Off The Record: The Coolest Birthday Story Ever

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Special Thanks to Our Guest & Friend:
Kazumi
• Instagram: / kazumisworld
Cast:
• Hosted by Steve Greene
• Commentary by: Ryanimay, Bart Kwan, Nick Dunn, Anthony Lee, Kalyne Lionheart
• Edited by Candy Edits: www.candyedits.com
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[@sprx47]

here me out, Jesus and Kazumi together would be wild.

[@ryanimay]

Haha omg I would love to see that actually

[@TheThan-sx8ve]

JESUS?!?!?

[@GYSMelanie5]

Yesssss! I'd love that!

[@vtboy465]

Best idea yet

[@nikko2thep]

10000000%

[@laydiidime]

Steve: “Are you a libra??” …… Kazumi: “no” …..Steve: “ahhhh I knew it” 😂😂😂

[@taefithendo]

Shit had me dyingggg yo

[@vtboy465]

Ryan with the perfect comedic timing with "family" lol

[@Humsah]

Petition to change the censored words with Kazumis goat noise.

[@cjgarcia9476]

Barts face this whole vid was intrigued and repulsed at the same time

[@Zahara-y5q]

Yes Ryan. Family 😂

[@ryanimay]

I said it so fast 😂

[@Zahara-y5q]

@@ryanimay almost too fast 😂

[@RonomanRpper]

Whenever I watch Kazumi I just have nothing to say besides.....where is her father LOL

[@TheThan-sx8ve]

wdym?

[@GYSMelanie5]

She doesn't care so we don't care lol

[@kitleongii4688]

Her Father is a Youth Pastor/ 2nd term Senator from Arkansas.

[@Mr-pn2eh]

​​@@kitleongii4688they are filipinos

[@mariet8943]

The fact that this comment has 69 likes 😂

[@peterlongac]

I like how some of the fans think Kazumi is dumb but dont understand the Careful Boys are prolly equally as imaginative with dumb PHDs 🧐

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Just tacky and a 1 trick pony

[@GYSMelanie5]

@HasanPikerIsADouche she's not, though, and the fact you think that is funny.

[@r.c.7779]

@@HasanPikerIsADoucheHasan piker is hot though

[@Senior_Roundtree28]

They definitely needed Joe for this one lmao. He would definitely ask wild questions 😂

[@annaszeto8081]

“Was there cake?” Steve is hilarious 😆

[@shairaabshire]

I was thinking was there at least lumpia?

[@annaszeto8081]

@@shairaabshire lol

[@RedDenim]

We need a crossover of Kazumi and Jesus

[@annapark9516]

No bro he has a Latina wife…he wouldn’t survive after

[@RedDenim]

@@annapark9516 bart and nick have latina wives tho lolol

[@annapark9516]

@@RedDenim you right……

[@peterlongac]

Everybody 😂 Kalyne 🤔

[@daisygiselle416]

She’s the only one with sense in the room

[@peterlongac]

@@daisygiselle416 ya'll pretty good at faking it, hopefully this is one of those times 😬

[@jordandelarmente5822]

Steve: "I dont need another enemy." lmao

[@mangotar0]

Kazumi's birthday clips are crazy 😂 Being surrounded by that many people is insane 😂

[@eringutsch]

I love the way they ask questions. Such curiosity! 😂❤

[@NutDreams]

I’m just now realizing kazumi replacing joe is gold like nothing fucking changed 😅😅😅

[@aprilmiller7591]

Having Kazumi on is more appropriate because sex is part of her job Joe just be making every topic about sex

[@bboychopsuey1]

They're the same person

[@PlayShorts3]

Kazumi is so cool to hang out with 😂😂. Can you PLEASE MAKE JESUS AND KAZUMI BE IN THE SAME VIDEO? The energy is so good 😂😂

[@Alex-ql9gw]

Wish Joe was there, would love to see his reactions 😅

[@bethnichols2875]

Joe was there when they filmed with Kazumi last year..... "Off The Record: @kazumisworld Takes a Wild Ride in the HOTSEAT!" and "Off The Record: Meet Our New Friend @kazumisworld :)"

[@kookamanga]

LMAO "cause cops are shy out there or something"

[@imnugget8085]

She the only jk person where I'm like yah I'm watching this for the jk not her. Her life is wildly different its weird but it's cool maybe idk

[@sakurahollow]

Would be funny af to have Jesus as a guest with Kazumi

[@pierrechang55]

Was that crying for help? Why she kept saying if she’s alive next year?!… talking about the sign

[@r.c.7779]

Where did she say that

[@sopzena]

I wonder what went wrong in her childhood that made her turn out this way!?

[@r.c.7779]

Apparently nothing lol, but honestly I looked up pictures of her when she was younger and she wasn’t that attractive so maybe this is her way of seeking validation that she’s “hot”. Idk just a guess

[@CheekenAlfredo]

ngl, Kalyne is prettier than Kazumi

[@r.c.7779]

kalyne definitely is, look up pictures of kazumi without makeup and wow she can do magic with makeup. Transforms into another person

[@UnittingAlliances]

Exactly brother 🙏 is marry kalyne in a heartbeat 💓 lol 😂. everyone is welcomed to their own taste but someone who's got morals and self respect to not be sinking that low, that shiz hot 🔥🥵!!! No disrespect to kazumi but I could never be with someone like her.

[@user-gw4mo2ih2q]

She has $$ but lives a very sad life. She has to create this persona to sustain her unstable lifestyle. This is why porn stars suffer depression and are suicidal.

[@dudehi777]

14:21 Damn Kalyne was really shocked she couldn't even speak.

[@quickchillver2392]

Jesus gotta be in house next time Kazumi is on too, this birthday story is wild loool

[@CuongChanster]

Can't wait for j k to get invited to the next birthday party 😅

[@iDealMedley]

I can't with nick's questions 😂

[@zubabee]

Ryan went to Kazumi’s party and wasn’t allowed to bring Smac?? I’d be heated if I was Smac 😭😭😭 (assuming Smac wasn’t invited)

[@lesleyroman9577]

Ikrrr so weird

[@r.c.7779]

I thought jk fam were like regular people in LA but I think I’m finding out they are weird LA people that I wouldn’t understand

[@zubabee]

@@r.c.7779 they are regular people who are born and raised in LA (some came when they were like 2 lol) but Ryan is sort of the odd one out I’ve noticed 😭 I still love them tho!

[@r.c.7779]

@@zubabee yeah he’s more “hollyweird” than the rest of them

[@bethnichols2875]

LOL it is hilarious watching the crew let their curious questions out. 😂

[@rikkiberces7763]

I prefer and like when Kazumi is in more light hearted vids like this one, the banter is great.

[@Deadonv]

Me n bart had the same reaction to “happier corner”😂

[@Zahara-y5q]

2:53 felt like a Patreon cut lol

[@Troywitthecoi]

She scares me😂😂

[@BeaniesXO]

I guess me and kazumi have been friends for years 🤷🏾😭💀

[@Vincisomething]

18:25 they interviewed Johnny Chang who was a guest on here

[@bethnichols2875]

I'm not sure, yet I don't think Steve was here when Johnny Chang was on JK.

[@christopherrosas1295]

The definitely had Johnny on

[@Vincisomething]

@@bethnichols2875 I have to rewatch, I don't remember if Steve met Johnny. I ead introduced to Johnny here on Jk before SWU

[@DamnAwesome]

Anthony wants an invite 😂

[@gabbic4783]

Always love seeing Kazumi on, the conversations always gets so weird lmao😂

[@Yaaktrizzle]

Shes gross tbh

[@jadenaaronbrown1232]

You just know the guys girls talk crap about her behind closed doors

[@Caffeinefeend]

I’d be surprised if they didn’t. Not respecting the wives at all. She got hella daddy issues.

[@GCRhino]

Dude Steve is too funny

[@c_pistons9989]

Im sorry but how do these people actually exist... Our species is doomed.

[@caivue3314]

Kazumi's birthday video was crazy!

[@Troywitthecoi]

“Family”-Ryan

[@nickjack1696]

Belize is not an island

[@Thaivega206]

Nick asking the hard hitting questions about what food is served at a sex parties.

[@SixtyNinerBW]

Not a good idea to watch JKNews and eat at the same time 😂

[@jinjoo9487]

Feel sorry for her tbh...

[@jt3.]

Why?

[@jhamkhalifa4631]

I hope she's not suicidal...

[@bethnichols2875]

She's not. Are you?

[@allio3459]

This video made me lost braincells

[@bethnichols2875]

@@allio3459 Well damn, since you don't seem like you have many to spare.

[@ShogunThomsen]

@@allio3459 "When I listen to women I go retarded. Hehehe."

[@BeaniesXO]

What 😭😭

[@GYSMelanie5]

I love Kazumi, and I love them getting to ask whatever they want 😂😂. Happy birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉!

[@bethnichols2875]

Melanie, idk if you went into the comments of the JK Rowling vid yet that they posted earlier, I will just say it turned into a shit show though.

[@GYSMelanie5]

@@bethnichols2875 I saw and I got your back

[@bethnichols2875]

@@GYSMelanie5 Thank you, Melanie. You are a wonderful member of the JK community. And I am grateful for you.💝

[@GYSMelanie5]

​@@bethnichols2875as you are as well! I'm grateful for you too ❤️

[@GYSMelanie5]

You are a huge part of this community!! Much love!

[@808Xian]

Bruhh...the way she did the sound - i thought you guys were censoring/ bleeping something out.

[@LOVER_LINK]

I found out she’s not Japanese 😂

[@CarlosOleaSixtos]

What is she then??

[@KouichiU]

@@CarlosOleaSixtosFilipino

[@johnhernandez5164]

@@KouichiU I feel betrayed. I don't know what to believe in anymore. I'm still gonna touch myself to her, but I'm shaken to my core.

[@GYSMelanie5]

I think she had said she'd Filipino no?

[@peterlongac]

I thought I heard somewhere she's related to ryanimay

[@kitleongii4688]

Man I so wish Jesus is in tha panel.. hahaha and my hahaha is the evil hahaha

[@MyKey9]

Betweeen kazumi's noise and ryan's laugh, sound like two goats having a convosation? Yeauh?

[@heyitsjone]

gotta get jesus and Kazumi on together lmao\

[@Ghost1o1517]

This OTR would be best for Joe.

[@iDealMedley]

This is much better topic for her

[@_missg25]

Steve on here with Kazumi was the best 😂🤣😂

[@Kamui916]

Ayo the story was interesting af but wtf was with that last line from Kazumi??? "If I'm alive" ??? 😅

[@lerrojcv3987]

Kazumi is fun af! Haha

[@RoderickTom-ge1vc]

Kalyne is more pretty than Kazumi😁

[@lesleyroman9577]

Eh they’re bothmid but at least kazumi brightens the mood Haha kalyne usually just sits there not adding much

[@bethnichols2875]

@@lesleyroman9577 Wouldn't trust your observational skills or lack thereof if you actually believe that Kalyne "usually just sits there not adding much". What that means is that you clearly are not a regular viewer of all their videos then.

[@lesleyroman9577]

@@bethnichols2875 I been watching everyday for 12 years lmao 🤣 she definitely doesn’t add much. You just mad you’re a dick rider she’ll never notice

[@NEK711]

3:49 😂 I wonder

[@medabotsisbetterthanpokemo8960]

just no...

[@tinydancer2232]

Where’s Joe?? He should totally be here

[@evetshi6898]

Lol steve so awkward

[@CaptainCJ97]

15:27 i thought that was a edit

[@allio3459]

I lost braincells watching this

[@catman8623]

Jk stands for nothing. It’s such an L having a pornstar on your podcast

[@bethnichols2875]

Well since you weren't that smart to begin with that means you are getting dumber by the minute.

[@bethnichols2875]

That doesn't say much since you didn't have that many to begin with.

[@nickjack1696]

Looks like Bart did too sitting there 😂

[@bethnichols2875]

@@nickjack1696 Bart had his science hat on. You know that his mind works differently when he's curious about a topic.

[@lerrojcv3987]

😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😂

[@giovannirosas9325]

😂😂

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Let me guess... "insert gross sex story" It's her entire personality, Asa Akira and Sasha Gray are actually interesting

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

Das ist fies

[@bethnichols2875]

lol this is gonna be a fun one. I can tell. 😂 Happy Belated Birthday, Kazumi. 💐🎉🎈🎂 And hope Joe's Shrimp Daddy Hawaii popup went well today. 🍤🍍

[@kfan4658]

Man she needs to change, she seems very smart just channel that intellect to maybe a non sodomic business. Girl it's not too late you can change, maybe you can go to college again mayve get a business major and used your money to do a proper business.

[@GYSMelanie5]

Maybe and just follow me here, she's happy!!! Maybe we don't judge. Just let her do her.

[@kfan4658]

@@GYSMelanie5 I understand but I'm from different spectrum I would advise my family & friends just don't hurt yourself because I'm hearing her story she seems hurt actually. You know maybe she just need someone to tell to stop hurting yourself. Will atleast I'm not keeping my thoughts to myself and just share my thoughts about her.

[@r.c.7779]

Ok Mr. Save A Hoe 😂😂😂💀

[@oscarprank1180]

That was a awful impression

[@christopherrosas1295]

14:45 whoaaaa Steve made a joke about Ryan having sex with Kazumi who would have ever thought Steve would make a joke like that hmmmmm

[@bethnichols2875]

Steve making a joke like that regarding Kazumi was due to the fact that Ryan went to her Birthday party and the nature of the type of party it was and her mention of homies. That is vastly different then you stupidly believing he would have put Ryan's pic as the guy Kalyne would be interested in through Jesus' "match making service". Since like I said, they all already know what Kalyne's type is, and Ryan's not it.

[@christopherrosas1295]

@@bethnichols2875 you are truly so sad you need hobbies or something

[@striptalkbandit]

You definitely have to get tested for nicks party , just look at him

[@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjddc]

Where is her father… 🤦‍♂️

[@bethnichols2875]

Where is yours? He needs to help you get your hand unstuck from your face.

[@allio3459]

@@bethnichols2875are you a porn fetishizer 🤣 she doesn’t like you bro

[@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjddc]

@@bethnichols2875hahaha that actually made me laugh. Touché

[@CaptainCJ97]

​@@bethnichols2875 no chill