[YTP] Train Again

This isn’t clever stupid this is just someone who doesn’t understand comedy
My fiance emotionally blackmailed me to make this, so blame her.
Merry Chris.

[@wowoktv]

This is clever, this is someone who understands comedy.

[@Dendomfromdis]

Correct and agreed

[@bobkinect5254]

thank you, boob avoider

[@garrtoons4303]

Nice call back. 😄

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

*IZ KRIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@richyofthevillagers]

I love sequels

[@DaThings]

You wonder if you'll get there soon... No.

[@theultimatedragonx]

At this rate, the Polar Polar Polar will never arrive on time!

[@LOLMAN9538]

@@Matts_Conrail_Chicago_Mainline Scheduling issues, I assume?

[@VexingVesper]

90% of trains

[@NinjaGodzilla]

You coming?

[@pr3zelman]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to be 666th like. No one can stop me.

[@samakafrisco1759]

Making you infer that the whistle was a brake was absolutely genius, something I haven't really seen in a YTP. At least not executed how this was.

[@princetbug]

I'm more impressed about the tactfulness of the joke that followed

[@WholePunch]

hey frisco

[@samakafrisco1759]

@@WholePunch sup wp

[@KtoNeznamo]

u ruin these jokes with analysis like this lmao

[@princetbug]

@@KtoNeznamo if you already laughed, how can it be ruined retroactively? sounds like a personal problem. let people give their kudos to those who deserve it

[@DanielPinheiroo]

the P in YTP stands for Premium

[@jzrblx]

:/

[@BeagleBageler]

@@jzrblx b r u h

[@alphaherculis3231]

@@jzrblx B R U H

[@Vulpes_Brandy]

I don't think I like that

[@mythicalguy1236]

oooooohhhh

[@anothereditingchannel2164]

"Exactly!" Tom: *fucking kills the kid*

[@garrtoons4303]

Goodbye, Know-it-all. You might be missed.

[@SapphireCarbuncle009]

I was not ready for that holy shit

[@UJEvans]

Mandark had it coming.

[@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71]

that part made me die laughing! I was NOT expecting that! lmao! 🤣😂

[@lunarkomet]

Yeh

[@GryphinHusky]

That ending bit actually killed me. You'll have to pay for my funeral expenses, mate. Sorry.

[@sussybaka9334]

He gotta pay for our funerals 🤣🤣🤣

[@jakesanchez6621]

I had to pause the video at that point cause I was legit afraid I'd get stomach cramps from laughing too hard

[@GryphinHusky]

It's been a month, and I'll still occasionally look at my boyfriend deadpan and be like "that's the sound of her pissing!" and we'll both crack up. I don't think you're gonna top this one. Not sure it's possible, even.

[@brycearchambault6260]

SNAAAAANS

[@333wrlds]

Bruh the UwU part in (3:17) lol ngl the music is funny

[@renjoku3771]

It’s a Chris miracle!

[@CMBGAMER2018TV]

@@birdhunter_inc Mario

[@poisonlight749]

@@birdhunter_inc he's so cool

[@bachaddict]

have yourself a merry little Chris!

[@Grgrqr]

Chris chan

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

@@Grgrqr why does the egg nog taste funny…

[@kayjayt8607]

“Magic racist on a rail”. I don’t know why, but that is, to me, the funniest part.

[@yeoldeseawitch]

well that went from polar express to poland express in a matter of seconds

[@laurensleftearlobe4198]

1:56 “it’s five minutes till midnight” “Hey what gives it was Four minutes till midnight 5 minutes ago!” “Exactly” *shoots child*

[@frogogogo]

I always loved flying through the mountains and the snaaaans as a kid

[@AnonimInc]

I will tell my kids this was the train. Again.

[@pixelcat29]

😔

[@Mimirai]

This is absolutely top tier content, with quite perfect comedic aspect.

[@Toochill-A]

That's because he's Numberer1!

[@BugVlogs]

I wish you and your fiancé nothing but the best ☺️

[@D.KlWA-aG]

I was gonna say death as a joke but I dunno man

[@BeagleBageler]

2:50 3:17 0_o

[@YellowStarLine]

That "UwU the whistle blows" had me laugh so loud I nearly screamed But this entire video had me laughing

[@bleentrean5849]

Yep, it's the sound of her yiffing.

[@predatoralpha4893]

Ding ding ding ding ding ding

[@brian_ego]

The Polar Express, He Pox Plasterers, Leash Expert Pros, Relaxes Prophets. It's like a proper game of Countdown.

[@JMein13074]

Hapless Exporter

[@MrVengance32]

Leather sex Props

[@YellowNoseProductions]

Leather Sex Props

[@alextowers3564]

This is so nuanced, I Iove it, you didn't just rely on reversing sections like most YTPs but there were so many bits that genuinely made me laugh with surprise

[@scabbers5014]

0:40 I hate that this joke is so good

[@banab6829]

Hearing that kid keep saying “I don’t think we’re gonna make it”😭😭

[@cluckendip]

i was excited for what 2022 will bring, but now i'm sad. nothing will top this masterpiece.

[@Ethandroid_]

00:45 the fact that everything was the breaks and when he pulled the “whistle” and it was still a break

[@awolfperse3827]

"UwU the whistle blows, that's the sound of her yiffing" I think we've learned something here about numberer1 0~0

[@ditchencatastrophic5951]

That they're a Magic Racist on a Rail?

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

Im a FUrry and oddly enough I could have gone without that reference. Entirely.

[@Odenqueen]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 Same lol

[@joshuathelycanskunk2890]

So he knows about the special word next stop E621

[@ryanor2081]

As a furry it did catch me quite off-guard.

[@Sunyerid2482]

"He Pox Plasterers" "Leash Expert Pros" "Hapless Exporter" "Relaxes Prophets" The Anagram Strikes Back.

[@AllardRT]

Is it bad that I love coming back to these around holidays?

[@banab6829]

No it’s a tradition for me too 😂🎅🏿

[@Piratewaffle43]

Never has a YTP made me more uncomfortable. Instant favorite.

[@DylanRobins-v4n]

This is edited so well that I can’t remember what the original lines are

[@HawkmoonaMatata]

Oh fuck this made me laugh so hard. This felt like an OG KZbin Poop. I really appreciate you keeping stuff like this alive Numberer1. Nothing quite like it.

[@gregtestagent]

2:56 for all the other psychos that want to listen over and over.

[@BeagleBageler]

:D

[@VeraEdelman]

this should be the pinned comment

[@1337-Nathaniel]

Aaaaaaaa!

[@alanjohnson3206]

UwU

[@immastealyourkneecaps3166]

Anyone want to know what yiffing means ?

[@Trathaal]

The RingFit bit got me. You Gay, too. Sus ending song ties it all up in a nice little bow. Thanks for the best Christmas gift I could have ever asked for ❤️

[@EdolasMystogan]

"UwU the whistle blows, thats the sound of her yiffing". I didnt know i needed this line sung in my life lol.

[@Poundedtown]

The Polar Express was such a nostalgic movie thanks Numberer1

[@alextrin683]

"UwU the whistle blows" had me in a fit of laughter, thank you so much XD

[@CLSGL]

0:10 missed opportunity to put “WAKE UP” from Chop Suey

[@garrtoons4303]

I was just watching the first one a minute ago. You sir know how to surprise me. 🤣

[@justinreich2023]

"that's the sound of her pissing!" has got me laughing for like 10 minutes now

[@dashcamandy2242]

1:40 - Lights in the distance? At this time of the year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in the distance?

[@dashcamandy2242]

3:17 - "uWu, the whistle blows, that's the sound of her yiffing..." 🤣 I can't stop playing the song repeatedly!

[@FooPanda]

@@dashcamandy2242 Wish it would ennddddd

[@TheSpleefist]

Honey, wake up! Numberer1 made a sequel to 'Train'!

[@crunchylettuce5446]

2:53 is a masterpiece

[@crunchylettuce5446]

It actually scared me and made me laugh at the same time

[@hyruleemblemier]

The Drifter: 3:20 "Enough foolin' around!"

[@kimberliebrown2454]

2:44 This scene killed me! Especially the ending part.

[@edgytoucan3444]

this is a movie that holds a great importance to me and my family and I can successfully say both of your ytps of it nearly made me spit my drink out because of how funny they were

[@WishMakerDX]

4:18 you heard it folks, next up is another colder ytp

[@20kilogramsofbigmac]

Finally

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

The Forest was very very old.

[@olivek5982]

Dude, the song at the end is fire, I'm gonna listen to that everyday.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

Sometimes I think I'm simple. I saw the "lights in the distance are lights in the distance" tautology coming from a mile away, I even said it out loud, and still I laughed like a dork when it happened. Good stuff.

[@amberhernandez]

There's little edits here that I love, most notably the whistle being turned into the brake. Having not seen the movie in a whiiiiiiile, I actually had to double check if that was the brake; very smoothly done!!

[@Prismatic_Pixie]

Watched this with my girlfriend, we were laughing all the way through. The brake whistle switcharoo was her favorite. Merry holidays over in hot Australia Numberer1 :D

[@red-hot]

I wonder if the train has any brakes

[@tripwire3992]

Just a hunch but it might do, (check again I'm unsure)

[@arandomweeb1890]

Incase you missed the title changing at the beginning, heres what it said: He Pox Plasters, Leash Expert Pros, Hapless Exporter, Relaxes Prophets

[@ForestBoyProductions]

2:17 how the HELL does Numberer1 do those incredibly believable text edits?!?!

[@Numberer1]

King Pin Tracker from Maxon/Red Giant to track the image, and I just grab a screencap from the source video and use Content Aware fill in Photoshop to remove the original text :)

[@ForestBoyProductions]

@@Numberer1 You say it like it's not some of the best tracking I've ever seen XD Thanks for answering!

[@SammaRay6259]

Seymour, the house is on fire! No mother it’s just lights in the distance.

[@yumblemccrumble]

that song at the end is really good, i’m saving it on my ‘ABSOLUTE FIRE’ playlist

[@tankmanled2874]

3:56 I swear I heard GlaDos

[@Odenqueen]

4:08 just sums up this entire Christmas season in a nutshell

[@Odenqueen]

Two years later and it sums up this one as well

[@Spikey100000]

You never miss but this was exceptionally exceptional. You literally get better every time. “Those are the rules…” 😂

[@TheAc220]

I cannot believe how perfectly executed this video was. I could not stop laughing at the end! That song is a masterpiece

[@vedji1857]

"Hey what gives, It was 4 minutes to midnight 5 minutes ago!" "exACTLY!" *shoots him*

[@Lycantori]

1:23 I LOST IT

[@yuna2381]

"Do you see those lights in the distance?" "They look like lights in the distance." "That, is lights in the distance."

[@Epic.animation]

I was watching this while building a Lego version of The Polar Express lol

[@theadventurousboi9609]

"people hang friends and family" what kind of christmas would that be?

[@Mr123louis321]

UWU the whistle blows That’s the sound of her Yiffing DING DING DING DING DING DING woooah

[@shadophaxx2401]

You coming?

[@qopparune]

1:54 “let’s not dally dilly. It’s five minutes till midnight!” “Hey, what gives, it was four minutes till midnight five minutes ago!” “Exactly!” *as he kills kid*

[@mechomo]

Perfect Christmas YTP’s make me feel like nothing can ruin the rest of my year.

[@henrik971]

"Those lights in the distance, they look like lights in the distance. THERE👉 Is lights in the distance"😂😂 Well he's not wrong🤣

[@anothereditingchannel2164]

2:46 i really wasn't prepared for that

[@princetbug]

I don't know what you mean by "doesn't understand comedy" I was laughing at the thumbnail already. Also there are some pretty well executed jokes in here. Thanks to your fiance

[@nunyabeeswax7111]

i think it is a reference to/a quote of one comment on one of the older videos

[@ccateni28]

Still better than the youtube express 2. and its shorter and without Hugh Newtron and that one kid everyone keeps memeing via cameos.

[@sneakingegg9424]

I have been forced to watch this movie so many times in school, so you don’t know how joyed I was to see a little change

[@BigM33100]

Your fiance has a sick taste in humour. Tell them to keep it up.

[@potatodar]

If we could get a third installment it would be a Chris miracle

[@ughidunno2495]

YESSSSS TRAIN WAS MY FAVOURITE THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER

[@hurricanefury439]

0:58 that joke ruined my life.

[@jesperwartooth274]

This gets me everytime @2:01

[@kylegamer2429]

2:02 *_E X A C T L Y_* _(Shoots jesperwartooth274)_

[@gionnijohnson408]

​@@kylegamer2429lol!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maxamius2525]

Finally, a YTP-Creator that hasn't stopped making YTP's already. And you are my favorite too! Just keep going!

[@Jothomas214]

This is my brother’s literal favorite Christmas movie (and also favorite thing based on a book and favorite book of all-time) and I find it more funny how you uploaded this on his 17th birthday.

[@Morton1214]

This might be the hardest i've laughed at a ytp in 10 years, thank you, very cool

[@michaelblackwell2732]

“people hang friends and family” I’m dyinggg

[@Steeleheart08]

i have to watch both these vids every year or it aint a merry chris

[@frylock6403]

thank you for this christmas miracle numberer, you never fail to amaze us with your incredible comedy

[@hunterwalker4256]

Thank you for keeping ytp's alive and making them still good

[@happycmo7]

Fun fact: the beginning is going to be like polar express 2

[@themiddleman5763]

Once again I am following the annual custom of liking a Numberer1 video before watching it

[@theinternetruinedeverything]

lights in the distance. Those are the faces of evil

[@wadimek116]

Litteraly best YTP on whole youtube. All jokes are thought through no random effects ^^ Awesome job

[@MarioSonic46]

0:04 The Polar Express He Pox Plasterers Leash Expert Pros Hapless Exporter Relaxes Prophets

[@margaretthompson8239]

3:33 americans be like

[@zachattack5414]

“You see those lights in the distance, they look like lights in the distance” I think we all know where this is going

[@mapufacturer3318]

1:46: Why is this so funny to me? 😂

[@ethanvillasuso1206]

This is a bloody hilarious YTP, Numberer1

[@mathieuleader8601]

The uncanny motion capture faces enhances the humour

[@abyzzwarrior3305]

The way you do the music at the end really is something you are good at. Keep up the good work, made me lmao fkin HARD

[@BenTheTiger131]

Only two Deaths but they made me laugh so hard, 2:02 and 2:46

[@jay_baycura]

It’s 3:06 AM as I write this. I’ve gone from watching actual videos of Amtrak trains to this. Lord help me and my mental sanity.

[@BeagleBageler]

2:56

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

This is your Brain on Train.

[@figo3554]

I watch this movie almost every Christmas eve. It is my childhood, and you made it even better.

[@reagansido5823]

1:00 You know, those screams kind of sound like train whistles.

[@big_cheese888]

1:27 is my new anthem ✨✋😤🎶

[@the42project_II]

It’s weird how this film along with Monster House is making a resurgence as of lately, with a whole new generations of kids to be plagued by these films, but yet ‘Mars Needs Moms’ is left in the dust. Speaking of which, you should make one of that film.

[@bluestaticz5375]

"you'll wonder if you'll get there soon, no..." I was dying laughing oh my god 😂😂

[@humphreyjackson2293]

This is the best video you’ve ever made

[@sclitchmusic]

So I'm not the only one that hangs my friends and family on Christmas