Not gay Scout

original vid: • Here Comes Soldier!

[@empress9554]

0/10 no evidence=scout could be gay, but due to previous events in content such as him having an assumed past sexual relationship with the famed “fried chicken tramp” we can assume he’s straight, also; taking a look further into that episode, we can see him pursue a romantic relationship unknowingly with the lesbian, “ms Pauling” that and the evidence presented in the comics appears that he is also somewhat attracted to heavys sisters HOWEVER let the record show that no matter how canonically straight any character may seem, that cannot, and will not, protect them from slash shipping weeb ass otaku grease fan girls making them gay. In the South Park episode Craig x Tweek, the evidence clearly states that once fangirls get a hold of certain characters, they are immediately “JK Rowling’ed” and turned a nice shade of the rainbow. As you can see I am one of those necbearded females, and my extensive research and experience in the subject has left me with these results; Scout slash ships I’ve seen are mostly of Scout x Sniper, as it would appear that they are surprisingly similar of age, asumedly sniper hasn’t aged so gracefully due to the harmful rays of the Australian sun beating down on him as an unknowing New Zealander, unable to harness the power of Austrailium. That being said scout is secondly shipped most often with ms. Pauling, but we all know why that won’t work out: IN CONCLUSION due to the evidence given and my status as a fan girl, I have it within my sound authority to declare our beloved Scout.... Bi at best Thank you for coming to my ted talk, and remember, Fangirls can turn anyone bi so watch your back.

[@empress9554]

Further review of comic book evidence states that god put scout on earth for all women to have sex with, and since they haven’t it’s safe to assume god made a tiny mistake and made scout 100% gay so all evidence prior is revoked and scout is here by sentenced to be “JK Rowling’ed” may this rest my case

[@ClepticTheIdiot]

Bruh

[@BA-we6bv]

You just explained the entire TF2 storyline

[@empress9554]

I’ll fuckin do it again

[@ClepticTheIdiot]

@@empress9554 please no

[@haikkalarista]

"I am a God!" -Engie

[@NotBadEnough.]

"This thing ain't on autopilot sssoooooonnnnnnnnnn...."

[@clan_boyd]

@@NotBadEnough. DAMNSANDJKADNUWIHFSDHUIAHIEAUOH It's *BEAUTIFUL.*

[@aporue5893]

''this thing ain't on autopilot sonnnn......''

[@aporue5893]

@@NotBadEnough. DAGNABBIT DAGGIT!

[@Shho13]

HOOOH

[@despaceto1152]

It's such a good while!

[@syndra1743]

@@despaceto1152 *gunshot*

[@el_friki_6990]

*NOT GAY*

[@hanazukimasako7289]

Scout when his alarm is off...

[@syndra1743]

@@hanazukimasako7289 lol

[@davidmanrique6593]

I can see this for 100 times and my life will be the same but with the difference that I discovered this

[@typo17t]

love ur pfp ♥

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

As one wise man said, "Dying is gay" And as you can see, Scout dies at the end

[@Snooty1]

@@youwantsumyouwantsumillgiv2642 Although it should, you are most definitely right...

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

STBlackST reference lol

[@AmogusTheAdogus]

@@Snooty1 Although it shouldn't* idk if you spelt that right or ur being real

[@Snooty1]

@@AmogusTheAdogus F*ck I’m not even going to change it… People should see my f*ck up in all its glory.

[@Naruhiu]

Your telling me he’s actually gay?

[@sltrskid]

the way he goes "hooaahh" and leans backwards so organically is beautiful

[@TheBerryVids420]

0:00 that scout sound is the funniest part of the video.

[@carpet163]

"Here comes soldier" is one of the most underrated Gmod videos ever created.

[@chilled6748]

This is what ill be thinking about when im 50

[@Founder6087]

The algorithm has chosen 'Typo' today May he be blessed with a million views and monetization rights

[@MarkDoesRBLX]

me when i leave the jojo fandom

[@Thatoneguy-hn1jb]

This really does say a lot about society.

[@hobomike6935]

Scout failed to live in his society

[@abfal4ab]

Scout, also known as Jeremy, is not sexually attracted to men

[@bilbobaggins8378]

He died of not gay

[@Grfieldlasang]

Excellent

[@TheBfutgreg]

Child support payments

[@praytomyscrap]

never gets old

[@Mr.nugget2371]

It says I watched this but I don’t remember watching this

[@vinnyx.4784]

0:00 when 2020 ends:

[@DeepRockGalacticMissionControl]

but that means 2021: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXOapX53lJJsgdU

[@themanwiththebabyhands4650]

0:02 when 2021 begins

[@the_starfather4672]

Funniest shit I've seen

[@CipherWavesMemes]

"Son, dying is gay" Scout dies, he's gay, end of story

[@DeadPollo]

me not watching at Anime be like

[@Snooty1]

Not Gay! Now that was Close!

[@joottheguy]

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

[@edasdima2615]

K

[@joottheguy]

@Jsslade get decleration of INDEPENDENCE’D

[@ieat10kittens94]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ALLMAX23]

Give back my quality 3 seconds

[@angryscout585]

When NNN ends

[@ZarKus]

jesus... havent seen this for quite awhile...

[@santanawrldd]

when the

[@МихаилМатысякевич]

Не знаю как это оказалось в моих рекомендациях, но я остался доволен

[@k0tyra-steam]

Да

[@МихаилМатысякевич]

@@k0tyra-steam я что, Киркоров чтоб на каждое да всем отвечать? :D

[@quontavious_quinterson8006]

0:00 ooooohhh

[@A.T.P.SOLDAT]

this shows a lot about society

[@ElbioLado]

OK now this is epic

[@MultiGamerClub]

still gold

[@memesthatcanturnyouintomon2401]

Not gay But gay

[@soup-not-edible]

Certified not gay

[@tychoplaysiogames7141]

Gay: Good At Yoinking

[@Richter451]

This is the most 2007 thing made in 2017

[@spooktspeek]

that is because the original video was made in 2013

[@Scouttyy]

*yes im not gay*

[@Grfieldlasang]

Great

[@mrtrashyman9617]

companies on july 1st

[@Isaac_646]

H OOOOOOH

[@coolbill579]

Guys I don’t think he’s gay

[@marissavargas3642]

10 hours version when?

[@typo17t]

BRO YOU'RE RIGHT

[@ilikecurry2345]

IT'S SUCH A. GOOD MAM PIE

[@aaronmallett6290]

What's the name of the song?

[@GodzillaLordofallMonsters]

Scout is ded. Soup rice big not

[@gugovojts2514]

"That there is just gay."

[@39WG]

Shippers: N o .

[@moistexistence3090]

See you in 10 years.

[@SwagMessiahOfficial]

*what did I just see*

[@iceypumpkinhead]

This was randomly generated humor

[@boostingpad]

The face gets me every time.

[@DanJacobsonDANJ16]

I'm curious, anybody know the music perchance?

[@retrogamer7543]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJvOZXZ5i92KkK8 good vibrations is one of favorite songs. Coincidence its in this video lol

[@randomwords577]

Ok then.

[@scout218]

Not gay

[@mussicanttakegreece7296]

*I AM A GOD*

[@theailingsword4674]

Yes

[@garbagwoomy]

Wow

[@ethanarmstrong8841]

gay

[@scoooo1467]

lol

[@mistermossman6074]

Hes preaching only lies

[@FrozenLord66]

me on gay pride month

[@Meepolur]

*Ö*

[@therealvixe]

I am the spy.

[@jackday2966]

Who's the character in your profile picture

[@typo17t]

Lisa Miller from the Scott Pilgrim comics!

[@waran9560]

10/10 underrated Video.

[@yorusuyasoul69420]

Relatable

[@kirby9759]

then again the word gay means to be happy so in another sense, this Scout is a sadout (I tried to make a pun)

[@spooktspeek]

depresscout

[@joottheguy]

Just typed the whole Declaration of Independence

[@typo17t]

straight fire bro

[@joottheguy]

@@typo17t agreed

[@ChemistWeb]

Why did engineer shoot? Scout clearly isn’t gay; just look at the pink text.

[@therjschannel904]

Analysis show you cannot in fact, escape from the gay

[@Bulletbillspeeder25]

Oooh it's such a good sniper shoots scout

[@bananaleech2985]

Fan girls on instagram when they see a random charecter.

[@PBody54M]

Best viewed at x0.25 playback speed.

[@clawz161]

Super straight scout

[@harrytheseal6566]

Scout is happy

[@engineergaming2942]

Not fast enough

[@typo17t]

oh my god are you the real engineer gaming ????!!

[@gogotimeneverstop]

@@typo17t yes,he are

[@wrinkly_senate7311]

The Scout is dead

[@Stolen_skeleton_tf2]

I think not

[@Most_Wanted101]

ALSO ME

[@ercmano7857]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII el scout se curo :o

[@TheTrueDominator]

2017 was a better time

[@typo17t]

2017 was a simplier time for everyone, yet, if you're talking about the gmod community, they're still rocking it since 2006!

[@TheTrueDominator]

@@typo17t yeah the gmod community will rock on till the end of time

[@mimi4plus3]

@@TheTrueDominator actually the original video was made 4 years prior to this one soo uhh yeah

[@Grfieldlasang]

Yes

[@dllsearch]

Ha! Not GAAAAYYYYYYYY

[@blankhead5544]

From what I see, I am the 69th comment, nice.

[@typo17t]

nice

[@mikufaq5341]

Why?

[@josemoraga3577]

yes

[@highspeedtarantado]

Thank u

[@coolbill579]

Wrong hes gay for me

[@bigmeaty9000]

are you certain?

[@typo17t]

yeah

[@commietearsdrinker]

thank you

[@pisspoop]

Not gay

[@LeCuentaCuentos]

Not gay.

[@Grfieldlasang]

Not gay

[@typo17t]

Not Gay

[@древнийказах]

No gay