You start out by liking Shane then you realize Matt is the reason you stay
@connorfrarey Жыл бұрын
fuck this is so true
@SIMUL4CR4 Жыл бұрын
Best podacast ever.
@Tremuoso Жыл бұрын
kinda like how you start watching tranny porn for the novelty then you realise the penis is why you stay
@mrwho1780 Жыл бұрын
I agree but it’s deffo the combination for me haha
@blueyedevil2117 Жыл бұрын
I came to this realization the other day lmao
@GeoffreyBronson Жыл бұрын
I love how if Shane's family followed his advice and skipped 5 minutes ahead they would have immediately hit the T revelation.
@f.i.n.50652 жыл бұрын
Shane trying to shame the shaman and then finally admitting he watched Bailey Jay and that she’s hot is exactly why Matt is the shaman. Shane is clinging to his earthly ego, Matt is ego-less, he’s out there with the DMT elves admiring the fabric of the universe, providing valuable knowledge about human porno.
@kieran8720 Жыл бұрын
Matt is the DMT elve lol
@nonya444 Жыл бұрын
DMT is Lit, never seen the elves, the Jesters are always there to greet me and jump me lol.
@nonya444 Жыл бұрын
Hi Shane:)
@brendanwood9630 Жыл бұрын
This is tremendous
@cpreid Жыл бұрын
Lmao this was poetic
@Khathaar2 жыл бұрын
all roads lead to t porn is one of the shamans best teachings
@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын
He ain't lying
@bobnewton1064 Жыл бұрын
@@drunkenmmamaster419cides and sativas is the cheat code to get their faster
@alberthernandez53183 ай бұрын
I think its different for every person. I dont think i would ever get into T porn. And i was a legit pornaddict at one point.
@fartquaviasdingle78762 ай бұрын
@@alberthernandez5318you have 4 months
@bigol92232 жыл бұрын
"I went to the internet for answers and it gave me the wrong fuckin answers dude."
@trunewtru89202 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said that
@Sock1122 Жыл бұрын
I read this comment the exact moment he said it 😄
@n-wordheelflips26483 жыл бұрын
Shane trying to shame someone while I stare at him riding a sybian is peak comedy
@djentile77733 жыл бұрын
Love the name mr Nword. You come from cumtown?
@n-wordheelflips26483 жыл бұрын
@@djentile7773 thanks man, and of course haha
@mini_mozzer Жыл бұрын
im off 4 tabs rn i have no idea what this mean😭😭😭😭
@Trent_Moorman Жыл бұрын
@@mini_mozzertripping to this 2
@Jake-ur5gi3 жыл бұрын
Every time I think I got the Shaman figured out, he pulls a new fact about himself that never fails to amaze me.
@korey77333 жыл бұрын
The older casts are some of the funniest recordings that exists. The old night casts were the best.
@ElkinsEric2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. It was strait 🔥 in the beginning
@lolmouf2 жыл бұрын
can you tell me the time period or where i can listen? I just joined there patreon like 3 months ago
@user-dw7rl3qe4p6 ай бұрын
Radio dawgs, youtube has a playlist in order. This is epi 27-Q+, imo peak cast
@IHJello2 жыл бұрын
damn dude this is sacred material right here. top 3 favorite episodes of the the old testament.
@MrByrnzie2 жыл бұрын
New to the cast. Any epidode recommendations?
@IHJello2 жыл бұрын
@@MrByrnzie thats a hard question bc the Old Testament is large and full of gold. My honest recommendation is to start from the very beginning bc the prank phone calls really bring you in the circle. They stop around episode five and its kind of a blur until they have Dan Soder as a guest which is a classic. Gun to my head though.. give me all the episodes in the 20s. Super hot and side splitting laughter. Hope this helps.
@ElkinsEric2 жыл бұрын
@@MrByrnzie Standing on the Gravitron
@KaptainKyle_272 жыл бұрын
BOLD AF gentleman… I love how Shane has to continually ask if they should post it😂 such a good friend
@emill21192 жыл бұрын
You would 100 percent think this is gay if you never had it happen to you. Porn gets to be a slippery slope.
@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын
Yup wish it was talked about more than it is , I really feel bad for the younger generations that grew up with smart phones they better be careful
@bobnewton1064 Жыл бұрын
@@drunkenmmamaster419 I was where Matt was at by the time I was 14 lol. I Would skip off school and miss out on events just to wank to some questionable shit hahah. 23 now and tamed the beast a little
@williampoole1742 Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that all gays are just normal people that kept going and going and going and never went back. Quitting porn might be the best thing I've ever done.
@charlescauldron Жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to porn and I'm with Shane, 100% this is gay. You can be addicted to jerking off to pornography without doing it to men.
@Flightsuit Жыл бұрын
@@williampoole1742gay people existed way before pornography.
@EastboundAndDowns3 жыл бұрын
The Shaman is toying with the Dark Arts here.
@thernius42843 жыл бұрын
you can't fully see the light til you've seen it from the abyss my brother 📿
@Philly2532 жыл бұрын
Evil hippy porn
@crd88918 Жыл бұрын
dark magic
@nonya444 Жыл бұрын
@@thernius4284 📠
@ryanfoley6703 жыл бұрын
This has to be the funniest clip I’ve ever heard I’m crying
@jamesnightingale27883 жыл бұрын
This was one of the first clips I heard and it’s what for me hooked. When I first heard about Shane his name was tied to SNL so I always thought he was corny without hearing him, thanks to a pandemic I found out about. MSsP, cumtown, and Tim Dillon
@whitegoodman8333 жыл бұрын
@@jamesnightingale2788 Same exact story. Discovered all three and basically all the other good NY/East Coast comedians/casts during the 'tine. And this was the first episode of MSSP that I listened to. Was hooked instantly lmao.
@jacobc24513 жыл бұрын
Same, but MSSP led me to a bunch of Philly guys; Two Jacked Bros, War Mode, You F*ck’d It, Dad Meat.
@whitegoodman8333 жыл бұрын
@@jacobc2451 Yup lol same
@jacobc24513 жыл бұрын
@@whitegoodman833 you’d probably like Chrissy Chaos…but I’m sure you saw it on the Young Bull Podcast extravaganza
@snakelama3 жыл бұрын
porn is the worst thing for your brain
@paulfroelich10242 жыл бұрын
Truth.
@JohnBlaze5052 жыл бұрын
Idk man Meth might be a tad worse
@snakelama2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnBlaze505 slow down john oliver
@JohnBlaze5052 жыл бұрын
@@snakelama sorry it's the meth
@kaneego6281 Жыл бұрын
@Drew Dugger meth and porn is pretty nuts
@justinneilsonn26652 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed this hard from KZbin in ever.. Matt is so honest it's refreshing .. many of us struggle with some form of porn addiction.
@glennmatthews758 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if it makes me gay to admit that Matt was speaking from my fucking SOUL the internet is a weird trap, even beginning to try and think about it will send you down a rabbit hole of self reflection
@ethanm20447 ай бұрын
@@glennmatthews758it’s def not gay it’s suspension of disbelief like watching a movie. Matt even said if he notices a single male feature he’s no longer interested
@jackolis70505 ай бұрын
@@glennmatthews758 spoke to me for sure, I’m a straight dude but the pern rabbit hole will make you question it😂 why I’m trying to quit
@jacquep23632 жыл бұрын
“Midgets are nasty little creatures” I’m Fucking dead bro 😭😭😭😂😂😂
@SqueaksUofA6 ай бұрын
High Danny McBride vibes
@sirmungus71132 жыл бұрын
JOI is an appetizer🤣🤣🤣
@10.4.965 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@aaroncardenas90622 жыл бұрын
There's no river long enough that doesn't have a bend🤣
@cleech742 жыл бұрын
That one got me good.😂😂
@justingifford44252 жыл бұрын
I love that it was the vein in the arm that stopped him, not the teenis 😂
@vhscopyofseinfeld Жыл бұрын
So fucking hilarious.
@jakw97 Жыл бұрын
This requires alot of internet usage to be relatable. Its so unbelievably funny
@whackylibertarian76243 жыл бұрын
the dawgz need to hear this its devastating
@seffr3790 Жыл бұрын
I love Shane’s innocence but sadly I relate to Matt so much harder joi is nothing but a warm up
@hgfclay65243 жыл бұрын
Bruh matt really was in a pit
@duwayne93933 жыл бұрын
Shame Gillis
@lindylindylindy2 жыл бұрын
The deep sigh at 13:58 killed me
@cleech742 жыл бұрын
The realist moment of their friendship.😂
@alexcoyg32812 жыл бұрын
"This is getting uncomfortble!" -"Get Uncomfortable!" 😂😂😂
@dgoo8294 Жыл бұрын
shane being like " are you sure you want to release this?!" is the funniest shit haha
@wacopaco20992 жыл бұрын
Dude…tranny JOI? Dude that is deep into the hole. no pun intended
@alexanderkvitrovn98283 жыл бұрын
Ladydawgz
@BlackManta_777 Жыл бұрын
Matt is one of the realest dudes ever, based as fuck
@talk2bpcable2 жыл бұрын
“Whaddaya want me to do, I have a high sex drive” 🤣
@jacobc24513 жыл бұрын
Shaman on the Cidies is the best, he’s honest to a fault…can relate
@cosmicjive47462 жыл бұрын
Synchronized ropes. 🤣🤣🤣
@rollinwifdabigboys132 жыл бұрын
“Are you sure you wana release this?”
@garrettreid92292 жыл бұрын
best clip ive listened to so far, shanes un comfortability is palpable
@MattH-wg7ou Жыл бұрын
"I'm a curious little bear!" -Matt McCusker
@jacobmacartney19212 жыл бұрын
This conversation should be continued with Jim Norton
@Meekmillan2 жыл бұрын
The worm has turned (into a freak freak)
@pj1995____2 жыл бұрын
And Bobby Kelly
@paulfroelich1024 Жыл бұрын
Sweet sweet Jimmy
@InnerDness Жыл бұрын
Or Zac D'Amico. That kids a bona fide freak and I love it.
@mikesauter8596 Жыл бұрын
14:15 this is like the 20th time shane asked if he wanted to put it out into the world😂😂😂😂😂
@ha8thedrakesdrake6087 ай бұрын
Bahahahhahahahah He is pleading with his friend!!! Hahahahha this is so so funny. Shane is pleading - pleading with his friend and the friend is 100% like this is nothing! Just another day😅
@joenichols3901 Жыл бұрын
The shaman has spoken. No connection with the ego. Suffered an addiction.
@seanmatthewking2 жыл бұрын
Shane 46 seconds in: anybody who doesn’t want to hear me talk about wacking off fast forward 5 minutes Clip: 17 mins 🤔
@fartquaviasdingle78767 ай бұрын
When he first said "15 seconds" I was laughin
@coreygolphenee96332 жыл бұрын
"You're one of those weirdos that wipes your ass and looks at it". Feel a little called out here
@imageword5576 Жыл бұрын
Shane is like Hank Hill, LoL
@TehUltimateSnake Жыл бұрын
Shane has shitstains on his underwear.
@dominicdangelo4801 Жыл бұрын
Matt's the total alpha
@Redascentofficial8 ай бұрын
4:28 Shane’s silence was hilarious
@J000032 жыл бұрын
This may be the funniest podcast clip ive ever heard 😭😭😭😭
@oatenweezy2 жыл бұрын
Shane keeps it vanilla
@imageword5576 Жыл бұрын
Sometimes he reminds me of Hank Hill
@InnerDness Жыл бұрын
@@imageword5576he's tellin me to jerk muh hwhat??
@10.4.965 ай бұрын
Bro not jerking off to trannys isn't vanilla 😂😂😂😂😂
@Pete_Finch11 ай бұрын
“What’s epidiminus?” kills me every time
@austinwiseman31862 жыл бұрын
Maybe I’m desensitized because of Jim Norton but it’s not that big of a deal.
@paulfroelich10242 жыл бұрын
1) This is 100% true. 2) I am the Wiseman of Austin, not you.
@booftoot2 жыл бұрын
*sybian refugee*
@alvarolopez35942 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MuddyGamingLive2 жыл бұрын
Im with Shane. It's definitely gay
@vhscopyofseinfeld Жыл бұрын
It’s not fucking gay bro, you just don’t know what lies in the darkness dawg.
@kieran64172 жыл бұрын
This is the best clip I've seen so far 😂😂😂
@multicoloredwiz Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, is this why ppl obsess over trannys so much? Cuz of porn addiction?? It always seemed weird to me how some ppl talk about that shit constantly lol
@thetruebatman4632 Жыл бұрын
This is easily the funniest 17 minute conversation that youtube has ever possessed. Two golden trophy bois, Matt and Shane.
@styxrakash463910 ай бұрын
“Are you sure you wanna release this”
@MaybeDOOM Жыл бұрын
The synchronized ropes is wild bro 💀
@allnightfright619 Жыл бұрын
Matt slowly turns into Gerbies as the podcast goes on.
@harrylimeracketeer2 жыл бұрын
well Matt's gay
@BrianKellyisGay11 ай бұрын
for any new listeners: please stick around, the dawgs are sent from the heavens. But this is the peak of the cast, Q+ on radio dawgs for whoever wants a full listen.
@darield1003 жыл бұрын
Matt issss the dark arts evil hippie king
@alexshapiro6812 Жыл бұрын
Matt’s gay?
@jackwebb37577 ай бұрын
Shane thought they would loose listeneners dude? This is the funniest video on the net and is an education on the downfall that awaits us on the hub 😂
@jasonsmith44047 ай бұрын
Matt is correct. Cocaine addiction really speeds up the searches though
@Colt-Forty52 жыл бұрын
*”That’s not gay.”*
@10.4.965 ай бұрын
Then says the gayest thing I've ever heard
@Crowbar6006 Жыл бұрын
Not saying me but I know a guy who went down the same rabbit hole as Matt.
@stephenholmgren4059 ай бұрын
OnlyFans dad is the most hilarious sketch in history
@youngkob3408 Жыл бұрын
I agree with Matt he’s 100% right on this one!
@congi190 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been down some dark alleys as well Matt
@deven9565 Жыл бұрын
Matt - porn Shane - beer Tim - coke/cigs Nick - coke/cigs
@drunkenmmamaster419 Жыл бұрын
Lamaire - mortal kombat
@MatauReviews Жыл бұрын
Nick is just coke. Adam is benzos. Stav is food
@macklemorganfreeman8488 Жыл бұрын
Luis - little boys
@LinusBitchTits7 ай бұрын
Nick is coke and civil defense sirens
@nocache4 ай бұрын
Tim who and nick who
@dslkjvoxicuyhgl45548 ай бұрын
Coming from serious addiction, of, idk almost every kind, but admittedly not THAT bad with porn, I get it man. It's not gay. Cause in your head, if you WERE gay, it wouldn't be "wrong" or taboo. Wouldn't do it for you. I get it man. You're not gay. And don't apologize.
@efrainchaidez27229 ай бұрын
This is the single greatest moment in podcasting
@dankestranch87382 жыл бұрын
Hey it be like that sometimes
@BigFarts03 жыл бұрын
Tell these fools to hurry up and get another podcast up for the week. 👊
@wyattearp5853 жыл бұрын
Fr, glad about all shanes opportunities lately but the paytch is so dry 🙄
@BigFarts03 жыл бұрын
The King and the Shaman will never let the cast die. But it does suck
@brucewayne22552 ай бұрын
6:56 with no context is great.
@in5364 Жыл бұрын
Matt is definitely not wrong
@tylerlambert895310 ай бұрын
It's just Shane flip flopping between trying to not be homophobic, and Shane actually being homophobic.
@notbrad4873 Жыл бұрын
There's got to be a letter J in the LBGT+ for Matt. J is for Jerkoff buddy
@hunter_hult3 жыл бұрын
What’s up Teenis Team!
@thernius42843 жыл бұрын
🦐🧂🍥
@zacfromArkansas Жыл бұрын
I was a man between two worlds 😂 How can you not love this mf'er?
@njez7563 Жыл бұрын
Matt and Cory beck would be good friends
@yujiruffhanma3095 Жыл бұрын
Do you think Matt will start collecting porn paraphernalia?
@peachmelba10002 жыл бұрын
I'd need a stack of fucking tissues ffs How weak is Shane's nutshell lol
@baalzebub5000 Жыл бұрын
Is Matt quitting corn every episode?
@baalzebub5000 Жыл бұрын
Side note: couldn’t get into midgets either.
@tylerpullen165226 күн бұрын
Shane was off by about 16 mins
@mykel626811 ай бұрын
No river long enough doesn’t have a bend …Shane’s been doing some norms
@fartquaviasdingle78767 ай бұрын
You're NOT prison-gay
@smallybigs7012 Жыл бұрын
"It'll getchya"
@saucyscholar31048 күн бұрын
Love Matt for this lol
@megadong59678 ай бұрын
Gotta be the craziest shit I’ve ever heard
@Andrukahn40k2 ай бұрын
Currently addicted to JOI lol
@FD_and_B8 күн бұрын
Sounds like you're addicted to TMI as well!
@Meekmillan2 жыл бұрын
In memory of Brodey Stevens, everybody is 10%, but Matt is just a rapid dash more gay.
@fartquaviasdingle78762 ай бұрын
Calling JOI an appetizer is the funniest shit ever
@levmccor54 Жыл бұрын
Never related to someone more
@DreIsGoneFission3 ай бұрын
Shane sliding Norm Macdonald quotes in to podcasting conversation so smoothly that nobody noticed is so sick
@HansKlopek8 ай бұрын
You can't listen to this and not realize porn is making people gay.
@FD_and_B8 күн бұрын
Only seems to make anyone porn-gay though. Leads to questionable viewing habits but not actions
@driprubies2464 Жыл бұрын
Thumb nail game is on fucking point my guy!
@PHUSHEY7 ай бұрын
Gay, straight it's all the same now. There are no more lines. ..... "George Carlin"
@lnAmberCladАй бұрын
Doctor: you have a gluten allergy Matt: i aint no fuckin queer!
@brucewayne22552 ай бұрын
I wonder how many people looked up Bailey Jay after this
@marctaylor11427 ай бұрын
"No wonder you're always winning gay chicken when we play. You're gay dude" - Shane