Not One Weed Joke | Cox n Crendor In the Morning Podcast: Episode 420

[@SkribbleNL]

Wikipedias first sentence is just straight up hexagonal water is a term used in a marketing scam 😂

[@JamalGleeson]

I like the promotional themed cans and bottles for drinks because usually they are sturdy enough that you can bring it home and use it has a drink container after. Like even at the event and/or theme park you can swish with water and you can refill with stuff.

[@roarododo]

Weather Request: Iquitos, Peru. Iquitos is the largest city in the world that cannot be reached by road that is not on an island; it is only accessible by river and air. The city is located in the Great Plains of the Amazon Basin, fed by the Amazon, Nanay, and Itaya rivers.

[@bagrym]

Congrats for 420 episodes. Those are just so many hours. I enjoyed every one of them.

[@mokajones74]

Nothing more C'n'C than Crendor repeatedly reminding Cox leading up to the 420hahameme episode, only to forget about it himself the day of 😂😂

[@DoesCrendorMentionTheMoonPhase]

Yes, a Full Moon at 1:00:15.

[@mrrobertman]

Timestamps Start: 0:38 Traffic: 51:29 Weather: 57:18 (Rök/Ödeshög, Sweden) Sports: 1:05:30 Fact of the day: 1:08:37 Big news story: 1:11:03

[@AquaBara]

I run the loyalty program for a chain of convenience stores. I'll share this article to our IT team. Hopefully they've already heard of this. Thanks for keeping a look out there for me boys.

[@Titanius_zos_Aires]

At Jesse - just remember many gas stations are owned by local owners but are branded paying an annual fee. Stations buy the gas from those brands at a market rate (currently in Nebraska this is around $3.00 and sell it for $3.19 minus credit/debit card rates for a 15 cent margin), so the store takes it in the shorts when fuel is stolen. The exception is corporate owned stations such as Pump n Pantry, Casey's, Wawa vs franchises like Chevron, BP, Exon, etc that buy fuel from said Chevron, BP etc... Theft like that story rarely effects big oil because its the local businesses that take the loss. Yes, I run an unbranded gas station in Columbus, Nebraska with 7 employees and this article hurt me to read when it first came out.

[@Steelz59]

My weekly dose of Crendor and Jessie, thank you guys!!

[@chloe-sunshine7]

I love how in the same episode, Jesse is talking about how they don't do gambling sponsors because they don't want us in debt, and Crendor met someone who's broke because they introduced him to Warhammer.

[@GideonGleeful95]

So, on the snail thing (source: PhD student in biology): As Crendor read, the diets of snails and slugs (collectively called Gastropods) depend entirely on species. Gastropods can also live on the lsnd or in the sea. Some eat plants and csn be a menace to gardeners. Others are filter feeders in the and others are carnivorous. In fact, the cone snail has a venomous barb that it can shoot out of its body to skewer small fish before swallowing them whole. On the other end of the spectrum, there are also ones that eat algae, such as the species that Im stidying for my PhD Galba truncatula. Though I'm mostly studying it because it's used as part of the life cycle of several livestock parasites such as liver and rumen fluke.

[@Slomsy]

So basically for water, you want close to 7 pH. Between 6,5 and 7,5 is good. Aside from that pH mainly controls the taste of the water I drink has a pH of 7,2. The salt in the gatorade water is the electrolytes. They are salt…kinda. And the difference with 0 sugar drinks would be the aspartame as the sweetner. Just drink the water you like the taste of.

[@kiyozuki1283]

CnC in the afternoon, sweet. Congrats on 420 episodes, have been listening consistently since almost the beginning.

[@RukiKunOfficial]

God you guys are making me cry at work from 33:00 - 40:30 Thank you for keeping my shift entertaining while I am drafting.

[@RedAces93]

omg, Lincoln NE is my hometown 😂 I can't believe I haven't heard of that News Story ⛽️

[@GideonGleeful95]

Weather request for České Budějovice, Czech Republic. The town is also called Budweis in German. Beer had been produced there since the 1200s and the early 1870s they began briefly exported to the US under the name Budweiser, then restarted exporting in 1933. However, in 1876 Anheuser-Busch also launched a beer called Budweiser in hopes of "creating a beer of equal quality". Since then there have been trademark disputrs between the þwbreweries. In Europe the US beer is often just sold as Bud, while the Czech beer is sold as Czechvar in the US.

[@BruceBoyde]

Fun fact: I-90 will take you from Seattle to Boston if you want. I drove it from Washington to Seattle once, and it's crazy to think that I could have just kept going all the way to the Atlantic.

[@shindalah1794]

As someone who worked for Pepsi for a few years I can definitely tell you if a "limited time" special or mystery flavor pops up its either a holiday marketing thing or they had a few batches with off flavoring and need a way tp offload the product. I know coke does this as well.

[@Kotosanji]

Weather Maidstone in England, its where I grew up and has iggy the Iguanodon

[@Baelor_uwu]

Despite the title, I get the feeling there are gonna be TONS of weed jokes for this episode (episode 420)

[@Cthulhunoms]

As someone who tried Meundies and loved them I can say they are NOT WORK UNDERWEAR. They basically melt in sweat and heat but man are they comfortable for other uses. Just a word of caution to the average working joe listener.

[@RadioHog]

Weather request: Dunfermline Scotland, it's the old capital of Scotland

[@FatJesusHangry]

Holy fucking shit i never knew I needed something more than now 40:10

[@tatsurose]

me seeing the title: yeah right boys I know you're gonna make a weed joke me finishing the episode: well done you very forgetful lads

[@thaumaturgeslit7759]

Weather Request: Åland, Finland. A self governing archipelago, belonging to filand, where Finnish isn't an official language.

[@PickleHeroYT]

Weather Request: Bucksport, ME. I grew up there, overall pretty boring but it gets a lot of tourists during the summer caus of Fort Knox being right across the river. They even have an event around Halloween called "Fright Night at the Fort" where they decorate it with spooky stuff and actors in costume jump out at you, dunno if its still going. Funny local story: Back during the Bath Salts craze (2012ish) there was a guy who was high out of his mind attacking a telephone pole right down the street from a friends house screaming "IM TAKING YOU WITH ME JESUS" over and over before the police finally found him

[@og.monstr]

Weather request for Lycksele in Lapland, Sweden. (SECOND YEAR IN, I'M GOIN'!) We got Sweden's most impressive ice penis/pillar, the world's greatest coffee (apparently) at Budha's Coffee Roastery, the world's pointiest O'Learys (probably), "fine" pizzerias, and summertime invasions by rockabillies, horse jockeys and Evangelicals!

[@Tsumetaiyoru]

The term bio hacker sounds way too cool for what it actually is.

[@mokajones74]

I'd figure the machines that mold/form the plastic bottles are the most expensive investment in sportdrink production

[@alongtimecoming7334]

anyone know what's the link of acoustic therapy Crendor was refering to?

[@BeanerMan13]

Gatorade should make metal or glass flasks shaped like the bottle, so you can get gas station Gatorade Fountain drinks

[@jeppepeters4663]

Weather request for Aalborg Denmark. A old Danish city with some great historical buildings, and a street with only bars and clubs. Along a fjord where a lot of people walk drunk at night.

[@FrankenSteinsGate]

Regarding the traffic segment, LA has the worst _traffic_ whereas DC has the worst _drivers_

[@Nik202_]

Its the whole DMV area IME

[@xygo6038]

Electrolytes are salt

[@khdzgaming]

“NAR cOnfeCtEr A-B and you can See the” 1:02:01

[@deadcard13]

It is unlikely Gatorade made their water just because they ran out of flavoring/dye for a 0 Sugar batch. It's millions of dollars to make up new labeling/packaging and takes months to implement. That's far more than it woukd cost to simply hold the batch back until it could become flavored. More likely what they did is come up with a something to claw back some of their market-share while also reducing overhead. Millions of dollars and months of roll-out tends to pay for itself when you're cutting ten times that to produce it. It's odd to think people will buy Gatorade Water just because of the branding, but it's also weird that people buy into alkaline water to begin with.

[@BRProductionsChannel]

Weather request for my hometown of Eugene, Oregon

[@xXAlmostEvilXx]

This episode brought to you by: Headphones for ED

[@theeth3242]

Crazy that the boys have hit both of the "funny" numbers. Now let's see if they can hit the old school "funny" number of 1337

[@Jagerbomber]

You could sue them and say it's not a potion, but then they could say it is a potion that does what Gatorade does. And then they could get sued by Gatorade.

[@Champion_of_Eorzia]

Episode 420. Remember to hydrate!

[@Blitzkrieger17]

episode 420, over 40 minutes of talking about blasting your balls with sound waves! can we get a crendor giggle count?? 🤣this might just be the most off the rails epidode ever... so far. and if jesse is dissing Hot Chicken Takeover.... i got 2 words for ya, BANANA PUDDING. the one by me went out of business, despite people always being in there, and it was friggin DELICIOUS, never dry. unfortunately, i think it was just TOO close to a chick-fil-a... ugh. now im craving spicy chicken at 5am... AND banana pudding...

[@g3ngar04]

Blaze it

[@Jagerbomber]

Eat Less, Seriously. Do That. Eat Less.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

that's a really terrible blanket statement.

[@Jagerbomber]

@@miguelnewmexico8641Denial

[@D2Synua]

Trying to uphold some kind of moral high ground when it comes to which ads to be sponsored by while being sponsored by "butcher box" is just hilarious.

[@claytonreeves150]

Are you comparing gambling to a service that provides an actual product?

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

get help.

[@thumbzcodmobile]

I was really hoping y'all would get high AF for this and just post it unprofessional AF lol who cares 😂