Off The Record: Movies, New Babies & Hygiene ft. Steve Greene & DavidSoComedy

[@gloria8971]

no ice. NO. ICE. Don't fuck me. - Steve Green

[@dantekingan2560]

GOOD ONE

[@therealtrendingpage6765]

I always get no ice when getting take out ..I can put. in ice after if I want it

[@shohokutensai8327]

That silence after Bart said no one books dentist appointments for him 😂😂😂 Never change Bart

[@mabe786]

MJ Tensai Geo’s face was honestly my favorite thing ever

[@janetramirez2695]

🤣🤣

[@sassydomie3996]

Shohoku Tensai I fr replayed that like 5 times.😂😂

[@codeinecowgirl]

i’ve never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂

[@Ngocccy]

The edit when Bart is like "Noone is booking my appointment for me"! Hahahaha everyone's reaction.

[@Jam-jc8lz]

Off The Record should be a podcast

[@PinkwoodSr]

Jam replying so this comment will look more important so the crew will see this

[@Sakiler97]

Yes like a 1hr long podcast 3 times a week would be the best

[@bitchimmadonna6487]

AND THEY COULD USE THE NEW STUDIO

[@princeweekes1]

They Would have to cut back somewhere to do that , 1 hour is 3,4 news episodes. They are a business on a schedule.

[@princeweekes1]

That would be dope tho

[@laurenbenavides5780]

“Mommy, I’m a worm!!” -Joe 2k18 That made me laugh so hard 😂😂

[@serenaestrada3370]

I love how Steve and Nikki are on the show more !!!!!

[@beaurad9553]

MOMMY IMMA WORM! 🐛🐛🐛

[@Panther888]

Beau Rad it killed me 😂

[@kareenakhadar]

Beau Rad COMING OUT OF A SHELL

[@malloriacaloria]

😂

[@janetramirez2695]

Beau Rad 🤣😂

[@artistvantae1520]

I go to the movies by myself..my friends talk way too much, when we go to the movies

[@radiomango7187]

Taekook_ Yoonmin I relate to this way to much

[@artistvantae1520]

Like my friends are so loud

[@radiomango7187]

Taekook_ Yoonmin me and my friends saw a couple from school at the movies and they kept saying oooooooooo over and over

[@artistvantae1520]

I never finish the movie, I always leave my friends because they wont shut up.

[@radiomango7187]

Taekook_ Yoonmin okay you win 😂 but I lose track like every 10 minuets because they want to talk about how a teacher did some shit to them

[@victorl3969]

Lol that head sway from tiffany

[@deEchteGloeilamp]

My dad has never ever had a cavity in his life. He is close to turning 60. He brushes his teeth, ONCE a fucking day. My mom, did the whole shebang. Toothpicks, flossing, she had a thing called "Waterpik" and brushed twice a day. She's dead now. She died of a cerebral hemorrhage, the size of a tennis ball, that crushed part of her brain and brainstem on Christmas morning in 2016. So totally not related to her dental hygiene routine. That shit was on point but still every visit to the dentist she had something new.

[@erikam8159]

LEDlamp I'm so sorry for your loss...

[@jroyals_]

LEDlamp I'm sorry to hear that

[@kevinm.5951]

LEDlamp To lighten up the mood, I never had a cavity yet and I’m 17. I never liked soda so maybe that has something to do with it. I do have the worst case of overcrowding ever though. Working on it

[@cara_bearxoxo7365]

Kevin Marcelin same except I'm 15 and not 17 lol

[@therealtrendingpage6765]

Bruh....why did u add that extra bit?

[@TheJea6453]

This video is GOLDENNNNNN

[@annebrown8847]

Please take care of your teeth!!! Healthy teeth/gums reduce heart problems later down the road. It’s a big correlation between the two.

[@cafezo87934]

Anne Brown I don't see it???

[@sneeuwballa]

There is a connection, has to do with bacteria

[@Spewgo]

"Welcome to Off The Record where we talk about whatever we want" So its JKN only for 25 minutes.

[@HelenHeartable]

I love off the record! please keep doing more of these!

[@MAJIN453]

You guys should make JK News a live podcast

[@packleader1215]

Borry They did some years ago. I wish they would continue

[@livingCinfully]

every time Steve says Fairfax County VA, I'm always like YESSSSS!!! Shout out!!

[@cristianpelaez1629]

ChooChooTran Same. Lol not exactly in Fairfax but close by.

[@cristianr8392]

nova representin 😂

[@kayleexlam]

I started laughing so hard when everyone got silent after bart said “no ones booking my appointment for me” i started crying from laughing so hard 😂

[@kathyarroyo7696]

I absolutely love you guys

[@christopherrouse2542]

The greatest stand up ever

[@Vincisomething]

Omfg, when Tiff was asking about the gender, she clearly meant the biological sex, not whatever Taika may or may not identify as later in life lmao. Also, for the snowball effect... I try not to judge people, but at the same time, the transpecies and transracial making it harder for actual trans and nonbinary people to feel accepted. I think there were studies shown that trans were actually neurologically male or female, despite their genitalia. However, genetically and biologically, you cannot change your species or race regardless how cool you think a wolf is.

[@mario-guzman2426]

Vincisomething you need a cake and chill 🙂🎂

[@kura4674]

I identify as a tree.

[@endofinfinity2406]

what the fuck are you talking about

[@tommyortiz6114]

The people she was talking about were probably joking because non of them could sense sarcasm through text

[@reynam2576]

Vincisomething Could you please explain to me what non-binary folks are? What does it actually mean? I'm genuinely curious.

[@teapoodle3977]

Lmfao the facial expressions when Bart said no one is booking the apptmt for him 😂

[@user-vf9sv1xu3v]

I go to the movies by myself, it's awesome cos I have no friends :)

[@TheBigGavino]

Md Rd yeh i go to the movies by myself cuz I want to watch the movie by myself

[@TheBigGavino]

Im glad you commented cuz I just reread my comment and i have realised how idiotic I sound XD XD

[@HettesKvek]

Same here bud.

[@LittleDrummerChic]

I understand and agree with the sentiment behind not assuming a baby's (or anyone's) gender, but people don't need to get so worked up about it if people decide to, we get it. It only really becomes an issue if when that kid is older and happens to identify with different gender than from birth and people intentionally decide to disrespect and disregard that.

[@influenzaz1012]

LittleDrummerChic yea that rarely ever happens lol you say that as though 50% of people have that issue when it's like 3%

[@LittleDrummerChic]

@pulp fiction And 3% of people don't matter? Even if I was talking about 0.0001% of people, they're still people with same right to respect as anyone else.

[@influenzaz1012]

LittleDrummerChic idiot my point is that we aren't gonna stop labeling genders for for boys and girls for a small minority, like how we aren't gonna make giant airplane seats for fatass people and for those who feels that they want to identify as the opposite sex later on go ahead idc be happy but to completely wipe out labels that doctors fucking need to make a tiny fraction of the population is extreme.

[@LittleDrummerChic]

@pulp fiction At what point exactly did I say that we should wipe out labels? I said I agree with the sentiment behind not assuming a baby's gender, and even if that is a small fraction of the population, so what? Note that I also followed that statement with that if people don't need to get so worked up if someone decides to go ahead and assume the babies gender anyway. FYI, sex and gender are two different things. The only thing doctors need to know is the sex, gender is psychological.

[@influenzaz1012]

Therefore not even being legitimate

[@jukah2]

Love this segment

[@JazlynnWestbrook]

IM READY FOR THE MOVIE!

[@C7ove]

Im high asf and im convinced yall are high too 💀💀😂😂

[@KasheYan15]

Steve looks funny in a football jersey 😅

[@solarung1302]

One of the best episodes of all time

[@RunninBearPoo]

McDonald's Coke was discussed before, but it had to with the Coke Syrup being transported chilled and separated from the carbonated water. So the ratio of syrup to soda water is different to the bottled stuff and thus its BETTER!

[@Aniyyah-io7kv]

That moment of silence after Bart says something is hilarious every time😂😂😂

[@showtimetam]

hahahaha fucking died when bart said "no ones booking my appt for me" and all the blank stares

[@Gontah]

this editor is getting FIRED LUL

[@alejandroq9832]

I love that yall guys are doing this

[@MAYCEMAYCE]

I think this is the longest OTR and I love it!

[@thameshdeodat2572]

Big fan!!!😆🤙👌❤️🎥looking forward to the movie

[@alicestanis1246]

Wasssssuppppp Mudda awesome JKN, who is a loyal Joemalian I am

[@nicolek1017]

tiff said “the next set” is this foreshadowing her having twins...hmmm we will see 👀

[@DemonandAngellife]

Bro you cant just nut twins. It just happens. Unless she gets two fertilized eggs implanted.

[@angelierodriguez1729]

Watching these videos make my day, you guys are hella funny!

[@booklover466]

We need more off the record 😍

[@xavatar-legendx5152]

This off the record was too funny!Steve and nicki need to be regulars!!!!

[@nortnort4776]

They're all so different now it's so cool It's like they're finally becoming their final form One of the things I love about jk is how diverse they are with their lives and stuff It's so crazy

[@touateexiong6658]

Lmfao that pause tho! Got me laughing

[@Kixis]

I just recently went to the dentist after over a decade and I only had four cavities, two which were on exposed wisdom teeth that were extracted and the other two on lower right molars. I felt zero pain from any of the cavities and one of the molar cavities had a decent size hole and was close to needing a root canal (luckily for me, there wasn't any damage to the root or nerve so a filling was sufficient). Cavities effect people differently.

[@ryanplacey3531]

i started dying at 18:55

[@amandamarie740]

🤣🤣 omg 18:53 my bf is the same! He legit complains and says... I've been asking you to schedule me a dentist appt for over a year. But yet he had told me to wait because he needed work that was costly and we have kids I make appts and things for 🤣 so funny. I died

[@three3lll]

my older brother took care of me and my 3 other siblings, he fed the 4 of us, sometimes he wouldn't eat, just so there would be enough for everyone else to eat. boys can be as caring as girls are and vice versa.

[@ana-py4yu]

i spit my ice cream out when david was like “ you guys need to go to AMC then “ i cannot breatheee

[@Auslinlive]

LMFAOO! "MOMMY IM A WORM!"

[@zaha4193]

So true I have a 2 older sister, im emotional at times and plus I respect Wamen.

[@ahassan3557]

Love Steve

[@thameshdeodat2572]

Love you guys at JKNews!!!❤️❤️❤️👍🤙

[@cafezo87934]

last time I was at the movies, a GROWN MAN kept kicking the back of my chair. did I do anything? no because I tolerate. literally kicking my ass 😆

[@user-vf9sv1xu3v]

Ana Carolina you shudda got up, sat behind him and start karate chopping

[@cafezo87934]

nah I was there to watch the movie not get into an argument than get arrested or worse. people be Cray you know. nobody's worth the trouble.

[@dapho]

I LOVE OFF THE RECORDDDD

[@isabelornelas1360]

I LOVE THIS SEGMENT!!!

[@crossfate1]

I love off the record!

[@andynguyen8824]

I love Off the Record!

[@zgunepic]

“Ima worm!” -Joe 😂

[@YellowBoyDie]

This is amazing do more

[@monwaapixi3077]

HAHAHAAHHAAH davids face when joe said he hasn't brushed his teeth for weeks

[@lehadeef6523]

Ive got my finals tomorrow and im supposed to be studying but there’s always time for jk.

[@562aracelyesquivias]

The silence after Bart said "no one's booking my appointment" had me dead

[@destinyo1537]

Going to the early shows by yourself is so relaxing. At my theater you can’t really bring in bags, but early in the morning no one is there so the ticket check person is like never there so I bring in outside food and just be by myself.

[@ktmcgoogle7927]

hahaha i loved that edit of the close up on their faces

[@JordanReedYT]

The guys from the Sonics commercials teach improv classes, and they are great.

[@Ghost8386]

Dope commentary.

[@packleader1215]

Oil pulling for cavities and other problems. 1 teaspoon used like mouth wash for 20 minutes. Spit out in trash can. Each morning. Brush teeth right after.

[@adamtran9584]

YEAHHH!! I’m from fairfax county VA!! That’s dope

[@DudeWazap103]

I feel Steve's pain. I also refuse to go to the foot doctor person to get my toe nails fixed. I end up just self operating every time I get an ingrown toe nail. And I have had to rip most of my nail off before. It was extremely painful.

[@Sound_Spark]

so instead of going to a person who does it for a living and can make it as painless as possible for you, you'd rather just rip it out and scream bloody murder afterwards.

[@Sound_Spark]

I'm all for saving money, i just personally don't get the point of trying to remove an ingrown toenail yourself. The chance of you fucking it up and causing more damage is very high, where as you going to a doctor to get it done and knowing that it won't be coming back and you generally wont have any complications.

[@SumTingWong8]

Dude Wazap I think it’s a fetish 😂

[@DudeWazap103]

Tokubetsu Sama haha no it's not a fetish. I just like to have proof that I'm a tough man. I can take the pain.

[@Spoodles90]

10/10 editing Vince LOL

[@idcalice]

yo bart talking fast KILLLLLED me

[@idcalice]

LMAOOOOOO I JUST REWATCHES THIS AND I DIED AGAIN WHEN HE WAS FAST TALKING AND THEN I WAS GOING THROUGH THE COMMENTS AND FOUND MY OWN

[@CuongChanster]

❤

[@JV-bc8um]

Going alone is great, try it out

[@tokyouzimoki8022]

I LIVE IN FAIRFAX VA SHOUT OUT STEVE GREEN

[@greyangel14]

Big fan of you guys! I'm a third year dental student and I can tell that David has it down. Pretty much you need mechanical force to scrape/brush long the tooth surface aka brushing and flossing. Waterpik is a supplement but not a replacement. I tell all my patients that they should only brush and floss the teeth they want to keep. :)

[@AnonyMous-gs2gw]

it doesn't always hurt. My teeth always feel fine and they'll be like you have 3 cavities. And then when it actually hurts they're like you're all good.

[@marialacroix5540]

Train to busan is mudda amazin

[@MsLovelyVNess]

I worked at Arclight Hollywood years ago and they told us that we can't search customers, even though I could smell fried chicken and other food from their purses. I don't remember them kicking people out either unless they caught someone filming the movie, which probably happened twice in the year I worker there.

[@adamtran9584]

YEAHHH FAIRFAX COUNTYYY THATS WHERE IM FROMMM!! That’s awesome

[@Olivia-sk5ws]

I like going to the movies alone sometimes, especially when I'm really stress

[@StephanieAjibola]

Fairfax county, Virginia represent!!!

[@shanforshort8713]

I floss first then use my electronic tooth brush. I also use antiseptic mouth wash because listerine and Colgate is crap. But I use it way after brush otherwise it doesn’t work. Never had a cavity.

[@PatriciaHuffman]

this is my fav jk segment ever. the editing, the stories, the jokes. sogood.

[@hellolala]

I'm one of those people who likes to go to the movies when there's nobody around. 1. cause I get to sit right in the middle of the room, 2. there's nobody coughing all the time, and sharing their germs with me 3. nobody on their phones. (pretty sure I saw someone watching porn once) 4. no school kids laughing at every dumb shit that happens, like someone runninting into the wall. like what is this? tom and jerry? why aren't you kids in school?!

[@ivyyang7752]

Joe’s my spirit animal

[@tonyvalle1704]

I never flossed until I got my braces. I just thought it was an extra thing or when food was stuck between the teeth. Also I never had cavities.

[@TheMissShells]

lmfao...that backhanded compliment.

[@kusaiashionamete220]

Geo needs to go to one of those screenings of *"The Room"* and *"The Big Lebowski"* if she wants people interacting with the screen lol

[@scottbackula1581]

Steve the savage ...✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[@tonyjaii]

Steve is a legend

[@toniechos]

For ingrowns, just go to a nail salon. Had a friend who had a really bad one and wasnt able to afford the full price for and actual doctor’s appointment, so she got a pedicure and asked them if they could do it. They did. So she got her ingrown taken out/off and cute nails!

[@ohdangkevin]

"Has she been poking holes in the condoms" Bart had me ded!

[@AllYouCanEatShrimp385]

Damn that’s dope. Steve is from FairFax County VA! Same place I grew up!

[@albertcorrales14]

They’re trying to get Steve to DRINK WATER 😂😂 Steve just doesn’t back down. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😂

[@amirhussain3028]

I remember trying to get JKFILMS a sponsorship for Arc cinema...........they never responded.

[@johnnguyen94]

as a dental student listening to this is killing me and David knows his shit good on him! floss daily you fuckers !

[@davidgarcia1958]

The way geo looks at Bart is dope... that’s love fool

[@Hoyitstopher]

My favorite line was Bart saying no one booked his appointments for him

[@doggindr1]

WTH are Tiff and Casey waiting for??? Make some babies!!! Lets go!!!

[@518corky]

I get a cup of ice n a cup of drink lololol

[@kymgershon9690]

everyones faces were like u know dun fucked up right