please ignore the thing in my teeth I ate stir fry right before the video. you saw nothing
@internetperson61952 жыл бұрын
Saw nothing dw
@NeonSonOfXenon2 жыл бұрын
Spent the rest of the video looking for the thing in your teeth
@tonitoni90592 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry i didn't watch this video through a MAGNIFYING GLASS ! I don't have eagle vision like you to see the particle of stir fry your feelings saw in your own teeth! I'm SORRYYY! (Maybe your monitor is dirty, clean it)
@eagerturtle47912 жыл бұрын
So brave still posting this video
@RandomStuff-fd6iy2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo, I only realised after reading this
@Alex-rg5yb2 жыл бұрын
If this is what people think motivation is, we have wildly different definitions of movitation
@bunskero2 жыл бұрын
Love the Kiibo pfp 👌
@jothamstephens1042 жыл бұрын
I dont know why it's here, but I like it.
@jothamstephens1042 жыл бұрын
@Tubbo Lard Who said that?
@Sumshi43 Жыл бұрын
thanks catboy kiibo, i agree! :D
@star.of.all.time7 Жыл бұрын
@@Sumshi43tdd ramuda pfp, love it!!
@DuggarisTaken2 жыл бұрын
I'm a man and i start my day with these instagram pages. If i cant read one the second i wake up my masculinity and motivation just vanishes. I love a good morning hit of testosterone and the feeling of... well..ruling the world before i get to work to do my 9 to 5 grind at my local Mcdonalds.
@beth-bi9yv2 жыл бұрын
But you're the king of that McDonald. Hoo rah!
@tailaverse.__ Жыл бұрын
@@beth-bi9yvhoo rah😭💀💀💀
@vystema9 ай бұрын
praise the mcking. hoo rah 🎊
@botanicalitus41942 жыл бұрын
The fact that those men think women hate each other just proves how little they know women. Women will literally go out of their way to help other women or make them feel more comfortable, even complete stranger. You will never feel more loved as a woman than when the drunk girls at the club bathroom start gassing you up 😂
@alicemadness9992 жыл бұрын
it depends on the lady tho, some ladies r fucking cruel for no goddamn reason
@alicemadness9992 жыл бұрын
that is just a general human thing tho
@Baobao697182 жыл бұрын
Fr I went to a full women uni after a coed school and the wholesome vibes were immaculate. I could be having the worst day and 7 girls would come up to me and listen to me rant, give me a hug and tell me i looked cute. Of course there are a few bad ones but overall serotonin every day. And I can wear literally anything and nobody judges, no weird stares.
@msunje98622 жыл бұрын
@@alicemadness999 look at the statistics, it is very rare for women to even unalive another women
@msunje98622 жыл бұрын
@@alicemadness999 not general humans, compare the stats from men to women, it will give your answer
@rrbenjy84312 жыл бұрын
As a male, i indeed now feel more motivated Motivated to rip my eyes out so I will never have to see these posts ever again
@henrivandecasteele60422 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@adyaparamitaputripratama27862 жыл бұрын
BESTIE I'M SORRY BUT I F'ING LAUGH
@gaybitchwithtrauma2 жыл бұрын
As another male, i can confirm i also feel motivated to rip my eyes out.
@suprovo51172 жыл бұрын
Simp
@kpopstan4ever64111 ай бұрын
LMAOOO W
@capybara_fan2 жыл бұрын
As a man, I can say with confidence that these are some of the best motivational posts in the world. NO, THE UNIVERSE. Since watching this video, my IQ has increased by 2000% and I am now able to understand the significance of life and death upon my mortal body, and the meaning of the afterlife, aswell as my future of my soul inside of it. I understand why I'm here on Earth, and what my purpose is: to get loyal woman and 10million in my account. I have not felt better in my 3 years of existence than this moment; all paths of life have supported me to reach this destiny. I thank you for bringing me peace within myself and the ability to be who I truly am.
@alexterieur88132 жыл бұрын
Yassss MGTOW alpha male tate king!!!
@thatmfjiggaboo2 жыл бұрын
three years is crazy
@someguysal44892 жыл бұрын
not the 3 years of existence 😭
@akinawa28832 жыл бұрын
Yayy our alpha 3 year old
@evanmaldonado97992 жыл бұрын
Go manly king!
@lasttimeimaskingyouthis2 жыл бұрын
You know what, as an Indian woman I have to say that these are the kind of accounts that a lot Indian men follow like it's not even funny at this point, it's sad. They would have these background pics of men with beard or the joker one and it's the most ridiculous quotes that you have ever seen in your life.
@prakritichauhan87482 жыл бұрын
So true. These type of accounts are mostly followed by Indian men
@beverlymendonca7597 Жыл бұрын
Exactly.. and it's always peaky blinder's Tomas Shelby for some reason best known to themselves
@namjoonscrab60466 ай бұрын
Can't agree more.....
@Lucid_high0919 күн бұрын
Its so cringe, im telling u as a guy lol
@shinobix49252 жыл бұрын
"My audience is 20% male" We did it boys, we're the minority
@karlovisttimes82712 жыл бұрын
We're so oppressed
@foggymind6292 жыл бұрын
hell yea
@seraphywang46382 жыл бұрын
Lmao I wheezed
@samtae62172 жыл бұрын
kings
@heartless74942 жыл бұрын
@@karlovisttimes8271 being oppressed by women 😩😩😩
@manifestmeee2 жыл бұрын
Emily is making everyone's day better
@slushingmynoob2 жыл бұрын
Ong
@welcometotheblackparade2 жыл бұрын
as usual
@leaf1432 жыл бұрын
But she's not even Emily tho
@notevenemily2 жыл бұрын
@03019a2 жыл бұрын
The creators of those instagram probably crying
@ashpine2 жыл бұрын
“wInNgArdiUm vAgInOsa” -Not Even Emily 2022
@quuenbanaana84252 жыл бұрын
still holding back tears i can't -
@b19wing3 ай бұрын
so THATS how Ron gets bitches
@BMVfilms2 жыл бұрын
As a dude it’s like all of these are the definition of saving face. You can’t show a drop of vulnerability, you gotta be huffing the copium that you handled yourself perfectly and was never at fault
@alexterieur88132 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@bannedmann44692 жыл бұрын
Not to most women sadly. Most women dry up and lose respect. There are exceptions, but largely because some men have built up enough social capital to afford some expressed vulnerability.
@migueljuarez67882 жыл бұрын
I mean isn't that a lot of motivational advice though?
@mallarielove Жыл бұрын
its so depressing tbh
@saxmanmel2 жыл бұрын
As someone with a Y chromosome, the clearly unbiased and unsalty advice for men nearly sucked me in! Fortunately, Emily's sharp humour was able to snap me back to reality.
@brintesiacirce94142 жыл бұрын
Oop there goes gravity
@saxmanmel2 жыл бұрын
@@brintesiacirce9414 Oh, there's goes Rabbit; he choked
@saxmanmel2 жыл бұрын
@@brintesiacirce9414 ...I feel like I'm missing something. I wrote out the next part of the song. Haha.
@brintesiacirce94142 жыл бұрын
@@saxmanmel ye dw im dumb
@saxmanmel2 жыл бұрын
@@brintesiacirce9414 Nah, you're not dumb. The *real* dumb people are the men giving "advice" in this video.
@MissMiseryGloom2 жыл бұрын
"He might as well be having sex with a tricycle because I am the third wheel."🤣 That got me. You're so good for one liners. :)
@kathryn84672 жыл бұрын
this is motivating my lesbianism
@idiotsandwich10452 жыл бұрын
mine too 🥰🥰
@asher51db2 жыл бұрын
HELPPPP???!?!
@jasmineeev.43862 жыл бұрын
11:11 is so fucking accurate as a closeted lesbian teen in a conservative, mormon/christian/religious, homophobic, asian household. As in word per word, they all became a part of my erased browser history.
@yadommmmm9702 жыл бұрын
I've been saying this for sooooo long
@L333gok Жыл бұрын
Why do lesbians always hate men? Most men aren’t like this.
@ohnospaghettios2 жыл бұрын
I’m a guy, and even then I don’t really understand these motivation posts. Why it’s so circled around women, and why it’s always “no girlfriend? It’s ok you don’t need them they’re not worth it. You only need the gym” Like yeah I mean, sure? But I like both so why not go for both? If one don’t work, keep trying but don’t let it control your life. People shouldn’t be a end all be all, no matter what you’re interested in.
@bannedmann44692 жыл бұрын
You don't go for both. You go for one and the women follow. That's the reason why so many things are circled on women. Women are an indicator to how well you and your life are. That was essentially the honey money one.
@TheUnstableNutcase2 жыл бұрын
@@bannedmann4469 If you genuinely think "women are an indicator to how well you and your life are" then I think you might need a fucking brain scan
@bannedmann44692 жыл бұрын
@Tubbo Lard Do y'all really not understand what indicator means!? Nothing about what I said implies anything close to all encompassing. Sheesh, I blame the schools.
@mvp92 жыл бұрын
Right? also this new trend to become fit just because a girl didn't liked you? dude are y'all okay? why would you make your whole life spin around someone that doesn't even care about you? isn't it better to do it for yourself instead of doing it to get someone to "regret what they did"?.
@outlaster34312 жыл бұрын
I think it's fine if you choose to not care about relationships anymore
@GoodWormDoctor2 жыл бұрын
As a man, after those quotes all I feel motivated to do is question every man I meet
@randomhooman7862 жыл бұрын
THE AMOUNT OF JOY I EXPERIENCE WHEN I GET A NOTIFICATION THAT SHE'S POSTED YOU GUYS 😭😭
@mias68602 жыл бұрын
Emily's humor is immaculate 💀💀 love the 'alpha male' men slander too (/srs) ❤
@itspinebro2 жыл бұрын
hi there, /s means sarcasm, i think you wanted to say /srs (for serious)
@mias68602 жыл бұрын
@@itspinebro oh thanks :p
@youdonotcare2 жыл бұрын
Better (derogatory)
@redrosereindeer2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@tokyobateman66102 жыл бұрын
Men (derogatory)
@sw00zy562 жыл бұрын
Emily makes me cackle so hard and I think it's bc of her wide range of vocabulary. She can make a joke while using the most perfect grammar and biggest words and I love it
@alipark77582 жыл бұрын
physically lost it when u dissected "money gives honey but honey never gives money" i'm literally crying rn
@eliasjohansson2 жыл бұрын
as a man i felt motivated to become even gayer
@bannedmann44692 жыл бұрын
That's the ultimate. Cutting women out of your life entirely.
@eqaeabiker32232 жыл бұрын
same now i have 4973.2 million in my account and 4 legs
@yadommmmm9702 жыл бұрын
Yasssss king💅💅
@Loe_Jist2 жыл бұрын
Dudes rock 🤘😎
@mallarielove Жыл бұрын
@@bannedmann4469u should do that too! we don’t want u near us at all babes 💀 any of u
@emitheorbit11182 жыл бұрын
As a man, all that these posts motivated me to do, is to go and learn that thing of shifting to fictional worlds of things I love, just to not be in the same spiritual dimension as them.
@KadyoconnellYT2 жыл бұрын
“On all levels except physical I am a wolf” Sorry had to lol
@graceyoung34072 жыл бұрын
you made me realise that the most ugly people can be so gorgeous in the inside❤also i love your videos because they make me feel better about my balding❤
@bannedmann44692 жыл бұрын
Shots fired?
@graceyoung34072 жыл бұрын
@@bannedmann4469 all jokes i love emily
@irehology2 жыл бұрын
“good guy gets sisters, not girlfriend.”
@syntheticsilkwood22062 жыл бұрын
At first I thought it meant something else (Sweet home alabama)
@orangepeel45429 ай бұрын
Im a dude and ive never been more inspired. I ripped all of the drywall from the house and screamed after getting burned on the grill
@teehee40962 жыл бұрын
As part of the 20% of males, I feel extremely motivated now. Thanks Emily! If that's even your real name...
@Foxe922 жыл бұрын
Not Emily being a bald icon 🤩
@tm71712 жыл бұрын
I'm sobbing with laughter at Cooter Scooter 4:26 my humour is broken 😂😂😂
@JD-ju9kg2 жыл бұрын
**Block my way and I’ll destroy you** Emily: What ever happened to “excuse me”? Somebody gonna have to bike to my funeral after that 💀💀💀
@noodlesandwich29452 жыл бұрын
Oof. Does your boyfriend have a relationship with a bike?
@ravioli29952 жыл бұрын
"He might as well have sex with a tricycle because I am the third weel" SENT ME I'M-
@loveydoveyamy2 жыл бұрын
This is literally proof that men just feels powerful when they put down and shame women
@sofija6422 жыл бұрын
Minority of men
@kagsu2 жыл бұрын
woohoo! generalization!!!
@kenos911 Жыл бұрын
bruh
@kenos911 Жыл бұрын
@@loveydoveyamy Anyone can belittle anyone else and feel powerful, it isn’t a men thing Also damn what kind of guys have you been talking to fck those people
@loveydoveyamy Жыл бұрын
@@kenos911 what
@dinosour21409 ай бұрын
I've never felt more motivated to transition faster 😭😭
@testedcatgaming77142 жыл бұрын
Why do people think us girls hate each other so much? Some women do hate women but from my experience it's not that common (obviously not all women get along but it's due to their gender.)
@nicor3612 Жыл бұрын
you guys have a bit of a reputation for being jealous.As with all generalizations, its usually wrong
@imbadatdis10 ай бұрын
tbh in most of scenario, when women hate each other they talk shit about each other, when men hate each other they kill each other, people tend to take violence less seriously then emotion, its kind of interesting, killing people are so normalized nowadays its unbelieveable.
@Art-zp1qg2 жыл бұрын
I’m pleasantly surprised to see a video so soon considering you posted on your insta story that half the footage for the horse prince part 4 was lost.
@mintchip57632 жыл бұрын
She’s so crazy love her!!
@noahgrasser25572 жыл бұрын
As a male watching your videos i have to say that the one with the "other languages" really motivated me on a deep level
@WolfJustWolf2 жыл бұрын
As a male, this only motivates me to watch more of your videos
@rezellehime Жыл бұрын
The IG message about your hair is wild. I can’t imagine saying that to someone like holy hell. Also your hair looks amazing, I am super envious.
@variableresistor Жыл бұрын
These videos are HILARIOUS! Some of the things us guys say about women are so crazy it'd be hard to make up. I dont know if I should pity them more or be more afraid of these lonesome creatures. And it makes me wonder what's even going through their minds to even think of these things!
@fishcanroll2 жыл бұрын
As a man I felt more motivated when I saw you uploaded a new video
@bannedmann44692 жыл бұрын
Totally, lowkey a babe. Wouldn't pull out, she had me when she said imprint on her rectum.
@L.G.1272 жыл бұрын
„Money gives honey, but honey doesn't give money “ People who sell honey: 😳
@mvp92 жыл бұрын
Motivation for women basically: Focus on yourself, self love, body positivity, manifestation, be in peace with yourself etc.... Meanwhile motivation for men: literally just putting down women and call themselves "alpha" for it 💀
@parinigam8498 Жыл бұрын
And then these "men" will also hate women motivating women.
@imtrappedinmydadsbasement Жыл бұрын
women's motivation: you are perfect, be happy with yourself! men's motivation: FEMALE BAD, MONI GOOD
@supreme_buildsyt6846 Жыл бұрын
for clarification im a guy and emily's comments on this are valid and it really shines light on how unrealistic some people's expectations are
@domdude4912 жыл бұрын
Yes Emily, continue grinding and go to the gym more and talk to girls less! Get the gains!
@basharmubarak1162 жыл бұрын
How hard is it to be a decent human being?!
@DianeKang10 ай бұрын
Borderline impossible, apparently. These people, they're not like you and I. (Seriously though, I'm a girl who is pondering what in the name of all things holy is our world coming to.)
@userhope2 жыл бұрын
totally random but i LOVE you camera quality, its so refreshing. no irony intended whatsoever. lots of love
@KypForPresident2 жыл бұрын
"Money gives Honey, but Honey Never gives Money" I'm sure he felt really deep when he wrote that, but it only reads like he just had a stroke.
@9SunnySideUp92 жыл бұрын
As a male, I do feel motivated now motivated to jump out of the 11th story of a building
@zolizard2 жыл бұрын
shout out to all the men watching now you can finally be a minority 😍😍😍
@alexterieur88132 жыл бұрын
My dream came true
@haldanandpako27552 жыл бұрын
Epic
@L333gok Жыл бұрын
There are actually more women in the world than men, so men are already the minority, not women. 😂
@treehouseoffun1242 Жыл бұрын
@@L333gokthey ain’t oppressed like women, tho
@L333gok Жыл бұрын
@@treehouseoffun1242 How are women oppressed? Higher chance of being found innocent in court. Higher chance of winning child custody. Lower suicide rate. Lower depression rate. Studies show people feel more empathy towards women and treat them better. Wow, so oppressed!
@SamuelSamuelSamuel12 жыл бұрын
I feel so cool being apart of the 20% of dudes 💀
@rogerdosreis35012 жыл бұрын
I’m definitely motivated! Motivated to get my Prozac prescription filled asap
@AizakkuAnalysis2 жыл бұрын
I'd never actively search for someone I like on tik tok on KZbin. But you actually came up in my recommendations, so it's a sign.
@Mehr_2 жыл бұрын
LOVE PLS STAY SLAYING AND MAKING VIDS
@orangespark23402 жыл бұрын
As a man, i now feel more motivated. Because knowing people are stupid enough to think these posts are true raises my self esteem by a lot
@krateproductions4872 Жыл бұрын
0:54 lmaoo this was originally said by Al Bundy in Married with Children, a show which made fun of stereotypes and now people are unironically saying it.
@ppijp93432 жыл бұрын
11:21 If you want ideas for reactions/commentary, I can suggest: - Problematic travel vloggers - "Ricecel" dudes - Asian anti-Blackness - The Cinemax TV series "Warrior" - Uh......Chinese tea "drinking mukbang"?
@Styruse2 жыл бұрын
I'm motivated to delete Instagram. Thanks, Emily
@vanessaariela56842 жыл бұрын
I love how I read the title in Emilys sarcasm tone in my head
@MallPunkxx2 жыл бұрын
watching your videos is always such an experience for me because for some reason the jokes you make and all ur skits make me laugh so hard and i literally cant stop myself but my walls are thin and its usually 3 AM so i have to like hold my breath so i dont laugh out loud and i dont understand how or why please help this is a psa
@neonelectric96682 жыл бұрын
Every joke really shot me down with laughter, this was a great video, great job Emily
@werewolf13012 жыл бұрын
Your one-liners are always top-notch
@johnwalker10585 ай бұрын
As a man, I did genuinely feel motivated by these posts . . . . . . to make damn sure I never become like the guys who made and/or posted them.
@manutv082 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday in advance Emily!!!🥳
@Muted_Marcus2 жыл бұрын
I was so ready for the Honey sponsor ad read at 6:39.
@VC-cx8gf2 жыл бұрын
never been more motivated in my life
@resuarez23 Жыл бұрын
*“LESBIAN WEBTOONS ERASE”* IM CRYINF
@scotchedtapee2 жыл бұрын
Proud to be part of the 20% in ur audience
@Seagull_House2 жыл бұрын
0:33 ah- so THIS is what it feels like to be a majority demographic for once
@ThyFloorestFloor Жыл бұрын
3:32 I can vibe to that one, I would be happy to even have one half of the offer, those bus fares aren't paying themselves.
@VlKTOR Жыл бұрын
I'm going to take a break from this video to use the restroom
@VlKTOR Жыл бұрын
I'm back thanks
@moonmayday77962 жыл бұрын
You’re actually so funny!😭😭💘
@changrant-ys4rv Жыл бұрын
My parents literally told me when I broke my ankle “Man up” and never took me to the doctor, I couldn’t walk for like 3 weeks and no one besides my aunt and grandma cared❤😢
@e.s.r58095 ай бұрын
Jesus. I'm sorry that happened, you deserved better parenting than that
@ninicoh2 жыл бұрын
emily I love how your content is so real
@Negol-ele2 жыл бұрын
I felt motivation seeing this upload!
@BkhammoYou2 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that she can even make herself life at her own jokes.
@randomfactory3446 Жыл бұрын
8:04 LMAO THIS IS AMAZIMG
@skombgrave2 жыл бұрын
Men: [rap about their body count and doing people dirty] Everyone: wow what a #boyboss Women: [rap about their body count and doing people dirty] Everyone: *UNCOMFORTABLE*
@itzskye70744 ай бұрын
The search history is so relatable 😭😭
@cantsay2205 Жыл бұрын
"My cooter scooter is running out of battery" GODDAMN IT LOL
@arjunsrinivas784910 ай бұрын
Someday I would love to see Emily making fun of Andrew Tate's speeches.😂
@ctrl.charles2 жыл бұрын
as a male i feel EXTREMELY less motivated after these motivations😍
@cl8wnm5n Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@havefun74642 жыл бұрын
loved this video! you always have me crying with laughter. why don't you do something similar to deb smikle and react to tiktok thirst traps?
@magicminie2 жыл бұрын
not even a man but i feel so motivated 😨🙏🔥💯 thank you emily
@kfantasyfandom13012 жыл бұрын
5:23 I agree with this one Like my sister she loves too many Things like her phone her family her bf if she has one her friends her clothes see she loves too many duh
@zontiky2 жыл бұрын
"LESBIAN WEBTOONS ERASE" 12 year old me frantically trying to stay in the closet when my parents ask to see my phone
@breadedeffort53972 жыл бұрын
This gives me so much confidence
@Music-tb3qc2 жыл бұрын
The more such men speak their mind, The more i stray away from straightness
@kitty.mewmew Жыл бұрын
9:17 as a former SUPERFAN of hp, THIS SENT ME BAHAAHHAAH
@smoothiethepotato4 ай бұрын
9:26 TOOK ME OUT
@BiVirus Жыл бұрын
As a man, I can say, that I do not feel motivated now
@jasmineeev.43862 жыл бұрын
11:11 is so fucking accurate as a closeted lesbian teen in a conservative, mormon/christian/religious, homophobic, asian household. As in word per word, they all became a part of my erased browser history.
@wildrabbit22372 жыл бұрын
I think the “Ugly women are the most beautiful” thing is talking about beautiful women can have the ugliest personalities. And to be fair, a few of these I could see being targeted at men getting out of a toxic relationship, “She has a new man, I have a new life.” Just saying, I’ve seen almost exact copies of these quotes but for women with nothing negative said
@syntheticsilkwood22062 жыл бұрын
Ugly men are the most beautiful/ handsome whatever It's still cringe
@Vipullllllllllllllll5 ай бұрын
as a guy after this vid i feel motivated to live on mars
@simonkemfors2 жыл бұрын
As a man, these posts motivate me. Motivate me to crawl out of my skin, that is
@1evonvielen2 жыл бұрын
2:10-3:26 wait. I don't think that's what they meant. It's not a hidden weird compliment it just says: beautiful people are the shittiest. (Not that that makes it any better...)
@Asteroid_Rockwell20 күн бұрын
I dont feel anymore motivated it didnt work
@obamagaming633213 күн бұрын
As a male, these posts really motivate me to look into switching teams