Let's go to the mall (Super Mario Party Jamboree)

[@The924cory]

The smile just fades from his face when he gets no reaction on the pickle rich line at 52:27

[@summerwright1854]

:(

[@boccci]

doesnt even get a -2. Just a 0.

[@sergnb0]

man...

[@mindooglek3965]

@@boccci The worst she could say is 'no' Her: *blank stare*

[@tomdalzell3674]

you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks

[@AngelJimenez-cs4yq]

When Dan goes interview mode during a game it reminds me of the old country buffet training video where the employee keeps desperately trying to make small talk

[@Subsistence69]

Have you tried the lasagna?

[@MCPanda6969]

gheesling being unable to comprehend what watching a movie entails has sent me

[@coolboyyo654]

I'm not entirely sure Dan isn't an alien trying to emulate a human

[@canox6017]

I love how kory is catching strays although he's not even in the game

[@derekkeng]

Can't believe NL just quoted Canada's biggest popstar Robin Sparkles

[@mitchellhoward3209]

I literally just watched that episode

[@Erossssssss]

Can’t wait for Robin Thicke to make a special guest appearance

[@draedpan]

gimme stamp please or general area

[@Erossssssss]

@@draedpan the title bro

[@draedpan]

@@Erossssssss tyty

[@Shadowbandits]

Dan's plays are absolutely baffling. Mirrors and moves 1 space. Goes up the elevator, when he's like 3 spots away from the star. Wow

[@420bongking]

hes manipulating game flags to produce stack overflows in his favor

[@mertaliyigit3288]

Malf be like: thanks ryan because you stole 3 coins from me we lost the 2024 election

[@FalconFern]

NL eating on the toilet, and not washing his hands enough and only being able to guess where he gets all his food-borne illnesses is peak comedy.

[@TheRealFishyB]

And in the end his reasoning was akin to the Huel tech bro life minmaxxing. HELP ME

[@closotezuka]

i used to eat in the bathroom too, but then someone mentioned how like bathrooms are literally full of tiny invisible poop particles and that was enough to gross me out

[@jonathanfrakes9505]

​@@closotezukaisn't literally every location on earth filled with shit particles?

[@FalconFern]

@@jonathanfrakes9505 It's a much higher concentration in bathrooms, especially because he says he doesn't close the toilet lid when he flushes.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

@@jonathanfrakes9505 Toilets literally fill with shit, and then when you flush, fires all the shit particles into the air with a plume, and covers bottom of the toilet seat with shit-water, which dries and has dry shit particles growing on it spreading bacteria until you eventually clean it. At least put the cover down when you flush to encase the plume, and clean the toilet often.

[@wyldenites]

Bro is pressed over 15 minutes of sleep for 5 minutes of Camply-oat-bacter. I CANT

[@Kaoss134]

Dan speaks a different language similar but different from English and I don't understand it. He says words I recognize and yet I cannot find the meaning in his words.

[@Keilaido]

That's Danglish baby

[@vorpalkiss]

its his cadence, he's like a walking speech jammer

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

He's such a Goomba, man

[@AWildGrickit]

"You wouldn't get it Malf." and by "it" he means simultaneous salmonella campylobacter.

[@astrid9920]

Malf and NL tilt each other off the face of the planet in ways only possible if you've been friends with someone for 20+ years.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

I feel like at the end, they should show a list of all the available bonus star categories, and we get two rando wheels rolling for them before it shows what they choose. More suspense and less "that was close but I moved the least spots, so I win for some reason!"

[@saraloveslfc]

they really didn’t lie when they said you don’t know these streamers… never in a million years would i have imagined that nl is someone who eats on the toilet. this information has shook me to my core.

[@Nikowo1610]

Double taxi game in thumbnail, dan in video, this one is gonna be an all time classic

[@buttonfiend]

Malf really killing the vibes by sounding like my drunk grandpa when he turns Monopoly into a family conspiracy against his manhood

[@genghisg]

MALF is always like this in everything. According him, everyone and everything is against him, but in reality he's just so desperate to beat NL he gets tunnel vision and can't help but make excuses for why he loses, even when he wins.

[@DarveyJones]

me when I read the grapes of wrath by John Steinbeck 28:17

[@olemariusrj]

Dan really throwing at 54:00 going up the elevator...

[@bolicob]

Dan playing like an actual Dad

[@shrimpchris6580]

Waking up and having to pee in the middle of the night can ruin the whole day, man 😔

[@Nikowo1610]

Okay but going back to sleep after waking up is the best feeling of all timeeee

[@wyldenites]

The Whole Day Man when the Unfinished Night Man enters stage right

[@RedNayl]

​​@@Nikowo1610 Assuming you actually can fall back asleep, which isn't every time.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

My 8-hour nap was interrupted, and it's gonna take me an hour to fall back asleep, so Im setting my wake-up alarm from 9am to 11am...

[@dismas936]

We're jamboree buddies, of course we pointlessly prolong the game

[@Subsistence69]

+2

[@aguywhoexists4351]

dan locked in for two axis taxi and locked himself out of the win every chance he got on the board the priorities are crazy

[@ratte8965]

that celebrity slap fight bit was some good stuff

[@INinja55]

This is a high priority watch for me lol i stop whatever I’m watching when he posts. Thanks eggman!

[@ThePandaSupreme]

Seeing Dan pass up the opportunity to get a star and also steal a star in the last 2 rounds hurts me

[@Paradoxikality]

He has no idea how to play he's just along for the ride pressing buttons and rolling dice

[@coolboyyo654]

he's working on a level your puny mind can't comprehend

[@swalsh1123]

We're cracking open cold ones again boys

[@averyyurchi]

43:34 MALL MADNESS MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️

[@MrHoshos96]

These super mario vids are making me pog out of my gord

[@brandoninacio]

Matt Bonner was a great bench player for the spurs. The Red Mamba!

[@Exisist5151]

Extremely rare HIMYM reference is very welcome.

[@OrangeVision]

4:02 I watched both parts of lars von trier's nymphomaniac in theaters with my mother

[@Void-fb5ts]

trying to skew the men:women ratio with that title i see...

[@kanjonojigoku8644]

They do be shopping

[@Nikowo1610]

+2 but I need to admit I'm a woman for me to not seem problematic

[@gakulon]

@@Nikowo1610 it's always fun making a problematic but good-natured joke about a group you're a part of. like, the amount of homophobic things i've said around my friends would get me 100% canceled if i wasn't a lesbian myself and don't actually believe those things.

[@neon-dreams_]

1:06:48 when i ask a toddler what the letter after O is in the alphabet

[@philcollins1305]

The way he said Roger Goodell hurt my soul

[@tomtim4995]

Combing the map looking for hidden generators

[@ShynyMagikarp]

i dont mind the dan weird plays and nonsense, but i am kinda tired of the pseudo aloofness thing lol. asking questions about stuff he's already seen/experienced. he already knows the answer to. not paying attention to explanations. idk man its kinda grating

[@Marioroops]

Love this

[@face_nemesis]

1:06:48 im going to go. PEE.

[@alma3884052]

I don't think anyone had fun in this game

[@friendlyplayer92]

Thats just mario party 😅🎉

[@CoolGuy-sd5un]

I need my jamboree fix, man!

[@TonyTheTGR]

[SPOILER] wins by doing nothing

[@SW1ZZMAN]

she party on my super mario until I jamboree

[@Steveminesdiamonds]

why is Malf such a contrarian to whatever NL says all the time? I get that they're good friends but i seriously can't tell if it's just banter or his style of comedy...

[@Roxillua]

Hacknet sent me here

[@Bbabrainz]

Going to the red light district with the kids and parents! Wdym it’s not Santa theme

[@redrazirahc9659]

+2

[@liamfox5620]

is it just me is apollo near always winning and always the one complaining aha, first few games before all i was hearing was ooooh i misclicked aha,

[@vitorodino8760]

The resident MALF hater has logged on. (its me, im the resident malf hater)

[@brandonr2906]

There are dozens of us

[@draedpan]

boo

[@Rolling2Much]

Can we get a shattered pixel dungeon playthrough? I think you would really like it.

[@Mekadrom]

yo

[@RhysDee]

classic apollo whinging all game then winning anyway

[@GreenTea_98]

between apollo and malf whining and dan asking redundant questions the whole time these last two mario party's have been hard watches lmao

[@charlieg2262]

We’re VOD guys, of course we get very disoriented if it doesn’t feel like the VODs have been posted chronologically

[@bigcstevens187]

Dan really brings down the vibe of the stream.

[@friendlyplayer92]

Youre kiddin right?

[@janky_dragon6901]

I wish I could watch these but Dan is just not my kinda streamer

[@ffourteen2442]

Mr beast ass thumbnail

[@wink_wonk]

no views, no comments, no hair. washed streamer

[@swappingparts]

Malf and Apollo’s hatred for Dan is palpable

[@LunyDR]

Dan in front of a camera has to be the fakest personality in the world.

[@zackgreen8933]

Every time I see Malf is in the video I think "hey maybe he'll say something funny this time" but then I just end up disappointed :/

[@genghisg]

90% of what he says is just to insult NL, or excuse anything that makes him look bad, or a quick movie quote based on a word someone else said, and then the other 10% is basic ass opinions on food.

[@Kingwut117]

why does dan have to be such a creep

[@marrychrismas5993]

where the silent hill 2 vid at, daddy?

[@ChantingDruid]

first

[@shrimpchris6580]

You blew it