Secret Impractical Jokers PUNISHMENT with Andrew Santino | Sal Vulcano & Chris D: Hey Babe! | EP 84

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[@Morettijw1]

Shout out blenders

[@the_cheap_ones]

Someone should mention Beth the Bounty Huntress is Also dead af

[@CezaMVO]

As a Mexican, I love seeing canelo on so many different pods. Looks like he isn't doing too good after his recent loss, but he'll bounce back 🇲🇽

[@28snr]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sippinlosses]

🤣 damn

[@KEAD3400]

😂😂😂

[@BPH55]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mykillmatic]

😂😂😂 good call

[@saxygirl3793]

I love how they repeat multiple stories every episode the short term memory loss on these two is unmatched 😂💀💀

[@JayMaui]

This trio is a show I could watch every day 🤣🤣

[@Betty-Boop809]

SAME, it makes me wish Santino would move to NY. He fits in so well with all I’ve seen him with.

[@EthanC1030]

@@Betty-Boop809 To be fair Santino is a podcast GOAT and meshes well with both the LA and NY crowds. He just knows his way around a podcast. But I do love his chemistry with Chris and would absolutely watch a weekly pod with the two.

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@EthanC1030 You’re right & to be honest I’m fine with him staying right where he is. I just love him with the NY comics. When he has them on Whiskey Ginger they all riff so well with him.

[@jlgraff25]

Santino and Glassman

[@RhythmicReport]

👏 Every 👏 day

[@ayoitsant9113]

The boys were firing on all cylinders for this lol the level of sarcasm that Santino stays at is truly impressive

[@michaelhughes3929]

Yessir so quick so smart so constant

[@michaelhughes3929]

Your mom stays at that nonstop energetic level too. Just okay Woman please please woman 👩 one minute to come up for a breather ;)

[@Austin8421]

Chris Sal and Pimp all missed Santino’s “Puppy the bounty hunter” quip and it’s a damn shame.

[@michaelsean09]

Dude, I kept holding out hope that someone would realize what was said. It was such a good throwaway line.

[@Dinnizzel97]

Cheeto is just so fast with it I could see how it goes over people's heads

[@niknakpattiwack8]

LOL Santino not knowing Beth died in 2019 shouldn't be as funny as it is 🤣

[@MichaelMichaelMotorcycles]

I had no idea!

[@DickChisqo420]

@@hunterwinslow558 his daughter did die too. Beth and the girl.

[@Whystling_Byrd]

Beeeeeeth. Good ol' Beth, she always gave the most milk.

[@deyannaf4380]

The camera panning over to Joe during the betterhelp hilarious!!!

[@beccapineda3765]

Sal telling Chrissy “no you didn’t”, “no you’re not” after everything this episode 💀💀💀

[@28snr]

What I appreciate so much about Hey Babe is that they bring it all back around and somehow tie it together in the end.

[@gagaface26]

God I wish Santino would be a permanent or semi permanent guest on the show. I didn’t expect this chemistry between the 3.

[@zoso1up]

Derosa is better

[@MPHswayze]

@@zoso1up Joey 🌹🌹🌹

[@ryanmcconeghy9370]

I've never seen Santino not fit RIGHT in with anyone. He's just a great hang I think

[@ryanmcconeghy9370]

Also would love to see Bobby in this group lol. Honestly, just sal and Bobby together would be either hilarious, or horrible.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

@@ryanmcconeghy9370 why not both? 😉

[@DabbleDo]

"Whoop whoop that's the defunded police" is a banger

[@summahbreeze]

Santino singing the Shark Tank theme song is so funny 😂 he’s so quick

[@elmariungas]

I like how Andy is sitting closer to his boyfriend Chris then he is to Sal.

[@robertogarnica2034]

They have to sit that way to play footsie

[@juggs_mcbulge]

Chrissy Wissy

[@laurenclark1304]

It’s true love

[@davidperez5089]

Andy candy red cinnamon baby!🤣

[@dysay]

He prefers to be called Andrew or red, sir.

[@erinnava8391]

Going through a tough time, first time I laughed out loud this week. Thanks babes

[@jwalters15216]

Happy Babeday!

[@NoPreshNetwork]

Yassss!!!

[@lukemugen]

Chris: can we send the video to pimp so he can put it on the pod?? Pimp: No, I don’t think I will.

[@curnies]

Every time lol

[@andeezysosleezy]

Ahaha yooo for real I wanted to see the pics lol

[@yagsfan]

Everything that I've learned over the last two years about living life, I learned from Hey Babe.

[@djoeymadeashort]

Shout out hey babe

[@blockeddunk5384]

@@djoeymadeashort shout out hey babe and we know that you’re watching

[@DabbleDo]

God bless

[@sippinlosses]

They know we're watching. Shout out

[@bobbyfischer9927]

That’s pretty sad to be honest lol.

[@robertmains5493]

Chris’ Mahomo joke is one of the greatest moments in podcast history

[@cornelionsqween8028]

It's such low hanging fruit. You think he wasn't called that everyday growing up at school? Plus the gay tiktok brother. Also called that.

[@romannl1348]

@@cornelionsqween8028 it’s the delivery

[@jedibuscus]

Sal freaking out about colonoscopies and prostate exams 😂 imagine what we women go through at the gynecologist, babe

[@tinafitts3306]

I fuckin love Santino on any Chrissys pods. Their chemistry is something's I'm jelly of. I adore these 3 men.

[@katherinethegreat22]

“My grandmother.. she died when i was a kid..” “No she didnt” LOL

[@sallyheartjack]

aaand llllllet’s bring her out, Grandmaaa

[@Mylesfinch]

She's on strings!

[@BRLambert4]

Chris's childhood trips with his mom is so wholesome and inspires me to wanna do this with my kid. I probably won't, but I want to.

[@raggedyattorney4745]

I was literally just looking through the Hey Babe catalogue to see if Santino had been on. So awesome.

[@b0ssatr0n91]

"Let's bring her out, Grandma" bruh lmfao 😂 🤣 😆

[@BACNandEGGS]

The transition of Andrew to the wide shot after the Patrick Mahomo joke was hilarious

[@anonymousforagoodreason2479]

"My grandma, she died when I was a kid" Sal - "no she didnt" 🤣🤣 idk why

[@brittyn]

We knew Fung Wah as the Chinese bus. They didn’t have any permit to park in NYC (apparently), so they’d drive around the block, pause for 20 seconds and have people run onto the bus from the sidewalk, over and over until it was filled. I took it to Boston in 2007 and coming home was the most terrifying experience at 2am. They were speeding so fast that any time they went over a bump, we were lifted off our seat. I saw my life flash before my eyes.

[@jennarivera5013]

First time being able to catch a Hey Babe as soon as it posts! Love all of the Babe’ness💛

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Seeing Andrew’s IG stories from Italy have been a trip in itself lol.

[@trevorfreund4110]

No wonder Sal always thinks that Chris is telling new stories he’s never heard, he always forgets them!😂 Chris told the same Scottland story on the podcast earlier on hahaha but I love it

[@waynegretzkyy]

I feel like he also told the grandma and Howard Johnson one before as well

[@LoloFbabyy]

I love me some Cheeto. He is so sharp with his comedy and punchlines. I love it

[@kevingteresi]

Damn. On the last joke about Top Gun, I thought Chris was gonna go: "It's a movie about a guy who can't come out, do you know what it's called? Hey Babe"

[@rihube349]

Yo, DeRosa's Better Help face was insanely funny.

[@joshcarter8692]

My morning was pretty crappy, but seeing this immediately turned it around!

[@moneyhoney606]

Its hilarious that the Hershey Park trip happened a few weeks ago and it was actually terrible. I can't stop laughing lol

[@blockeddunk5384]

I’ll take santino,sal, and chaos as an early birthday present, thanks babes

[@StevenM801]

happy birthday homieG

[@Apj-tq9um]

Facts Happy Birthday 🔥

[@delinquentjon3446]

I’m so glad this pod happened since Sal went on Whisky Ginger!! ANDREW IS A MAJOR BABE!

[@benwerth397]

“I’m not in galloping shape right now, just got this skin tag removed” Aaaaaahahahaha

[@Betty-Boop809]

He’s so ridiculous 😂

[@jodiescookin1]

Hysterical!!!!

[@kevenmelara227]

it’s the sound of the defunded police lmaoo chris again, killing it

[@paulconaty2538]

“Nick Lachey had the shine at the beginning, then Drew took it after Dancing With The Stars…..continue.” “Fair.”

[@friedbolognasandwich]

Just wanted to point out, George Carlin was definitley not against women, he even has solid bit that where he talks about how being pro-life was anti-woman. George Carlin would absolutely point out the flaws of what is/was just liberal white feminism but no he did not hate "women who were "overly" feminist." I think it's fair to say that he didn't like the term "feminist" which isn't controversial, most people still hate the term (again, it was ruined by white liberal women). Like an actual leftist, Carlin wasn't concerned with aesthetics politics or appearing polite and always wanted to get people to think more towards the root causes of issues so his focus was more on ripping into power structures, capitalism, class struggle, etc.

[@gfeast4518]

Take it up with Fung Wah!!

[@nicolatirrell3639]

Thursdays are for the babes! ❤️

[@superPINEAPPLEmonkey]

My dude really made murr get a prostate check twice on national TV for a punishment and he won’t even do it once to actually get his prostate checked😂😂😂

[@vivianagutierrez8895]

Chris’ Scotland story wow I have never seen Andrew so quiet for that amount of time ever on a podcast

[@TherealC.J.]

Haha right my dude interrupted Chris so many times

[@AJohnSmith]

The story wasn’t interesting, otherwise. It’s called “punching it up”.

[@julieannformoso242]

About Chris's dead grandma: "Let's bring her out. Grandma?" Lmfaoooo

[@Jenny-nc5ep]

Hahahaha!!! Omg! Sal raising his hand to talk… I nearly choked on my salad

[@ClawcadeWins]

Tito Andrew and Chrissy Chaos is always magic

[@aliciainbloom]

The 3 of them together is what we need. SOOO funny! Love you bubs

[@5nowx]

Vestíbulo is the space between the street door and the house door, like where you have your umbrella, leave you boots and coat.

[@alwayzchillin0714]

I had to go to court because a girl I was with threw a Four Loko can out the window in front of a state trooper. I was only 19 and had half a case of beer so I was ticketed. I go to court and just take what I’m given which is, 6 months probation, suspended license, 50 hrs community service, and a drug and alcohol class….. She goes to court gets a continuance and the next court date the cop doesn’t show and all her charges dropped! 😡🤬

[@gumball5215]

57:46 "Some people buy tickets to it". That line killed me hahahaha!

[@alixmcknight]

As someone who works in a hotel we are sold out all the time. Lol 😆 We aren’t even a huge city, and there are a lot of hotels, but so many people drive through our town that we have so many busy and completely full nights. It’s really frustrating when something happens and you can’t move someone to a new room because there isn’t one so you have to call in the night repair man. We had a massive tornado come through a town close to ours months back and we had a full hotel for weeks because there were so many locals, out of town rescue crews, and government agencies we needed to make sure had a place to stay. It was insane! We were literally sending people passing through to towns 30 or more minutes out that might have an open room.

[@Kyle-hq9zj]

The slow zoom when sal realized he was dry snitching

[@MEE7CH]

"Looks like nobody showed up to Barstool today" such a good joke from Chris that got overlooked, unlucky

[@thegodshammgod6713]

Hotels are, a lot of times, 100% booked, Tito Cheeto. Sincerely, Night Auditor at the Kimpton Hotel Wilshire (where you had a rooftop set and bailed on-- and I don't blame you)

[@topdownb58]

I used to work at a Holiday Inn by Parris Island, where the Marine Corps. training camp is located, so there's constant graduation ceremonies for new cadets and we would legit sell out 100% of the rooms every gradation week...

[@TheSnake2339]

Funny thing the Hersey park trip was terrible for Chris

[@maythebae]

chrissy is so cultured for knowing the chinatown buses. luv it.

[@popofpink11]

babes…i was just watching the episode of andrew’s pod that sal was on as this premieres. kismet babes

[@leakuo]

Lol 🧡

[@amywestlund]

I love how Santino thought Dog the Bounty Hunter was dead and Beth was alive when Beth is actually the one who died

[@Betty-Boop809]

Lol, like wtf cares

[@Balonious_Crunk]

and Beth was his wife not daughter!!!

[@amywestlund]

@@Balonious_Crunk yeah I didn’t know if they just confused that or if he also had a daughter die that I didn’t know about ://

[@amywestlund]

@@Balonious_Crunk yeah I didn’t know if they just confused that or if he also had a daughter die that I didn’t know about ://

[@SupaTyGuy]

His wife died in 2019, his daughter died in 2006.

[@cecetaylor9684]

I thought you guys were gonna hit us with the “...cuz tonight baby, I wanna get Hey Babe with you” but I still loved every minute lol next time Andrew’s on we gotta get all three on the track!

[@Mylesfinch]

Chris, thank you for making me feel better about having HPV. Most people do, and don't know it because there is no test for men. Unless you visually see them (wart) which not every one who had HPV gets. # educatetheyouth

[@parislark6402]

My favorite new podcast going back to binge watch from the beginning cuz these guys together are the "YOLANDA VEGA" straight up.

[@sydneyeliza157]

Begging for a Santino special!!! I will watch it over and over and over again! We love you Andrew

[@nelsonmarie1018]

hey babes. happy thursday

[@beccapineda3765]

Lmao I’m like Sal, I HAVE to have my vacation completely planned. My anxiety will nottttt let me book day of!

[@FreskoYo]

I work maintenance at a hotel & I can confirm we really do sell out 🤣 At least here in Southern California

[@uncledron5287]

These 3 are awesome together. 😊😊😊

[@rjexplosion1]

Hey guys never been this early to a poddy woddy but I’m loving it so far! 3 of my favorite comedians in one place you better believe I’m coming up in May. THANK YOU FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND!

[@michaelhughes3929]

“What do you think about that?” Long pause “I think pimp must be miserable “ God said what up

[@haydendavid4235]

Now this is podcasting

[@sethreidy9338]

Always always always a killer ep when these guys get together, thank you guys!

[@fndmntl5341]

I for real need friends that also watch this podcast lol

[@Darian--]

Santino rapping Snoop was like Seth Green rapping Nuthin' But A "G" Thang in Without A Paddle.

[@chizobamokeke9461]

48:55 Chrissy baby you can't make that joke when your boy is in the library babe c'mon! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericmilton2324]

This is one of my favorite pods of all time

[@infohidden234]

i love thursdays

[@lauraadjey8893]

What I'd give to sit at this table with these dreamboats

[@russellheppell3997]

12:37 Sal's got a pretty decent DMX voice lol

[@Ashhh222]

“Puppy the bounty hunter” GOODBYE😂💀😭

[@chrishan9122]

Chris went from calling Santino a 😸 to showing him the sight on his ass where he had a skin tag removed in a span of less than 20 secs.

[@alwayssunny224]

These three NEED A PODCAST

[@LocChicago5]

Andrew Santino and Chris d are amazing together

[@sosagam]

45:20 Dog the bounty hunters wife (Beth) died too. She is not out in them streets hittin them sheets:(

[@victorian1253]

My mom's lack of planning and complete spontaneity always filled me with the death grip of anxiety as a child/teen, causing me to be extreme type C, detail-oriented and an over the top planner as an adult. It's not always a gorgeous, fun time to drop a bomb like that on the kids lol I'm with Sal!!!!

[@neuvisean1739]

11:35 got me lol

[@derrik-bosse]

"Powerful woman!" HAHAHA

[@markrychorcewicz2995]

Sal red rocket chaos chrissy this is outstanding I got guy lol

[@crispypolloloco9724]

Hotels definitely sell out lol

[@cubaknow]

I heard that AZ bar Chris dropped from affirmative action 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@elypie11]

My depression is so bad right now. This is keeping me going .. Silly babes

[@Lizzypoohxo]

me too babe, I've been looking forward to this since taste buds. sending love and we'll wishes.

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@Lizzypoohxo check out BAD FRIENDS, that always lifts my spirits.

[@28snr]

Feel better, Babe ❤️

[@28snr]

@@Betty-Boop809 yes! I've been binge watching!

[@sippinlosses]

Just remember they know you're watching, and they're gonna shout out. Hope things get better 🙏

[@nancystamps1200]

You guys are the best!!!!!

[@gooooooofy7194]

This is a wonderful Trio

[@devinabercrombie4507]

When Sal mentioned Amber heard I blew snot outta my nose 😂

[@AnabelaU2277]

Timestamp? (:

[@h0ck3y96]

Love that red rocket!!!

[@desi4227]

Santino should always be there!🥰

[@josef2012]

"It hurts.I'm infected."-Chrissy SkinTagz 2022

[@hhunstad2011]

Could listen to you three for hours, love ya