(Objection.lol) Caught Simping

[@ricoco7891]

This man has transcended simphood and looped back around to being a chivalrous chad gentleman from the 18th century.

[@frallbobroggins4005]

Johnathan Joestar?

[@DaJokurr]

*LAUGHS IN JONATHAN JOESTAR*

[@pluv-ia]

Jojo reference?

[@DaJokurr]

@@pluv-ia yeup

[@ricoco7891]

@@DaJokurr Lmao I literally never even watched Jojo, what even is that show and why can everything I say be a reference to it?

[@princeramblerose]

this is the most polite and eloquent simping i’ve ever seen, this is great

[@Luigipopdrop]

Yes

[@ShinobuOshinoOnly]

This dude sounds like he could make a religion out of this

[@haalfnhaalf]

_no, don't_

[@UnSych]

@@haalfnhaalf How about I do, anyway?

[@toe_sucker_4165]

Are you implying Christians simp for Jesus?

[@haalfnhaalf]

@@toe_sucker_4165 y e s

[@toe_sucker_4165]

@@haalfnhaalf You aren't wrong, and the Vatican should fear you.

[@celceusiguess]

This man had pre-nut clarity instead of post-nut clarity

[@ognoob1606]

This apollo is like, the most tame simp ive seen

[@Gabito3DX]

this man is on an advanced level of simping, i love him so much

[@d1amondsquare019]

are u simping ?

[@dbsfoxyfnafpokemon8032]

He’s reached MAXIMUS SIMPUS

[@gaminyte]

He’s not even simping, he found the perfect in-between, which is something most lads only dream of finding.

[@pluv-ia]

@@gaminyte except these drawings dont have a life and cant exist

[@dumworm6310]

he's gone from mere simping, to advanced ａｐｐｒｅｃｉａｔｉｎｇ

[@ogun4921]

While I do appreciate and respect his way with words, this does concern me ever so slightly. I think it's the secondhand embarrassment.

[@rafaelgongrubatatta907]

pretty much

[@tengenuzui2645]

lmaO.

[@currentlycaffeinated3882]

For me its more of genuine concern for his mental health

[@ogun4921]

@@currentlycaffeinated3882 I didn't want to say it...

[@afraxbuqus3933]

Quarantine I guess...

[@thenerfkid9228]

When you max out simping so hard you become a decent person.

[@elh7149]

ugh I simp SO hard for apollo, so I simp even harder for this beautiful footage of apollo simping. so, I must simp: so much to love. his determination, his smile, his no-nonsense attitude, his chords of steel. his deep and caring eyes. this man is adorable and he is everything. not even necessarily to me. I ship apollo with a lot of other characters. I just... I just want him to be happy. his character arc is amazing. he is often either the only smart person in the room or the only one dumb enough to not get the joke. in both cases he is perfect. thus I simp

[@Captain_Bottles]

WE AGGRESSIVELY SHAKE HANDS

[@loveflamingos721]

Same!!! We all simp together

[@ladybentley1563]

Are me and you the same person? Lol

[@its-so-ouverture]

#ApolloSimpSolidarity

[@currentlycaffeinated3882]

guys i think apollo needs a friend he's clearly starved of human interaction.

[@JayHog1992]

Apollo: (Spends minutes showing how good Meru is.) Payne: "She has a lot of porn." Something about this sudden sentence just slaps me on the knee.

[@Lkjhgfvf]

This isn't just your average simping, this is *advanced simping* meru the best tho tbh

[@devilishjester7718]

She's second place imo

[@GamePolicies]

From an artist level, I could understand the appreciation, but this is- wayy too much.

[@valenwyrm]

rather harmless compared to the hornies, i’d say this one’s got the refined taste in art

[@stellophiliac]

this is me every time i obsess over a new fictional character ngl

[@harukamitsue5314]

Ah. This is ironic since I feel this way with Apollo. It's like, if we're classmates he'd be the one I'd try not to stare at too much. Phoenix and Edgeworth are cute too but Apollo seems more approachable.

[@its-so-ouverture]

yes

[@devilishjester7718]

Ngl i physically exclaimed "hell yeah!" when "meru the succubus" appeared on screen

[@nin413]

He is not a simp,he is a gentleman

[@cameronhancock3638]

One thing I noticed is apollo is ds rendered and everyone else is HD rendered

[@goneseeker4770]

i have a confession. i simped for apollo justice ever since i saw him ahahah

[@its-so-ouverture]

same

[@frontierdustice]

Is it weird that I know who Meru is?

[@444swordsman]

Is it weird that I didn't know she existed outside of porn?

[@trash1614]

No, we share the same fate

[@lillie_trash]

no

[@kuronanestimare]

Not really, I see her in a decent amount of circles. I think I'm a part of like three Discord servers with Meru Emotes.

[@alexrecrem9094]

This is the beginning of a Kira Yoshikage serial murderer isnt it

[@avilovewell7091]

Apollo is me when it comes to Jojo characters

[@kidz2573]

A man is entitled to the pursuit of his Waifu

[@AuroraVeil_]

I read "Skudd" and immediately knew the entire conversation lmao

[@RoyGuyManDude]

Ngl, this is definitely me when I see Nozomi.

[@filthytea328]

Funny number 7

[@apples6684]

grand

[@fangservicex2964]

Ah. Fellow love live fan :)

[@linebeckthejohoe4876]

I too love Shin Megami Tensei

[@RoyGuyManDude]

@@linebeckthejohoe4876 wait why is a jojo fan talking about smt, this doesn't make sense.

[@WackDakAttack]

m-merunyaa is a hent artist... and the simp doesnt know????

[@alwest4472]

I need the image, no the _art_

[@ambergirl986]

It’s in the linked screenshots in the desc

[@pluv-ia]

My guy actually changed his pfp to her Check the disc in the description too see for urself

[@simaofigueiredo7117]

OK but honestly I understand. I still think it's a bit overboard but Apollo isn't wrong, the character has a very pleasant design

[@currentlycaffeinated3882]

It is nice but... I think Apollo went more than just *little* overboard.

[@sillyguy247]

to be fair the art is rlly pretty lol,, i get where they're coming from

[@WhiteWolf-lm7gj]

This dude mad simping

[@RandomOrdinary_Girl_6123]

Well, this character is definitely good at being a succubus if she can get someone simping for her like that 😆

[@KaleBennett]

Apollo, my boy, why you gotta simp

[@Inksanity]

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid it's terminal.

[@eigenman2571]

Am I the only one who kept repeating “simp alert” in real life for the entirety of the video? O-oh ok

[@currentlycaffeinated3882]

I was saying simp until around the halfway point when it turned into genuine concern

[@katsu558]

Someone please give this man a gf already.

[@JackDout]

I feel like I hard a similar reaction once, but it was months or so ago so I'm not sure if it was with those exact Meru pictures or something else. I know I was on e621 but that's the only thing I remember for certain.

[@pvpchicker7858]

I saw the screenshot of the Meru girl that they’re talking I see it funny on the 2nd picture, it the words on her jacket

[@simbachvazo6530]

sImP or not, mans speakin some facts

[@critrawkets]

I think I heard this Succubus' name somethere... but I dont remember...

[@theoneandonlyflameeye]

tbh Apollo would simp, but this is Jonathan Joestar level of simping, its impossible!

[@lemonberry01]

Why do I HEAVILY RELATE TO APOLLO RN.... :')

[@ApolloK]

I wish I could be him

[@kutaoizumi4189]

Ah, yes, Meru 😏

[@haalfnhaalf]

someone find that lucoa cosplayer for me thx *I read it too I just don't care*

[@eljaminlatour6633]

I would fall in love for a girl, because of some good physical and emotional appearances, but I don't go shouting about around like a maniac.

[@M0lot0v97]

Apollo, you're scaring me.

[@SuggaGugga]

this is me when i see natsuki fanart

[@BLOX100PERCENT]

1 notification: SONIC HAS YOUR ADDRESS

[@soyeahsauce]

Can I get a link to the funnee may may please bro?

[@ultradeg393]

Just added an imgur link to all of the screencaps that made up this mess in the description

[@portland4660]

It ain't simping if it's not a real girl.

[@devilishjester7718]

Dude really be simping for a hentai mascot Can't say i'm any better though

[@its-so-ouverture]

Apollo is me with Athena Cykes

[@d1amondsquare019]

edgeworth have some proof of apollo simping phoenix wright good luck (or apollo) we have mutliple witness appolo u have guts to talk about that

[@soyeahsauce]

*Apollo

[@chaoticfisherman373]

It's isn't simping,it's his fetish

[@lovelylow69]

I was expecting someone to just appear and scream “simp!”

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

All this over Meru the Succubus...

[@Sancho_Real]

Nagito.

[@tylerf.145]

Wtf vladmir nobokov found dead in a ditch

[@baconboy4849]

Why am i like apollo I like it

[@josealfonso8370]

amen

[@carlisbetterthanbob1539]

im making an saw

[@comicallybadpun]

what a chad

[@Christopher-eq1rn]

Goddamnit weebs you've gone too far this time

[@largelump3613]

Damn. This is just fucking sad

[@glitchmaster2672]

this... this is so sad

[@bgaming2297]

Why did nobody barrage this dude with an endless assault of simp comments

[@tonyhakston536]

0:53-1:04 song didn’t even last 12 seconds, and you switched to another song almost immediately after. That song only lasted 1:06-1:20, still not even 15 seconds. 1:35-1:48 like dang 1:53-2:04 you swap the songs fast, my guy. 2:28-2:31 absurdly fast. Don’t swap so fast.