Obi Wan reacts to the council being 98.2% right

[@CharlieHopkinson]

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[@joeyjello9807]

I heard an interesting Theory. Could it be that Qui Gon Jinn is the ultimate "Verschwörungstheoretiker" (Conspiracytheorist) in Star Wars Universe, coming up with the idea of Midi Chlorian to explain the force

[@jamesrivera4717]

Dude you're hilarious

[@televisionarchives7212]

The fact qui gon doesn't know most of the council members names 😂😂

[@enwerd7050]

Fuckin qui gon😂

[@mobgabriel1767]

and that qui gon is blissfully unaware about palps being a sith lord

[@spunchnurntly4979]

Fun fact he never was allowed on the counsel/nor did he agree with them. So what you see in the film is probably the most he dealt with them besides the greats and Dooku.

[@LaraA55]

Pure gold

[@matthew1995king]

@@spunchnurntly4979 actually he was selected for the council specifically because they did want his voice to be heard as a contrarian view. That said Qui Gon turned them down precisely because they were playing politics and he wanted to follow the will of the force like a true Jedi.

[@MichaelMaritato-bk4lc]

Qui-gon: "You still have much to learn ,my apprentice... So shut the f**k up" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ngoclongtruong6964]

It's HUMILIATING It's UNFAIR How can you be as SICK as me and not be a MASTER! You taught Anakin well Qui-Gon :))

[@thejudgmentalcat]

"...that leads to Hawaii" "A Sith stronghold" 🤣

[@ColterVanidestine]

I am there. 😅

[@xXasiahkiinXx123]

All makes sense now the Jedi are the average folk and sith are the people that go on a holiday to Hawaii for 2months every year no wonder the war went in for generations hahaha

[@MrZomBie775]

I cam tell this video came out before the wildfires there, the place fr looks like Mustafar rn

[@nuclearTANK]

Make sense now that it is on fire

[@kevinskywalker5539]

I like how anakin basically told them to get a blanket for his past self. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@grilledleeks6514]

yes. that is literally what happened.

[@williamkrause5585]

It was a sweater tho

[@barrylyndon5552]

He's seeing their interactions as an adult and is like "... I wasnt treated all that well to be honest. Alot of pressure for a kid"

[@joelchee9308]

Youngling massacre moves by JJ Binks 😂

[@peterlang777]

Jar jar is the one true sith eternal

[@DavidJohnson-mo7fq]

I really want them to be like "always 2 there are... And there's something like 10,000 Jedi knights... So balance in the force would mean either 9,998 new Sith or 9,998 less jed... Oh."

[@Shadow62x]

I thought one of the videos he says, "He was supposed to bring balance to the force." Where Obi-Wan responded, "Technically, he did."

[@leonh.5900]

They will probably joke some more about it. Check out 3:49

[@drtaverner]

Except that the Force isn't about Jedi or Sith. The Force _is_. But it can be corrupted, forced through a dirty channel, thrown out of balance, and that's the "Dark Side". It's very similar to Jewish Qabalah. The tree shows the universe in perfect balance, but each aspect can be pushed out of whack, which is the Dark Side, the Qlippoth, or Broken Shells. For example, Severity and Justice (Geburah or Din) is balanced by Mildness and Mercy (Chesed or Gedulah), yet one can choose cruelty, injustice, hate, and suffering devoid of Mercy. That's the Qlippoth of Golohab or uncontrolled violence. Clearly the Sith. The Force itself is always in balance, but it can be perverted. Lucas once called the Dark Side a Cancer on an otherwise healthy body. You cannot have balance with Cancer. Mutating cells must be destroyed. In fact, Cancer is just mutated cells that failed to self-destruct. Most are immediately destroyed by their own inner error-checking. Most potential Sith fail b/c of their inner ethics and morality. To make Darth Vader, Sheeve had to push Anakin past the point of breaking (Broken Shells) to become a manifestation of violence and hate, a scalpel of the Dark Side. George had Anthropologist friends with whom he discussed his ideas. He based his original story on Campbell's _The Hero's Journey_ and loved Japanese Cinema and cultural anthropology.

[@DavidJohnson-mo7fq]

@@drtaverner you uh... You're aware the force is based on taoism (Chinese philosophy) rather than Japanese philosophy, right?

[@jordinagel1184]

@@DavidJohnson-mo7fqyou are aware that he based the story, not the force specifically, on Japanese anthropology and cinema, right?

[@Phillisophical]

"the pain is in his lower spine from carrying this KZbin channel"

[@sartainja]

Priceless.

[@markwinfield5377]

Would also like to see Qui eating... - A cheese string - Space Invaders - Yorkie bar - Baked beans from a tin - A cold kebab - Pot Noodle

[@DeetotheDubs]

Fun Dip and he takes the time to use the sugar stick. I hate asmr and mukbang but it's oddly amusing to see Qui constantly snacking. The sarcastic out-of-touch grandpa attitude helps, too.

[@Voidi-Void]

An orphan

[@kevnormansell6005]

A yorkie bar.....butterd 😂😂

[@kevinperlow4595]

I about died when Qui was like "so STFU." 😭

[@TheMandaloreFett]

That got me😂

[@jordanlong7161]

"full grown elephant camel frog" made me almost spit out my coffee

[@rickh1750]

“You have much to learn my young padawan. Now shut the f___ up!!!”Hahhahhahahahah

[@kevinramsey417]

I am now fully invested in the flat saga, which is now offiicial canon. Did you see Jar Jar hitting on the queen though he's a fully grown elephant camel frog and she's 14. Yeah, he's probably going to marry her someday.

[@brokenfingers9607]

Weird Al lyric reference? Either way I’m into it. 😂

[@thomasbrown3793]

"Now I KNOW you just hit the nose! And I've heard how fast his pod can go! And we were broke its trueeeee! Wellllll, Qui-Gon was gambling toooooooo!"

[@BatdadIsBestDad]

ANAKIN IS IN PAIN FROM CARRYING THIS CHANNEL I LOVE HIM

[@Fusion_947]

I love how Quigon is always munching

[@nightlordnorris4446]

The subtle hints that Qui Gon is just Anakin's dad and the "force dad" bein bullshit is killing me xD "that's who you got it from?" side note: Qui Gon is the Master of Masters - so in the end, he is THE master :P

[@alectriciti]

"Boring conversation anyway" brilliant throwback.

[@Mr_Flerb]

Anakin is surprisingly quiet through this.

[@vee-bee-a]

Must be the sedatives.

[@stephensheridan1279]

Yeah, I was shocked when he didn’t say anything when the whole deepfakes discussion was going on!!!😂

[@rhyscallinan5058]

Too be fair he was a bit young when all this happened. It's been many years of Anakin being himself. Who knows how many brain cells he lost during those years. Especially during the Clone Wars.

[@Mizzle420420]

​@@rhyscallinan5058true he was spending most of his nights on the lower levels of corosant during a those years, a lot of spice and death sticks will do that to the memory.

[@Robizoid]

A virgin in the Force...? Sacrifice him to the hottest volcano on Mustafar... Oh, that would 13 years later. I'm so sorry!

[@madmax6470]

The Jedi younglings massacre move by J J Binks got me lol

[@KS-cz9qc]

Force ghosts must have an insanely high metabolism. Either that or Qui is hiding his extra pounds under all those robes.

[@MichaelMaritato-bk4lc]

I love how Qui-Gon is always eating😂😂😂

[@rickardroach9075]

8:39 Yeah, Qui-Gon, if you'd bothered to teach Obi-Wan Force Healing that may have come in useful.

[@alexfriedman918]

9:27 “Who? Little old me?” 😂🤣😭

[@thejuls87]

Lmao Obi-Wan saying "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit"

[@Rashed1255]

Soon we’ll get to Anakin trying out the youngling massacre moves

[@adamzullo3624]

See through you we can😂 Qui looks at his hands😂

[@LubbockBabesFan]

🖐🖐

[@350zKiller]

“So that’s where you got it from”😂

[@barrylyndon5552]

God I love your Qui Gon, just this old school 'results oriented' badass who's been there and done it all and basically ignores the whiny kids of the modern Jedi age "You still have much to learn my young apprentice. So shut the fuck up"

[@rob-v1y]

Anakin may be kind of a dullard but he knows his quantum theory.

[@ayandas8299]

With a complete and perfect set of physical laws, I can write the probability of any possible future state of the universe if I know its current state completely. But how does midichlorian physics complicate this simple reasoning?

[@sleuth_canine]

Thanks!

[@CharlieHopkinson]

Thankyou dwt!

[@mobgabriel1767]

"thats just my way of shuitting down boring conversations" "oh" well.... obi wan definitively has much to learn

[@jazzmusicfan]

@10:00: Qui Gon could have said: I wasn't planning on giving him the "bird and the bees" talk or telling him the Midi-chlorianare are basically Jedi jizz. LMAO.

[@billm3210]

These Star Wars skits and bashing Rings of Power with excellent voice and character play makes my day. More invested than any show on stream channels.

[@SCP-1375]

Can't get enough of this, good job and keep up the good work.

[@sjl197]

“not very socially aware Grand master Yoda is”. Beautiful line, thankyou whoever wrote that. 😊

[@likeabrd9074]

I've only now realized that we missed a whole opportunity for "Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell" from Qui

[@jakehopt]

Is it sad that I genuinely get excited when a new Charlie video is posted? This content is so well written. Dude could be a very successful comedy writer.

[@EricLinstone]

Yeah, I'm all invested in the story now.

[@sixshooter500]

technically he is a successful comedy writer. lol

[@gabeo7366]

Stoned Anakin is the best character 😂

[@funfunfun3624]

I also like that obi is really sedating anakin to prevent him from showing his angry side

[@gulfcoastbeyblades2192]

How can you be as sick as me and not be a master?!😂😂😂

[@sorcerersupremekoby]

“not very socially aware, grandmaster yoda is”🤣

[@LOLDEMOS]

Master mate, the best Jedi in the whole Great Britania planet

[@maxmcintyre5068]

Keira knightly made for an excellent bodyguard for the queen of Naboo and it was funny when Keira and Natalie’s Mom’s couldn’t tell them apart

[@tylerconley9670]

How can you be as sick as me and NOT be a master -- that’s where he gets it from😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@spartan1857]

Qui gon is so funny and he's always eating.

[@alexmason3939]

The Dookmeister always cracks me up!

[@anthonybottigliero8336]

It never made any sense to me why they couldn't have taken Anakin's mother with. I realize it isn't their way (all the younglings leave their families behind), but OMF, they could have at least freed her from slavery.

[@NEZLeader]

Ripped out that Fruit by the Foot like a pimp

[@spen10gamer]

Na gi gon deserved to be on the council and this Intro 😂😂😂❤❤

[@chasehedges6775]

Liam Neeson deserved better

[@MarsStarcruiser]

He use to be, and very well respected still even though he got bumped off it. Qui Gon was a total think-for-your-selfer half the time and often got in trouble for taking matters into his own hands, without bringing things up to the council for deliberation first, or he’d still be on it.

[@JosepiThe13th]

0:35 Nah Qui Gon that’s you 😂

[@sartainja]

Hawaii leads to Spam and pineapple which leads to starvation which leads to the dark side.

[@Nxtymg]

How can you be as sick as me an not be a master

[@glennbriggs6490]

I'm now picturing darth maul riding a surfboard that looks like a tein bladed lightsaber 🤣

[@OliveOil01]

J.J Binks is crazy - 💀

[@rutvigvaid]

Master Fluff Face!!😂

[@benhartlieb6018]

"the theoretical youngling massacre moves" 😅😅😅

[@EmmaEquinox]

Wait a minute.. "J.J. Binks" ... "J J. Abrams" ... It's all connected..my god.. He's played meesa like a GODDAMN FIDDLE!!

[@mevestiller]

Basically Jedi photosynthesis! 😂😂😂

[@MrWhiskers65]

… “Anakin, I’m not allowed to train you, so watch me closely”……. “Hey Anakin! Don’t do this!”…. Oh God I can’t take it anymore! Too funny!!!

[@jonathanlambeth3464]

“Well on the way to Hawaii…” 😂

[@carlhenryjr]

Every bit of these videos is brilliant. Fantastic writing, performance, editing… this stuff has me laughing for hours.

[@aesopbricktop]

"Sure, they wont train the chosen one, but they'll train Master fur face." lmao

[@DeetotheDubs]

I may have been binging these too much; I'm finding myself randomly spouting things as Qui-Gonn. It's a fun voice. The impressions are amazing and the writing makes them even better.

[@Chessheromusic]

Good on ya palps Love this Charlie

[@joimumu]

This plot whole that a deadly organisation might return after 1.000 years and they don’t send 30 Jedi Masters to capture him alive always bothered me

[@factfiend1000]

Even just sending the B-Team of Kit, Saesee and Agen would have been enough. Mace would have been overkill.

[@TheLegendaryCheeto]

​@@factfiend1000Overkill for sure, but at least the job would get done.

[@thedilfofwallstreet5385]

@@factfiend1000overkill, sure. but pretty necessary if an ancient dark side order is even POSSIBLY returning after a THOUSAND years. that’s big. the jedi council was so ignorant to just brush off qui gon’s concern like that. but they paid the price for it eventually via domino effect.

[@paulklee5790]

I can only marvel at the amount of clear headed thought you have brought to analysing this epic… plus some pretty excellent jokes… makes me want to dust off my dvds from the bottom of the collection and watch them again…. Thank you…

[@Nite-Rise]

Hahahhaa can you imagine xD Someone channeling their hatred into becoming a surfer

[@nissanzenkiboy]

Jar jar a full grown elephant frog 🐸 😂 and a M.A.P.

[@ryanbrady3755]

This is the best part of my day.

[@brokenfingers9607]

Totally Random Observation: I always thought it was kinda cool that the 3 Jedi Council scenes progress from day to evening to night. Reminds me of F-Zero, where the Mute City tracks 1-3 progress through day, evening, and night. I’m not high, I swear.

[@quentonqueeley4903]

"it's ten to five on a Friday" 😂😂😂

[@Xeonerable]

The wikipedia cut at 8:55 fuckin killed me, I wasn't expecting that.

[@danieljackson2499]

I just love how the aliens from ET are also in Star Wars

[@MegicShiba]

Qui Gon is the definition of a "Hungry Man" bros always eating

[@HashimotoDatsu]

Well, he did die with a hole in his stomach

[@kassidytucker8431]

I love the side plot of them dealing with anakin being regrown

[@Bricksgaming710]

It's because jar jar is the ultimate sith Lord implanting ideas in Anakin's head before he even knew it

[@gabrielvillarreal3051]

I can't not notice his feet on that table now....

[@patrickcromwell7554]

Fun fact: Yaddle was completely CGI'd out of this movie. They did a two for one thing with the CGI overlapping. They got rid of all traces of the Puppet Yoda AND Yaddle. How utterly disrespectful.

[@lewisgrant7622]

I would’ve imagined this would’ve been the point of where dooku would’ve killed yaddle so it would’ve made sense to CGI out yaddle

[@patrickcromwell7554]

@@lewisgrant7622 Except she's IN this movie in 1999, when it came out they took her out at the same time as when they turned Yoda into CGI. And also Dooku only kills her AFTER Qui Gon's death. That means, just after this movie.

[@80sShred]

I see these depictions of obi-one, qui gon and Anakin as canon.

[@TehDroppedBass]

Balance was brought. By some scrap rat from another desert did it if you can believe it. And their lazer sword was yellow, wowie.

[@shaunhaven1855]

Qui Gon stay grubbing 😂😂😂

[@kingjim9619]

UNOFFICIAL TRAINING LOL 😂 😂 Hey Anakin don't do this 😉 😉 nodge nodge

[@Nothings_Shore]

That comment was predetermined 😂

[@E-1K]

Anakin & Padmé. It's like a little kid growing up to marry his babysitter.

[@jackkemp7256]

"The road to Hawaii has begun." These lines are so good.

[@muchanadziko6378]

is taking a Padawan learner so sacred, that even if the council says "you can't train him" and you say "I take him as a padawan", they have to let you do that?

[@JavertRA]

I don't think it's to do with it being sacred; more that Qui-Gon is that stubborn and WILL do it regardless of what the Council. Its almost like in Fiddler on the Roof, he's not looking for their permission, only their blessing; his mind is made up.

[@Zoroth3Demon]

Qui-Gon was known for disobeying the council. He went with the choice he felt the force guided him to make. They all knew once he said that, there would be no going back. Either they accept the chosen one or cast him out. They feared what would happen if they didn’t accept him. The other Jedi of the time were beyond lost.

[@Impericalevidence]

It doesn't really matter anymore since Disney bought it and the dark side won.

[@jburt552]

Qui gon was a Saber beast, nobody told him no

[@kingloucifur8086]

This is absolutely my favourite series on KZbin, I hope you finish the Vader saga at least, I'll be here all the way

[@absolutepowercomponents2040]

Would pay atleast $5 to watch an entire star wars movie movie with these 3's commentary... hilarious 😂

[@Brizzlebrisket]

Idk why I enjoy these so much lmao like it brings a realism or if they were watching hone videos 😂😂😂

[@jasonyale4647]

5:47 is the best part. Lolol.

[@ParisRowland]

Totally. 😂

[@coylezo]

The palps boris comparison joke was not missed on us. Well done, good work.

[@Anty2004]

I consider these conversations more canon than the disneys tv shows, at least these are true to their characters

[@YinzerPitMaster]

Pick Palpatine as Supreme chancellor I am sure it will work out. It's not like he is gonna turn the chosen one and kill all the jedi. It's fineeeee

[@joshdunne8792]

"Youngling Massacre Moves... by J. J. Binks" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chesterzou9992]

Can't wait for Revenge of the Sith reaction video!!!

[@lessermook7608]

"you trained him to save face" lol

[@TheNostalgiaFiend]

Master fur face 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mikeysmith2999]

Obi Wan: Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form Anakin: You're a Jedi too, nice to meet you Yeah Anakin is the toxic one 🙄

[@Lpk9410]

5:20 'Who did they go for'? Oh god! your too funny!

[@jweezyyy]

Since when is earth is the Star Wars galaxy….. unless they’ve been ignoring us for years to troll us