"Nothing Something ..." | GTA:SA Random User Made DYOM Mission Speedruns

[@2brk2hvhndl]

4:38 Sure :) here are (hopefully) all the missions where you have killed CJ/CJ's mom sometimes sweet sometimes some other dude inside of CJ's room from that little corner Episode 1 = 1 mission (Big Smoke-the big smoke kill the johnson mom) Episode 10 = 1 mission (Wesley Gamer - Matando o CJ) Episode 29 = 1 mission (Vinesh - The Hidden) Episode 32 = 1 mission (Hatem in Egypt Arabic - Kill the Johnson Mom) Episode 40 = maybe 1 mission doesn't take place in CJ's room but under it(Kill Grove by Kenny Paas II) Episode 42 = 1 mission (policia vs cj by ghostpro) Episode 48 = 1 mission (Fucking the Ballas by Yusuf) Episode 52 = 1 mission (ibrahmGho - CJ) Episode 53 = 1 mission (Kill Your Stepfather by Christopher) Episode 56 = 1 mission (Kill Sweet by Muhamad2010) Episode 57 = 1 mission (The Cop of LS by zombie) Episode 61 = 1 mission (Kill Cj by rex nax555) Episode 62 = 1 mission (Protect the grove by Jordy Beda) Episode 63 = 1 mission (deaed by zirpt) Episode 70 = 1 mission (attack on grove street ep 3 the confrontation by sanfisher123) Episode 71 = 1 mission (enquanto cj est fora) Episode 78 = 2 missions (Johnsons mom by livingbuggy and The Family Johnson by Lentsis) Episode 88 = 1 mission (el fin de la los traidores by brunasoxo) Episode 90 = 1 mission (the end of grov by mahdi) Episode 92 = 2 mission (robbing in cj's home by bidhan tandukar) (kill cj by fitto ezar) Episode 94 = 1 mission attack time - gta modders Episode 99 = 1 mission kill carl johnson SanchezGaming Episode 101 = 2 missions History of the Mafia part 1 zombie has spoken! by Kowal and zombies toasted c2 m4 by omar Episode 102 = 1 mission big smoke is dont dead by nasser Episode 109 = 1 missionodbicie domu CJ'a by AntiPlay Episode 111 = 1 mission aKilling CJ's Mom Bidhan Tandukar Episode 117 = 1 mission cops kill everyone (tenpenny) by Junaid (Josh chickened out and didnt kill cj lol) Episode 118 = 1 mission Police v grove by kadi younes Episode 125 = 1 mission Kill grove families so in total 32 missions...

[@Sirenity505]

hol+basd

[@jjkirbs]

Josh, give this man his pin and heart!!

[@MoyLoaf]

PIN

[@freshfreshfresh]

hahaha lmaoo how did you find them all

[@2brk2hvhndl]

@@freshfreshfresh watched all dyoms

[@blah_blahx]

It is now canon in my head that the Ballas stomped CJ's mom to death in the kitchen for a few minutes.

[@richardsamuelgustavo]

23 CJ's killed in that scenario. Confirmed

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

Confirmed how

[@mikejameson7678]

​@@eetuthereindeer6671 Trust them, bro.

[@p0werfu11]

Same number as government satellites that are watching any citizen at any moment!

[@fellowyoutubeuser5127]

23. You see a pattern emerging here?

[@chaserseven2886]

13:43 the shut up is a masterpiece of voice acting

[@jkazos]

That was a Lewis Brindley style shutup too.

[@lotuwei]

30:37 because Sean is a Celtic (Northern Celtic, apparently) name, and in Celtic languages, like Scottish Gaelic or Irish Gaelic, pronunciation is very unpredictable and varies word by word.

[@Gunner98]

32:29 Throughout the race I was thinking of ways how we could make the mission fail when you're not first and the smartest method I could think of was to spawn explosive barrels which the other racers would collide into. I was definitely not expecting EXACTLY that to be in the mission lol.

[@MasterTiles08]

The thumbnail should be the "sawn of shotgun", I almost died from laughing!

[@SpicySpaceCat00]

Hey Josh, I really like the unedited stuff, cause we get to see all the moments

[@bruehdiger]

The swimming was my favorite part, I am happy it didn't get edited out.

[@BleedingCarrot]

41:56 so nice of DYOM to include the London voice into the mod

[@GackFinder]

The shitty and frustrating parts are also funny. The fact that you had to swim for a minute to start the mission adds to the hilarity of the brokenness of that mission, and further explains your frustration with the mission rather than just the fact that the mission fails within a couple of seconds. That being said, perhaps a tighter edited DYOM will be more beneficial in terms of the YT aIgorithm on the main channeI (we're not privy to your statistical blade, maybe you're seeing significant engagement drop-offs on the "boring" bits), and perhaps it will more than pay for whatever the cost is of editing it.

[@jeppe9821]

Exactly I don't understand why josh thinks driving or swimming is "dead content"

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

Erm, Josh said you should go touch grass if you like watching that part so stop liking those parts, okay!?

[@MrSpyhere]

Yea but he can show that and then speed up the video

[@ArchiWorldRuS]

absolutely agree

[@jkazos]

@@jeppe9821 Usually it is, though, in other types of content. DWOM is special because the jank is part of the charm.

[@iiGingiey]

The swim is part of the funny part. Those moments when you do nothing just to be disappointed make the disappointment so much funnier. Also why do you want DYOM edited so bad? Do you watch it back yourself?

[@jeppe9821]

He convinced himself that it will somehow attract a bigger audience

[@iiGingiey]

@@jeppe9821 idk youtube Meta does seem to be going towards longer videos 1 to 3 hours in length, watch time baby

[@GackFinder]

@@iiGingiey Is that still the case though? I heard a couple of years back that long-form was the way to go, but nowadays, YT has to cater to the advertisers AND the TLDW TikTok generation.

[@iiGingiey]

@GackFinder shorts help channel engagement but make short money and if I may assume from iceberg videos and video essays long form seems to be the way

[@thekingofspoons1027]

10:48 I can't wait for the DYOM that's just a series of loading screens and the desktop with everything else cut out.

[@kadhemchaabene318]

An actual serious note about the editing: I understand where you're coming from @Joshimuz, but I honestly ENJOY the sections of the video where you're actually frustrated with the long drive, even when NOTHING IS HAPPENING, seeing you sitting there, looking occasionally at chat and contemplating a skip at any point is one of the main reasons I'm watching the WHOLE video. (Also, wouldn't it be less work for you?) I do understand if it's because of viewer retention or something of the sort, but I never really liked any editing for DYOM in particular, and honestly, one of the best parts about the videos, is checking the runtime and seeing how many minutes after the 1 hour mark there are. THE MORE THE MERRIER! :'D

[@KoylTrane]

Good thing you'll always have the unedited version too

[@jeppe9821]

Yea I never watched any of the dyom highlight videos

[@ninjawork111]

Personally I still like the DYOMs uncut because *part of the fun* of them is the mix of you being trolled by awful missions, just as much as the sheer hilarity of the good missions.

[@josso1]

I have tried to come to terms with the concept of a nothing something, it's rather difficult

[@Bossu]

Well then, that last mission sure raised this run's grade by a whole point.

[@Lazy034]

30:23 The Li'l Jacob voice is subconsciously influencing Josh into adding more "seen" into his speech.

[@neoqueto]

it sawns the field of shotgun edit: sean of shotgun

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

1:04:57 Nice callback to the Spy mission

[@jkazos]

10:43 best part of the run ;-)

[@_notch]

I'd play Sean of Shotgun so hard

[@realcartoongirl]

notch watching joshimuz is so amazing thing

[@Xe4ro]

In a couple years I will def revisit the entire catalogue of Dyom videos. I know it.

[@delicious_crepes]

38:25 i lost it right there at this very realistic conversation

[@Obmelg]

That Miami Grand Prix talk sure aged like milk :D

[@_KRose]

Josh tempting fate with F1 talk 2 minutes into the video. Wait! Don't leave, KZbin!

[@TheEvilRayquaza]

11:20 LMAOOO (and the full version with the boring bits in would still exist!)

[@alidarweesh8822]

45:05 Police cars have CVTs now

[@AtlasFox_]

I love that in the last mission of the run the narrator is absolutely petrified every time you find something even remotely illegal it's like he's your friend

[@tolyo96]

Josh talking over TTS is my favourite

[@x0r1k]

Oh no, the corrupt money!

[@alzukey]

36:58 Has there always been more to that interior behind the door? I've been playing GTA SA for so many years and I only now have I seen it... 😯

[@0ka354]

Yes, this interior is used a lot on samp servers

[@solidbhatt]

These videos are just super relaxing and nostalgic for some reason

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

0:28 He could be in this very DYOM mission!

[@ItsLelingTime]

He could be Big Smooke! He could be James Kenneth! He could even be Swea-

[@ReifinDFanchon]

"Oh no!... the to be continued..."

[@3BMWHunter]

1:13 didn't even predict norris win smh

[@otarlette]

1:54 well he did something... in the sprint that is

[@LuxleyGta]

43:27 Fancy looking vehicle

[@jkazos]

Josh's soul-exhausted "...yay" gives me life.

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

30:20 Sean is crazy you don't know him like that

[@MiniMackeroni]

10:47 But would you have kept this rant in? :-)

[@dzikidzikers4082]

May I remind that 5:55 mission ISN'T translated so these weird texts aren't cause of weird translator or language shenanigans. Creator probably knew what he's saying. I wonder what was in his mind while he was doing this mission. Anyway i love these random and nonsensical missions

[@jeppe9821]

I wouldn't want you to edit out the swimming, it was hilarious

[@jeffhughes1318]

You want the Turth? You can't handle the Turth!

[@FraankkC]

53:24 Yes

[@CepGamer]

I agree with Joshimuz here. I skipped the swimming part, and frankly, nothing was lost from my experience

[@bsherman8236]

34:40 thats sick, hope they make more races with this idea

[@firefallout8838]

New character unlocked: The turth

[@alexnaidovich]

nothing something dot dot

[@chrisoboyo5470]

1:03:05 just casually does magic like its nothing

[@Powerate]

1:14 Crazy Miami Grand Prix review! Russel didn't make a stupid move at the last lap of the race Verstappen didn't win the race Sargeant actually made the safety car come out after his crash to allow a certain driver to have the perfect pit stop timing. I don't recall Stroll doing anything special in the race, but maybe I'm wrong because I didn't see the whole race. Alpine actually had a driver finish in the points, they didn't finish 19th-20th Tsunoda really beat Ricciardo! I don't think Ferrari messed up their strategy apart from maybe Sainz asking for a driver swap, but again, didn't see whole race.

[@lukasmallinder4641]

27:11 that's the motherfucking vaguely pink stafford!

[@chekkop]

6:20 Colon Lady, where are we?

[@eroticspartan9600]

@30:20 I agree completely with the spelling and pronunciation of Sean, and the actor Sean Bean has annoyed me due to his name for a long time - on occasion I pronounce it like Seen Been or Shaun Baun just to mess with people.

[@clem-hk2di]

Oh no! The DYOM! dot dot dot

[@yousefslimani99]

I'm with you lol 30:32

[@bastianlagos6601]

the new DYOM video... oh nooo!!!!

[@Dashie116]

Question remains: How big is CJ ?

[@Gunner98]

9:34 This isn't even a dyom thing, just a GTA SA thing. NPCs are programmed to freak out and jump into the water when you are standing on the boat they are driving and since the driver was set to "must survive" the mission immediately failed as he died. My guesses are that the author wanted the player to counter this problem through the use of a mod that would disable this mechanic.

[@kvin96]

Blessed run

[@wilbo_baggins]

So we got sweat, groove, the turth, big smok. Lol

[@besimbraimi835]

pls dont die josh i love dyom

[@04xH]

Josh' galaxy brain so big he preached with 100% accuracy what happened in the Miami GP

[@RosyMiranto]

That's a motherfucking Pink Stafford! :o

[@Desovsky]

11:20 but I don't want to 🥺

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

Josh: *Asks a question about plot in DYOM* Me: Josh, stop trying to analyse the plot, it'll drive you insane. Just think of how cool these missio- Ok, I can't say that with a straight face.

[@Gigidag77]

Hah, the Miami GP wasn't done when this went on KZbin!

[@Carl_Johnson_1992_GSF]

Hey that hurt homie well that first mission for those who are wondering what im talking about

[@kukoorooza1941]

I wonder how difficult it would to train an ai to create these missions. Some of them will be indistinguishable from ones made by real people lmao

[@samuelalvinb]

21:44 me when.. when the Booba Jiggle 😳

[@davidpereira5969]

30:35 purely because of The Saboteur, for me that's how you pronounce Sean, despite the fact that game was set in France and almost everyone had that french acent

[@xman40100]

Oh no the nothing something...

[@blakdfje]

I would love an edited version of this

[@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate]

28:54 Everything that this mission got wrong: Ballas discussing their evil plan in the hospital of all places? I mean, it is indeed Ballas territory, but you would think they would do it somewhere a little more private? Zero Grove street members in the Grove (even at night there should be at least a few drinking, partying or hanging out) Wrong models as shown in The Introduction (to be fair there is nothing the author could have done to solve that) Wrong mission objective (it's supposed to be about killing SWEET, Smoke needed him gone so he could take over and side the grove with Tenpenny) It's supposed to be a Drive-By as you mentioned Ms. Johnson having the same amount of HP as goddamn Big Smoke with a bulletproof vest And obviously it's meant to be a Green Sabre, the single most important thing in the entire game, how do you even mess that up on a mission made in 2012???

[@tolyo96]

wait... when Ryder says "buster", is it supposed to be a corruption of "bastard"? Or is just "buster"?

[@shtembyduelsson]

Oh no, if Kane warns the soprand, then the whole DYOM universe is screwed. We need to help CJ find out how big he is, otherwise it's over.

[@StarDustTF2]

You know its good, when the first mission tells you to do something, wich you have no clue how to do EDIT: CJ's Mom having 5 Billion Health was the funniest thing ive seen in DYOM so far

[@AbdEl-Rahman555]

and also you if you spawned in the water you can teleport yourself from the menu from the tools

[@devangnivatkar2649]

I too love corrupt money

[@sirlight-ljij]

sawn of shotgun dot dot dot

[@TonySki]

I think this was uploaded too soon. Miami qualifying happens in 30 min. lol

[@mortarn]

Now go and check in these money

[@Verchiel_]

Kill the groove #652

[@itsmeac101]

52:45 A Moroccan mission lol (or maybe tunisian)

[@itsmeac101]

or algerian they all speak very similarly

[@kadhemchaabene318]

@@itsmeac101 it's Tunisian

[@AswinMosesRoyal]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea it's back

[@outlaw_of_adlers]

Hause Musik!

[@BaseNAND]

baster, straight baster

[@MoyLoaf]

hybrid, straight hybrid

[@melealesir]

He solved cops stuff?!

[@Koger.69]

dwom

[@Definitelyhuman7]

Dwom

[@soda5130]

Thirdst

[@ArchangelTirael]

Double bingo! Yay! :3 Seed: b13e401fc8d81

[@rjskillz92]

30:23 "I hate that spelling of Sean." Average Englishman moment

[@captainfreedom3649]

Now we have to spell Joshimuz Joseamus just to annoy him

[@oui2611]

its even weirder that it has two vowels and it isnt pronounced "See-An". english is weird

[@The-ft3li]

Top 10 phrases that caused The Troubles

[@2brk2hvhndl]

I think it's Irish

[@realcartoongirl]

Seen 💀

[@oui2611]

the thing that makes dyom great is that we wanna see even the tedious parts of missions. its not like any% runs where josh runs the same story missions over and over so we already know whats going to happen from beginning to end of the line. that makes more sense to edit out the uninteresting bits

[@Gunner98]

Not that I'm in favour of edited dyom, but to be fair, if the mission tells you to drive to area 69 from groove street then it is obvious that the next five minutes of the video is going to be josh driving through the map. If something funny happens during the drive, he'll keep that part in and get rid of the boring bits.

[@Gunner98]

I'm guessing the reason people hate the idea of edited dyom is because it started out in the unedited format and that's how it's been for two years now. If it were the opposite, that is, if the first ever dyom video was edited and not just the entire stream uploaded to YT, the audience would've prefered that over the latter to this day.

[@jamespwsmith]

YES! New DYOM. Today is a good day

[@endlessoul]

Love those DWOM upload days

[@alejandrotomascarreno3867]

55:53 OMG I can't believe you actually found one of my missions. I made those missions with a friend when we where like 13 or 14 lol. Even the username its the joke name we used when we joined the Dyom community. That brings back memories. Hope you come across some of the silly sh*t we made, I think one mission was about k*lling Justin Bieber even lol.

[@zCREz]

Fun april 1 prank: Edited Dwom video, but its only the "boring" parts and all the good stuff is cut.

[@artemkatelnytskyi]

27:10 Josh has done a stream where he learnt to make missions in DYOM since then, and now he can appreciate how hard it actually is to choose the right vehicle and colour in all those in-game menus that DYOM has, haha.

[@neoqueto]

I've always wondered how typing in text works in DYOM. Does it have you select each letter of the alphabet manually like high score initials in old video games? Or can you just type on the keyboard, but with a caveat that if you want to correct a typo you have to delete the entire cutscene and start all over? I can only imagine the pain judging by the amount of malformed captions in those missions.

[@artemkatelnytskyi]

@@neoqueto a window pops up in the to left corner and you just type it in. But there is-not even an input lag-but sometimes the mod ignores inputs, so you have to type slowly enough for it to work. It does explain a lot of typos.

[@sundaywoohoo497]

Dude with all this censoring in all youtube videos makes you feel like you're watching TV

[@Gunner98]

what censoring?

[@sundaywoohoo497]

@@Gunner98 there was a mission in a video, where all cuss words weren't pronounced. And i was basically saying that every content creator has to censor their videos nowadays cuz of the policy of youtube

[@Gunner98]

@@sundaywoohoo497 The TTS lady not saying cuss words seems like an inbuilt text to speech thing than intentional censorship from Josh's side. The only intentional censorship in dyom is when the N bomb drops. The n-word is replaced with redacted.

[@Gunner98]

@@sundaywoohoo497 Also, didn't KZbin replace the no swearing policy with "no swearing only for the first ten seconds of the video"?

[@sundaywoohoo497]

@@Gunner98 I'm not sure, it seems like people start sencoring everything just to be safe

[@AntLion1995]

Out of curiosity, why is referencing the date of your runs bad exactly? Also are some interiors in DYOM not usable at all? I don't think you've ever had a mission in a pizza parlor or any of the gyms. Also that race mission was really cool, clever way to work around the mod's limitations.

[@KoylTrane]

because general youtube audience doesn't like receiving content "late"