NOT TODAY B

[@Kayla-rs6wr]

Dash's love for Link is true relationship goals

[@skrtskrt9191]

Poor Link, he looks so cramped in that little cart.

[@kbarts316]

Ikr he barely fits 😂

[@TheShadowMarioBros]

I can't be the only one sitting on the edge of their seat, laughing thier asses off, and sweating bullets all at the same time. XD

[@ChateTheGreat]

You are

[@Anthony-oo8kz]

I did too:):):)

[@wavematrix]

Damn bruh.

[@kaci1699]

lol so true

[@SubZerofire0]

Yes sir!

[@ej9845]

''link even your smiling face won't help me right now'' lol how serious link's face turned

[@seijin4426]

He's probably bipolar...

[@kommanderskombat3339]

I'm more excited to hear dash rage on 200cc than I am to actually play it.

[@soulslayer2235]

200cc? I've never seen that mode before.

[@silixnh]

They announced as an update in the latest nintendo direct for April 23 for free

[@soulslayer2235]

Oh. Can't wait to play it.

[@ducktail4068]

UR stupid

[@soulslayer2235]

Joshep Rubi Who?

[@babagooey7835]

" Purposely ran the baby over" I laughed way harder than I should have at that

[@goingdiagonal6693]

Even funnier now because he ran Dababy over!

[@gabrieldiaz9090]

Dashie you make my day dude

[@wavematrix]

What is this, Forge on Halo 3? How da hell is he making days?

[@rog5411]

Good Coffee018 The fu...

[@angelcolon5428]

I always see you comment dude

[@angelcolon5428]

You comment on every video dashie makes

[@gabrieldiaz9090]

Angel Colon what I cant say nothing good about dashie?

[@Liam-hp1qw]

Lol, it's like the game knows that Dashie has some rivalry with Donkey Kong.

[@GoldenTerrabyte]

IT'S LIKE DEY *KNOW*

[@SychicGamer]

Whos "kong?" His last name's "Bitch-Ass"

[@magicanimalpranks9014]

SychicGamer No, hiz laz name izz kong. Donkey kong iz my favorizze chareczer. I like hom veiry veiry veiry veiry veiry muz. Dashie zould vlay wiz hom nezzt Go donkey go! Vleaze support zonkey kong. He iz a nize guy

[@magicanimalpranks9014]

***** Hiz last vame izzz donkey kong. He iz vrom Mario kart 8.

[@marmcd2003]

magicanimalpranks Shut the fuck up.

[@2jojojojojojo]

When i see that dash uploaded a Mario kart 8 gameplay my spirit jumps out of my body 10 feet In the air

[@2jojojojojojo]

Lol what the hell has gone up your ass? Oh yeah that's right, you're a angry black man lol

[@revietheevie5226]

Josiah Crenshaw Seriously, though. Some of Dashies best game plays are his Mario ones. These and Captain Toad are just way too hilarious. If you like those, though, check out his Crash Bandicoot one.. They have me DYING!!!! Keep it up Dash! You da bomb!

[@chickenpork5444]

me too.

[@wavematrix]

Evelyn Rodriguez Captain Toad puts me to sleep. Don't know how people even play it!

[@gustavoortiz6589]

Right !!!!!!! For real this is more funny with the highlights

[@rookinson]

"THERE'S 2 LINKS IT'S LIKE DOUBLE THE SEXY" Dashie really likes Link XD New otp lol he's trying to get that link diughh

[@bullwinkle524]

Lol I saw three

[@ToruKun1]

OTP = One True Pairing

[@bet3013]

Also Otp= On The Phone

[@SpikePowers]

open that puh

[@Atomix50972]

**barf**

[@jonathancipriano9312]

4:32 man I love when dashie goes "*OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT*" at the beginning of each course :DDDDDDDDDDDD

[@jademaniquis1619]

//sees 2 Links OH THERES TWO OF THEM DOUBLE THE SEXY omg...

[@RHagans]

Ever since I started watching Dashie my grades have gotten worse.

[@yummyyumyum1931]

Dude wtf do your work then watch dashie I had the same problem last year.

[@toothakace]

Don't watch him then

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

Lol Dashie stay ruining people's grades XD

[@imsortaweird8680]

Ya bruh its hard to hear after his HAAAPS,his LETS DO THIS SHIT,and him just ragin out.

[@shyayn37]

SAME

[@mackadoodless]

“THAT MOTHERFUCKER AGAIN?!” that part killed me 😂

[@dan_plays9508]

Timestamp?

[@MJsBaldhead]

@@dan_plays9508 11:16

[@marlonromero4181]

dear lawd,11:14 I was drinkin water n I was layin on my moms bed,I barely made it

[@britec842]

KING YOLO13542 that was me last night

[@xAreuto]

I know I was their ;)

[@LuisMendez-jk8bn]

*there

[@gabrielfoster7177]

Lol

[@timmyfromhappywheels3321]

Luis Mendez They're*

[@alleyesonzee]

at the end, when dashie thought he had 2nd place overall, the game was like "aha! april fools bitch!" lmao

[@TravieBASED]

Damn....you was MURDERING that first race. smh, im sad.

[@yeezy2136]

Ayee travie was good just saw the vlog lol

[@Danii1063]

My boy Travis watches Dashie what? Run my fade cuh

[@skylarjustice7018]

Danny Ozuna asap atch dashie to

[@BrothersEntertainment]

Ayyy, Travies here

[@TDog14126]

TravieBASED thanks for spoiling it for me

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

Dashie: *doing well in a race, has been in first for the first and second lap and feels extremely confident* Lap 3: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

[@ddotdo]

"Link playing with swords" pause. Dashie just said double the sexy. Dashie i didnt know you were a Link fangirl

[@GoldenTerrabyte]

He ain't a fangirl, he's quite obviously a fanGUY

[@SkyShadow44]

"NO DONKEY NO!!!" -Dashie

[@Alpha-0014]

15:34

[@Henso618]

Dashie is too funny!!! He gotta be THEE loudest KZbinr ever!! lol

[@tomcast1928]

***** lol My boi is loud though.

[@Henso618]

How he end up in 4th place though??

[@ryangarnder9790]

***** Right thats what I was just saying.

[@Henso618]

Ryan Garnder I would have done worse. Iv'e never been good at this game!

[@teamrocket8808]

***** Prepare for trouble!!

[@Smileandwavelol]

"Can you swim???" Lol three years later Dashie drowns Link in Breath of the WIld XD

[@naseantaylor3330]

11:07 - 11:17 this should have been dashie's intro

[@jamesslepak3308]

Cryptic Reaper Or Maybe 7:08-7:16

[@Rowontheblock]

16:52 Dashie bout to get eaten like a Popeyes biscuit

[@erikamolina6916]

Or 6:31

[@Dils_]

do you have a man crush on Link? i've noticed that since the previous vids.. it's okay, Link is undoubtedly beautiful

[@theepiccheeta]

EVERY TIME HE SAYS HANG ON TO IT... 😂😂he loses his shit 😂

[@skvllbone1594]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN DONKEY PASSED LINK AND DASHIE GOT MAD LMAOO

[@kaitlingreer4421]

I ship dashie and link lol

[@selenetelles8998]

lol

[@Nautiko69]

+Kaitlin Greer It's my otp

[@TigerLoviez]

Dink or Lashie! LoLz That's the best I could come up with on the spot!

[@unknownresilence6221]

+Talha Mughal lashie ❤

[@claudevonriegansbiggestsim4637]

This comment made my night. LOL!

[@Isatino]

Damn Dash, I was rooting for you on the online race. XD

[@cutiegalrr]

the game was like April Fools!

[@JordanWheeler1999]

cutiegalrr true the game somehow prank him

[@Isatino]

At least it landed him on his favorite place. Six-t-eff! XD

[@JordanWheeler1999]

Isa1015 hahaha Ikr

[@BlazeInferno360]

Yeah, Dashie did good online.

[@gabby_http]

"Link please, there's two of them! It's like double the sexy-" I'm dead omg

[@VBessence]

Now dashie called link sexy XD

[@leyladavis3101]

Dashie would pick toad harbor when there's some Japanese people in there

[@LashawnG]

Please refrain from racism in the comment section, much obliged

[@weebrandon1711]

Yea please don't be racist

[@leyladavis3101]

It's not being racist if anything it's ironic... I love people of all races... It's a part of history I'm saying all Japanese people did that

[@weebrandon1711]

Leyla Love it is because your saying about pearl harbour it isn't a nice subject to talk about

[@sgt.fraisxm2270]

Nice one. It isn't really that bad to talk about. I've seen people make a joke of 9/11 on cards against humanity, people making holicost, and people making jokes about the Boston marathon bombing. It was a good job and not that racist. It's just a ironic like he said.

[@annabanana4438]

This is one of the main ones when donkey was being mad shady 😂 He almost flew by dashie in the last race as well. Donkey's legacy will live on forever man as longvas dashie is alive 😂😂😂

[@NintegaDario]

Donkey is coming back, and he's being worse than before! Mario Party 10 on Friday?

[@NintegaDario]

Since when is Mario Kart 10 out yet, I clearly said Mario *Party* 10.

[@ashlee9546]

Nintega Dario XD

[@NintegaDario]

Angry Black Man 200cc though.

[@chilitooo]

He will come back He always does

[@biodegradababe]

Nah, Link can't swim. That's how BEN Drowned was made. ;D

[@grimyboi3590]

Bruh 😂

[@snehanihalani8239]

He can-

[@TrashyPansexual]

Poor Ben 🤣🤣🤣

[@JsYTA]

DASHIE!!! They just announced that 200CC is coming SOON and its FREE!

[@fartvader84yearsago8]

***** lol i hope it comes with F1 cars because that shit is going to be fast as fuck.

[@hollaholla7375]

That's why I bought the package with blue falcon.

[@GameWhiz13]

Mute City is gonna be a huge mess now. XD

[@ToruKun1]

I love the names of the Japanese people in the first race, it's Ryou, Haruka...then Poopyko XD

[@MaudsValentine]

Hey you... YEA YOU. The person reading this im talking to you... YOU ARE FREAKIN GORGEOUS LIKE DAMN U LOOK BEAUTIFUL... Hope you have a wonderful day.

[@wavematrix]

I don't need to be told how sexy I am. I know I'm scorching hot. Thank you for noticing though.

[@wavematrix]

***** (S)he was obviously talking to me since I read it first. #Logic

[@krisha_panchal]

Oh thank you XD

[@wavematrix]

***** There's no way (s)he was talking to you. (S)he said "beautiful", and the last time I checked you're ugly as fuck. My good man. (

[@wavematrix]

Krisha Panchal You better be talking to god or else we're going to have a problem. (S)he wasn't talking to you, (s)he was talking to me.

[@davidgreen763]

Link is back! FINALLY

[@seijin4426]

look at Link having so much fun, he was probably thinking "screw Hyrule, I'm going racing!"

[@IAmKennyBrown]

Dashie All Hyped "LINK LETS DO THIS SHIT CALM DOWN WITH THAT SWORD" LMAO

[@kareema3832]

New idea for mariokart Its a bit crazy, but hear me out Dashie puts a poll of 5 random mk8 maps We choose which one we want and the most 3 or 4 voted will be the tracks he races on!

[@kareema3832]

Aww

[@fartvader84yearsago8]

Kareem Abinales everybody is going to choose Rainbow road because Dashie is too hilarious in that stage.

[@fahmiperwira]

Don't include rainbow road.everybody's lovin it but if he keeps falling, it's not fun anymore.

[@shananaylopez7153]

Hehe "Double the sexy" Agreed Dashie. Link is sexy lol

[@seijin4426]

said every girl ever!

[@najmafallenstar]

@@seijin4426 Bc it true

[@jtfitness301]

His reaction after 4th place😂😭😂💀💀💀

[@defendthetoast5438]

Drink Game : Take a shot for every time Dashie says SH*T! 23 shots later... *Dead*

[@ZinalaG59]

I wonder what Dashie would be doing if he didn't do KZbin? Any guesses?:p

[@ChiggaFlip]

Acting

[@spider3964]

Rapping

[@XxXNerdyPandaXxX]

Rapping

[@Exfailed]

A McDonald's employee.

[@coolmeransom]

ASAPDavie The real question is what would you be doing? Most likely watching porn.

[@chrissynova77]

I kept screaming, "You Betta Represent, Dashie!!"

[@TheJohnnee]

16:38 I was drinking water while watching this. When I saw Donkey's facial expression in slow motion, I started laughing and choked on my water. I was coughing and gasping for air for about 10 seconds, so I almost died laughing at that.

[@ElViperr408]

Am I the only one who turns my device to help him turn? Lol

[@RippeyGaming]

Yea

[@AllThingsRRP]

No , I only do on my iPad and phone but not my laptop lol

[@denverrevned1191]

I use my monitor, fuck ya'll talkin bout?

[@mahkajinyuki9803]

No :3

[@sailorcaramel]

i wave my hand as if its going to do anything. like turn left.. no left!! XD

[@KarlaLopez-nj3ee]

Really dash? XD double the sexy? XD lol

[@jacobwilliams8738]

The video was 17:38.......get it? nvrmnd

[@PokeKidHD]

+jacob williams FETTY WAP

[@jacobwilliams8738]

+Hydra Henny exactly

[@jacobwilliams8738]

+itskennyandjosh lol

[@brandonmcofdeath192]

I'm like hey wasup hello

[@redyoshi777]

I said hey whats up hello (what kinda lyrics are those? xD)

[@leol216]

Dashie I just wanted to tell u that I love u( not in that kind of way) pause doe! Today my grampa passed away and I tried not to think about it , so I went on your channel like I always do ! And even in this kind of depression u still make me laugh!!!!!! Thx for being there for me when I need it most , all I wanted to say is that your awesome and whenever I feel down about him I'll go yo your channel and whatch your vids over and over. U made my life a laughing room even when my girlfriend broke up with me. Again all I wanted to say was thank u soooooooo much for being there , I love u ( pause ) and I'll see u next time tommorow the next day the next and again until u quit KZbin , I'll tune in every time no matter what, 🙈🙉🙊👍👍👍👍👍👍. Holla at yo boy....YEEAAAUUGH!!!!!

[@bv705]

Angry Black Man cus your broke ass can't play it

[@playerlego9016]

Angry Black Man why are u here then?

[@playerlego9016]

Angry Black Man yes

[@playerlego9016]

okay

[@PharaohTerrellGaming]

playerLEGO This guy is a troll, he says this on every video.

[@1970jjatl]

0:53 I like donkey Kong he is one off my favorite characters as well as wario

[@CinnyRekt]

the video time says 1738..

[@CinnyRekt]

+Oscar Ortiz 1738.. trap queen

[@CinnyRekt]

..

[@diegodd3324]

hey whats up hello

[@jaedenb.4392]

+Oscar Ortiz it's a Fetty wap reference

[@CinnyRekt]

J PlaysGamez Thank you

[@hannahthornton8198]

Who thinks that Dashie and link should have a fan fiction?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@lightningace5025]

Me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@its_magic9516]

baaah😂 I and libk should have one😏

[@legendofLINK445]

Hey Dash, i wrote this rap for you, homie. If you like it Please rap to it in a video. Thanks Uh, aye dash i got some new rhymes, call the fucking press or the new york times uh, this rap is fresh just like a beat, beats so good they make you move yo feet uh, Talk about some fruits or daily health care, dis so good its gonna attract some bears uh, rappin so good, just like an animal, gettin kinda partched better eat a danimal. *Drops mic* If you enjoyed this like so dashie could possible rap it in a video. Also if you read this, enjoy your day :)

[@billpaterson7770]

dylan manchester ....

[@JuniorRomo23]

I read this in Dashie's rap voice lmao

[@HARBRINGERZERO]

I like nice clean rap. 👍

[@sailorcaramel]

dude! when your mixtape drop, I'm gonna buy it! XDXD

[@metalmario1405]

Pretty good

[@LoneGamerNerd]

"There's two Links! It's like double the sexy." LMAO!

[@Rokku-D]

2:50 "NO! ... (red shell still coming) NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

[@impossibruru]

When donkey zoomed past with the staruh at the end of the race, i lost it XD

[@nolanadams]

I was arrested this morning for pulling a new prank in my workplace. Apparently even though I said "April Fools Day," it's still rape.

[@ChironIV]

WAT

[@rybacksexyman7478]

Like those people who purposely prank all black people

[@nolanadams]

Ryback Sexy Man i am black

[@benchattin]

How'd you type this comment? ELOOMINAUGHTY CONFIRMED!!!

[@siegwardinspirit]

ben chattin eloomi*naughty*....WHA-WHAAAT!!

[@neisha9295]

"Looks at two links" _ah sh*t it's like double the sexy!_

[@RockedSolid]

yay more Dashie!!! :D

[@VipeRKO9]

Hey Dash! I just tweeted you, this game is getting 200cc! Get ready to always get SIXFTH!

[@akgoldakdiamond4841]

Dashie when you played online you was gonna win but then they were like "Ha April Fools"

[@MICCHECKAA]

"NO DONKEY NOOOO!!!!!" GOT ME DEAD BRO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@goldmask9]

"Lemme look at links pretty face, it'll calm me down a lil' bit, Ohhhhhh look at this bitch" - DashieXP 2015

[@madisondaniella9482]

So funny when you rage. I really don't care what you play, you always make it funny no matter what game. Thank you so much for your videos.

[@LuvableJack]

Bruh dashie play some H1Z1

[@Randaleo]

LuvableJack YEAH!!

[@magnorquintanilla9873]

Uuh no

[@rybacksexyman7478]

Magnor Quintanilla Why not

[@wavematrix]

Let's just calm down with the racing.

[@mihamenasher5947]

Its to serious for Dashie

[@jamesslepak3308]

11:32 Iggy's doing that little flying stuff. IM DED 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Grimstrrr]

MAANNNN i haven't watched this in 6 years😭i been watching all ur videos since i was like 11 man im 17 now I LOVE YOU MANE

[@ThalamicRex]

Double the sexy 😂😂😂😂

[@xbrian2461x]

my favorite part was when you said link's face wasnt making you happy then he frowned. HAHAHA i love you dash

[@Nvthaniel]

Dashes play more games w/ JD please

[@Roya1Hero]

I just like how hes so energetic on his videos XD when I press play on his videos on any bad day and hear him shouting i just burst out laughing its really hard to keep a straight face when watching his videos LMFAO

[@bawkmeowforever3201]

Hey Dashie! I wanted to know if you could play Mortal Kombat X when it's out (which is April 14) Love you dude! 👍❤

[@bawkmeowforever3201]

Please Like this so Dashie can see it! Thanks! Have a great day!

[@monkabang9107]

Yo Dash, you gotta keep playing them online joints. You was killing it! It was just some bad luck with them items at the end, legit!

[@brickthedoosh3906]

I never make recommendations. However, this I'm sure people would agree. Play DayZ, that game is interesting to watch. Try playing it with *The Homie Jesse*

[@kacper_gorski_the_galafighters]

No, it's fucking stupid, glitched and broken. There are better games he can play

[@rog5411]

AriesJay | Rants & Other Shit You know that game never coming out

[@Tonyfirstt]

Sometimes i feel like Dashie Forgets how to breath When hes talking lmfao Funny ass dude !! 😂😂

[@prodforza]

Welcome To The Under 301+ Club! How Tough Are Ya?

[@MARSO347]

How tough am I ate a bowl of links swords for breakfast

[@Franchise2017]

BaconLegacy12 How tough am I? I played duck hunt and didnt throw my computer.

[@seduizer]

How tough am I? I slipped on a ice cube and didn't go to the Weenie Jr's hospital

[@etikashair5301]

I went on Disneyjunior.com without my parents' permission

[@seduizer]

Fernando Ruiz real toughness right there

[@eusebiosantillano8639]

LMFAO damn dashie you made me bust out laughing when donkey sped by you with the star power right after you got fucked up. Keep up the good work that was hilarious and im not even done with the video.

[@newmeg9194]

Can you play some GTA 5 story mode OK Dashie

[@P5YcHoKiLLa]

Angry Black Man Awww, Turn that frown upside down son

[@newmeg9194]

Stut the hell up bitch

[@P5YcHoKiLLa]

Angry Black Man Not even if you were good lookin

[@newmeg9194]

U mad or nah!

[@fangpyer]

Charlie Hewlin Yes I'm very mad...

[@GabiLealBuzzkill]

"there's two of you... it's like double the sexy" omfg

[@UltimateAHP]

*I Hope You Read This Dashie, This is Important for you* Today´s your lucky day Dash because nintendo just announced a new mode for Grand Prix Thats Called "200cc" no joke, and its really fast, can´t wait to see you F*ck up, its coming out April 23rd as a Free Update, oh and also the Next DLC, its been moved to that date, Have Fun!

[@inactive736]

The reason why Link actually cut his shit is because the animation is not intended for the flight being deployed, thus clipping his sword through.

[@yannouyeezy7406]

Yo dash your mic must be really fucked up lol

[@pureimagery1975]

Not sure if you know this but when you drive directly behind some one,called drafting you get a speed boost

[@valeriesmith1262]

I ship Dashie and Link Pretty Ass

[@FlameShawtyZuko]

But this was one of the funniest MK8 gameplays in awhile. After work I roll up a nice doobie and LMAO to your videos every night man. Keep it up my boy 😂

[@Some1OrSmth]

#Linkprettyasfuck

[@Jazzerbean]

Lol Dashie you were maintaining a good while in the first race but I had to laugh when you messed up with that bomb and trying to be cool with that stunt only to slam into the train XD

[@joliva151]

Stop hating on donkey and play that donkey country wii u

[@donkeykong6532]

THANK YOU!

[@TheLegoMaster261]

I agree!

[@_FiFo_]

Donkey Kong Im surprised that your name isnt Expand Dong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Ty-Foo]

Pokemaster5492 I named my friend's Donkey Kong amiibo "Expandong" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@_FiFo_]

Delicious Poutice I like that name. Enter it in the name contest for Amiibos. You'll instantly win the contest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@woodchuqpvp4082]

Even when I have a bad day, Dashie always cheers me up and makes me laugh :D

[@OG509]

The best videos it's when Dashie plays Mario Kart and Happy Wheels.

[@jesterfestival3297]

Watching Dashie play this fucks with my blood pressure lmfao

[@gideongaming4244]

1:05 "double the sexyness!" PAUSE THO

[@BlazeKagutsuchiZ]

When dahie and donkey go to war it be the funniest shit ever It would be more funnier if dashie done voice overs for the characters when something happen

[@marin550]

Dashie the Red horn helps you block red shells that are coming your way. I think it also works for blue shells. The horn is very helpful to block any shell.

[@mxcn123456]

Can't wait till Dashie plays 200cc

[@squidpai6079]

Dashie knows he's gonna have to hit that 200cc when it comes out

[@Danesha_M_H]

I know Link's knees hurt in that kart 😂

[@amaya8940]

I love the rivalry with donkey kong it's like Nintendo is intentionally making him OP to get dash angry