It's that easy (Balatro)

[@josephbrandt3370]

i think you've become my most watched youtuber strictly because i keep turning on your balatro videos when i eat, like i'm a medieval king demanding entertainment with my food

[@expiredmilk5235]

+2 hoooly

[@duskrider8817]

+2

[@Vasiwastaken]

+2

[@L4NTT1I]

+3

[@plusonedex]

+2

[@nadavmor103]

We're piss guys of course wee

[@SuperGamerNinja74]

+1

[@jake-wu2nq]

+3

[@avebave6550]

+5

[@styles1168]

+2006 North American game console release date

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

X2

[@LightningRaven42]

The Ceremonial Knife paying off was straight up gold.

[@quiteadept]

20:57 me when I am tasked with waking up the farmer at 6am

[@jaycat_]

20:56 the rooster is about to murder me and I'm begging for my life

[@quiteadept]

36:40 how the flinty-eyed, jaded, long-serving science teacher responds after I stand up at the faculty meeting and say, "Hi, I'm Sarah! It's so nice to meet you all! I'm excited to start my first day of teaching!"

[@christopherl1675]

+2

[@charlesmaxwell_1130]

+2

[@dudekazoo]

I really enjoyed this one. +2

[@Commando23414221998]

Holy fuck I teach science and this got me good +20

[@shephsnap]

18:40 me to my ape friend during our lunch break:

[@protolad2458]

+2

[@InVeRnyak]

We youtube guys, of course we have no idea what version of balatro we watching

[@quiteadept]

40:11 NL when someone asks him how old his daughter is

[@ryanhochstaedter9029]

50:46 me when I'm in a Mr Beast video and I finish eating the 100k golden steak

[@aletchs]

intro bit gives big itysl sketch vibes

[@EMETRL]

The story of his encounter with an old lady clearly developing dementia at a restaurant while with his daughter had me on the edge of my seat, literally nothing connects one dot to the next. The way the conversation went from the real estate prices, to an existential crisis about what the fuck a lime is, to blabbering about covid vaccines, amazing stuff. That's the kind of shit you hear about on twitter and then scroll past it because you know it's bullshit conjecture, except this actually happened in real life.

[@sambad5]

+2 for referencing New Zealand. -2 for referencing Australia.

[@callummcneill6266]

i've seen what you do to sheep

[@based9671]

@@callummcneill6266Australians to New Zealanders: I know what kind of man you are •_•

[@sporepics]

Australia +99.

[@JB-xl2jc]

+ANZAC

[@ImpatientTurtle]

Hate from Australia. Yeah nah cuzzy bro just jokes.

[@equinox731]

22:16 The flat earther explaining to the others at the function the problem with their perspective.

[@blackmage1276]

10:12 you gotta try the hair

[@bigband420]

31:36 Me at the Mexican restaurant trying to decide what appetizer to get

[@Alex-wd4zp]

We're balatro guys, of course we ignore the jokerless challenge

[@JB-xl2jc]

He can keep getting away with it

[@leia_gabes]

omg it was so sweet when NL was like I would literally eat hair so my wife can enjoy her food without being bothered he’s so pure

[@Nyles_FS]

24:39 that "five" caught me so off guard

[@RSf00l]

34:26 when loves and TA parking is full

[@yujiyujix]

hi tomo

[@wbbigdave_]

*meow*

[@jeffreydeanmoran]

hi dandu

[@christian5256]

Time to Tomo: 2:26

[@googlepoodle5814]

The one time I got space joker to work was when I blue printed it. Even then, only the blueprint space joker procc’d, granted it was every hand

[@PotionSellerGuy]

Incredible discourse Mr. Lion

[@thechatter7102]

oh my god that mans actually clairvoyant

[@ConwaytheWizard]

If NL thinks Europeans having drive-thru is wild, wait until he learns about the McBoat float-thru on that one river in Germany. (Shout out to that Tom Scott video)

[@playvaughn879]

Germany has drives-thrus rarely nonetheless sometimes, but the culture is much more chill about it. Like you can walk through the drive thru without a car

[@TylerDull]

Every single one of my Bus Stop Joker decks ends because I accidentally play a face card. Every single one.

[@CalebGrizmode]

"Tank the hair damage" you are the world's best husband

[@svtrios1175]

I had a nice build with double triboulet, blueprint and huskin and buskin and eternal fortune teller but that was a mistake buy

[@sporepics]

We're cat guys, Tomo played you good Ryan.

[@cassiboi1423]

we’re youtube guys. of course we wait for the game to start and don’t skip the banter

[@Mystery_Meat]

the madman is still playing on base version bro

[@lincolnveldier8913]

Hardcore Henry is such an underrated Movie, actually so cash, liminal and revolutionary

[@PeidosFTW]

Insane that he eats the hair

[@levitarr6736]

Why did I have to scroll so far to find this. Who the fuck eats the hair

[@Jayson-py9ur]

Hardcore Henry is GOAT I'm so glad someone said it

[@dholley1990]

40:12 Thank you for the Goofy Movie reference. Now I i know what I must watch.

[@avebave6550]

We're balatro guys of course we're balatro guys

[@danser_theplayer01]

Italy has McDonalds, and therefore McDonalds drive through functionality. It's a chain restaurant of course they'll be built everywhere with the same profit maxing blueprint.

[@VitroVine]

10/10 opening anecdote

[@kingadent7926]

Me when I propose a ground up rebuild of society and the political system at 3am on discord

[@LanceArmond]

That Steve Brule reference actually put me into shock.

[@rossmckechnie4491]

that inside bubble bit was class

[@rawngilla]

0:00 me when my streamer drops a 10 piece on SAP

[@RobotnikPlngas]

Dude I'm used to eating my wife's hair at this point, it's part of the menu.

[@Mackinstyle]

I'm a lifelong gamer and find it interesting that I've _never_ been able to get into fighting games. Dark Souls? Calm, collected, patient, focused. Counter Strike? Same. Street Fighter? Chaotic button mashing and limb flailing. I don't know why... it just never clicked over 30+ years. Anyone else have a genre they can't ever seem to get even remotely mediocre at despite being pretty good at video games?

[@hugetacoman]

Life in the big city

[@LCDouglas]

Your ability to quickly decide to tank the hair damage, while also knowing that attempting to remove the hair would tip off your wife is the type of good husbanding that lesser husbands aren’t even exists.

[@BigDLLC.]

Egg don’t know ball, YEAH BROTHER YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, I will be accepting my 10 minute timeout now

[@Davefacechannel]

This man makes the worst plays of all times and I flinch only a little but I get feral whenever he talks about the UK and Europe together

[@jmibo]

Hardcore Henry!

[@lukewestfall1689]

GOATed intro.

[@keldoe1351]

We’re easily distracted guys of course we

[@andressalvat]

Maybe they're not making more melee players but that is my favorite game and I'm one year older than Melee

[@hhaxden]

Bon Appetit has been around since 1956.

[@cojiro_ssbm]

every time nl uses a neptune card in a run that will never play a straight flush i die inside a little bit

[@Cameron0208]

We’re balatro guys yes we WOOO new video

[@Goodking6378]

He look so grumpy haha

[@irondog1518]

+2 Opening Anecdote

[@jakescott4028]

One like is a French fry in Mama Lizzie’s chili oil

[@PhaQ2]

Tank the lemon grass damage!

[@grit1]

Lakers getting the reverse sweep, top ten moments before disaster

[@tejs1234]

Northernlion not knowing that European countries has drive-throughs... what... OF COURSE WE DO DAMMIT xD

[@vapormermaid]

I think Ryan is purposefully talking slower just so he sounds like he's at full speed on 2X

[@callummcneill6266]

NL should unlock the rest of his jokers

[@justBri123]

When i was a server I had a 12 top and didnt write down their order. At the time I looked like a total stoner so they even made a joke that i was going to forget stuff. Not a single item came out wrong, even the stuff with fucked up mods. Could I do that now? Fuck no, but back then it was easy.

[@TayMAYDAY]

We talking about SSBM at the beginning? If so that’s awesome if not oh.

[@asagoldsmith3328]

Nah medieval melee

[@carsoncraytor9920]

As someone who’s been a server/bartender for 6ish years just use a notepad. Also the hair thing is weird, I’ll let it go bc it’s hot, but don’t push it

[@MrSoupMen]

Me when I take candy from a baby

[@lurpakshakur2230]

Me when i teach my mom how to turn on the wifi

[@SuperGamerNinja74]

Me when im a defective big red button:

[@toritwopointoh]

Those NBA takes aged well lol

[@ChillLobbyOnly]

@northernlion Get em! hahahahaha

[@gabuwuXD]

nl believing that europe just doesnt have drive throughs like omg

[@cdntl]

there are new melee players i swear

[@harrisonreid5128]

no hate I watch them all, but when does he start playing the game?

[@megamansiofan]

79 views balatro guys we are cooked

[@sporesnipers]

Has he finished jokerless does anyone know

[@tysedai8913]

NL with the worst NBA takes you've ever heard

[@nachoigbexto1169]

I dont think that is intentional but you used two miniatures twice

[@rhysdenno5993]

Dan told him he was wasting his time making thumbnails and now he's reused the past two balatro thumbnails smh

[@danser_theplayer01]

18:35 bitte bitte, bitte bitte.

[@danser_theplayer01]

I understand if it's too cerebral for you people.

[@pluralkumquat]

Delivery Drivers being upset about not getting tips is precisely why I don't order delivery. I'll pay for my food and carryout thank you.

[@trynt_xasan]

Another repeat thumbnail what could it mean

[@Cdaddyhudsoc]

We're balatro guys of course we see the video in the first 30 seconds

[@jharris9898]

We

[@tyler3759]

Stinky

[@JaaaackP]

10 minutes in and he hasn’t even beat Ante 1, bro is washed 😂 completely wasted 😂 he’s done for 😂

[@reillym1997]

Oi

[@lukey-pukey5520]

Has he completed the jokerless challenge?

[@bibibiba8292]

Is Super Auto Pets 💀?

[@MrKubahades]

9 views in one minute, bro thats nice

[@narutobankai]

you gotta stop watching hasan or turn off chat while you play balatro, cant watch when your raging man

[@ivanivanovic5857]

Why keep playing face cards when you have ride the bus?

[@WarmLizard0]

+2 for referencing Australia. -2 for referencing New Zealand.

[@asagoldsmith3328]

Where?