nope.

[@quedfeed9814]

2:26 “Take everything, take all my things” Starts chucking paper

[@tashriqtazdid]

That's not normal paper that's dantdm's paper

[@tiffanybel9038]

Probably his tax’s he has to pay he’s like dog take my taxes you’re paying

[@arihajain2610]

The fact that you used "Chucking" instead of "Throwing" 159th like

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

I would die for some of paper dan has touched (i know that sounds like I'm an obsessed fan but I promise I'm not lol)

[@derpedyderp2003]

Dan just gets all the good tiktoks... He's the Chosen one.. No no no, *THE RED ONE HAS BEEN CHOSEN!*

[@frenchfrog2248]

@Spongisepic what about me

[@absolutez3r058]

I've seen better 😎

[@wokebear9]

@@absolutez3r058 ive seen even better 😎

[@synykergaming4933]

@@wokebear9 r/I don't care

[@yungstitches]

No no .. the red one has been chosen

[@ipuma2865]

My man is just eating sweet corn while watching Dantdm RESPECT ✊

[@fry_fr]

just call it corn

[@Comick1123]

@@fry_fr it’s not called corn

[@Yourmom-ks3gz]

@@Comick1123 it is

[@MaxDesignPrro]

@@Comick1123 there's a no no that rhymes with corn.....

[@chixculub3065]

@@MaxDesignPrro horn?

[@BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th]

As an Australian, getting in fights with kangaroos is an average Tuesday.

[@AndriasNewt]

Ye they always go for the hair not sure why

[@AndriasNewt]

@CrownedGoat they are everywhere I see a mob of them whenever I go out

[@musty118]

I KNOW RIGHT I FOUND ONE ON A BRIDE JUST CHILLIN THERE LIKE NORMAL HUMANS I SWEAR

[@BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th]

@CrownedGoat YOU CAN’T GO AROUND SAYING THAT MATE WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM THINK IT’S ALL OUTBACK

[@BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th]

@@musty118 Bride?? Like. WEDDING bride? Or do you mean Bridge??

[@Someone-cf6jh]

0:35 "It looks like Voldemort" "That kid's gonna be scarred forever" I see what you did there Dan.

[@brynleebell3061]

HAHA

[@Saxlord]

Ü

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

@Kerry Richardson scarred means shocked or you cant unsee something

[@Adogdoingdogthings]

@Kerry Richardson nvm

[@OnlineFanBoy]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that he said the name? 😮

[@kaepem]

guy with a parachute :**falls** Kangaroo: N O

[@vArmistice]

And thats why I love my country

[@roarxlyfay_the_panda5554]

@@vArmistice so tue

[@louisehallam4589]

@@vArmistice your country has very cute animals

[@TheAntidk]

Yes tarantulas are cute

[@vArmistice]

@@TheAntidk Indeed they are

[@egizikid]

“Giant spiders? They have them over in Australia, right.” I am Australian, I can confirm this.

[@alliekasden2373]

Wait what

[@louisehallam4589]

Why do u not move to a different country? Who would want to live in a country with giant spiders!!??

[@notlightbeam4889]

@@louisehallam4589 who would want to live on a planet that's slowly being destroyed by humanity? There are other things than humanity (giant spiders) in the planet (Australia). Also, some people just have no choice but to live there?

[@grouchy8886]

My friend lives there

[@JackLight2009]

That’s why I don’t want to go to Australia my biggest fear is spiders

[@kash6858]

Guy with parachute: *Lands* Kangaroo: You landed in the wrong neighborhood

[@derpedyderp2003]

Or "you landed in the wrong hood fool"

[@shadowthegamer5380]

"wanna catch these hands boi"

[@TrashyanimatorYT]

HA

[@ndrzst24]

YOU LANDED ON MY PATCH BOI?!?!

[@kash6858]

@@ndrzst24 NOW FEAST ON THESE KICKS

[@gabecannan5500]

Dan: since when did kangaroos have talents All Australians: since the beginning of time mate

[@igameidoresearchtoo6511]

talons*

[@boxedbyfleet]

Yes he said talons

[@Atlas97277]

3:21 that is what those horror game characters get! for scaring us

[@thechirpy_13]

Bruh if you just keep on clicking the time stamp it sounds weird

[@harrym6140]

Trust me the tick tock does not end there

[@grumpydog5692]

@@harrym6140 yeah he comes back over the truck

[@harrym6140]

@@grumpydog5692 explain the rest to him

[@grumpydog5692]

@@harrym6140 what

[@tiempje]

Dan sees Axolotl: oh, they've added minecraft features in real life

[@Tht1Dude]

Just like the “OMG ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE!” But Minecraft.

[@captain_cron4]

Life isn't a game. - Croatian Cookie

[@tuo5155]

Yes we saw the video

[@pie104]

@@captain_cron4 what kind of quote is that

[@daniellepycroft8157]

@@captain_cron4 *the game of life*

[@astrealkoh4759]

" *YOU LANDIN' ON MAH PATCH, BOI?!* " -Best quotes of 2021

[@ryleemiddleton8384]

i saw this at the exact moment he said that

[@Madlyjoe]

@@ryleemiddleton8384 same! It was hilarious at 2:11

[@Geo.game.9]

😂

[@dabolife1]

Thanks Dan for the awesome clips. I really enjoyed it.

[@Jerrowashere]

Breme

[@mrshrek3514]

Unpopular opinion: *e*

[@Toysforlife_farmer]

Omg you again I always see you

[@vbflame5645]

Except the last one

[@imliterallyadachi]

hey you are from onevillage videos i remember you

[@Irma_Inahd]

The kangaroo be like: *"You pick the wrong spot fool!"*

[@danielhogue6332]

You picked the wrong house fool

[@OrionsCat]

*"You landed in the wrong site fool!"*

[@TacticalWestOfficial]

Dan. Kangaroos are deadly, I’ve been chased by one when I was little. They also love bashing each other up (not to mention bashing humans up) And greetings from the land down under

[@ethanbloodbath3641]

Did you know kangaroos will try to lure towards a lake to try and drown you

[@axxel_mcking4927]

@@ethanbloodbath3641 yea did u see the vid with the dog getting drowned by a kangaroo

[@sumaiashatnawi3019]

Did you see that guy that was bleeding from his nose and mouth after being a fight with a kangaroo

[@eroraf8637]

Ah, so that’s where Aonuma got the idea for Ricky in Link’s Awakening.

[@unoriginal2552]

Nah, it's the drop bears you gotta worry about

[@backyardshenanagins1720]

Monster: I'm gonna get em, I'm gonna get em, I'M GONNA GET EM! I- *SMACK

[@strayninja8554]

iseaki?

[@kittyyeetums5052]

The monster's name is nurpo by Trevor Henderson

[@detomnz2024]

@@kittyyeetums5052 never realized they can be that big

[@cosmic_417]

*SMACC*

[@onemusicalboi9583]

The clip is meme material

[@ten776]

Dan: “take everything”. Starts throwing trash.😂

[@drbombom4786]

THROW THE CHILD

[@EezoTheChezo]

@•_Creator’s Stuff_• damn son

[@christianthings]

WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I COME ACROSS A COMMENT LIKE THIS IM UP TO THE EXACT BIT IN THE VIDEO THAT THE COMMENT IS TALKING ABOUT :.(....

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“they added minecraft features into real life” mojang: um? n-, ok

[@yeetthecookie]

@Aaron Aceves Hernandez they also added iron ore into real life

[@colettetyrell6193]

Axolotls were in real life before.

[@fumuso]

@@colettetyrell6193 you must be fun at parties

[@jackd6383]

No one: Literally no one: Seven year-olds: "Hey, it's that guy from minecraft!" Dan: hey, they added minecraft features to real life Dan be 4 year old...

[@nerfgun3864]

They also added copper ore into real life like minecraft

[@Fire_Animates_]

The last one will give me nightmares for weeks if that van never came over I wonder what would of happened

[@totempoleproductions]

Nurpo

[@Med_41]

Well I think it's dead

[@totempoleproductions]

@@Med_41 yes yes it is

[@annkelly9133]

Nurpo is supposed to be small

[@lace_chan]

Maybe it just wanted to sing for them..?

[@reyy1k]

1:55 only og's remember the original giant spider attack

[@epicbananasplit7357]

His voice never gets old

[@nomri_00]

Honestly, the one with the deer is actually quite welcoming and adorable

[@dtoiii1206]

Agreed. Deer are one of my favorite animals.

[@jacobbarr5764]

my part of the deer is when it has to put out w a s t e

[@toniqx898]

@@jacobbarr5764 stfu

[@spring_le_bunneh]

“They added Minecraft features in real life” God: *Earth has received a new update*

[@jacobbarr5764]

version 20.21

[@jacobbarr5764]

cause its like 1.16 wait no im stupid

[@jacobbarr5764]

wait

[@PinnedCRF250R]

@Jacob Barr I get it

[@PinnedCRF250R]

@Jacob Barr last year there was a glitch that made guns just randomly go off

[@El_Mexicano_edd]

2:49 dan basically calls deer the lorax

[@ioananita6275]

dan: can you and your friends just go back into the trees or something? me: from how long do deer stay in the trees? also me: *dies of laughter* imagine you are outside in your garden and see a deer staying in one of your trees

[@dandoesstuff9828]

*It only reminded him of Voldemort because that’s obviously how he lost his nose!*

[@thecomposerchanginggames5250]

🤣

[@puggy_playz3395]

Poor child

[@Ash5falls]

That kid probably “SMACC” it off😂

[@Yw-ok9nu]

“Oh they put Minecraft things In real life” -Dantdm 2021

[@meghanchambers2146]

Nah they put real-life things in Minecraft

[@CinderTheSkulldog]

@@meghanchambers2146 r/wooosh

[@mrshrek3514]

Day 10: of Shrek telling Dan he forgot the email that was supposed to come after 1 year

[@Ironz._.]

He needs to see ittt

[@michae1_5306]

You have my support.

[@mrshrek3514]

@@Ironz._. ikr i’ve been commenting on the shorts, main channel, and on his tiktok and he still hasn’t seen it

[@Myxoloinkydinky]

Oh i remember you. ima like ur comments cus i really wanna see dan's reaction to his past email.

[@taylorthethespian]

YESSS I told him in like 4 emails and he sTiLl HaSnT dOnE iT

[@anarichipmunkshy4733]

Dan: that's enough tiktok fir today nope!!! Me: laughing my butt off because that's not the worst thing I've seen and I'm mentally messed up

[@muncher8322]

haha me too i've seen worse :D and i mean like. wayyy wayyy worse

[@gamingveteran430]

I know the name of the creature lol

[@huomin9320]

@@gamingveteran430 its nurpo right, looks similar at least edit: nvrmnd nurpo is only suposed to be 1-2 feet tall, deff dosent fit that description

[@anarichipmunkshy4733]

@@muncher8322 I've seen spirits from down under tho...

[@katdemn3279]

dan: SINCE WHEN DO KANGAROOS HAVE FULL ON TALONS..?! me: *yeah, they do that* 🙃

[@gooberontheinternet]

I DIED OF LAUGHTER AT THE LAST ONE.

[@kittyyeetums5052]

*DEMON SCREAMS OF NURPO IN PAIN WITH A NEED TO GO TO CRYPTID HOSPITAL AND CALL THE POLICE WITH SOME NONSENSE*

[@Dailsjer]

DEMON IS HERE

[@conneroakes8393]

Really? i thought it was creepy

[@cyborg8128]

The title for the last TikTok was she’s a runner she’s a track star lol

[@faceplant6.4]

By Lights.Are.Off

[@Amtulykhan]

"It's Australia So It's Probably Going To Be Animal Related Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken Before My Freind

[@xeldalachyrule]

Yes Dan, We have giant spider attacks in Australia. They happen once every 3 months.

[@ilovelanlyboxilovelonkybox7838]

really on me i live phillipines so idk if ther is

[@Xombic0780]

_SPIDER SEASON_

[@xeldalachyrule]

Yes

[@xeldalachyrule]

@Loree Clover Indeed. If we did have spider attacks that often, we would be having another war.

[@RandomBirdOnion]

When he says "since when do kangaroos have talons" I was like, their claws Dan basically every mammal except humans have them

[@mlggamer5296]

Imagine finding a whole herd of deers in your garage. I would not even be able to handle that

[@AddysonVersus]

Him: says to the dachshund that the dachshund can have everything Me, who has 3 dachshunds: 😎

[@Yourmom-ks3gz]

What's dachshunds

[@LEAFagent]

@@Yourmom-ks3gz 2:17 It's a dog.

[@deepaligupta4290]

@@Yourmom-ks3gz a dog breed

[@everlastingsingle1959]

@@Yourmom-ks3gz they're wiener dogs

[@korineverknows]

Having a swimming pool, the swimming pool one is a nightmare

[@levhr1817]

That deer was like Elliot from open season he just wanted to sleep in the garage 😂

[@ibby7194]

Dan: since when have kangaroos have full on talons? Me: since forever dan,science forever.

[@4l1fer39]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Dan: It looks like voldemort!

[@mak1363]

I keep forgetting that Daniel wears glasses

[@jakjansmm2]

0:29 Well, the face scared the daylight out of the boy. I feel pretty bad for him! :(

[@indieminuano1987]

1:07 It's like me when I'm eating while watching Dan's old minecraft videos

[@indieminuano1987]

@JD - 06NP 790904 Thomas Street MS DanTDM shorts is like a mod review channel the only difference is the video is short

[@NeonGreen19]

3:17 Me: HE CUTE!!! Dan: THATS ENOUGH TIC TOK FOR TODAY!

[@meme5776]

@@teodoracontreras7712 what

[@sense7975]

Yes Dan, we do have giant spider attacks here in Australia. 😂

[@randomgirlnamedblackpanda]

not here in perth

[@Wendy-md5tm]

3:18 Thats my favorite part i laughed so hard

[@brickworks9247]

Lol he dead

[@Zarkaya]

Only OG Trevor Henderson fabs remember the name. I do. 3:17

[@blueblueblue7548]

nurpo

[@MikeyGamer-vy2ir]

@@Zarkaya cartoon cat!!! cause that thing looks NOTHING like nurpo.

[@user-ww5qd5gl1k]

Omg, almost all of the videos that Dan watched in this video I just watched in my fyp😳

[@Qyarie]

This is a great example on how some tiktoks can be good or can just be terrible.

[@yeahtoast7743]

Dan: "Giant spider attack" me: we no have those here

[@trelyndorsey5089]

Meme: u fall of the building with water: panik U learned how to mlg in Minecraft: kalm Your not playing Minecraft: Panik

[@omegamad]

lol

[@McToasty944]

I think Dan has forgot that he has to recreate TikTok’s 😂

[@thumb7852]

1:27 ogs know Dan can do the beginning part with his ring

[@Jaqua185]

that last one nearly made me faint *hahahahahaha*

[@womankisser1]

3:19 'shes a runer shes a trackstar XD'

[@LeightonzRadVidz]

Dan: *sees nurpo* Dan: That’s enough TikTok for today I laughed super hard 😂

[@Vasting_Racer]

I'm sure cartoon cat is a black cat...

[@Gmasters888]

It's an albino variant

[@rideoutfast5525]

no thats the nurpo

[@Gmasters888]

@@rideoutfast5525 I looked at nurpo's wiki and it said it only eats the coins you dropped in your couch cushions, so why did he run at the camera man? Also, it doesn't have a red nose.

[@rideoutfast5525]

@@Gmasters888 last time I checked, cartoon cat is black, and if you look through the comments section you'll see other people telling Dan that is nurpo as well. maybe the person didn't know what nurpo did. also, cartoon cat's nose is not red.

[@dhofberg]

2:11 u landin on my patch boi

[@Maya-pm2yt]

3:18 I almost died from being terrified or laughing so hard I died-

[@yt.m0ch1um]

What is the thing from

[@erzakw2148]

@@yt.m0ch1um looks like a giant version of nurpo from Trevor Henderson

[@axxel_mcking4927]

The giant white cat: COVID-19 U:preparing ur grave The truck: COVID vaccine

[@rebeccatdr2793]

Yes it's nurpo 😹😹

[@meme5776]

@@rebeccatdr2793 nurpo is small

[@CaptainLeonLegoandMoreLive]

'Giant Spider Attack? They Have Those Over There Maybe'.. Being An Australian That Makes Me Laugh!

[@officalnora]

I love how when Dan thinks of Australia he immediately thinks of SPIDER ATTACKS

[@Ayaanulhaq]

The pool was like: aight imma leave its getting late.

[@ainthuhassan6062]

When he said did they put the Minecraft update in irl I knew this man is addicted to MC just like me 😂😂🤣🤣

[@gianna3002]

3:07 I have seen cars like that.

[@mrfreddles9928]

the part where the big bear thing at the end made me laugh so much.[by the way your my fav youtuber]

[@megancross6010]

I wonder what Jemma and Asher think when Dan's making these videos! 😂 Just imagine looking over to check on someone and they're reaching their arms out yelling and making their hands hanging! 😂💅

[@upinsmoke78]

0:21 imagine being in that pool when it happened.

[@jameswallace8898]

2:40 dear friends. Plz go.

[@teenapettigrew5457]

The deer thing was like oh don’t mind me definitely not trying to steal your golf buggy

[@cupofkwofies7575]

dan thats a real Axolotl

[@maddawg5016]

I can confirm those type of kangaroo attacks happen every day around here.

[@ihz25]

These 'shorts' are now 3+ minutes 👇 This many people think he should change the channel name to DanTDM Longs

[@cas_isnthere522]

That doesnt make sence tho Longs are besicly videos And shorts are just for videos that arent that important and that are shorter İf it was DanTDM Longs, it would besicly be the same as DanTDM

[@ihz25]

@@cas_isnthere522 *imma pretend I didn't see that*

[@cas_isnthere522]

@@ihz25 *k do what ya want*

[@mornecoetzer5401]

2:54 he is a good boy

[@chrisgamboa8578]

The last one left me laughing!

[@noahpp1]

As an Australian, riding my pet kangaroo to school can be annoying sometimes when it tries to box someone else’s kangaroo, which is why I’m always late for school

[@firemack210]

dan: is he just eating a bowl of sweet corn? me: ummm i totally don't that too

[@vesh]

nope chain?

[@victoriagunn8913]

Nope

[@TheKraftyChicken]

Nope

[@Skulledscar]

Let's keep the number of likes on this comment the same

[@kirbst3r]

@Logan Nope

[@qlayish]

@Logan nope

[@zenaibun]

The pool: IVE BEEN HOLDING THIS PEE FOR 2 DAMN YEARS NOW. ITS GOTTA COME OUT *BOOM*

[@Expresswave]

Ya

[@onedogtorulethemall2342]

WE STILL NEED THE RE-CREATING TIK TOKS VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Ironz._.]

YESS

[@katcharcos-puyo9695]

dan: it kinda looks like voldemort me: *flashbacks of all harry potter deaths*

[@wolvestdm1141]

Dan: OH they added minecraft features to real life! Me: "slaps forhead"

[@daniellepycroft8157]

Facepalm* lmao

[@ElyseChatterton]

His fingers were worms! 1:18

[@ElyseChatterton]

Am I the only one who noticed that?

[@enVee.r.o]

0:56................................ how long have you not known that Axolotls are REAL LIFE animals my friend.

[@Shinra2944]

He's joking

[@yoshisbizarreadventure3769]

r/ woooosh

[@TheFreshPrinceofEvergreen]

"He looks like Voldemort!" So you're the alternate Harry Potter with those glasses and stuff? Cool.

[@typically.ritalll]

03:18 " she's a runner she's a trackstar ⭐ " BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@FatJimmy8999]

Things you missed in this video: 0:42 he does not know if axolotls are real 1:26 he calls us a loser 2:11 OoH YoU WaNt tO Go fAm 2:32 aum- 2:32 why is the garage door open anyway

[@Paleontology_nerd65]

0:42 is a joke 1:26 i heard nothing 2:11 your just mean to british people

[@FatJimmy8999]

@@Paleontology_nerd65 for 2:11 I am British m8

[@FatJimmy8999]

@@Paleontology_nerd65 1:26 look at his fingers but for 0:42 you are right

[@GabeeAndMee]

I'm 15th dannn! >:d

[@williammthomas9629]

"they added Minecraft creatures into real life" Why Dan...why...

[@ribbon7584]

the giant thig that got hit by a car is i think called nurpo

[@_Sayla_]

DanTDM: Since when did kangaroos have talons? Me: Forever, also we do not have giant spiders in Australia

[@waqiahmadnor1643]

"YOU JUST GOT NURPODE!!!!!!" Oh and that was trevorhenderson creature

[@valk232]

3:18 since when did nurpo become a giant?

[@yesno5287]

"They added mincraft features in mincraft" - DanTDM 2021

[@OverflowingWithIdeas]

I thought the ping pong ball was an egg

[@R_V_W24]

Dan, as an Aussie, I know them bois are not a joke in those adds of kangaroos with boxing gloves, My guys are like nails, fists and legs and maybe even head.

[@Flavia_Lancieri]

The deer brought all his Homies for the sweet corn party. Can relate

[@-evi_afton]

In Australia, kangaroos are known as boxing-Roos! They can knock you out if their angry enough!

[@tzu__]

As an Aussie, I can confirm we have giant spider attacks. In school, our first lessons are how to defend ourselves.

[@TwoSuperSisters]

“It looks like Voldemort” - DanTDM, 2021

[@aoibheann915]

Before, he lost his nose

[@TwoSuperSisters]

@@aoibheann915 yea lol

[@Notexsisting098]

THE PUPPY WAS SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO CUUUUUUUUTE!!!

[@aguywhobreaths]

Dan:if he added a crown it would be insane Scary man:my thigh my back