NY Mayor Eric Adams Says Trump Is Not a Fascist

[@RagnellAvalon]

"A lotta people have an adversarial relationship with their boss" killed me

[@reginaldmustardbacon5866]

I like how Seth looks into the camera as if he was saying it about Shoemaker or something (idk really if that is the case it's just something funny I imagined)

[@joshk.6246]

I didn't even think of it as a joke, just facts. 😏

[@davidknightx]

There was some SNL's Weekend Update tone in that joke.

[@sherinameless1618]

@@joshk.6246 Yes, we all knew that Elon and Vlad worked together, but I thought that they were peers. But I did know that Elon eliminated satellite coverage of Taiwan when Vlad told him to, so you are right, just facts.

[@SolarManOmega]

Doubles as foreshadowing for the next segment

[@johnroyal2549]

Congratulations to Brian. It really is quite an accomplishment to beat out Scollins in Surprise Inspection.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

He's the Intercontinental Champ, the Randy Savage to Scollin's Hogan. There must always be a contender.

[@someguy1865]

Matt was very close

[@AntirisDark]

Traffic yam joke was great.

[@jamesscott8705]

The serial S.A. joke was actually really good

[@dietotaku]

i'm pretty sure the whole point of this bit is to basically squeeze in an extra-long monologue full of all the jokes they really liked but just didn't have time for.

[@AmyLinley]

What do you call it when you cringe and howl at the same time? Because I just did. (P.S. Raisin Bran is also my favorite. Kamala solidarity!)

[@34muggsy34]

They were slamming!

[@libragem]

Yep 👍🏼

[@nth.aurora]

for real, that was so good I gasped

[@daniellebackus819]

Traffic yam is a fantastic pun. Nothing wrong with that one!

[@xcwarrior]

If you aren't part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

[@tanadarko6991]

Right? I feel like it both started and ended strong!

[@amyjackson8725]

Except sweet potatoes are NOT "yams" at all!

[@Bill_Garthright]

That McDonald's YOLO joke was great, too. :)

[@MaddTeabagg]

The crowd reaction to the dog joke and then the priest joke 😂 made them soo much better lmao I am in tears 😂. Also Matt gets a medal for the cereal joke

[@Kuroboom]

The cereal joke was fucking hilarious. I was expecting Scollins just for how ruthless it was 😂

[@hibudy]

Can someone explain the dog joke?

[@grojas1694]

​@hibudy dogs can't eat chocolate, it's poisonous to them.

[@nannerz1994]

Yeah but the funny part is Dolly Parton literally did sing a Helene version of Jolene

[@genakirby1226]

@grojas1694 I laughed so hard at your comment because it started with hi buddy Like you were explaining something to a child no offense to HIBUDDY

[@johnmulhausen2322]

Sorry but that "Square Orange Fuckers" joke is great -- just imagine Norm Macdonald delivering it from the Update desk.

[@donhorak9417]

That one killed me!

[@IWillSayMyPeace]

In this context it's great. Just the traffic yam and some of the others.

[@ros375]

Haha, I don't know why but I thought it was "fuckholes."

[@Oonagh72]

RIP Norm McDonald! He was the template for our modern satirical journalism. He was the GOAT!

[@artbargra]

Dammit, I can _hear_ that.

[@andreack9983]

Love the cereal/serial joke!

[@marycirimele9172]

That was great!!!

[@susannet.401]

Yes 👍🏻

[@patrickcardon1643]

Best one of the bunch, should be on a billboard

[@reazorbackty49]

First time I've ever caught the "Surprise Inspection" segment - I've gotta say, if they're usually even 67% that good, I may have just found a new favorite Seth Meyers segment. Bravo, all! Even Scollins.

[@MikeyJJJ]

They’re usually 90% this good, but this is one of the best ones. Go Scullins!

[@kennyn1992]

Scollins jokes are usually a couple percent better than that.

[@laurafay2796]

Love how he waits till the audience hears how bad the joke is to show their picture😅

[@resileaf9501]

Imo the best Surprise Inspection segment is the one that ends with a Scollins jumpscare joke. The crowd reaction is priceless.

[@jujuandjesus]

If you thought it was good and this is your first one, you're in for a treat. One of the best parts of Surprise Inspection is knowing the writers and guessing who did it. Because of this segment, Scollins is possibly the most famous (notorious?) Late Night joke writer in America

[@bobbyrooney]

I want an "Oops all Scollins" edition

[@peachesandpoets]

😂 😂 😂 Dude is a menace

[@propanegang507]

@@bobbyrooney *WE want.* Fixed it.

[@Symphing12]

There's been a sub-segment with that name.

[@bobbyrooney]

@@propanegang507 The Jackals are always right.

[@propanegang507]

@bobbyrooney fact. Suck it snopes

[@DiscoDashco]

“Traffic yam” made me giggle

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 WAIT WHAT???? WHAT IS THIS JUNK????

[@jordanharkness]

I'm going to preemptively say it again. We need a Jokes Seth Can't Tell where Seth sets up the joke and Scollins delivers the punchline. All Scollins jokes.

[@lennylyons777]

@@jordanharkness why can’t Chappie do it?

[@ultimaIXultima]

Yes plz!

[@ruthbennett7563]

I cannot like this. But, neither am I able to find a single excuse to dislike.

[@shagg21]

Call it "joke's Seth won't tell"

[@jasonhenson7948]

Jokes Seth Won't Tell.

[@andrewp7689]

Traffic yam spoke volumes to me. That was actually a really good joke!

[@artbargra]

Dad joke at its best. There, I said it.

[@sharHu1010]

Tell me you're a dad without saying you're a dad😂

[@andrewp7689]

@@sharHu1010 nailed it!

[@speculawyer]

Adams fishing for pardon. 😂

[@zoeygirl]

Bingo🎯

[@shiftymcgee9359]

Yes, unless it’s state charges.

[@maxborn7400]

it's so stupidly transparent, how is Trump's political career not an Adam McKay movie?

[@dark14life]

You know it.

[@dark14life]

@@maxborn7400 think about how dumb the average person is. Now, realize that HALF of them are dumber than that! That's how. The dumbest among us support him. Half the country is just dumb enough to fall for his cons, lies, and grifts.

[@juliemacdonell6381]

I loved the cereal joke! And Jolene! Worth repeating! 😂

[@vanessawhitneypro]

I needed SUPRISE INSPECTION today... Thank You, Seth & Late Night Crew!

[@THR33STEP]

Surprise Inspection is my favorite segment after A Closer Look! Absolutely hilarious!!!

[@gamepapa1211]

Who else here nailed "traffic yam" as a Brian joke from the sheer dad joke energy of it?

[@thorn_again]

💯

[@trueblue6201]

Yep

[@KathleenHeneghan]

I'd have added "mash-ive" to traffic yam for full effect... 😜

[@donhorak9417]

Right up my lane

[@mileskosik472]

That joke resulted in the single most audible groan I've ever heard from the audience on this show, and I've been watching for years.

[@ember-brandt]

The "adversarial relationship with their boss" joke, cereal/serial SA joke, and catholic p*do joke were great 🤣🤣🤣

[@paiwanhan]

I saw what was coming just after the image of Air Lingus was put in screen. It gave me a chuckle.

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON.

[@dietotaku]

i have to agree that was a really disappointing punchline for a setup that includes both "aer lingus" and "dublin." i'm sure there's a better joke in there, i just can't piece it together which is why i'm not a professional comedy writer.

[@pensivepenguin3000]

“Saw what was coming” may not be the best choice of words given the context… or maybe its the perfect choice of words 😂

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

@pensivepenguin3000 🥃👴🏻 SOOO HOW'S YO MOTHER DOIN?

[@paiwanhan]

@@pensivepenguin3000 I feel like Craig Ferguson would have loved that joke, and give it a "I saw what was coming, if you know what I mean".

[@hobiwankinobi4750]

Surprise inspection is my favorite! Keep em coming. So funny. Love the mental pictures Seth conjures before them as well

[@bitbugsbyte]

7:11 The cereal joke was hilarious! That writer is redeemed!

[@bitbugsbyte]

8:47 That joke was so horrible that the whole audience moaned with me at home!

[@bitbugsbyte]

9:49 Impressive! He went even lower! LOL!

[@maryjones3178]

😅 good one so true

[@JONQPiD]

Why do I laugh harder at the bad jokes than I do at the good jokes?😂😂

[@donhorak9417]

Why does Seth wanna scrub these jokes? These are the best, cutting edge (offensive) lines. It's a perfect segment! Just like "Jokes Seth Can't Tell."

[@kerrynicholls6683]

Because some are funny to you and some are not. You as an individual person have likes and dislikes, and based on your preferences and your personality you find some things funny and others not funny. Basically it’s you and that’s good 👍 Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺

[@kerrynicholls6683]

@@donhorak9417 I guess this segment doesn’t exist. Otherwise nobody would know any of the extra jokes that they were not able to use. Also I am not sure if all jokes are scrubbed because they aren’t good enough. Maybe the news changed. Maybe they thought another joke was better. Maybe they didn’t have the time. Possibly even more reasons. So I think they did this for exactly that reason. Doesn’t that make sense?

[@samfehilly4567]

Matt definitely takes home the 🏆 for his jokes🤣💪🏽 The Cereal/Serial won me over😂😝

[@edwardallenthree]

Adams was out of the news, but he decides to stand up and wave at everyone and remind them that he is craven and corrupt. I get the play, but it's a real shoot the moon move, and the Department of Justice has the king of hearts.

[@rowynnecrowley1689]

No they don't. They have that placeholder card that tells you how to order more cards.

[@キーワードで検索ゥ人気順反]

日本では移民により　猫と日本人が息を引き取りました　バイデンはそんな移民を入れるよう言った　偽善者だ…

[@AaronTheHarris]

Guy knows that he's fallen from grace among dems so he's shooting his shot he can join the other side.

[@Khronogi]

Everyone who joins trump is doing so to quid pro quo. Trump is doing the same to them and the same to the people that support him. The entire republican party is a con pushed to secure power to advance corrupt agendas, and its ran through gaslighting and lying to the supporters. So when another person who is corrupt bows down to trump, it's clearly obvious who they are and who trump is.

[@seemourbutts6679]

It’s funny how as soon as he spoke out against immigration he was all of a sudden under investigation

[@LeftyPem]

One of my favorite late-night bits, right behind Meanwhile on Colbert❤️

[@margaretinsydney3856]

Surprise inspection is fabulous. I always laugh so hard, which I can't really explain. Shout-out to the writers!😊

[@ColleenScott-kh8ur]

We love you, Seth! You're hilarious!!

[@pragmaticautistic]

Square Orange F****** was hilarious, bravo food-based Brian

[@iwannaseenow1]

what was the swear word? a simple f%$^s? EDIT: f&^%its?

[@dietotaku]

i really liked the traffic yam joke, that should've been in the actual monologue.

[@wendydarling5790]

It wasn't F*****, it was F*******

[@ZoeyMikol]

slur for gay people maybe?

[@sherinameless1618]

​@@iwannaseenow1 Yes, your second guess, I believe.

[@donhorak9417]

The cheezits joke f'ing soared! Had me rolling!

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

Seth, you are a good person. A funny person. The world needs more people like you.🌷

[@sandytrunks]

I agreed with what MayThereBeWorldPeace said and gave her comment a thumbs up. By the way, any chance you need a new comedy writer on staff? I'm on the West coast but would be happy to work remotely. (See? I'm funny. Let's ZOOM to confirm my start date.)

[@TheUberjammer]

Matt, on the other hand...

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

@@sandytrunks Good luck.😀

[@curioussquid2723]

hes probably good . but i would contest funny.

[@sandytrunks]

@@curioussquid2723 Not as funny as thirsty.

[@B0bcat9]

That dog joke got me I laughed so long I started crying.

[@LoriHarris-x3r]

Harris completed her ascension to President in demeanor, integrity, and strength tonight during her speech in Washington. She’s ready, and so are we. We await you Madam President, we will endure, and we will succeed.

[@johnchedsey1306]

it's still up to us to make it happen. I've already voted. Everyone else make sure you do the same. Except Trump supporters. Maybe you all can just sit this one out.

[@EuropeanLoyalist]

We're all laughing at you from the other side of the planet. Millions of crime-affiliated Venezuelan migrants flooding into the country aren't pro-choice. Your obsessive username speaks louder than words, too 😂 Wake up

[@katrinaoliver4167]

Her speech was so good!

[@EuropeanLoyalist]

​@johnchedsey1306 You have the habit of impeding democratic processes by trying to ban him from the polls like North Korea or banning literal *voter ids* in the state of California in an attempt to overwhelm the election with foreign votes from people who want to enter the country for free at the taxpayer's expense without providing a skill prior.

[@armie4172]

You know what they say about counting chickens before they’re hatched…let’s not take anything for granted. Everyone has to vote for her first.

[@LittleTreeBlue]

10/10 for the cereal joke. Made up for all his other bombs 😂

[@satann9743]

Adams wants a Trump Pardon for complete loyalty..

[@Toodmyrick]

Little donny told Adams he wants total loyalty & Adams kneeled to kiss donny's hand makes them blood brothers or something possible cellmates in 2025

[@6UAXINIM9]

​@@キーワードで検索ゥ人気順反then if you don't know what he did, how the hell can you say it's not worse, moron?

[@darkbrightnorth]

@@キーワードで検索ゥ人気順反no it’s not because that isn’t happening and he directly took money from foreigners, especially from the dictatorship in Turkey

[@キーワードで検索ゥ人気順反]

@@darkbrightnorth 不法移民や移民が他国のスパイやテロリストじゃないって現状で保証できるの？

[@キーワードで検索ゥ人気順反]

@@darkbrightnorth アメリカ民主党は日本に対し　独裁国家からのスパイを歓迎しその主張を飲むよう強制したけどね

[@courtneyr1856]

Usually Seth Meyers set ups are a hit-or-miss, BUT he nailed it for that Goldfish/Cheez-It joke.

[@themanofsand1]

CORRECTIONS - pre warn? i believe there was only a warn, not a warn that the full warn was coming ......

[@testofwilz6555]

That was gold. A true bloopers reel. I hope you do many more - even if it’s just KZbin content…

[@Neverland4747]

Thank you, Seth, for helping ease my anxiety about the election with nightly laughter

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

👴🏻🥃 DO U SPEAK YIDDISH?

[@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq]

@Neve - It's heart healthy.

[@janetvandenassem8401]

I have anxiety about it too and I'm not American 😅

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

@janetvandenassem8401 👴🏻🥃 MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR THE WAITRESS AT HOOTERS.

[@donhorak9417]

What're we gonna do, laugh or cry?

[@schmindy7791]

Seth, you have way too much fun at work! I wish we could all be like you!

[@lauraanne5175]

OMG. I have had a rough couple of days and Surprise Inspection just made it alllll go away X

[@LF-du4uc]

Congrats to Adams, U honestly didn’t think I could despise him more, but he pulled it off.

[@lindachurchyard1439]

I liked the traffic yam bit😊

[@donhorak9417]

Yum!

[@ShaunWason]

Helene, Helene, Helene Helene... I'm beggin' you, please don't take my van.

[@amylou22snowhite]

I love when I can tell a Scollins joke! Don’t spoil it for us!

[@clint2295760]

Best suprise inspection I have ever seen!

[@lastmonkstanding5717]

Well, they're both New Yorkers, Trump and Adams will make most excellent cellmates.

[@snibdogg5057]

You Trumped it😂😂😂 And that was the monologue every obnde

[@SunGawdRa]

It's amazing how you can ever so slowly find out the writer's joke style from these. Well, except Scollins' jokes, those are easy freebies!

[@jam1ga]

Eric Adams is probably the worst mayor New York City has ever had. And that’s really saying something after DeBlasio.

[@dahn57]

Worse than Rudy? 😛

[@quinnzykir]

Unfortunately there will never be an Irish remake on con air called,” Con Airlingus”

[@chris4973]

I believe it was Dorothy Parker, the only woman at the famed Algonquin round table who opined, “My, but aren’t you a cunning linguist” (or something close)

[@fosterfuchs]

@@chris4973I’ve never seen this movie. But I can tell you for sure that Moneypenny said this to Bond in Tomorrow Never Dies”.

[@805weatherman]

**LOOK this show is THE BEST. Always funny... I can't even pick my favorite thing. Inspection is awesome... Corrections is awesome... of course Closer Look. If you aren't watching regularly, you are missing out. I'm so glad Seth got his show and these writers are great. Love it..

[@LiaKozatch]

I KNEW we were getting Surprise Inspection tonight! We were due! 🎉

[@maxborn7400]

his writers are working overtime at this point. Surprise Inspection jokes are actually funny, but Seth is just jealous 😅

[@lennylyons777]

I miss Chappie doing ya burnt

[@eschwarz1003]

@@maxborn7400 things are so stressful now we really needed this diversion

[@violentzeh]

the last jokes were the best jokes all week! man o man, i laughed hard. Thank You! cheers!

[@evie5287]

Airlingus i saw coming a mile away and yet I still giggled

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

👴🏻🥃 HOO IS TERRI GARR?

[@Styphon]

You saw it coming? 😉

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

@@Styphon 👴🏻🥃 REMEMBER WHEN WE DINE AND DANCED AND KISSED IN PARIS?

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

@@Styphon 🥃👴🏻 I KISSED BILL HOLDEN.

[@Buckboy2024]

Right there with you.

[@cassandrakarpinski9416]

Can't believe the air lingus joke was written by Matt, and NOT Scollins (and the cereal joke too).

[@alejeron2.077]

the scollins joke about the priests was absolutely fire. was also briefly worried we would go thru a surprise inspection with a scollins round

[@ravenlit]

You too? I was thinking, "Man, no Scollins jokes this time? They must be _really_ bad."

[@Violincase]

Scollins retains his crown as the King of Tumbleweed Moments.

[@randomthings3448]

Alright time for the guessing game of who wrote that joke. I think are some common tropes on who wrote the jokes: Any dad jokes is Brian, any jokes that causes audible gasp or disgust is Scollins, and any jokes that just don't make sense is Goldich.

[@donhorak9417]

Learn-ed you are!

[@bingbongbang8895]

I have been trying to write a good joke involving Irish airlines Air Lingus for twenty years. I'm glad to see no one has broken my record.

[@user-em6ie2be7x]

It's only a matter of time before Eric Adams is giving speeches at CPAC.

[@Thom4ES]

Viva gitmo

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

@@user-em6ie2be7x 👴🏻🥃 I GOT A HAIR SYSTEM NOT A TOUPEE.

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

@Thom4ES 🥃👴🏻 HOO THE HECK IS TERRI GARR ????

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

👴🏻🥃 THE YANKEES LOST 😀 YAAAAA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA 😀 OH MY

[@henrygvidonas9573]

He's probably negotiating to get a position as an "on-air expert" on Fox Lies while I'm typing this.

[@BarchBR00KS]

That McDonald's YOLO joke was actually pretty good

[@Tediruxevelt]

I needed this. I’m so very scared for the upcoming weeks

[@AlbertaGeek]

I'm scared and I'm not even American. I'm scared for American women, and I'm scared for American democracy itself.

[@93Jubilee]

We all are.

[@Tediruxevelt]

@@AlbertaGeek thank you. It’s absolutely terrifying how many people are so blindly following him. The last time I had this many panic attacks was 2020. Thank you for your support as a non American. I appreciate that.

[@okkietrooy6841]

I am also non-american and on edge. Can't even imagine how life is currently for Americans. I am relatively relaxed about the outcome of the election, although you never known. However I am very worried about what will happen during and after the election. I am worried what will happen if the dems are not getting the house and/or the senate. That will make Kamala quite powerless to accomplish her goals. Working across the isle is not republican's strong suit. Her voters will be disappointed which could lead to problems in the next presidential elections as for example JD Vance chosen as candidate.

[@alexandervargas8707]

very concerned for my little sister :( her college is in a blue state but still..

[@princessmaly]

This one. This one is my favorite. Best Matt, best Brian, and most of all, best Scollins.

[@brianbullivant1009]

I'm contaminated with THC right now😂😂😂😂

[@lennylyons777]

Twinsies! Super potent infused cinnamon sugars walnuts. Amazing

[@honeym00nhelly]

😂😂😂😂 what’s up my people, I am as well

[@Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq]

Me 10

[@theoriginal1971]

Same same!!

[@nickiboozer6393]

I loved the traffic Yam joke. !!😂😂

[@CaptainCanuck68]

I laughed way too hard at the last one. That's on me.

[@coco8ng]

“Traffic yam” was a good joke Seth!

[@alias093001]

Groanworthy as the jokes are, some of the best jokes come from Matt or Scollins. My favorite was definitely the Jolene joke.

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

👴🏻🥃 SOOO HOW OLD IS U 900 ?

[@StaciArdmore]

MATT... MATT... MATT! While quite esoteric, the 'Latio' joke is hilarious when properly put into perspective! The candy-colored airplane belongs in your mouth, not in your hands!

[@paulyricca3881]

👴🏻🥃 WAIT WHAT? I LIVE IN THAILAND I MINE MY OWN BUSINESS AND PAY MY TAXES . ALL WANNA KNOW IS WHAT IS THIS JUNK????

[@quercusquercus532]

It's apt that "congratulations" and "relationship" kept showing up when I was searching for someone else who enjoyed Aer Latio.

[@estherthorp1608]

Thank you all writers and staff and also thank Seth

[@bluebelle8823]

I love seeing what Scollins joy we get in surprise inspection.

[@leahklein6814]

Matt did great but Scollins brought the thunder! 😂😂

[@AllHailCaesar3]

The Vance/Putin, Quarter Pounder, and "cereal" jokes made me holler out loud 😂😂😂

[@andi.4pf]

Whoever decided to use that photo of Scallins deserves a raise 🫡

[@donhorak9417]

Hey, that's my picture...every day. I do identify!

[@isetfrances6124]

You’re a gem man with these seeming off the cuff explanations of bad mats

[@gamepapa1211]

Now that NBC business bros have taken all the fun out of guessing which is Scollins' jokes, I find it fun to identify which ones were Matt's jokes instead. Pretty challenging, too!

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

👴🏻🥃 I SOLDIERED WID PATTON IN 1944 DEN TEN YEARS LATER I SOLDIERED WID GRANT IN 1957 YOUR WELCOME.

[@donhorak9417]

You're a curator and a sommelier!

[@rabbit251]

Seth could make it into a game show and pause for us to guess before the reveal.

[@FRANKRIO-jv1sq]

@@rabbit251 👴🏻🥃 HOO SETH ?

[@lauradurrant6451]

OMG! 😂 The goldfish joke was a perfect closer!

[@huffore]

Traffic yam - 😂😂😂

[@shaesnell3938]

👌

[@UKPtrk]

Yep. Cheesy but I laughed at that 😂

[@jacobclark6110]

As soon as I heard the yams joke I absolutely knew it'd be Brian's

[@キーワードで検索ゥ人気順反]

環境活動家がいたんだろうね😂

[@charchar2298]

The Air Lingus joke was hilarious!! 😂 😂😂

[@danismithmn]

I'm not that mad at Brian about the yam or McDonald's jokes. Matt's cereal joke was actually quite amazing. Horrible, yet amazing. The Dolly Parton joke was just amazingly horrible. Scollins was the first guess for the mall joke, of course. Thanks for the Scollins hand gesture. Almost spit out my food from the cheez-it joke.

[@MyChevySonic]

Love the two extemes of Brian's dad puns and Scollin's macabre punchlines.

[@LookinGoodAnya]

4:20 oh god, i screamed at that punchline, great start 🤣

[@purpleiguana208]

Actually... as long as the dogs celebrated Chocolate Day with ONLY the white chocolate, they'd be okay.

[@PoliticalJunkieUK]

Just the guy you need to offer a testimonial on your behalf!

[@tsezwik]

Incoming 10,000 hyenas with PRE-WARN?!?

[@TheReal_DeanD]

Whew!!! That Priest joke..

[@archieizhellboye]

over the years the more i watch this show the more i love it... #SethMeyers u da best man, just like dat random guy who you meet up every now n then dats always got sumthin funny to say or a funny story to tell

[@peacelove2.0.69]

the 470,000 Latinos in Pennsylvania must vote for 💙 and make her win this State by a landslide

[@krisenger4410]

You got that right! Great song too, although Skynyrd was dumb enough to fly the Confederate flag. Doh!

[@キーワードで検索ゥ人気順反]

@@krisenger4410それは共産主義に投じることになる　日本にある日本共産党と一緒だから調べてみるといい

[@jmike2435]

Because a comedian at a Trump rally made a poor joke about Puerto Rico weighs more heavily on a vote versus unsecured/unprotected border, bad economy, world crisis. Unbelievably idiotic...

[@darickhibbert1624]

​@@jmike2435Congratulations!! Your comment should make the surprise inspection fart in church award today.

[@krisenger4410]

@@jmike2435 January 6th says HI, dumbass.

[@bp8280]

surprise inspections had me laughing out loud. Seth’s genius + alleged rejeced jokes = a hit!

[@DryBones271]

Do we REALLY need to hear the opinion of a corrupt mayor. Shut Up Eric, enjoy your prison time!

[@mikeluque6527]

I laughed at the Aer Lingus joke and I'm not sorry I did. Also, "Square Orange F**kers" is great.

[@anomalous1353]

Bahahaha! One of the best surprise inspections, easily! Good show

[@LittleTreeBlue]

Delightful as always 😂

[@stevemo320]

“The back half of cunnilingus” is a surprising thing to receive from Seth’s mouth. Aherm.

[@EdwardLindon]

Do tell, Steve...

[@dietotaku]

at this rate seth's going to need a "thirst tweets - youtube comments section edition" segment on his show

[@canadaclaret]

I think there's another name for the back half

[@ensabahnur3104]

Ay-Yo!

[@dmochat]

I'm sorry, but Brian's first 3 jokes were HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂 All 3 should have made it to air! 😁 (That last one was a rough one though... sorry lol)

[@FF-yf4iw]

Thank you for the Scollins warning, much needed😅

[@Topspin1]

This is now my favourite segment especially when Seth explains the bad jokes 😂

[@loreleiemmaline9698]

🤣🤣 best way to watch the news!!

[@katiefinnell8408]

Had me crying because I was laughing so hard. 😂😂😂

[@andi.4pf]

Surprise inspection. Yay 🤗