Sal & Chris Present: Hey Babe! - You're Acting Like A Genuine ASS - EP 5

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This episode the Babes talk are animals gay?, Top 10 gayest animals, Are dogs gay? Sal and Chris figure out if they would be BEARS in the homosexual community, The boys talk bad body hair, Letting your inner gay out is so much fun, Sal buys a bad outfit and unveils it on the show, Sal never takes tags off new clothes, Sals cousin used to steal from stores by buying and returning clothes, shoplifting stories, Sal talks about moments he couldn't control himself on Impractical Jokers shoots and then a few horror stories from going to Catholic schools. Happy New Year BABES!
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[@devontamosley4487]

Hey babe.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

@@devontamosley4487 OH HELLO THERE BABE!

[@devontamosley4487]

@@NoPreshNetwork Hey there to you, babe. Awesome video. Maybe in the next video, you guys should talk about your childhood favorite cartoon shows.

[@lindslovessnakes]

Hope the Hello Fresh promo lasts until I can taste food again. I've had Covid for 59 days now. :( Great episode, guys! Chris, if you still have that hoodie you totally should wear it on a future episode.

[@jakelaflamme545]

hey babe why don't you guys do two episodes a week!

[@chrisdcomedy]

SAL IN THAT OUTFIT WAS FIERCE GURL WERK IT YAAASSSSS QUEEN!!!!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAASSSSSSSSSSSS THAT FIT IS FLAMES BABE

[@ethelesparza2127]

love all of those completely non-gay wrestlers on the fit!

[@susie7336]

What happened to the Staten Island real estate rant ??? 🏠 🗑

[@theresas4603]

Where can I buy this outfit omg

[@stephrezendes24]

@@theresas4603 fr i need this shirt

[@NicksStrengthandPower]

Quickly becoming my favorite podcast

[@ethelesparza2127]

same!

[@Blueswailer]

What up! Nick's Strength and Podcasts. :D Your channel is probably the one I follow the most out of channels regarding physical fitness and wellness.

[@___blaggard999___8]

thats gay

[@Aroarz]

@@___blaggard999___8 saying that is gay bro

[@___blaggard999___8]

@@Aroarz your right, but also gay

[@vi0letrei]

we stan a secure man who is obsessed with making his daughter happy

[@rynecology]

The fact that Chrissy thought the viper security system was a hologram of a snake that scared away thieves is fucking hilarious and honestly, not even surprising lmao

[@davidjamesglass]

He wasnt alone lol

[@josef2012]

The franks+beans is strong with this one.

[@MisterBrianAlexander]

Bro, I also believed it was real

[@JD-ns9mr]

Bro that was hilarious 🐍 😂😂😂

[@CASHMIXR]

It’s clear he was pretending. Read his body language along with how he maneuvered the convo in his way

[@macallspringer7953]

Pimp laughing every few minutes in the background makes everything even better

[@mollylohmuller4878]

sal: i'm not gay also sal: *wearing an elton john shirt with a cardigan*

[@tammyjane30]

Sal is gorgeous

[@Ge0rge_0rwell]

Is he?

[@jojovaldez2766]

He.gives.an.impression.to.some.that.he.may.be.gay...watch.him.and.you.ll.see

[@georgellass]

@@tammyjane30 completely gorgeous

[@tammyjane30]

@@Ge0rge_0rwell yessss 100%

[@erintheokay]

I love that Sal's been on TV for ten years and still doesn't give a shit about where the mic is.

[@MPHswayze]

lol I never noticed this til now. I'm looking at Sal and the microphone is constantly held askew

[@Felipe-ou4jz]

Seriously man 😭🤣

[@TrashParadiseKing]

The fact Chris says birth control everytime he hears the alarm and I laugh too hard because I relate and knows the vibe he means.

[@Gen7486]

This is the perfect end to the worst year ever, you guys are doing Gods work to be honest! (Shout out to the hundreds of priests listening in every Thursday).

[@NoPreshNetwork]

GOD BLESS THOSE PRIESTS!

[@allygrotefendt4268]

when Chris yells “birth control” i lose it EVERYTIME

[@abbsmccarthy9083]

It actually reminded me to take mine😂😂

[@rynecology]

"I love a good gay." PUT IT ON A SHIRT!

[@iamanurse1968]

lol that sounds like a "Tuesgay" quote :)

[@darianrainey]

Would 100% buy it

[@abigail.r.snyder77]

I would buy that so fast

[@HistoryHyenas]

ITS A CHARACTER PIECE CUZ! 10!!!!

[@abdullahkhan57]

Hahahaha Binky liking his own comment...this kid is wild!!!

[@mattoleary]

Laddah 14

[@AlexanderStoinis]

Sal trying to replace Yanni P on the poddy woddy, but make no mistake he’s the king of “make no mistake” and can’t be replaced. It’s what it is cuz

[@maganmiller7549]

If Sal doesn’t feel comfortable with the outfit just put different pants or shirt on because they would be cool by themselves

[@blappichulo9015]

@@maganmiller7549 That shirt would look good with black jeans for sure. But let's be real here, no unathletic straight white male can get away with wearing a matching pattern top/bottom. If Sal wants to wear this outfit, he either needs to embrace his inner flamboyance, hit the Peleton and join a soccer club, pull a Shaun King, or pull a Caitlyn Jenner.

[@CrityCrit]

I love Sal I love when he sat down with the outfit on and he wiped his shirt off really quick sat up straight he’s so sweet.

[@heatherfoster2752]

I 100% follow Sals gift giving method. Buy it if you see it, write it in your phone if they mention it or you think of something. Squirrel it away all year. Also helps soften the cost. If a birthday or something creeps up on you then you have something thoughtful already

[@CB-he8if]

Umbilical cord like a scarf. Pure gold.

[@EdgarinDrums]

Umbiblical* 😂

[@kyleharding3801]

Sal "im an honest shopper", "i also own an illegal tag gun i bought from ebay"

[@431alwayshappy]

I thought the same exact thing

[@jacobdickens3086]

It's illegal?

[@armond9871]

@@jacobdickens3086 it’s not

[@zZzranger341]

i loved thusdays because thats when impractical jokers would come on. now i love thursdays even more because of this podcast. its what it is!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAASSSSSS!

[@JamalsGarage]

"I'll talk like micky mouse if I can look like David Beckham" LMAO

[@randypenn2098]

Instant classic ya'll. Great pod! Also, one of only a couple podcasts that I will watch the commercials. Sal, we all know you're not gay. Now take off the pink professional wrestling outfit and put your Elton John shirt back on

[@WhispersOfaSilhouette]

54:23 I lost it when Chris thought the Viper hologram was the anti theft 😂

[@Eriey3]

I want this to exist now 😂

[@imjustpinky]

Why do you think your dogs gay? I don’t know instead of meat he likes more like vegetables.

[@larrymcjones]

One of the funnier things I’ve heard on a podcast that didn’t come from comedians

[@angiebugg92]

I’m officially hooked to this podcast. Every episode has me laughing!

[@Straightfromshibuya]

As a kid from NJ living in CA now, the accents alone make me sentimental, craving a grandma pie and a cannoli RN

[@katiebug8071]

chris calling sal pimp while waiting to see his outfit made my day😭😂

[@Design_Spark_]

I only recently found this podcast I now have to binge every episode now. I love this!

[@thomascavanagh9930]

“A genuine ass” had me crying with laughter alone on the bus that was hilarious

[@MPHswayze]

I know the internet hates it, but that rebuke from Sal's teacher needs to be in all caps. YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A *GENUINE ASS!*

[@MadisonJ1998]

I love how Sal forgets to use the mic

[@Hallandoatesmeal]

Just like Titi Jerry, “it’s dangerous”

[@amtuttavilla]

This podcast brings me pure joy.

[@samdelgado6799]

this the only podcast where i enjoy watching the ads they do in between. the back and forth they do is gold.

[@forlanzsake]

Hey babes! I'm having the best freakin time watching this podcast.

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAASSSSS APREAD THE WORD BABE ILY

[@TheRealLange21]

I’ve spent the past few days waking up every morning and asking myself if there’s a new Hey Babe episode out yet. Today is finally a good day.

[@chloedamone3014]

Trust the universe it will deliver

[@Mindyxoxo]

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS PODCAST IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!!!!!!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

YAAASSSSS! SPREAD THE WORD BABE! WE APPRECIATE YOU

[@PodcastWhore21]

You're a Papapa-Peice

[@allanjohnston5772]

This podcast is amazing. They are so natural in each others company its like sitting with your best pals. Hey babe

[@jordan_velasquez]

Not for nothing, but this is the best drop to start my New Year's eve 🍻

[@markb4168]

Awesome Babes! Been looking forward to Thursday! Thanks guys, becoming the favorite part of my week!!! Already got me, sheep's are gay hahahaha thank God for some comedy!

[@Infiniteeyes13]

Can’t get enough of you 2 esp in sync 👏😂 Within the first few mins I can’t stop cheesin!

[@baglicker2008]

When Crissy opens his eyes as Sal comes in with that outfit, holy shit, I died, coughing laughter, amazing

[@YerrNYC]

59:52 the level of comfort here is wild with that leg encroachment Sal

[@MPHswayze]

A 14 year old Sal definitely watched the Exorcist at a sleepover and crawled in his friend's bed at night

[@Tori.M]

Never in my life have I looked forward to Thursdays more than I do now. You guys are the best. I'd totally wear that pink outfit. I love the little ghost on it.

[@shern303]

"just wants vegetables and the neighborhood stray" lmao

[@fishseason101]

I was re watching old episodes waiting for this gem to drop! I'm tucked back and ready to listen to my 2 dads.

[@dntgvafuk89]

You two saying Hey Babe! Is soothing to my brain like ASMR

[@more_bumps_ahead]

New Episodes every day please - the only podcast keeping good vibes flowing during the lockdown

[@JSorb]

The coming out special was really nice to have during the holidays! Congrats you two!

[@bryanortiz8926]

This podcast consistently makes me laugh out loud. I watch jokers basically everyday Sal And Chrissy D is a national treasure. I am a fan

[@kristieaurora7885]

When Sal's phone alarm goes off "birth control. Oh." Classic Chrissy

[@dillybrown]

I just went to the dispensary, picked up my shweed, currently high af, and then my chromecast auto-plays this. it's just what it is cuz!

[@RobertJonesJr1988]

This should be longer, these guys are gold.

[@chrix6six886]

6:31 'Arrrre most people walking around with this kind of information.. No ... ?' -Sal LMAO.. Classic Sal moment.. lol Priceless

[@ji3072]

Sal, great stories about you and your dad. He raised you right.

[@birdog45]

Thanks for the uncontrollable laughter at the end. Frickin classic

[@iamanurse1968]

Love the Tim Dillon Hoodie-"Fake Business" during the Blue Chew Commercial!!!!

[@stefaniking2635]

I am obsessed with you two together. Love love love this podcast! Also, what store is that set from because it is phenomenal!

[@blakewatt7936]

This is the first podcast where I don’t skip the ad portion, new favorite podcast 🙌🏼

[@dcat1063]

HeyBabe! Chris and Sal, I’ve become such a fan since the start of this podcast. I’ve watched Sal before in the Jokers show but now I search you both in other podcasts. I find you both hilarious 😂 Happy New Year’s to you both 🎉

[@Sebastian-js7sg]

I was listening on Spotify and had to come to check out Sal's outfit, and I can say......... not disappointed

[@pizza3677]

I love how comfortable they are talking about this !!

[@darianwillis8520]

Love this podcast so much. So silly and free. You can barley have conversations like this in the real word. This is important.

[@starrstevenson7056]

Happy New year Salvatore and the gang I love you guys so much

[@HawaiianPunch557]

If Chrissy Coalition was a professional wrestler he'd have a "finish on me move"

[@justinsane1909]

😬

[@briannagomez6034]

I’m watching these episodes backwards after finding this show on Tik Tok. (I watch them waiting outside the hospital for my husband while he visits our daughter in the NICU cause of COVID rules) and this podcast is one of the greatest things I’ve EVER seen! Finding things to laugh at lately is harder than it’s ever been, but the way you guys makes me laugh is so cathartic! One of the best ever! Hystericle 😜

[@bethboyle9177]

Man the guys you have searching the things you want to look up is ON POINT!!!

[@haileyk35]

I found this podcast through a snippet on TikTok. 60 seconds was enough to have me hooked. New fav podcast. Keep on keepin' on 🖤

[@shaycarl04]

VERY FEW things make me as happy as this podcast. Amazing babe. 👏

[@NoPreshNetwork]

OMG LOVE YA BABE! YAASSSSS

[@biscuitandme4119]

I've been watching these pods back to back since 4am and fell back to sleep and these two ended up in my dream! Lol it was so weird!!!

[@lisasteigerwald6033]

This pod is right up there with King & the Sting and Bad Friends. I really look forward to it!

[@pauli7457]

I totally remember those weird commercials with the snake. 😂

[@boogiebruster]

The ads always get me! I love them. The BlueChew ads get better and better. 😂

[@JunkBondTrader]

54:25 The realization of the snake metaphor cracked me right up... A hologram snake security system 😂 I'm still laughing at that.

[@michaelpersoneus5301]

This is the only podcast that I will actually rewind if I missed hearing them do their sponsors' advertisements. Just as good as the regular show! I'm TOTES a Hey Babe! man, thru-&-thru YAAASS

[@misterg4831]

You guys remind me of Tim and AL from Tool Time, if they had sons that didn't care about tools...

[@joefrisbie485]

My new favorite podcast and I've started from episode one so I can watch them all!!

[@Jords329]

Hey babe! I love calling other guys babe, it’s the most fun and easy way to see if someone is comfortable with you! Thanks for all the great videos you two cuties make me feel so gay! ❤️

[@chriswilson3698]

3am2021 in Australia this dropped at perfect time to stay up for another hour lol

[@NoPreshNetwork]

THATS AWESOME! YAASSSSSS

[@katmack8267]

This is next level good. Please never stop ❤️

[@joshnorko5586]

Probably my new favorite podcast

[@matguerra333]

This is one of the funniest new podcasts. I had no idea how funny Sal is and how great the chemistry is. Make no mistake BABES, these kids are screwed in and GAY GAY GAY

[@karristapleton4251]

The duo no one knew we needed ! Love Chrissy and Sal ❤❤❤

[@ryanstoyles7611]

"I just get 12 free cans of Seltzer" - in that accent omg POING

[@NickVennlig]

Somebody duck tape that mic to Sal's face cause honestly, you're franks and beans and I wanna hear every word you say. Jokes, but awesome episode. Died laughing.

[@NaruBrilu]

Not any worse than yannis

[@daftlord448]

I love this pod. Thank you boys!!! Whata couple of pieces!!!!

[@breannalees4827]

I don’t even know how I came across this podcast but it’s literally all I listen to now

[@RlukeM]

How am I just finding this? Finally the youtube algorithm put something in my feed I'll watch!

[@brinhultz33]

Sal's pink outfit should be a part of the merch when it drops😂

[@NoPreshNetwork]

WOW LOL YES

[@mrhopestencilart1112]

I wonder where it's from

[@seedmeow3070]

Should be comedians instead of wrestler's

[@19valleygirl88]

With Chrissy D. and Sal's faces 😆

[@gothicgir111]

Sal doing a wardrobe change is the best thing ever I love these guys so much

[@JOECorsoNova]

Fairly new to the No Presh Network and am catching up, THIS episode is 110% the BEST one!

[@jessicawojewski9177]

I want to hang out with you two all day. I’m obsessed. This is seriously my favorite podcast of all time.

[@hunterpage6043]

really like this dynamic. two of my favs and great together....also 25 min in. thats a bodega. a front. not open really but let you in " for looks". only 3 things for sell. took forever.....yeah they are moving weight out the back.

[@ji3072]

Chris has so much energy. He must do a lot of sports.

[@span3631]

Or blow

[@AnthonySmith-gu6kp]

Love the positivity between you two

[@camp4600]

Demand is way higher than supply on this podcast. More, more, more!!! I fucking love it.

[@davidhutchison5415]

When I lived on Staten Island, I used to hope to see you guys filming somewhere. I used to be a deckhand at Millers Launch until Sandy wrecked the place. I almost blacked out the first time I heard Cranjis McBasketball!!!

[@KP-ol3tc]

Hands down the best add reads around 😂 so good

[@CollinThomasEverett]

I go back to the Boomerang clip every 6 months. It's one of my absolute favorite things.

[@chelseyfaye8778]

My favorite thing is the shout outs to people and businesses iv never heard of 🤣

[@toaztr]

You guys bring me so much joy.

[@JakeTheBeast4Prez]

I can’t wait to get to a current episode and hopefully they finally get mic mounts and arms

[@wyckdd]

I love your commentary. Sal always has my heart❤

[@brittneyurciuoli9745]

Idk how I’ve made it this long in my life without this