Off The Record: What's Your Favorite Quote & Why?

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[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

"Oh man, the soup outside" - Bart's incompetent delivery guy.

[@GYSMelanie5]

😂😂😂😂

[@cherryspell18]

🤣🤣🤣 Bart's delivery of the line was just perfect

[@shad0wCh8ser]

"NO SOUP FOR YOU! Comeback 1-year." -Soup Nazi

[@onichanjon]

“Is this good content?” - Nick Dunn

[@shad0wCh8ser]

"Show Me Proof" -Anthony Lee

[@stimihendrix3404]

my FAVORITE joe quote is “OOH I LOVE PEPTO BISMOL”😭😭😭😭

[@BerdFly]

My fav is tiff calling big boy, "big mood"

[@ozielsosa5634]

"My PRIDE is bigger than my dick" - Joe. I need this made into a shirt

[@mikeyvang6488]

Homeless joe

[@zelfurd]

A Joe quote that I really love is when he was on GeniusBrain and said “Empathy is built when you understand someone’s history.”

[@blast1one265]

"Knowing what it feels to be in pain is exactly why we try to be kind to people" Jariya

[@Ys45x]

🥺😭

[@chaosbendy217]

"Everyone has a part of themselves that they hide even from the people they love the most"-Spiderman I love this Quote because it tells you that everyone has something to hide and no one is ever perfect and that we hide from those who we love to protect them even though it hurts like hell

[@extrasoap4881]

sometimes i just like my privacy 🤷🏼‍♀

[@ELF09_lpsolid]

Butters from south park - "I love life. Yeah, I’m sad but at the same time I’m really happy that something can make me feel that sad. It makes me feel alive. Makes me feel human. The only way I can feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. I guess what I’m feeling is like a beautiful sadness."

[@shad0wCh8ser]

"Whatever! I Do What I Want!" -Cartman

[@doncjack5913]

I like this quote, "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes."

[@Dave_of_Mordor]

This is true. I lie every day in manhattan and people in Europe would believe me

[@LaddRusso91]

​@@Dave_of_MordorI believe that

[@rooftopkrn]

My favorite is, the grass is greener where you water it.

[@childishdreams]

My favorite is “he who says he can and he who says the can’t, are both usually right” it’s a mind set baby🙌🏻

[@KJ-ek2ze]

Joe is such a diff level of comedy pro, the voice changes, the facial expressions. Genuinely the most underrated (his own doing) comedian of a gen.

[@justanopinion3588]

“Comparison is the thief of joy”

[@CowboyCookie]

Kevin gates?

[@kiarademoner]

Don’t let fear stop you from living. My life motto. I’m always second guessing myself and I truly have the best times when I let go and just do.

[@charadams12]

“People would rather be certain their miserable, than risk being happy” -some lifetime movie i watched in 08’

[@shad0wCh8ser]

"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself." - D.H. Lawrence on Self-Pity It's like you have to reign in that voice in your head to move forward. Everyone has self-doubts but is it doubt or self-pity that's going on in your head? And I refuse to have a pity party for myself. So when 💩hits the fan, I refuse to let it take me down. Instead of focusing on "why is this happening to me," I focus on finding a new strategy for anything that pops up. But I always think about this quote when those thoughts creeps in and it snaps me outta of it.

[@KingsDynastyCustoms]

I got one: Before you criticize someone. Walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you do criticize them. You’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

[@mltnmrto]

Man, Silent Mike’s probably my new fave guest

[@bumtobachelor1908]

“Am I one a bad date?” Damn funny right off the bat lmaooo

[@gwillypdawg]

My favorite quote is "I am polite yet capably violent."-Henry Rollins

[@TheKingOfHeartsIV]

“It’s my fault.” When you look at problems with the guise that you TRULY had the ability to solve them, you can learn of how to fix them in the future. Ex: your coworker quits; you failed to guide and work with them Some of the only exceptions to this rule is if a relative passes away or someone becomes legally liable

[@user-bu1gn8ns7f]

“Never,never never give up”. -Winston Churchill

[@extrasoap4881]

er what about learning when to cut your losses?

[@Calida]

"Life is a serious of 5 minute tasks" that's a really good one, I needed that today!

[@SpAzZzZz_]

"Life is not knights on a horseback, it's a number on a piece of paper, it's a fight for a knife in the mud." -Logan Roy

[@OpXG4mer]

who ever smelt it, dealt it... he who denied it, supplied it

[@divinelymoowah6104]

ALSO, I really love this quote, its really lyrics from a song, “nothing in the world is mine for free/ but my love mine, all mine, all mine” by mitsuki and its a recent some so y’all prob know it. I love her chorus and its beautifully written, simple and to the point.

[@kingkinit8120]

"Let go of the past to hold on to the future" - Yoda in clone wars

[@GYSMelanie5]

On the other side of fear... is greatness. A calm sea never made a great sailor. John Q sealed it for me with Denzel.

[@Jes-in-Simple]

Best video, This I is the epitome of what JK is. Good lessons in a bad way, except it’s so bad it’s good.❤

[@TheTinyOrc]

that nick harry punchline made me spit my drink

[@AMP3083official]

"The Constitution has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent them. In either case, it is unfit to exist." Lysander Spooner

[@AsianCurls]

I really like the quote, "What you permit, you promote. What you allow, you encourage. What you condone, you own." I usually think of it as enabling other people's bad behavior. But I think it also can be interpreted as enabling good behavior (nurturing good behavior). Guess you can also nurture bad behavior too

[@Rhude_tiller]

Mine would be “Show Me Proof” by a certain philosopher.

[@brianneml2979]

“Because one believes in oneself, one doesn't try to convince others. Because one is content with oneself, one doesn't need others' approval. Because one accepts oneself, the whole world accepts him or her.” ― Lao Tzu I love most all quotes by him. “Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.” ― Lao Tzu

[@lavenderaqua2655]

“life is too short to put yourself through torture everyday” -my math teacher about course recommendations

[@shad0wCh8ser]

"If I told you there's a purple pokka-dotted pink elephant in the room and you can't see it, there's noting I can say or do to make you see it." - My 10th grade technology teacher to the whole class when we did technical drafting

[@KJ-ek2ze]

I nominate this episode for an Emmy and a Grammy.

[@tlphanz]

“Imperfect action, beats perfect inaction every time” - Harry S. Truman

[@Nai-09]

My favorite Kungfu panda quote is “there is no secret ingredient to the secret ingredient sauce.”

[@Qub3rs]

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one." - Tony Montana

[@laithful244]

Favorite Joe quote “What the Flag of Mexico!!”

[@Earlycelebjuice]

Been watching since 60k subs live from South Africa 🇿🇦

[@meanwhome]

Joe and his wisdom😂, Joe's quotes have to be on tshirt's. 😂❤

[@joakinggaming5272]

"I am too old for this shit" - I can't pinpoint anyone but I bet a lot of people say this. And I didn't post this to be funny.

[@TwrkingNinja]

Gotta save the best quote for last 😂😂

[@blackdawg7361]

Fav quote: "Nobody loves you when you're down and out, Nobody knows you when you're on cloud nine, Everybody's hustling for a buck and a dime, I'll scratch your back and you scratch mine." -- John Winston Lennon (~ 1974)

[@barrymccaulkiner7092]

All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you - Gandalf The Grey

[@extrasoap4881]

my fav: "he's not a snowman, though" - joe, 2023

[@anthonyrich6343]

❤ Steve's quote

[@Rhude_tiller]

$20 is $20 - Homeless Joe

[@JNashty]

I'm gonna listen to what Steve said everyday

[@ryoukuurahquazah.9261]

Bro I was lost in the world before this 19 minutes and 28 seconds Glad to see that all of you are well

[@Doo-doo_Ninja]

“If he ain’t got an innie, I’m outtie”

[@kappa_feel]

My dad: you can do stupid things, as long as you have a good head on your shoulders.

[@JNashty]

get busy living or get busy dying - Shawshank Redemption

[@negiihimanshu]

Such a amazing video❤

[@cafezo87934]

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment -ralph Waldo emerson

[@jbotosan]

Which is why we should fear everyone lol

[@cafezo87934]

​@@jbotosanmerch in the description box down below lol

[@cafezo87934]

​@justinerenee719 also question everything.

[@6staduellinks766]

"SHOW ME THE PROOF" Anthony Wong Lee

[@bethnichols2875]

"well done is better than well said" ~ Benjamin Franklin or Basically, actions speak louder than words.

[@DamnAwesome]

Such a good prompt!

[@CuongChanster]

"Actions speak louder than words"

[@ourhappyplace791]

This was a good one

[@shaggyguy662]

Sometimes you got to risk everything to save everything.

[@Msdeanna.angela]

Joe is giving Scar with his hair so long lol 🦁

[@chillinwithmelissa884]

Ford said it Joe.

[@redx1234a]

can’t never could

[@matthewjay660]

Guys, Denzel in "John Q."

[@ifeelikerain]

Embracing the struggle is hard

[@Settielite]

“I GOT IBS” - Joe

[@tritonlai9029]

"Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery and Today is a gift, that is why it is called the Present." -Master Oogway I commented this before I watched the video

[@divinelymoowah6104]

similar to the 50 cent quote silent mike said, I like (though, I’m sure is an actual quote from someone) the movie quote from Legend with tom hardy and it goes like this: “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” beautiful delivery, in such an interesting scene AND the meaning itself is a banger lol

[@yiyithewuster]

50 cent says that right before the part silent mike said, its from Patiently waiting Waiting with eminem. Great bar

[@Ys45x]

I finally watched Flight not too long ago and it all makes sense now when now when Nikki trolled Steve 😂

[@2fourdeeSX1]

"Every day is a good day. Just try missing one."

[@michaeldavin2009]

If you could commit any atrocity so that it will never happen again. What would you do?

[@zeeya.industries]

"Wa wa we wa" - Borat

[@nianatura]

Y’all can be more intellectual I love those episodes and save em ik its jk but damn lol

[@djjaewon]

Pooh, "they say nothings impossible, but i do nothing all day"

[@nelziesmith2483]

When life sucks you just sit back and enjoy the head

[@knmoverload]

Any uncle iroh quote. No 🧢

[@darkexp.4819]

“I rather live today and die tomorrow”

[@mzkarma6751]

“if you don’t know who are you than who tf are you”

[@lerrojcv3987]

😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@abrahamzatarain547]

“Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.” -Anthony Bourdain

[@user-wu1ns8zh6d]

Just sharing some quotes: 1) A pair of hands can speak, comfort, and fight; but when held together (one hand holds another), they heal - Me 2) What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us; what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal - Albert Pike

[@ragacola]

"if you could never fail, how high would you aim?"

[@WhitfordPR]

We used them in the restaurant business I worked in as well. Sometimes to bring levity, sometimes to encourage.

[@midwestslim]

4/8

[@blast1one265]

Which came to mind first for me was "Feel the fear, do it anyway"

[@blast1one265]

Also think that's the quote bart was thinking of

[@jasin95]

This shit is so insightful and still fun to listen to at the same time

[@kinageez]

I’ve notice Joe goes from 0 to 100 so often he is either comical, funny, humorous or deep, wise, & philosophical there is no in between for him lol 😂

[@Kayemmmmm]

“Here I sit brokenhearted, try to sh!t but only farted.” - high school bathroom stall. 🤪

[@ohmyj0sh]

"Its not about how hard you hit, its about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward"-Rocky Balboa

[@UrbanLegend2k11]

"When I'm right I'm right, when I'm wrong I could been right, so I'm still right cause I coulda been wrong, you know, and I'm sorry cause I could be wrong right now, I could be wrong, but if I'm right..." - Bama (Get Rich or Die Tryin)

[@iscratchmybutt]

"the price of ignorance is far greater than the price of knowledge"

[@bethnichols2875]

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" ~ George Carlin Just because it is thought provoking.

[@ezfrmdatropp143]

John Q

[@luisaguilar5343]

"He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of half-animated abortions, conceited, half-educated coxcombs, who attach themselves to the idea most in fashion only to vulgarize it and who caricature every cause they serve, however sincerely." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

[@Emelllll64]

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t make”

[@SBJSJ]

“No more locked doors! Gracias.” - Baby Joker

[@rem9750]

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing" - Edmund Burke

[@chrisbaltazar7164]

“I don’t believe in 9/11” - Anthony Lee

[@toannguyenaustralia]

RIC FLAIR IS THE GOAT!