"...but here we are." is that not the most 2021 fucking statement ever?
@corylink31953 жыл бұрын
Matt Gaetz jokes NEVER get old... Like His Girlfriends! Lol
@MrFancyFingers3 жыл бұрын
👍🏽
@anthonynelson20053 жыл бұрын
The best part is his girlfriend’s will never see these jokes since it’s on after curfew.
@SKaspszak3 жыл бұрын
Zing
@LollieVox3 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha
@edwardcunha16293 жыл бұрын
Burn notice
@DustyJones1997BGCL3 жыл бұрын
I love the crowd booing the former guy music to my ears 😌
@autumbreeze11293 жыл бұрын
And the hissing.
@666Tomato6663 жыл бұрын
not fan of the audience, but they have really shown the good side this time
@TunTheOfficial3 жыл бұрын
😂 they were hissing
@edwinkjellzahn3 жыл бұрын
Zack Weiner is a fucking legend. That story was utterly bonkers from start to finish. He gets my personal endorsement.
@nickwallette62013 жыл бұрын
He handled it like someone who has been working on his tolerance for pain.
@raptormaster6663 жыл бұрын
@@nickwallette6201 Well, he IS in politics. :P I thought the sado-masochism was a given from that alone.
@thgreatpineapple5803 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of the interesting names people have come up with for the over baked potato
@mssarahjansen3 жыл бұрын
I feel like more of the names should incorporate paprika references
@bvallerina3 жыл бұрын
@@mssarahjansen he WISHES he had any amount of spice except for salt
@mssarahjansen3 жыл бұрын
@@bvallerina 🤣
@Phlucious3 жыл бұрын
Tangerine Palpatine is still my favorite 😂
@idsdragon82933 жыл бұрын
I used to hear the orange turd a lot, and I'd get a chuckle out of it.
@HayTatsuko3 жыл бұрын
Zack Weiner, owning the kinks? That sounds like character to me. Good on him.
@matthewkoch69373 жыл бұрын
As someone is kinky myself, I applaud his matter-of-fact, respectful attitude. It shows character and class.
@maapat14313 жыл бұрын
The flag fondler ..hilarious 🤣😂😆
@fatfreddyscat57673 жыл бұрын
That flag should've pressed charges.
@privilegedchromosome3 жыл бұрын
Omg….so funny! *slaps knee*. NOT!
@DanieltheTruebadour3 жыл бұрын
Stevo, your writers are so f*****g hot, and your delivery is beyond beyond. Bravo! all.
@Douglas_Props3 жыл бұрын
God the Late Show jokes in this segment are ON POINT!
@zacharycollins94853 жыл бұрын
"They're Holy Ghosting him." Haha they were pretty good for sure🤘
@bettyjoy3263 жыл бұрын
Ya can’t stop laughing Mr Colbert is good medicine, fantastic.🇨🇦
@skeptale3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that prolonged BOO was the moment Stephen truly remembered how much he missed having an audience.
@paradisepipeco3 жыл бұрын
The people speaketh.
@mssarahjansen3 жыл бұрын
Stephen refusing to say the ex president's name feeds my soul
@paradisepipeco3 жыл бұрын
@@mssarahjansen Well, Stephen is a class act, and it's not nice to say any fucking dirty words. We certainly can't allow that shit, can we?
@Chaz.hands.3 жыл бұрын
@@mssarahjansen He did at 4:08 & it made me sad!
@ultraviolet04213 жыл бұрын
And it was the moment I realized I could get used to the audience again
@ella177343 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂Go Zack! At least he's upfront about it.
@jinxkrug70003 жыл бұрын
" Matt Gaetz will not be going along!" Cracked me up so much!
@inflatablepeas66493 жыл бұрын
Even if u prefer the intimacy u gotta admit the man’s a born performer
@guacamolekid38993 жыл бұрын
Colbert used to be kind of funny- now he's a pathetic repeater of lies and innunendo- boring
@inflatablepeas66493 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 pathetic’s a stretch. Cool story tho kiddo
@douglashagedorn77173 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 . Sounds like the little fella’s fee fees are still hurt 😂🤣
@kieronjohnson88343 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 You've been petulant on here before, haven't you?
@guacamolekid38993 жыл бұрын
@@kieronjohnson8834 I try to be honest and not petulant.
@TheKindredTrucker3 жыл бұрын
This was a friggin HILARIOUS monologue ... lol especially the kink bit. I LOVE seeing you back with a crowd, Stephen!!!
@litterbox20103 жыл бұрын
Finding out that guy was doing that stuff with the dominatrix makes me want to vote for him more. Nice.
@darter90003 жыл бұрын
Can we just agree that politicians with the last name “Weiner” might have some-*cough*-pictures leak to the public?
@nicholasgarcia64023 жыл бұрын
It’s always the weiner
@joshuaghozeil80613 жыл бұрын
Because everything this year is a call back
@alaakalloub14743 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKPZhmaffrJ6fLc wonderful
@jacquesblaque77283 жыл бұрын
Maybe. If it were "Wiener". You know, like Vienna sausage. Substantial difference there.
@drboze67813 жыл бұрын
I think he'll surge in the polls. It's clear he works well with others in a structured environment.
@DamirMohamed463 жыл бұрын
3:30 That booing lasted longer than Trump's performance (according to Stormy Daniels).
@djeio3 жыл бұрын
ahahahaaa
@virginiatyree67053 жыл бұрын
😱😱😱😱😳😳😳😳😁...v
@Leonaza73 жыл бұрын
"A reinstated president doesn't go on tour " 🤣 Tour, rally call it what you will. It's just another name for the BS he pulled while in office. Glad to see some of them might finally be getting a clue.🤞🏽🤞🏽
@judychandler84853 жыл бұрын
He craves the idolation he gets from his brainwashed cult members..
@fatfreddyscat57673 жыл бұрын
Grifters gonna Grift Rubes gonna Rube
@chrisray15673 жыл бұрын
The grift must go on.
@arcturionblade10773 жыл бұрын
If it wasn't for brainwashing, Cult45 rubes wouldn't be washed at all!
@Gamefreak81123 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling he's in pretty deep for not winning a second term so he's got to keep that as possible as he can and keep sucking money from morons.
@cdarklock3 жыл бұрын
I imagine a standoff kind of like this. Catholic Church: "We're going to deny you communion." Joseph Biden: "Well, maybe I'll deny your tax exemption"
@mariposa95063 жыл бұрын
Did you decide against separation of church and state?
@ericjohnson66653 жыл бұрын
@@mariposa9506 - What? The Vatican is very adamantly against the separation of church and state, which is why they consciously made abortion a wedge issue back in 1975. They're trying to undo our 1st Amendment.
@alalalala573 жыл бұрын
@@mariposa9506 No, but the American Catholic bishops did.
@Succubusisis3 жыл бұрын
The SC gets involved for one of those and it's not your fantasy.
@angelacarter29743 жыл бұрын
Right exactly
@R0binah00d3 жыл бұрын
Involving crazy sex acts. As long as everyone involved are 1. Consenting 2. Adults. I don’t think there’s any issue.
@pennygaver98363 жыл бұрын
True True True
@augustuscampbell13133 жыл бұрын
Right
@ndisfoshiz3 жыл бұрын
I was like “hell if I’m in New York and agree with him politically I’d vote for him!”
@michaelfant40523 жыл бұрын
@@pennygaver9836 and what about dtrumpf wanted his daughter.........f uk
@LillyTheLonelySock3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelfant4052 I doubt that was consensual. It's pretty well known that Trump has assaulted women. If he was actually willing to engage in sex with his own daughter _her_ consent would never have crossed his mind.
@ajha1003 жыл бұрын
Stephen, you said his name at 4:08. That’s a no-no.
@futuramanut3 жыл бұрын
his live audience got to him, he let it slip
@joshcook91343 жыл бұрын
I caught that - Stephen, c'mon man
@virginiatyree67053 жыл бұрын
Hey Avi, We'll have to report that to management!!! Good call. v
@LvBMusik3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same 😲🤭
@garthrogers22693 жыл бұрын
Kushner's defense will be that he never said which year the June/July he was referring to was in.
@elbarjones48123 жыл бұрын
Jared flies on the homosexual Q plane....sometimes he's the pilot , and other times he dresses as the stewardess.
@666Tomato6663 жыл бұрын
No, it will be "I don't recall", to everything, including his date of birth
@alexxhristova3 жыл бұрын
Abortion must stay out of politics. If a person can decide if they would like to donate their organs once they pass - organs that will save many, MANY, lives - and have their wishes granted, a live woman should be able to decide for herself if she would like to keep a pregnancy or not. No one should be making such a decision for another person. Not your uterus, not your decision.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24943 жыл бұрын
"get your rosaries off our ovaries" always did it for me
@intuitionz11983 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 😆 nice!
@intuitionz11983 жыл бұрын
also, if I was dead I would have more control over what happens to my body than if I was pregnant.
@polkadottedpolak3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Even when people say it's between the person and their doctor.. it's really not! The doctor should obviously give their professional opinion to their patient, but they cannot make the decision.
@jaelynn75753 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I friggin' LOVE your name! I literally quoted that line to my friend the other night. "He fixes the cable?" lmao. That's in my top 5 fav movies. I too have a last name ending in -ski and always joked I should write a screenplay called, "The Last (insert my last name, ending "ski.") Since I'm the last of my family name.
@Dancewithdre3 жыл бұрын
This monologue was especially 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Well done, writers. So many sharp jokes.
@publicuser2534 Жыл бұрын
This comment is more poignant after the writers all went on strike.
@AmiNa-nw5ld3 жыл бұрын
Jon Batist commenting in the background is the sweetest thing.
@chrisandersen56353 жыл бұрын
COLBERT!!! When are you having John Oliver on!?!?!? We need that beak to face time to complete this circle.
@CaptWesStarwind3 жыл бұрын
While I may not be a fan of screaming crowds returning, I'm all for more Jon Batiste.
@garrickphilp2903 жыл бұрын
Agree completely about the screaming crowds.
@jaelynn75753 жыл бұрын
He's talented, but I've always skipped his short chats with Stephen. I find he always says the same things, and it's boring.
@beastrule3 жыл бұрын
@@jaelynn7575 true i also skip him
@gaynorgregory25283 жыл бұрын
IKR? Especially with the delta variant becoming the dominant strain in the US.
@elbarjones48123 жыл бұрын
@@jaelynn7575 He is an incredible musician....Try listening to his Music.
@michael0o53 жыл бұрын
The jokes tonight were SPOT on Hilarious.
@CyHumphreysWxm3 жыл бұрын
Annoyed at the entire crowd. Not one of them shouted: “How catholic is he”!? When he said “Biden is sooooo catholic”!
@swistedfilms3 жыл бұрын
Well, to be fair, he isn't Gene Rayburn.
@TheQuintanaRoo3 жыл бұрын
Lollll
@ericjohnson66653 жыл бұрын
I'll give it a go.... "He's so Catholic, he thinks Mary was a virgin when she had Jesus, even though we now know that's biologically impossible." Joseph was Jesus' biological father... pass it on! 😁
@thexalon3 жыл бұрын
"Biden is so Catholic, he refuses to use condominiums."
@ArtsyPhartsy1233 жыл бұрын
I guess they aren’t Carson fans… feel old now? I do 🤦🏻♀️
@AmusementLabs3 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how when you thought the boos would stop it got louder again. XD
@Poison20143 жыл бұрын
I was really shocked when Stephen slipped and said the name. Edit: 4:07
@chrissiek87063 жыл бұрын
😲 When
@carolinah43483 жыл бұрын
Good ear! I didn't notice :D
@peNdantry3 жыл бұрын
@@carolinah4348 I didn't notice either. It's clearly 'fake news'... ?
@KingBobXVI3 жыл бұрын
4:08 - gahrahg! He said it! He said _the word_ D:
@CatsMeowPaw3 жыл бұрын
How many former presidents were booed like that on national television? I'm guessing one: only Trump himself.
@sleepsmartsmashstress7403 жыл бұрын
only Trump himself.
@victorarredondo3043 жыл бұрын
Sleepy Joe??? Bush?
@user-tp6sb6lq5f3 жыл бұрын
This comment is stupid in so many ways
@maxvosper94203 жыл бұрын
Haven't you seen the couple sporting events that Trump has been booed at
@oltedders3 жыл бұрын
@@user-tp6sb6lq5f Pence was booed by the crowd opening day of baseball when he was governor.
@MonkeyJedi993 жыл бұрын
That "Canary in a conga line" had some serious Johnny Carson energy. Heck, there was a lot of it in the rest of the monologue, loved it! All that was missing was a "Hey-yo!"
@margueritehudsell44543 жыл бұрын
I don't ever want a woman to consider suicide or self harm. When a pregnancy becomes a serious mental issue, mental health comes first.
@richsackett34233 жыл бұрын
Marian the Disciplinarian shows Rule 34 is still in force.
@Happydayz-20253 жыл бұрын
That joke was disgusting 😒
@666Tomato6663 жыл бұрын
Oh, I see you're a man of culture as well.
@ZeddtheVHSotaku3 жыл бұрын
God that was one cursed image.
@lilchaos47923 жыл бұрын
Rule 34?
@mattrainwater5263 жыл бұрын
-States opening up. -Delta variant, hold my spike protein.
@micheleolson99143 жыл бұрын
And Gamma doing the Moonwalk.
@guacamolekid38993 жыл бұрын
I hope what they are predicting about the vax is wrong.
@larrybirdz35993 жыл бұрын
If covid is so deadly, why aren’t we testing or vaccinating illegals who get caught entering the country? 🤔
@cyrilphang73903 жыл бұрын
Steven screwed up by saying the 45th's name. Oh no, the magic is broken and Balrog will reach up from the depths of hell and cause unspeakable mayhem.
@reginosky.3 жыл бұрын
🙀🙀🙀 4:08
@rickardroach90753 жыл бұрын
@@reginosky. Yep, came here to say the same thing. It’s the audience; he’s too pumped up and not concentrating hard enough. I miss “A Late Show”. 😞
@chino37963 жыл бұрын
🤫. We'll let it slide. Just this once.
@maxmac78453 жыл бұрын
The evangelicals showed their politics during the Trump regime and campaigned unabashedly for him. Time to tax those who can afford it. I mean, what's one less Lear jet for Copeland and his flock?
@jeffreybaer63863 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to post my video on YT after August comes and goes and Der Fuhrer is not reinstated. It's just a loop of a title card saying "You actually thought that asshole was going to be President again?" intercut with Copeland going "HA.....HA......HA......HA.......HA.......HA.......HA." It's in the can and ready to go, Sept 1. Watch for it.
@gamepapa12113 жыл бұрын
@@jeffreybaer6386 I'll be the first to like and subscribe if this was real.
@Surge10773 жыл бұрын
Religion is BIG BUSINESS. And, focused entirely on greed. So by all means, TAX THEM.
@timothydavis91813 жыл бұрын
Because then Copeland would only have 3 Leer Jets, and non that can make a non stop trip from America to the lower African continent. (That was his reason for the purchase of his 4th jet. Because a trip of over 8000 miles forced him to stop and refuel, and he needed that time to think. Because you know how nobody can think unless they are in splendor and flying 600 mph.)
@Axolotl_Mischief3 жыл бұрын
Evangelists love an antichrist.
@faarsight3 жыл бұрын
The Pope even said they shouldn't punish Biden but the American bishops know better apparently.
@Lowkeylie3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t there a belief about the pope among Catholics that when the pope speaks on matters in a religious capacity, he’s infallible? If so-by their own logic, aren’t the bishops effectively going against the will of God?
@Ayeshteni3 жыл бұрын
@@Lowkeylie Yes, and yes.
@Wednesdaywoe19753 жыл бұрын
@@Lowkeylie He's not infallible when he just "speaks", but yeah, they aren't supposed to openly defy him. The Church cracked down pretty hard on priests who ordained women, for instance. (Under the last two popes) Remains to be seen how Francis will handle this.
@mssarahjansen3 жыл бұрын
American bishops have been paying too much attention to American fundamentalists. Us real Catholics know they're tryhard upstarts 😜
@mrg0th1er833 жыл бұрын
The US branch of the Catholic Church has been taken over by crazy nationalists. They are more political than religious at this point.
@ivanobar13 жыл бұрын
A standing “boovation” for the flag fondler.
@jinxkrug70003 жыл бұрын
Stephen is on a roll tonight! Hahaha " Dick a la' Orange and the Flag Fondler" !
@guacamolekid38993 жыл бұрын
orange man bad is not funny- it's pathetic- Colbert is not funny anymore- lies aren't funny- well maybe to TDS sufferers.
@JuICyBLiinGeR3 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 shhhhhhh.
@JuICyBLiinGeR3 жыл бұрын
Stephen is not on a roll. His writing staff is. But he can sit there getting paid 10 times the amount to tell jokes he never could write. I hate how the world operates like this.
@douglashagedorn77173 жыл бұрын
@@guacamolekid3899 the little fella’s fee fees are still butt hurt 😂🤣😂.
@guacamolekid38993 жыл бұрын
@@douglashagedorn7717 no- not really- We won- we just want justice- We'll see how it all turns out.
@reannas22253 жыл бұрын
I like how Stephen's keeping to his promise of not saying Trump's name even back in person
@worf72713 жыл бұрын
He said it at 4:07
@ShaamanRyu3 жыл бұрын
@@worf7271 think that was an accident
@reannas22253 жыл бұрын
@@worf7271 oh my god i didnt even notice that
@ProjectFlashlight6123 жыл бұрын
Except when he did four minutes in
@cbbgenki43153 жыл бұрын
The nicknames are brilliant
@TrondBørgeKrokli3 жыл бұрын
I am so happy to hear Jon Batiste say "Come on, man." It finally feels as normal as even before 2016. Thank you! :-) 😄😄
@domj94463 жыл бұрын
Jon Batiste ad libs hit hard sometimes 🤣🤣
@SkyNeely3 жыл бұрын
That's right no consensual Kink shaming!! Let's be honest few want anyone to see what they're doing behind the bedroom/ playroom door.
@fatfreddyscat57673 жыл бұрын
Unless your kink is being watched, Tru dat
@KittySnicker3 жыл бұрын
AMEN
@SkyNeely3 жыл бұрын
@@fatfreddyscat5767 True. That's why I said few. Some people are into that.
@jpbrown76683 жыл бұрын
Can't say I missed the audience...
@Naryoril3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, after seeing shows without an audience for so long (and still seeing it at Seth's), the audience is mostly annoying me by wasting time wiht prolonged boos and the like...
@dreaminginnoother3 жыл бұрын
Good on him for owning that video. BDSM is one of the most normal and harmless kinks. I'm not into it myself, but of all the kinks he could have had, this one is fine by me.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24943 жыл бұрын
Forgive my Devil's Advocate here, but is there a legal consequence which might be a problem for him if the filmed encounter was transactional? I don't judge consensual adult BDSM, but am unsure about financial issues and sex-work laws...
@linden51653 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I wonder if the bigger legal exposure would be for the person who was doing the filming if they were doing it without consent? The whole he was "caught with a dominatrix" thing really is based in implicit kink shaming. If it was activity that's not morally judged it would be a different headline - like if he was filmed in an intimate moment of vanilla sex with a spouse - then the focus would be completely on the person doing the filming. It's telling. I don't know if there was more in the video than him being bare-chested with clothes-pegs and hot wax - but that alone probably wouldn't trigger any laws - there's no sexual contact so it's equivalent to massage or acupuncture.
@Zuraneve3 жыл бұрын
So I don't know New York laws regarding the matter, but I have to wonder if maybe it wouldn't run afoul of sex-work laws if there wasn't any actual sex/penetration? Like, do the laws define what sex acts are? Because strip clubs seem to be legal and regulated. ETA: Also, is he married? That could also reflect negatively on him, even if his partner consented to it.
@ValerieJNorse3 жыл бұрын
@@Zuraneve -- That was my thought. Someone having a kink doesn't necessarily reflect on their character (unless the kink is for underage people or such); cheating on their wives, instead of simply going through the difficulty of a divorce, I think does reflect on their character.
@HingerlAlois3 жыл бұрын
„The footage was filmed at Parthenon studio in Midtown - which is known for its high-quality BDSM dungeons. In a call with The Post, Weiner confirmed it was him in the video and said the footage was made about 18 months ago with a former girlfriend he met during a Halloween party in 2019. “I didn’t want anyone to see that, but here we are. I am not ashamed of the private video circulating of me on Twitter. This was a recreational activity that I did with my friend at the time, for fun. Like many young people, I have grown into a world where some of our most private moments have been documented online,” Weiner said in a statement. “I am a proud BDSMer. I like BDSM activity,” Weiner told The Post. He refused to name the woman in the video and said he had no idea how on earth the footage surfaced. “It’s definitely a violation of trust,” he added.“ New York Post In the end it seems like he was just having fun with a girlfriend, really nothing scandalous at all.
@vikitheviki3 жыл бұрын
They are 'holy ghosting' him 😂😂
@SayAhh3 жыл бұрын
I know it's a quote, but 4:07 is the first time I've heard Stephen say the twice-impeached, former president's name.
@BellaWorldAni3 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how happy I am to see Stephen back in front of a live audience. May I never take any of this for granted again. Amen.
@richsackett34233 жыл бұрын
I might be down for a little Piña Colada-boarding.
@fatfreddyscat57673 жыл бұрын
Threaten me with a good time.
@mjmaccabee72523 жыл бұрын
I liked the more relaxed and informal Colbert we saw before the end of lockdown, loved hearing Evvie laugh, and was always touched that they're still madly in love after decades. But that ship has sailed. . . .
@malcolmxxx863 жыл бұрын
the crowd constantly cheering might be an ego boost for him , but it's annoying at listening from home
@mjmaccabee72523 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmxxx86 Agreed!
@bessmahaneypilates86383 жыл бұрын
LMAO with this monologue today 😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣
@Filmation773 жыл бұрын
Foo Fighters AND Dave Chappelle singing classic Radiohead...the late 90's have come back
@pyronymph-8683 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not Kink-shaming.
@derricknelson81603 жыл бұрын
Hello .how you doing today
@Mububban233 жыл бұрын
Someone in the Graphics department got paid to create that dominatrix Dora :-D
@knotbumper3 жыл бұрын
Are the flags over 18? I hope so, nothing worse that fondling an underage flag.
@eleanormay7293 жыл бұрын
I loved it when the crowd booood trump! I love you having a live audience again! Great show.
@jamesthomas53333 жыл бұрын
Sir, you broke the cardinal rule @4:07. Let's make sure the writers are obeying the laws on the Late Show Cinematic Universe
@akb55313 жыл бұрын
And the catholic church wonders why a bunch of us gave up and left the church!
@brassholio3 жыл бұрын
Good for you, more people should.
@fanatamon3 жыл бұрын
brassholio Amen to that.
@MakerOfChase3 жыл бұрын
It's never a good look to tell people to stop asking questions instead of guiding them to find the answers on their own
@vanshikayadav60983 жыл бұрын
I love how Colbert doesn't give tr**p a platform by trying not to say his name on the show
@marshmallowdiptaco3 жыл бұрын
He did, he slipped up at 4:11
@vanshikayadav60983 жыл бұрын
@@marshmallowdiptaco oh thank you, didn't notice that
@marshmallowdiptaco3 жыл бұрын
@Kevin Royal Haha ya, he's been doing so well all this time. Hope they didn't run out of nicknames
@ValerieJNorse3 жыл бұрын
@@marshmallowdiptaco -- Oh, I doubt it. He invited the public to send nicknames to a Twitter account. My guess is they have more insulting nicknames than they could use in the remainder of Trump's lifetime.
@drcowbell3 жыл бұрын
Hello from the land of the Midnight Sun and Party Planet!
@CristinaFrank3 жыл бұрын
That Holy Ghosting line was wonderful 🤣🤣
@marcellocrocitti4633 жыл бұрын
4:05 He actually said the name! Stephen, how could you betray us!
@adelinas.73353 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or is the audience even louder than before Covid?!? It’s so exhilarating to hear them! And god, I missed the little music additions to the monologue. It’s so nice to have those back again too!
@edwindonald88983 жыл бұрын
To get successful in your life, most importantly, you need to set your objectives, those things which will help you in making progress.
@klauskelvin56973 жыл бұрын
When you invest you're buying a day you don't have to work.
@stellamaxwell77913 жыл бұрын
Assets that can make you rich
@stellamaxwell77913 жыл бұрын
Bitcoin Stocks Real estate
@kahalidmoscow23313 жыл бұрын
You're right sir, it's obvious a lot of people remain poor due to ignorance It's better to take risk and make sacrifices than to remain poor.
@bryanmyqel2783 жыл бұрын
It's not ignorance but due to some unprofessional expert in the market.
@FngrsXd-n253 жыл бұрын
Trump needs his black ✍️sharpie and 🗺map back, So he can feel he commands & is a mighty 3 yr old again🤣😜😂😅
@alex35agm3 жыл бұрын
The only state that Trump definitely won and still leads in is the State of Denial.
@Zaddy-Lu3 жыл бұрын
That naughty finger rubbing was very sensual!
@annkamau17043 жыл бұрын
They are holy ghosting him😂😂😂😂😂
@maapat14313 жыл бұрын
The lockdown has made colbert hot and funnier 😍👌🔥
@dennisw643 жыл бұрын
Maybe O'Reilly and the Dump can call it "The Pinhead Groping Tour."
@chezmoi423 жыл бұрын
@Derek Hitt Good grief, you're just pitiful.
@paradisepipeco3 жыл бұрын
Wasn't there a Beavis and Butthead feature length movie about this already? If so, this might explain where Trump comes up with his ideas.
@comkver3 жыл бұрын
Oh, the delights./s Lol
@Runzi3333 жыл бұрын
The candidate that had revenge porn of him posted in a major newspaper should sue. He didn't do anything wrong and having private consensual videos shared just to harm someone is exactly what that law was made to fight. We need to stop pretending it's okay to be awful to people who are just doing their own thing and not hurting anyone just because we don't personally like whatever it is. Dude took it in stride though so that's good on him.
@ThisIsAigle3 жыл бұрын
This.
@Federe763 жыл бұрын
Stephen slipped on his promise to not say T****, 4:07. We are doomed, DOOMED. xD
@noelfp13 жыл бұрын
Colbert.. Glad you are back, the real live audience is awesome. Mr Jon Batiste and his band is off the charts. he is an inspiration with his amazing musical Talent and joyful cheerful happy presence.
@Leonaza73 жыл бұрын
Attorneys are expensive and Trump needs a slew of them!
@krejados13 жыл бұрын
No worries, he won't pay them
@muadhib0013 жыл бұрын
You are full of prejudices, Rudy is working for free (although im not sure he knows) 🤣
@IMSiegfried3 жыл бұрын
@Derek Hitt huh? I didn't know don the con was black.
@brandonsmith98603 жыл бұрын
@@IMSiegfried hes not. Biden said black people cant afford lawyers in America. Wtf are u talking about
@noegodinez17773 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, he only hires the best people.
@worf72713 жыл бұрын
4:07 Colbert accidentally said Tr*mps name.
@kiha67023 жыл бұрын
I noticed 😬
@elizableu51043 жыл бұрын
*boos for 60 seconds* Therapist: so how does that make you feel
@drewski15353 жыл бұрын
STEPHEN COLBERT ROCKS
@kamikazefrank153 жыл бұрын
its awesome to see how stephen ejoys how people laughs..... it is a monumental smile on his face
@heyheytaytay3 жыл бұрын
4:05 you slipped Stephen and said "he who shall not be named"'s name....now he only has more strength!
@wandarebeca13 жыл бұрын
"Holy Ghosted him". You slay me! 😂🤣😂
@Starman_Dx3 жыл бұрын
The Flag Fondler sounds like a 60's Batman villain. Commissioner Gordon: Thank goodness you're here Caped Crusader, all the city's flags have been... Batman: Fondled. Yes, I know. You can see the orange streaks clearly, meaning only one being is responsible for this...
@BrianSmith-ez9kj3 жыл бұрын
well done-- I can picture Adam West and the actor that did the Commissioner in scene doing this
@yourpalborno3 жыл бұрын
Best monologue is a while! Awesome audience too…I love this show!
@Markus_Andrew3 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe that nobody came up with "Dick A L'Orange" until now 😄 Seems like an easy one in hindsight.
@enriqueali3 жыл бұрын
"Sex positive" and "kink shaming" are terms one hardly expects to hear in relation to coverage of municipal official elections...even in a city as liberal as NYC 😆😆😆
@saphira1253 жыл бұрын
It makes me happy to hear them tho
@MattCouzensMusic3 жыл бұрын
I don't think Mr. Batiste has ever laughed as hard as he did to that kink joke. 😆🤣😂
@Irisheddy3 жыл бұрын
Zack should make the Dominatrix his chief advisory
@derekstein61933 жыл бұрын
Gives a new meaning to be tough on policy.
@theoshouse82153 жыл бұрын
john's jazz quotes make me happy
@jimmaulana25353 жыл бұрын
He mentioned the name! HE MENTIONED THE NAME! 😅
@tedchism92263 жыл бұрын
Here on the Oregon Coast the temperature is high 50's to low 60's. We are wearing sweatshirts, warm pants, socks and slippers. Easier to warm up than cool down!
@judychandler84853 жыл бұрын
The Oregon Coast is gorgeous. I love it there ..
@ella177343 жыл бұрын
Don't brag! A few hours away in Ashland it's just dipped under 90f and it's 9pm. 😉✌️
@debrahelmlinger62563 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but so much more laundry
@deborahfreedman3333 жыл бұрын
Inland, in Portland, it was well over 90.
@patlecat3 жыл бұрын
Religions intolerance and overinflating their fictional morals is legendary.
@chloekey80433 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as if abusing kids is ok with them
@Magnetron333 жыл бұрын
Particularly Catholicism!
@Albinoman8873 жыл бұрын
I love how Dave has no shame about his singing abilities and just leaves it all out there
@TraceyRolandelli3 жыл бұрын
That dark teal color suit looks really nice on him.
@derricknelson81603 жыл бұрын
Hello .how you doing today.
@kleinertrommler813 жыл бұрын
In Zack Wieners defense: He was told that he was getting the waxine…..
@lilyilyily3233 жыл бұрын
“Marian the disciplinarian” when I tell you I LOST IT ahahha
@alex35agm3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Gaetz's prison sentence will be just under 18 years if the judge has a sense of ironic humour.
@VirginiaAdmiral3 жыл бұрын
The writer’s have really outdone themselves on this one - fantastic!
@BrianOSheaPlus3 жыл бұрын
Damn, Stephen was on fire in this episode. Credit to him and his writers. And the live audience magic is real.
@phoenixfive40913 жыл бұрын
What an electrifying show!! Stephen and the audience were on 🔥