Nonstop Entertainment & Laughs with Bert Kresicher | Ep 181

[@mickeybreezy]

These two together is insane. Almost two hours and not one finished thought haha.

[@kabnoot]

I was like, "what is going on right now"

[@emaccus]

Not a single one.

[@auroraborealis13579]

I need a Part Two.

[@sfr2107]

I was wondering how hard this was to listen to if you can't relate to it, lmao only bc I do it too did i get it but i feel sooo sorry for ppl who can communicate more functional than this 😩

[@mattng4707]

What's happening here I am entertained for no reason ...don't understand what's happening what the point but it's like 2 rich adults making shit up

[@nickmaldini3]

This podcast should win an oscar cause it's everything everywhere all at once.

[@Cyndawg03]

Best comment 😂

[@jaimecohen7584]

That was hysterical 😂

[@tartoon5550]

Damn that made no sense.

[@ElijahThaProfit777]

You won 😂😂

[@auroraborealis13579]

Top Comment!

[@SadieRosetheShihTzu]

This was one of my favorite episodes by far. The chemistry and connection when opening up and being vulnerable was fantastic to listen to.

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

Tim Dillon saying "You are using hotdog condiments on Salmon" during your cooking show with Whitney was gold.

[@auroraborealis13579]

I’ve been thinking about that Mayonnaise Salmon every day since. 😑

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

@@auroraborealis13579 scraping it off haha

[@terryhendersonjr.7392]

This is the most manic, wholesome, scattershot, introspective, hyperactive, self aware, completely ridiculous & heartfelt shit I've ever seen, and I loved it.

[@auroraborealis13579]

Yes!

[@brown_and_curly_ne_girly4551]

This made me happy- thank you 😊

[@dannysanchez9919]

Jesus Christ. These two together. Its a tornado meeting a hurricane 😂😂❤

[@brandonlantier]

So a Tornacane, Id add in an earthquake and some mudslides, these two have the attention span of a gnat lol

[@alexandraharkins]

I like Hurrinado myself 😂😂

[@samuelcareen5563]

lmfao that's so true

[@trinapellerin3950]

completely agree!!

[@kpeezyforsheezy]

@@alexandraharkins hurrinado is fabulous. You’ve got my vote 💪

[@mustang4life]

It is like Bert threw Whitney a bone with the bras topic, so she departs the room & he could pitch his tour. BRILLIANT! 🍻❤️‍🔥👏🏻❤️‍🔥🍻

[@hihelloitsnicole]

I stopped watching Whitney because her dynamic with certain people comes off in a weird way. It's refreshing to see her just being herself and having fun with a friend like Bert. Great episode, missed this version of you ❤

[@evilvet]

She's neurotic as fuck. Because bert can't STFU like a toddler, he cancels some of her neurosis out and seems digestibly more mellow

[@alexbowman7330]

Me too.

[@findmeintime]

same, I unsubscribed about a year ago but this popped in feed because of brent I guess.

[@alexbowman7330]

The forced, fake laughter and acting makes it more sad. 😔 The real Whitney is who we want to hear from. Flaws and all. Whitney can shine brightly without the old Hollywood model. It came with far too much baggage than the fame was worth. I hope that she sees that and works through it. Such talent and intellect is stunted by an abused mind. Bad parenting follows a person way longer than we'd all like to admit.

[@janaheflin]

She seems high on Adderall

[@Drunk-Jitsu]

This was actually the most entertaining podcast of beginning sentences I've ever listened to. W: So let me just tell you about this most horrific thing that happened to me... B: HOLD ON OMG I had something happen to me the other day with the kids... W: I love your family Georgia is the best you know I hadn't told any this about her... B: OMG SECRET TIME secret time secret time (big breath) whoah I'm going to get emotional.... W: This is why I love your Bert you know it's so profound how you.... B: Thank you Whitney that means a lot to me.

[@makeshiftadventures]

A whitney and bert weekly podcast would actually be my new fav and it doesnt exist...yet?

[@H-Vox]

I can't decide who would talk more

[@robertedwards9861]

would be good but def an energy sucker. would have to stretch first lol

[@polybiusnymb6446]

Every time creators attempts to bottle chemistry, the result is a forced role play or blatant audience pandering.

[@charleneg.4053]

Great idea! I just would hope that they would get to their point eventually instead of trailing off without circling back. I’d watch it though, I really enjoyed listening to them together. I think this was the least annoying yet longest run of interruptions I’ve ever listened to lol

[@rozzyb420]

I love their friendship! Few ppl interrupt the way each of them do. They really do see each other and I love it!!! ❤❤

[@LocChicago5]

Bert and Whitney are hilarious together...... they both interrupt eachother they don't listen to eachother they stop and reliese things said like wait what lol 😅

[@kylemcneal7856]

You two NEED a sitcom where you're married. The opening minutes of this podcast were proof of that

[@tylerfoster1353]

I'll second that!

[@JustinProper]

Bert Kreischer has great chemistry with everyone he comes across. Whitney's having so much fun. I absolutely love this!

[@HH-gv8mx]

The first time I ever even heard of him was when Bill Maher had him on his podcast ,club random. He was such an awesome guess that I had to look him up.

[@JustinProper]

@@HH-gv8mx First time I saw him was on Facebook when The Machine went viral. Loved him ever since!

[@NYC1025]

I usually cannot sit through a Bert podcast or a Whitney podcast but this was surprisingly a good match.

[@martin8829]

Bert is great on podcasts he was just on the big boy show was great

[@tstafford81]

Exactly why I just tuned in! I've gotta see if their personal brands of chaos somehow alchemize into something resembling sanity.

[@Kaalyn_HOW]

Out of sincere interest, not sarcastic, if you struggle with each on their own, what made you click on a video of just them both together?

[@patsmith5695]

Yeah Whitney is a little unbearable but Bert is the funniest man alive I’ve never watched a clip of his and not laughed

[@newthesis9480]

Two of the most annoying, self important comedians on podcast … this should be good??? 💀

[@CatalinBoc]

this needs to happen at least once a month. i could watch this every week to be honest both are better together

[@b_o_o_g_i_e__]

agreed, because they both interrupt so much, they almost cancel each other out

[@williamRE]

No.

[@raycimbalnik5159]

Anyone that thinks Bert isn't a real comic hasn't been watching his sets, Bert brought my attention back to comedy, he is hilarious and is very kind to his fans,a great guy!

[@psycho8705]

Love the chaos that is Whitney and Bert

[@andrewbaskett8581]

That was incredible when you stood up and spoke about what happened to over the pandemic. That was great what you did and thank you for sharing the struggle about that. You and Bert have such a great energy together and it was great to see you both share the things you did.

[@ldesigncompany1723]

I've been watching this podcast since the pandemic, why am I not familiar with what she did or what she's referring to?? I feel so lost :/ ?

[@javalavao8]

I think she’s referring to what happened with Chris Delia

[@Malice88]

​@@ldesigncompany1723 same, was it really the Delilah incident, not sure

[@ldesigncompany1723]

@@Malice88 Yeah I've heard her bring him up in other conversations since and didn't seem like she had an issue with him

[@swagg3rmuffin]

Sorry not trying to hate, but everytime I turn on Whitney’s podcast I almost cannot watch because the exposure is just too high on her camera. Just unfortunate, hopefully they can fix that in the future!

[@a-love-supremist]

Turn down your brightness then dude wtf

[@swagg3rmuffin]

@@a-love-supremist it’s her camera exposure lol. It’s always just been blown out. The wall is too blue, she’s pale as a ghost, it’s just all off

[@swagg3rmuffin]

@@a-love-supremist I’m sure most people don’t care, just like they don’t care if their car speakers rattle. The details just bother me personally lmao

[@WTFBUTWHY]

She does it on purpose to hide flaws

[@NumberTwo-zg9bk]

Hopefully? So you actually enjoy this? What a loser.

[@briannabagshaw3319]

Love these two together because they have such similar energy. So chaotic but so sweet. 😅💚 Razzle Dazzle was genuinely fantastic!

[@jshort902]

Seriously, I’m only 30min into this episode and I believe this is the best episode I’ve ever seen and heard Whitney speak about anything. Love you Whitney and you and Bart? seem great together! 😂

[@Jeenyus]

The lighting on Whitney's side is like when Sweet Dee is bartending on Always Sunny.

[@bhalenMEDIA]

I was going to say this lol

[@PahaPoniesSpanishMustangs]

Horrible lighting...

[@Crashlee11]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🐥🦅

[@aaronbazil]

When I heard, "Behaving like they SHOULD behave," I had stop everything I was doing to give a standing ovation! My god, beautiful!

[@chrisb4331]

Bert Killin it with the Pods this week. One of the best pitch people out there

[@NotChillin]

Wanted to give Whitney a hug when she opened up about doing the right thing during the pandemic.

[@haley0639]

What situation was she referring to?

[@ryanutterback]

Chris D’elia, maybe?

[@edistone1111]

@@haley0639 Chris D'elia for sure.

[@Bigjokerjoe]

@@haley0639 either Delia or Callen. But when she said “my best friend” that leans way more towards Delia.

[@michaeljacksin9367]

in these times give her a needle hugs r bad

[@jacoblesley1802]

You two are true life lines. Laughter is medicine. You talked about people who live in, call em small places, I think we are such good fans of comedy because you guys are a lifeline to the larger world. Thank you genuinely. Best!

[@NotChillin]

“Show us your jokes” Is so good Whitney.

[@Gooch_cruiser]

Whitney casually mentioning how much she loves Bert and isn’t at all attracted to him had me busting up

[@MrGMT1992]

This was probably the most into a podcast I've been in a long time. This was wonderful. Can't wait for your Fargo show.

[@pt190]

Driving cross country needed this. Also loved your episode of Accused it’s a a great show

[@mike191SF]

“Call Dan Levy’s wife…..” was unintentionally hilarious!😂😂

[@Sid00077]

Bert dressed up like a 6yrl old kid on a school trip.

[@fargotua13]

01:39:24 I just heard Kathy Griffin talking with Adam Carolla about mixing comedians with musicians and actors like they use to do on Mtv when it was cool station in 90' and now U I mean... so fresh

[@SamAdams73]

you're burning my tv out with the overblown brightness

[@darrylsearcy6882]

Hi Whitney I'm a HUGE fan! I just got to the part in the video where you're talking to BERT(can't wait to see THE MACHINE this FRIDAY!!) about your current relationship and you told ARI about it and you said that he'd bring back THIS IS NOT HAPPENING just so you could tell the story. I for one really loved/love that show so please have him revive it so we can all hear this story. Thank you for being so awesome and funny. I love your podcast and stand up. -Darryl (Houston,Tx)

[@lisapapania4910]

I think we all know the incident Whitney is talking about during the pandemic and in my opinion, she has mass love for Bert and Leann because they were there for Whitney. Good people ❤❤

[@underratedreplyguy]

I always come to the comments to find the names of incidents I don't know cuz one of us will say who or what. IDK this one though. Was it her cutting off her former co-worker/employee Chris D'elia after his bullshit came out?

[@katelynf7590]

@@underratedreplyguy yes I’m like 99% positive she’s talking about Chris

[@brittneyculhane3294]

I was in Girl Scouts from 4th grade through senior year and it was a lot like what Whitney’s doing! All of the parents had different hobbies (horses, gardening, business owner, artist, etc) so we just rotated through parents weekly / monthly!

[@workstudy8118]

9:24 the guy who told bert never to sue, and sued Whitney, is Bert’s old manager Berry Kats

[@aidanm5578]

2 people that I thought I couldn't stand. But this podcast was very gripping. Hardly any Bert wheezing, somehow respectable talking over each other. This was great.

[@Pixilatedgirl]

As someone with bad adhd, it seems like you both have some form of adhd and it’s amazing. When talking to another person with adhd, there are usually about 6 conversations going at once, and we never have trouble following them 😂

[@alanbrown5907]

Wanna hear a conversation where neither person can finish a thought, sentence, or story, watch this episode of good for you!

[@jesseoliver4397]

That's my Drawing at the bottom right of Whitney! I still feel honored that my Artwork hangs on the set of your Podcast, Whitney!!!

[@jimsilvis197]

These two together are one of the funniest, and most frustrating podcasts ever. Haha.

[@Mperkins813]

I love the way Bert answered "its samoan" to the question: "what's your favorite girl scout cookie?" A question that was never asked 😂😅

[@alexbowman7330]

Whitney, you need a real hug & some reassurances. The prison of your mind is ran by Whitney. No one else. It doesn't matter who built the prison. You're the one that chooses whether you stay or go free. F*ck those that hurt us. Stand back up & be free. ❤

[@cliveowen334]

It's literally two Berts one Cave

[@AAKandSpacegoat]

😂

[@robertfranks3801]

How did Bert read the Liam Niesen thing out loud and just make up his own version 😂

[@amansway6736]

I think Whitney gave all her melanin to unicef. These two together are awesome on screen

[@WhenThingsGoSouthNJ]

New Girl Scouts; as a father, I would give anything for my daughter to attend!❤🎉

[@jeffersongrimes1082]

Come hard and laugh. I stopped this podcast and watched the fans only roast of Bret kreischer. That was so hilarious✌️

[@sly-1429]

This is where stories go to die.

[@lucas7010]

I never just sit and watch podcasts without doing anything else, but this just hits right

[@Dubnot]

Not a single topic was finished in this podcast. That's what "edging" is.

[@jessevanderhamm]

The comedian “who can’t read a teleprompter” or maybe can’t read at all that Burt brings up at 29:30 and is scared someone will hear the name of the comedian and he doesn’t want to get involved with that “stratosphere” He’s definitely talking about Bobby Lee and there’s no question about it

[@SM-vb8fj]

Can you turn the lighting down like a little bit? Each episode makes it look like whitney and the guest are at the gates of heaven

[@flyingman09101984]

I love how all-over-the-place they are, I'm the same with my friends hahaha.

[@deadstellarengine]

this is like 2 people alone in their room, talking to themselves, ....together.

[@DCSquirrel]

My heart died a little when she said she killed her hybrid Lexus. That poor innocent car.

[@garethharris5521]

Love that the wide shot makes the studio floor look like a teenagers bedroom.

[@chrisrw8939]

Such an incredible duo! I needed a moment of levity this morning (grateful for the ep)🙏🙌🌈 💜✌️

[@aldaron5792]

What was so brave? Talking trash about a supposed “best friend”? It’s up to the court to decide not reg people. People probably act strange around her cause they don’t trust her.

[@melodye47]

ADHD and cocaine, this is not just plain adhd I promise 😂

[@jennabolmgren]

We know she’s talking about Chris at 1:52:00. However I’d be curious what conversations she had with him after everything came out. Because it seems like she dropped him no questions asked.

[@musical2806]

What questions are there to asked he crossed the line countless times and there was so many allegations back then. Watch "the chris delia problem" and you'll get all the answers you need.

[@mkmstillstackin]

These two have chemistry. I enjoyed this.

[@Mark-ox4kt]

When Whitney said she pulls up her shirt to get a man's attent back and she actually has sexy bras !!!!. Ive been doing construction for years and I've never climbed down a 4 section scaffold to get my phone that fast in my life!!! 😂🤣

[@jz9417]

Whitney’s Michael Jackson phase going crazy rn

[@ssmith8758]

That filter is working overtime! Looks like you both are streaming from heaven…

[@travisnastase3498]

Truly appreciate your understanding of the fact that not everybody in omaha is still riding on horse still lol. Love you Whitney.

[@nickie1591]

I love that Whitney talks more than Bert...didnt think that was possible. love you guys!

[@BenD1210]

Love these 2 together! You can tell Whitney did not grow up on the border if she's asking why limes are so expensive 😂

[@zacbru4609]

Whitney + Bert sounds like full certified chaos, locked and loaded

[@Russellcsmith68]

I wished that these two would finally be talking over each other in an interview! Is anyone gonna be able to finish a complete sentence? "Two" much!

[@bignatedegg56]

Absolutely brilliant... "who does magic on a podcast?" Then proceed to play with bras and try one on Bert, it's exactly the same thing 🤣

[@kawaiiafangirl]

Let's see if either of the two can complete a single thought w/o the other interrupting them.

[@NYC1025]

That’s the beauty of it

[@clevermissfox]

So many stories started that we will never know the end of

[@jimmyinrecovery]

Who do you think the comic was that talked shit about Bert @ 1:25:00 ?

[@robkerz2610]

A team like this would be the best podcast ever!

[@David.5.6.7.8]

Bert acted like Seaworld used to be okay…..😂🤣😂

[@markmeiers141]

I enjoy both of your work. That being said, watching this is like watching 2 dogs if they could speak. 'he know what i-. SQUIRREL!!! ... Hey I like hydran....- HEY KNOW WHAT? Squirrel!!! ' 🤣 But in a good way. Lol

[@mybrainsondrums]

ADD on ADD and some other issues in there but I'm the same way? 🤷‍♂️ love yall ❤❤ put two for each of ya

[@auroraborealis13579]

Whitney going to get her sexy bras for Bert and it not being weird is exactly why I love these two. I can relate to Whitney, as I am also unhinged and an oversharer and would want to show a safe, male friend the sexy bras I have. 😂❤😅

[@williamRE]

So you're equally undatable.

[@stinkyfingers1617]

Lmfao

[@TheXenophas]

So much lighting Whitney looks like a ghost Queen. Bert just looks sickly.

[@subhashcan]

The constant ADHD jumping from one incomplete thought to the next gives me so much anxiety

[@JRDavis-hj4si]

Adderall?😊😊

[@messengerofgoodnews]

WHHHHITTTNEYY!!! Love, love, LOVE that hair!!! Wavy beachy casual, laid-back vibe is SO spot on for you! Bravo! 👏 Also, new lip 💄 and cheek color routine? LOVE as well! 💋🥰

[@EmoryJacob]

this is GENUINELY one of the best podcast episodes of all time

[@wolfman8449]

Whitney is like the origins story of an old witch in the woods in a fairy tale movie

[@kristjana5510]

These two together❤ just love the energy

[@megantibbott7714]

I have so much respect for this woman. Only just heard of you and I'm so glad I have finally

[@bobfarley4102]

That's the funniest thing I've read all day. You respect an unfunny emotional basket case that is more plastic then flesh?

[@alexanderdavidd]

Bert actually has a really good point. I first saw Whitney because of her podcast with Kat Dennings because i love Kat Dennings, i had no idea she was the creator of 2 Broke Girls, a show i watched start to finish. I’ve now been subscribed for 2 years, and if she had a new show coming out i’d absolutely watch it!

[@Crashlee11]

The bit about Kesha and otter pops 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so specific I love it

[@brittanyhefelfinger463]

I love these two. This pod has a lot of heart in it.

[@umpnhmr]

2 of the most skilled at cutting ppl off, the momentum is great

[@_m_m4]

Razzle dazzle was hilarious! I can’t wait for the machine movie!! Whitney is gorgeous!! ❤❤❤

[@troycantrell1549]

You matured to mainstream actress.Your killing it in so many aspects.You Rock

[@Sanjvstheworld]

Love these two together ❤️

[@seldoon_nemar]

Bret talking about Cobain reminded me of the origin story of My Chemical Romance. Gerard Way was working at _Cartoon Network_ when he saw the attacks happened on his way in. He started MCR as a way to help him process

[@ryano913]

It’s like Bert interviewing his female self while Whitney interviews her male self.

[@luisolortegui7629]

Bert is smart he comes out on every one's podcast today. All in one hit. Good team work. 👏

[@HH-gv8mx]

I never even know who BERT was until I saw him on Bill Maher Club Random podcast. He was so funny.

[@checkthebriefcase]

I see that i'm competing against 1200 comments but regardless- GREAT stuff Ms. Cummings. I know youtube probably isn't the best platform for wanting to express an authentic compliment but for real GREAT JOB!

[@dannysanchez9919]

I dont think either of them finished a thought 😂