Octodad but I'm more deadly than dadly

[@TheIrishDino]

Kevin's CV: Professional Theme Park Builder Cult Leader Loving Octopus Father

[@alwerako647]

And a Chef

[@nicolasgarant9124]

Master of Mole People

[@apeachonahill8059]

Dino The TRex your forgetting bread boy, city builder, grave digger and a vandal neighbour

[@WhyTho-xq9qc]

Don't forget murderous giant cop

[@yolkeggs]

Dino The TRex Beautiful

[@TnvTablet]

If Kevin adopts 8 people does that mean he also is an octodad

[@wryderz]

Tnv Tablet holy shit

[@oof8279]

Mind *blown*

[@B3anb01]

👌🏻👌🏽👌🏾👌🏿

[@WolfPackPrime]

@@toxxic_rain_8621 No, adopts is correct.

[@toxxic_rain_8621]

@@WolfPackPrime ...you do realize I wasn't correcting his spelling...?

[@UnluckyGunner]

Fun fact an octopus can force its body to fit through any size whole as long as its beak and fit

[@LulitaInPita]

Cool!

[@entirelynotfrank9393]

What A Loser

[@kidckn]

@@entirelynotfrank9393 your one to talk

[@YourDad-dh6fj]

It's not so fun a fact when you become filled with octopi, who came through your nose, eardrums (with some difficulty) and other unmetionables

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

hole*

[@chaosmastermind]

"You're in safe hands...." Well.... "You're in hands..." umm.. "Let's get this over with.". LOL

[@stayr10sevely7]

0:15 "You wouldn't be a dad without a pipe, would you?" Why is no one talking about this amazing dad joke

[@endeityloon136]

for some reason i'm losing it about the one kid knowing their dad was an octopus and she was just chill with it the entire time. kid of the fucking year

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

If you were born into a world with an octopus dad,why would you have a problem with it? You’d just see it as normal,it’s all you know

[@lordzerra8268]

You are actually the pinacle of such different but good content

[@cordialbugg]

“sneak into the ladies’s room? oh, i thought that it was only my dad that did that!” 1:04

[@jameswent48]

ladies*

[@wingedhussars2833]

lol my dad did the same thing

[@alexg8816]

As a protest against a lack of comedy night and Gary's mod I will be listing my favourite octopus jokes: What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? - Itenticle. What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi How do you make an octopus laugh? - You give it ten-tickles. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? - Because the octopus was well armed What do you call a busy octopus? - Octopied Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus? - He got inked up. Also (because apparently this gets you likes) - Bore Ragnarok

[@blackdrphil569]

Hey I want likes! Bore Ragnar? Anybody? *please*

[@wonderwoman27forever57]

Got to say, the octopi was the best one

[@iamnotabuddhist9284]

No now you have to say is mole available to talk

[@clara.p]

It's not octopi nor octopuses. It's octopussies.

[@dallas2586]

alex ganvir lmao bore ragnarok

[@tjurti6803]

The weird moment you realize the kids played surgeon simulator 11:46

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

sturgeon simulator*

[@SketchUT]

Trey Walker I hate that you broke my yawn because I laughed too hard at that

[@obamanewsnetwork914]

I’m sure that Kevin would be a wonderful asset to any army

[@Gizmo-ls8pp]

If they don't want to play nice. We'll just give em the kevacken.

[@obamanewsnetwork914]

Pledge

[@rilmar2137]

Or it would be like "I have an army" "We have Kevin"

[@davidlaurel3427]

Kevin is the army

[@Gizmo-ls8pp]

I hate you Rilmar. I hate you.

[@Tyrant335]

Hey Kevin could you please play a game with so many mods that it's unrecognizable?

[@oof8279]

U mean *Gary's Mod* right?

[@octopie5610]

he did that with skyrim

[@blizzy6427]

King Batman, try: left for dead 2 but it's destroyed by mods

[@goosifyed9717]

But what about gta?

[@jelz1643]

Callmekevin, more like, callmedaddy

[@blackdrphil569]

I wish my wife would call me back, it's been 8 weeks.

[@cynthiaaaa5204]

Jelz Best one yet❤️

[@clara.p]

y e s

[@jelz1643]

@@cynthiaaaa5204 thanks lol

[@jelz1643]

@@blackdrphil569 I want to see my kids too

[@birgit7433]

09:52 i don't know why, but this gets me everytime XD

[@nathanguay3043]

Kevin isn't as good a dad as Jim Pickens because Kevin's kids aren't aliens, vampires, or dead.

[@lucianSom]

or older than him

[@Cameron115]

But what (or who) are his kids?

[@art_and_sh.t4265]

Or projects

[@awkwardCaleb]

Or all three.

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

They’re probably half octopus

[@secondhandtuber5608]

"All dads should be able to go through a hole that size" - Kevin 2018 (0:33)

[@amywebb359]

You've heard of octodad now get ready for squid father edit: All of these were great. Besides yours,Lucy McCurdy. Get on top of the fridge.

[@LitoraLee]

What about dolphinpapa

[@Twonkae]

Whalepapi

[@lucymccurdy9974]

tentacle daddy

[@atmidnightdearleader1882]

Jellypapa

[@WretchedRedoran]

what about cuttlefish begetter

[@e.p59]

Kevin: “my eyes are up here pervert!” *starts giving him a lap dance*

[@magicalmysterytour]

Octodad but is Mole is available to talk ?

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

uhhh no.

[@irlbaby]

omg

[@indigoray6693]

“Uh sure why not?”

[@px9720]

wat

[@oof8279]

😂

[@callmecloudy6225]

Hey Octodad, is Mole available to talk?

[@toxogandhi]

Dad bod looks nothing as I expected. And I'm older than you. Can you adopt me anyway? Surely that's acceptable for the cult.

[@klubpenguin1143]

If I were to kidnap someone, I would break their legs first. Like if you agree!

[@totallythetruepancakeboi6329]

As long as there's no hunting frogs XD

[@himynameismaryyy]

Biologist: “What a load of carp!”

[@Ellie_Martinez]

Kevin : All dad's should be able to fit through a hole that size

[@clara.p]

which one? :))

[@slyseal2091]

Thats why Octodad probably wasnt their real dead, huh?

[@jameswent48]

dads*

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

11:46: Sturgeon simulator-A sturgeon is a fish :D

[@teengroot9279]

Octodad but I'm Octorad

[@lennysummers6970]

Fortnite but I’m gay

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Sims 4 but I'm a cult leader

[@xdsuprwood3580]

WoW but i don't spend 1000s of dollars

[@elchompo6114]

Incredible

[@maliciousintent7884]

that was octobad

[@santinoaldo]

The ironic part is I’m eating calamari while watching this.

[@NurseInTraining]

Lol

[@edelomeara2345]

Im gonna leave the likes a 69

[@LisavanAmersfoort]

Please adopt me. Or atleast allow me to your cult.

[@acidrain144ify]

Isn't that the same thing?

[@matthew5145]

No

[@ceoofclowns4966]

Me too?

[@typicalloudparrot1744]

Adult = ADopt cULT ADULT ME

[@globalkiller1738]

Me too

[@BeastBoy-xz7ww]

Ahhhhhhhhh i love the daily videos of call me dad

[@alongnamewithnodirectconte3133]

Oh Kevin! That's not how you spell ticket!

[@miragepoppies]

"All dads should be able to go through a hole that size" - Kevin taken out of context

[@alexg8816]

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? - Itenticle

[@blackdrphil569]

alex ganvir What do you call two humans that look exactly the same. Homosapiens times 2 LMAO

[@alexg8816]

@@blackdrphil569 more like boresapiens am I right?

[@blackdrphil569]

alex ganvir You call that a f*ckin joke? What am I to you? A maggot?

[@TheRPGentleman]

What do you actually call two octopuses? *Octopi!* Because that's the plural of octopus! HAHAHA!

[@oof8279]

Get outta here

[@paintedparadox4664]

I can’t express how much I love the way Octodad moves

[@viciousvaher3214]

FINALLY Kevin reveals himself to be the dilf we all thought he was anyway

[@eliteofartorias9162]

Chilli-flavored bleach uh....feck no

[@chilli-flavoredbleach7679]

Elite Of Artorias It must be exhausting lying to yourself everyday.

[@eliteofartorias9162]

You guys got that big gae. Miss me with that shit.

[@alyssa7fold]

I need a video dedicated just to Kevin's laugh, minimum of an hour and 14 minutes long.

[@Teddy_B3ar]

Is moving your tentacles harder than being a...... bread?

[@Joemamma664]

Deep

[@animaistop3856]

going WAAAY too deep with those tentacles over there bud...

[@mmuhee151]

I’ve had this question for a really long time

[@reyumo2045]

Hey Kevin, I know you probably won't see this but thank you for this upload, my dog/best friend has just had surgery and hopefully he'll make it through the night. Thank you for making this a little easier to bear :)

[@randomguy2.083]

*Octodad but kevin is my dad*

[@WombatSteve]

more like bore: ragnarok

[@agamerlord9560]

more like rag borenorok

[@widowswail888]

3:17 Kevin is a 9 year old confirmed

[@________stephens8251]

thank you kevin, i get panic attacks and your videos always help me through them

[@volantico9634]

The title in Kevin video is getting better and better

[@AubreyMK]

please adopt me, i need a daddy to handle me like you handled that last patient

[@wryderz]

ミキーユトMeKillYouTo thanks, i hate it!

[@Ruefintheshark]

I want Kevin to be my dad, his dad skills are just on point.😂

[@JediMasterYoda66]

love you, serial-daddy

[@captain_awesome2134]

Dad! It's your long lost brother!

[@StaticDreads]

"I think he jumped the shark" "I will kill you" Lmaooo 😂

[@turles6268]

Static Shock THANK YOU! I didn’t know wtf that guy even said until I saw your comment. PICKENS BLESS!

[@nighthunter9638]

7:29 damn it man you had a perfect chance to say amnosia

[@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149]

Octodad? More like Octo Ragnarok. Hey, I tried alright?

[@LavenderReynolds]

Go to sleep then

[@mellojello43]

Go to sleep speedwagon

[@patrickbeart7091]

He'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds

[@evanlavery9788]

Speedwagon!

[@spacetiger5600]

More like.... BORE RAGNAROK

[@sorox1234]

My dad's name is Kevin, so calling you dad even if you're a year younger than me just feels...right.

[@chefbigdog3404]

I wanna call Kevin daddy tho...

[@adriennestrrr]

Chef Big Dog SToPpP mAkE it StOpPppPpPP

[@benpietersma9501]

9:50 the way the doctor comes in 😂

[@zeusymoosey3348]

Call you dad? Okay daddy 😊

[@redrangerrr558]

Oh god please no!

[@adriennestrrr]

RedRangerRR stOp It StOPPpPppP

[@boogiepoet]

Watching this just cheered me up so much! Thank you Kevin

[@lilgr1ng0]

Octodad but the dad went through the hole that size Now there's Octobro

[@dexis9412]

“I know it’s your first time but it’s my first time too” Oh well I feel much better now

[@owenbaker8811]

ur channel is fecking awesome love ya kevin, and please play crash trilogy would love to see that but still think ur awesome funny no matter wat thank u so much u legend :) !!!!!!!!

[@apotato9894]

Now I know my dad wasn't crazy, carrying a small section of industrial piping with him everywhere he went. Thank you, Kevin.

[@sherpaxstan]

Adopt me please, my father left when I was 3 and never came back. I'm an adult now but I still have daddy issues.

[@KyloWen04]

Pyro?

[@sherpaxstan]

@@KyloWen04 Who

[@KyloWen04]

@@sherpaxstan Pyrocinical. His father is in jail.

[@sherpaxstan]

@@KyloWen04 Nope. Mine is in another country.

[@chloehunter3428]

The next time I ever flirt with anyone (haha next time - like there's ever been a FIRST time) I'm going to wrap my body around them and call them a pervert

[@user-bv3gw4zp3y]

Jokes on them Kevin is the only real daddy

[@SlayerxDD]

no Jim Pickens is

[@user-bv3gw4zp3y]

Both of them are equally daddy

[@user-bv3gw4zp3y]

THE1NONLY1 it’s a joke from when he played resident evil 7

[@ccrane693]

When the police found kevin after the crash: 8:29

[@deathnoks2461]

i accept this offer for a new dad, please send over the paperwork ASAP

[@Haliceph]

I find it so sweet that Kevin loved this game enough to not only complete it but show off workshop mods and bonus content

[@doopydarp1027]

Keep doing what you’re doing Kevin. It’s entertaining so many of us. And it’s helping a lot of us through our problems. (Maybe not a lot... but at least me)

[@beckthenut]

Since you're the dadliest(Nyeh heh heh. Puns) catch, I volunteer for being adopted!!! But I'm a handful so...😂😂😂 Also could you hurry with the paperwork? My schedule is a little tight playing video games right now. 😂

[@obamanewsnetwork914]

Dear great leader please let Kevin have some free time, he’s killing all our people

[@infinite_cats1204]

I've been so ill with a fever and an infection this past week and your videos are like the gold at the end of a rainbow. Hahaha thank you 🙌😂

[@caroc.2259]

I think that woman shouldn’t have gotten donuts. She should’ve gotten.... *PUDDING*

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

I don't get it

[@smoothsnailing2161]

Thanks for the upload *”Dad”* ☺️

[@mr.unfunny9368]

Dad more like bore ragnorok

[@sleepyboiuwu6815]

Bore ragnarok more like rore bagnarok

[@garfieldsenpai]

wolfsmaul-GER gore gnagarook more like goro naragnock

[@thotbusters1654]

Jim Pickens.

[@Cameron115]

@@thotbusters1654 Jim Pickens? More like Jim Picone

[@Cameron115]

@I like Memes , I don't

[@Smartguy027]

Ok so the nursing section having you deal with needy, nervous, and rude patients was hilariously true to life for a story his kids were making up.

[@dontknowdontcare1934]

For real props for that Title name its clever

[@oof8279]

*you have pressed.......... All the buttons*

[@BrandonReck]

9:52 *MANNERS, NIGEL!*

[@jeepercreepers9]

"It's like Surgeon Simulator" You should look up the name of the surgeon in that game

[@maritiafeighan7129]

More deadly than dadly eh? That dad joke was deadly

[@stetson_newsie2600]

And your dead joke was dadly.

[@akufromthefuture7159]

A radical new medical procedure. Pretty much the typical care you receive at any average American hospital.. THIS MAN IS A MIRACLE WORKER!!!

[@Slaint]

Hey Kevin is mole available to talk

[@virus_v73]

That was one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in ages! Underrated! 😉

[@BoogerBoy365]

Daddy Kevin

[@Culjamo10]

This is gonna sound really damn corny, but honestly, Thank you Kevin, and the community, for making me laugh out of my mind every video a time! It really helped me realize that I don't need fake friends for happiness. I subscribed to this hilarious channel for the content I first saw all most a year back, and have not been disappointed as it has made me laugh countless amounts of time and the content has always stayed engaging and extremely amusing! Thank you.

[@maritiafeighan7129]

Sneak into the ladies room... Demonitized KZbin: no monitize it or else the great Jim pickens will curse thee

[@katelynncole2371]

but kevin.... ur my YT dad :(

[@originalname8037]

9:33 is it just me or is the dude on the O.R table dabbing?

[@milomessing5611]

He is. 😄

[@traskforge]

Fuck you

[@clara.p]

holy fuck

[@kevingenaro3386]

Kevin hasn't been the same ever since he started uploading daily, I think it's taking a toll on him

[@kascade7011]

5:22 *I'm already tracer*

[@leannknight7356]

Adoption you said? i'm interested... 10/10 would get adopted by you. Best dad jokes and skills ever.

[@maritiafeighan7129]

Make a mess Kevin walks in the room 5 secs later What did you do?!!

[@clareyee]

I won't let this chance pass. *PLEASE ADOPT ME, KEVIN*

[@Gayceon]

*dances* time to go home alone..... Hurray.....

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

Hurray! Loneliness!

[@hlaselnh]

"All dads should be able to go through a hole that size" Time for a Kevin out of context compilation?

[@xdsuprwood3580]

Parents these days i tell ya.

[@void__8302]

"Sneak into the ladies room? Oh I thought only my dad did that! Good to know it's a normal dad thing"

[@Wuffa57]

Kevin can you adopt me please?

[@keithsosa9677]

Kevin this is one of my favorite series I’ve seen you do!! 😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

[@toric.7732]

5:22 Not even Octodad can chose who's gonna be Tracer smh

[@catmandew7431]

You saw that to lol

[@jameswent48]

whose*

[@jameswent48]

whose*

[@pyroblade452]

anyone else see the mom and think of the octopus dad and that ending at the aquarium and think "i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going..." no? overused joke? i'll just see myself out, awesome vid as always kev love ya bro!

[@dannynuge4179]

Love this video game when u play it

[@nicolekomenda2134]

I'm sure many people want to" CallMeDaddy " when it comes to Kevin

[@toxicviol3nce997]

Legend has it if you're early enough Kevin replies..

[@weronikadel5685]

Its true, happened to me

[@thatangryoctopus5826]

That's just an urban legend to scare kids into behaving

[@Cameron115]

@@thatangryoctopus5826 why would that scare them? Tho I agree that it's just an urban legend, however @The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens, may reply

[@thatangryoctopus5826]

@@Cameron115 cause what does Kevin do all day? He kills people in video games and create destruction in every game he plays so why wouldn't he do the same in the comments

[@Cameron115]

@@thatangryoctopus5826 no reason but I'd be ok if that happened and I know several people that would agree with it happening to them

[@jesentry5339]

11:27 OBRA! *Violently chucks patient onto wheelchair handles*