Polnareff quotes

[@megasupergames]

Literally every single character recognizes Joseph imediately when he's in "disguise". Everyone but Polnareff.

[@kingkay14]

DiE-lan and jotaro

[@MajorRibcageIII]

And Girono.

[@georgeswagg413]

You forgot hol horse

[@matabishippuden6965]

And ndoul

[@iggigg2721]

@@Spookpath counts

[@edgargaebolg9307]

*sees 195 cm and 97 kg of pure muscle* "What do you mean she's a HE?"

[@domquixote2780]

That would be jolyne in part 3 xD

[@joeschloe2498]

Them French woman man

[@tiredoflife7039]

Lol he is just used to women of all shapes and sizes unlike most men XD women aren't just short and dainty, he gets it. Go get em Polnareff

[@Exclusivesadblues]

But later he says Joseph is too buff to fit that disguise and yet he got tricked by it

[@SeaguIISoup]

don't blame him, he's getting desperate for a date

[@horaciosi]

I keep expecting Polnareff to say "What's with all these Italians recognizing me?"

[@Toxic_Death]

@mohamed zayan LMFAOOO

[@epicsalsa1337]

is this why the crusaders don't have any money

[@ziyangli717]

Keep get stabbed by Polnareff

[@Superboi7777]

And the best gril fondashon

[@NTS7Z]

What

[@TheRuggedEchinda]

@@NTS7Z because Polnareff keeps throw up coins and stabbing them.

[@gilgammesh1]

Polnareff, like any true manly man, see's the utmost beauty of tequila Joseph.

[@Random_Iceberg]

I mean, Tequila Joseph is hot.

[@gladiusinvidius]

@@Fillardmillmore tequila speedwagon

[@l4zy332]

ever since the end of sc, he never got a girlfriend

[@Needwagon4Speedwagon]

Many coins were stabbed that day

[@TT-uo3oo]

Even speedwagon is surprised!

[@Superboi7777]

Fonded by your company

[@exaid0556]

Rip

[@guatermelon7543]

Polinareff: How many people have you killed DIO?! Dio: how many coins have you stabbed in your lifetime?

[@mannequia8294]

Probably like 300 coins.

[@Fillardmillmore]

300 coins is a lot of people, Dio

[@daswarudo1957]

Jotaro the Ocean Man Polnareff the Turtle guy

[@JS-cq7ut]

Kakyoin the Donut Dude

[@theonlychickensama8353]

Abdul the master of hand puppets

[@ADRainXD]

Joseph the expert troll

[@commonwriternext]

Iggy the Sandman

[@thej8330]

Dio the kitchen man

[@shinekuelsword2412]

The first one made me burst in laughter

[@roshanyuvaraj6771]

Just this comment alone told me his first oppoent.

[@dewott8251]

@@roshanyuvaraj6771 Its funny enough that I legitimately screamed the quote Polnareff did

[@hankflitz7409]

Jojo: *evil chuckling* you’ve fallen for my trap, Frenchman! My disguise is too brilliant!

[@exaid0556]

Polnareff & Old Joseph after he learns that was young Joseph: Joestar-san, what the f**k you were doing in your teenage years?

[@Kai_CODM9]

S ame

[@bellamylawx9479]

I love how giorno and buccelati keep the secret from polnareff.

[@ignisvis8867]

and Mista "are you the turtle guy?"

[@marctang3802]

and Narancia “wait you’re the turtle guy!”

[@Hdiver89]

'' I dont get what's going on, but this is serious!'' Basically me in every Diavollo's battle.

[@julianmitchell3035]

People forget that Jojo let Polnareff ORA alongside him. The only other person he let say ORAA was his own daughter. So either, Jolyne, he cherishes you as much as his lifelong best friend, or, Polnareff, he cherishes you as much as his own kid!

[@twiliblade]

silver chariot is a pretty badass stand

[@B0K0691]

If you're referring to when they do their special attack, it's actually Polnareff's own stand cry, HORA, which means "Come on!"

[@chaos_blue1089]

Jotaro cherishing Pol as his own kid isn't that high of a standard. Well, unless we're talking about end of Part 6, or EOH Jotaro.

[@Superboi7777]

@@B0K0691 no the sub titles say "ORA"

[@rigistroni]

@@B0K0691 Ora also means Come on lmao

[@Atomic207]

7:14 Polnareff's PTSD.

[@afterpasthours7504]

I'm not that old, said Jotaro, Dude has a fucking teenage daughter and he looks younger than in Part 4.

[@hyperult3810]

Welcome to JoJo, we have tequila is that all right?

[@liaoxianbw]

Reverse aging is quite rare in the Joestar bloodline. Only Joseph ages like a old man , but why does Jotaro look like a middle-aged man in his fight against a century old vampire in Egypt, then a working young man with a professors degree against a hand-fetish murder alongside the help of a few delinquents(one being his uncle)in a small Japanese town , then finally a young looking badass helping a band of misfits(one being his adolescent adult daughter) against a prison priest (who worships the century old vampire )in Florida

[@loserinasuit7880]

She is six at the time. Also that's because his art style changed with the times.

[@karlfransson7568]

Holy shit the first one with Young Joseph... My stomach really hurts right Now!

[@hailthequeen9026]

Well then Pol. Hitting on tequila woman Joseph eh?

[@justoneguy2487]

5:57 Polnareff to Giorno: "I feel like I've known you from somewhere before" Either: 1.) he got Deja Vu from the future (Jamais Vu?) 2.) He sees a similarity to DIO 3.) He sees a physical resemblance to Jotaro and Joseph in terms of facial structure

[@Ken_Mochi]

I think only Polnareff got fooled by Joseph's disguise...Maybe

[@zillafire101]

Jotaro also gets fooled in one line.

[@disnagburnazog9552]

Jotaro prolly pretends to be fooled

[@Teknanam]

@Дмитрий Горецкий Both Part 3 and Part 4 Jotaro initially think Tequilla Joseph is an annoying lady, only to act surprised after the fight that he's a guy. Neither sound sarcastic.

[@ude4225]

"The turtle guy" xD

[@cocojambooverheaven1623]

Ude FINALLY, I thought I was the only one

[@captainpepsi353]

mista: hey ur pretty good polnarff: SWORDS ARE BETTER

[@Dr.JamesWilson]

I'm shocked Jean did not get an Part 5 themed outfit.

[@josephjoestar5221]

He did

[@jjbathemeextensions8866]

Source?

[@bobsmith8405]

Polnareff and kakyoin have much more quotes including the underwear message.

[@NozaJoza]

i haven't forgotten it. my vids cant be longer or as long as 15 minutes. part 2 is done and will be up.

[@bobsmith8405]

Ah, thank you.

[@thisisthegreatestcommentof8960]

Jean Pierre Polnareff = That Turtle Guy

[@tinapi2026]

Polnareff: Let's see who can get the most punches in Polnareff's stand: *using sword*

[@destionancy_9258]

Polnareff just wants a relationship. But sadly he never got one all because.. He became a turtle.

[@Envinite]

Children in Africa could have eaten those coins...

[@josephjoestar5221]

Wha

[@staarfinger7322]

Brruh

[@nupinoop296]

I love Polnareff a lot

[@celestiashan747]

0:17 POLNAREFF HOW CAN U NOT TELL THAT SHE IS A HE

[@NozaJoza]

He's a man of jiggle physics

[@celestiashan747]

Noza Joza I see

[@TheYeetiest]

Polnareff could probably freeze the entire French economy work how many coins he's skewering.

[@TheYeetiest]

Jonathan - British Gentleman Polnareff - French "Gentleman"

[@maixwaix6740]

To a normal person isn’t he making the coins float?

[@pierreleboucher2429]

he is

[@twinkbreaker_]

H M mmm

[@thedolphinqueen9921]

Yes, and with a hole inside, too.

[@Traumasamanen]

Thank you for Pol quotes! He is my favorite, but it's difficult to find stuff about him. Request for videos: Hol Horse & ladies. Hol Horse has different reactions with different female characters. I have found Japanese version, but not one with English subtitles. It would be great to get them too.

[@NozaJoza]

i'll see what i can get from him

[@Traumasamanen]

It would be greato~

[@NobHead1998]

Literally all of Polnareff's interactions with Trish are him hitting on her. Lest I remind you all that Trish is 15 and Polnereff is around 22

[@kingkay14]

NobHead1998 23. Makes it even worse and also during vento aureo he was 35

[@disnagburnazog9552]

the age isn't written on people's foreheads ya know

[@kingkay14]

Kai Harris yea that's true nigga funny val had no problem trying to molest her

[@kingkay14]

Дмитрий Горецкий ok but come on use your common sense if she looks like a kid 9/10 she is lol. I mean I really don't care myself aslong as they got bControl

[@yakusodrawsstuff]

+SleepyDragonSushi lol

[@cverusdel8649]

"gyyyyyeegh! she's a HE??!!" polnareff is our single role model

[@icey020]

HAH GAY!

[@bellamylawx9479]

3:02 is he talking about oingo?

[@serendaisy]

yeah he is!

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

@H M Why wouldn't Polnareff fall for that? It's Polnareff.

[@rustybishop9430]

I just chocked when i heard that XD

[@delksbwg3777]

@H M all of them fell for it

[@Cuboniix]

Most of the diolouge between Trish and Polnareff. **FBI BUSTS DOWN THE DOOR**

[@zannchristo]

We're laughing at Polnareff reaction to Tequila Joseph and him stabbing coins but are we really going to let slide Jotaro saying that Star Platinum is strong as ever?

[@popatomcmemes7334]

5:40 *W H E E Z E*

[@Dravignor]

Who would win? An nigh-immortal vampire that can summon zombies or A 1,000° sword

[@vinwaffle7077]

Polnareff and his stand are unironically one of my favorites and one of the few 'I like both the character AND the stand' duos.

[@erickortega6865]

Remember kids polnareff says no to cross dressers

[@春-q7g]

"This she's a HE?!" bruh.

[@alexandrevachon541]

Tequila Joseph played Polnareff like a fiddle! XD

[@kakashihatake326]

Joseph Joestar best trap.

[@templarheadless2827]

Azanyone else here thinks the S. Chariot's head looks too narrow?

[@NozaJoza]

Hadn't noticed i couldn't stop thinking about where its pupils are

[@titaneren7047]

Jotaro:HA...GAYYY

[@PieOfCthulhu]

It must be pretty scarring for Bucciarati's team, who met the respectable and intelligent Polnareff, seeing what he used to be like.

[@decapitated420]

*respect your elders* Pol, i dont think you're that old yet

[@holdenhartley5454]

Polnareff: You're name is Trish? You're gorgeous! Polnareff... she's 15.

[@Chocl8215]

3:42 I was really expecting her to respond with "And you... won't... soon."

[@conntoons_4848]

I think of all the interactions here, Polnareff’s and Bucciarati’s are my favorite.

[@motivatedman4630]

Eeeehhh... Coffee? Then, Polnareff, bring Kakyoin some donuts

[@ashadowboi1212]

Polnareff: being simp for trish and saying nice things Trish: I’m 15

[@VORTEXXNEON]

🚓🚓🚔🚔

[@kieranduffynumberonefan]

diavolo immediately afterwards: allow me to introduce myself

[@willtheneko7309]

0:12 HA! Gayyyyyyyy!!!

[@thatguyyouknowtheone4073]

4:23 "wannabe"

[@cecasiahaan6801]

IceGear55 waaaNAAABEEeEEEeEeeEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEeEEEeEeEEe

[@jhart6764]

Man that is one weird turtle.

[@qweewqqweewqe4999]

WAIT trish is 15... polnareff what are you trying to do

[@golddust7095]

qweewq qweewqe its japan

[@cunnyman]

@@golddust7095 It's half the world*. 15 is legal in half the world. 16 another 20% or so. 18 is popularized by porn.

[@golddust7095]

Yh well japans aoc is 14 if i remember correctly

[@cunnyman]

@@golddust7095 Yea but Japanese law is dumb. It starts with 13 but many prefectures go with 15 to 18. Some strictly prohibits even watching watch under that age, some wants you to be 18 to even be sexually intimate with a person of your own age. Basically, it's dumb. That's why I prefer avoiding age of consent in Japan.

[@jirachi_the_nomai]

It's 18 in France, I don't know for Italy.

[@MA-gn5nl]

I love how Narancia and Mista calls Polnareff the turtle guy lol

[@stopmefoamjumping]

12:47 is kind of ironic, since he ends up losing 3 of his limbs

[@GreenFaceMT]

Polnareff: I've never seen you before! Giorno: *_I feel the same way_*

[@madam-mint]

What an idiot. I love him.

[@LittleMisZorua]

When Pol flirts with Trish, all I can think of is ‘FBI, OPEN UP!’

[@funnyquarantine2858]

4:09 Trish's voice acting 😍❤️

[@ugjibii1155]

"Wha... that she's a he?!" *TRAP DETECTED*

[@bacongaming1353]

0:40 i feel like i’ve seen this somewhere...

[@palletlover8519]

I think you missed the ones with DIO.

[@boaoftheboaians]

I knew it, Bruno Bucciarati's seiyuu is the same person who voiced Sasuke!!!!

[@eddekdraws7794]

Speedwagon to Tequila Joseph: Not even a blind man would think you're a woman!! And there's Polnareff.

[@mannequia8294]

Polnareff x Tequila Joseph.

[@deadaccount5238]

Polnareff proven to be even more less than Okuyasu sometime

[@hankflitz7409]

Jojo: *evil chuckling* You’ve fallen for my trap, Frenchman! My disguise is too brilliant!!

[@bootstrap925]

0/10 no manly handshake with crack yo ween

[@melonysnicket]

Polnareff flirting with Trish... Dude, she's 15. Calm down.

[@cunnyman]

15 is a legal age in like, half the world. 16 in about 20% more. The other 30~% is where the 17, 18, 19, and 20 are at. 18+ is what porn popularize.

[@doggychanstp8159]

Maybe pol didnt know that

[@TheChaosDragoness]

*_FBI, OPEN UP!!_*

[@ГригорийГ-ч4н]

The age of consent in France is 15. The age of consent in Italy is 14. So... he don't have to calm down.

[@combativeThinker]

Somanithel Kheang The human brain doesn't finish development until the age of 25.

[@evelinv381vasquez6]

Young Joseph saying Oh My God was something I'd never think I'd hear

[@samcase9328]

Polnareff: Your makeup is weird, yeah, but you’re just way too buff to begin with! Joeseph: OH! MY! GOD! I never even thought of that! *bruh*

[@anavictoria3630]

0:52 polnareff calling narancia a kid when narancia has the same age that jotaro and kakyoin in part 3

[@adamryamizard5560]

Well, to be fair jotaro and kakyoin are taller and look more mature compare to narancia.

[@craigscraig5144]

Lets get this straight, guns are useless in jojo.

[@exaid0556]

Mista: ?

[@pistachio_stick]

10:55 part 2 joseph saying oh my god gives me life

[@DJ-po4mt]

Polnareff wasted so much money with his intros

[@rowboat0012]

Polnareff: *calls trash hot* Everyone: *what the fuck in wee woo*

[@bluu9085]

3:32 FBI OPEN UP

[@conntoons_4848]

Woah, Polnareff, best not to hit on Trish, she's like 3 in your time

[@whoeveraboveisawesome6020]

3:53 Polnareff, she’s 15!

[@ariq45]

wait.... wheres avdol and polnareff?!

[@NozaJoza]

Not to worry im planning on making a follow-up for this. - show his poses - Add (Normal part 2) Joseph - and Avdol

[@4042X]

When I clicked on the video it made my day XD

[@alejandroandreu272]

3:33 *angry durururu noises*

[@TreyPDB]

Jean-Pierre is my favorite character in all of Jojo

[@bellaqua4324]

oookay i did not expect someone to not recognize tequila joseph

[@sushiwise]

*Polnareff's Bizzare Adventure: Coindust Crustabbers*

[@mclovin2024]

best turtle

[@t10god]

Polnareff being tricked by Joseph LMAOOOOO

[@thesenate9319]

When you realize Polnareff is flirting with Trish who is 15

[@adamrizkymubarak]

"GA KID!"

[@superidoldexiarong7406]

1:37 don't worry you'll understand

[@tooters6108]

I am very uncomfortable with him complimenting Trish so much and asking her out lmao

[@JoaoHenrique-ip6lk]

3:35 Dio is best waifu

[@rebecca7386]

Polnareff: 22 Trish: 15 3:33 : *Chris Hansen wants to know your location*

[@stealthguy7249]

I always thought chariot looked kinda weird in this

[@papasauce234]

The fitness gram Pacer test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test that progessively gets harder as it continues

[@Firewolf_430]

0:00 Daga otoko da

[@Firewolf_430]

Even JoJo is laughing