Tis The Szn | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 53

[@NoPreshNetwork]

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[@stephanieczerwinski7046]

Got tickets for both babes in Royal Oak!!! I can't wait!

[@jessokol]

Just got my tickets to see Sal in Madison, Wi! I hope you bring Chrissy D with you!

[@y.b.i.tribepodcast3839]

How come Sal isn’t coming to Portland Oregon?!... Does he hate diversity🧐🤨

[@myvcrbroke1392]

I’ll be in Atlantic City for sal and I’m sooo excited.

[@TheArmchairPriest]

Lmaoo this episode was funny. The look on sals face when chris sneezed had me cryinggggg

[@mindbodysoul-musictherapy4550]

I'm convinced that this show is one of the key movements of respecting men's mental health. Chris and Sal are vulnerable to each other in a way that only two STRAIGHT men wearing costumes and marching down the streets of NYC can be

[@timh5413]

Straight? Only until their dads die.

[@hamilcross]

shout out showing love and care to your friends regardless of gender babe!!!

[@CrityCrit]

Lol

[@hypnopump]

Please go see King Iso in concert then report back

[@nextbizzy]

Sal is not straight... he's gay as a 2 dollar bill

[@kitttykatkathy]

“Shout out positivity” was a very underrated joke. I was dying of laughter 😂😂

[@dominiquee901]

That killed me 😂

[@applejacks8160]

Shout out AZT.

[@jameshattawayart4451]

😄 I was shocked when Pimp didn't laugh!

[@joshkendrick1371]

@@jameshattawayart4451 lol just commented the same thing

[@jameshattawayart4451]

@@joshkendrick1371 I'm worried about babe!

[@Ellie-u5x]

Chris- literally cooking chicken in my kitchen and had to turn off the stove from crying so hard when you were talking about your daughter. The same thing happened to me as a kid due to neglect, but they wouldn’t let my mom be in the room with me. Hearing you talk about the compassion everyone in the room, including you, had on your daughter, was very healing for me. I am almost 24 and cannot sit in a dentist’s chair without trembling. Thank you for sharing that story, and for being a good dad.

[@yagsfan]

I can't express how much these weekly pods mean to me. It's been a really rough year filled with me having a stroke, losing my mother, and most recently having a really rough root canal. These vids (plus landing tickets to their upcoming shows in Michigan) have made it all worth it. Much love and God bless! Edited to add...ironically, they are discussing tooth pain in this ep (and I fully agree - there is very little that is more painful). My root canal was two days ago and I'm still hurting tons. Feel better soon, Delilah!

[@erinkelley8208]

Sending love to a fellow babe!! 💜💜

[@yagsfan]

@@erinkelley8208 Thanks, babe!

[@alecnewman6052]

stay up babe

[@diehardgatorfan33]

The babes are here for you!

[@yagsfan]

@@alecnewman6052 Thanks so much, babe!

[@MrTheSmurf]

The story about Delilah's tooth fucking broke my heart man. I felt so bad for Chris and the poor girl. No child should have to experience that and no parent should have to witness it. We love you Chrissy always know you're a dynamite dad. Love ya babes

[@LeopardMouse.]

I couldn't hear the story over the sound of those sweaty pittts

[@BadTitan1330]

Chris's shirt NO MATTER WHAT... The pits are always wet! HAHAHAA LOVE YA BABE!

[@hypnopump]

Adderall babe!

[@dan0nada754]

Chrissy pits, babe!

[@gagaface26]

Im crying

[@katenutter]

I relate to this so much! It’s crazy

[@amywestlund]

I cannot even imagine having the night/morning Chris had and then still coming in to film the pod omg

[@johnfitz7631]

Shout out Chris’s pit stains. Shout out bodily functions. Shout out SHOWERS.

[@maggierolseth2375]

How was your thanksgiving babes?! It was so great you guys still uploaded on time last week, for the babes that had to work, don’t celebrate or don’t have a family - they still had da babes to get them through. Smooches

[@GrrillaFinger]

God damn, Chris's story about his daughter's tooth hit hard. My daughter has a similar situation with her back tooth and the extraction is soon. Praying it's not that bad

[@keeva_luv]

omfg advocate for your daughter

[@gabrielle902]

I hope she's okay. Here in the UK you are normally prescribed antibiotics for an abcess to clear it up so swelling etc goes down and then it is removed. Chris' story was horrendous! Poor Deliliah. Sending love to your daughter

[@arikuh67]

I never had a problem with the pillow corner tucking, Chris always had your back 😂 I just felt bad that Joe never did!

[@codydaigle4354]

Damn... shots fired

[@nehitaabraham8780]

Exactly. The contradiction was so sweet.

[@laurafromga5875]

OOH I'm so happy Brian "Q" Quinn will be on the next episode! I binged all of the "What say you" casts about a month ago or so.

[@batato-plasticocks7043]

It’s like Q and Sal said we’re not doing anymore podcasts together because of this streptococcus stuff going on and That’s not what they said at all. It was because of Sal won’t stop talking about the show on the podcast , again not what they said.

[@b.r.i.e]

you don't understand how excited I am to see Q on the next episode, I even teared up a little lol

[@nicolem9083]

SAME!! 😊

[@wateronfeathers]

Sal is literally my favorite person, the gospel food song, the talking about calgon “when I was young” and Chrissy going “huh” 🙄 just so completely in love with the babes… the diarrhea of feelings

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Chrissy Pit-Sweat from the get-go!!

[@LoloFbabyy]

Guys i work from home and i swear i be so happy when you guys post a new episode i can listen to while i do my boring ass job in my pjs. I always be like “OH THANK GOD” a mini present. Thank you! Lol

[@erinkelley8208]

Same!!

[@josef2012]

Or you could be grateful that you have a job you can do in your PJ's 🤷‍♂️

[@LoloFbabyy]

@@josef2012 this was a compliment to the show not a complain about my job. Jesus people

[@kevinl3254]

Girl same

[@BadTitan1330]

Same!

[@katieb4314]

I’ve been traumatized by so many men that I can’t help but feel slightly threatened by most men’s presence. These boys make me feel so comfortable and safe tho, thanks for this amazing podcast

[@alanis3429]

i still can't believe y'all haven't sung snow (hey oh) by red hot chili peppers in the beginning of a podcast yet 😩 it fits perfectly lmao

[@thijsfb]

Heeeeeeeeeyyy baaaaaaaaaabe

[@nicolatirrell3639]

It's not a Thursday without the babes! Sending all the love from the UK. ❤️🇬🇧

[@derrik-bosse]

Agree

[@brittneydaniels6065]

Chrissy, my anxiety is also bad babe lolol. I can relate to the sweat stains. ❤😂

[@charlottem.1477]

That power sweat. That goes right through any type of antiperspirant. Usually when I’m sick or stressed. Same here.

[@tracilee4019]

I binge watched all 53 episodes ❤️ I can’t wait for the next one 🥰

[@mybbyrocky1]

You can be the manliest man but when your kid is crying and in pain it breaks your heart, true champ Chrissy chaos holding down the chaos house, hope everyone feels better

[@phenixprofit6809]

This was perfectly timed as usual! I got extremely sick this week.. my birthday is tomorrow.. I needed my babes! Cheers babes! Thanks for giving us what we need! 💋

[@thijsfb]

Get well soon and have an amazing birthday babe

[@austinhill9047]

I love when one of you start singing the other tries to join in even if they don’t know the words lol

[@piecebypiecepodcaststupidv8630]

Eating breakfast and watching the Babes! Here we gooooo!

[@LuckyLuch1]

Mono fully fucked up my life. Got it at 15, was deathly ill for like 3 weeks, swollen organs, zero energy, couldn't swallow and lost over 20 pounds. I have never felt the same since and am now in my late 30's. Mono does not get the attention it deserves, thanks for highlighting it babes.

[@andrewholland21]

HEY BABE! was my #1 most listened to podcast. TASTE BUDS was #2. Great year babes! Love ya

[@jarrettdevore1381]

Iv been listening for a year on Spotify I swear y’all are the best i can’t wait for more

[@DelightfulDissident]

Yaaaaaassssss I needed this so badly today thanks Babe 😘 love the chaos!

[@brandonkatona7734]

Chrissy D and Sally Babes bring me so much joy. Thank you for everything you do Homeless Pimp, we love you!!

[@IanMaxx]

The way chris touches his face is legendary.

[@jasminerice00]

The HeyBabe episodes binge is real

[@Usergx-3047]

Pimp, your cuts are literally the fucking best ❤️

[@Magnificent_Mustang]

SAL, BABE, I was one of the Babes who suggested the ROUND PILLOWS!!!! SO happy for YOU!! Less OCD is better. I KNOW!😉🥰❤️❤️

[@curtisling8246]

I can't believe more people aren't excited for Q coming on next week. I've been waiting for what say you to come back for the last 5 years

[@andrewhimes2381]

This podcast literally gets me through my shift at work 👏

[@ashvice_advicewithash]

AHHHH when they sang *NSYNC - totallyyyy thought they were gonna sing “Happyyyy HoliBABE” 🎶🎶😂😂🎄❤️💚

[@jenniferschwartz6425]

Love you both, so excited for Q to join you!

[@joannev8844]

loved What Say You!! can't wait!!❤❤!

[@gregmitchell9501]

51:06 might be my favorite Sal moment ever, talking about how his mom would always say “you’re gonna crack your head!” Love it.

[@geoffreywitt7281]

Cotton weary had a big role in scream 2! Minor in 1 and 3. Come on babes

[@jenjen0008]

Best stories ever!! Sal's story about getting stretchered out on a snow mobile!!! HAHAHAAH!!

[@Hunny_b99]

This is the first time I got here before the ep was posted and literally waited til 10am to watch. Love you babes! I didn’t watch podcasts before you guys ♥️

[@zaltonian]

I teared up on that dentist story. They must build those Puerto- German kids tough on the island. Big bless ups for the Distefano crew.

[@jssytvrs]

Hey babe is so wholesome, chrissy you make me wanna be an amazing dad, and I'm a single dude with like no interest in dating.

[@isaaccutlip5815]

Gay

[@BirdOfHermes83]

The little Island babes in the sink was both hilarious and adorable!

[@amanduhh7980]

How confused Sal was about the baby syringe kills me🤣🤣

[@DanDannyDanielleBob]

I am hammered watching this pod for the first time. Feels like a good choice.

[@PodcastWhore21]

Chrissy needs a conservatorship

[@FaterialL]

one of my fav podcasts

[@Jessicalovechocolate]

Last week my ducks were listening to last week's episode on loop They loved the Batman outfits.

[@MeganJacquard]

I had mono when i was 11 and got it from sharing water with my 18 year old brother. Imagine telling people you got the kissing disease from your brother. I was out of school for a month and a half. Then the next year I had a flare up and was out for another month. Lit. Good luck Chrissy medicine woman

[@amnesiahaze1914]

Sals concern 'YOU PUT A NEEDLE IN YOUR BABY "😅

[@lildrew777]

“Violet was thwarted” after declaring that vinny’s batsuit was impenetrable is soooo amazing and DID NOT GET THE LOVE IT DESERVED just like chrissy d when he was a child…..

[@allencabbage4564]

Literally, I mean literally, literally and literally. I think, not sure tho, literally. Love ya Chrissy don’t ever change on us 😂

[@Zooterman]

How about we dress up as Santa indefinitely whenever seeing you guys live

[@nol9573]

Chrissy pit sweats YASSS happy holidays babes

[@madysun7507]

doesn’t get any better than a new episode of hey babe

[@homelesspimp]

SHOUT OUT GOD!!!!

[@nino6549]

Round pillows, No more tucking, well beside Chrissy he always tucks 🤣🤣😅

[@bianca3310bee]

I can listen to you guys all day. You keep me company at work

[@amyjobro]

YESSS CANT WAIT TO SEE Q!!!!

[@laurenfligg488]

a respite from the hell that is my work day. thank you babes

[@brittneydaniels6065]

Love you babes. Been down since last week after a surgery and I have been needing this. 😭🤗

[@homelesspimp]

FEEL BETTER BABE!

[@brittneydaniels6065]

@@homelesspimp Thank you Pimpy ❤

[@traviskimball9550]

Sal skiing story had me dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@benjaminklein4721]

My daughter is almost 3 and I empathized so much with this ep. I would have been hysterical as well in that dentists office. I know it’s been some time now, hope baby girl is brave enough to go back to the dentist by now. What a strong chick! Regards from Westerleigh ✌🏻

[@dot_t]

So sorry about your Daughter Chris. I've been through broken bones with my son and it really does hurt us to see our kids have to be in pain or traumatic procedures. Glad she's feeling better and I hope the rest of the family is too! Love the pod! ❤️✌🏼😃 Babes!!!

[@dot_t]

My Son had Mono too! LoL 😂

[@maddienem8956]

i haven't laughed this hard in a minute from when sal was referencing moms saying you're going to crack your head i really felt that and can relate

[@elizabethmurray9358]

From 22:45 til about 26min it’s full on Chrissy being a goofball and his “weirdness” shows 😂. God I love him! And sals reaction 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@jessicajoyner1390]

Lmao my mom always says "Calgon take me away" 🤣🤣

[@jadasantatv6101]

Thanks for the entertainment BABES! Love ya Toodles ❤️

[@chelseakeepsitreal]

Awe, Chris is such an awesome dad/hubby!! 💞

[@KatelynnSanchez]

The little Yay! I let out before I clicked on the video 😂

[@LeopardMouse.]

HOLY COW! THOSE PITS ARE DISTRACTING!! Lmao

[@Teddy-nd2jq]

I used to just stop my missing tooth blood with paper towels, I didn’t think I could just put heavy amounts of sugar right into my open gum, thanks Chris!

[@mattyb.wrasslin3977]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought “my parents when away on a weeks vacation.” Haha

[@streamJesuss]

1..2…3!!! GO BABESSS🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾👯‍♂️

[@cornelius2713]

You could take the dialogue from Hey Babe and have female actresses read it and it would still sound 100% natural. This isn't very different from the View or Red Table.

[@Chris-P]

No Presh, always on time 😎 hey babes!

[@homelesspimp]

ALWAYS!!!

[@ASerranProductions]

Damn Chris D you’re the first modern comedian since Carlin I’d say for me to help me unpack my childhood trauma. My mom had to go through a similar situation that you went through with Delilah and it went nothing like you guys. That really helped me gain some perspective, thank you shout out better help!

[@streamJesuss]

Sal Vulcano thanks for saying god bless once in awhile 🙏🏾

[@amandaberrier1201]

In my mind, I just keep hearing "Its beginning to look a lot like Hey Babe" before the Christmas episode.

[@lemonkissed201]

awww the fact that chris cried because delilah was in so much pain is so sweet! he’s seems a like a good dad!

[@juicefizz9235]

best bday gift is this coming out today, love ya babes 🙏💙

[@bigpurps6449]

Took me a week and half, but now I’m all caught up. (Always a good thing to watch a podcast from the debut, ShoutOut Mr Brady.)

[@aw_right]

The LFO sing along 🤣🤣🤣

[@selenajustine2975]

Chrissy InCredible! Chrissy Clutch!! Chrissy CHINGON! (Some Spanish for ya!) God bless ya, I cant imagine how overwhelming (an understatement ) this all has been for you, but man were you there for your fam! There’s no perfect way to ever handle these situations but you handled them! ❤️🙌🏻🤟🏻 Sending nothing but love to ya cause maaaan! 😭

[@jacckkss25]

As a kid... I've had multiple root canals. I'm 26, terrified of the dentist. Yesterday was the first time I've get at ease during a cleaning. Delilah, you were so brave!!! I promise u, it's not always that scary and ur mom and dad love u so much.

[@nyeshialopez]

How have I been this early!!!!!!!!! Love you Sal and Chris! You guys really are my safe place!

[@jcitysavage9413]

Shoutout Pastor Shirley Cesar wit the beans, greens, potato's, tomatoes, lambs, rams, hogs, chicken, turkeys, rabbits - YOU NAME IT!!! 🎶🎶

[@elishiamarocco7534]

We need Hey Babe merch for the holidays please 🎄🙏

[@MelKibson]

Same thing that happened to Delilah happened to me years ago when I was 12 or 13, I didn't go to the dentist in time and the whole thing got infected and I got sepsis and spent 10 days laying in hospital burning 41⁰c.. great episode, thank you babes

[@leahsuter9957]

so excited 4 next week :3 way is my fav

[@vanessae5557]

If you don’t stop forgetting San Antonio hahahahahaha so excited to see y’all!!!!!

[@infjbay]

So I'm listening to Hey Babe in the car for the first time and holy shit - that intro BUMPS! 😳😎😂

[@angeloberardi5834]

Hey dont discount that though.. lmaoo

[@batato-plasticocks7043]

This is by far the best podcast to laugh two to too 22 🗣💨

[@vegamedina289]

Thought your leg flew off!!! Lol!

[@Super_Broly]

I shed a few tears over the thought of having to comfort my son, whilst a Russian dentist has their foot on the operation table trying to pull a wisdom tooth from his head, with no Nitrous or Novacaine! I know that pain all too well but I got lucky and only had to deal with toothaches before the surgery. I know this is a few months late but best of wishes to you and your daughter, Chrissy.

[@kylebullington9051]

BING BONG ITS HEY BABE!!