Nyanners Reacting to Squirting Clams

[@Rekken200]

I'm watching with my eyes squinted and my jaw tightened

[@Rekken200]

Jesus I'm actually going to throw up

[@NotoriousC19]

@@Rekken200 cmon man it's just crunchy clam benis that gets spanked then boiled alive.

[@Rekken200]

@@NotoriousC19 and squirts and gets circumcised 💀

[@premytz]

*clam get cut off 😨

[@Elzzaw]

Eating, chopping and skinning these things alive feels cruel as fuck. My eyes are also locked into the squinted, disgusted position.

[@GojiKaichou]

The humble Geoduck. Proof that Lovecraft was right, and eldritch horrors exist in our reality.

[@GammaProtogolin]

Have you seen the Ganges moth?

[@crtntiddles5178]

Aren't we watching one right now?

[@GammaProtogolin]

@@crtntiddles5178 oh yeah you’re right. Nyanners is an eldritch spirit

[@adamsharp9081]

S E A P E N I S

[@TheDarkNinjaX9]

@@adamsharp9081 The Geodick

[@jayd7948]

Aye editor 2:48, blobfish are normal looking fish at the depth they live in, but due to living in such a high pressure environment all their organs explode when being pulled up to the surface hence the blobfish we know is just a mutilated corpse.

[@Insanity5400]

Thank you for the random fun fact citizen

[@lsevent]

Common knowledge...

[@palkys.]

I learned something today

[@erickchristensen746]

@@lsevent Not at all common otherwise more people would be saying the same thing. People just believe what they see without any context or further research. Most people think the blowfish looks like the ugly bloated way

[@SpltPersonaltyOF]

@@lsevent Ah yes. This was certainly in middle school biology. It was the first fact we all learned. How could I have forgotten!?!?

[@TragerM]

When her therapist is done with her, they seek their own therapy to recover

[@Vibakari]

Is it even possible to be done with her?

[@TragerM]

@@Vibakari Damn good point actually

[@CCCMTTT]

Her therapist will need a therapist

[@johnsorrows8998]

I mean something like 80% of therapist are in therapy anyways

[@coocooman]

And then the therapist that her therapist sees also needs therapy.

[@layerex3957]

I love her side glance when they mentioned "bending it into the bowl"

[@lukesilletta9295]

Maybe humans just dont have to eat everything they find.

[@enot2140]

we didn't make the system :shrug:

[@KuroDCupu]

Some people just happen to find it tasty

[@FirestoneX]

If we don't, something else will.. and I'm not being beta'd by a damn fish!

[@wokedog1799]

I mean clam neck is pretty good, ngl

[@synphilia4776]

I'll keep this in mind if I ever meet you

[@dylives7667]

lemao Emi zooming her face when she said shaft always gets me rolling she knew exactly what she was doing

[@vidril6440]

I can't be the only person that curled up and protected my "vitals" when watching this

[@pankoniko6479]

absolutely wincing in sympathy pain

[@dashthedashingone]

Same bro, same

[@CamperN00b47]

Bro when she sliced down, it's literally reenacting Pain Olympics.

[@fantasmaghoulical]

i dunno man, i caught myself smiling more than a couple times

[@AllMenAreBerries]

My toes curled up and sweat beaded up on my forehead

[@MasinRaine]

Lol... How did Nyanners make it through Biology class is a mystery after seeing this video.

[@Mare_Man]

Tbf, mollusks are weird af

[@solomongrundy1618]

My entire though process was Mr incredible becoming uncanny during this video

[@MrLalabai]

Note to self: don't try to have a dinner while watching Nyanners

[@ultimatevexation8782]

@Draven dream come true?

[@jaytea3085]

3:26 i felt tens of thousands of people cringing all at once from the visceral discomfort 5:15 and again

[@mon-6166]

"Why would you eat that" Truly life changing questions in chat.

[@lostmarimo]

my average horse conk shriveled up in fear

[@cyberbug578]

I can always relate to the cursed things nyanners has seen growing up

[@DanteTheEgregore]

Nyanners is a true child of 00's-10's internet.

[@tenshi890]

Ikr? BME, two girls one cup, one guy one jar and kids in the sandbox? So many traumatic experiences. ahhh good times, goooood times.

[@MrOstereier]

@@tenshi890 blue waffles

[@bartholen]

I feel using the term "growing up" is a bit generous in Nyanners' case.

[@fantasmaghoulical]

i got sent a video of a guy getting his head chopped off before, and it was horrifying

[@Sendrei34]

Feels like CBT just watching up close to seeing yours getting boiled, frozen and Cut in every part possible.

[@FoulVowl]

Her tongue says "sweet", but her eyes say "retreat".

[@shiftfire4511]

Everything EXCEPT her tongue says "retreat"! Last time i saw that face on someone, they were sniffing spoiled beef.

[@bondrewdthenovel3598]

BME Pain Olympics Jesus, that shit is from early 2000s. How far can Nyan go back in time and resurrect those forgotten horrors?

[@bondrewdthenovel3598]

@@thegrim418 When the Pinkguy started singing like Adelle, Nyanners was already there to hear him.

[@TurboNemesis]

Nyanners is a primordial gremlin The Ur-Shitposter

[@lsevent]

So she's in her 30s then.

[@superchroma]

good times

[@keenhavoc3171]

Think The geoduck from the second video was still alive, it was spraying water because it was trying to squeeze more of its body into its shell.

[@saporoushail5751]

That lady is well known for torturing and eating various sea life while it's still alive.

[@richardpaulson6002]

The dead one I was fine with, because, being dead, there was never anything further to happen to it other then reduce it down to its base components. The second one is. . . I have no words. Heartless it seemed.

[@Phony81]

@@richardpaulson6002 fun fact, it wasn't dead.

[@negnarddingus2613]

@@richardpaulson6002 fair assessment but ya know at some point someone is going to have to kill the living thing for others to eat it. In fact my mom boils crabs alive because that’s literally how you kill therm. You can’t piece the shell since that would ruin the meat and they don’t die immediately. It’s the way certain cultures choose to prep their bizarre food

[@dallanledford6364]

We need a geoduck-girl vruber

[@JellyAntz]

That would be a *futa…*

[@stupididiot9336]

@@JellyAntz hallelujah, thank ya jesus

[@kobiemartinbose6126]

Nyan just killed her entire male audience.

[@delayed_control]

3:00 BME Pain Olympics... I'm fucking done

[@Yeshbebe]

why the fuck she know about it

[@chza1181]

@@Yeshbebe If you were a teenager in the 00s its pretty hard to not have known about it.

[@RaiderReid]

Damit i was drinking coffee at the "going clamming with my family" part......it was messy

[@theviciouschickenofbristol4779]

It's so much more impactful because Emmy is so wholesome it just doesn't seem like she should be in the same room with that thing.

[@dragoo468]

So what was it like fighting Sir Robin?

[@asahmosskmf4639]

I feel like she was actually trying to scare people low key lol. Just saying " wow these look like testes " and half second later " so we're cutting these off and - " 😮

[@dezmodium]

Emmy has kids. Might be hard to believe but she fuqs

[@JesusHBasie]

LMAOOOO BME PAIN OLYMPICS

[@PierceArner]

Any time you forget about what kind of Internet kid Nyanners was, she just brings up all those old cursed memories.

[@Xyerious]

Why does she know about that. Lol

[@PierceArner]

@@Xyerious She was around back when that was just… one of many, _MANY_ cursed things that you were likely to become aware of as a result of being online enough. While her knowing that isn't surprising at all, I am always amazed at how Nyanners remembers such uniquely specific cursed things that most of us from those times all also know but haven't thought of in _ages._

[@2D2G]

Ah yes, one of the few videos I actually wish I could unwatch 😅

[@Nightweaver1]

Why the fuck does she even know what that is? WHYYYYY

[@ПармезанМихаил]

10:39 Somewhere around here my soul left my body

[@wight4991]

oh my gosh! i'm actually dying! i am laughing so hard right now from nyanners reaction and reading chat + me being a male also puts some sort of pain on me watching these videos xD

[@Taradoxxi]

When she screamed “No! It’s like BME pain Olympics!” I lost it

[@kuronaialtani]

That was such a visceral “NOOOOO” when she saw it start to get cut up

[@variant1677]

When she said bme Olympics I didn't know what it was but I knew it was gonna be some fucked up shit and still looked it up and here I am back to the vid and omg I couldn't feel any more bad than I do now cuz holy shit I'm in so much pain rn it's unbelievable 💀💀

[@shredjward]

If it's any consolation the pain olympics is mostly not real. Granted, none of us necessarily knew that when we watched in it in the 2000s lmao

[@ScorchedIce]

Alternative title: Watching the pain olympics with Nyanners

[@justcommenting2107]

Someone had to figure out how to prepare this in just such a way

[@Wuuuuuush]

God knew exactly what he was doing when he made this

[@synphilia4776]

I wish we knew what he was doing

[@Eteric]

BME Pain Olympics... Now that's a name I haven't heard in many years...

[@Testsubject276]

You think it would count as torture if you forced a prisoner to watch these videos while the sound of scissors snipping played from hidden speakers around the room.

[@istrash6713]

every guy felt it when the girl started to cut it with scissors

[@Psyfer6823]

God: Man, coming up with new things to create is hard. Time for a bathroom break i guess. *one bathroom break later. God: i have an idea.

[@zenreos3442]

The phantom pain is so real right now

[@aBanabis]

maaaan. i wasn't prepared for mukbang. shit's so gross.

[@Ripperdingo69]

Imagine a world were aliens of some kind were the top of the food chain and this is how they eat you

[@superchroma]

Honestly I seriously believe that compassion is a skill/feeling beyond the ability of most humans.

[@MrZilvis78]

lol Nyanners reactions never change and I'd have it no other way.

[@DeathKnight5608]

I guess having a history nearly devoid of genital impact makes me somewhat immune to this CBT.

[@Sygma6]

No more Sudafed for Nyanners.

[@NobleKanna]

Those poor clam balls... RIP Clam Balls.. 😔😔

[@monkeygaming2859]

1:38 Nyan really just sounds like Froot which I’ve now realized also sounds a cat yowling

[@michaelconnaireoates5344]

Starting to think nyan may join Mel in "that" site

[@jayands]

She really should go over to the Dark Side; it'll let her be her true gremlin self

[@lordzaboem]

I would enjoy and support that, but it ain't gonna happen this lifetime. Nyan is having too much fun with her career right where it is.

[@khhnator]

Emi and nyanners, totally not what i expected to see today

[@khson1153]

I really like the knife-focus edit at 2:28

[@tgp0043]

As a boy/teenager I feel uncomfortable

[@DanskerneFraDanmark]

Even adult man feel uncomfortable

[@DarthInsomnis]

All men feel pain watching this

[@GS-el8ll]

this was tough while eating breakfast NGL

[@Pers0n97]

Had to pause the video and finish eating before starting to watch again.

[@BioClay88]

2:45 this i ask myself everytime i look into a mirror.

[@shamefulfox5744]

The one where they didn't clean or remove the skin made me feel physically nauseous. I never felt that nauseous before, holy shit..

[@superchroma]

Yeah that was fucking foul

[@superchroma]

Also it was still alive I guess, seems barbaric to just chop it up with scissors and eat it raw that way.

[@superchroma]

oh god the one where she just goes ahead and takes a bite with sound I feel ill

[@Rune3D]

No amount of therapy or booze is going to make me misrember this experience. I'm scarred for life.

[@jilliancrawford7577]

9:25 also reminds me of when my leopard geckos shed the skin off their tails (since they have squishy pillows for tails lol), so skinning a clam is probably very satisfying too.

[@cowuwu1]

God damn it nyanners now i just searched up something i had wished I’ve never seen

[@smoothsoulbrotha]

The therapist of Nyanners' therapist's therapist's therapist is the 3rd geoduck's friend.

[@statesminds]

I discovered this creature a couple years ago and was mortified

[@WhenToastersAttack]

Wait a second this isn’t the foreskin tutorial I was looking for

[@kovacsattila8993]

1:18 what a lewd noise, it's funy that she did that when somebody holding something what resamle a khmm

[@supapoopatroopa6882]

Tfw a clam has a bigger dock than you

[@auricomnights2163]

Emi! Her videos are peak comfy.

[@derangedgod4440]

New word learned: *Accord size*

[@greninjazac4577]

Nyan: why is she cutting it? Everyone: because it isn’t a biological dildo, it’s seafood

[@pumpkin9745]

Mother nature: umm I'm just gonna make a creature that looks like a human genitals

[@marvelous_jack5228]

2:45 the blob fish doesn't actually look like this in their natural habitat. The only reason that blob fish looks like that in the photo in the bottom left is because, 1, the immense pressure of it bein fished up from 3,000+ feet below sea level causes tissue damage and, 2, because it is fuckin dead. Look up what a blob fish looks like in it's natural habitat and you'll see that it looks pretty cool and not that ugly I mean i'm sure us humans would also look as fucked up as that image of the blob fish if we got flung into space at like 4,000 mph

[@naiknaik8812]

Blob fish are kinda pretty when they're not dead

[@marvelous_jack5228]

@@naiknaik8812 that they are

[@firestarternero1819]

I'm shaking

[@theknight660]

5:24 when the school rolls in the tv trolley

[@azazel6342]

PAIN

[@iskarikyoich.639]

I had to fold my legs watching this

[@Shinyloog20992]

Videos like these are why I fear nyanners more and more

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

5:30 always great when a streamer goes full pikamee

[@degosaurus9798]

Her: what’s a pp even look like anyway? Him: ever seen a geoduck?

[@asahmosskmf4639]

Nyanners has to know the actual shrinkage of males is way crazier than the gooey duck 😂 .

[@Reac2]

2:44 Technically they aren't on this earth The blob fish also only looks like that because it lives in high pressure environments and all the pictures are of it on the surface. Imagine if aliens put you in the vacuum of space for a day and take a photo and that bloated cracked frozen corpse is what they say humans look like, it's kinda like that

[@Beastwheat]

*crunch*AAAUUUGGUGHHGHGHGHGH

[@michael-angelothe69th18]

As a guy, this hurts me, physically and metaphorically.

[@warlordburnbody]

well i think my .... has desided to migrate into itself in pain.

[@fugubarakun4907]

This explains her tweet from after this stream

[@doylemcpoyle5469]

Shout-out to the person who said "gluk that duck" at 4:41

[@underwaterCable-eater]

the live stream comments is hilarious

[@jacobgorman-wysocki2640]

My god is it wird I felt that when the knife went in

[@Bobba_raekus]

De-gloving that phallus like a champ.

[@raymond4218]

"Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!"

[@voidgivenfocus]

Why did Nyanners have to bring up the pain olympics...

[@FirstKingPotato]

I remember watching Mike Rowe cook these in Dirty Jobs.

[@NestoriWasTaken]

No matter what animal they always shrinks when cold

[@Penultimeat]

West coast in America? I’ve seen live Geoduck at Asian markets in central Texas.

[@dscrye]

This takes me back to college and the geoduck episode of Dirty Jobs ('06 or '07, I think). "That's so weird..."

[@7shinta7]

Why do I feel like I'm watching a live action vasectomy here?

[@KokkoroConnoisseur]

i read this as squirting cams and was very concerned lmao

[@Phony81]

Ah Nyanners... I too remember the Pain Olympics.

[@_jaxon_vevee_3870]

NOT THE FORE SKIN 💀🤚🏾🤚🏾🤚🏾

[@braith117]

Nyanners having flashbacks from watching the Pain Olympics is hilarious.

[@ironlegion1580]

Me:911 can you change it to extermination *PURGE BEGINS AND HERESY BEGINS*

[@marco1991pl]

CBT at it's finest

[@twilight_mourner1865]

I winced when I saw her use the scissors on the pp clam

[@zeekkeez3488]

I have never seen somebody be so uncomfortable giving an explanation of anything.

[@ididntdoit3924]

4:51 Free replay button.

[@ourDreamcatcher]

I guess I must have misophonia because those eating, mukbang ASMR-whatever videos give me all the anxiety I can muster. I couldn't even hear it here, but could still *feel* it.

[@shutdahellup69420]

Alright, that's enough internet for the day.