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[@gregorythompson6969]

Alan spent that entire scene putting cream cheese on his bagel. Wtf, 3 minutes

[@DeshanPerera02236]

Thank you!!!!!!

[@thelostarc1944]

WtH I didn't noticed earlier and now it's fuckin hilarious 🤣🤣

[@Kat.Evangeline]

I love that Alan spoke in his Dummy's Voice for a second - that Dummy routine was pure gold.

[@chevarwilson6043]

Exactly it annoys me so much

[@boulevard14]

To be fair - 2:30 mins

[@prashantgarg6053]

"Do me a favor...when he comes back just do it"

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

0:33 "Where would you meet a 9 year-old girl?" "We're in the same math class." LOL

[@johnyepthomi892]

"You must be so proud!"

[@Alex_Pinkney]

What is the hammer joke about?

[@JabezFuutonSpecialis]

@@Alex_Pinkney murder

[@IKIE]

Alan is so over it 😭

[@sleepyash9577]

She's nine. Bertha's reaction was priceless.. 😂😂😂

[@ashtonluther7326]

Berta*

[@Boaz833]

RIP Conchata Ferrell. You really breathed life into this show in a way no one else could.

[@mathewsinha]

100% she was irreplaceable

[@jacobrichardson1952]

Berta is too funny to go to heaven I miss her.

[@dhwnay]

I miss her ❤️

[@davidross5593]

Boaz V just because she did doesn't mean the show was good.

[@davidross5593]

@@jacobrichardson1952 well she unfortunately didn't go to heaven.

[@TheRandomRoom27]

Alan: "Just do me a favor. When he comes back. Just do it" 😂😂😂

[@eaubert1]

Charlie: "I know what STDs are!" Alan: "Your uncle helped invent them!" Outch! That joke didn't age very well!

[@6616Milan]

Jake did predicted. Charlie's STD.

[@thirumoorthy]

yup.. wet wipes ;)

[@manuelaoliveira539]

Etienne Aubert iddiododd

[@eaubert1]

@@manuelaoliveira539 …. não, voce tem que escrever 'idiot'!!!

[@davidschmidt1793]

@@eaubert1 kkkkk

Alan sure takes his time to put stuff on his bread.

[@jonahbarroga1687]

This was full of roasts lol

[@rattykapitan9850]

“Your uncle helped invent them”😂😂

[@BangMaster96]

This wasn't just any random episode. This was a foreshadowing into Charlie's future contraction of STDs, and of course, he did help invent it

[@Kat.Evangeline]

Dr. Anthony Lizard F - ouchi did actually 😜

[@jaimienichols5649]

Alan sounded like Kermit when he said you have a girlfriend

[@tcookie8236]

Its a reference to his doll thing Alan had a few episodes before!

[@jonjay2909]

I have a feeling that was improvised by Jon Cryer haha

[@taylordrn3871]

that was like 18 burns in a row 😆😆

[@ricstormwolf]

Jake going after the young ones. Just like his uncle Charlie 🤣🤣

[@arielbanks5557]

He didn't

[@dez3540]

"Buuut ya won't....s'that whatcha sayin'?!" 😂

[@navalkumarshukla9447]

"I can go to the end of the world for you,coming back's a whole other question" - And so he summarized his life.

[@anushilamukerji2478]

For you I could go to the ends of the Earth, but coming back is whole other question... LMAO Charlie you are the best!

[@jimmylives]

Show went down the drain after him

[@AkshatSharma1505]

@@jimmylives If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

[@lynnlobliner3933]

He doesn't know what Uncle Charlie means about using a hammer but he can ask, "Ball peen or claw hammer."

[@Stoneman180190]

Jake: as soon as I get my license i’m out of here Alan: sure you can drive your girlfriend to Gymboree Jake: at least I can have a girlfriend Alan ( mimicking Jake): at least I have a girlfriend

[@andrewwu5241]

Holy crap this is the best circle roasting I’ve seen on television

[@tsoul1333]

Go get me a hammer and I'll show ya! Okay!🤣 You must be so proud.🤣🤣

[@shawnrose7564]

Thats what my brother always says to me...cause I'm the mistake child.

[@michaelpeets7261]

HAHAWWW I know. You must be So Proud Mann.

[@jamesroyal1739]

Charlie, besides u being a great actor ,your writers are ,were great , luv u man

[@anesumukura7312]

I like the way berta just looked at jake when he said she’s 9 😂😂😂😂

[@tankdogization]

“At least I have a girlfriend.”

[@EzErNzK]

You fell asleep on your keyboard naming this video? Lol

[@jamesequanimity9963]

Sid you also fell asleep putting that name on your youtube?

[@tcookie8236]

I Like this comment XD

[@lucasrosa2357]

Its probably a bot,

[@hardcorehardware361]

Dude 1 year later I saw this comment and laughed my ass off lol

[@kevinlakhansingh4526]

IKR

[@ZeroQ2012]

You misspelled RghMmL it’s supposed to be RrgHhMnF ......Yes I know I know grammar nazi but i had to do it

[@daddylonglegs68]

Lol

[@DrRudy-em5nw]

it would be funny if he actually change it

[@autumnsartain8429]

Something about that reminded me of carl

[@redpanda0726]

how long does it take alan to smear butter on a bagle

[@kimerlyhogan6567]

Anyone notice how long it’s taking Alan to put cream cheese on that bagel?

[@nicnic3902]

I thought I was only one who saw that..lol. The quantity though..

[@seanpenn8611]

“Ball Peen Or Claw Hammer?” Lol

[@redips]

Charlie: I know we could prevented you if using a condom. This is on you Alan!!

[@ResolvedMC]

One of many bad decisions he made in his life.

[@nischay2374]

Atleast I have a girlfriend

[@fawful94]

At LeAsT i HaVe a GiRLfRiEnD

[@nischay2374]

@@fawful94 😂

[@redips]

Touché

[@AgentAnime95]

Not of legal age though.

[@Outlaw8908]

The hammer bit gets me every time.

[@rohitgarg044]

This video just hit really hard. Stds and charlie🙌🏻😂 The producers knew it all along

[@abdulrockman3992]

Berta's reaction is priceless

[@williamhudson8493]

Sarcasm playing leapfrog, l can’t stop laughing...... so good !!

[@saira_6151]

It would have been better to ask Chelsea what she didn't need lol poor Charlie he really cared about her.

[@Kishi20101986]

2:30 mins to put cream cheese!!! Wtf

[@bithiahbrooks4709]

Kishi20101986 he's weird

[@fernandomelgar892]

That's alan

[@paullittle4622]

Kishi20101986 yes well spotted

[@marvelousmarvelous2529]

@kishi20101986, lol..I was saying the same thing..

[@UmarFarooq-yx7rw]

Thats how white people do it

[@Lucas_Tulic]

Who takes that long to spread butter on a freaking bagel???

[@ricstormwolf]

Who puts butter on a bagel?? You put cream cheese on a bagel.

[@tjsmith7355]

Bruh Alan spent almost 5 minutes putting cream cheese on a bagel. Dude just eat the frickin bagel after the first smear of cream cheese.

[@fernandoortiz2051]

Hola amigo esos son ameriranos ee uu es un pais rico

[@upsidedown3656]

" Your uncle helped invent them " XD!!! Funny as hell. I was watching this in the car and the driver was just staring at me, but I didn't care!

[@shrektheiii.349]

The uploader is using high Valyrian , show some respect

[@mythoughtsxcttheexempt2112]

It stung: At least I have a girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣

[@ariamaze9081]

May god, I just love those come backs burns!!!

[@jowolf2187]

I’m voting claw hammer. Less fuss. Just one quick swipe and bye bye Jake

[@nathaninostroza7581]

The Anti jake jokes are great. Another very good is when he warns Charlie "we wouldnt have this problems if u just put a tv in my room" and charlies comeback is the Best "we wouldnt have this problems if i just put a python in your room" sick shit indeed, and Anti Evelyn scenes are great too.

[@davidhenrylake2047]

@1:38 - @1:39 Danny The Puppet is back!

[@abbhiis]

Who doesn't love that creepy toy

[@tumacho7546]

This show was amazing

[@matt3606]

Yeah dude. I was thinking, very soon I'll see this show again.

[@houmamaljondi2169]

this scene is amazing!

[@NiVi192]

Wasn't even tempted!😂😂😂

[@alfonsovallejo2665]

I loved how this show was full of sick burns.

[@taltorelli]

@1:35 Alan whipped out a Pee-wee Herman impression. Lol

[@gustavsmit5788]

The best roasts i have ever seen 😂😂 lmao

[@fredim7561]

This scene is so good.

[@chas766]

That was the funniest 3 min ever

[@JohnDoe-yy5tp]

I'd love to see Cinnamons Buns. Can't seem to find.......

[@bigd2911]

She’s nine😂😂😂

[@upsidedown3656]

You gotta find everyone here as funny as heck! 😆😀❤👍!!!!

[@user-vf4ky2ok7m]

jesus fucking christ i was just focused on alan and his bread the whole time..eat the damn bread already

[@nayansingh3978]

Miss this show

[@MikeyTheCartoon]

How much cream cheese does one bagel need Alan???

[@obilatenationally2890]

The amount of butter or cream cheese hes putting on the bread wtf

[@patrickmertz3483]

Could Allen take any longer buttering that bagel

[@amulyagoyal9]

How much Spread is Alan gonna put!

[@courageandpeace1944]

Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on itMarriage is the chief cause of divorce.Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shopBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wifeI was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they’re cramming for their final examMost people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quitHave you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniacIf you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that ageWe learn from experience that men never learn anything from experienceMarriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemyNever have more children than you have car windowsNever go to a doctor whose office plants have diedA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxingHow many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my handDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it aliveAnalyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching televisionIf you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.'If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightningWhen I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the foreheadIf you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpesDon’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in AustraliaPolitical correctness is tyranny with mannersHe who laughs last didn’t get the joke.Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakesA bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill youkzbin.info/www/bejne/nJesl4OZjZ2HbZI

[@vikramsarangan18]

The name for this video could be some weird communication lingo for criminals 🤣😂

[@daredevils007bond]

Charlie Sheen can make even the title of this video INTERESTING

[@99ariyaratnamj]

Sure you can drive your girlfriend to Gymboree...

[@Garcia3597]

Alan takes forever spreading that shit on the bagel tf. I would’ve been done eating that by now.

[@oldmate9969]

Title had me hooked

[@aubreywallace7918]

No i didnt iam mr Myplxzvit.from Superman In lov wit Bertha.Butt🤯🤯🤪

[@zaeemnasarullah]

I don’t get what Charlie means by preventing Jake with a hammer. Someone please explain it to me.

[@arielbanks5557]

It means nothing, he just wants to hit him with a hammer

[@dunderzack]

i see the title was very thought out.

[@ellnats]

1:37 oh good god Danny voice!!!

[@charlykate8731]

Isn't that too much butter Alan?

[@not-so-smartaleck8987]

Other people were saying cream cheese. Guess it doesn't matter.

[@kahoaliiaiu7130]

My dad loves Chelsea and when it comes to the show Chelsea is my dads favorite and he likes Charlie too

[@johnnyaxon_]

The title is on greenlandic language

[@TermlessHGW]

More to the point, apart from him not being able to write a title, he can't even upload a clip properly. All of them start and end often in the middle of a sentence.

[@rjnation2355]

This title was very misleading.. but good news is that it’s an easy video to did find.

[@benedictus9015]

Now we gotta use a hammer

[@hadzrahatta8599]

When i have dhiarrea i eat anyway..

[@CharlesASG]

You must be so proud !! 🤣🤣🤣

[@FP19487]

This 3 min is pack with jokes

[@moriokamario5247]

At least I have a girlfriend. ~oooooof level 1000

[@kanielreuben6793]

Rip Berta

[@nisharoka8086]

your uncle helped invent them OMG🤣

[@pedrobricenocarpio6008]

No charlie, no show.

[@AnCapone1899]

Two and a half roasts

[@OriginalAtomicSheep]

I'm with Jake, what's the hammer for?

[@TheClayton827]

To make sure he doesn't have kids by giving him a do it yourself vasectomy

[@eliotalderson7889]

@@TheClayton827 are u sure it was not to kill him 😂 ur dummer than jake ...both of u

[@chevarwilson6043]

How much butter does that bagel need...and why dies it irritate me so

[@moratrolls874]

So many burns😂

[@tbk29]

I like you title.

[@vasyan123]

Description is also neat

[@javierpena6118]

Why always allan use so much butter

[@Guilhon]

its sad what they did to jake

[@sayanghosh2177]

IS ALAN EVER GOING TO EAT THE FUCKIN BREAD?

[@TheGlobalNetworkOfficial]

😂😂😂

[@gravity7208]

Most of the old uploaded videos of two and half men are ln this titel maybe it's automatic or glitch in system

[@questioneverything6270]

Jake bodied him with that burn

[@xali2008]

I lost count who get roasted the most

[@MarkoToki]

Haha, ovo je show

[@shefchenko111]

This is... just the best clip!

[@joseluki]

1:54 No, you don't