One wrong decision can ruin your whole run (Vampire Survivors)

[@Blandco]

As a streamer NL was already an expert at entertaining babies. Now he gets to use that experience in his personal life.

[@bilbo1778]

This comment needs more likes 🤣

[@suNn.K.O]

so true

[@japplebarry5627]

Tru Tru so Tru

[@baggedcoleslaw]

Savage

[@hoebare]

I feel seen

[@beachloop1537]

"I got no glass left, all i got is stones and i'm ready to whip 'em out" is one of the funniest starts to a video on NL's channel

[@mrrp405]

That intro monologue was a fantastic start

[@ryannixon4138]

I agree, Egg has a way with words.

[@BigFlounk]

You brought up Our Lady Peace earlier. Do you like Hum? They put out a new album recently that is very good.

[@CycleMantis]

The man's got stones ngl

[@johnnymetonymic]

On the library don't get the tome or the mask from upgrades. They're at the top of the room on the left and right respectively. It let's you have 8 support items. Fill up all your support slots before you pick them up.

[@styrofoamcow6996]

Like getting dracula stuck on the bookshelf and having an extra minute of time alive lmao, my record is 30 min and 51 seconds

[@CycleMantis]

@@styrofoamcow6996 Spoilers but.... Have you gotten second dracula yet?

[@CycleMantis]

Agreed, but my greed.

[@Paradockzz]

@@CycleMantis i got killed by 3rd dracula today

[@SerekAkaSeras]

With skillful usage of clock lance you can get to fifth one.

[@babassoonist557]

This axiom will always be true: I see A good father, I Pog

[@Reflexzzzz]

Based, Based!

[@corndasby50]

"Bears don't eat foxes, but, you gotta admit they are larger."

[@1wayroad935]

I see the baby meta is going strong. I couldn't stop smiling the whole time Luna was there.

[@marshalllenhart7923]

11:08 Fish 100% feel pain. They can also remember faces and have the ability to form friendships.

[@shinuizabusa2180]

They also pass the mirror test to identify themselves.

[@BradleyCTurner]

i feel kinda bad after beating up all those fish now.

[@TheMrTangamandapio]

@@shinuizabusa2180 A very specific fish, not all of them

[@gnosticinstitue]

@@TheMrTangamandapio He's a very lonely fish. At times, he envies his simple, carefree bretheren.

[@gravemanbob]

There is a garlic upgrade now! get the heart (pummerola) and it evolves to this black death zone its dope af

[@Zen17h]

While the bird weapons are already great on their own, I think the biggest benefit you get is that they merge, giving you an additional weapon slot

[@Chris-ks4sw]

What do you need to evolve the birds?

[@andycyca]

@@Chris-ks4sw just take them both to Max level and get the upgrade in a chest

[@sol_in.victus]

@@andycyca you can upgrade them as long as they're both >lvl2 it just has to be 10+ minutes for the upgrades to appear on chests

[@Raikirin]

@@sol_in.victus not true for the birds specifically. Every other weapon, sure.

[@MrThemetricsystem]

Ryab is right, yet again. Bears are larger than most every fox in many ways.

[@Sasiskin7823]

Many people are saying this

[@patrickcleary5923]

Source dude just trust me??

[@alexjones4219]

In many ways uwu

[@dahkdm8787]

@@jpryan90 John Ryab

[@alejandroreyes9574]

I think it's a bit generous to say there will be one mistake...

[@shinuizabusa2180]

As an Ichtyologist i can assure you, fish can feel pain.

[@dman8988]

fish do NOT feel pain at all how we humans or mammals perceive it if they do, all we know is that they react in certain way to being put in bad conditions, wanting to get away from it. We don't know anything 100% at all.

[@Kineticboy2K1]

@@dman8988 We've traced the nerve responses of fish to see exactly how they feel pain, if at all (since, like you said, they react as if they are in pain, similar to how a mammal would). They found that the response was WAAAAAAY less powerful than the signal OUR nerves send to our brain, so it could be that fish feel "itchyness" or "pressure" and only require that much to know to get away. We have a much more complicated brain though, so even if the signal was AS powerful, there's no way to know if they'd even be able to process it as pain like we do.

[@alexjones4219]

Yes of course they do having no sense of pain or negative stimulus would be a evolutionary deadend not even sure why it's a question

[@Flokey09]

Had a run with garlic, evolved bible, santa water, and candelabra. My aoe was so huge nothing could get close. The Santa water actually made a ring around me when I stood still then if anything got past that they get pushed back by the Bible’s and garlic would finish anyone else. Along with other buffs like spinach, duplicator, etc it was so good

[@echiko4932]

What about birbs?

[@Patrick-nx8lh]

My issue with santa water is that it goes so far out that it often goes out of bounds when you're in the library, making it kinda useless

[@swordzanderson5352]

So basically, you were the pope without his holy wand.

[@kimhunter6733]

There is a guaranteed cooldown book on the left and stonemask on the right. If you get them last you can have 8 items

[@yo-zl4qy]

WHEN I SAW THIS THE POG STARTED FALLING FROM THE SKY, I HELD MY HANDS TO CATCH AS MUCH OF THE POG RAIN AS POSSIBLE, AND THANK THE LORD ABOVE FOR THIS KIND GESTURE

[@yo-zl4qy]

but for real this time, loving the vampire survivors series NL!

[@incription]

my gourd is full, now lets drink

[@bobobro2358]

I love the wholesome moments when the baby comes in

[@11u510n15t]

It's about where the seat belt land son the shoulder. You can get adjusters that basically lower the contact point, but babyseats are there because seatbelts are not designed for small ppl.

[@darkforbiddenlord5948]

My compliments to the baby

[@SamFishback]

The best way to start a video: a smiling baby. She has so much hair now!!

[@ArenDsiire]

As soon as he learns how to buff garlic with candelabrador we're going to the moon. Diamond hands.

[@darty4654]

incredible baby segment today

[@huckthatdish]

If he went left and grabbed tome off the ground for extra bible up time, he might’ve made it

[@xsouldriverx]

When Da Baby threw a kiss, my cold frozen heart thawed and all the pog pumped throughout my body once more.

[@macnolds4145]

Some intel for NL: you should get Candelabra and max it out (for max range), and also complement it with Axe (which requires Candelabra for evolution). Max range is very important. You push all the enemies away and all your projectiles get incredibly large and mow enemies down.

[@Slater6977]

2 weeks ago i bought a new computer, the only things ive been playing are super auto pets and vampire survivors. Thanks NL

[@Violaetor]

There are different stages for the kids seats, rear facing until a certain age, forward facing until a certain age/weight, booster until a certain weight/height, front seat at a certain weight/height.

[@BenEvolved]

Electric schmoogaloo

[@Zanaki113]

This man is gonna be so pogged when he finds out about the garlic.

[@WishIWasClever]

I've got no glass left, all I got is pogs

[@MatthewLenz]

That's such a good age. Your kid is completely enamored with your presence everytime you walk in the room. It's one of the best feelings ever.

[@zachblackwell9032]

If I rode facing backwards for even 20 minutes I would be so sick

[@flatbat13]

I have had terrible motion sickness my entire life, I couldn't ride more than 2 hours in a car without throwing up, after almost 2 years of playing VR I am now largely unaffected by many of the things that used to give me motion sickness, including VR

[@SamuraiPipotchi]

On the car seat topic - In the UK, it's either until they're 12 OR 135 cm tall. As long as they meet those requirements it's legal to not use one. There was some discussion that adults that didn't meet height requirements would have to use booster seats as well, but that may have been misconception/rumour.

[@dremndishot2695]

Egg is a good Dad

[@azmatiq3078]

Baby cameos have become my favorite part of NL vids, truly goated content

[@leejames929]

The idea of the car seat on the first date is a hilarious image

[@Acc_Expired]

Front facing camera + vr headset = solution to backwards-facing car sickness

[@ahsbxncdhxjxjc7469]

I think we can all agree when baby makes it on the stream, it makes the stream 10x better. Wishing you good health for you and your family you bald man

[@TheFartoholic]

21:10 Ironic that NL would dare to lecture someone on music history, while mistakenly saying that Doolittle came out in 1988, NOT 1989.

[@prawtism]

The egg has cracked

[@slackateer]

All I got is stones man, and I'm ready to whip them out. 32 seconds in and I'm pogging!

[@meebond]

I had a 32 minute run in the library. Death got stuck behind one of the tables. With this game still being in early access, I highly doubt we've seen the end of the game - Death is just their way of forcing you to stop breaking their unfinished game. xD

[@Maximus_Justenian]

Came for the gameplay, stayed for the commentary.

[@korpse6rinder]

The garlic and birds have evolve now. Birds have upgrades past the evolve too.

[@xXfzmusicXx]

Man it must be so rewarding seeing your child starting to talk like that. Made me tear up a little :p

[@thelol1759]

God I love this content.

[@mrbenman97]

Loving the content NL. I'm sure a ton of people already said this, but garlic now evolves with the health regen item, and both pigeons evolve into one super pigeon.

[@DexTag]

I enjoy this game a lot, I hope it has multiplayer one day!

[@CaymenLeP]

As much as I pog for vampire survivor, Baby was the mvp of this session. It’s nuts to notice her growth since the first reveal. Babies grow quick! She’s so smart, I feel she’s made a ton of good progress.

[@Steveminesdiamonds]

17:47 i get carsick very often, and hearing this suggestion literally gave me an instant headache

[@derspielmann4158]

The moment NL said he took his glasses off, my internet decided 480p is the max it can do, so it looked all blurry. I had to comment immediately

[@Wertsir]

You thought he wore glasses to help him see, he actually wears them to help _you_ see.

[@derspielmann4158]

@@Wertsir That's just the kind of guy NL is. I bet he puts chat on his first monitor and the game on the 2nd monitor

[@merdoc5357]

Someone’s probably already mentioned it nl but you can hit esc to skip the chest cut scene.

[@Discostick55]

NL's schmovement really is something else, I've bought this game based on this video series and gotten quite the few wins under my belt now, but only because I pick my items so that I'm evolving them as much as possible. I'm so impressed with how far he gets schmoving like that even despite making dogshit item choices and combinations.

[@echiko4932]

My take on mortality is that everyone is immortal until proven otherwise. I haven't died yet :3

[@Zanaki113]

Can confirm, have not died yet.

[@Leffycios]

Dude i need to hear more of Ryabs interactions with Luna while Luna is in the room. Hell, give me a video of them doing the "Eyes. Off" interaction and i'll 100% sit there smiling like a dummy the whole time

[@jcbro86]

I do love that bilbo quote. I use it often enough irl I guess, but no one I know has caught onto it.

[@42nomnomnom]

18:15 pummerola evolves garlic.

[@hctaz]

Nosferatu is definitely not Dracula. The concept of THE Dracula character was like a metaphor for a sexy man who corrupts pure women and kills the gentlemen. The vampire curse was like an STD. A blood disease you couldn’t get rid of. And he was very seductive. So basically Bram Stoker was pissed about some sexy foreign guy stealing all the ladies and having one night stands with them so he killed him off in his book KYLE FROM 9TH GRADE! How am I supposed to find a pure virgin Christian woman when freaking Count Bradular the 3rd keeps coming up here with his Romanian accent and stealing all my girls?!

[@volvok7749]

Just wait till you see Sheridan Le Fanu's Carmilla, same with a lesbian twist! (and two decades earlier)

[@BigPapaMitchell]

watching him kite creatures he literally 1 shots with garlic is something else

[@evanfischer147]

There was no evolution for garlic when you recorded this but there is now! It evolves with the p item I can't spell that gives health regen

[@ethanlocke3604]

That intro was fantastic

[@forestshepherd253]

27:25 Nosferatu is a copyright dodge. He's Dracula.

[@virtualnuke-bl5ym]

There is an upgrade for garlic, it's with the Regen passive. I got it yesterday and it's SO op. Especially if you have the candelabra which increases the range to be literally half the screen

[@kneecappinninja8131]

There is an evolved Garlic, it’s in the Achievements... you can also combine both bird weapons and it opens up a weapon slot!

[@deadlymoogle2]

This video is from before the garlic patch

[@cooraa]

Gotta love NL. One minute he talks about the cute stupid games he plays with da baby and next he's talking about human mortality and the inevitable death we'll all eventually suffer which could happen at any moment.

[@willmccann4115]

NL wasn’t lying, his baby is so freaking cute

[@Slater6977]

i came for the anecdotes and stayed for the anecdotes

[@CrosshairLunchbox]

It DOES work that way, if you leave the chest on the ground then level up fire wand to 8 you'll get the evolution 100% (unless you have competing evolutions. Chat is lying!)

[@babassoonist557]

Can’t believe the egg refuses to watch Citizen Kane

[@waxtrax_]

"You ever see Nosferatu? He looks like a streamer" +2

[@thealphas1]

NL has to be the only person his age to say the word “yassification”

[@scoobyshag85]

This is my favorite series

[@clayto5494]

I'm a simple man, I see NL being a good dad, I like

[@BiggySn1p3r]

I've been having fun with Porta recently. Not sure if there's been a buff to the Lightning Ring, but it wipes out sooo many enemies now when upgrading damage, area size, and projectiles.

[@TheThig1002]

This must be before the garlic evolution update… I was pulling my hair out for a bit, wondering why he wasn’t picking up the heart 😂

[@divszyyy]

Thank you, KZbin Recommendations ♥️♥️

[@dedmanwalken8565]

Bruh, i called my mans had a November vibe immediately.

[@okcaibre]

I just wanna say that I think that post Luna NL is the poggiest era of NL

[@pandabeatbox3552]

< Exorcist Build > Character : -Poe Rancho Weapons : -Garlic > Souleater -Bible > Vespers -Cross > Heaven Sword -Holy Water (Santa Water) -Peachone & Ebony (Yin & Yang Holy Birds) > Vandalier - Laurel OR - Lightning Ring (God's Smite) Stat base items : -Pummarola > garlic evolve -Spellbinder > Bible evolve, Longer Santa water -Clover > Cross evolve -Spinach > more damage overall -Chandelier > Bigger Aoe -Duplicator > More Cross, More Holy Water, More Vandalier Rainbow Rockets, More lightning Edit : Prioritize getting Peachone and Ebony first

[@PostalDude667]

You can't do Buster Keaton dirty like that

[@gabeyeah297]

i mean just like penguins a dude can be like honey imma go get some food then gets in a car crash or got mugged maybe slipped and died who knows i mean sure humans aren’t being actively hunted but isn’t it just a numbers game for every living thing also i can’t get enough of u playing this game👍👍👍

[@ryancrouch813]

Evolved Axe + Evolved Bible + Evolved Fire Wand is my favorite combo on Poe. In my personal opinion, don't evolve the garlic unless you absolutely need to; it does less damage and knockback. The Peachone + Ebony Wings (Vandalier evolution) combo makes this whole shebang unstoppable, quite literally, even on Hyper mode. If you don't evolve the garlic, you have 3 additional passive slots you can do whatever you want with, if you want heaven sword go for it. Personally i found santa water to be pretty pog with the combo.

[@C05597641]

dying in the library is impressive. Ill give you that.

[@shawnturberville8665]

That ending was all schmoovment baby

[@Galardomond]

2:40 I'm crying :D

[@DimmuDeer]

Can't wait for him to discover evolved garlic, it's kinda pog.

[@crunchlaw8575]

Wait till he finds out there’s an evolved garlic and peachOne now

[@juanmendez3290]

if only he had updated for 18:19, super garlic is now a thing

[@Phoenix0F8]

Regarding fish not feeling pain: this raises all sorts of weird questions about whether it would suddenly become "ethical" to instantly kill a human in their sleep, because they wouldn't feel anything on their way out. Just a super weird outlook on life in general. "It's OK to kill things that don't feel pain." Like WTF?

[@volvok7749]

Also, fishes have a central nervous system, they totally feel pain!

[@sainttrish7544]

@@volvok7749 Yeah, Idk who began saying that fishes dont feel pain lmao. I guess because they cant scream or make faces, they cant feel pain?

[@letslieless2212]

I've been watching every NL video that's come out in the past month. I never was into binding of isaac so I never knew much about the channel. SAP put me onto you and I gotta say you got some quality content Ryan. Much love and good luck with the channel. @Northernlion

[@Syephous]

As a vegetarian, usually the question first asked is “do you eat chicken or fish?” so chickens are no longer an animal too, I suppose

[@MysticLegend31]

@12:08 thats a natural streamer right there! your baby is cute af NL.

[@betajakob]

you can pick up the mask to the right and the book to the left after you get all your other upgrads

[@IYPITWL]

Spinach, garlic, knife and a cookbook? Oh yeah that's the salad build. Edit: evolved garlic could be a trail.

[@vanixiii5657]

Any vid with baby immediately has me pogged out of my gourd

[@abidarthegreat]

Always upvote for baby on cam. Can't wait for 5yo Luna to run in and ask for fruit snacks.

[@NateOfUSA]

such a wholesome intro

[@Lercus]

@Northernlion - there is evolved Garlic. Just get regen passive.

[@nbb1992]

garlic and pummerolla evolve together and i always go for bloody tear which is whip plus hollow heart because it heals you as you do damage with it

[@tomlaptain646]

Not sure when it was released, but there is an upgraded garlic with the item that gives you health regen

[@Violaetor]

The vast majority of penguin species are warm climate.