Non-Fungible Toons

[@miqwerty]

The Pokémon slogan is "Gotta Catch Em' All!" Danny Phantom's slogan, however, is "Gonna Catch Em' All." While Pokémon's is a mission statement, Danny Phantom's is a PROMISE.

[@MeisterOfMangos]

no one is safe.

[@dudemcduder1628]

@@MeisterOfMangos not even our ghosts are safe

[@ariajacobs5719]

@@dudemcduder1628 He's gonna rip the ghosts out of our bodies. Talk about giving up the ghost.

[@commanderbunny8442]

A threat if you will

[@MeisterOfMangos]

@@ariajacobs5719 ghosts really goin through it

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

The idea of Spongebob holding back in killing Plankton purely because he can only kill him once and doing it would be such a rush so he needs to make it count is so horrifying and hilarious

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

"I need it to count! *I NEED IT TO COUNT!* " fucking sends me

[@garnet1918]

Such a raw and accurate character moment

[@Silverwind87]

That implies he doesn't think Plankton is worth being killed. Like he's so small and insignificant that ending his life would be a waste of energy.

[@cototototorra7106]

i think it implies more than plankton is like no other, because you could kill anybody just because and it wouldn’t be that different, Plankton is THAT bitch that keeps on fucking around, there is a right moment to end him, not now, maybe never, as SpongeBob can only kill him once and he needs to make it special and not just busting into his place and shooting him on the head

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

@@Silverwind87 I disagree, because if Plankton was insignificant to SpongeBob then SpongeBob would simply kill him quickly and wouldn’t give it a second thought. The fact that he intentionally waits for a perfect moment and wants to “make it count” implies Plankton’s death is meaningful or special in some way. It’s beautifully demented.

[@cah137-y4s]

"Heaven quakes every second I remain alive" is going right on my list of unexpectedly raw quotes from ridiculous sources, right up there with "I will face God and walk backwards into hell" and "You cannot kill me in a way that matters"

[@thelivingglitch1371]

Someone needs to frame all of these.

[@Silverwind87]

"I'm God's first and last mistake" is also pretty good. Gotta blast!

[@RaisinHater]

Also: "There is no lord" "THERE WILL BE WHEN I ASCEND"

[@Silverwind87]

@@RaisinHater Either Spongebob _is_ a god, or could _kill_ God, and I do not CARE if there is a DIFFERENCE!

[@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911]

@Silver BDG in the wild is a truly beautiful thing.

[@LuckySketches]

Jimmy: Doesn't believe in God Danny: Does believe in God Timmy: Conspires against God Spongebob: Aims to become God

[@Looona_fan]

The super freind squad.

[@2amgasstation755]

I love how the dynamic between all of these characters is just: An evil child with two demigods who follow his every command A stuck-up atheist kid who believes they're morally and intellectually superior to everyone else A chaotic yellow menace who's only drives are his bloodlust and search for godhood A teenager who's fruitlessly trying to cling to his humanity whilst corralling all of these wacky characters

[@jamesproctor4568]

You forgot Jimmy's NFT fixation that fuels his thirst for money.

[@xilitla.]

perfect description of me throughout my life

[@mr.gameandtime8432]

When you invent a time machine, Your ego inflates.

[@themyofmy]

@@xilitla. you good bro?

[@xilitla.]

@@themyofmy LAWLLLL

[@supermutantsam1160]

I like how Timmy doesn’t typically interact like all the others do, he just pops in occasionally to wish the world to be objectively worse lmao

[@sweetjp2518]

That opening was borderline experimental

[@Liex59]

Borderline?

[@pegglejunkie]

i fucking lost it oh my god it was so funny

[@SBSanik3232]

Bro I coughed my soul up just to watch this direct

[@Penquinn14]

easily on par with most acid trips

[@E3kHatena]

Having Jimmy say something truly fucked up and then end it with "Gotta Blast" stylized like it's the show's logo is probably the most consistently funny bit of this entire video.

[@ecokitti]

The "I wanna rob a bank and get away with it" absolutely killed me

[@alexthekestrel4194]

SAME

[@leakdeo]

oh my god penny owns nintendo direct

[@Retro_Static]

Holy crap, penny owns nintendo Direct

[@mortalsno4086]

The "Danny Phantom that looks at gay people" bit REALLY fucking got me

[@justinmontana3710]

For the record, Jimmy's Dad DOES have a job; he's a car salesman.

[@riverscuomo7140]

"there is no lord"/"i beg to differ"/"THERE WILL BE WHEN I ASCEND" is such an amazing triad

[@justcallmezero.]

I was SOOOO HYPED when I saw Kingdom Hearts 2 get announced here. "I am the mouse" will surely go on to be one of the greatest quotes in gaming.

[@flamelmao69420]

Lmao when did it get announced

[@themyofmy]

@@flamelmao69420 🙂

[@theinimitablejora522]

Really? Not El Gigante on Nintendo Switch? Best of the Direct right there tbh

[@justanormalguy5496]

@@theinimitablejora522 who’s el gigante? His name is “this guy”

[@frying_pann7076]

“I am the mouse” played right as I read that 😭

[@Stonewren]

Years back I talked on reddit with the modeler who did the "Hi I'm Paul" chimp and he included some screenshots of what Paul looked like missing 3 eyes and all textures/lighting. I gotta say it was horrifying as feck

[@Lucifersfursona]

I have never been sadder a link was not provided

[@RelicCipher]

i wish this had the link so badly

[@Stonewren]

@@Lucifersfursona CyclopeanDepths i believe was the username

[@Stonewren]

@@RelicCipher I believe CyclopeanDepths was the username

[@GrandleJams]

@@Stonewren Do you remember what forum, or social media that guy was using? I think I found a reddit page of him, but it's mostly of DnD stuff.

[@Liex59]

I love how Pennys Danny voice slips into her Sonic voice sometimes lmao

[@PyroArina]

I love how natural it is for Timmy and Jimmy to be in the same room together. But for everyone else it just doesn't sit right for some reason.

[@eyelessbun5785]

In fairness, they were the only 2 who had a crossover episode with each other in their own shows.

[@PyroArina]

@@eyelessbun5785 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

@@eyelessbun5785 Plus, for some reason, they seem to be the only two characters who mesh well together. Maybe it's their nearly opposite characterisations, with Jimmy being more methodical and intelligent, whereas Timmy is more impulsive and brash. Or maybe it's the magic vs science thing they have going on? Or maybe it's just the similarities in their names. Am I overthinking this? Yes.

[@chrisdaughen5257]

It's funny. I remember the sequel really pushing Danny and Spongebob as a dynamic duo. They were the two you started with and were the ones to fight the final boss.

[@dogvhs]

love the mythos you’ve created of these recognizable nickelodeon icons dabbling with horrors beyond mankind’s comprehension to not only surpass the old gods but to kill them and rule over where they once dared to tread.

[@MinoriGaming]

Spongeborne

[@SlipsSC]

gotta blast!

[@apophis7712]

Ah Dan, or some say Danny... Do you hear our prayers?

[@TheEepyMagi]

@@apophis7712 Butch Hartman commissions, all over the shop... you'll buy one of them, sooner or later...

[@crimsonbutterfly2282]

And only Danny has confronted said creatures canonically

[@neonal18]

Spongebob not taking the opportunity to just go to the Chum Bucket and kill Plankton because he "can only kill him once" and wants it to "count" is hilarious and terrifying.

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Major problem I'm seeing immediately: SpongeBob in his own universe is supposed to be extremely small, like he's supposed to be able to fit in your hand. But *here* he's about the size of Jimmy and Timmy who are both "human" children. This either implies that SpongeBob's earth is several times larger then ours or that the worlds of the Nickelodeon Multiverse are very, very small.

[@gummywormee41]

It could be that going through the portal enlarges Spongebob to fit in with the others

[@Gamering22]

Mermaid man and barnacle boy

[@redwoodskies]

@@Gamering22don’t make me think about that

[@friendbeezo3485]

not to mention spongebob doesnt need water to survive here

[@bloodieghostie]

​@friendbeezo3485 iirc Jimmy sprayed him with something at the beginning that kept him from drying out and dying

[@Cirrostatus]

i NEED more of these two improving Jimmy's dad, that cracked my shit up

[@MotobugGaming]

Jimmy 's dad can't be improved, he's already perfect.

[@MeisterOfMangos]

@@MotobugGaming they meant improvising

[@duckywinks]

Hugh Neutron actually works at a car dealership, but he almost had to move his family because everyone in Retroville already had a car. So Jimmy decided to help him achieve his dream of becoming a toy designer (by making him think he could actually design a functioning toy), which is a huge success. But then he gets fired after one of the toys, a giant tank with a baby face, almost destroys the town. But then Hugh gets to go back to the dealership because the tank destroyed everyone’s cars. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Also the baby tank pisses.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

This means, theoretically, Hugh can create a monopoly on Retroville’s cars by repeating this process every time he runs out of people to sell cars to

[@littlefieryone2825]

I've got a fuzzy memory of this episode but can't actually visualize any of it. It's like it's repressed knowledge.

[@markkelly2073]

Not only Timmy Turner create hell, he almost got sent to in it. In season 5, episode 5 of The Fairly Odd Parents "It's a Wishful Life," Timmy Turner wishes he was never born, prompting Jorgen von Strangle to try to send him to a hell made specifically for kids who wish they were never born.

[@genericname2747]

But Timmy isn't a kid. He's like 60

[@themyofmy]

@@genericname2747 wasn't that also a plot point in the show

[@genericname2747]

@@themyofmy Yep!

[@Howdyasdo]

And everyone was better off with a kid dead

[@Lucifersfursona]

Ah yes butch. When a kid wishes they didn’t exist it’s clearly their fault. Classy stuff

[@mrfatweedington9562]

"me at the fucking raid shadow legends emails" you're truly a god among humanoids

[@Scienceboy0]

We have violence and power obsessed SpongeBob, religious Danny Phantom, a Timmy Turner who causes suffering on a whim, and Jimmy Neutron who honestly seems exactly the same as cannon. I love it.

[@epopepo1449]

The improv character interactions highlight what people enjoy about crossovers as a whole :)

[@wubbawakki2306]

'Hugh Neutron not understanding NFTs' is a bit I could listen to for hours I swear to Glob

[@friendtahoma3812]

Joy's mood is so contagious I bursted into laughter at "TIMMY TURNER" at 6:46

[@DrMrUncleJohn]

"Heaven quakes every moment I am alive!" Is beautifully raw

[@neonal18]

12:12 In all fairness, Spongebob making fun of Texas only happened so he could get Sandy to chase after him and Patrick to the party- it was a ploy to ultimately do something nice for a friend. "Squirrel Jokes" is irredeemable garbage though.

[@Agumame]

"heaven quakes every second i remain alive" i kid you not i nearly choked when i heard this

[@hypno-scream5652]

8:29 Everyone talks about Danny’s face, but are we gonna just ignore SpongeBob looking around confused, while Jimmy states baffled, and Timmy just stands there smiling?

[@ZyNye2011]

Timmy is the happiest child ever.

[@cyanity1017]

SpongeBob literally has the look of "uh, should I be around for this?"

[@K1ttyGam3r]

6:44 Joy going absolutely apeshit at Timmy’s face is priceless

[@riverscuomo7140]

i love how Jimmy ends all of his sentences with "gotta blast!" because it implies that every time he says something he just immediately leaves

[@obviousghost5895]

Man, Jimmy's terrifying smile and body just hanging out in the bottom corner for the ENTIRE VIDEO really brings this all together

[@JeffreyThrash]

Why does Timmy’s design just not work in 3D while Jimmy’s design never seems to work in 2D? Also, it’s amazing how THQ’s old licensed games gave “Silent Hill” vibes just by cheaping out on the animations, not adding music (making things eerily quiet at times), and completely de-saturating these once-colorful cartoon worlds. I can’t wait until Penny and Joy get to the misguided nightmare fuel that was the final Wii Nicktoons crossover game, where outside of maybe SpongeBob you play as the most unappealing side characters in Nicktoons history!

[@cah137-y4s]

I feel like it's because they're both characters who are perfectly suited to the animation style they're designed for. Jimmy's design is specifically tailored for the 3D environment of his show, while Timmy's fits in perfectly with his own 2D world; attempting to convert them to the other art style ends up producing uncanny valley results because their character designs were never meant to work outside their own art style.

[@JeffreyThrash]

@@cah137-y4s Yeah. That actually makes sense for the time. However, I remember there being a GameCube Fairly OddParents game called "Breakin' Da Rules" that wisely went with the "Cel-Shaded" look and while it's not exactly on par with Wind Waker or Jet Set Radio Future (let alone today's cel-shaded beauties from Arc System Works), it did show the designs would at least look decent with non-realistic lighting. As for Jimmy Neutron, the concept art looked way livelier than the 3D models we eventually got due to time constraints and the simple fact that low-budget TV 3D was still new. The problem was that 2D takes on the Jimmy Neutron characters were based on those simplified official 3D models rather than the original concept art. Anyone who studied art school in recent years would likely be told that they need to make their designs work in both 2D and 3D. A lot of Disney's hand-drawn stuff back in the 20th century, like Cinderella, actually looks just as good as a 3D Kingdom Hearts world, for instance. So it's actually kind of interesting that Fairly OddParents and Jimmy Neutron were able to break this rule to make designs that look absolutely perfect in their medium of choice, even it meant some serious "uncanny valley" moments in the Jimmy-Timmy Power Hour movies.

[@InanimatedAnimation]

I just had flashbacks to the Timmy Jimmy Power Hour

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I can't speak to jimmy, but at least part of it for timmy is that his design would break physics. His face is always drawn at a 3 quarters angle, never straight-on, which causes some quirks with things like the direction of his hair. Though the Breakin Da Rules game accounted for this by making his hair flip depending on the camera angle

[@JeffreyThrash]

@@Romanticoutlaw Yeah, that was pretty cool when I saw how Breakin' Da Rules worked around this issue.

[@joshriley2936]

"I can only kill him once, I need to FEEL something!" LMFAO

[@duck484]

I looked on the official Twitter of the Hugh Neutron VA and he referenced the eggman announcement.

[@matttaylor2542]

I MUST GO LOOK FOR IT

[@RosieTheRo]

God, these nicktoon crossover games were like, the first thing little baby fan me ever wrote fanfic about. I legit felt like the characterization was so shallow compared to the shows and there were so many missed opportunities for jokes it motivated me to make them myself lmfao

[@gattlinggolduck6373]

Man, I used to play this game all the time when I was a kid. I guess all the references of Spongebob wanting to ascend to godhood just flew over my head at the time.

[@fearanger1]

17:16 That picture of Jimmy Neutron looks like an NFT base, good lord

[@The_Archer-he2ft]

I want more cursed Nickerson characters having struggles with religious beliefs

[@themyofmy]

Nickerson

[@frozarburst6350]

Considering Mick Gordon composed the music for Attack of the Toybots later in the series, Spongebob being a cold blooded killer, Danny wanting to rob a bank, Jimmy being into NFTs, and Timmy wanting to see the world burn would be fitting for Doom music right now XD

[@carcinoVantas]

the fact the ghost is the straightman in this party truly says something

[@Rexdrinksredbull]

I keep losing my mind at the fact that doing a Timmy Turner impression is the best way to say the most unhinged shit, but only if you say "Cosmo, Wanda" before you say it

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

I’m glad they kept Jimmy Neutrons iconic bee-stung cheeks

[@tsarisnotgaming0223]

Idealogies of the Four Protagnists: -Jimmy Neutron is a Technocrat -SpongeBob is a Arsonist who works for a Capitalist -Danny Phantom is a Half-Ghost and Half-human and probably a socialist -Tim is a person who has two god parents and might be a slaver or a person who can own god parents as pawns I'm not sure about three of them, but I can confirm Jimmy is a Technocrat.

[@gomerjomer9209]

First full penny stream, funny af despite the Nickelodeon themed mental torture

[@rockyjmoon3]

Man. I remember absolutely loving this game when I was a kid.

[@rockyjmoon3]

@Sinful Shadow I also really liked Attack of the Toybots

[@DrAwe-fi6we]

If Nickelodeon ever enters the Monkey Token scene this video will either age greatly or terribly.

[@succulenttrash3343]

Sitting here trying to figure out how future historians are going to come across this video and explain the first 3:41 of this video

[@greyrgoose]

The "Hi, I'm Paul," was so good, I almost choked on my tea 😭

[@epicninjafork2866]

I love how Joy’s spongebob voice sounds like peridot

[@knonkidonk]

I offer my soul to the chaotic yellow sponge which will bring him one step closer to godhood for missing this stream. Also as always, Penny and Joy are relationship goals!

[@CaptainHalibut]

That intro felt like a 2-hour Joel bit, I rate it 10/10

[@sandwichhour]

Joy's screech when Timmy came onscreen was gold oh my god

[@Pefonmo]

"I'm gay." "That's one more of us that is definetely going to hell." I SPAT MY WATER.

[@Punchodile]

Joy's screeches of laughter give me life

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Sameee

[@chrisdaughen5257]

My sole memory of this was getting a glitch where the game would crash after the cutscene where Patrick got abducted. For some reason, the only way to stop it was to make Danny use his incorporeal ability before the cutscene.

[@Bo-kq8tn]

A, I loved every part of this so much y'all are hilarious, B, the 3d conversion kicks the shit out of all butch hartman's OCs and I will never unsee 3d timmy having a kubrick stare lMFAO

[@samarius_art_and_games]

I LOVE how I predicted Ivor the Engine making it into the game! Maybe Jason King, the Mayor of Station Square, will be DLC?

[@zoroaria]

Watching these with the CC on adds a lot tbh. [nasally attempt at a spongebob voice] followed up by [extremely good spongebob laugh] would've been funny without those subtitles, but with them it fucking destroyed me. Great work on the edits ellie!

[@curley-clown]

this is genuinely so funny and nostalgic (since i grew up with nicktoons crossover games) lmao the little personalities that Jimmy, SpongeBob, Danny and Timmy are given are frickin amazing. I hope y'all play Battle for Volcano Island one day bc this gameplay is iconic

[@CrazyLoveOwl]

I absolutely adore SpongeBob being the most chaotic demigod with an insatiable blood lust, fuckin wild

[@invertedcrab8285]

14:45 I love this moment because it feels like Danny and Spongebob really just goofing off! …You know, just. Morbid!

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Problematic Squad, ASSEMBLE! NFT Blaster Jimmy! Reality Warper Timmy! Bank Robber Danny! Psycho Killer Spongebob!

[@unlinkingduck]

Lost it every time a random bit of Labyrinth by Miracle Musical started playing, shocked you didn’t use the “goes straight to hell” line though given how much Hell was brought up

[@AmeLilith]

How am I supposed to explain to people why the Kingdom Hearts II bit at the beginning was the most hilarious thing ever

[@HerneLiedel]

13:36 since when did timmy turner turn into butch hartman?

[@justcallmejay12]

This stream was a fever dream from start to finish and I loved every second of it

[@JeffreyThrash]

The game itself is a fever dream, just like SpongeBob: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman before it!

[@PinkApocalypse]

Marble repeatedly hitting me in the gut this whole video, you two are too goddamn funny

[@BriansRainbowOverIreland]

this beginning bit is what we used to do whenever we were supposed to be making power point presentations in class

[@serkettphone]

around the 19:06 mark i recognized the “i’m trapped” from the song Labyrinth from Hawaii Part II

[@fricketyfracktraintrack]

I love how almost anytime SpongeBob speaks after his fucked up and evil characterization, the video zooms in on him lol

[@lilcarttheoneandonly]

14:20 got me too good, you two are way too funny

[@roundestrow1et]

18:21 joy's bit here was too real

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

i laughed so hard at the random i am the mouse that i nearly passed out 😭

[@Dr.Sunshine_MD]

this vid reminds me of that time bitch Hartman said that danny was a good little christian boy and everyone was like “… dude he literally fights and is a ghost”

[@curetapwater5604]

SpongeBob can't pick up a plush toy without straining with effort but he'll carry that computer as far as he can.

[@eagleeye5189]

My humour is so horrifically broken that I had to stop the video multiple times during the first few minutes because I couldn't breathe

[@CaptainStage]

NFT stands for Nick Fuckin' Toons

[@BitterBatter]

Wow I forgot I played this game as a kid until I saw the stock images of the villains. That just unlocked a dumpster behind the Denny's of my subconscious.

[@RisingRevengeance]

17:16 That picture makes him look like Leisure Suit Larry

[@amyrodgers4252]

I just love how you made SpongeBob unhinged and have an unsatiable bloodlust.

[@Songbird9745]

Oh my god I remember loving this game and playing it constantly its like Penny unburied the ghosts of my childhood

[@cecildesist]

0:58 I heard Skylanders and my ears perked up. I love that franchise to *death.*

[@idunno7427]

You and Joy never fail to make me laugh so hard I wheeze then cough

[@robocalico419]

Timmy turner homophobia wish is my favorite joke possibly ever

[@tennasountracks]

This version of Spongebob would raid apartment complex mailboxes during the holidays to steal as many gift cards, money, and packages as possible.

[@scrumpors8706]

Joy and Penny are my two favorite attacks on the senses

[@caitlinabbott7895]

5:34 Jimmy: Gee willikers, guys! I'm God's first and last mistake, GOTTA BLAST! ()()()()()()()()()() Jimmy: My mom grounded me for putting mercury in the waffle maker, GOTTA BLAST! 6:19 Jimmy: I'm here to attack your senses, GOTTA BLAST! I hope you don't have misophonia SpongeBob! 6:51 Timmy: Hi SpongeBob! (Heavy breathing) 6:57 (Jimmy explains his device) Spongebob: It looks like it doesn't work ()()()()()()()()()() Jimmy: I got this Jpeg from Google images, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: Wow! It looks like SHIT! 8:00 SpongeBob: Come on Danny, I need to kill something RIGHT NOW! Danny: I'm on it! I'm just making- I'm making my way! Just tryna figure it out! SpongeBob: MY BLOODLUST IS INSATIABLE!!! Jimmy: Calm down, Spongebob!- SpongeBob: I need BLOOD! Jimmy: There's plenty of blood to go around!- SpongeBob: I NEED BLOOD!!! Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? I wish all four of us go to Hell, no matter what! 8:44 SpongeBob: Oh GOD! It's all fading to BLACK!- 9:04 SpongeBob: ...I'm gonna break the rules! (Maniacal laugh) NO CAGE CAN HOLD ME!!! I'm coming for you B*TCH! LET ME OUTTA THIS SCREEN!!! 9:23 Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? I wish that all food was NFTs! ()()()()()()()()()() Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? I wish use DOUBLE the energy they already do now! Jimmy: You know guys, I'm actually really into the crypto currency scene! GOTTA BLAST! ()()()()()()()()()() Jimmy: No dad, you just don't understand! They're called Non-fungable Tokens! Hugh: Well, whatever you say, Jimbo! ()()()()()()()()()() Jimmy: The only reason you're making fun of my NFTs is because you don't understand them! I'm gonna be a BILLIONAIRE someday! It's not as simple as right click saving! Hugh: Oh, wait a minute Jimbo, are you saying that we can make money off of these funny little pictures? Cause I sure would like to stop having ta going in to work! (Laughs) Y'know- 10:18 Hugh: I like crypto! Almost as much as I love ducks! I even got myself a monkey! It's too bad it's not a duck! 10:36 SpongeBob: I'll see you all in Hell! Danny: We ARE in Hell SpongeBob: F*CK! 10:57 (Hello, I will grant your wishes 3-) SpongeBob: KILL HIM!!! Jimmy: I make no apologies for my maniacal friend here! GOTTA BLAST! SpongeBob: When you get to Hell, tell 'em SPONGEBOB SENT YOU!!!- 11:16 Danny: You ever think about how, like... this is where we go when we die? I just like- I thought there would be more Jimmy: Well! Maybe in your world Danny, but in MY world there is no religion, there is no God, there is no 'after we die'. We die and we're just simply sent back to where we were! Timmy: There's a Hell in my world! I made it! SpongeBob: And mine (SpongeBob laugh) Jimmy: And just for the record, anyone watching at home, if you practice ANY SORT of religion I look down on you! Intellectually! Danny: Dude, we're LITERALLY in Hell right now! 12:00 Timmy: Hey... How's it going...? 12:17 Danny: Don't worry, guys! I got it! Go on without me! Jimmy: (scoffs) Teenagers Danny: I can hand this! Just...remember me! Tell my story! ()()()()()()()()()() Jimmy: So Danny, being a ghost, I ass you must have some sort of 'unfinished business', as it were. Mind telling us what it might be? Danny: I wanna rob a bank and get away with it! Timmy: Hey! Funny! That's- that's MY unfinished business too! Wanda: Yes, Timmy wants SO BAD to rob a bank, be won't let him! It's against Da Rulez! 13:30 SpongeBob: I'm Gay! Jimmy: Well, that's one more of us who's DEFINITELY going to Hell! GOTTA BLAST! Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? I wish all gay people weren't allowed to get married! ()()()()()()()()()() Danny: There we go, now I'm a ghost! SpongeBob: You were already a ghost! 13:57 Danny: Y'know, SpongeBob I'm actually starting to wonder, based on what I'm- uh, LEARNING about you, what IS your motivation to stop Plankton? SpongeBob: VIOLENCE!!! Danny: Couldn't you do that at any time? SpongeBob: That FREAK LITTLE B*TCH has had it TOO GOOD for TOO LONG!!! Danny: Yeah, but why- why focus in on the DYNASTY specifically? I mean- SpongeBob: (Yelling) Danny: He's always at The Chum Bucket, right? Why not just go and kill him? SpongeBob: I need it to COUNT! I NEED IT TO COUNT! I need it to COUNT for something! I can only kill him ONCE! I need to FEEL SOMETHING!- 14:39 Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? I wish I was incorporeal! ()()()()()()()()()() Jimmy: A buffet table fit for a king! SpongeBob: And I'M on the menu! EAT MY FLESH!!! (Danny eats SpongeBob's flesh) SpongeBob: PARTAKE!!! Danny: What kinda cheese are you? SpongeBob: I'm made of HUMAN FLESH!!! Danny: That's not cheese! Woaoaoah! ()()()()()()()()()() SpongeBob: Oh god, WE'RE SURROUNDED!!! Danny: Be not afraid, SpongeBob! The lo- the Lord is always with you! SpongeBob: The Lord is SCARED OF ME!!! Heaven QUAKES every second I remain alive! I'm feeding YOUR remains TO GARY!!! ()()()()()()()()()() Danny: Cross the threshold, boys! There's nothing to be afraid of! Jimmy: Sure! As a man of science, I don't fear anything! SpongeBob: I've lost the luxury of feeling fear- 15:43 SpongeBob: Die! DIE!!! D I E ! ! ! Danny: SpongeBob, it's me! SpongeBob: I have to kill you! Danny: It's me! SpongeBob: That means your form is weaker right now, THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE!!! Jimmy: SpongeBob! Our friend's in there! GOTTA BLAST! ()()()()()()()()()() SpongeBob: I'm gonna drink this TOXIC WASTE! Danny: Ok, tell me how it tastes. SpongeBob: Like SHIT! Now, more than my MIND is poisoned! Jimmy: I coulda told you that! I put some of that in the waffle maker one time! 16:18 Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? I'm rethinking that 'Everyone goes to Hell when they die' thing right about now Wanda: Sorry Timmy, but you've gotta commit to the bit! 16:50 SpongeBob: I can feel myself growing stronger! I'm powering THE F*CK UP! Y'know, these numbers are actually the number of souls that I collected during that level- 17:31 SpongeBob: This is MINE NOW! I'm TAKING IT BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL!!! Danny: SpongeBob, no! That belongs to my parents! It was funded by the government! So much money down the toilet! SpongeBob: I'M LEAVING WITH IT! 17:55 SpongeBob: I STILL have your GOD DAMN computer! Danny: SpongeBob, are you really gonna carry that the WHOLE way? SpongeBob: I don't have one, so I'm KEEPING IT! 18:35 Danny: Y'know, SpongeBob? I actually would appreciate it if you'd let me have these coins so I can pay back my parents for the equipment you stole SpongeBob: I can't f*cking go through FENCES! I have to be invited in. Danny: Are you even listening to me? SpongeBob: I have to be invited in of else I can't come in Danny: SpongeBob, I DON'T invite you in SpongeBob: ...son of a B*TCH! ()()()()()()()()()() Jimmy: (Picks up a car) This is mine now! SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOO!!! Danny: Jimmy! 19:29 SpongeBob: There's a lot you can't download without power! That's why I aim to become the most POWERFUL BEING IN THE UNIVERSE!!! Jimmy: That's a relief, I was beginning to believe that, like most life on Earth, it was futile! GOTTA BLAST! ()()()()()()()()()() Danny: Hey! I just thought of something fun! Let's destroy the playground! SpongeBob: HELL YES!!! (But Danny- but SpongeBob! There's children still inside!) SpongeBob: ALL THE BETTER!!! Danny: I think SpongeBob and I are starting to be on the same page! Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? I wish all children in this town were orphans! SpongeBob: I'm respect your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as the GOD OF THIS WORLD by coming in ANYWAY! 20:26 SpongeBob: Once I buy the Krusty Krab from Mr. Krabs nothing will stop me from ASCENDING TO GODHOOD!!! 20:43 SpongeBob: GOOD LORD!!! Jimmy: SpongeBob, there is no Lord! Danny: Well I beg to differ, Jimmy! SpongeBob: THERE WILL BE WHEN I ASCEND!!!

[@MUI_Noam12]

Bro wrote the lyrics

[@RisingRevengeance]

Can't wait for #thisguy

[@lilscranton6897]

i like the religious in fighting between the childrens cartoon protagonists

[@SuperCaitball]

you two have the BEST chemistry ever

[@spookyabuki]

The editing on this one is so good!

[@drenkrod9811]

I never thought about this before, but the premise of Danny Phantom makes the most sense if you picture it as a teenager going behind his parents' backs to try and fix something they made, only to get killed in the process, just for his spirit to then possess his own lifeless body.

[@Smudgeurfudgemuffin]

"The more a game is delayed the better it is and once it comes out it's bad forever" Star Citizen in a nutshell

[@_-drowsy-_]

18:08 Tucker and Sam are in the background!!

[@DondarfSnowbonk]

I love how the whole opening of this is just penny making herself laugh.

[@amessoffandoms7897]

this is the closest we can get to a fandub for this game