Nukes for cavemen in 60 seconds

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[@EnterSpamUsernameHere]

Grok is going to be so mad when he wakes up

[@user-qs8qf1ms8i]

Just a causal amount of tomfoolery.

[@lasiuslord6833]

idk if grok is gonna wake up at all

[@rudmillahnowrin9151]

​@@lasiuslord6833💀

[@gekoneq347]

Grok's strong. Ofc he will!

[@_neophyte]

if*

[@kleanthis3193]

"Ask cave spirit to give uranium 235" will go down in history.

[@iwantahandlebruh]

on god

[@SovietsbetterthanrussiaALT]

Fr🗿🍷

[@The_one_who_dies_alot]

If i was still in highschool, that would be my yearbook quote

[@Deveshkha]

Fr 😂

[@St4r.-.]

@@The_one_who_dies_alotI’m making that my yearbook quote

[@chicken]

"Bro, Grok gonna be furious when he learns." Grok's nuclear ambitions will become legendary.

[@greencrew2]

Are you every were

[@Willow662]

@@greencrew2Their channel is to comment how do people not know this

[@gamerpro608]

@@Willow662 you just talked to the average youtube shorts viewer they know nothing 😭😭😭

[@Willow662]

@@gamerpro608 fr bro

[@AnonymoosePKM]

how are you verified as a minecraft chicken

i heard crazy Dave's sound when groks cave got destroyed, why? BECAUSE IM CRAAAAAZY!

[@Subugugito]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[@kraken_8]

I eat food off the floor

[@SkidIsEpic]

​@@kraken_8ACT NOW!! IM CRAAAAAZY!!

[@veergada7105]

Haha nice pvz reference

[@Britsoo]

Cringe..

[@Live.and.die333]

"now i have become grugadug, destroyer of caves"

[@ReconissanceMa]

best comment here

[@3DRC-707]

😂

[@user-gk3dj6jt6e]

😂😂

[@wolfkrueger7530]

lol

[@smoreman-mu4kh]

Now grok got a bigger bom rock

[@paranoidpumpkin98]

" G I V E U R A N I U N 2 3 5 " Cave Spirit: 👁️👄👁️

[@ropro31]

This thing is from the game called "Craft the world", 1 of my favourite games when I was a child.

[@neelamshukla1144]

Uranium*

[@olgervillalobos1719]

​@ropro31huh

[@olgervillalobos1719]

​@@neelamshukla1144nah

[@derickancog1599]

​@@neelamshukla1144who asked your goofy az

[@user-qx6jn4gj9i]

I’m not a caveman but this still is helpful

[@049_plague_doctor]

I use magic rock to do joke on friend Places thingy above door Friend strong so he will find funny He should be home but no respond yet

[@YayeetLord]

​​@@049_plague_doctorBoom boom yet or no?

[@Mrcrazyburger3]

Boom boom now?

[@049_plague_doctor]

@@YayeetLord yes did boom he still no respond

[@YayeetLord]

​@@049_plague_doctor:(

[@ArnoldOneaGD]

As an caveman i indeed understand this.

[@hannabal96]

The wizard trying to explain his spells to the barbarian

[@WillTBear1]

*artificer

[@trevjaydendavis3718]

Dm explaining anything too complex to THAT guy* Edit: how TF is my most liked comment about this shit

[@___idk]

.. .

[@henryhill1231]

​@@WillTBear1 yes

[@kaibucki6375]

Honestly, this is accurate

[@The_voidless_soul]

“Um, hello? 911? Yeah my neighbour is explaining the process of building a nuke to a caveman.”

[@UseroneGaming]

It’s not illegal to learn, technically. And, as long as it’s not classified information, it’s not illegal to share it and teach anything.

[@gene1491]

​@@UseroneGamingso... How do you make crack huh? ...🤨or Adderall. My regular ADHD meds were discontinued by the FDA.

[@user-tt2py4qk2n]

@@gene1491Come to Canada man we got some!

[@gene1491]

@@user-tt2py4qk2n 🥴

[@Floodwave330]

Thanks man I also needed some adhd meds

[@J_therobloxletter]

Thanks grok has been stealing mammoth meat from me see what happens when you take my stuff grok!!

[@nexarsji]

Bro just explained how to build a nuke💀💀

[@guestuser1479]

50,003 BC: Grok make fire 50,000 BC: Grok make sun

[@michaelbujaki2462]

Ah good, you got the years straight.

[@guestuser1479]

@@michaelbujaki2462 smart

[@unknownsignals2789]

​​@@michaelbujaki2462 grok made the sun then made fire. Cavemen were extraterrestrial beings you know.

[@Shifsabre]

That should be 49997 bc

[@ClearlyNotCringeGroup55]

​@@Shifsabre wtah?

[@kingwolf3044]

That genuinely sounds like something that would turn into mythology

[@Rocky-si5tq]

oh i hope so

[@vbgvbg1133]

imagine a post nuclear apocalypse world where nuclear explosions become legendary myths turnip boy commits tax evasion

[@Musiclover0791]

Bro just said no touch the uranium but took it to big rock😂😂

[@Blaze_The_Skeleton]

This channel is like the Phineas and Ferb of YT Shorts

[@TheDreadedAssassin]

Most people: _"A meteor killed the dinosaurs."_ Grok: *(THOUSAND YARD STARE)*

[@Master-of--Minds]

Dude I almost spit out my soda after reading this

[@Under_fella1]

@@Master-of--MindsSAME

[@TON__618.]

​@@Under_fella1Why were you both drinking soda while reading this?

[@NiyaZXCVY]

Jump to and get back into your new position at this point 👉 👈 👇

[@keannoxyrenceesquivel2349]

Fr

[@sarojandongol1482]

Sciencephile having shorts was something I didn't expect.

[@azraelbilaefalkamran]

It's ai

[@j.am.al.boy2992]

​@@azraelbilaefalkamran it's a person behind it. Wdym AI? The voice? Yes.

[@azraelbilaefalkamran]

@@j.am.al.boy2992 never heard prompt that say; "Explain Nuclear for cavemen" and so on..?

[@j.am.al.boy2992]

@@azraelbilaefalkamran I don't think AI have that kind of humor

[@azraelbilaefalkamran]

@@j.am.al.boy2992 Nuclear, big fire in special rocks. Imagine rocks with tiny, tiny pieces inside, like hidden sparks. When you make these pieces come together, they release enormous energy, much stronger than regular fire. It's like having a super-hot, never-ending flame that can do amazing things. But, be careful, caveman! Handling these special rocks is tricky. If you don't do it right, the fire can become too wild and dangerous. So, smart cavemen learn to control it for good things, like making bright lights and powerful tools. Just remember, respect the fire in the rocks, and it can be a game-changer for your cave life. Explain that

[@TheFakeTraitor]

"What you is do wag?" (First caveman) "Me take magic rock and magic rock go-" *BOOM*

[@Certified_Yapper7]

Grok been real mad since he heard this

[@luckdohm]

I cant believe this actually help me to understand how a nuke works

[@Sayyourmum]

And now i can build one if only i could get my hands on some sweat succulent magic rock

[@M0nochromedonut]

​@@Sayyourmum:eyebrow raise:

[@Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet]

​@@Sayyourmumask cave spirit

[@TGBM-UTTP]

​@@Sayyourmumwe all love those sweet succulent girthy throbbing rocks

[@tristankindle1504]

Everyone knows U235 as nuke fuel and everyone knows the fat man implosion nuke. But the video got it wrong, you don't smash uranium you smash plutonium. If you have uranium you use something called a gun bomb where you ram two large chunks of it together

[@Lestyrin]

"Thak the thunder god" had me dying 💀

[@KnabeRussenschar4859]

Not to be confused with kath the lightning god

[@judahboyd2107]

​@@KnabeRussenschar4859 or Hakt the storm god

[@EeveeMaster547]

Thak the thunder god will have you dying if you get him angry too

[@KnabeRussenschar4859]

@@EeveeMaster547 but kath will kill you if you tempt fate

[@insectzilla673]

Kaht the lightning god getting more angry than magic rok

[@ahmedelaimani6855]

Thank you for the "how to make a nuke" tutorial.

[@oddfanboy]

I am loving this short series! Haha

[@kingmichael7842]

Making a nuke is easy. Getting the math right is the hard part.

[@Evan_Bell]

Doing the maths is part of the "making".. Producing the fissile materials is more challenging that designing a simple first generation device.

[@kingmichael7842]

@Evan_Bell exactly what I said dude you just added autism to it

[@Evan_Bell]

@@kingmichael7842 Making nukes is not easy. Making the materials for nukes is not easy. The mathematics of designing a nuke to make it is not easy.

[@salmontickler]

You added even more autism ​@@Evan_Bell

[@dawsonreum8096]

Making an inefficient nuke is easy. Figuring out how to make it efficient is hard, and figuring out how to even obtain the material needed for it is harder.

[@A_real_Wizard]

"Use hands if strong" Finally. The Melee Nuke.

[@gtetog]

💠

[@SauceBringer]

@@gtetog what is that I can’t see it properly

[@gtetog]

Diamond shape with a dot inside

[@kingfrogertthethird]

the true melee nuke is bobm, holding it up and tossing it to the ground

[@isekaiexpress9450]

So basically a Kamehameha.

[@aaaahoyaa]

As a caveman, I can confirm this is the best explanation for caveman.

[@weegee42069]

"Where is grok?" "Gone, Reduced to atoms"

[@beatsbyoxycodine]

This is actually a really good way to explain how nuclear weaponry works Edit: why does this have 550 likes

[@Thatguywhosnameyoudontremember]

True, as someone who will use this knowledge every day

[@kieranmason2404]

Except its wrong

[@Thatguywhosnameyoudontremember]

Lol that's literally how a nuke works

[@kieranmason2404]

@Thatguywhosnameyoudontremember the video explains how to make a plutonium 239 bomb, not uranium 235. It's a totally different process for uranium 235

[@Thatguywhosnameyoudontremember]

Yeah ik, I just wanted to make a joke as a nerd about this kind of thing

[@smallpp8891]

Thank you, as a Neanderthal humanoid being who recently came into a heated altercation with Grok, I needed to send him a clear message to never touch my emotional support pebble again

[@rudmillahnowrin9151]

👍

[@bumpersincapped]

that's messed up if grok did that

[@isntalastar]

Damn I hate grok now

[@blumind_web2264]

Bruh Grok deserved better we’re all Neanderthal humanoids and we all deserve love and respect

[@Waterfallx_x]

The crazy dave soind makes it 20x better

[@moondewan]

"So what did Grok learn today" Grok: *Me forgot*

[@neuwthe]

What did grok do to deserve the second coming of the sun god?

[@Stewie_eating_Heisenburger]

He stoles dok's stick.

[@ethzzexists]

I'm telling mohk

[@user-kg9wg7qn1w]

I stole gahks mammoth meat

[@Vector9283]

No tell mohks or I tell big lizard

[@The_DemonKing]

No tell bug lizard or i tell many bugs

[@_AidanPlays_]

This very much good explanation. Channel big much good.

[@perhaps.something]

Grok cant catch a break

[@toprakyildirim5333]

Star goes boom, core goes moob.

[@Abueno10874]

Ur goddayum raigth

[@bradleynair5063]

I understood that reference

[@VariouslyCommon]

Ohauh big rock make big boom boom 🤯

[@m4rzb4rz-qq3yq]

​@@bradleynair5063nuclear fission and fusion?

[@core3719]

wat

[@savageantelope3306]

This is unironically the best explanation I’ve ever gotten of how a mule actually works

[@FancyCat260]

mule???

[@tsaqifrizky5276]

Minor spelling mistake

[@josephmartin9737]

This typo makes me want a caveman tutorial for mules or some random animal.

[@chadsworthgigafuckii598]

A mule is a cross between a horse and donkey .

[@tarod3]

@@chadsworthgigafuckii598have you seen a mule kill? They are nuclear powered.

[@alexmythix-tv2xg]

Man secretly taught me science

[@makroy5882]

Thank you I really needed this

[@huynguyenquang7435]

"Hey Ferb. I know what we gonna do today." *60 seconds later:

[@Dude259]

“Mordecai, Rigby, mow the lawn and clear out the leaves” *not even a minute later:

[@TigerShork1]

Grok is gonna love this prank

[@ucbeki]

Fr 😂

[@unlimited57890]

Bro used the crazy Dave yelling sound In pvz

[@anguszhong365]

As a caveman, I approve of this.

[@nikkicowling943]

Finally a tutorial that I can actually understand

[@dumbbumsc5329]

About time I can keep up

[@danielra23]

Fax🗣️💯

[@LameDudeKin]

Grok gonna have to do some explaining to his wife why the cave just blew up in 0.3 nanoseconds

[@dairoleon2682]

Not unless there's an afterlife.

[@Shifsabre]

Cave dust. Grok wife dust. Grok dust. Hurk happy.

[@nuttrbuttr5]

bro catching it from the ops

[@Grugry.]

Keep this up my man!

[@lukefuller7610]

Thank god Time Machines don’t exist because this explanation is too good

[@Flying_Banana243]

or is it

[@vidarbjarni3931]

The Crazy Dave sound effect after the cave explodes brought back nostalgia

[@onurardabayram9180]

YESS I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT UR AWESOME

[@Squek20]

Thanks for the explaination :)

[@jangergur]

The most epic prank

[@The_Boondoggler]

Now you need to explain homeowners insurance to grok so he can protect his cave from future nukes

[@cooperharrell6984]

Just send Jake from State Farm to him

[@venator-fb7yy]

Try farmers insurance... they know a thing or two cause they've seen a thing or two!😂

[@liaum9195]

Intructions unclear, now i generated a conflict between nations.

[@alexahardaway7093]

Oops, I started World War Three, oh well.

[@dio6797]

Brother first sleep sleepover 🗿

[@fasdnij]

ME NEED ROCK, CAVE GO BYE BYE, ME GO FIND NEW CAVE, ME GET ROCK, ROCK GO BOOM BOOM.

[@Carlo99yehey]

groks gonna be fuming when he see that killcam

[@user-et4xb7iq2v]

Bro stated the ice age with nuclear winter 💀

[@p1zzabagel]

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@Agriculture-gc4gv]

They got sick of patrolling the Mojave

[@idoudo2517]

Started*

[@XxDramaticBatu]

Patrolling the mojave almost makes me wish for nuclear winter.

[@MarcusOsman]

@@idoudo2517🤓🤓🤓

[@user-cq4nu8fx4z]

Bro this actually made me understand nukes

[@AmerHusseinU.Sangcopan]

Took me a while that this was Sciencephile 😂

[@whatgames1239]

I'm begging you make more cave man videos, this shit is the best thing I've seen in a while, i need more

[@ottadi]

yeah man, I agree

[@Grugry.]

Yes

[@Grugry.]

Me like comment, me write answer. Me need information

[@dominiczoma922]

i 2nd this

[@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo]

Tbh cavemen would definitely think that it's the end of the world if they saw a nuke go off.

[@komiks42]

Look, if i wake up and see nuke going off, i'd call it end off the word too.

[@dooblom]

tbf it kinda would be

[@Prosper_Dean]

So would you

[@nightfall1249]

​@@Prosper_DeanFor us it literally is though because then all nukes would go off not just one

[@Prosper_Dean]

@@nightfall1249 exactly!

[@stickperson-rz1vh]

Groks plants ain’t gonna be so happy about this

[@conorsmith4102]

He be known for the best villain arc Grok the man who just wanted breakfast

[@Spider-fan2038-js1iq]

Grok is crazy Dave’s ancestor confirmed.

[@Walnut-1]

I was gonna say that lol

[@erikurizita6702]

Grok learned his lesson from Glowing Rock, so he rubs glowy rock on plants instead, creating literal hellspawns of Satan that must quech their bloodlust

[@justrelax8564]

I really like these oversimplified videos. This should be a short series.

[@AstroMicroBro]

Absolutely agree

[@rudmillahnowrin9151]

Fr

[@thatguy-si4il]

Thank you I needed this

[@Crombopulace-micheal212]

As a caveman I can assure that I just started nuclear war, thank you

[@Double0hTater]

I like how you add the stipulation of “squeeze really hard if strong” because obviously, Grok will see this as challenge, and will never fully utilize the destructive force of splitting the atom

[@kaijionline]

Don’t ever fall asleep first at the sleepover

[@Rokanuim]

Thanks I was struggling to understand this helps out a ton🤘🤘🤘

[@nope7456]

This would actually be a very good way of teaching

[@crovat5218]

Blud really proceeded to make a nuke with his bare hands just to annoy Grok 💀💀

[@TapWaterTaffy]

Annoy? He nuked his house!

[@kierdotk]

​@TapWaterTaffy yes just a harmless prank

[@uh-ooooh]

Now can you explain it as if I were a cyanobacteria?

[@fissis1955]

🌊🌊💧💦

[@goldslimepup869]

🦠🧫🧫🦠🦠🦠🧫🧫🧪🧪🧪🧪🦠🧫🧫🧪🦠🧪🧫🧪🦠🧪🧫🦠🔥🧪🧫🦠🧪🦠🧪🧫🧫🦠

[@user-uo5st2re6m]

vorp?

[@Fureccha]

Schleep snorp

[@wakelogger8357]

You already are one

[@Sant_iago_SP]

Taught me better than most classes. Goodbye grok

[@smiling_godzilla]

Thanks i needed this

[@CEOFrost]

I don’t think Grok is going to wake up💀

[@Im_The_Roms]

Big boom rock: kaboom Grok's cave: ded Mountain: no exist Nuclear winter: no sun for u

[@Isaiah_democracy_officer4788]

“It just prank bro” Grok:💀

[@ilovelordoftheringsandharrypot]

"GROK ANGRY!!!!!!!" -grok when he wakes up

[@elite8predator883]

I genuinely love this way more than i should. Explaining complex science to a caveman. Just amazing.

[@spongebobnick1]

As a caveman named Urk, I can tell you that this is a great tutorial

[@G_Matto_shorts]

I will work with this a little, i'm learning more about random science everyday

[@StarLightRay115]

This guy is underrated

[@Dplayz32Games]

Instructions unclear, ate the nuke

[@Snisbatch]

Imagine cavemen using nuclear warfare against another tribe because they stole some food.

[@mandoc6249]

I want him to do a whole college lecture in this format lol

[@subto4shyy]

This is only 53 seconds, lil bro got caught lacking 😂

[@TiredNull]

grok fell asleep in the primal sleepover first

[@redsus8725]

imagine we find evidence of some dude nuking someone in a cave just for stealing their pointy rock

[@neilhampson7884]

This actually helps me a lot

[@jacobnoval38]

Surprisingly, this is easier to listen than my math class

[@sins8437]

Still did a better job at explaining than most teacher😭

[@cavemann_]

Thanks, I feel represented!

[@Okari1231]

Bro started the ice age over some beef with grog

[@SCP-682.hard.to.destroy.lizard]

Not just his cave but everything in a 2 mile radius is also no more

[@thawerz]

Bro grok gonna be so angry when he finds out

[@davidnighten5553]

Now do a "genetic engineering super bugs tutorial" for highschool students pls

[@dragonlord6677]

Ok the fact that this is actually a pretty good description of how to make a nuclear device besides leaving out the material in the core is crazy

[@Spiendelmein]

The quarter casually being taken away with the Uranium: 🗿

[@josuegutierrez6889]

I... love this. I love you. Thank you for your time. May you forever remember this in your files. Your science files ;)

[@GoldenAdrien]

Thank you for this beautiful masterpiece Sciencephile, but please spare poor Grok