Oblivion NPC Dialogue

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Have you heard of High... I mean Double Jeopardy?
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[@SmoothRoyale]

FAKE. If it was actually oblivion dialogue, the judge would not have heard the threat, and instead believe that it must have just been the wind.

[@CassidyCope]

The judge would have seen him select "Coerce" and like him more because of it.

[@zayan6284]

@@CassidyCope oh yeah talk to me like that daddy

[@CassidyCope]

@@zayan6284 "See? Was that hard?"

[@luansilva2243]

" Nothing wrong, *jUsT mY eYeS pUlLiNg TrIcKs oN mE* "

[@SvenskSork]

with an arrow in the eye

[@raiderbro8663]

This happened to me. I kept spamming "double jeopardy" without upgrading speech skill first

[@nateguerra319]

Royz noiz never should have come here

[@Cacowninja]

Just be careful next time okay?

[@SinisterSaturdays]

There's a time and place for everything! But not now.

[@jibjub2121]

FILIBUSTER

[@alexw.9175]

Did that too, weird bug

[@Glace1221]

Damn Imperials always trying to keep a Redguard down.

[@Tusskie]

I'm dead

[@zayan6284]

RLM

[@zak87]

Lmao!

[@g.h7657]

@Adrian Avraham shut your mouth you bootlicking imperialist..

[@g.h7657]

@JC Denton no he didnt. Get a brain kid.

[@VGSpoonium]

Call the judge, and get some fudge

[@rip8009]

PARDON!?

[@kingbadmovie]

Are you a doctor?

[@doddywahyuwono]

Maybe

[@fabiosousa8523]

Where is your MD ?

[@dooterscoots2901]

My dick?

[@xXReogenagaXx]

He casts double jeopardy like it was a magic missile.

[@MMORPGFreaky]

lvl 100 illusion spell

[@Betrayerslayer]

Not to oj

[@weakness.detector]

he tried to conjure it, but had no mana

[@mikelong8057]

The dude was scrolling through his dialog options during those moments of awkward silence

[@curtismalik7621]

*DOUBLE JEOPERDAEHHH*

[@C3NT124LxT1M3]

I scroll through my dialog options just like that when my gf asks me shit like "If I didn't exist, would you still be with me?"

[@darthbombadil6774]

"May I go your honor" "No" *Speech not high enough*

[@FantasticExplorers]

😂

[@pointcuration1278]

"I take that as a threat. I want him held on the appropriate charge. I saw a mudcrab the other day. Disgusting creatures. Good day."

[@manofnomuscles5496]

So good

[@patrick5034]

Ok

[@Albatross0913]

"See you again in ten days. Hi! I don't know you and I don't care to know you."

[@spagandhi]

The fact the music changed to the battle theme was hilarious

[@willyoukindly7590]

😂

[@ShopHeirlooms]

Spagandhi 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@somekidfromchi]

😭 😂

[@jansenmccloud]

well thats the meme

[@spagandhi]

@@jansenmccloud indeed

[@iKomiX1]

2:09 *quack*

[@Vil_Lama]

Had me dying thanks dude 😂

[@Gamediril]

LOL, you're right, that's hilarious

[@PunisherFord]

🤣🤣 I'm on the floor dying

[@MagicMaster667]

Haven't laughed that hard in days, dude.

[@truesoulghost2777]

DOUBLE JEOPARDY

[@shadowmanproductions9639]

Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[@tyrstone3539]

Double jeopardy

[@dwightfry37]

"By the Divines you're the Gray Fox!" - Gaurd "Dubba Jeopardy!" - Champion of Cyrodiil

[@knowyourenemies7]

I am the Jarl's thane, I demand you let me go at once!

[@BiggRich95]

@Keaton Peirce i remember when i was your age playing oblivion kid. Its truly a masterpiece

[@martinjenik8116]

Then pay with your blood!!

[@Thesavagesouls]

This isn't Oblivion, it's skyrim. Double Jeopardy is a dragon shout.

[@AntiNihilist]

It doubles the crimes you have committed everytime you shout.

[@crosseyemcgee8964]

Imperial:" you will spend your time in jail" Redguard: " DOUBLE JEPARDY!"

[@joynelbonetdelgado4952]

He looks like a Breton to me

[@romanmarmalyukov4428]

Hahaha, at least spell Jeopardy right 😂

[@dahunlee_acousticguitar_covers]

'ThEn pAy wItH yOuR blOoD!'

[@veenam337]

Nawww sont put him with is redguards

[@definitelynotjasonmomoa]

@@veenam337 was.....was that english?

[@ghostkillergr2832]

Double Jeopardy

[@ahhhhmazing1]

*"daily double"* *LASER SOUNDS*

[@zackfairthepuppy]

I missed that part

[@jjbrown8174]

It’s my favorite game lol

[@maxd3480]

“Cause imma sue you, imma sue you now! Double jeopardy!” “I take that as a threat” “Double jeopardy!”

[@CosmicWaffle26]

That's the best part lol

[@razielthegoblinslayer4456]

I've got *L a w y e r s* your honor. Or should I say I've got *G u a r d s* your Highness.

[@frogman72davitto94]

Help! HELP!!! I'm being attacked!

[@JacobsTrash]

"I'm going to sue you." Judge: *threat detected*

[@Boulderpusher]

Pablo Escargot he was talking about the death threat not him saying he’ll sue

[@g.h7657]

@@Boulderpusher death threat? What are you on?

[@Boulderpusher]

G. H Bruh did you even watch the fucking video. You can’t hear the guy say it but the judge quotes him and says he said “I would take great joy in killing you” it’s at 3:07

[@g.h7657]

@@Boulderpusher yes. Did you even? After he was already out of court and in jail is when they said that happened. The cop told the judge. The judge brought him back inside TWICE for different issues that aren't actually issues. In other words they are getting a kick out of messing with the dude and trying to take more tax money for themselves. He didn't say it while in the judges presence. The judge claimed that saying "ill sue you" was the original threat.

[@Boulderpusher]

G. H actually I think we’re both wrong. At 1:48 he quotes the guy “when you’re finished with me you’ll be sorry.” that was the original threat

[@MattyMMW]

Hope he remembered to hold onto his last lockpick

[@laeloria9352]

i really felt the part where he said “PUNK BLARGHH PUNK BLALALA PUNK”

[@noahkelly6894]

Death grips?

[@ClickClack_Bam]

It's called jive. You're not meant to understand it.

[@yellowblanka6058]

@@ClickClack_Bam "Jive", lol, this isn't the 70's.

[@MapleMilk]

Man was really watching his episode of Jeopardy in 1999 and was like "Yeah, I'm gonna use that in court" The balls on that man

[@eeveegaming4798]

Double jeopardy is a real thing, you can’t get tried with the same crime twice

[@MapleMilk]

@@eeveegaming4798 You're right! I'm an idiot I studied this before

[@VVayVVard]

@@eeveegaming4798 Or rather you can't be charged for the same exact crime (incident) after you've already gotten an acquittal / conviction for said crime (incident)

[@Mr.Obongo]

This was 1999?! 😳 no don’t tell me 1999 looks like that now 😰

[@Mr.Obongo]

KOINCE How is that a good thing? And only 1990 is 30 years ago. 1999 is still just a little over 20 years ago.

[@HawksonGames]

2:20 the part where he is verbally crazy and almost passive physically makes it really an oblivion dialogue

[@vicecityrocks1]

Honestly that poor guy needs help, I can only imagine how fucked up it must be to have a tormented mind like that and just be stuck in the system. I hope he’s able to find peacefulness in life

[@samutalyist994]

"I'll take that as a threat" "DOUBLE JEOPARDY"

[@yxngafro1165]

""I take that as a threat-" "DouBle jeOpaRdy"

[@dahunlee_acousticguitar_covers]

the switch to combat music instantly made me think 'oh no, mudcrabs'

[@CookingwithClarks]

Enjoy that 100th like pal

[@dahunlee_acousticguitar_covers]

@@CookingwithClarks Have you heard of the high elves? ... Be seeing you.

[@erichuang7524]

“Have you ever heard of double jeopardy?” Mate, he’s a judge.

[@Smerdzy]

2:09 Judge: "Quack" Other dude: "Double Jeopardy"

[@universe1225]

Lmfao

[@silentfaux3638]

I'm fucking dying and idk why😂

[@onrode]

Wth was going on hahaha

[@rinnenggantiger8896]

The judge got nothin to say lmao

[@TheDaddyNick]

2:09 "Frank"

[@Forge17]

Sheesh things really went downhill for the Adoring Fan

[@age3801]

You know, city life -_-

[@fuku512]

Yeah he turned into a redguard.

[@Umbra_Nocturnus]

Double jeopardy will do that to a man.

[@weakness.detector]

u mean s** slave boy? nah, that's an improvement

[@NikoZego]

The battle music killed me, dude was just about to fast travel outta there too.

[@yyaakii]

To be honest, now you just need to put this music over something and it will sound stupid from the beginning

[@umaikeruna]

Yeah, it's getting over used.

[@Stachelbeeerchen]

Im so confused

[@Lucid_Waking]

Well you see, it's double jeopardy. Which is twice as the normal jeopardy.

[@pierrebe4492]

DOUBLE JEOPARDY!

[@ferrusmanus4013]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[@BarryaLLen-ik8bq]

He was charge with the crime twice that’s double jeopardy

[@mattl1962]

Dubble Jeperdee

[@dwightfry37]

"Stop you have violated the law! What happens next is up to you." Pay fine. Go to jail. Resist arrest. DOUBLE JEOPARDY!

[@Demos_Jeff]

Lol you don’t have to call a judge “sir” if you don’t want to.

[@Demos_Jeff]

Sham Mafia like I get that but a judge can’t punish you for not calling them “sir” both people in this video were way out of line

[@ajs7878]

Demanding respect is the only way some people can get it

[@dissonantprotean5495]

judge was a total asshole

[@Hot_Soupp]

@Sham Mafia That is not their courtroom. It's ours. The fact that you need to be overly respectful and kiss a judges ass to get fair treatment is the real problem here. That shit does not belong in a court of fucking law. Get these insecure old white men outta here.

[@Hot_Soupp]

@Sham Mafia There was no berating before the judge insisted he be referred to as "Sir". It's an obvious power trip. Everyone in just about every profession put in the time and effort to get where they are, that's irrelevant. The way someone talks to a judge should have absolutely no bearing on how severe/lenient the sentencing is. This is a free country, is it not? Why are so many people so willing to give away their freedoms to people that don't give a fuck about them? That being said, is being disrespectful a nice thing to do? Nah, of course not. Would I do it when unprompted? Nah. But I should have every right to do so if I choose, without legal repercussions.

[@larsdekoning1783]

He wanted to get out of there. But he couldn't fast travel. There where enemies nearby

[@jordanhardy6951]

Bro that power flex over saying sir was cringey as fuck

[@agentorange8530]

first it was Double Jeopardy at the end he tried to spin the wheel of fortune

[@Kronikalrag3]

Clearly this man has been visited by Daedra whilst being in prison , you can sense the fear in his voice.

[@sforsyth2911]

All for not saying "yes sir"

[@1guysdumbopinion669]

There was an Alikr Warrior In the heart of Tamriel Stolen from Hammerfell Brought to Cyrodil

[@Emorange1]

Went to skyrim Ambushed at the border

[@Emorange1]

But you gotta keep on saving No weapons gonna slow me down Gotta keep on running Oh no oh gotta keep on saving

[@conanthebarbarian6307]

"Call the judge and get some fudge" quest complete🏅 +100 speechcraft. Skooma buff negated.

[@samitasim2177]

Nike should sponsor this man, just do it!

[@Hyper1.]

For realz, "And Do It Now.!"

[@PunisherFord]

2:09 "Quack" 😂

[@AGRACUTA]

ah my home town, what a wacky funky town

[@wtfuredead]

nest of little crazy stuff

[@Cab00se90]

That was fucked up he tried to make him say ‘yes, sir’ Just antagonising him for no reason

[@anthonymcclain-skeen3066]

Yeah I thought that the same. But I highly doubt the intent was malicious. He easily could have forced him to do it.

[@TheNoobPube]

@@anthonymcclain-skeen3066 definitely malicious. Forcing a man to bow down to you and sacrifice his pride to you or youll take more time from his life. Its a wierd power trip

[@anthonymcclain-skeen3066]

@@TheNoobPube I'd agree if he actually forced him. I think he was meaning to establish what court conduct should be but paused once he saw it was a principal issue with the man. I got the hint that he had a moment and checked himself which is why I believe his true intent wasn't malicious

[@anthonymcclain-skeen3066]

@@TheNoobPube I think there is some mutual antagonism going on lol. I feel for the dude though but everyone knows you gotta pull it together in court

[@meevsdagr8er]

ah, he made a fool of the judge. By bringing up the question 'is that all my charges' it brings any of those cases under the aliases mentioned and in different states part of this case, which was dismissed. Now he can't get arrested for any of those crimes, double jeopardy

[@randomhiphop5055]

That guy was wrong but that judge is Definitely power tripping.

[@keondreevans2649]

He kept bringing him back 😂😂 then says " i want him charged with contempt of court get him out of here "

[@bryanf1091]

I hate Judges. He could have let him go in the beginning, but his pride was damaged.

[@TWOBITONEGUY]

That guy needed the 10 days without any drugs

[@TKanal3]

But lets be Real this also shows how broken our court system is

[@dstinnettmusic]

It’s true. Did you see the smile in the judge as he ruined this man’s life?

[@killaaks6165]

@@dstinnettmusic he went from 10 days to 21" wouldn't say he ruined his life

[@TBDF12]

@@killaaks6165 that's only in the original charge. He still was charged with terroristic threats and they practically coached him to plead nolo, when he clearly wasn't fit to make any informed decision.

[@elxero2189]

@@TBDF12 we shouldn't expect any less from those drunk on power

[@MoneyEyeGet]

Absolutely the fact he tried to make him say sir, but ridiculous. This same judge is on fb with videos showing him giving people breaks (about 4/5 years)

[@Tyzen7]

**Redguard attempts speechcraft to bribe Imperial Magistrate** Fails, and gets sent to the Imperial City Prison

[@joec2767]

Fake: Bethesda would never pay to have Robert De Niro voice the judge

[@matthew8153]

Joe C They paid for Patrick Stewart to voice the emperor.

[@readdescriptionforanaughty3344]

this is the first time I've seen a negative court hearing with this judge.

[@itypethetruthnobshere8975]

these judges are outta hand. Demanding to be called "sir" a true POS

[@fatherfintanstack8810]

You obviously haven't seen any judge Caprio. If you had, you might be singing a different tune. I agree that many judges are out of hand, but you haven't seen Caprio's usual demeanor. He's really fair and forgiving, dismisses many tickets, but doesn't take shit. Can't let people walk over you and take kindness for weakness. Search his videos and see.

[@bcleste]

@@fatherfintanstack8810 I've seen his other videos and was shocked and disgusted in the way he behaved in this video. He got off on that guy apologizing at the end. I never realized what a piece of shit he was until seeing this.

[@meeklynobody3230]

Compared to all the other pos judges he's not that bad, but then again the pegging wasent so bad at least he had the senserity to spit on my chocolate starfish first.

[@dizzymansdream]

yeah that was wack. It seemed like he was trying to demean the guy

[@fatherfintanstack8810]

@@dizzymansdream That dude needed to be taken down a few notches and shown how to respect others. I may be in the minority here, and I get that there's better ways of tactfully handing people like that... The judge wasn't perfect, but this dude needs to be taught some manners too

[@DudeManGuy]

This guy really likes jeapordy

[@ChimpScape]

Such a legend this guy! If I was the judge, I would have dropped all charges and released him after he shouted "Double jeopardy!" in the mic xD

[@squick1842]

2:11 "Double Jeapordyyyyyy" Best deliver ever!

[@CJW0056]

When you forget the judge's fudge

[@pointcuration1278]

You're polluting my street

[@bjaxfl]

2:10 double jeopardy!! That must of been the “intimidation” option 😂

[@onrode]

I love how he says Double Jeopardy!

[@snugsmug]

judge: i take that as a threat! man: im a thane though. you gotta let me go

[@dantim1001]

Can't believe i never saw that Pryor skit...

[@jeanlucdiscard]

"Is that the last of my charges your honor?" Yes I believe it is "Thank you very much. *walks away, then runs back to the mic* J/K, DOUBLE JEPOARDYYYYYYY YOUR HONOR, DOUBLEEE JEPOARDYYYYYYY!!!!"

[@claudetschepen2583]

hahahahahahaha

[@BrosephPR]

"You will be sorry" Judge: NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

[@joemignogna6486]

This is hilarious. Kinda sad that he charged this guy with threatening him. Such cowards

[@TheWazupian]

Never seen a judge without a god complex

[@landbeforetimeee]

You should watch that Judge's other clips, he's one of the fairest dudes out there.

[@michaelw234]

Yeah which made it pretty funny to see him be such an absolute prick. Dudes not all mentally there... but that “threatened me” like come on man. That wasn’t physical. This dudes a PoS. I kinda had a weird feeling about the dude. He’s not a good guy he likes the fame and love of being good

[@Bankable2790]

You can't threaten judges man.

[@Bankable2790]

You certainly can't let these types of petty criminal threaten judges, at least

[@burtonmatterhorn]

Never called him sir though For the WIN

[@OscarJamess]

Think he thinks double jeopardy is a uno reverse card

[@dilly2000]

Ego vs mental illness.

[@mr.0lvera922]

"You trying to slide in the DM's?"

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

Mr. 0lvera PARDON?!

[@joemon7463]

@@darknightmike10yearsago you know, twitter.

[@darknightmike10yearsago]

Xevekle yup

[@profblack]

“I got lawyers your honour!” Where are they then?

[@MrSativacyborg]

That judge is an evil man, smiling while sentencing..

[@mattl1962]

Ego was hurt from a rambling mental health patient who is probably wrongfully sentenced. Just about sums up power structures.

[@maxsinventions8913]

Yeah, would be a nice time to save the game and go on a rampage.

[@vkak1]

Not sure if y'all trolling, but that judge is actually insanely lenient if you watch some of his sentences. It's called something in Providence or something like that....but this dude legit acted like a fool against the judge.

[@EVRYTHNGBEAUTIFUL]

Karas Akatsuki caught in providence it’s in the bottom left

[@mattl1962]

@@vkak1 acting like a fool and in contempt of court =/= prison sentence. They're punishing them, for what? They're already going to jail, already don't care and know nobody cares about them. They have nothing to lose and nothing to gain from the system.

[@gabbyjohnson8372]

My mans said “I activate my trap card double jeopardy, which activates my other trap card double jeopardy, which indicted you with double jeopardy, which activates my next trap card...double jeopardy, and puts my lawyer in attack mode and directly attacks your life points with double jeopardy!”

[@ino7604]

Keeps trying to cast double jeopardy even though it has no effect on the judge class and very little effect on law builds in general

[@mackijs1]

He’s egging on the foolish judge to argue that he has suffered some injustice. Smart move

[@emperor9615]

he refused to pay the court a fine and got mad when he had to serve his sentence

[@christophzeit6282]

So did he ever find out about double jeopardy?!

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Now *THAT* is what I call double jeopardy

[@GenericInternetter]

To be fair, he didn't threaten the judge in the context that actually constitutes a threat. He threatened to sue the judge. That's not really a threat in the sense of harm, kill, etc.

[@theweekendwhacker5607]

Thank you algorithm

[@MikeyMikeHq]

I lost on jeopardy

[@amannewman8927]

U EVER HEARD OF DOBLE JEOPARDY U WILL FIND OUT WAT DOBLE JEOPARDY IS

[@zaolodyckm2296]

He used double jeopardy skill 10 times in less than 1 minute. Thats impressive! Only pro player can do that.

[@YaBoiJeffe]

He threatened him with legal action. That is a legal threat.

[@InanisNihil]

its not.. people threaten to sue and take legal action all the time.. if they purse it.. and they are right.. gg on them.. if wrong.. it wont stand or lose the suit... the judge here is clearly abusing his powers and should actually be jailed himself for one.. YES SIR vs YEA this is ignorant and has NO PLACE IN COURT. .. u cant hold someone just case they dont call say yes sir. . clearly the judge is insecure and trying to flex... also as a judge.. he is either ignorant of the law he is suppose to uphold or is intentional again.. abusing his power to "flex" people in power that do things like this were they effect peoples live via shit like this.. should fking die.. literally fking die.. they are trash.. they fk with peoples lives.. well fk their lives too then.... if i was in that audience i would have call this bs out... fk that judge.. trash bitch.. he can go burn in hell (which i dont believe in) xb

[@Nomadir]

Maa'Quchii I wonder how flustered the judge would have got if the guy would have responded with “yes massa”

[@InanisNihil]

@@Nomadir not good.. cause the judge based on what his own actions.. would have then use that against that man as well.. cause to me... the judge would have realized the guy knew what the judge was doing.. that the guy was playing along as a sarcastic manner... basically when ur being trolled and u play along with it.. it pisses off trolls.. right... so the judge to save his ego would have pulled the race card... then could accuse him for defamation... which in reality is also bullshit butt if u dont know the laws urself.. judges just like police as we know.. can take advantage of ur ignorance to the laws... u dont understand how much i hate shit like this...

[@svenkamog2232]

Judge was on a ego trip, he didn't like it when he didn't call him sir...

[@cahns5025]

Not much to honor when you aren't working and when you are working what is it that you put on that deserves a response to be called sir at work

[@xCestLaVie1]

Why was the judge power tripping hard, what a small man.

[@oduneyeman]

all that skooma

[@nolongerhuman13]

Double Jeopardy is on right after double wheel of fortune

[@fussel676]

Judge was pissed because dude didn't say sir? Bruh

[@truesoulghost2777]

They tend to do that sometime

[@grindorsguns]

It’s not oblivion NPC dialogue without the background music 🎶

[@grindorsguns]

Double Jeopardy lol 😂

[@AsdfAsdf-jd6tj]

Could of been a Dave Chappel skit

[@kb2825]

Legend has it he's still saying double jeopardy

[@alexanderredhorse1297]

the judge would be wrong. no threats were made and no evidence to prove he was being threatened by definition of a threat.

Those fragile us justices are so embarassing and corrupt. Rediculous

[@appletherapy3492]

They are very proud. Saw a video about one being pulled over by a cop and the judge was like “do you know who I am? Go run the tag, you don’t know who your dealing with.” I’m just like, dude, your a judge. You’re under the law too. Nobody should be above the law.

[@truesoulghost2777]

Quack

[@g.h7657]

@@appletherapy3492 well they are above the law as criminals such as judges and police control it..

[@g.h7657]

@ the people have 0 freedom and the government has total freedom. Slavery..

@@g.h7657 🤦‍♂️

[@martinbeaubien440]

He has not one, but multiple lawyers. Thinking one of them would’ve advised him to stfu.

[@liveforjesus4557]

Jokes aside, that judge is a scumbag. He wanted to specifically hear "yes sir", then he took "I'll sue you" as a threat.. respect and love to the black guy from Russia, I hope he comes to the Lord God through Jesus ❤️✝️☦️🙌

[@user-nh1og5hy1u]

He didnt threaten to kill or hurt judge he was talking about sueing. Hes just guilty of not being as smart and clear.

[@Irithyllian]

I was laughing at this at the start. But god look at our court system. A judge can pull someone back in and throw all those extra charges on someone who is snapping emotionally and then giving him more charges based on a toxic ‘threat’ to two people at the jail.. like good lord judge grow the hell up and understand the people you’re sentencing are losing their shit. Lol

[@JTMConceptions]

Call the Judge, and get some fudge: Quest Failed. New Quest Objective: Investigate Double Jeopardy

[@miguelconti2304]

JTM Conceptions XD

[@soulroach6531]

Hmmm...chose the Red Guard this play through. Interesting

[@Honeyy.B223]

DOUBLE JEOPARDY

[@bryanbarrera1561]

Lmao !! I don’t even know what he means but...DOUBLE JEOPARDY

[@sithdestroya]

If this was actually Oblivion dialogue then he'd be in jail sooner! The guards would've ran to his location as soon as he committed any crime! Hopefully this court is patched soon

[@technicaIIyspeaking]

In the blink of an eye he went from working man with attitude problem to screaming prison inmate

[@ianmiles6813]

how is telling someone your going to sue them a threat?

[@Albatross0913]

The threat was when he first walked away and said "I'm gonna make you sorry" and then again when he said he'd enjoy killing the cop and judge.

[@RedSiegfried]

He could have let it go with ten days, but he decided he was gonna be KEEPIN IT REAL.