Which Of My Friends Would Win In A Fight?

[@DanGheesling]

Just give this man his 1,000,000 subscribers - this video is worth 10mil subs alone

[@relatedreality]

Let’s gooo

[@gavmcdangle1893]

Bless you dan

[@REDANDSILVER741]

Dan Gheesling Dan when are you hosting an E-sports event?

[@nicolascassaday321]

any truers?

[@LondoMollari_]

Diamond geezer!

[@archdukesnowman2240]

Since he's too humble to rate himself, allow me to provide my analysis on NL as well. +Yolked as frig +Baldness means he doesn't have the weakness of grabbable hair, also improves aerodynamic capabilities +Could name any piece of media released in the 90's and 00's, absolute galaxy brain -Big Boomer energy, easily befuddled by modern social media trends Rating: Eggsquisite

[@ImEverythingYouCrave]

ArchDukeSnowman 😂😂😂

[@kristofferp5030]

-Can get lost in a blind creatine rage whenever tinted rocks are brought up, potentially leading to rash actions which the opponent can take advantage of

[@koreylarsen3133]

Do not forget! He (like Cobalt) also has an unbreakable will.

[@daltooinewestwood6380]

Bald, plays video games, lives in an apartment, are we sure NL isn’t one punch man

[@ninjack11]

but got choked by Malf in all 250,000 simulations

[@ChilluminatiPod]

he's evolved

[@agediho6009]

Oh hi Mathas

[@kamelontti3926]

Mathas House Mathas House

[@Kainag314]

Its the eldritch master himself.

[@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa]

YoungMithis!

[@mrgodguy8047]

The egg’s starting to hatch!

[@kingster14444]

*Northernlion compliments his friends in many different ways while also making fun of rating systems*

[@TheReallydontcare]

Kings supporting kings, you love to see it

[@FLFL-Cookays]

Whilst also putting himself high by virtue of sharing good traits and not having the negatives.

[@BaerTaffy]

oh my god, he admit it!

[@VidyeoGamerer]

Feel like a rap god yet?

[@squeedles_1943]

We all knew it, you won brother

[@jayg9283]

Champ 🙏🏽

[@Alex-kc7tp]

admitted is a real word

[@TheWorldBelowDnD]

Tier lists are dead. PowerPoint presentations are the only medium worth studying anymore

[@GooveG]

MALF has a MASSIVE advantage being closer to the ground, bringing incredible stability aswell as letting him utilize his skills as a master grappler (choked out NL in 2009).

[@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa]

And he's got the element of surprise due to his extensive knowledge of sharting

[@matthewy2j]

Counter Argument: Malf's stability has been questionable before (circa Ravioli incident).

[@kingoftropes922]

@@matthewy2j Stairs do double damage to him

[@tychoazrephet3794]

Truly MALF is the Zangeif of the NLSS.

[@OfficialPikadex]

Being shorter often brings the disadvantage of shorter limbs, though, so he'd have to compensate for that.

[@tallpoppy9510]

what in the hell are we witnessing

[@adriankarlberg7333]

A new NL golden age

[@lokiriver9331]

Greatness

[@tarnin]

The year of the egg.

[@Wertsir]

He’s ascended.

[@sheriffsheriff2987]

tall poppy the golden age

[@xclutchyxmcgeex6383]

This man just talked over a basic PowerPoint for 20 minutes and he’s got me hooked

[@meursaulty6672]

And here I am with a 30-slide PowerPoint and can't make the minimum 5-minute presentation time.

[@Ascendingashes]

Same

[@incog0956]

This is the best TED talk

[@andreiferariu]

"it's been a couple of years since the raps came out" feels like yesterday, the nlss is making me feel old

[@heykak]

its 3 years since UCH

[@nicholasbeshel813]

When he said that, I definitely was questioning my memory.

[@steven1716]

@@heykak what... how

[@heykak]

@@steven1716 specifically NLSS UCH. but still.

[@Ajax94100]

My dudes ngl, you gotta enjoy real life sometimes

[@silentspeaker0156]

I feel like I’m watching a rejected TED Talk, and I don’t mind.

[@longer_shlonger]

A TED talk that was too good

[@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa]

An EGG Talk

[@jurrasstoil]

So a TEDx Talk

[@hourlysword3568]

I was really worried he wouldn't include their spiritual abilities but NL honestly accounted for everything here.

[@hmm_okok]

HourlySword is this a jojo in my egg video I see

[@crisishotl1ne]

Truly the platinum age of NL content

[@brian3634]

Diamond age EZ

[@ChrisLC43]

Breathe in that Platinum Air baby

[@LexClone5]

We have arrived to the NL Renaissance

[@TheNexusM]

This has real dwight schrute energy

[@Qril]

Especially since he never actually said who would win in a fight

[@TheHeroInDisguise]

@@Qril Thats the only thing Schrute wouldn't do, he'd say he himself would win because of his superior martial arts skills.

[@Da_Shark]

All nl content had that energy Dwight is essentially an unhinged egg whose unlost hair causes psychopathic behavior due to the extra pressure on his brain

[@blehhg2961]

It doesn’t matter who wins, we lose

[@supermonkey9075]

Your natural talent is once again demonstrated on live international TV right in front of our eyes. 21 minutes of talking, constant quips, bringing laughter into this cold dead world. You sir, are the light that brings hope to this manifestation of our conscience and you're leading us straight into an idealistic world. Thanks you kind sir.

[@Kindersonde]

How does he do it OFF THE DOME it just blows my mind

[@xXZHeatWaveZXx]

This is greatest and highest effort shitpost I have ever seen

[@spethjonesdrew]

This is going to be NLSS banter for months, calling it now. Edit: Malf, "Weak against lightning". I'm dead.

[@timansley4424]

What is this a reference to? Didn't see said viral video

[@spethjonesdrew]

@@timansley4424 haha yes, there is a popular NLSS twitch clip of MALF getting really scared when a bolt of lightning struck outside his window.

[@timansley4424]

@@spethjonesdrew ah sweet thanks for the reply I'll see if i can find it

[@cavequii]

@@timansley4424 m.twitch.tv/clip/DelightfulWrongLapwingPanicVis

[@osnecro]

MALF is a dragon confirmed

[@MrMagicalMagikarp]

NL has perfectly combined his satirical and dry nature and the absolute zaniness of Dan. It was a bold strategy Cotton, but boy did it pay off. Give this man his money.

[@MaskedGamer]

Put me in coach!

[@idfrigginkman]

Enelle? What are you doing here?

[@w0lfleader123]

He made a PowerPoint lmaooooo

[@cragl3yman343]

I literally didn't realize that NLs friend Dan was actually Dan from Big Brother.

[@DanGheesling]

Alex Cookendorfer bruh lol

[@SpoonTG]

Dan Gheesling this guy

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

You must be new here, son...

[@recursiveslacker7730]

That is an incredible bruh moment, maybe even a bruh hour

[@meursaulty6672]

@@recursiveslacker7730 bruh week, it's like shark week but with bruhs

[@Zwijger]

The fact this is done in a serious tone is what truly makes it.

[@UnknownTrev]

I subscribed 7/8 years ago for *THIS* content

[@hmm_okok]

Trevor Smith it’s the logical conclusion to the Isaac arc, the final tier list The cohost battle royale

[@Zelduh]

JSmithOTI: "Works a normal job" LOL

[@Oomykins]

We are only a month into 2020 and we have already reached peak NL. I feel so blessed to be alive in this guldan age.

[@thezachster18]

true golden age

[@Glowing0rb]

I have the stronmg feeling that this is not the peak yet, we are barely beyond the foothills.

[@goopvendor]

each person being rated on a different scale is fantastic

[@IIIWITHOUTaNAMEIII]

Here is my analysis of NL: - His ability to talk about anything and making it sound like the most interesting thing ever brings huge advantages, for he could lull his enemies into a false sense of security (or sleep) before delivering a fatal blow. - His physical strength is still rising and people have yet to discover its limits. - He has an elite fanbase, unheard of on the internets, that will come to his aid whenever he might need strength in masses. - This fanbase might also be his biggest disadvantage, in case he delivers slightly suboptimal moves during the fight. Let's call it "pot-play-potential". My overall ranking: absolute unit(y)

[@Blaurot]

perfection.

[@Evolvedpants]

- bald head can reflect light to blind enemies

[@Ali.Abdulla]

so good

[@kegyescsaba8927]

I’m going to tell my children this was Endgame

[@gabsbrown6903]

Northernlion makes excuse to make an entire video dedicated to how much he loves his friends

[@wickedertanner]

I can’t believe I got the results of the nlss battle royale before Iowa’s caucus results. Never mind

[@chronnolink48]

Oof

[@Dosbomber]

Recount, recount, recount... until we get the results we wanted! Have the white vans filled with "missing" ballots showed up yet?

[@dagmare940]

I feel like we as community have shown Egg that we like him as he is in vids like this and that this encourages Egg to make more videos like this and this thought makes me really happy

[@mkatapodis2]

That entire thing ending with your immediate disappointing of spelling "Thank" wrong is the cherry on the cake

[@kokorikopi]

That Mathas panel had me on the floor.

[@throwscats]

It made me cry from laughing so hard.

[@Doods_irl]

Northernlion: While not being excellent at everything he tries, he certainly excels, general competency in any battle Knows NLSS members weaknesses: like Batman, has a contingency plan for everyone else going rogue, has been sizing them up since they were born Gift of gab: great at deescalation (or confusion) through charismatic means Lack of spatial awareness: we all watched him play Kerbal space program, right? 9.4 IMDb stars out of 10

[@Doods_irl]

@Matthew Murphy 9.4 is higher than the highest rated movie

[@litapd311]

lack of spatial awareness: various rocks in a game released 8 years ago

[@GunnarWahl]

Rockleesmile: so strong, he wasn't even allowed in the running, he's power of depresso esspresso are too great and would crush the competition. objective rating, 5/7 a perfect score.

[@AstroBioMan]

He is weak to thermal damage though

[@REDANDSILVER741]

GunnarWahl What happened to Rocklessmile?

[@Wertsir]

Just toss some gold on the ground, then beat him while he’s distracted.

[@magyarchia4120]

REDANDSILVER741 Depression and anxiety

[@jebuzjaime]

@@REDANDSILVER741 His mother had some health problems and then life happened. With Team Unity being a pretty great success, he was able to take time off the show. Mental health and his own well-being is his priority right now.

[@gahtoe]

RockLeeSmile: Too strong to be listed. The watermelon of this list. 6/9.

[@rps932]

He's ranking friends, not ex-employees.

[@dolphy4746]

@@rps932 haha so edgy XD

[@toonsandro]

Why do you have the Kanji for cat as propic

[@shrimpstance]

So Mathas has eldritch knowledge, supreme destructive abilities, is always in an altered state of consciousness due to never sleeping AND can be swayed by trinkets and baubles. Pretty sure he's a Great Old One, dude.

[@MCeeEscher]

Rockleesmile was omitted from this list because NL is a coward and afraid of his true power

[@WinFedor]

Liam Wilbur also k8

[@Ascendingashes]

Also Hafu

[@kriss554]

@@Ascendingashes and Tomo and Ryuka

[@juliaslandfillofdreams]

It actually made me very, very sad that nick was left out. Im sure there is a reason, but that doesnt make me feel better

[@Ascendingashes]

@@juliaslandfillofdreams last I heard was that he was dealing with some personal stuff. I'm pretty sure Ryan's still good friends with him and he purposefully and respectfully left him out of the video to keep him out of the public's eye

[@trappychan]

"It's been a couple of years since the raps came out" Oh no

[@ultraviolet2497]

Big mood

[@BobCobb7331]

In all my years of academia, never did I think I would encounter a powerpoint presentation capable of eliciting such an enormous level of hype and emotion.

[@Doctorlame]

early prediction: rob would win in a fight. you can tell he's got the savagery in him

[@dylanbaker9016]

Dudes an ex cop. Swat armed and unarmed deadly combat training.

[@janko6637]

Dylan Baker Police man named rob

[@doghat1619]

He's also got some good body mass, the majority of the NLSS are pretty skinny, generally lanky guys. Rob would be fairly hard to take down, even if he didn't fight back.

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

Wait wait wait, hold the phone...Rob was a cop..?

[@BlueCrashFigurineHoldingWumpa]

@SharkNinjaBlueStar hell yeah brother, patrolling the streets of NY

[@lolzold4]

This is something I didn't expect I wanted to see. Good content nl!

[@paperwatt]

I was not expecting that to be so wholesome. Solid, well researched, objective. Overall a "Ya beb" out of 10.

[@karlgerg2626]

Never before have I wanted to give applause after watching an NL video, incredible.

[@perrosalchicho]

I have to watch this again periodically

[@louiesalmon3932]

Every video you make is your best video yet

[@PositronPlays]

This is genuinely hilarious, what a bizarre and great era on content

[@TurtlesC4nFly]

Thank you for delaying the stream for an hour, so I can watch this beauty!

[@Retro-Lover]

This is my favorite video you've ever done... and I've been watching for almost a decade.

[@DockOcto]

It's the PowerPoint presentation I never knew I wanted

[@philtommygino1]

Apollo's hidden power you're describing is just canine instinct NL. Also that little voicecrack you did on "sorry I'm a little nervous" killed me. These videos are platinum tier.

[@Artificial_Imbecile]

When Josh came on screen I felt as if someone was staring straight at my soul

[@Hybban]

I haven't chuckled so hard in a while. You made my day Ryan!

[@IkEisawesome7]

No mention of Sinvicta's inability to lose in The Binding of Isaac. Dedication, precision, commitment to the cause. He cannot be defeated; he cannot be stopped.

[@antiMatterDynamit]

21:35 that slight smile creeping up on his face getting ready to end it with the typo

[@Yoanka]

Great combination of complimenting and making fun of your friends. I love the professional approach and clear ranking system that come together to paint a clear picture of the outcome of such a tournament.

[@samking4704]

This man made me watch a 20 minute PowerPoint presentation

[@crimzonzealot1061]

“It’s not a fair fight ok?” I feel like NL has some repressed rage about this event

[@RobbyBobbyBoy]

Him saying the raps were a couple years ago made me realize that I"ve really been listening to this man talk for like 9 years

[@asdf1]

The content just keeps getting better and better

[@sam0var843]

I think I’ve drifted away, and I’m sad about it. There is no one else online that I’ve spent as much time with as you. The NLSS and Team Unity Tuesdays whether live or via KZbin, were the best part of my day for a long time. I will miss the banter and camaraderie. I only wish I could have been there when you had 1000 subs. I admire the way you’ve run your channels. If I chose to embark on such an endeavor, I would aim for your level of professionalism, class and intelligent commentary. Thanks for the many hours of fun, adventure, companionship and comedy.

[@lass7212]

Take a break dude. If you spent too much time watching the same thing you will get burnt out on it, even if you normally enjoy it.

[@Rob6094Palmer]

Malf's "weak against lightning bit" fucking got me hard. What an absolutely incredible video.

[@remediedyawn]

Thanks you for an excellent breakdown.

[@wurststulle666]

NL'S rating: YOLKED

[@cptKamina]

How this masterpiece is still below 100k views two years later should legitimately be considered a crime.

[@WolfSoulMC]

I never commented on your videos, first time. You have been my go-to youtuber/streamer for 6-7 years. I've watched your content so much, that I could easaly get another law major degree durning the time I watched you. I'm from Europe, your streams fcked my sleep schedule, graduated last year anyways. This video only proves that you are best. Thanks for being you and thanks for being here. Just thanks.

[@thebattlemageXD]

It’s very telling of rockleesmiles relationship with the nlss crews status in this very video. It’s highly unfortunate. I’m gonna miss nick.

[@trace5228]

Before even watching I know this is the factual best video ever recorded on green mother Earth.

[@kevino2237]

Best TED talk I've seen in almost 36 years

[@Ze7p]

The humor in this video is god tier. The different ratings are my fav part

[@bobsmith9021]

Egg has snapped

[@trash2958]

Cracked*

[@AlphaMurphy94]

This was a killer video NL, had me laughing through the whole thing. Overall Rating: certified banger

[@elpea9916]

This is still the best video on KZbin.

[@argenteus8314]

This goes beyond a golden age. This is content beyond what I ever could have known I needed. Praise the egg.

[@SuperLibu]

Holy shit your content game is incredibly on point the last few weeks

[@kasimali123]

Thanks you for watching!!! 😇

[@Crazyfrog2918]

This some of the content I have been looking for, the amount of effort put into this video is incredible. You put more work into this then I have to my dissertation....

[@yoslo6832]

Absolutely GOLDEN! Keep it up!! I need a weekly presentation from you.

[@ArturPendragonS]

Egg, you have truly an unique channel. Never ceases to impress me

[@rudolphbloom]

I'm actually so sad that Nek is not there. Times change, I guess.

[@2rac]

😢

[@juliaslandfillofdreams]

Thats all i can think about. Sadbois

[@RedZoneRogue]

I lied when I commented in the grocery store tier list video - *THIS* is now the greatest video OF ALL TIME.

[@rottish5143]

This is just egg praising all of his friends and i love it

[@mileyminer7241]

This video is hilarious, NL has been knocking it out of the park lately

[@merrold4233]

I honestly have been waiting for this video for years now and I just want to thanks you for putting the time into making it for all of us. You get the ranking of: Bulls-eye, total lock.

[@italianlawyer2978]

I currently cannot handle losing a single video put out by NL. Everything this man produces is gold. It feel like he’s become a Fabergé Egg.

[@grain_death]

Holy shit this is the content I never knew I wanted but I so direly needed

[@darkvedge2]

the fight is about to start...*tense music* all competitor are ready but all of a sudden all light goes out.."you forgot about me didnt you?'" *all light shine brighter than before*. *goldman theme start*. GOLD!!!

[@DoomGal444]

You're a legend for keeping a straight face

[@KardOfHeart]

Amazing. There's no other words to describe this beautiful analysis.

[@rich_in_paradise]

Malf being 'weak to lightning' killed me.

[@leeirving1930]

I genuinely think this is one of nl’s greatest videos

[@daswhitewulf8357]

Now this is the content i have subscribed for

[@TheFishTCG]

This is unbelievable POG levels probably one of your funniest moments since the clouds delight stream

[@ourlorddoge9077]

The best ted talk I've heard all year. So blessed

[@rvd696]

This is like the most elaborate and magnificent shitpost and I absolutely love it.

[@batman_meowface7752]

Idk what im watching but never laughed so hard thanks NL

[@ChickenFriedVice]

This is the most wholesome thing I’ve seen on this channel in 8 years.

[@wowdude4377]

This is quite literally the best video you've ever produced. Imho.

[@MJamesRave]

This is also a great introduction to all your friends

[@afish9709]

This is so nice to see. I love it!