Odd Story from 9-Year-Old Girl Convicts Woman 27 Years After Murder | Annette Cahill Case Analysis

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[@tripledair]

I just read the title and I’m already speculating about what could be happening in a situation like this.

[@pattiellen5339]

*😂*

[@z2akuma]

😂

[@ircjesselee]

And it just might lead to an interesting dialog.

[@tripledair]

@@ircjesselee just might

[@elvisneedsboats3714]

Well, as long as you’re not diagnosing anyone 😂

[@johnbauman4005]

I'm only speculating about what I should be doing instead of watching Dr. Grande.

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

😂😂😂😂

[@constitutionalli7522]

Allow me to offer my analysis: You should be watching Dr. Grande while simultaneously being productive in other areas of life and simulations like life. 😂

[@carpathianken]

*Unless you look like that guy at **9:17** I wouldn't be too worried about what you're doing.*

[@paulperry7091]

@@carpathianken Jail tattoos should disqualify witnesses.

[@carpathianken]

@@paulperry7091 I'm pretty sure that moustache he's got going on re-establishes his credibility as a reliable witness.

[@gcarson19]

"...very low partner selection standards." Dr. Grande is one of my favorite no BS wordsmiths.

[@awkwardautistic]

Yeah, I suffered from the same thing for awhile.

[@gabrielleandrew542]

Annette certainly did have low partner selection standards… and boy did she pay for it . I am amazed she was convicted given the flimsy evidence in this case . The recollections of a nine year old girl twenty seven years after the fact . That seems just insane . Very disturbing. One hopes an appeal is occurring

[@archerkn2413]

@@gabrielleandrew542 They couldn't even get this trial into a proper courtroom, so something tells me they probably are also lacking in the proper appeals process!🥴

[@lilykatmoon4508]

This one had me rolling too 😂😂😂😂😂

[@LoJo]

Seriously. Was he the only man in town???

[@KrilleCaveman]

"Anette had dreams of owning a bar with the murder victim, now she has to settle for being behind bars" 😂 those dry puns always gets me 😂😂

[@primesspct2]

Upon making a similar type joke to a friend, I was told; " you are not funny, you really should just give up trying to be". I said I thought it was funny!! LOL I thought his joke was funny too, all the more funny with the deadpan delivery!! As for me I keep trying to be funny, though I fear there is truth in my friends advice. Or maybe we are just sophisticated jokers?! One can hope? LOL

[@Nick-ue9um]

every time with the puns lol

[@dicedrice7216]

This analysis needs a flowchart and a laser pointer to keep track of all the bizarre connections!

[@catherinegriessel56]

Whole town related

[@steveeuphrates-river7342]

Wow... hard to follow all the players without a programme

[@steph7738]

Do I need a paper & pen??

[@ekl9573]

😅

[@paulperry7091]

That's what HE said!

[@mj4193]

Dude must've had mad game, because I don't get it

[@jimh6254]

​@@mj4193neither do I 😂

[@mikeballard8404]

You know it's a classy bar when they have a morning and evening shift.

[@pamelamyers9613]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gen-X-Memories]

No doubt. An alcoholic's paradise.

[@suzimonkey345]

🤣😂🤣

[@Nylak-Otter]

Morning usually finishes cleaning everything, restocks, and preps for the later shift, especially if they also serve food. It doesn't mean that it's open to customers. At my place of business we're only open to customers from noon to 5 pm, but I'm often there from 7 am to 7 pm. General workers work from 8-11 and 12-6.

[@Gen-X-Memories]

@@Nylak-Otter There's a place called Johhny Zips where I'm from that is open 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 days a year. I was a salesman for a Budweiser distributorship many years ago and the co-worker that serviced that bar said it wasn't uncommon to see a drunk with his head on the table at 10 in the morning.

[@Traderjoe]

That witness guy was the weirdest looking person I’ve seen in a long time. He seemed fake. It was jarring seeing him.

[@gemlayne1400]

Skeletor

[@Mili-bedili]

edit: according to some other commenters, he's recovering from a burn accident

[@tallblonde1976]

Yes, you described it exactly!

[@MetsterAnn]

@@Mili-bediliPossibly but he just looks skinny and toothless to me. I didn’t really see scars.

[@4seasons546]

@@Mili-bedili - I noticed the ears & thought possibly a burn accident. But the face skin appears smooth. Either way the general striking appearance is not one of health and well-being.

[@lindas5964]

A complex Venn diagram was required to understand this case

[@gingersmith2888]

Thanks. I’m scrolling through the comments first, and think I will skip this video based on your comment and others that are similar.

[@Rusty-Metal]

What a jury. I always burn my black candles when confessing my darkest sins.

[@BlankBrain]

The people on that jury can vote too.

[@jimmieroan9881]

yeah, especially to an empty room, maybe she was talking to ghosts

[@Cometcast12]

We don’t prosecute crimes based on hearsay. If we did, anyone could put anyone else they hated in jail just by making something up about them. Hearsay is not considered evidence at all. Dr. Grande is right, this is an abnormal trial for allowing it

[@NudePostingConspiracyTheories]

Best and most intelligent comment ever.

[@gary-rr7jp]

And after she just murdered someone? Please.

[@Lil_Twiggy69]

Personally I couldn’t even tell you what’s happening in a situation like this, let alone speculate

[@suzimonkey345]

☺️

[@cathybutcher4826]

😂

[@adele865]

🤣

[@shawnbryan3822]

😂 lol

[@LilyFlowers-hh3sc]

Lol

[@HypocritesExposd]

Guilty based on two non-credible witnesses with no one to corroborate their stories? To me, this one is a rare not guilty.

[@BobbiGail]

The "beyond a reasonable doubt" could surely come to play here. Guilty is supposed to surpass a reasonable doubt. Of course, "reason" these days is suspect, too.😮

[@landofthelivingskies3318]

It's a travesty of justice thru and thu. The judge should have stepped in denied the verdict. It's a 30 yr old case with no substantial evidence except heresy from unreliable witnesses. I hope some kind of justice group comes to her aid

[@ebayerr]

What I want to know is, did the guy who said he saw Annette burn her clothes, give the same statement to the cops back in 1992?

[@jaymike3302]

​@@ebayerr No. He said someone told him he saw her burning something but not sure what.

[@lisaconner7609]

"Annette had no experience roofing, and it showed"~

[@carpathianken]

When Annette offered the hitman payment & asked him where the shingle was after he used Corey's head to hit a home run his response was *"It's on the house"*

[@Tina06019]

Packs of roofing shingles are very heavy. My young son can move those packs twice as fast as I can. I suspect she bailed after less than two hours because she couldn’t lift and carry those packs at a reasonable speed - which makes me wonder if she were strong enough to beat a powerful young man to death. Maybe she was - or maybe he was incapacitated by drugs or booze. Or perhaps he was killed by someone else.

[@tylerhiggins3522]

@@Tina06019 you'd think impact damage would tell them how hard the hits were, angle could have possibly given them a batter height.

[@deigamohamed707]

😂😂😂

[@miscellaneousinterests]

It’s insane to me that Jessica’s testimony was taken seriously when Kayla said she doesn’t remember ANY OF IT?! Absolute miscarriage of justice

[@snowmiaow]

Agree. Evidence is slim.

[@MrStringybark]

Her lousy cheap lawyer was the prosecutors best strategy along with a credulous American jury.

[@ellis7622]

Yeah this is a seriously screwed up case. How can you convict someone of murder from only two witness testimonies that are both extremely suspect? I feel so bad for this woman.

[@lenkacfk7155]

And why wasn't the hair found in Cory's hands DNA tested when they reopened the case? That should have been the evidence they needed, either to convict or clear her!

[@thestraydog]

That should have been one of the first things they tested imo​@@lenkacfk7155

[@elizabethhamm5320]

If I was on the jury, I would have voted for an acquittal. Common sense leads me to believe that Annette is guilty. However, I’m not entirely convinced. This case isn’t like OJ

[@jimmieroan9881]

wow, you mentioned oj in a murder case, why not bring trump into it, you could accuse him of something, just get someone to lie a little.

[@JP-ht6nm]

Listen to the evidence again. Lol

[@Fletchlives247]

That's cuz one is guilty, the other not so much

[@Gallop4Me]

I need a playbook to follow all these characters!😮

[@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206]

It's nice to see all these comments as with my adhd and intrusive thoughts, it's hard to stay focused. I'm glad I wasn't the only one having trouble with the huge cast of characters!

[@Nylak-Otter]

As a Missourian, moving to Branson and buying a bar sounds like a decision I'd make if everything in my life had gone wrong and I was finally ready to wallow in hellish misery rather than "big plans." Oof.

[@MEL2theJ]

My family owns land in Branson Missouri. I thought the same thing when I heard that was the big dream 😬

[@bunberrier]

I wonder if she could get another trial now that the weirdo with the story about eyewitnessing her burning clothes admits he was lying.

[@edelweiss2.076]

If the witness is still alive. He looked like he was unwell.

[@helenaroman1543]

This is THE DUMBEST case I’ve ever heard. A 27 yr old story from a 9 yr old girl? The State should be ashamed.

[@Griftospherequalitycontrol]

😍

[@KM-un8oj]

Welcome to Iowa....

[@danielrn133]

Ofcouse. You will believe some random druggie..but not a kid.

[@ellis7622]

⁠@@danielrn133 dude there’s clearly not enough evidence here to convict someone of murder. Hell there’s no evidence at all! Stop being a contrarian, this woman got shafted.

[@helenaroman1543]

@@danielrn133 Did you hear the reasons Dr. Grande presented as to why said kid shouldn't be believed?

[@kristinamullen4066]

My brain cannot process the characters in this story.Too many names and musical sex experiences.

[@dalehalliday3578]

reminds of the Salem witch trials where they put to death several people based solely on the accusations of some young girls

[@atticstattic]

"And then the stricken ones made moan as she approached near They saw her shape upon the beam So none could doubt 'twas there"

[@i.b.640]

That's the Problem with precedent law. Some time before the Salem Witch Trials, there were the Pendle Witch Trials in England. Puritan King James I. was told his whole shitshow of a life that witches and catholics are out to kill him, so he allowed children's testimony in case of witch Trias (for All other crime it was forbidden for children to testify because they are to malleable.) People were executed on the Word of a 9 year old girl. (You might know accused Alice Nutter and the Name Devize from 'Good Omens') this was used as legitimization of children's testimony.

[@lorirausch3326]

I’m only speculating BUT Dr. Grande’s comments section is top notch! Always good dialogue and humor!

[@ceilconstante640]

The guy @ 9:18 looks like he was taxidermied.

[@timdoering3879]

I had to find out why this person looked the way he does. Best i found was apparently at the time of testifying, he had been recovering from a terrible accident at a salvage yard.

[@darkcarnage5239]

Some uncanny valley kinda shit

[@TianXiaoMao]

The eyebrow tattoos are bizzare.

[@Caro275-wg6it]

​@@timdoering3879Looks like he's been in a fire. His ear is gone and his skin puckered and tight looking.

[@gingersmith2888]

@@timdoering3879at least he didn’t lose his mustache in the accident, and his new eyebrows are kinda sexy! 😂

[@erkaderka3571]

Omg that dude at 9:18 looks like when Unsolved Mysteries does a clay facial reconstruction of a John Doe skull

[@Mili-bedili]

😂😂😂😂 LMFAO edit: according to some other commenters, he's recovering from a burn accident

[@erkaderka3571]

@@Mili-bedili looks like I will be too since I'm going to hell now

[@snow999]

@@erkaderka3571 yeah-me, too. I commented on him as well 🤣.

[@LittleWhoo]

You are so correct! 😂

[@alukuhito]

They're all total characters. Corey looks like a frickin' dork. You can't get much dorkier than that.

[@marlaroberts2087]

Truth is always stranger than fiction!

[@connielilly1199]

Dr Grande is not only the Master of Alliteration, he is the King of Analogies!!!!!

[@MEL2theJ]

🏆

[@mbiker345]

Today I learned that bars have a morning shift.

[@user-uy8ol1yg5p]

I also learned this today….😂🙌

[@debmccafferty1007]

Some are open at 7 a m.

[@LuckyTown77]

​@@debmccafferty1007not many with your knowledge of this

[@SaigonBaby100]

😂

[@jerryw6699]

I remember a story about a small town bar that was always open on Sunday mornings. The owners were getting older and decided to not be open at all on Sundays. The locals went to the county commissioners and requested a county wide law stating that bars had to be open all day on Sunday. They were serious, I was quite young, maybe a jr. hi student, and found this extremely entertaining. The commissioners did not take any action.

[@Tuishimi]

Sometimes the justice system scares me.

[@carpathianken]

If you're a criminal it shouldn't. It seems like the judges inflict enormous prison sentences on people with very little evidence of much, if any criminal history or & the career criminals that commit blatant unspeakable crimes get locked up for a long list of piddly stints

[@robinantonio8870]

She gets life in prison on no evidence, Trump incites an insurrection , evidence out the wahzoo , but gets off . Yep, one rule for the poor, another for the rich.

[@georgelane6350]

Those baseball puns were fantastic, great work. The prosecutors, the jury, and the defense lawyer should all be ashamed of themselves. That is a terrible ruling if that was the only evidence presented!

[@abrahamg4857]

My lord. Finding your channel is such a treat. Your jokes and delivery are unbelievable

[@millylove1252]

Five minutes in and I'm so confused. Too many sex partners and names.

[@loiskondo8349]

Your analysis was a Grand Slam!

[@Eagles.Fan.Since.Super.Bowl.52]

Tomorrow's question should be "where didn't they have sex?"

[@Neilsowards]

Eagles fan, thanks for the laugh. I always enjoy the comments more than Dr. Grande's presentations.

[@Eagles.Fan.Since.Super.Bowl.52]

@@Neilsowards Haha. I'm glad. May the 4th be with you! Enjoy your weekend!

[@alexvega7893]

One question left unanswered here: If young Jessica shared what she saw with her mother (albeit it was discouraged to share the story with the police at the time) why was only Kayla asked if she remembered what happened and not Jessica’s mother if she remembered Jessica’s story?

[@user-tm9qb2jk4o]

Is she still alive?

[@deecarter147]

Perhaps by the time Jessica made the statement to police her mother was deceased. Would be interesting to find out for sure.

[@dawn1913]

If I remember correctly, she did testify to her daughter saying that. However, I don't find that necessarily convincing either. Just as the other characters in this saga aren't particularly credible and have potential motive to lie, or who knows even paid for their testimony. Nothing to convict her imo. Especially learning of a husband who had motive and strength to do this, and had not been investigated. Strange case.

[@Gingerblaze]

Did no one consider that the hair found in the ictims hand did NOT match Annette and was never matched to any suspects? That detail alone should have been enough for reasonable doubt.

[@John-du2mq]

This wasn't during DNA testing so what didn't match? The color? The length?

[@shawne7228]

They could literally DNA test that hair right now ​@@John-du2mq

[@thepurplemaskknows9383]

Boy, whether guilty or not, this is a slam dunk for the appellate court to overturn.

[@farrahfeathers6668]

Dr. Grande would you please analyze the case of Salvador Sanchez an off duty cop who shot an entire family at a Costco in Corona California in 2019, it is truly a disturbing case.

[@MaxDerhund]

Local cops and County DA gave the shooter cop a get out of jail free card. Local police department punted. Investigation was in slow motion until public interest subsided. DA "took it to the grand jury" and then declining to file charges. If it has been an ordinary citizen they would have been in jail on the day of the event. State tried to prosecute later but did not get a conviction.

[@Nothanks935]

I don't even know the case but can say for SURE Dr grande thinks he's guilty😆

[@farrahfeathers6668]

@@MaxDerhund seriously?? I haven’t kept up with the case . That is total BS!

[@ITalk69]

I feel like Ive seen this case covered on Forensic Files before. Insane case.

[@adriel7229]

It sounds familiar to me, too.

[@rosekeyes3189]

Dateline covered it. It's called The Black Candle Confessional.

[@naomilasby7744]

The baseball analogy though, was a grand slam.

[@63rambler66]

The woman killed by her husband maybe have been on the verge of reporting him to the police for this crime. He panicked, and then afterward had to end himself. (?)

[@gary_rumain_you_peons]

That sounds much more plausible.

[@redwatch.]

So he beat himself to death with a baseball bat?

[@freckleKaren]

@@redwatch.what? they mean that other guy who killed his wife for having an affair with Cory. it happened AFTER Cory’s death. so Cory was sleeping with this other woman, then Cory was murdered, then the husband of said woman murders her and kills himself. they say that maybe the woman found out or suspected that her husband killed Cory, her lover, and intended to report the husband, so he killed both her and himself.

[@redwatch.]

@@freckleKaren OK, thank you. I had seen this story somewhere else and I didn't know about the second murder. I should have paid more attention.

[@freckleKaren]

@@redwatch. yeah, no probs, he mentioned it at the end

[@LinksQuest]

Shouldn’t be this easy to convict someone without real evidence. It’s far better to let a guilty person go on lack of evidence than it is to convict an innocent person, this is exactly why our justice system is supposed to be better than this. I think she probably did it but it should always be what you can prove

[@YTStoleMyUsername]

Exactly, there's at least a half dozen other people who have motive and could've done it. Yet no evidence. I wonder if they had no way to do DNA testing once it became available? I'm guessing they just let the case go cold. Odd though that as soon as a girl recalls a 27 yr old memory they jump on the chance to covict... based solely on someone's unreliable long term memory. Very scary this is allowed as this could happen to anyone.

[@BobbiGail]

Yes, the "beyond a reasonable doubt" should come to play here.

[@jessicaolson490]

Right this just makes me more angry when somebody who is more obviously guilty is not even charged because they feel like they couldn't win above a reasonable doubt...

[@user-br6cq1nc4z]

This is one of those cases which would of probably been better left unsolved..

[@agathaleon9826]

The guy was probably killed by the jealous husband. It takes a lot of strength and stamina to deliver all those blows. The candlelight memory is quite a fantasy.

[@christopherortiz9330]

11:55 I'm a screenwriting judge for the screenplay festival, NYISA, which means I write feedback for incoming scripts. To be honest, her story sounds like a normal dialogue scene in these scripts.

[@ursinha115]

You're always hitting a home run, Dr. Grande!! 😁 Thank you for your analysis of this case!

[@jimcronin2043]

What was wrong with the jurors who voted 'guilty' with so little evidence? Perhaps (just a guess) there was some "Peyton Place" dynamics bubbling under the surface in the small town.

[@marciabradley7660]

There was no evidence as far as I can see. Weird case for sure

[@Nothanks935]

Even this guy thinks she's guilty because "feelings" I always get triggered b6 his lack of complexity I mean, I little woman beats up a guy.. k.

[@tylerhiggins3522]

small towns will railroad you and the locals will lie each other up.

[@bluedragonfly8139]

Or, you know, people knew things about Anette and Cory that aren't in the video.

[@bluedragonfly8139]

@@Nothanks935 LOL, because no one has every beaten someone to death while they're asleep or passed out, right?

[@cybermandan1960]

0:06 That "you should know this by now" facial expression 😂

[@skepticusmaximus184]

4:50 "After he dropped Wendy off at her vehicle, Cory went back to the Hazen farmhouse and had angry sex with Annette." Never go to bed angry... or have sex angry... or kill anyone angry.

[@sjdenning1]

Angry sex sounds like rape. Just sayin

[@user-ru3ql6ji4p]

I can't believe a 9-year-old's story after 27 years. Just can't.

[@melaniehafford4689]

Thanks Dr. GRANDE!

[@Snakesnarl]

9:18 what in gods name am I looking at?! 😂

[@alishamaroney2798]

OMG 😂 I thought the SAME thing! 😧😂

[@sadmermaid]

A burn victim.

[@alukuhito]

What about 1:42? How do you even end up looking like such a dork?

[@catherinegriessel56]

Or listening to

[@emeraldkind]

That was the best analysis I’ve heard you give! Outstanding!

[@NickyBrens]

In what world could two bartenders afford to buy a house?!

[@clayton56tube]

that house probably cost less than a new car

[@catherinegriessel56]

Shack

[@user-rj7ut4pn7o]

Excellent analysis Dr. Grande!

[@maryrichardson6029]

Always interesting Thank you❤

[@elizabethwarman9028]

Hi Dr. Grande Excellent analysis. As always I learn something new from your videos.

[@kelliearnold8498]

Thank you Dr.Grande!! Very interesting!!

[@Swansong321]

speculative and circumstantial... witnesses not credible..stories are weak and not supported...she MAY have overreacted and completely excessively attacked him ...anything's possible.. case is SO thin

[@Jeff-sp7bg]

Zero chance of a conviction

[@jhozthron4415]

Yeah how about the hairs he managed to grab from the attacker, it wasnt her hair so why is this even a case to begin with?

[@user-mc9qh9xc6v]

I really appreciate the short format of your videos - going to have a "cuppa" then watch Dr Grande, video over = cup finished, perfect timing.

[@Gen-X-Memories]

Congrats on your successful channel Dr. Grande. I enjoy listening to your video's.

[@MEL2theJ]

Another excellent analysis 💎 Thank you again Dr. Grande

[@gabriela14413]

Has dr. Grande analysed the Netflix series Baby Reindeer? There are four 'characters' that deserve his attention - Donny Dunn, Martha, Teri and Darrien. Based on true events.

[@aisoconcranberriesu2as]

Such a good series

[@SinclairPoppins]

Cory had a lot of balls but in the end he was really off base.

[@lishamarlar4597]

His balls was always in the equator of women. 😂

[@carpathianken]

Corey liked to swing & get to home base but he had a pair of foul balls

[@carlyrennae3963]

Have an awesome weekend everyone 🎉 cheers Dr Grande! Rocking that shade of blue on your checked shirt 💙

[@carpathianken]

Thank-you, You too :)

[@haywood1980]

I can’t ever miss a Dr. Grande video! It’s the highlight of my day. The dry humor and puns has me rolling.

[@bogosbinted5734]

"She didn't think the police would believe a story from a 9 year old" is one of the plot points in Sharp Objects, isn't it?

[@audrahartman4212]

Dr. grande I truly appreciate your play on words and the fact that you can keep a straight face when putting some of these sentences together as a testament to your balanced and professional demeanor!

[@AbuAfakski]

Annette was railroaded

[@Griftospherequalitycontrol]

They ran a train on her for sure. 😂

[@a.b.2850]

Dr Grande’s on fire to-day 🔥 with his baseball analogies!!

[@bthomson]

A clever new metaphoric analysis type! Themed ( rather than mono-alph) ! Always inventive! 👩‍🎓🎯

[@mc26collum]

I don't feel sorry for the victim though. He brought on himself.

[@shameronstar7220]

If the victim was a woman you wouldn’t say that.

[@i.b.640]

Yeah, I hate cheating, but the death penalty is a bit harsh. The murderer still is a violent cruel murderer, even if the victim is a narcisistic jerk. Seriously. Just break up.

[@zenawarrior7442]

I agree with your take on this. She was jealous & tired of his behaviors & very poor romantic choices for sure lol. Thanks Dr G😊❤🤎

[@alexi.3414]

Bravo for the baseball pun ending! 👏👏 Every time I thought for sure there couldn't be more, you kept it going!

[@archerkn2413]

You had me completely cracked up with your full minute worth of baseball metaphors!🤣🤣🤣

[@hollydowns2279]

Best analysis ever Dr

[@carolnichols2869]

Wow! You made me laugh out loud! You are a real deadpan comedian. That baseball summation was great! You hit this one out of the park! Just thought I'd take a "shortstop" to visit your channel!

[@GooGoo007]

Love Dr. Grande's dry humor!

[@tcitci4320]

Very witty! You knocked it out of the park with your “baseball” story ending!

[@littlespinycactus]

This should be compulsory viewing at the prosecutor's office. I'm astonished this travesty made as far as the Court's basement the toilets would have been a more appropriate venue.

[@joannecoady8436]

You just smashed that story out the ball park Dr Grande ☝️

[@pameladee]

🌵 once again, a home run. Thank you Dr. G

[@edwardelliott5756]

Thanks Dr. This seems unreasonable on the part of the state and the jury. Taking the word of one teenager over another? Why?

[@jimmyhvy2277]

He was a Bad Boy , and the Ladies couldn't get enough of him !

[@hopeausbyn1734]

Until.

[@j3suisd3]

🤣😂

[@catherinegriessel56]

Ladies 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jimmyhvy2277]

@@catherinegriessel56 : Human Females ?

[@drkarats6147]

@@jimmyhvy2277 Humanoid XD

[@yomommaahotoo264]

The joys of prosecutor immunity.

[@tylerhiggins3522]

prosecutorial discretion can be a very corrupt thing especially in small towns.

[@yomommaahotoo264]

@@tylerhiggins3522 Been there done that my friend.

[@JustHarrison]

You knocked that outro outta the park, Dr. Grande!

[@Qrail]

Me listening to Dr. Grande, in umpire mode. Todd, you’re outta here! 🌵🫡 ⚾️

[@tiluriso]

Great Baseball/Sports prose summary/conclusion.

[@discospiders]

Raise your hand if you want Dr Grande to wear Hawaiian shirts on Fridays! 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@traildoggy]

I vote for a Mumu

[@hopeausbyn1734]

👐

[@shayadayan3343]

A sarong

[@GrannySoupLadle]

Been subbed to you since 2002! Im feel like such a OG

[@kevinogracia1615]

I think your assessment is spot on. Also - Are you in Pima County AZ?

[@garyw9164]

Too many really good quips this time Dr. Grande. You out did yourself!

[@paulperry7091]

Agreed, but I am still waiting for something to come out of left field.

[@jeffreybrewer8649]

The baseball analogy at the end, so much better than any of alliterative closures Ive so far seen

[@Mac16111]

Man o' man did you go crazy with the baseball metaphor. Keep 'em coming!

[@Flamsterette]

Thanks for the upload, Dr. Grande! Your true fans love your humor and sarcasm. May 3 is National Textiles Day, National Raspberry Popover Day, Discoflux, Paranormal Day, Holy Rood Day, National Two Different Colored Shoes Day, National Chocolate Custard Day, Sans Architect Day, National Lumpy Rug Day, No Pants Day, and Special-Abled Pets Day.

[@birdworldist]

Celebrating no pants day as soon as I get home from work! 😂

[@discospiders]

Excuse me while I go eat my chocolate custard, with no pants and different colored shoes!

[@Lilboozibert]

Paranormal Activity for tonight's viewing pleasure!

[@Flamsterette]

@@birdworldist I hear you!

[@Flamsterette]

@@discospiders Sounds like a great plan!

[@cinthy664]

Although Very serious subject matter, I do enjoy your interjected witticisms.

[@terr777]

Well, Dr. Grande you knocked that one out of the park. What a roster of characters.

[@jeffreyhughes7107]

The baseball themed summary was Dr. Grande gold 👌🏼

[@deefreeman59]

Dr Grande...you crack me up. You only respond to comments that applaud your analysis...never general comments and definitely not comments that disagree with your analysis.

[@OCJoker2009]

Love Baseball analogy haha nice one

[@jerryw6699]

yea, it was a hit for sure

[@alberg6290]

excellent baseball analogies!