Nyan & Aethel ROLL For The Size Of Their "Assets"

[@z3iro383]

That noise Aethel made after he said "three-foot barracuda" had me in hysterics

[@chatonpremier]

They could have been doing stats rolls for an entire stream and I would not even complain about it 😆

[@toucannfroot9107]

Their commentary is just so good! Two streamers in love is truly a gold mine for content! (And happiness I hope!)

[@Aflay1]

Lord Aethelstan: "I got a 3 foot barracuda" Nyanners: "Haha, I'm in danger."

[@thegoblin2004]

30 foot actually, she dead

[@rubyheavyartilleryrose5058]

"Did you roll for dick size?" In all of my years of DnD, never thought I would here this sentence.

[@kaydoubleu5802]

I see they're putting the "Roll" into "Role-Play"

[@breakdanceinghobo]

A V-shoujo Table Top session would be pure anarchy and I would absolutely LOVE it.

[@aw2031zap]

I mean, it already happened twice, but unfortunately, a certain grooming DM ruined it forever

[@bilfbunter2248]

@@aw2031zap who was the dm?

[@bimblor7945]

@@bilfbunter2248 arcadum

[@bilfbunter2248]

@@bimblor7945 As a wise comment i stole so long go once said "Yikers"

[@kanra1283]

@@aw2031zap how can i find the videos? im lost

[@FlufLord]

I maintain that a roll for a human dong should be a d6 + 3 (4 min, 9 max). Larger races use larger dice. I’m ashamed that it’s come up often enough to have a method ready.

[@lordaethelstan69]

lmao that’s a great idea actually

[@1997HondaCivic]

Giants get a D10 lol

[@WorldWearyAngel]

i mean the amount of time that blood would take to flow through such a thing and back would probably result in brain damage XD Lmao now im just thinking anytime this yeti gets arroused he takes minus 2 wisdom because his blood LITERALLY isnt reaching his brain fast enough XD

[@Eshiay]

I mean there's Bugbear that gets reach

[@tylermech66]

@@WorldWearyAngel Not really, at least not if one is mostly a shower rather than a grower. The concept of "truly massive cock causing loss of blood pressure" is mostly fantasy. all one needs to prove this is to look at obese people and remember that _they_ can survive.

[@itselguapo]

I hope that Nyan and Aethel do a D&D campaign with someone sometime. I know the Brettultimus stuff fell through but i'd love to see them do D&D stuff together.

[@a1mightydeath903]

What happened with them and Brett? Edit: Nevermind I know now

[@lordaethelstan69]

I’m setting up as we speak bruv ! We’re gonna start with a one shot !

[@DDGamers]

Honestly hope most of vshojo plays again. Someone has to DM for them tho. I think they would be amazing players to DM for. Sadly the DM would need clout.

[@HedgehogSpeedSonic]

@@lordaethelstan69 Hell yeah Mi'lord!

[@gnaat]

@@lordaethelstan69 👀

[@Spoopball]

This is some high school bullshit, and I love it lol

[@Aflay1]

I feel like Aethelstan and Nyanners just stopped maturing after high school, but I'm all for it. They're the cool kids in high school, clearly. Not even popular necessarily, just the goofy dorks you love once you get to know them. The ones who just play Uno in the corner, talking about cartoons and shit.

[@DaJodad]

You know they are the ultimate entertainment power couple when you actively curse the fact that the video is over. These two are so amazing!

[@The_ASMR_Listener]

Watching these two break away into bits and make jokes reminds me so much of game grumps humor.

[@FlufLord]

now that you’ve said it, i can totally see the similarities

[@stevenmark4407]

Especially when they pause whatever game they play just to go on 6 to 10 minute long random bits. I love it tho it’s cute

[@ManiX207]

ya mean old oyutube humor where you didnt have to censor every freaking word

[@agun4080]

Arin and Dan are basically in an relationship soooo

[@OneTrueShogun]

When he said Concave if you will I lost it. That's what my homies and I call mad flat booties. Concave cake is a site to behold, slapping it is like palming a basketball backwards.

[@nicolasmoncada1554]

M'lord is packing some heat right there im surprised he was able to go on a plane with a rifle on him.

[@kldfurret8263]

I like that Aethel comes up with the idea to roll for "asset size" with a D20 and then rolls a max D20 on intelligence on a Yeti. I also like the idea of the size of the characters ass impacting their stats and rolls. Any ideas on how?

[@Spectrarealm]

-stealth +charisma

[@kldfurret8263]

@@Spectrarealm I thought about the same, maybe a minus to initiative too, with something like a plus 2 to seduction rolls? But I'm not sure if this'll be too powerfull given the right class though, lmao.

[@Aflay1]

"I like the idea of changing the character model's ass relative to stats and rolls, any idea how" *You're messing with powers beyond your comprehension, son.*

[@sieltan5618]

Beyond a certain size they achieve dummy thicc status and the clap of their ass cheeks will alert enemies to their location

[@sixofone8663]

big ass = -1 AC when attacked from the rear

[@leahl5007]

8:35 Omg now I’m imagining a zombie apocalypse where they don’t go after brains! The zombie want BuuuuuUUuuuttttt! 😂😂😂😂😂☠️

[@Aflay1]

"Get your ass back heaagh" in like a Gacchi voice 😂😂😂😂

[@shodan1451]

"It is one less than me" ...this man is lucky its his job to insult his girl :)

[@TigernachVT]

Nyan uses *Thunderclap those cheeks* Enemies in a 10-yard radius are disoriented.

[@GingaNinjaSupreme]

The talking of rolling for "asset" sizes reminds me of the FATAL ttrpg system....... and great now I am traumatized again.

[@boopsnoot3142]

The fact that she specifically used the term "anal circumference" tells me she knows about FATAL and that's a throwback.

[@spinosaurs6]

God, this just reminded me of the greatest RPG system known to man: F.A.T.A.L. For perspective: "my character is a infant nymphomaniac with A cup breasts and 2 inch long nipples" is a perfectly normal and legitimate character description.

[@johnathanmcdoe]

The thing about F.A.T.A.L. isn't even how absolutely fucked in the head the concept and world is. It's the convoluted math underneath it. Anyone would be excused to assume it's just a giant troll, but no, the creator intended it to be taken serious.

[@abdulamar9907]

Finally someone else who knew the sheer madness that is F.A.T.A.L! When I saw that title, I literally thought "are these guys making F.A.T.A.L. char roles or something?" Lucky they're not.

[@ILoveEvadingTax]

Oh no FATAL that's something I've intentionally blotted out

[@z3iro383]

Nyan mentioned "anal circumference," so I bet that was on their mind when they did this

[@spinosaurs6]

@@johnathanmcdoe anyone that can play a session of F.A.T.A.L should automatically get a mathematics degree

[@213Gremlin]

Aethel. Big Dong....but also Big Brain. A true Lord.

[@thewaterless]

"Did you roll for that?" goddamn Nyan had me dying

[@belliott88]

I DEMAND A VSHOJO, FULL CAST, D&D SERIES! Please, make it happen! Omg, it’d break the internet, and my brain from borderline psychotic fits of laughter. 🤣

[@Peebsious]

He got that big brain upstairs and downstairs.

[@TigernachVT]

I see how this D&D session is gonna go. lol

[@hatrian]

When he said "I got that 3 foot barracuda" I had tea in my mouth and I choked and it went all over my floor.

[@eeeeee7132]

"Now I'm gonna have a big head about it" which head tho? ayo?

[@crackedhalo403]

5:32 That was Greece Athel, In Greece or Rome..One of the Ancient Philosophical Societies, because if it was big you were a barbarian.

[@AtrelionStarVT]

Aethel is way too funny wth 🤣

[@daniels630]

they forgot to add the charisma modifier!

[@evanmcmillin5825]

I was thinking hank hill ass before nyan said it. I laughed out loud when she said it.

[@Aflay1]

Oh cool he found a village bird too! I found one, but I can't figure out how to craft Leather.

[@danthiel8623]

That’s what she said!

[@Pers0n97]

I can see thos two playing FATAL

[@knightoffarros4872]

Guess both his heads are pretty big

[@alaranarmstrong3718]

You know there's a game that includes that in character creation. It's called F.A.T.A.L.

[@alaranarmstrong3718]

And yes, anal circumference is a stat

[@ImperialJustinian]

I think Nyan knows about it as well. Notice she mentioned "roll for anal circumferance" at one point, which is the meme about F.A.T.A.L...

[@GrayAndGrey]

Oh no, FATAL references. Just, why?

[@charlieterry8506]

I know right!?!

[@hellogaming9107]

nyan built like that one beastwomen from mushoku tensei

[@freyzerb.castro9124]

9:19 fun fact, as of now that is the actual canon state of grown up Cartman. He is just a crackhead lol

[@captainspear6527]

he got that hank hill

[@KuroGordon]

0:56 no Aethel, you’re the one who’s missing out.

[@WorldWearyAngel]

idk with a strength stat of 13 im not sure he has the strength to lift that massive hammer XD he gonna have to drag it on the ground. Roll Dexterity saving throws not to trip over it XD

[@darzinth]

Aethel is hilarious.

[@MichaelTE]

There is a system called F.A.T.A.L. where you can roll for all your characters physical "attributes"

[@zcubeDbz]

That didn't sound like a Cartman impression. It sounded more like a questionable Asian guy impression

[@hellogaming9107]

nyan could suplex the lord

[@kreeepyk0]

Ah, it's... Kewr

[@213Gremlin]

Aethel's Cartman impression literally sounds like an offensiveJapanese accent.

[@Wulf0w0]

little bit out of topic but I'd love to watch a D&D campaign with these 2 lmao

[@fern_8729]

I seem to remember that they will do one soon. Aethel, Nyan, Connor and Mousey

[@AndyLifeInVideo]

Roll a d20 for Deez Nuts!

[@danthiel8623]

Buffnyan

[@Nintendo_Gamer1889]

I'm surprised they didn't roll for sexual endurance...

[@KelbPanthera]

Can't help thinking a d12 would've been more "appropriate."

[@UwUSanime]

Just why! What did I just watch?

[@simuran5422]

Now I understand why they’re dating: they’re a perfect match for each other

[@Knoxerboy101]

Are... are they rolling stats for FATAL?

[@keithferdolson2862]

Ok...so I jokingly guessed a 16 before he asked nyan to roll to and he got 16. I am just a bit surprised.

[@KahavaveCAPIPI]

Oh, they're just ERPing. I thought they were playing FATAL. Which, to be honest, was a bad assumption on my part. All asset sizes are a d100, so far as I remember.

[@Tory-JJ]

lmfao at 5:15 LOL!

[@Rapandreas]

4d6 drop lowest is superior to 1d20. It puts your average at 12.24 instead of the d20's 10.5, and the lowest it can go is 3.

[@kingofvwcosmos]

Kinda kewr

[@bloomanddoom6537]

THATS NOT HOW YOU ROLL STATS

[@mikkosimonen]

I'm bothered by them rolling d20 instead of 3d6.

[@thegoblin2004]

Hey man 2d+6 is the only way to roll for stats

[@tora9915]

Does anyone know what mod they’re playing?

[@hk74654]

What modpack are they playing?

[@kldfurret8263]

It's Medieval MC [Fabric].

[@hk74654]

@@kldfurret8263 thanks

[@zovisapphire]

What's the best launcher for modpacks these days?

[@kldfurret8263]

@@zovisapphire I still use CurseForge, but I think the modpack also works in FTB or MM.

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

This is why Arcadum had to make percentage tables. To many players devolved into this nonsense and there was no way to move on.

[@Rapandreas]

How tall is this yeti? 1-20cm makes a little sense for an adult man of slightly less than 2m height. Scaling up to inches would mean the yeti is around 5m tall. That's as much as a giraffe. Not to mention, that gorillas, the most comparable ape, has a tiny "thing" for its body size when compared to humans. 18'' is ridiculous.

[@crazydave9555]

Pog hi

[@angelofpain3890]

“You’re God modding!” Has him reroll like four times for her intelligence🤣🫡