When you actually think about it this movie is the perfect depiction of a game about a group of friends who get together to embark on their own adventure. The friend who overreacts, takes it too seriously, knows absolutely everthing about the game, tries to act cool, jokes around/doesn't take it seriously and the 1 girl they take along that they'll need to rescue at some point. The story even plays out like a nooby game of D&D. Generic bad guy played by the GM who does a horrible "bad guy" voice, influence taken from famous movies and an overly corny story. Everyone who has played D&D will remember and realize how close to D&D this movie is. :P
@somegingerguy42429 жыл бұрын
Not the mention the two players (the dwarf and elf) who came in late.
@TheFireMonkey9 жыл бұрын
ConorChaos Well - a lot of D&D is like that. Depends on the players and GM - the group I used to p[lay with did much better than this movie, in fact, you could have taken any random gaming session we had and turn nit into a better movie :)
@davidpacini64638 жыл бұрын
ConorChaos I agree, this movie is quite close to a real D&D session. I guess the problem is that D&D sessions are definitely BAD to base a movie on!
@schwarzerritter57248 жыл бұрын
+ConorChaos If you want to see that, you have to watch Record of Lodoss War.
@ZorotheGallade8 жыл бұрын
+ConorChaos Oh my god, this movie has so much meaning behind it! Including the DM in the end resurrecting a player who got himself into a stupid death out of pity.
@ChickenPika9 жыл бұрын
"You muuuusst be jokkkkinnggg." Dude, speaking slowly doesn't make you more threatening.
@FaceUnreality9 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika Yeah, if anything he sounds more pouty and like he's trying to sound sexy, and failing at it.
@aristedes94499 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika *smirks* _But it does make him sound rather _*_click_*_ noice._
@ryanbarker52179 жыл бұрын
ChickenPika 'guuuuuards... fiiiiind them... or else youuuuuu shall suffffffer --' guard: captured them while you was talking, boss. 'oh, ah. very good, then. fine job. uhm... carry on, i guess. take them to the duuuuungeon. do not faaaaaail me or eeeeeeelse--' guard: new report says the prisoners are secure in the dungeon, sir. 'damnit, stop interrupting me, captain! eeeelse i shaaaaaall... captain? where did everyone go?! noooooooooooo!'
@madelinevandongen11928 жыл бұрын
+ChickenPika Talking is a free action, I suppose...
@whenthemusicsover60288 жыл бұрын
+ChickenPika Looking squarely at you, Emperor Palpatine.
@FeyScribe9 жыл бұрын
If you look at the movie from the perspective that it's trying to portray dungeons and dragons as people play it, then all of the horrible acting, and dumb plot points begin to make sense.
@edddddization9 жыл бұрын
i got kicked out of my dungeons and dragons group for turning evil three times in a row :D
@zofiazinn42079 жыл бұрын
As a Gamemaster, the best way to serve a dish of D&D is with a gratuitous side of ham and cheese.
@leecoffill84259 жыл бұрын
***** You realize, of course, that you can have ham and character development in the same game, right? Like, having a villain who would be silly as fuck outside the context of the game doesn't mean that character's can't progress in any meaningful way. Hell, the antagonists of the original Star Wars trilogy were hammy as hell. The entire thing was practically a ham and cheese sandwich. Would you say that the characters had no development, though?
@leecoffill84259 жыл бұрын
***** My mistake, I thought you were replying to Zachary Zinn for some reason =_= I agree that only an awful DM would kick a player from their group just because they turned evil. There's no point in playing at all if there aren't any RP goals for the characters, my group has always believed in role playing over roll playing. As for silly villains, keep in mind that I'm not necessarily talking, like, Will Farrell levels of silly. That said, a villain like Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2) is both silly and highly memorable, because he was also scary as hell. I wouldn't suggest an everyday GM try to write a character like that, of course, but a certain amount of haminess helps make a fun villain. I find that when the group is full of a bunch of super serious characters pursuing a super serious bad guy, the game get's a bit boring.
@leecoffill84259 жыл бұрын
One thing do want to clear up is that when I say silly, I mean in the same way that the Emperor from the original Star Wars Trilogy was silly. i mean, technically, he was a pretty serious antagonist... but from an outside perspective, he's really quite ridiculous.
@nerdyespurr9 жыл бұрын
I see that the bald guy chose Coral Blue #5.
@cydonianknight29459 жыл бұрын
Nah. It's Ichiban, Lipstick for Men.
@5carecrow949 жыл бұрын
Actually, it's Coral Blue Number--*smack*
@5carecrow949 жыл бұрын
〉 Insert Name Here 〈 Dr. Drake Ramoray would be proud.
@76ecth9819 жыл бұрын
I don't know what to say, both of those comments are beautiful.
@tychoazrephet37949 жыл бұрын
NerdyEspurr "Actually its Coral Blue number-*WHACK*
@jaydencrowe81119 жыл бұрын
I get the strangest feeling that this was adapted from the writers actual D&D campaign.
@Gyarretto79 жыл бұрын
Jayden Crowe I get an even stranger feeling that not only are you onto something, but that they did so not even knowing the rules to D&D
@Bluemangrup8 жыл бұрын
+Jayden Crowe I've seen a few D&D campaigns. None were this bad. Ever
@mabusxb8568 жыл бұрын
+Jayden Crowe hell my current D&D gam would make a better movie.
@mabusxb8568 жыл бұрын
+Jayden Crowe snales res was DM going OK you can play again.
@MrBlackjack9987 жыл бұрын
Mabus XB From what I've seen and heard, most D&D campaigns would make for interesting cinema.
@QTPiNintendofan9 жыл бұрын
I must ask: why blue lipstick? If you're dressed in red and black, would red, black, purple, or gray lipstick not make more sense? I don't know why it bugs me so much, but it does!
@christianmartin40008 жыл бұрын
QTPiNintendofan You see it's a matter of perception. Everyone knows that due to the shape of the eyes of bald people. That they cannot in fact see all colors. As such it is plausible if not definite that he thought he was wearing a soft rose pink shade, but in truth it was skittles blue.
@QTPiNintendofan8 жыл бұрын
christian martin Lol, I love your explanation!
@christianmartin40008 жыл бұрын
QTPiNintendofan thank you, it's quite logical when you think of it that way.
@schwarzerritter57248 жыл бұрын
+QTPiNintendofan Maybe he has blue lips, because he is actually undead and the movie does a bad job explaining it?
@QTPiNintendofan8 жыл бұрын
Schwarzer Ritter It could be that he's a frozen corpse magicked back to "life"...but then it's an even worse make-up department fail because his skin isn't dead-looking and his lips would make a Smurf blush.
@alptigin54389 жыл бұрын
Actually, scientists measured Jeremy Irons's performance in this movie and were impressed to find it clocked 400 milliBrannaghs*, nearly twice the level he produced as Scar in the Lion King. * 1 Brannagh = the amount of overacting done by Kenneth Brannagh in the film version of Henry V.
@KlunkerRider9 жыл бұрын
400 milliBrannaghs is still only 12 NickCageograms and only1.2 MegaShatners, not that high all things considered.
@TrickyTrickyFox9 жыл бұрын
***** Nostalgia Criticgrams are an interesting measurement concept, yet I don't see how you made it into a countable :c.
@cb16719 жыл бұрын
Michael J Fox, however, clocks in at only 1.21 jigoshatners
@TheStopShort9 жыл бұрын
400 millibranaughs = .4 branaugh. Are you sure you dont mean 400 branaughs or maybe 4 kilibranaughs?
@vbacs229 жыл бұрын
KlunkerRider This should've been official.
@kalainreinard84219 жыл бұрын
1:18 Oh, mages are magic users. THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! This was brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.
@4getfulness169 жыл бұрын
To be fair I think they were just trying to explain what a mage was to people who may not know.
@kalainreinard84219 жыл бұрын
Oh.
@4getfulness169 жыл бұрын
Doesnt excuse a bad movie tho
@kalainreinard84219 жыл бұрын
No it doesn't.
@scythenstetson9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, for some reason mages were referred to as magic users in the first edition of D&D. They fixes that in later versions when they added multiple kinds of magic-wielding folks (wizards, sorcerers, druids etc.) but it was pretty dumb to call them magic users in the first place. Even worse is that the fighter class was referred to as the "fighting man" which just makes them sound like an angry drunk. It's weird.
@trustworthytim47629 жыл бұрын
Michael Irons literally saved this movie. Without his overacting, it would have no purpose being on this earth. Thank you, Mr Irons, for that momentary lapse in your mental stability.
@jdunnatl9 жыл бұрын
who? ;)
@TheKeyser949 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Irons, not Michael Irons.
@Universer20129 жыл бұрын
*Jeremy, and he wasn't the only one to save it; the bald guy with the blue lipstick also gives me joy while watching this horror.
@jdunnatl9 жыл бұрын
Lol! Good point!
@nathaniellevesque27829 жыл бұрын
Overactors make the movie, Underactors break the movie.
@dramasweety8 жыл бұрын
I hope that was in the actual movie script. "Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!"
@0Fyrebrand09 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong about Jeremy Irons's over-acting, but it reminds me a lot of Raul Julia doing M. Bison in the Street Fighter movie. I don't think either of them are trying to act "well," but rather are just trying to ham it up and have fun with the role. They know what kind of movie they're in -- might as well make the most of a bad situation.
@Darkmind19709 жыл бұрын
Living Myth (In best Raul Julia voice) Of course!
@AmaranthOriginal9 жыл бұрын
Living Myth It's not like they were paying Julia for his acting skills, anyway. Guy's phenomenal, but hiring him for that is like hiring a five star chef to pour milk on your corn flakes.
@tintinismybelgian9 жыл бұрын
Living Myth I preferred the over-acting, rather than the under-acting. At least, with over-acting, there's an emotion to detect, and there's definitely more lulz-appeal to it.
@SunnysFilms8 жыл бұрын
ICHIBAN - LIPSTICK FOR MEN!
@p.z.arnott23298 жыл бұрын
He really is a chameleon.
@MrVananda8 жыл бұрын
god jeremy iron is awesome! when he is acting serious he can bring awesomeness to the movie but when he is acting bad he actully bring more glorious awesomeness in a bad movie
@kuribayashi847 жыл бұрын
When asked why he did this film, he replied, "Are you kidding? I'd just bought a castle, I had to pay for it somehow!"
@RadioactiveCheese09 жыл бұрын
That guy's wearing coral blue #2 semi gloss lipstick.
@seamuslikesmovies87489 жыл бұрын
Actually its coral blue number 3.
@IncapableLP9 жыл бұрын
Why did i KNOW, that i'll find these two comments here? ^^
@KlunkerRider9 жыл бұрын
I bet he also knows all there is to know about the crying game...
@Horacio_Poggi9 жыл бұрын
I think is Ichiban lipstick for men.
@michaelbremer356 жыл бұрын
Actually it's coral blue number 5
@ryanitlab10 жыл бұрын
Beware men with cold hearts and blue lips.
@BrianJohnson10 жыл бұрын
where have you been, Ryan Drewrey ?
@ryanitlab10 жыл бұрын
lots of travelling, Brian. Lots of long drives
@zorothegallade518810 жыл бұрын
Actually, we have a term for that. Hypothermia.
@briannawestmoreland423010 жыл бұрын
That's coral blue #5
@domo567110 жыл бұрын
Madame Careless a mans lip color matches his dick head color not exactly blue balls but hey
@thesterndragoon91598 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Irons MAKES this film. Without him, it would be ouright garbage. With him though, its just way too much fun watching him prance around. Every actor has a film they do just to yuk it up and have fun. You can tell this was that for Jeremy.
@Samalamalamdam8 жыл бұрын
+Women's Studies Textbook Well, that and he had just bought a castle in Ireland.
@1squeamishneophyte8 жыл бұрын
Hey man, Jeremy Irons is the shit and I love how he went Shakespearean apeshit for this crappy role.
@scitechian7 жыл бұрын
He's pretty much the saving grace of the whole movie. "Shakespearean apeshit" is a perfect description.
@1squeamishneophyte7 жыл бұрын
scitechian LOL, have you seen him in the Borgias? Another case where I believe he was the saving grace of the entire production. Well, perhaps I'm being a little too harsh, the show wasn't that bad, but it is kind of propped up by the innate intrigue of the time and place it depicts, rather than by any stunning writing or acting on its part, IMO.
@bromodragone84057 жыл бұрын
BiscuitHead Hatatatatatatata!
@TheOneToRate8 жыл бұрын
The debate scene is too much like a debate between trump and hillary...
@timthememer27858 жыл бұрын
+Fry It's pretty much exact. XD
@Crabcityrocker928 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah
@Odinsday8 жыл бұрын
OMG! I can literally imagine this happening. The only difference is that it would go on for way longer and would be a lot louder, but still funny.
@sperrin8 жыл бұрын
"It's the missing 7th dwarf, smelly." Wouldn't he be the 8th dwarf not 7th?
@madnutrules8 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Cutthecamerasdeadass18997 жыл бұрын
true
@bluestar45798 жыл бұрын
"Oh my God, there was way too much ham in that actor." LMAO
@CitizenKahne199210 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... the dwarf has a red beard, uses an axe, is bumbling and comedic unless in a fight, and has a racist attitude towards elves...Holy crap, it's Gimli!
@Cbclaw10 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, it's every stereotypical dwarf ever!
@CitizenKahne199210 жыл бұрын
Cbclaw Yeah, but most people thinks of Gimli of the 7 Dwarves when they hear "dwarf."
@Cbclaw10 жыл бұрын
Because most people aren't nerds.
@UbinTimor10 жыл бұрын
I kind of thought that he looked like Simon from the YOGCAST.
@Crimson_Sun24869 жыл бұрын
oh, hi, Kahne! :3
@hitman14200210 жыл бұрын
As a HUGE Dungeons and Dragons geek, I had monumental hopes for this movie. Watching it in the theater was an exercise in how much a dream could be crushed in an hour-and-a-half. When "Snails" died, I stood up and screamed "YES!!!" Instead of being escorted out....I was applauded.....
@galacticcactus55309 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit, I rather watch a movie full of over-acting, than underacting. At least Over-Acting is somewhat enjoyable. An unenthusiastic actor can kill a movie completely.
@ZhangtheGreat9 жыл бұрын
Like Hayden Christiansen in Star Wars Episode 2, AMIRITE? =)
@nikitasvotzakis9409 жыл бұрын
ZhangtheGreat Hayden was good on the 3rd one though
@FreedomHero49 жыл бұрын
nikitas votzakis Face Off is a favorite of mine
@eran50059 жыл бұрын
nikitas votzakis Hayden was never good in ANY movie, he's an awful actor and he brutally murdered the Anakin Skywalker character. George Lucas must have been high on Meth when he casted this expressionless, underacting wooden log. And to put him next to someone like Ewan McGregor for 2 whole films just makes it all the more painfully obvious how terrible this moron is.
@PhoenixRising878 жыл бұрын
Ah, I don't know. Dull surprise can be amusing in certain movies.
@AnimeMetalFan19 жыл бұрын
My god, this movie is like a poor man's Lord of the Rings.
@Number9Robotic9 жыл бұрын
Ironically this came out before the LotR movies. By the same movie company.
@theboneyardstation9 жыл бұрын
Number Nine lotr was in production at the same time this movie came out
@AnimeMetalFan19 жыл бұрын
John Doe Haha. Sure, keep telling yourself that.
@AmaranthOriginal9 жыл бұрын
Considering D&D was ripped directly from Lord of the Rings, is anyone surprised?
@blakekneippfilms9 жыл бұрын
Dark Jedi it's the con-man's Lord of the Rings
@GameHopping10 жыл бұрын
The irony is that Dungeons and Dragons 2 (direct to video) is a MUCH better movie (not great....but white noise on a blank screen would be better than this crap).
@GameHopping10 жыл бұрын
Tengu Shredder It was made in 2005 I think. D&D: Wrath of the Dragon God, or something. It was more loyal to the franchise. Not a great film, but much better than above. There was a third film this year (Book of Vile Darkness), but I liked the second the best (as a D&D person).
@GameHopping10 жыл бұрын
Tengu Shredder Been a while since I saw it, but it had logical party members (fighter, thief, mage, priest...etc) and a goodly amount of battles if my memory of it is right. It wasn't the festering pool of the original with idiots and comic relief.
@Oranginality510 жыл бұрын
How is that ironic?
@GameHopping10 жыл бұрын
The direct to video, no star, video was much better than the theater released movie with the Oscar award winning actor playing the villain. I call that ironic.
@RheaStorm10 жыл бұрын
The third movie, aired on Syfy, the great cinematic movie channel(Sarcasm intended) is even better than the second one, to be honest. It's much better than the first. It was even fairly original, in showing you the villains as the protagonists.
@stainlesssteelfox18 жыл бұрын
"I'd have to put a feeblemind spell on myself to take you home!" NC: "Uh... snap?" Yeah, acutally. Any D&D player is thinking 'Ohh, want a Cure Light Wounds potion for that burn?'
@harrietamidala169110 жыл бұрын
The doctor who thing just made me laugh!
@AdelioNightstorm10 жыл бұрын
"I'm healing you" nearly killed me x'D
@darwincity10 жыл бұрын
It seems that the people at New Line Cinema are specialists at wasting the money of great successes on crap. This movie used the proceeds from Austin Powers, and The Golden Compass used the proceeds from Lord of The Rings...
@mastasolo10 жыл бұрын
I'm sure its all a good money laundering scheme NYEHNYEHNYEH
@Zelousmarineinspace10 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't call this a waste
@jokubast639510 жыл бұрын
Golden Compass was OK movie, probably not the masterpiece in anyone's eyes but definitely enjoyable - strong acting, interesting story and good visuals. Too bad catholic retards fucked its reputation, otherwise we'd definitely see the sequel to this overall entertaining movie.
@Rynewulf9 жыл бұрын
Jokūbas Algimantas Turčakovas What happened with it's reputation? O.O I've seen it and I've just heard around that the response was a 'meh'
@jokubast63959 жыл бұрын
26CLT US Catholic League, which by the way still has waaaay to much influence there, labeled the movie as promoting atheism for children and urged catholics everywhere to boycott the movie (granted that brainwashing children with its ancient bullshit stories is OK). Although movie still did alright at box office, the plans for sequel crashed because they would have to be heavily censored which would make it impossible to make a decent movie. Plus, funding has been cut. It may have not turned out to be an all-time great, but I still fucking hate when a bunch of retards ruin good ideas just because of their own insecurities.
@jillybean54989 жыл бұрын
All I wanted was a "Coral blue number 5" joke in this. I waited for it.
@Dessarius10 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the sword fight at the end can be explained because Ridley is a THEIF, and in D&D lore I believe Thieves were never over experienced in sword combat, and were better at being stealthy. Oh, and yeah no. It didn't follow D&D lore at all, to be very honest.
@suspicioustumbleweed135610 жыл бұрын
Rogues do fight in swordfights, they often flank the enemy with the fighter or pally on the other side to boost attack rolls... Stealth just makes for a sneak attack or two until you turn to support and dps
@suspicioustumbleweed135610 жыл бұрын
Since when did dnd have lore? There are campaign settings like forgotten realms and such but everything else is left up to your discretion... There's tools to make any type of monster or weapon or setting if you can make it work. That being said this movie sucks ass.
@Dessarius10 жыл бұрын
Thank you suspicious tumbleweed. I am quite new to D&D and gladly accept your clarification on the subject. I apologize for all the information I got wrong.
@bjw4253jw10 жыл бұрын
Bald guy has no excuse though.
@Kartissa10 жыл бұрын
Suspicious Tumbleweed* Depends which edition of D&D you're using. In the early editions, Thieves didn't have sneak attacks, and although they were better than mages, they certainly weren't intended to fight alongside the Fighters to flank enemies. That was the job of the Cleric, who could wear heavy armour, and use a shield, just like the Fighter. (Or Paladins, Rangers and Crusaders, which were basically just variant Fighters anyway.) Of course, that still doesn't explain Damodar....
@CarozQH9 жыл бұрын
How to not make a fantasy movie: DONT CHOOSE THE GUY FROM SCARY MOVIE AS ONE OF YOUR MAIN CHARACTER.
@jasonlatham337010 жыл бұрын
I don't think you understand, this is making fun of the average D&D campaign. It isn't SUPPOSED to be good screenwriting, it's meant for a specific audience... and that is where the film failed. This movie is making fun of every hilariously shitty character stereotype, and that is why it's wonderful. I get that from a purely cinematic standpoint with no context, most people must hate this movie... but when you know what it's making fun of, you realize exactly how beautiful this movie actually is. Everything is perfect in doing what it does. The over-dramatic and slow evil minion is the goth guy who wears too much lipstick and gets way too into his character development (and being that big baddie's bitch), the guy who actually wants to play the game and is therefore the main character, the black friend who has a hard time staying in character, the guy who wants to just play the game's girlfriend (Mia), the DM's girlfriend playing the "HEY I'M A PLOT DEVICE" Elf, even the bad CGI dragons show the terrible descriptions that a lot of DMs give.The terrible story and rip-offs of many popular movies (the council from Star Wars, the temple/maze from Indiana Jones, etc.) are a thing that many people do in their games, which was another great spoof. This movie wasn't meant to be serious, though it does such a wonderful job of convincing unbeknownst audiences that have never played a table-top game that it is, which is in some ways a bad thing but for everyone who gets the joke, it is truly a work of art.
@IAmTheStig328 жыл бұрын
This film really was dire. Embarrassing that only 1 year separates this film and the first LotR film. You know the school project analogy Critic used in his Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog/Sonic SATAM comparison? Fits perfectly here.
@DeathMessenger19888 жыл бұрын
+Yang Xiao Long Hey, Yang! What you doing here? Where's Ruby?
@nedep8378 жыл бұрын
Why does everyone forgot Blake and Weiss
@andrewellis68668 жыл бұрын
+Yang Xiao Long How's the arm doing?
@rpgqueen87378 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Ellis Ouch, too soon man
@DeathMessenger19888 жыл бұрын
RPGQueen87 Relax, she's getting a cyborg one next season, I bet. And, hopefully, beating Mercury to death with his own robo legs. I sometimes root for the bad guys, but seriously, FUCK Cinder Fall and co.
@jrpludacrous9 жыл бұрын
the "dragon rods" look like rejected Keyblades
@whenthemusicsover60289 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought when I first saw them, only I was thinking "discount" instead of rejected. :)
@HunhowsShadowStalker9 жыл бұрын
"This is sounding like a cheat code to a Nintendo game!" No, Critic! That would be Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
@KorboQ9 жыл бұрын
RED Soldier That's Konami.
@HunhowsShadowStalker9 жыл бұрын
***** That's the joke. The "Konami Code" is one of the most famous cheat codes in video game history.
@sirstock72299 жыл бұрын
RED Soldier yay 30 lifes
@chinococoa67438 жыл бұрын
+metal slug Yippee!
@sirstock72298 жыл бұрын
*dies on first level*
@BBJ11110 жыл бұрын
Actually its Coral Blue number....
@spartandumpster11589 жыл бұрын
This movie should've been more true to dungeons and dragons by making a conversation that Dungeons and Dragons players probably would have! (But not exactly) Ridley: "Can't I revive Snails with a magic revive spell?!" Marie: "No, you'd have to either be a level 15 mage or a level 6 Wizard for that spell!" Ridley: "Then how about brewing a revive potion or buying one?!" Marie: "Level 13 alchemist..." The Dwarf: "And besides, that'd be a waste of money on one of them!..." The ignore his racism and carry on the conversation! Ridley: "Then I'll steal one!" Marie: "You're only a level 7 thief, you're not level 12 yet and they'd probably burn his corpse by then!" In fact that'd be a better idea for a DnD movie, a comedy where they make jokes about the need to level up, characters walking around like: "Hey baby, I'm a level 12 warrior with +15 bartering skills!" and she says "Ooooh, sorry but you need +26 bartering skills just for me to acknowledge you as a fellow human being AND +35 attack strength for me to find you attractive!" And the effects would be great, it would also be one of those movies where you think "WOW, for a comedy these special effects are great!"
@zofiazinn42079 жыл бұрын
Ridley's player: "So if I take another level in rogue, I'll be able to pull off my first level of Arcane Trickster! Then my insane feat preparation will pay off to make me statistically 13% more eff-" *SMACK* Gamemaster: "This is roleplaying, not rollplaying, fuckface."
@hunterkiller14409 жыл бұрын
The obvious differentiation of accents that British are bad, Americans are good is constantly pissing me off.
@christophersmith83168 жыл бұрын
kinda accurate, though
@hunterkiller14408 жыл бұрын
Christopher Smith Accurate how?
@sextonhardcastle69538 жыл бұрын
We do make good villians though.
@hunterkiller14408 жыл бұрын
Sexton Hardcastle That's racist.
@gregorywalpole84428 жыл бұрын
+hunterkiller1440 It's not British bad, Americans Good. It's that the British accent used for the villains sounds suave, intellectual, and cultured, while an American accent is... none of those things. If it was British Bad, Americans Good, more villains would have cockney accents.
@Bigbub669 жыл бұрын
"Ichiban! Lipstick for men."
@raidman373310 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that was waiting for Mel Brooks to come out in the opening sequence and start singing about the Inquisition? Also, I kinda liked Snails.
@Jonarrthan10 жыл бұрын
***** EVERYONE EXPECTED THE SPANISH INQUISITION they actually sent a letter notifing the villages weeks before they were coming.
@TheLordSheogorath9 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite review. I absolutely love Irons in this. He's so horrible, it's actually really entertaining and kinda adorable. :D
@TheLordSheogorath9 жыл бұрын
Exactly! In the final... CGI battle or... Whatever that atrocity was, I could hardly understand anything he said. xD But still love ♥Jeremy♥. :) I think I know exactly of which ''Billy Zane'' you're talking about. It's that bald guy from ''The Mummy'', right? I thought it was him too, but that baldy is actually Arnold Vosloo. xD And this blue lipstick baldy is Bruce Payne. xDDD So it's two different baldies, and neither of 'em is Billy Zane. But people often confuse them for some reason. xDDDD
@Darkmind19709 жыл бұрын
***** I think that Irons did this movie in return for a large check and a promise that they'd stop calling him. He's actually a very good actor - he was in a BBC television version of Henry IV in which he was superb. Sadly it's crap like D&D that pays the bills.
@TheLordSheogorath9 жыл бұрын
Didn't watch that show, but if it's BBC it has to be good, I'll check it out, thanks for recommendation. Yeah, I agree with you, I've watched several of his films, and was never disappointed with his performance (even in this movie I love him :D). But I am grateful this magnificent piece of crap is produced, Jeremy's overacting improved my mood countless of times and I'm glad if it's true what you say and he received a big pay check for this... Masterpiece. :)
@Darkmind19709 жыл бұрын
***** Another large cheque and yet another promise to stop bothering him afterwards?
@TheLordSheogorath9 жыл бұрын
Kiara Macrae Thank you, dear mortal.
@runningguy-mj7eo8 жыл бұрын
I honestly enjoyed his overacting
@Konrad_Wallenrod10 жыл бұрын
I got to get my hands on whatever Jeremy Irons was on during the filming of this masterpiece!
@luxordtimet10 жыл бұрын
Ichiban, Lipstick for men
@skudzer19858 жыл бұрын
I can never hear Jeremy Irons without thinking of Scar. It's so damn distracting.
@dolgy37628 жыл бұрын
I'm not defending this movie, but you're not always going into dungeons or fighting dragons in D&D...
@lucasbell48318 жыл бұрын
An interesting and relevant comment to the source material! You temporarily gained +2 passive wisdom!
@dolgy37628 жыл бұрын
a perfect, I'm a druid as well.
@dmitrigeorge85237 жыл бұрын
I've always had more fun playing a big battle on the field. This one battle was really awesome though. We had this huge army of douches, as we called them, attack this village(haven't played in forever, can't remember the name of it) and we were outside the village while it was in the middle of being sieged. So we had to kill their general and eventually get in. Our archer kept picking off men until they broke through and started fighting off the soldiers. The archer saved this commander from certain doom, my character's father almost died, and we fought off the huge army
@BarberShave198 жыл бұрын
The Critic MUST review the other two Dungeons & Dragons movies. He REALLY should.
@papershadow10 жыл бұрын
See, that's what happens when you try to have the two get the EXP by themselves, one of them inevitably dies and all that grinding for him is worthless.
@Endymion7669 жыл бұрын
This movie follows D&D the game like about as well as a lazy cook looking at a picture of a pizza and then throwing together stuff that's makes it look similar but is completely wrong and terrible; using hard tac for the crust, ketchup for the sauce, and if ketchup is normal lets put on some mustard for "wow" factor, coconut shavings instead of cheese because, hey, they're both white; sliced bologna for meat, because we saw something in the picture that looked like meat, and bologna is a meat, so it's completely correct, and serving it on a LP record of Beethoven's 5th because we heard you like to rock out when eating your pizza things. The makers of this movie spent all of 2 minutes looking at pictures of D&D books and then threw together the most insulting patronizing garbage imaginable. They might as well asked your high school lunch lady to make this movie. The one with the accent but shouldn't have an accent because she's from the same place as you. We all had that lady making our lunches and wondering how you can constantly get a hamburger wrong in so many ways. It's like your grandfather seeing how excited you were watching a trailer for a Disney movie, so he goes out and buys you a DVD of nothing but Disney movie trailers. As someone who used to play D&D, I felt the need to quit just to spite the movie somehow.
@joshporter52059 жыл бұрын
No, this follows D&D more like a lazy cook looking at a picture of a pizza and then taking a watery shit on a plate and serving that instead.
@LeviathanTamer3110 жыл бұрын
Since you all demanded it. 21:26 The All Quacking Choir!
@LeviathanTamer3110 жыл бұрын
Oh and in case if you want to find this one as well 9:15
@mazel3410 жыл бұрын
That dragon looks great!!! Man the PS2 was really ahead of its time.
@SonicKirby100010 жыл бұрын
I thought it was more along the lines of the Nintendo 64
@Nerobyrne10 жыл бұрын
Earwaxrape .... dude ... that's the weirdest thing I ever heard.
@SonicKirby100010 жыл бұрын
Clearly you've never read 50 Shades of Gray
@Nerobyrne10 жыл бұрын
Brody Swantek I didn't mean most disgusting. Just the most bizzare :D I kinda wanna read 50 shades of grey, even though it involves rape fantasy....
@SonicKirby100010 жыл бұрын
Let me give you some friendly advice. Don't read it :O its some creepy shit
@spartancolonel10 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a low-budget, direct-to-dvd, horror movie.
@Nerobyrne10 жыл бұрын
EdSkywalker You mean the D&D movie? Well, it certainly wasn't low budget! Actually, as far as fantasy movies go, it's wasn't half-bad. It was just that the story and dialogue were so badly written it was almost unbearable.
@Nightlightknight10 жыл бұрын
This movie is watchable for one reason, Jeremy Irons.
@Jelboo10 жыл бұрын
I can't help but absolutely adore Jeremy Irons for his atrocious acting in this. He deserves to have some fun.
@lenastorm62808 жыл бұрын
1:44 that thing looks like a giant version of Hermione's Time Turner from "Harry Potter and the prisinor of Askaban".
@theyoutubecommentepidemic55288 жыл бұрын
+Lena Storm I just wanted to say that I love your profile picture. Merida is one of my favorite princesses.
@lenastorm62808 жыл бұрын
Thank you. She is my favourite Disney Princess too!
@hackman6698 жыл бұрын
+Lena Storm You see this film was predicting Harry Potter. That is why they filmed it at hogworts!
@darkxaur9 жыл бұрын
This film failed its saving throw for sucking.
@Zadamanim9 жыл бұрын
Roll 4d4 and multiply by 100 to to measure the CG budget in US dollars.
@ponyrellabellasara7 жыл бұрын
Whenever Jeremy is on screen I keep imagining an over the top scar😂
@joyunicycle7 жыл бұрын
"BE PREPARED! YATATATATA"
@soopGnat7 жыл бұрын
One thing that's really neat about this movie is that everything that happens in it can be explained with game mechanics and concepts of D&D. The captain's devil minion? Blackguard Fiendish Ally. The thief activating the magic map? Use Magic Device skill. He probably has high charisma. The mage running into the garbage? Her Wisdom score suuuuucks.
@maxdresser25267 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that a Blue Steel joke was avoided.
@KingofGames259 жыл бұрын
In the Dragon Age world, this world would be a Templars worst nightmare
@sirderpington770410 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you make a joke about them needing the rod?
@PokeSEGA6410 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie for Jeremy Irons...just to make sure that there was one good actor in all this.
@dunnowy1239 жыл бұрын
20:39 I was waiting for a Doctor Who reference, and boy did I get it.
@vbacs229 жыл бұрын
13:52 And I came here for a Rocky Horror reference, and I'm now a happy person too.
@ShunShinimaru9 жыл бұрын
I came here for Sanic :(
@JurassicRod9 жыл бұрын
That can't be a Dungeons and Dragons movie, where were Eric, Hank, Presto, Bobby, Sheila and Diana? Christ they didn't even have Dungeon Master!
@erikponciano10 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Irons sounds eerily like Richard Nixon in this movie. "I am not a crook"
@Grizabeebles8 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The Actress who plays Marina now plays Agent Brody on NCIS: New Orleans.
@Questron718 жыл бұрын
Then she has aged well, this thing must be around 20 years old and she still looks pretty awesome in NCIS NO
@wolfpax1818 жыл бұрын
Doesn't hurt that she was like only 17 there.
@wolfpax1817 жыл бұрын
DownForwardPunch Huh, s'what I get for trusting wikipedia.
@90geekgirl0610 жыл бұрын
I went and bought this movie off of Amazon because of Doug's review. Best $10 I ever spent.
@DavidRYates-bx9qg8 жыл бұрын
That Doctor Who joke was amazing
@palaguin10 жыл бұрын
When they first announced at a Gen Con that this movie would be made, all the preview scenes made it looks promising; but then, they didn't show anyone acting either. Just the locations. A few months later when I heard it would have Wayans I knew the movie would suck.
@bonadrag28779 жыл бұрын
This and "The Room" one are my favourite nostalgia critic reviews
@laranacht98878 жыл бұрын
11:36 That has to be the most Krogan-looking orc ever.
@Lewa50010 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the goose part! :D
@DottaNatural10 жыл бұрын
I'M NOT! XD
@SpeedyakaLeah10 жыл бұрын
So does Jeremy Irons get eaten in every movie hes in?
@chaysewagner911110 жыл бұрын
Well that's a new spin on the Jeremy irons cereal joke.
@SpeedyakaLeah10 жыл бұрын
So is that a yes?
@loppo56110 жыл бұрын
SpeedyakaLeah yes, yes it does.
@espantalho9310 жыл бұрын
Margin Call, Inland Empire, Casanova, Kingdom of Heaven, The Merchant of Venice, The Man in the Iron Mask, The Lion King and M. Butterfly to name a few. Yes, I am exceptionally fun at parties.
@gabegibbons62909 жыл бұрын
The only thing Jeremy Irons has been eaten by is his movie career.
@ColeVecsion10 жыл бұрын
25:22 and then they all traveled to dragon age origins to be in a world exactly like this one, but better written
@AnonymousRDy10 жыл бұрын
As someone that played D&D, I can say that this film was shite and did not represent how awesome the game is at all.
@taillessboo959910 жыл бұрын
I've never played it before and now I want to!
@KaedeIshimora10 жыл бұрын
Yeah this was bad.. In a game that literally ANYTHING can happen, this movie had less creativity than a blank sheet of paper. I recently started getting into D&D myself, sadly all of my friends live far apart. So we do everything Online, Do you know what that means? Everything relies on the DM and players imagination. And eventually our DM wanted to take a break so he taught me how to do all the stuff and I made a world for him and my other friends. With a lot of my own Homebrew stuff. I would Explain it all but... that would make this comment very...very..long. but main point is that I added several races of animals. (fueled by my love of the Khajiit) I made so many that I even included mythological ones such as this one. Kitsune, Furry +4 Wisdom -4 Dexerity Medium Size 5,2 Humanoid (Furry) Base land speed 25ft +2 Racial bonus Will/Reflex/Fortitude bonus Automatic Languages: Fox, Kitsune, Furry and Common. Bonus Languages: Common, Elven, Goblin, Orc. Racial bonus, can use tails to throw multiple items up to 5ft. But, all tails count as 5 foot in range but subtract in weight. strength counts as a balance. Can run 30ft once per week. So, I'm just wondering how they made such a bland story. even out of the base story.
@zacharywolf566610 жыл бұрын
Being someone who also played D&D I can say this movie was shite also nice character designs, I too thought of the idea of putting skyrim races into D&D as skyrim lore seems like it wouldn't be to hard to put into D&D
@KaedeIshimora10 жыл бұрын
TheOmegau well this is a Kitsune which is a fox with nine tails. And since it is more human than animal those tails are a burden. but I allow the character to move very fast using the tails but they make the character very tired.
@TheOmegau10 жыл бұрын
Kaede Games Hmm. You seem to only be using base bits of the mythology though. They were generally shapeshifters and tricksters. Also, something that's lived with a tail (or nine) for a long time would adjust to it. There are a lot of different homebrew kitsune though. Still, taking the whole mythology and interpreting it your way would be more fun that just taking a furry, slapping a bunch of tails on it, and then giving it penalties for the tails when, as you've never had a tail, you wouldn't actually know if they would result in that.
@brpierce10 жыл бұрын
19:48 "Is NOW not the time we should ACT?" "YES! PLEASE! START ACTING!!"
@erttheking10 жыл бұрын
I guess Snails made his saving throw.
@erttheking10 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding? That campaign was so short they're lv 5 at the very most.
@Gunni409110 жыл бұрын
***** We fought a DRAGON at Level 2... So more like Level 2....
@Eon264110 жыл бұрын
Necra Mancie was it a uranium dragon?
@Gunni409110 жыл бұрын
Eon2641 It was a Red Dragon, I think. Been a while since we killed it; we're like, Lv 10+ now.
@bwctubes8 жыл бұрын
Biggest laugh for me came from the Christmas card: "Please don't ask why his lipstick is smeared." Also loved "Joan of LARP". Except how did he resist calling attention to Baldy's line, "NOW WHAT ABOUT MY HEAD?!"
@Noremaad8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who found the "Feeble Mind" joke funny? ...Yes? Just me? ...Ok :(
@fredhagen-gates80918 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it cause I never cast feeble mind I prefer silence as my got to death-to-spell casters spell.
@animatedink25298 жыл бұрын
+Noremaad Nappa: I GOT IT! Vegeta: Shut up Nappa
@stormynight32408 жыл бұрын
+Noremaad Probably because you've played the game. Critic hasn't.
@David-ch2zv10 жыл бұрын
A DnD Campaign i played once consisted of a big ass lizardman that ate people, Dr. Girlfriend if she was a rogue, The six six string samurai (with a fender stratocaster), A paladin.... only person who actually got anything done, a druid who owned a horse that was smarter than him, and some other shitty rogue that who got bound with a monster made out of horsecrap, dirt, and 5 giant troll dicks (it was a prank we pulled on him cuz he pissed us off). Thats the DnD i know. (I was the lizardman because BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!)
@DragonflightProduct10 жыл бұрын
Damn straight.
@KillerOrca10 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a good one...nothing will ever beat the three-titted prostitue of doom though.
@youtubecreators3849 жыл бұрын
NC should review the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon.
@LeopoldLitchenstein9 жыл бұрын
Chuck Lee Maybe for a WTR(Was That Real?) editorial
@kobi0058 жыл бұрын
+Chuck Lee it was a pretty nice show, sad it got cancelled cause season 2 was planned to be more dark and badass
@nyumbaniKukwama8 жыл бұрын
He should do a WTR for the Mortal Kombat cartoon. Who the hell thought that was a good idea for a kids cartoon??????
@LeopoldLitchenstein8 жыл бұрын
Okami Amaterasu No idea, actually. But that sounds pretty cool in concept to be honest
@chinococoa67438 жыл бұрын
+Chuck Lee This was a cartoon??!!
@riddhidev9 жыл бұрын
I used to respect Jeremy Irons. I MEAN C'MON! He voiced scar in Lion King, and he won an OSCAR for portraying a noble! Now I see this! Goddammit!
@Rickbeast00110 жыл бұрын
These days it's "Chris Tucker won't be in this movie? Quick call Kevin Hart!"
@18thskaven7 жыл бұрын
Without doubt my absolute favourite review that Doug has ever done. It helps that I really like this movie.
@MrJustinArt9 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Jeremy Irons was told by the director of this movie to give an over-the-top performance or if he decided to crank the ham up to eleven himself. And is it just me or does Damodar's soldiers look like the Mythic Dawn assassins from Oblivion?
@ZemplinTemplar8 жыл бұрын
Thora Birch, Tom Baker, Marlon Wayans and Jeremy Irons in a single movie. Even the casting in this is genuinely weird ! Loved the "Joan of LARP" pun. X-D
@witcherfanboy67737 жыл бұрын
i was frozen ...today
@gamerhero95597 жыл бұрын
I cannot unheard that now...
@vilheimtheunsinkable96469 жыл бұрын
>Ruled by the Mages Pretty accurate for DnD honestly.
@edcellwarrior6 жыл бұрын
VilheimTheUnsinkable Depends on the edition really
@znout6510 жыл бұрын
Um, did anybody else notice how where he usually shows how annoying a character is before hating on them, he just cheers when the black guy dies and then says the character was annoying. Just something I noticed.
@niallreid766410 жыл бұрын
Yes. You are right. You found the truth. Doug Walker was really a massive racist this entire time and he was using the medium of film to subtly indoctrinate his viewers. Truly you are the messiah.
@ElPINGAS900010 жыл бұрын
***** You are an idiot.
@niallreid766410 жыл бұрын
***** His grammar wasn't wrong idiot.
@niallreid766410 жыл бұрын
***** Ok, I'll give you that one.
@ElPINGAS900010 жыл бұрын
***** *your
@werewolfgal19 жыл бұрын
For years I was trying to place a scene I saw when younger of a dragon being crushed to death by a wall. This was it. Years of searching ended. Thankyou. Now if only my younger self had better taste in movies.
@user-uv1qv5vz7k5 жыл бұрын
Words on Wayans Wheel are: Damon Shawn Keene Marlon Prancer Tito Dopey Kim
@kuribayashi847 жыл бұрын
Dear God, this is like a Uwe Boll-Videogame adaptation, made years before those were even a thing!
@Joker33847 жыл бұрын
Only funnier!
@patgogan73247 жыл бұрын
This is more Ed Woodish
@gonzaloayalaibarre9 жыл бұрын
I knew he have never played D&D from the second in which he started expecting dungeons and dragons to appear.
@pipedream25564 жыл бұрын
Admittedly there's usually multiple dungeons of one form or another in a DnD game XD
@SomeKindaSpy10 жыл бұрын
This is the first Nostalgia Critic I ever watched. It got me hooked on Doug's stuff, and it's funny as hell.
@cityman23129 жыл бұрын
The only important question is Overacting versus Underacting. I would have said that Underacting totally kills any show until Tommy Wiseau demonstrated that it can be funny. But in this the Overacting wins.
@IronPiedmont8 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe Tom Baker got roped into this shit.
@augmenautus9 жыл бұрын
I fucking loved Jeremy Irons in this movie. Definitely the only redeeming quality of the movie.
@mzytryck9 жыл бұрын
19:03 is one of the funniest moments in the Critic's history. I can't put my finger on exactly why it's so brilliant, but it made me spit food the first time I saw it.
@OMEGATHENIETZCHIAN8 жыл бұрын
A D&D fan once told me that blue lip guy is supposed to be a living corpse...and for some reason he reappears as a powerful evil mage in the sequel...because there is one of those.
@scitechian7 жыл бұрын
Explains his slow voice, at least. His skin looks relatively healthy for an undead, though.