Nyanners Loses Her Mind Playing With Hot Wheels

[@Nyanners]

Thanks for all the support on this newest vid, I had a lot of fun!! Lemme know what other kinds of childhood toys you wanna see me lose my mind with next! Also, if you'd like to support the channel more & meet some cute anime ladies along the way, check out my affiliate link for Isekai Slow Life: click.fan/Nyan_ISL !

[@SRXAltered]

Beyblades would be sick yo! Specifically the new Japanese Beyblade X ones that just came out a few months ago. Shit's wild yo

[@seamo-vt]

@@SRXAltered I second this, Beyblades were my jam as a kid

[@pl4zmach.editz16]

GUNDAM TOYS

[@pl4zmach.editz16]

BUILDING A GUNDAM TOY

[@Zankoran]

You should do Lego or Polly Pocket. Remember Polly Pocket? That toy was sweet.

[@Flash-FireCC]

Chat typing "SCATTER" after Nyanners' mom barged in felt like cops busting an illegal racing competition lmao

[@monlei1020]

Too bad it didnt display but it was funny nonetheless 😂

[@theraiden9631]

​@@tfwnoyandereWhat about the Black List？

[@whatsinsidethebarrel]

@@theraiden9631Forget the Blacklist, they’re through.

[@LeoNime2020]

damn it is...

[@Komaruuu]

@@tfwnoyandereI love you for making that reference

[@megaFAUCET]

Nyan: "Four is the number of death. But what comes after that?" Me: "Five." Nyan: "Rebirth." Me: "That, too." Edit: I don't know why I didn't hear that she clearly said "what comes after DEATH" and not "THAT" the first time. But Five still comes after Death so checkmate, nerds

[@Jokerke12]

This made me laugh more than it should've.

[@pimposki6232]

but the pixies taught me that man is 5, the devil is 6 and god is 7

[@TheDendran]

Jhin: "I... don't know... I have never gotten that far"

[@nuitari-ppt]

Four(四)is the number of death(死),five(五)is the number of nihility(无). After death is nothingness.

[@高梨美里]

1, (what comes after*(1), 2, *2, 3, *3, 4, *4, we can only count to four!

[@cv7368]

The way Nyanners stopped mentally developing in middle school even into her 30s is so endearing

[@yopoxikeweapescai9066]

Trauma, dont dig it

[@wisewizard9552]

It really feels like I'm watching a little child play with toys.

[@ChuinYih]

​@@googleisgreedynah we need to collectively get over the idea that adults playing toys is creepy. Play is generally healthy at all ages, toys or not, there is good scientific evidence for it too.

[@DiceFTW273]

And we all love her for it

[@Uwhwvwgwh]

​@@googleisgreedyno

[@twiddydinks7938]

I love how once she hit 30 she is immediately like "guess I'm middle aged now"

[@erickjoestar1561]

And the age of 30 is in demand!

[@Aflay1]

In my opinion, 32 is the official middle age. If you make it past 64, you're victory-lapping life.

[@shemsuhor8763]

I mean. It is. Yeah.

[@DreamyAileen]

@@Aflay1 32 isn't middle age, that's within the prime of your life. Middle age is 40-60

[@b0t123]

People don't tend to live up to 100

[@kamu_yana]

I love Nyan's toy streams so much, and the editing was impeccable

[@barbararicketts7349]

Armpit Fart ASMR

[@longhorsestudios]

Yeah, definitely one of the best of the KZbin series for sure. The story Nyan had for this one was just too good as well.

[@monlei1020]

Jugs never misses

[@_RandomUser-ob3vv]

this is like if a car guy and a horse girl had a fucked up baby

[@jesss2830]

jesus fucking christ 💀💀💀

[@datboikillya8534]

Fr lmao

[@Xeronoia]

No no you're confused - Nyanner's dad was a car and her mom was a horse.

[@EdenAdema]

Nyanners is like if a man and a woman has sex

[@ben-jq4vi]

Then proceeded to drop said baby onto the soft spot

[@dr.bright6272]

Cris-Cross, Crash: the set for when you get bored smashing your toys into each other yourself and want to automate the process

[@B4DF0RCE]

i love the moment when the the track get crashed into a wall because you are back on square one.

[@Avetho]

_"...want to automate the process"_ Me: _[grin widens to dwarf a dwarf planet]_ Can you tell I love games like Factorio? Why build a factory by hand when you can automate the process? _Why play the game when you can make the game play itself?_

[@bobbyscibadee]

I still remember the god damn song from the commercial back in 2010. It has never completely left my head.😅

[@alfadasfire]

​@@Avetho the factory must grow!

[@LeBornMajes]

We used this toy as a betting game lmao, the first one's choosen car to be launched off loses the bet

[@TherealRedhairedShanks]

She’s out here, living her best life doing the stupidest things imaginable, and I am here for it

[@renbenen]

Easily the best schizophrenic episode I've ever seen that wasn't one of ourimeanmy own. Amazing content.

[@Avetho]

We-I MEAN _I_ agree with you.

[@longhorsestudios]

haha we're hilarious

[@ACE99299]

The Beyblade video she did was also like this. Its great!

[@sdmiii1102]

There’s something very wholesome seeing people buy the toys they couldn’t afford when they were younger

[@UltravioletNomad]

If anyone ask about what the feminime version of the male gaze is, I will point them to Nyanners making hotwheels she gave backstorys and personalities too bone each other.

[@kythlyn]

0:24 Probably the best, most honest self-description I've ever heard in my life. Never change, Nyanners!

[@TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture]

These toy cars had more relatable backstory than most MC's.

[@DaveSmith-cp5kj]

"I did NOT get vaccinated!' He's me fr fr

[@TechnoL33T]

I could listen to Nyanners assign personalities to cars for hours. 🤣🤣🤣. So much personality!

[@ManiX207]

not gonna lie this was actually fuckign amazing - like i watched this shit like it was an anime episode xD both out of unbelievability that she got hotwheels and also because of the actuall "story line" - it was jsut to absurdly but funny

[@TechnoL33T]

@@ManiX207 right?? She killed it! Every second of every little thing she said was hilarious!

[@Briver64]

Okay the fact she actually made a storyline with all the racing and Damon getting injured but then coming back and being the only hope at beating Venom and he does it with one of the coolest looking takeouts in the whole video is actually kinda fun. The car sex was also good.

[@MonsoonMoonrock]

Getting into middle age ushers us arrested development nerds into a dangerous era when we can buy the toys we couldn't afford as kids on ebay.

[@wojszach4443]

this is why i have 3 nerfs and percusion cap revolver in my room, who can forbid me be the cool kid now?! calender

[@patvicious1408]

my favorite thing about watching Nyanners content is being entertained for X minutes and afterwards just sitting there in front of my monitor and being like 'what the fuck did I just watch?'

[@sampuhhupmas5666]

It's like a fever dream every time

[@Wayte13]

Nyanners calling her call herself "middle aged" took something from me. Something died that I can never get back

[@StormsandSaugeye]

She's been on youtube for about as long as it's been around so yeah.

[@karolisn7956]

I love how nyanners publicly acts how we all act when left alone too long :3

[@aftermarkgaming]

Nyan's "12 year old on Xbox Live circa 2006" energy continues to be unmatched. Best to ever do it

[@Mario583a]

Now I want Nyanners to play those Hot Wheels games.

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

Forza Horizon 4 and 5 do have hot wheel dlc if she want a more recent one I don’t remember their being a hot wheel racing since late 2000 maybe they stop making them

[@Mario583a]

@@USSAnimeNCC- I was merely talking about those games like Hot Wheels: Crash!.

[@evandotson6975]

@@USSAnimeNCC-hotwheels unleashed came out last year, and there’s a sequel trailer already.

[@miragespl]

There's also classics like Highway 35, Turbo Racing, and Velocity X.

[@alpinez28]

@@USSAnimeNCC- Horizon 3 has a proper Hot Wheels DLC, Horizon 4 only has a car pack.

[@hypethekomodo6495]

I think my favorite part of this track is that it's a great way to damage your Hot Wheel cars so you have to buy more. It's genius, really.

[@Stevonicus]

I was really worried about Damon. I'm glad he pulled through.

[@farmzombie]

I can imagine Nyanners sitting alone in her room, playing with toy cars and talking to herself.

[@bluecoin3771]

And then Aethel walks in.

[@dk2k1]

@@bluecoin3771 “How many times is Damon gonna fuck Breezyboy Peters, man?”

[@josef1391]

​@@bluecoin3771*uncomfortable eye contact

[@clayschultz3738]

I'm sorry for not being loyal this shows everything I thought was wrong. People say Vtubers are the worse but I've never felt this fulfilled in 20 years being able to have a cat girl give me the hot wheels episode Ive never had including anime music. I'll stay tuned for the next episode!

[@ectothermic]

Whenever the tracker loses her face and gets stuck it's always in some stupid expression and I love that.

[@alancalvillo6756]

It's okay Nyanners just calm down and take deep breath

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

I wonder if have ever play a racing game like Forza Horizon, need for speed, or the crew or play an old hot wheel racing game form the 2000s or buy the hot wheel dlc forza horizon 5 have or will set up into sim game like gt7 or Forza Motorsport the sim version of forza

[@CamiM305]

I love how she gave the southern accent and name to the Asian truck powered by a rotary engine

[@ordinaryk]

Mazda trucks are made in Hiroshima, which is southern Japan.

[@CamiM305]

@@ordinaryk southern American accent bruh 🤦🏻‍♀️ ain’t that hard

[@ordinaryk]

@@CamiM305 r/woooosh

[@Kardfogu]

That genuine "I don't give a shit, I do whatever the fuck I want." mentality and the chaos it brings is just peak content.

[@dr.bright6272]

Nyanners returns to childhood

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

That aside I find it sexist that companies market hot wheel as a boy thing when Nyanner should how that bs they did the same with game in the 90s girl play them but they where market to boy and most of them have male characters and when they market to girl it was some Barbie game they where enforcing gender role on to kids back then you even see this with action figure which are dolls that are aim for boys because girl where view as for girl and no boy should be playing with that in their mind set while no boys had a problem with princess peach she is the closet thing to a Barbie in gaming that ain’t a Barbie game It show how men aren’t form mars and women aren’t form Venus maybe in appearance but personally wise uh girl can like car like guys and guy can like doll we guys buy anime girl figuring this idea of men being difficult form women where mostly made up by people who though the sun spin around the earth and sea monster exist and we aren’t related to monkey and how we need to still work on that as sexism and misogyny is not completely gone you wrong if you think it’s is

[@Darth_Conans]

@@USSAnimeNCC- 1. Take your meds. 2. Studies have shown that even when girls play with things like toy trucks they tend to do things like make them into "families" and treat them like they're anthropomorphized, which hey that's exactly like Nyanners did here. There are no toy police to prevent kids from playing with whatever toys they want, but little boys and girls are absolutely different when it comes to taste and how they play with things.

[@z1kmund]

>implying she ever left it

[@DannoHung]

@@Darth_Conansif there’s one thing I know about cars, it’s that cars are about family. Or are you going to argue with Saint Toretto?

[@JuniorJoe2000]

I really want someone to animate this into a 90s era anime now

[@CrispyPixel]

That knock was way too real. I actually paused the video and checked my door.

[@nomyar0248]

it wouldnt have got me if my door wasnt actually on the side it knocked D:

[@Voleno]

Criss Cross Crash was one of my favorite tracks growing up! It was super fun to see this stream and think back to some good times. I don't remember naming the cars and having a whole subplot, but that's her thing I suppose.

[@treyrex5987]

Just when I thought Nyanners couldn't get anymore relatable and cool... she ended up busting out a Hot Wheels collection on us. What a gal! 🥰🥰 I'm a big Hot Wheels guy and still have my old collection when I was a kiddo so this hit me right in the nostalgias.

[@colorwhirl]

I found you through your " Let's Cooking " show.. Am a fan! Just turned 51. Had that set as a lad. I'm surprised they are still legal.

[@boganfett]

The fact there hasn't been a Hot Wheels anime until now just shows how far Japan is slacking and how much Nyan is ahead of the curve

[@The_Evening_Sun]

Tbf there wasn't a need because hot wheels did have animated shows for a long time just in western animation style. Some of them were decent

[@chaoticjexak]

i mean, TECHNICALLY.....

[@chaoticjexak]

redline???????? its close!

[@rigbyrules99]

The amount of Gran Turismo music in the first few minutes of this video is very much appreciated along with hot wheels as well, had a whole giant box of hot wheels when i was younger.

[@-DRIP]

“I did not get vaccinated” is the best line

[@jonasquinn7977]

I’m so glad that Nyanners isn’t a structural engineer

[@samuelgrant7000]

This is some of the best storytelling of the decade. So much character, so much heart, one for the ages.

[@Foxfire-xq5ij]

I just watched a KZbin video on my phone of a pink haired anime cat girl VTuber play with hot wheels for 16 minutes, at 8am in the morning, and I’m over 30 years of age…. And I enjoyed it thoroughly!

[@MrBlinky10101]

Ah yes, I would love to watch an anime catgirl play house with a bunch of HotWheels on the sickest track ever. I love the internet

[@NewWorldOrgone]

Wow, that ending actually turned out pretty hype af with the WWF style turn around. Congrats to all the racers who survived.

[@NightShade1218]

This unironically took me back to the days of when I would obsessively watch Hot Wheels World Race/Acceleracers.

[@trevorcoyle517]

STILL watch those movies, they’re always great!

[@supr3m3panda]

Man, I’m still salty they cancelled Acceleracers because it was getting too popular

[@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious]

11:00: "Rebel! Rebel! Rebel! Let's go! Let's fken goAAUUUHHHW... He woAAAAUUUUUHHHH." A truly dramatic moment captured our hearts spoken so eloquently by the impartial commentary.

[@stonysheep4364]

Damon's brake strat at the end was a pure anime moment. Venom: "DIE DAMON!" *Generic anime flash of all other cars looking heavily concerned* Damon: *smirks* *Anime opening theme of hot wheels plays as the collision occurs with Damon keeping on track and uses the momentum of the collision to build up even more speed as explained by Ace Coolride and shown in detail with graphs and such* Venom: "What?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!" *Damon gets cheered on by crowd* *Damon rounding the corner about to take out Venom* *Venom turns his head in slow motion to meet Damon's stare* Venom: "I...! Can't move out of the way in time!!!" *Damon shifts into his final gear while driving over the speed strip to fully optomize his speed* *Anime flash of everyone looking shocked followed by a split down the middle revealing a completely frozen venom and zoom out to show it was the reflection of Damons black visor helmet* Damon (inches away from collision): "Get off my track" *KO! DAMON WINS!* *Breezyboy in tears cheering on his hero* *Damon gives thumbs up as he's passing the other racers during his victory lap*

[@zerojinue06]

That bit with the knocking mom freaking got me, I thought someone was knocking on my window behind me lol.

[@johngleeman8347]

Nyanner's nerd voice gives me life. XD

[@calituco]

That Isekai Slow Life talk you did was actually quite compeling! Your soothing voice is perfect for sponsoring stuff!

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Only Nyanners would go all Socrates over a Hot Wheels Set

[@bondrewdthenovel3598]

The spin-off of "Cars" I was not expecting to find.

[@Slightly_Decent]

I remember seeing this track on TV as a kid and even back then I thought to myself "This seems dangerous for kids to play with." And seeing how cars kept flying off the track through this video reaffirmed my thoughts from when I was a kid. Though now that I'm a semi responsible adult I need this track.

[@Plokster]

If you do a followup to this, I recommend getting the Hot Wheels Fireball set. Cars shoot off that thing like crazy.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

It was an honor to witness Nyanners’ first ever *All Gay Hardcore Death Race Grand Prix* 🏎️ 💨 🔥

[@potterinhe11]

The results of the investigation are in. Damions Death was confirmed to be the result of the ciminal negligence of the engineer, Nyanners, who was aware of the mistakes in her tracks design, proceeded with the race none the less. The immediate family is mortified at the loss of their beloved husband and father, but say they are unlikely to be able to seek legal charges due to the now lack of reliable income. Nyanners has released a solom apology on their twitter profile in response to the massive fan outlash, and has given the wife a free family season pass valued at $100.

[@yake2685]

Man, doesn't this reminds me of my beautiful Mexico, where a subway line crumbled upon civilians and people lost their life's jajajajajaja.... Man do I wish I was joking. (Look up for 'Se cae linea 12 del metro en la CDMX' on Google if you don't believe me)

[@Spedatr0n]

This is 100% the quality content I subscribed for.

[@CaprielleHarmony]

8:56 my muscles involuntarily flex

[@ennoaeonaudio2930]

Underrated comment

[@trooperscientists2000]

Oh my god, my best childhood friend had this one. Just watching this brought back some memories...

[@taylorberry1735]

Tbh, funniest bit was the car seggs, it was just so out of nowhere, and the honking in the first one sent me

[@twanchee206]

Today, on Bottom Gear: c a r s

[@lonelystrategos]

Hammond, you tiny man, where's the Lambo Chevy?

[@nealsmusic3896]

@@lonelystrategos next to the 1.9 TDi Corrolla exhaust fhoome

[@meowywitch]

I can't think of a better video than this one to showcase exactly the kind of person Nyanners is to somebody

[@melmod5154]

omg i wanna know how she plays with beyblades

[@BaronVonHardcharger]

Better production values than the original Death Race 2000! :D This was a great vid!

[@ordinaryk]

The original Criss Cross Crash came out when I was a kid, and it was a figure-8 track with a hand-crank booster. Now it's a cloverleaf with a battery powered booster. I'm jealous af.

[@JakHero]

Seeing you play with Hot Wheels brought back childhood memories in me.

[@mburl]

This is so on brand

[@Huffers2002]

13:07 I feel sorry for Nyanners' parents trying to eat dinner when they can hear upstairs _"Oh my god ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod ow! OW! Ow ow ow! oh my g OH MY GAAAWD!!"_

[@pyrothium9667]

This is so much nostalgia! I’m only 18 though. I also never had any hot wheels tracks. I miss those ads a bit.

[@magenabark943]

"If you'd like to see more videos of a middle aged woman pretending to be an anime cat girl losing her mind while playing with toys" That sounds really sus in a different context 🤣👍

[@hypotheticmyth7141]

DAMONS PLAY AT THE END WAS ABSOLUTELY INSANE SLO MO TS

[@hypotheticmyth7141]

Bro pulled the switcheroo, got up to mach jesus before slamming with his ass and STILL recovered. 😎

[@sirdeadlock]

That was some high octane action packed drama! Radical, dude.

[@alexpaumen3937]

Some of the actual Hot Wheels cars featured here are. 1967 Ford Fairlane 500 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Porsche Taycan Turbo S (I have that Hot Wheels car in that very color) VW Golf Mk2 (presumably GTI 16V) VW Beetle Corvette “Gasser” (a drag race built Corvette) Datsun 620 Pickup

[@pimposki6232]

"middle aged woman" nyanners is a victorian peasant, she will die before 60 confirmed

[@MrBlinky10101]

NO WAY DAMON PULLED OFF THAT FAKE OUT AT THE END!!!!! ABSOLUTE LEGEND

[@ShadyVibeKing]

I unironically used to play with criss cross crash all the time

[@Tuetenfussballer]

Did you also make the cars fuck multiple times?

[@DoABarrelRol1l]

I only played ironically

[@JohanFaerie]

I accept the Eurobeat, but this was a golden opportunity to play the Hot Wheels Acceleracers soundtrack.

[@trevorcoyle517]

Nah, the Smash Mouth song from World Race 😂

[@gngrcnmn]

An anime girl and some Hot Wheels, who’s gonna deny this combo

[@QuesoCucuy]

holy shit Nyanners and her editors are amazing nearily passed out laughing so hard

[@thoughtcheese7310]

I found it funny when she was talking about how the number 4 means *death* in a lot of asian cultures and then she mentions the two 8s and the funny part is the number 8 is a lucky number in asian cultures as well.

[@grimmatlas4156]

That was amazing. The plot, the drama, the character development the climax the return of the villain it was like a movie.

[@JoelGloade]

that finale was so amazing it couldn't have gone any better and it's the recovery of the car who went to another dimension after racing too hard i really liked this and plan to watch the full hot wheels segment on the vod while i still can.

[@jonah_jo]

Damn nyan! She just reverted back to childhood… Also that commercial used to be one of many commercials that lasted their entire television advertising runtime on Cartoon Network in the mid 2000’s.

[@FishbedFive]

The fact how Nyanners uses Crazy on Emotion as BGM is absolutely splendid

[@marsxmax]

Not a single Nyanners video or stream can be without a cringe. I like nyanners for this, every video of hers puts me in a great mood :) Love and happiness to Damon and Brizzyboy🎉 0:32 за этот момент отдельное спасибо, очень приятно слышать

[@sageoftruth]

I loved how hilariously tropey it was. It had the trappings of a child playing with toys, but played out like your average 90s racing movie. Because of that, it kind of felt like one of those funny scenes in TV shows where you see toddlers playing house, but talking about things like taxes, promotions, and infidelity.

[@JonathanDiNamesMusic]

I used to watch your song videos forever ago, and saw this in my reccomended list. My how things have changed! No complaints though, funny stuff!

[@attakrus]

I would like to add some lore to this, if I may? Venom is in jail become of the match between him and Damon 10 years ago. Venom thinks he cheated in that match but Damon knows he won it fair and square.

[@ItsAdrianSauce]

I'm officially invested into these relatable characters

[@ashten2005]

If Nyanners is a middle aged cat lady, then I'm a geriatric senior citizen

[@stefthorman8548]

She's in her 30's, she is middle aged, considering 60 is old age,

[@Strlz_Remtachi]

8:54 that caught me off guard.. almost choked on ma food also the fact that the Initial D car won after that skit is amazing

[@shiethegal]

Happy to see Hot Wheels hasn't changed much since my childhood in the early 2000's. 😊

[@Jackal4563]

Demon taking out Venom in such a big brain play was absolutely mind blowing! 15:27

[@connorbutters8479]

This is peak youtube content right here, forget high quality animation, several year research projects or KZbin pranks I just want grown adults playing with HotWheels in an unapologeticly childish way

[@dansintheband]

This has such a 2009 vibe. Love it!

[@DrAmethyst]

I got way more invested in this than I expected to, probably because I used to do most of this kinda stuff with Legos and such growing up

[@Aloupeppers]

She said "Being alone" like it was the most metal thing ever.

[@GrandadmiralSeewolf]

The god damn Eurobeat in the Background killed me xD

[@AquaDreiger]

Man this was really good 😄 i would say better than most tournament anime arcs xD and this was done with a single episode 😂 and props for the editing, it was so good 👀

[@valericozynski5582]

Bro this Highway 35 remake is insane.