Local moron creates black hole

[@BopperDuppet]

i like how in noita you can literally be a god and kill everything by breathing on it but as soon as you see a guy/liquid that can turn you into a sheep you're scared shitless

[@JoshRiolu]

You can fungal shift polymorphine into something else, I had a God run where it turned to harmless water... and I died right after celebrating and forgot the seed :

[@dogf421]

transfiguration is terrifying like you could be goku and someone turns you into a rat and all your powers are gone and you just die

[@Li_me]

Thought process: He wouldn’t risk crashing this run to shoot a wand that does 5000 damage at a boss with 200 health *Albino: Shoots the fucking wand*

[@notwise9455]

I love your choice of screams in your editing, especially the agonized one you do when you land in lava.

[@emilsingapurcan8054]

Ah yes a comment that makes sense if i dont have context

[@TheFuzzyOcelot]

i love watching the tutorials on how to do this because its like "spoiler alert! don't watch the video if you dont want to be SPOILED! to do this you have to do 18 oddly specific things you would never do in your life"

[@GENERAALBRYAN]

thats the thing with all the bloody secrets in this game. for End of Everything you also need to do some obscure shit if you arent racing trough lava and find it by chance

[@wand6792]

Well this quest specifically has a lot of hints spread around the world, it's not too hard to connect the pieces together.

[@GENERAALBRYAN]

@@wand6792 if you play this game blind you might see some of the hints at random times. There's no way you can see a correlation between all the tiny hints and hidden items/ locations without thinking "is this very specific item used first in quest A, a location of interest in B or the final step in quest G?"

[@NotAlbino]

@@GENERAALBRYAN The sun quest is actually the quest with the most hints right now, they also have made updates on the clues to the EoE quest. I'll be making a video correcting my "The problem with Noitas secrets" video when all of this hits main branch.

[@anirvana]

@@NotAlbino pogchamp

[@aidanm8009]

I've got like 15 hours on this game and barely inched into the ice cave after that much play time. There is not a single thing happening in this video that I can comprehend at all

[@raspyApostle]

As it should be.

[@Hellion6325]

I have almost 170 hours and I still have no idea wtf he's doing lol

[@s.h.nourani5469]

​@@Hellion6325i have triple the amount of your playtime and im still hella cunfused

[@barryxr6919]

Learning more about chemicals and physics here than in school.

[@donsly375]

o really?

[@anirvana]

Yeah man, they didn't even tell us about acceleratium and levitatium in school.

[@Sir_Steven]

The government keeps our world's alchemic precursor recipe in Area 51.

[@bevvvy1374]

@@anirvana This made me laugh harder than it should holy shit lmfao

[@jenbooob]

@@anirvana i didn't even know metal could turn into steam with a bit of concentrated mana. Woulda helped me out when trying to get into my safe that had a broken door and hinge mechanism.

[@amergingiles]

NOITA has taught me that throwing a turd into the sun will turn it into a black hole as the Powers That Be just say "We can't fucking even" and give up.

[@mrShift_0044]

the powers of Nature and Magic are like: We give you a way to create a new sun, and all you do is throw a *_FUCKING_*_ shitstone_ in it???? You know what? fuck you. *unlights your sun*

[@mrgamer5739]

@@mrShift_0044 “unlights your sun” something about that statement is just too goddamn funny

[@Wanderer0981]

@@mrShift_0044 oh my God I legit laughed for the first time I a while xD

[@jesseperrella4022]

@@mrgamer5739 I dunno why but "unlights sun" kinda makes me think of the "unzips pants" one...

[@jesseperrella4022]

@@mrgamer5739 ... *unzips sun*

[@artonix365]

"Hello? Hello? I CRAAAAAAAAAA-" Local Moron - 2021

[@mateomartinezhernandez832]

I love how the explosion of that wand is more a sun than the sun he created.

[@Ashaxer]

Today our new episode of broken gears Albino dies at 14 fps and angers the doubter gods

[@theworldsmostgiantDr]

"Peak fucking Noita man" So true. If you aren't getting killed by a single pixel you're crashing your computer with particle effects.

[@weaselworks7464]

man, i know that this video contains millions of spoilers, but i gotta admit this is the only way i'm going to learn to play this game

[@Bruce1nr]

Based Noita devs trying to prevent Albino from ruining everything by crashing the game.

[@insertname7891]

this game looks like a miserable experience, I think i might play it

[@salad7707]

Local man malds so hard that his whole body goes bald

[@Syngraphaeor]

Imagine being a stable game with minimal to no crashes This post made by definitely not fucking Noita

[@Prismate]

Noita is pretty solid for all the torture it goes through

[@Kilborns]

I fell off Noita hardcore, until I downloaded experimental branch, holy shit it’s insane how much they are doing

[@mr.buttermlg2457]

yo albino your edits are pog

[@imarchello]

pug

[@Fauxvoid]

The terraria female hit sound as a censor? A true man of culture.

[@syntheticfox_real]

9:43 *LiveLeak logo appears*

[@bobert221]

Thanks Albino very cool reality bending stuff

[@chgaming5059]

Education_69: im having a bad morning His mom: why Education_69: becuz my favorite streaming goodmorning everyone accept me

[@oatjuice5921]

please never write anything ever again

[@proxy1035]

and this is why you always save before trying to enter NG+

[@A4B4x]

I feel like I'm watching femboy pyrocynical when I watch your videos. Wait...

[@dremybowser7570]

Bruh all of that progress down the drain it hurts

[@SamCyanide]

I feel like this dream must have been like 12 hours long to get this much progress

[@Hentieblaster69]

God I'd loveeee a dungeons of dredmor stream/playthrough. You'd need to back up your saves tho due to how scuffed save system is though.

[@delgeveus7506]

One shot for every time albino changes his intro

[@koboldcrusader]

I don't get how you manage to do this stuff dude, I barely make it past the coal pits 90% of the time so I don't really even get to play around with any of the cool shit

[@SlammedOnGasoline]

Day 1 of threatening not albino to play dead cells, Maggot.

[@jesucristocomentador9555]

Local chat commits war crimes.

[@Green-pm6wk]

albino you're getting me too excited with this dungeons of dredmor music, when we gonna get some 👀

[@bouiabongo7403]

no.

[@acathosh]

Music at 7:00 seemed very familiar, but IDK where it's from :o

[@xxmemexmachinexx8472]

I've been searching for it's source for moths

[@testhekid]

fr i demand the songs playlist there are some bangers around here

[@096face3]

if you ever find it tell me

[@testhekid]

@@096face3 gotchu

[@xxmemexmachinexx8472]

Well?

[@KayaTayfun42]

last song is from the game celeste

[@deaglex3242]

YOUR INTROS LMAO

[@herbilk8093]

Doubters always win in the end

[@50dvium47]

God damnit he did it again.

[@greaseking2220]

Im here to escape the endless minecraft speedruns why do i have to be reminded of doubting sadge

[@Jazztral]

Can't have shit in Noita

[@charlotte_0_0_0]

goated stream intro song

[@denizyldrm580]

help me, i constantly watch these albino noita videos. I think it is the only entertaining content about noita and i love noita. peace ✌

[@KohiHelado]

12:05 COCAINE!!!!

[@jeanpetit8436]

Those rayman musics got me

[@pepega1896]

These boots vids give me life

[@JARGUN145]

The poop rock is the root of all evil

[@thefirstsalty3055]

"doubters?" **crashes**

[@ArcherHMR]

4:32 I did this twice on my run. It was painful. I did the hell round trip like six times.

[@kiBe-]

huutista kakkakikkareelle

[@TheHourglassoftime]

When you want to watch albino on mobile but there is 7 seperate ads

[@FutaSnek]

Pro tip: Go to like the last 10 seconds of the vid, let it run till the end, then hit rewatch, you won't have any ads.

[@zombiethederg6434]

I cant play this game for the life of me and Albino over here destroying everything and I cant

[@1Dayax]

ALBINO YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON

[@CptnToya]

I had the same exact bug on NG+ on a godly run, lost 2h 1/2 also -_-

[@GooberWorldyt]

poop stone more like doodooskivi

[@yap_temple]

I CRA

[@xxmemexmachinexx8472]

WHATS THE SONG AT 6:55 - 7:10 I GOTTA KNOW

[@EinManU]

someone make the albino skin mod with a crown now

[@gapgee5681]

At least you got the crown

[@danielwilson3468]

After reading the title and laughing, I had to click on the video.🤣

[@McStank01]

I read the title as Mormon. I need my eyes checked

[@Navi_the_Navi]

Wheres thw astolfo outfot

[@noraaaaaaa]

love these thumbnails

[@CountCakezombie]

no way we're playing the same game

[@Readus404]

Cope wand cope wand

[@SuprandomMan]

ඩ

[@so4sauce]

honestly tho what music was playing i need that funky funky

[@slh8505]

[Subterranean Sun]

[@rodrigo_rodrigo5532]

O Brasil é assim mesmo, um inferno :)

[@platyx3826]

Basically 2D minecraft

[@dim4s482]

yeah, this is definitely 2d minecraft

[@platyx3826]

This is 2d terraria

[@jackchronicler8690]

Hang on. Albino's singing along to the swing song that's edited over the video, but the video has a lot of jump cuts and edited, and the swing song doesn't. What?

[@l0lLorenzol0l]

I wish I could be like half as good as this on noita

[@kirbo-.]

Just the locals

[@rune113]

3:10 gay

[@yingerfeltonboi654]

I really like your smash content but I like how you aren't just smash I really enjoyed your Fallout NV and noita content

[@pepiscoac6964]

Dredmor music pog

[@milokulp2838]

Amogus

[@eternal4074]

Local femboy creates his hole

[@minimyser9553]

For some reason I thought you were zuckles

[@FELONIOUSBOLUSS]

Cant have SHIT in noita

[@NekoKhris]

i think Albino's pc hates him omegalul

[@Enderhippo]

he only wanted some copper

[@questionmarcus168]

Love this game

[@404missingname7]

I'm questioning the fact that he has so much health

[@lautarodesimone54]

Well i already watched a few videos of noita and i'm confident enough to say that i didn't understand jack shit.

[@alexhawkeye1868]

why is there Dungeons of Dredmor music

[@wor2xfs250]

Peak noita

[@elitobin]

I want to be the opposite of alive right now

[@jmanthenoob3226]

Well...I'm early. But I'm happy. Sick video btw, I love this game.

[@1sneakyboi730]

The doubters responded what did you expect?

[@ducc295]

check him pc, its releasing smoke.

[@mr.buttermlg2457]

watching at 2 views. 28 likes? 10 comments?

[@qurimpv3]

What's the name of the songs in the video? Shit slaps

[@stutterjones1821]

Maldino

[@kaulis6524]

P A I N

[@tarikthetryhard9551]

Epic gaming fun

[@cheems5249]

can anyone please give a link for the little video in the intro

[@ras_al_juan]

TF is e-mow-gus

[@charliechuckles6494]

Does anybody happen to know what the song is at the beginning (0:08)? A shiny nickel to the one that tells me.

[@Grogro1bombano]

You need to try something hard again like RLCraft but harder which is Real Hardcore Experience

[@melon1592]

Hello albino:)

[@eva2602]

doubte eee rs