I wanna spoon jwow I wanna fork roger think we know who wants what
@megbed26853 жыл бұрын
Hahaha This is the best one to debate yet!!🎉👍🏻
@jordanjae3 жыл бұрын
Pepsi vs Coca Cola
@melissaruiz9763 жыл бұрын
give joe a spoon and steak and sal a bowl of soup and a fork whoever finishes first wins
@Jzzmus3 жыл бұрын
This is a great idea
@davidperez50893 жыл бұрын
I like it, but soup could be eaten much quicker regardless of the means. Joe cutting and chewing would time longer I'm sure.
@Heisenberg-pr7pn3 жыл бұрын
Have them both eat a steak with only their utensil and see who finishes first.
@chipmunck-brandy47073 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@omaramer70223 жыл бұрын
@@davidperez5089 I think you’d be surprised by how wrong you are
@FranticCatFilms3 жыл бұрын
“I could eat rice with a fork all day until the cows; they come home to me” -Sal
@tatemclane3 жыл бұрын
I almost drove off the road😂
@BillyGnius3 жыл бұрын
Put it on a t-shirt @tastebuds
@candiceg4303 жыл бұрын
Very Christopher Walken-esque
@chobblegobbler25363 жыл бұрын
It’s worthy of the Mark Twain Prize
@wmd58782 жыл бұрын
🤣
@snodrod4203 жыл бұрын
Can't cook heroin on a fork. Spoon all day
@waynegretzkyy3 жыл бұрын
Idk, man. I’ve done it before😂
@JunkBondTrader3 жыл бұрын
Oh I dunno, where there's a will...
@JacobHayden9113 жыл бұрын
@@JunkBondTrader there's a way. lol
@Smiley-Coyote3 жыл бұрын
@@waynegretzkyy can you walk us through that process? I'd love to know, so that I don't have to use the bottom of a soda can or something in case I can't use a spoon.
@glittergirl10633 жыл бұрын
“Spork is an abomination, the prongs are lackluster” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@matthewdaisley99963 жыл бұрын
He really meant it when he said abomination 😂 😂
@JunkBondTrader3 жыл бұрын
Tines are the weird and correct term. I'm sure Sal would like that, as it's a weird word.
@terrymcginnis6343 жыл бұрын
I was the 69th like
@ComedyPodcastHighlights3 жыл бұрын
If you can reply to this comment without getting your comment deleted by KZbin than you win $100. Try it out.
@takeajillpillfoo3 жыл бұрын
I love that when Chris calls Sal, “Babe,” it’s endearing but when Joe does it, it’s so condescending.
@mt-zf6xp3 жыл бұрын
I eat at least 3 spoons a week, so I gotta go spoon.
@filthyfrank.53 жыл бұрын
You eat spoons? Tf is wrong with you
@baka413 жыл бұрын
Gotta get your spoon intake
@NAHS14933 жыл бұрын
They’re also less scratchy on the way down. Fork almost took my vocal chords with them ;) lol if they read YT comments, this better be featured somewhere
@MizzWezt3 жыл бұрын
Good on you sir. A proper intake of spoon everyday is very important. 👌
@Ironman8293 жыл бұрын
Sink humor
@tylerzulewski24243 жыл бұрын
If Sal’s PB&J turned out the way Joes did Joe would have lost it on him and he tried to play it off. Gotta take the L there babe.
@theladytiger_3 жыл бұрын
lmao agreeeeeee
@deleteduser1219 ай бұрын
That was epic
@johnquinn98853 жыл бұрын
I love a good spoon but honestly this wasn’t a fair fight. Joe lost when he woke up and put those jorts on.
@jujuaurelus3 жыл бұрын
Only John Cena can where jorts
@johnquinn98853 жыл бұрын
@@jujuaurelus who? Never seen him.
@Random1155-h2u3 жыл бұрын
@@johnquinn9885 what? He’s a wrestler
@opalwzrd3 жыл бұрын
@@Random1155-h2u “you can’t see me” joke 🤭
@Random1155-h2u3 жыл бұрын
@@opalwzrd ?
@mrlunchbox11263 жыл бұрын
Rename this episode: Which is a better knife? Spoon vs Fork
@Kas3-3 жыл бұрын
💀
@bpal70063 жыл бұрын
👍
@John_B.3 жыл бұрын
This has to go down as Joe’s absolutely worst attempt at winning one of these.
@_nosocial3 жыл бұрын
“Oh…take a Walk” needs to be merch fo so
@sonnic64773 жыл бұрын
Best Mexican restaurant appetizer: Queso vs guacamole
@beckywatkinson47073 жыл бұрын
“When we are done with ALL THE FOODS” I’m just happy you guys are gonna be around for a while 😂
@pajunkles3 жыл бұрын
They called the cereal "magic spoon" not "magic fork" that's all joe needed to say
@broc16173 жыл бұрын
Hahaha true. I know this would never happen but I think it would be super funny if Sal would be willing to lose a sponsorship JUST to win an argument with Joe
@mimigiggles41993 жыл бұрын
Touche!
@salvador20523 жыл бұрын
Chili cheese fries v chili dogs. Both with chili, just different vessels
@junkerjorg23 жыл бұрын
As much as I like chilli fries, chili dogs HAS to win this one. Dogs are the ultimate meat delivery system
@waynegretzkyy3 жыл бұрын
I went to sonic yesterday for lunch, just to get a chili cheese dog because of you 😂
@Jaythestingray3 жыл бұрын
Great one! I'll throw tots in the mix.
@vantacreations3 жыл бұрын
Joe consistently dresses like an 18 year old female camp counselor
@jeezuschryst2 жыл бұрын
ahahahahahah
@Garblegox3 жыл бұрын
I expected the PB&J thing to be pointless. But I learned a lot about Joe. He reminds me of a kid I knew who would always claim he had a magical shield on when we'd do pretend shootouts.
@ludo_the_BFG3 жыл бұрын
Joe’s pb&j challenge was the worst backfire since OJ tried on the gloves.
@pathselecta33873 жыл бұрын
He could’ve won that challenge but went overboard with the jelly for no reason lmao.
@jamhorne3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@taylordial12313 жыл бұрын
Joe’s entire PB&J stunt was the most beautiful backfire I’ve seen all year
@jcmnd3 жыл бұрын
Next episode: Chewing vs. Drinking
@JackAugustin3 жыл бұрын
“Let me get this straight: You’re at an outdoor function. They have a *Peanut Butter and Jelly Bar* And they have spoons available And forks available And you CHOSE to use a *fork* instead of a spoon!” Sincerely, DeRosa
@modularoutput3 жыл бұрын
Joe got absolutely DESTROYED. He tried to switch it up and make his own " sandwich ". Not today Joseph.
@ninacuntowiczaka24153 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ homeless P. That is a horrible picture of DeRosa. GREAT JOB!
@ealo87473 жыл бұрын
NO ONE has ever walked into a youtube video and thought that picture of DeRosa was a bad one!
@ninacuntowiczaka24153 жыл бұрын
@@ealo8747 you must of meant good one
@ealo87473 жыл бұрын
@@ninacuntowiczaka2415 YOURE BEING IDIOTIC RIGHT NOW! NEXT YOURE GONNA SAY YOU HAVE TO PUT THE PICTURE INSIDE OF YOUR POCKET AND LET IT MELT BEFORE YOU EAT IT!
@jrzaccari3 жыл бұрын
His face just screams "Can I put pickles on it?"
@ninacuntowiczaka24153 жыл бұрын
@@jrzaccari or hurry get that pickle out of there. Before it breaks off
@jonmazara013 жыл бұрын
I want stickers that have sal screaming THE GODDAMN GIRL SCOUTS so I can stick them on random cars in my neighborhood
@mzc1029083 жыл бұрын
Dude make em lol, there's websites. Go viral and tag em
@dtxa7x3 жыл бұрын
@@mzc102908 I mean, you’re 100% right lol he would go viral so fast bc that screaming bit has really gotten out there 😂
@TripleFudgePacker3 жыл бұрын
Succeeded far beyond your Impractical Jokers career with this one.
@edjo70513 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks they should do sweet vs spicy food
@thernius42843 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest wish I was watching that currently
@horubeeevans3 жыл бұрын
@@thernius4284 AHAAAAA
@as_below_so_above3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is sweet AND spicy.
@JunkBondTrader3 жыл бұрын
sour vs bitter
@evalloyd48483 жыл бұрын
Although I do like spicy food**. I would have thought overall theres more people who dont like spice than people who dont like anything sweet.
@wandamiancrucifixplate6383 жыл бұрын
Maybe some wholesome “I still love you” merch or something
@Gen74863 жыл бұрын
Me and my wife have this argument all the time.. I prefer to fork my wife, she prefers spooning.
@JackAugustin3 жыл бұрын
I think this would have easily been picked as comment of the ep
@Kraden473 жыл бұрын
Spoon all the way, same taste as a fork but without the sharp texture
@mommymousa3 жыл бұрын
Joe's jelly monstrosity is a sticky mess waiting to happen. If I gave my kid that, jelly would be on the ceiling. 🤣
@georgey2tymes2713 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and started cracking up.
@bigbchilip69063 жыл бұрын
You must be 8.
@Hasisve353 жыл бұрын
Sal: Spoons are for cavemen Also Sal: a bowl is the perfect receptacle that fits my mouth.
@SneezyKeegz2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahah that was my thought exactly.
@S41NT933 жыл бұрын
"What're we doing that we always end up on this island?" xD
@ES-wl3mr3 жыл бұрын
Might I suggest “what’s better with chocolate” -peanut butter -marshmallow -caramel -cherry?
@waynegretzkyy3 жыл бұрын
Ooooohhhhh! I like this one ! I hope they see it
@TalkingThrones3 жыл бұрын
Peanut Butter. No contest.
@erinsiegel76703 жыл бұрын
“Who am I, the Swedish chef?” I’m sorry what 😂😂 (31:26)
@alyssamcelfresh42873 жыл бұрын
“i’ve got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms!” -nick miller
@Barracuda0073 жыл бұрын
"A bowl is just a big spoon without a handle" Sal Vulcano - 2021
@kattah3 жыл бұрын
He got me with that one.
@brittanydaniels39073 жыл бұрын
I too would choose a fork every time. However, there is something to be said for a plastic fork with flimsy prongs vs a plastic spoon which is usually does the job.
@brittneydaniels60653 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT WE HAVE THE SAME NAME BRO!!!!
@matthewmatthewsons61973 жыл бұрын
Mike Wazowski used SPOONS, not forks.
@chrono82333 жыл бұрын
I love how it always starts out fun and games and then always gets super serious lol
@craigkonowal12603 жыл бұрын
When Sal says “look at the amount of jelly” with his mouth full I started dying. Dude’s basking in his glory, love it.
@chileanmarxist3 жыл бұрын
I KNEW IT!!! Sal would have some pretentious as fuck type of bread lmfao. He did not disappoint 👏
@jordan_velasquez3 жыл бұрын
I love these abstract discussions. You two are truly scholars of our time. I guarantee a future TED talk 🤣🤣🤣
@boogaooga3 жыл бұрын
Next episode: plates vs bowls Alternatively: tin foil vs cling wrap
@Linked_Ahead3 жыл бұрын
Eating vs fasting
@shortking34293 жыл бұрын
Cling wrap 100%
@bridgetk.63283 жыл бұрын
Cups vs. Mugs?
@Daleetid3 жыл бұрын
Blacks vs whites 😂 (Patreon episode)
@Kleopold943 жыл бұрын
@@Daleetid lets go ahead and stay away from that one
@tmclellan773 жыл бұрын
No Presh network has taken my life by storm. Never binged so many episodes of a podcast in my life.
@mattduhm67173 жыл бұрын
Joe “No, you haven’t” DeRosa is a god damn national treasure!
@williamvieira69063 жыл бұрын
Yet another week where Sal attempts to shoe horn in the argument that "what Joe's arguing for is childish, what he's arguing for is more adult."
@tosh19973 жыл бұрын
I love it when you guys actually eat the food on camera
@TasteBudsPod3 жыл бұрын
WHO WANTS TO DO A LITTLE DANCE WITH A SPOON?! SHOUT OUT THE FORK 🙌
@nhccuz72303 жыл бұрын
No🤣 you gotta go w the spoon. Can you eat cereal w a fork?
@Diniethefrostmage3 жыл бұрын
@@nhccuz7230 uhhh you eat the cereal pieces with the fork and drink the milk from the bowl afterwards so yes
@nhccuz72303 жыл бұрын
@@Diniethefrostmage no body wants to eat just the cereal pieces. We want the milk too
@michaelahles15863 жыл бұрын
I hope you guys do more non food Debate's in the future! I could watch yall fight over anything : )
@youngfrodo30763 жыл бұрын
Merch Idea: Spoon with Joe’s face on the handle. Fork with Sal’s face on the handle.
@jacobelliott603 жыл бұрын
The spoon slots are always the first ones empty in my kitchen. I use them much more often. Because they’re better.
@rayunicorns56133 жыл бұрын
Just the title had me cracking up because I know only these two could have a heated debate about utensils lmfao !!
@TacosFromMars3 жыл бұрын
Anything that requires a fork to eat can be eaten with your hands. Spoon is the obvious winner here.
@rhs0103 жыл бұрын
I did a quick survey amongst my coworkers. I asked 7 people if they had to choose to use either a fork or spoon for the rest of their life 5 out of 7 chose spoon. And I as well Choose spoon over a fork.
@WackJallis3 жыл бұрын
I love that they said they wouldn't tell us who they both agreed was the "favorite" and then Joe pulled the spoon and it became painfully obvious haha. I am spoon all day though!
@WaterlooFlu3 жыл бұрын
Any food can be, through varying difficulties, spooned. Forks are extremely good at forking the foods that can be forked, and can do nothing to the foods that can't be. Spoon all day.
@filthyfrank.53 жыл бұрын
R u 4?
@malmstrim3 жыл бұрын
32:04 Derosa lookin like he just activated his powers
@UltraMegaChicken3 жыл бұрын
DeRosa laid a trap for Sal, by having Sal make the sandwich first. Going second would allow him to course correct his method, to always be better than Sal. The fact that he planned and plotted this, and STILL fumbled it...amazing.
@filthyfrank.53 жыл бұрын
Ur overestimating Joe lmao
@JPatelLive3 жыл бұрын
@41:00 Sal turns it up a notch loool!? 😂 *LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!!*
@ryancline543 жыл бұрын
"I have to be in the right mood to use a spoon" - Sal
@MrEbonana3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen someone reach for an argument more than Joe today 😂
@MetropolisKid3 жыл бұрын
forks branded with “taste buds” would be the china used in this household…
@justinetters45443 жыл бұрын
Yo swear to god the last two episode ive laughed way more than any other podcast. I'm not even a food guy, these guys are just hilarious together.
@jiggycalzone85853 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Japanese had forks and invented chopsticks as a *replacement* believing that 'the scholar' [chopsticks] is more dignified than 'the warrior' [forks]
@measlysqueeze3 жыл бұрын
Then he turns around and says slurping, a sign of respect in Japan, is abhorrent
@dereksteele2913 жыл бұрын
they were wrong
@jiggycalzone85853 жыл бұрын
@@dereksteele291 cant knock their commitment though
@lilithjade43633 жыл бұрын
i love how joe uses the grace and beauty of asian culture as an argument and then moments later says that slurping out of a bowl is “gross and unmannerly” when it’s actually considered polite to slurp in japanese and chinese cultures
@1b3tr0ll1ng3 жыл бұрын
Joe should of hit Sal with the "you don't need teeth" to enjoy a spoon.
@filthyfrank.53 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lmao
@isabella21973 жыл бұрын
6 minutes in and everyone is so calm and collected. Is this really tastebuds??????? This is such a chill ep so far oh my god
@JLMokma3 жыл бұрын
I love Soundgarden's hit song Forkman.
@jaylegleiter66693 жыл бұрын
T shirt with Sal's angry face that says "You are a genuine ass"
@joes61083 жыл бұрын
I think it's better when you two actually have a preference and genuinely believe in your argument. I having an even harder time getting into this episode than Joe would have eating a steak with a spoon!
@langevincamacho75173 жыл бұрын
literally
@BadGoyz4Life3 жыл бұрын
Joe's whole point was the fork would make a messier sandwich, and when he ends up making an amorphous blob: "but It's eVeNLy SprEAd!!"
@linkofhyrule65803 жыл бұрын
i came in thinking spoon but derosa presented his argument so poorly, i gotta go fork now
@zaltonian3 жыл бұрын
Spoon vs. Fork was too elemental, all hail the P&J turning this episode into a fireball .
@deezy40343 жыл бұрын
“I saw a guy cook a steak on a car motor... anything is possible” #DerosaDetermination
@intensetrims70243 жыл бұрын
U never hear ”hey honey, do you want spoons for dinner tonight?”
@isaiahjgrey3 жыл бұрын
Joe was such a sore loser with the pb&j segment lol
@DisposableCowboy3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know if you heard, I have a sandwich shop, dude!” Killed me.
@topdownb583 жыл бұрын
I usually hate most of Joe's arguments but he's right about the spoon having a better chance cutting through red meat than a fork....
@pnerualevolI3 жыл бұрын
Sal saying that he can put the fork points in and turn them upwards to cut the meat is just LUDICROUS, Joe's right that's just straight up not how it works
@dtxa7x3 жыл бұрын
Yep, Joe does speak in absolutes a lot of the time and that really grinds my gears, but this time. Joey D was absolutely right.
@filthyfrank.53 жыл бұрын
@@dtxa7x did u just say grind my gears un ironically? Never comment again
@BeavzMC2 жыл бұрын
@@pnerualevolI Eh, you're wrong, it depends how tender the meat is, fall off the bone is a thing, take steak for example, nobody is cutting a well done steak with a fork, but a rare-medium rare, its usually tender enough to not need a knife.
@chriss.85823 жыл бұрын
Sal, "I did a little research, the spoon was invented before anything." Knife, "Hold my beer."
@seehowithink3 жыл бұрын
The fork did actually separate and spread the jelly a lot better.
@skeptical44463 жыл бұрын
BABES... come on. There are so many battles we needed before resorting to fork vs spoon. Tomato Sauce vs Cream Sauce Cake vs Pie Cheddar vs Mozza Rice vs Noodles Toast vs Bread Shrimp vs Lobster Green Onion Cake vs Spring Roll
@Hoorayforjk3 жыл бұрын
Spoons! Actually incredibly versatile! A little bowl on a stick. Can be used as a substitute knife or fork. 😃🥄 #teamsalalwaystho
@JunkBondTrader3 жыл бұрын
bowl on a stick. I'm gonna call it this from now on and act like it's normal.
@pigdestroyer10198 ай бұрын
Sal will just say anything to win ,and gets mad at Joe when he tries lol
@jacobevers95133 жыл бұрын
Joe owns a sandwich shop and can’t even make a good PB&J 😂😂😂
@Vespux3 жыл бұрын
Only took until 8:55 this time for them to debate going to get something from downstairs. Not the lowest number we've seen but it's near the top. Edit: Ooh, again at 29:45. What a treat, a two-fer
@robotoolecomedy3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Joe didn’t talk about cereal and stuck with soup. Imagine eating rice krispy cereal with a fork. Or trying to Speer a froot loop
@danit91953 жыл бұрын
As a desperate and lazy college student I have multiple times used a fork with my cereals. Not ashamed.
@8dollars276 Жыл бұрын
You wouldn't spear anything. You just scoop like normal, then drink the milk, like normal.
@taemjones3 жыл бұрын
How funny would it be to have Taste Buds bibs!
@JackAugustin3 жыл бұрын
Quote for merch: You think that’s evenly spread? That looks like somebody got shot in the head and that’s what hit the wall afterwards
@jenmiller95183 жыл бұрын
A utensil battle is just what I needed this Monday.
@zoroslefteye45473 жыл бұрын
I was fully on Spoons side until that sandwich monstrosity, shot himself in the foot with that
@filthyfrank.53 жыл бұрын
He makes me think sal might be able to eat a soup with a fork better than Joe with a spoon
@sevinohhsavage3 жыл бұрын
Joe trying to act like he regularly puts that much jelly on his PB&J 😂
@henrycoxe83262 жыл бұрын
Joe’s salad with hands analogy to Sal’s drinking soup example is perfection. In both cases, once the utensil fails, you ditch the utensil and resort to an uncouth tactic with your body parts.
@mgrowbee3 жыл бұрын
I mean, spoon is the right answer. But I'll watch.
@SublimeGemini3 жыл бұрын
"You got a piece of meat downstairs? Cooked?" I am dying!!!
@glennrudolph3 жыл бұрын
No one has EVER looked in their utensil drawer and thought “dang I’m out of forks”. It has literally never happened.
@tunechitrump3 жыл бұрын
very reliable podcast and i appreciate it Joe & Sal
@ojpistorius63693 жыл бұрын
Someone let Joe know it's a deserted island not a desert island
@Barfyman362.3 жыл бұрын
Desert island works too.
@JunkBondTrader3 жыл бұрын
Google corrects deserted island to desert island.
@michaelbrower28673 жыл бұрын
Never heard deserted island
@Slyons893 жыл бұрын
Joe ate his PB&J so fast to hide the evidence AKA that terrible mess of a sandwich hahaha