Not a Monschter - General von Klinkerhoffen Compilation - 'Allo 'Allo!

[@axeltaylor9094]

how he kept a straight face during that ice cream scene is amazing and the added “would like a wafer with it” was brilliant. :)

can i have a wafer

[@dougieb2159]

​what a lovely coincidence, just watched this episode now

[@GarryH1963]

Hilary MInster (died 1999) great actor. Had appeared in the 1975 Dr. Who story "Genesis Of the Daleks" as a unnamed Thal soldier. Also was in "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy" and "Crossroads". His rich distinctive voice was perfect for voice-overs, as his narration for the seven-part ITV series "The Men Who Killed Kennedy" proved. God Bless Hilary Minster.

[@rawyld]

Ah that's where I have scene him before.thanks

[@mawas6801]

General Von Klinkerhoffen was by far one of my favorite character, the actor did a splendid job, pity he died in 1999

[@dallesamllhals9161]

Soon after... 1999?

[@mawas6801]

@@dallesamllhals9161 well the show ended in 1991, compared to the rest of the cast, his death was relatively sooner than others, ps he was just 54 when he passed away

[@dallesamllhals9161]

@@mawas6801 OH! I was "TO SOON! TO SOON!" ^ From the pilot episode from 1982!

[@gertkrantz5572]

, @@mawas6801

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

This character gives depth to the comedy, which otherwise could be a little bland. He is the typical Prussian army general.

[@elleryeggen9678]

"Hitler. He's only got one ball",!! Brilliant!

[@tjivalorenzohagelin4739]

Best line in history!

[@michaeldavis2039]

Gets me every time!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Brinta3]

*Hitler has only got one ball

[@GalateaPolifemo]

The general was my favorite actor.

[@qrit91]

This show has the widest arsenal of hilarious characters of any show ive ever seen. As a kid i already fount the antics funny, but i didnt know shit about war, so now watching it again, its like reliving the laughter from the past while adding the context. Happy Days.

[@dougieb2159]

I completely agree, I can honestly say this is the only show I can watch again and again and it always makes me laugh the same every single time absolutely brilliant stuff

[@gnostie]

The flying bed scene is a masterpiece.

[@forrestgump2k10]

sneaky collaborators class-I..🤣🤣

[@Woodland26]

my sister in law married a German. Lucky I have watched this show to prepare for the accent. His dad was wearing those uniforms digging into the family album.

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

Zat vaz za right zing to do.

[@sakabula2357]

@@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq lol

[@guguigugu]

Hitler has only got one... SILENT!!

[@michaeldavis2039]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sakabula2357]

Pig!!!!

[@anthonyoh2933]

Omg. They are all so funnnnyyyy. They each have their own uniqueness 😊❤️

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

When at 6:37 Helga falls into the general's hands and he gropes her: probably humor no longer possible in these times of political correctness.

[@Thursdaym2]

Taking the Mick out of the older Germans is part of our heritage. No disrespect to modern Germans who I have found are a different breed.

[@hugoboss5895]

Von-kinky and madam Edith are my faves. Still after all these years this show has me in bits.

[@maciejniedzielski7496]

02:40 general: "where is my chicken 🐔"? :-)

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

They are dancing. Helga: "My sergeant's stripes still seem a long vay avay...". General von Klinkerhoffen: "In my estimation, they are about from here to that sofa." 😃😃

[@forrestgump2k10]

come on von smallhousen to our dictionaries...🤣🤣

[@u.v.s.5583]

Not the Langenscheidt, you dumkopf!!! My powerful Gestapo dictionary!

[@TitanicTARDIS]

General Von Klinkerhoffen really was the only one Interested in the war and fighting the resistance in Nouvion.

[@sharonellis8776]

That scene with the ice cream got me. Gordon really struggling not to collapse before asking do you want a wafer with that ? xx

[@harriebouwmeester4359]

Altijd een hele serie Echt genoten

[@Marcoz588]

If you don’t wet yourself laughing @3:14, you don’t have a sense of humour! 😂🤣

[@josephdragunov374]

What song is that?

[@MrSkipper609]

So true !

[@dreamsComeTruePL]

Please, I need to know that too 👍 I am from Poland, but never heard that one. Can you explain also the context of it? Cheers ;)

[@Camel-from-Arabia]

@@dreamsComeTruePL To jest angielska piosenka wojskowa z czasów I wojny światowej, zwana "Colonel Boogey". W czasie II wojny światowej zmienili jej słowa na "Hitler has only got one ball". Czyli Hitler ma jedno jądro - bo podobno stracił je w okopach I wojny światowej trafiony przez francuskiego snajpera :)

[@stephendines1936]

Sam Kelly. Brilliant. Klomp.

[@simmycutters3757]

just an fyi, it is actually " 'ler " that he used to say, Sam Kelly explained that the character hated Hitler so refused to say his name, so would just say "ler" instead :) RIP Sam Kelly

[@mcristinafarinaarevalo1956]

Have you anything to say??😂😂😂😂😂, Great, great show!!

[@alexsmyth17]

14:28-14:55 - By far, one of the funniest scenes ever written in ‘Allo ‘Allo! - perfectly timed and perfectly orchestrated. It all bodes together so nicely, and you can see Gordon Kaye throughout desperately trying not to laugh. Simple feel-good comedy which is dreadfully devoid in today’s age. Thanks for uploading and thanks to everyone involved in this timeless series which has brought delight to millions!😊

[@maropl2515]

5:25😆

[@ptak_w_locie3328]

My fav character.

[@nicholasbenies6456]

Das grossartige an Allo' Allo' ist das diese Sendung die Gewalt an sich lächerlich macht.

[@hlitharland]

Hilary Minster would have made a perfect Putin.

[@michaelholowka2361]

Or Biden....

[@joegill3612]

Well, he was a KGB agent in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. So he's nearly there.

[@ScottyBugler2005]

Yes he would have made a perfect Vladimir Putin but in every likelihood would’ve been subjected to poisoning for making fun of him 🤔

[@Internetbutthurt]

@@ScottyBugler2005 moron. show the evidence Putin was involved in any 'poisonings'.

[@ScottyBugler2005]

@@Internetbutthurt you’re forgetting about the fact that Putin was KGB and that’s something he would have done as a KGB agent.

[@porkiesb]

2:40 - Ha, from the hilarious movie The Party with Peter Sellers.

[@RicardoMartinez-oh9sq]

Hilarious, indeed.

[@thewolker3483]

What is the episode when they go on the force labor on the road?

[@chrismckee3415]

3:13 ha Hitler has only got one ball

[@potato23116]

Silence!!!!

[@dreamsComeTruePL]

Was that actual song during the war to discredit hitler? Or did it appear after the war? What was the context of that song?

[@chrismckee3415]

@@dreamsComeTruePL it was a song sung by the British it was true medical records before Hitler came to power proved he only had one testicle if was only made known to the whole world on a documentary

[@chrismckee3415]

@@dreamsComeTruePL the documentary is called Hitler's secret sex life

[@dreamsComeTruePL]

@@chrismckee3415 thanks for that bro! :) really interesting

[@geraldwarnock6803]

In a steaming rage!!!!

[@maropl2515]

5:25 Monsieur Leclerc 😆

[@franklinmens3257]

A pitty about the limp!

[@limerick6513]

A very interesting period ,where such shows are produce , fantastic job ,I cringe when the ice cream splash on uniforms. Those are immaculate German uniforms.

[@u.v.s.5583]

If this information leaked out, what would be the effect in Baden-Baden?

[@donato286]

Come, Von Smallhausen... To our Dictionaries! 😅

[@williamh2294]

why does the General only have 2 ribbons? 😄

[@michelguevara151]

look carefully and you'll notice he has five decorations including a wound badge and that the one at his button is for the knight's cross with swords and diamonds, he would have had to earn an iron cross first class, the knight's cross, and the knight's cross with swords first, this is why he is wearing the decorated ribbon. he is also portrayed as a hitler fanatic, hence his 'missing' ribbons, hitler won both the iron cross second and first class as well as a wound badge, yet only wore the first class one and his wound badge, others wore both on their breast. it's subtle things like this that made allo allo so well done. you'll notice bertorelli is festooned because italians were like that..

[@williamh2294]

@@michelguevara151 well thanks for the detailed info. it was a great show and thanks for imparting your obvious knowledge of medals etc. worn or not worn, of the German uniform protocols. 🙂

[@iainbagnall4825]

@@michelguevara151 Well, some of those medals were for his service in Abyssinia, some for service in Ethopia and some were for servicin' Fiats.

[@rooneye]

KLOPP! What a scouser!

[@howardchristopher2348]

Sam Kelly was superb

[@sakabula2357]

They all were...brilliant cast..

[@dougieb2159]

​@@sakabula2357agreed

[@da90sReAlvloc]

Doesn't Hilary minister look like Vladimir Putin

[@harriebouwmeester4359]

Leuke serie bedoel ik

[@acqua61]

Ohh buon giorno a voi Germany 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪😂😂😂😂

[@np100]

Does anyone know why the character of the brunette waitress who spit whe she talked was replaced by the blonde?

[@DarkAngel459]

Francesca Gonshaw, who played Maria, just decided to leave after Season 3. Sam Kelly, who played Hans, decided to leave at the same time.

[@Dutchienl2006]

She went on to play in another series

[@fokthewef]

Too bad Hans didn't stay longer

[@rebjorn79]

Someone please make a 4k AI upscale of these :)

[@RememberEddieYork]

Not approved. But uh.......you can stay & have a drink if you like.

[@dingodelta]

Vell ze roulette veel of life does throw up ze odd zero 🤣🤣🤣

[@AmazingNature365]

Tla!

[@hollyylloh515]

Stay positive with Sherpa 🇬🇧💖💯😄😃😀😀😃😁😆😂🤣😭😭🤣😂😂

[@user-fp3xl9mu2s]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤠

[@dwaynedegale236]

😂😂🇹🇹

[@a123464]

I don't understand the 'club!' Part after they say heil hitler

[@curtisthomas2670]

He's saying a very shortened version of "Heil Hitler", just saying " 'tler ". Try it yourself and see how it sounds. It was explained in commentary.

[@a123464]

@@curtisthomas2670 I appreciate the explanation. I think I'll pass on trying it.

[@hendrixlungu6831]

😀

[@marciocarvalho8975]

All doe at that time Germany was less popular than the red bulshit is nowadays!

[@marciocarvalho8975]

Putin😅

[@gabrielm8263]

Niemcy reparacje wojenne

[@Caesar88888]

they add record of laughing people so that those who are watching this crap knew when to laugh.

[@Gottfried.Leibniz]

This was shot in front of a live audience and at times the laughter was so loud that you can't hear the actors. So, no - they didn't add anything. Maybe you just lack a sense of humor?

[@Caesar88888]

@@Gottfried.Leibniz thats what in russian we call flat jokes - primitive not funny humor.

[@Caesar88888]

@@Gottfried.Leibniz if you consider this to be funny you are the one who has problems with sense of humour. I like french comedies like Les Visiteurs for example, thats real humour. or this old french movies with Louis de Funès this guy knew how to make people laugh and producers of this movies didnt have to put records of laughing audience to tell you when to laugh.

[@Gottfried.Leibniz]

@@Caesar88888 You clearly never watched it. These are just random cuts without any context. But as you said - I’m the problem for sure.

[@Caesar88888]

@@Gottfried.Leibniz man I watched this interrogation scene and its enough for me to see how tasteless this movie is. have you watched Les Visiteurs?