With runner and blue seals you can do anything (Balatro)

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[@HolyDeviant1]

"I thought it was four fingers!" >I bet he's gonna- YEP

[@jeremyklotz5803]

In the Green Joker arc he matured. With this gained wisdom, he has entered the runner arc

[@thursday13]

43:39 when I realize that now we’re in for 20 videos of Jokerless

[@otto7588]

Turns out hes just different

[@raycelettich874]

were balatro guys, of course we love watching a straight build every episode for the last twenty

[@DuskerFluto]

It’s not green joker 🙏

[@yaboi_jesus9577]

I think NL secretly has slight autism and this is his current autistic hyper fixation

[@cringekid3993]

We have reached Jerusalem brothers the promised land is upon us

[@genieinthepot2455]

It's taken long enough for him to realize straights are goated

[@MC-lm7de]

39:44 when your deaf grandfather asks what they measure lightbulbs in

[@urDAsellsAVON99]

+2

[@riccardo3031]

9:13 he prefers to throw a pair of kings instead of a full house, even tho he just realized that card sharp is absolutely useless. But, of course, we're balatro guys, not type-A chatters, so WE FUCKING LOVE GREEN JOKER AND URANUSES

[@Viazzy]

Obama reminiscing on both his time spent getting in shape and the day he ordered the raid on Osama Bin Laden's hideout:

[@randomperson20]

+2

[@chocopie1165]

+2

[@DotRD12]

+2

[@yukiop999]

+2

[@genesishufford948]

+2

[@espresseaux]

*guy who was hitting on nothing voice* " We were really cooking with something there, too."

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

We're Plasma Guys, of course we go for Mult instead of Chips.

[@randomperson20]

43:12 CS:GO players during a case unboxing (or Prospectors sifting their pan during the Rush of 82')

[@NVHarry]

We're balatro guys, of course we don't understand plasma deck after playing it 1,000 times

[@myspicyclips6402]

he beat gold stake so i think he understands it harold

[@mrbluebob1066]

@@myspicyclips6402unironically I think he still doesn’t understand despite the fact he’s beaten gold stake

[@wither1044]

@@myspicyclips6402 what can i say, sometimes you can beat the game with half of your jokers doing nothing if the rest are top-tier

[@alexzephyris1455]

@@myspicyclips6402 Type of guy who thinks all people are competent based on results.

[@the-slunch]

@@myspicyclips6402 he literally doesnt understand it lol

[@gaforb]

8:18 A medieval blacksmith trying to justify his worth to a feudal lord

[@jacobdumas7643]

24:15 me after picking Louisiana in geoguesser

[@Coopuhr]

+2

[@johnwiswell4022]

Man. End of an era. I'll miss the Balatro content!

[@ScholarZero]

We're Balatro guys of course we discard straights while looking for straights.

[@leethax100]

This will go down in history as the new Independence Day

[@mylesonamission1288]

33:36 when I’m broke but fiending for some lays so I run to the pawnshop

[@ristobergman8611]

I've gotta agree on how he plays the plasma deck. And all decks. He plays them wrong. But he's having more fun than all the type A chatters combined.

[@myspicyclips6402]

how is it playing them wrong if he has gold stake completed on all of them…

[@flanbie4780]

If we have a monkey write for an infinit amount of time, it will eventually write shakspear, harry potter and whatnot. Even tho he's not the best balatro player, he is very untertaining and i love watching him ❤

[@the-slunch]

@@myspicyclips6402 you can beat gold stake on a deck and still play it wrong

[@josephoram5118]

Playing 4 base pairs in a row after drawing so many full houses when it still triggers the pair joker was hilarious

[@Coopuhr]

33:40 me when my roommate walks out from the kitchen and asks if I want any pringles:

[@group2gaming]

We're balatro guys, of course we watch through the backlog now that NL beat jokerless 😢

[@vedomedo]

One thing I like about your vids is that you show losses and fuck ups as well. Not every game is constantly perfect

[@maxfoley7432]

22:14 me when I'm talking to an attractive man but I'm straight

[@blackmage1276]

LMAOO +2

[@Schnellfisch]

13:57 Insurance companies be like:

[@Lich_V.]

Okay, okay, of course we are, HELP, HELP MEEEEE!

[@saviantaylor7815]

17:44 me when I finish the local 5k

[@wither1044]

I was initially very existed for him to return to plasma deck, but now I'm just glad it finally over

[@JustCallMeTunde]

Im a bally boy, of course were mighty close

[@RobotnikPlngas]

Everytime NL missplays, everyone should spam in the chat HEEEEEELP, HELP MEEEEEEEE

[@jcbro86]

I’ve spent all day relaxing watching NL tango with the plasma deck. I wonder how long he can milk the gold stake.

[@maxwilliams9774]

We are guy guys, of course we we.

[@sagecolvard9644]

We're French guys, of course oui oui.

[@jamesmaceaveli6679]

+2

[@jamesmaceaveli6679]

​@@sagecolvard9644 +2

[@afd33]

I die a little bit everytime he presses cashout before using his saturn card.

[@ianrobinson222]

Why?

[@lostfan10000]

​@ianrobinson222 I'm going to guess it's because it prevents Saturn from appearing in the shop. Normally if you're holding a joker or a planet card duplicates can't appear in the shop.

[@jonathanwilson8809]

Type A incoming: he should have sold the shortcut at 25:05

[@myspicyclips6402]

he doesn’t have castle

[@jonathanwilson8809]

​@@myspicyclips6402 I meant shortcut, you'll have to forgive me, I'm not at my best

[@tvkawa977]

I watch Librarian for the rants and banters, I watch Northernlion for the gameplay

[@Notester82]

Congratulations on completing every deck on gold stake! 🎉

[@the-golden-duck]

The title always speaks facts

[@dildino6199]

Northernlion should play The Big Catch!

[@jochemloeve7604]

the youtube audience is gonna revolt if sisyphus DOES NOT return i need my sisyphus

[@lektornese]

Nl's Korean is pretty cute ㅎㅎ

[@thomasrainsbury5841]

Absolutely insane that plasma was the very last deck he won gold stake on

[@kryanbart]

he’s done it

[@jarjarjacobs]

me 2 months ago: haha this streamer is pretty funny idk why these type A chatters are so pressed me now: ah

[@FNL47]

the egg did it again! 100 emoji

[@Tw0shedz08]

“Chip max and you win easy, it’s literally what we did last time” It literally is not

[@astarothgr]

I am now convinced, more than ever, that the plasma deck is egg's Joe Biden debate moment. Granpa, it's ok, you remembered all the facts, give it a rest.

[@jonathanhamilton5520]

Buying eternal 10/4 is crazy

[@paulunga]

17:50 Something more streamers should say all the time:

[@BigHelpEnergy]

Error of statelyness go with the monk cut northernmonklion

[@Hectorlph]

That rental cavendish on plasma will haunt my nightmares

[@myspicyclips6402]

it was adding over 90 chips and 90 mult each hand, he couldn’t have won without it

[@michconnor6271]

@@myspicyclips6402 Completely wrong I checked the math, from the moment he grabbed it he still would have won every single blind without it. 30:21 With Cavendish: 63,504 Without: 50,850 Still wins 30:52 With Cavendish: 126,736 Without: 97,656 32:11 With Cavendish: 132,496 Without: 101,761 Still wins etc etc His two hands on the ante 8 boss were 656,100 and 580,644 Without Cavendish its 521,284 and 474,721 Still wins

[@blackapple197]

Without Cavendish he would've lose of maybe barely won if he got Violet Vessel. Respect mult multer on Plasma deck especially when you have high base mult from your hand.

[@ripass2514]

9:53 holy +2

[@cptnd3851]

PLEASE more Sisyphus

[@TheBroodingRogue]

Has he read plasma deck’s effect ever?

[@accountnamewithheld]

wow, the egg is really going for the plasma deck wins :)

[@amitaisaiger8784]

were balatro guys, of course we think cavendish does literally anything when our entire build is based around chips

[@Cyax0k]

On Crimson Heart it was giving him around 130,000 chips which is about 20% of his chips. That's not stake winning by itself, but it was enough to help keep him going all the way up to that point.

[@TBH_Inc]

For what it’s worth, that time it was actually useless. Mult isn’t completely useless. It’s just that mult and chip jokers are now equal, and chip jokers tend to give more than mult jokers. However, cavendish was giving him 160 by the end (because of how high his base mult is) which is better than all but runner.

[@duskfern9041]

I wonder if NL has realised that pair isnt that good of a hand yet.

[@TimTim3000]

Is he going to go for all the stickers now?

[@nanoco1000]

man gets trading card early and cuts all low numbers from his deck and says that straights aren't very easy to hit

[@investigativebatman]

My favorite part of NL videos are all the people critiquing his play while he wins anyway.

[@Aledharris]

The way you say bagel upsets me. Then you said it ten times.

[@lumaseed6490]

Does this mean the balatro arc is over? :( its like the end of rumbleverse

[@apexpredator1699]

No. It means watching him struggle on hard stakes is over.

[@Wilsonn0]

fresh bowl, fresh NL video :]

[@kryanbart]

i deeply hope you’re not a type a chatter, for your highs sake

[@Wilsonn0]

@@kryanbart ahaha, just a lurker and vod watcher :P

[@littlej211]

You guys think balatro is gone for good? :(

[@haydoge]

Hope so

[@MsAdsga]

Honestly I don't get it. This man has completed almost every stake, but its like he has no clue how the game works at all. He's just pressing buttons while ranting

[@r_se]

every stake every challenge, no almosts

[@jays.6843]

You don't watch NL for the gameplay, you watch for the rants and bants.

[@sagecolvard9644]

@@r_se Though he has done every stake, he has only done almost every challenge. He has not beaten Jokerless yet (unless he did it on stream after this and just hasn't uploaded it yet, I am a KZbin andy).

[@r_se]

@@sagecolvard9644 spoilers he beat it on stream

[@somegeezer]

That's how it is with NL. Welcome to the channel. He will take every game, and find the most difficult way to beat it, enjoying himself along the way. He's like the opposite of Spiffing Brit.

[@lostfan10000]

I thought Lost was pretty good.

[@andressalvat]

Sisyphus spoiled :(

[@blackapple197]

Type A chatter here saying Cavendish is useless but without it he may've lose if he got Violet Vessel.

[@danielgamboa6130]

I’m localthunk, of course I love code NLs copy of the game to screw him over

[@trehairston1840]

9:17 I gotta stop watching these Balatro vids it’s too much watching a man struggle at making the same wrong decisions. Bonus chipped up queen yet goes for one pair. By watching this I’m participating in insanity

[@damion576]

This guy just keeps buying 20 mult jokers and doesn't understand that they're worse in plasma than any joker that gives 50 chips. No wonder it's the last deck he needs for gold state

[@myspicyclips6402]

not when you have a x3 mult multer poindexter

[@SpookerK]

Incredible that he beat every stake without getting it. I wouldn't want it any other way

[@cringekid3993]

Just take that out too beavis​@@myspicyclips6402

[@MrZombastic]

mult scales way higher than any chips. Good mult setup in plasma deck is undoubtedly better than any amount of coin jokers. Just to beat it to u can go full coin tbf.

[@WolfA4]

Brother, the horse shoe never looks good. Not on anyone ever, if you ever see someone with a horse shoe you think works, they would still look better with any other hair cut and it's the person making the horse shoe look better than it is.

[@52hpnp39]

How does he not get that you buy a voucher in the last possible round unless you're over the interest cap? Especially if it does fuck all this round.

[@contra1212]

He will forget to buy the voucher on time. That's why he needs to buy it as soon as it's on the screen

[@myspicyclips6402]

how do you not get that the game is just a vehicle for entertainment and playing optimally has never been the goal