Off Topic: Ep. 88 - You’ve Never Seen a Moose

The AH Crew and Chris Demarais sit down to talk about public bathrooms, the Harry Potter universe, Immersion ideas, and more on this week's Off Topic!
This episode originally aired August 4, 2017 and is sponsored by Blue Apron (cook.ba/2anKnjV) and Casper (bit.ly/29nKmbI)
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Off Topic: Ep. 88 - You’ve Never Seen a Moose
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[@wearecentaur7755]

Wow! First Funhaus got Xavier Woods, now Achievement Hunter got Stone Cold Steve Austin ?!

[@recklessturtle7462]

And cow chop already has James.

[@jams8015]

cmon that's clearly Goldberg

[@hops2099x]

Robosaurus gillberg maybe...

[@darthnecrosis1705]

My first thought was Gillberg was a guest lol

[@jesusandrade3390]

What! Hell yeah.

[@metalhead9831]

1:08:04 has got to be my favorite Chris moment overall

[@ArfyPlus]

I didn't know Danny Devito and Walter White had a child.

[@recklessturtle7462]

A child that suffers from dwarfism

[@Chuzado_117]

Business Man Aleks a child with dwarfism is taller than Jeremy

[@tempiii3776]

Chatterwell the Magnum dong broke

[@ongon6813]

At least he has a magnum dong then

[@PlagueJ]

Chatterwell Don't insult them like that

[@skul8944]

chris seems far more comfortable on off topic than he does on the rt podcast

[@MONCOLPSY]

Is that Stone Cold Steve Austins cousin Slighty Breezy Pebble Jeremy Dooley

[@GaretheDen]

Maybe Gilberg?

[@Loui12333]

MONCOLPSY Luke-warm the Pebble Dooly, instead of beer he drinks capri-suns

[@marky046]

Was about to make a joke like this, but this one can't be beat have a cookie and my like sir!

[@mogster8742]

Or wine coolers.

[@Hyavobi]

MONCOLPSY I thought it was Matt Santorro for a sec

[@MaxiKing967410]

Oh look, it's Stone Cold Rimmy Austim

[@tristanrivers337]

Do you mean Austin?

[@MaxiKing967410]

acc ount nope that was an intended typo

[@thevideoprodigy8298]

acc ount he meant autism

[@TheSnuggleFairy]

You haven't been watching AH long if you don't know about Rimmy Tim!

[@bradysmith4025]

MaxiKing967410 the stunner

[@AllieKitaguchi]

Chris is undoubtedly the Gavin of RT Core

[@TheStuffyGuy]

Wow! Jeremy dyed his hair clear this time!

[@reapthereap]

I expect little j to crack a cold one and stone cold stunner someone thru the table

[@freedfg6694]

CityinFlames what wrestling move is a 3:16 exactly? I'm picturing a VERY specific 360 splash.

[@plootoisaplanet]

as a wrestling fan, do you mean the stone cold stunner? the 3:16 isn't his move, it's his catchphra

[@reapthereap]

thaonepuppyguy Yes! that's it I was blanking on it haven't watched wrestling since 2002

[@Chuzado_117]

He is now Monster Truck Steve Austin... and he would axe kick someone thru the table with *2* beers

[@teipeu9033]

It doesn't make sense to stunner someone through a table cause you'd basically be jumping arse first onto a table and one like their's probably wouldn't break.

[@Buchaus]

4:10 Welp, now we know he wasn't talking about his wife

[@haydenblake856]

I know we're all excited about Lil J being the love child of Steve Austin and Walter White. But having Chris on the podcast was great, he fits in so well with everyone.

[@deangeloputrus4658]

Is it just me, or does Jeremy look like Doctor Eggman from Sonic the Hedgehog?

[@thebandit0256]

You mean Dr. Robonik

[@deangeloputrus4658]

Cubsflims TheBandit025 Huh, yeah you're right lol, I just always called him Doctor Eggman

[@GabePuratekuta]

It's Eggman. It's always been Eggman.

[@thebandit0256]

His real name is Robotnik. I guessing you're aren't a real Sonic fan.

[@deangeloputrus4658]

Cubsflims TheBandit025 Well, I'm guessing your a virgin, and yet, life goes on.

[@JordoSleet]

Jesus christ the sheen off jeremys head XD

[@lucasb8919]

As someone from the Northeast, it's always such a treat when Jeremy talks about things in the area. I have spent a TON of time in Old Orchard, and it just feels so strange hearing people on the internet talking about my state

[@Nixx1333]

It was me all along Austin

[@tharansmith200]

Awe son of a bitch!

[@robertwolfe5285]

Is no one going to acknowledge that Chris said "Ice needs to be cold"..... no shit Chris because it's ice. Where's the shirt for that?

[@yomaze2009]

That's why they put him against Salle LePage. It showed us how much like American Processed Cheese Product most of us are.

[@Painteagle]

I think that was the point of his question. Ice obviously has to be cold in order to be ice, so do those noodles have to be cold in order to be those noodles?

[@w1ldn3tw0rk9]

yomaze2009 Rugged American Cheese?

[@wrifraff]

I swear Chris is Gavin's American cousin...

[@nicholisling2657]

yomaze2009 Well no shit. Salles a PhD student and Chris is a regular guy with a film or art degree I think. I'd expect her to be much more intelligent than the average person.

[@TheKotaCan]

Off-topic, Guest starting Stone cold Steve Austin!

[@raknikmik]

Halo AE PLUS ULTRA!

[@Iijytgb]

ONE FOR ALL!!!!!

[@sirapple589]

Halo AE Shoot Style coming along well?

[@JeckLM]

Halo AE Stone Cold Steve Boston

[@MaztRPwn]

Mister J had better dress up as Krillin at some point in this baldness.

[@ineedtobestopped5690]

So that's how Jeremy survived prison.

[@vinding829]

39:00 Jeremy's first stroke they grow up so fast

[@canidsong]

I grew up in a place where black bears would regularly wander into schools, supermarkets, the hospital, etc. We were geographically isolated by mountains/glaciers so we rarely got a moose but man, nature just coming to hang out inside is great.

[@Hys868]

Not a comment about Jeremy's lack of hair here

[@recklessturtle7462]

..

[@xXGodofTecknoXx]

5meta7me

[@loganwalker1023]

Rhys Wallace damn

[@saiyandna2368]

Chris is the American gavin

[@redmidnight]

Mr Clean has really let himself go.

[@coreyphillips8352]

2:02:20 jack says "I was the second person to talk in rwby ever" Well technically he was the fourth. The first to speak was Adam in the blake trailer, then blake as second, yang third, junior fourth. But still that is a big thing, being one of the first five characters to speak in a show that's so big :o

[@MDunn312]

I love when Chris is on a podcast XD

[@charlesvanmeter8105]

I think it would be cool to make an immersion centered around the Ability to swap between squad mates during missions and firefights.

[@RookieDad1]

They better turn that bar into a Meth-Kitchen with Jeremy White on the Podcast

[@jacobrude5047]

What if Michael and Gav did a human fall flat immersion?

[@yomaze2009]

That is an outstanding idea. Do it in like a trampoline park so they don't actually die but I wanna see them mess with foam hooks. Got my thumbs up.

[@marketcve]

1:18:00 ish What I thought those "Dumbledore is gay" rumours were a joke. It's not? If so I'm with Ryan and totally didn't pick up on that.

[@rojagreen]

That last Minecraft Sky Factory episode was fucking amazing. Lindsay was beautifully stupid in it, Michael was hilarious in it, Gavin & Jeremy were a golden star in the episode, and Jack & Geoff made sure it stayed productive.

[@kevinsdb1]

Jeremy AKA Stone Cold Steve Austins Mini Me is now a meme

[@ImFrelled]

Jack was the fifth person to talk in RWBY. The announcer in the White Trailer was first, Adam was second, Blake was third (both in the Black trailer), Yang was fourth and Junior was fifth in the Yellow Trailer. ETA: If you count Weiss's singing then Jack's character was the sixth person to utter a vocalization in RWBY.

[@33psychobunny]

Every time Chris opens his mouth I find myself laughing hysterically.

[@isthisajojoreference]

I don't want sky factory to end, you can literally do it forever and i promise that the majority of your fans won't stop loving it.

[@Tycool243]

Rtaa 1:37:44

[@FallFromGrace65]

New drinking game: take a shot every time Jeremy brings up Bush flicking the bird at that concert

[@raediant3307]

"oh yeah" looks directly into camera turns imaginary key "he's gay" im in te a rs oh my god

[@nathanforsythe8480]

Jack not understanding how usually easy tasks can become complicated when you have a young family and dogs with bladder issues was difficult to watch

[@venomdealer22none48]

Jeremy looks like stone cold Steve Austin

[@Gravenkal]

"I'll go ahead and spoil pirates if you haven't seen it yet." aaand close video :> Turns out Pirates 5 isn't out on DVD/Bluray until October.

[@howtotrainyourwagon7982]

1:32:00 from animation

[@TellerFarsight]

The first 10 minutes of this is like my favourite clip of the podcast. What a wild ride.

[@JustAGiraffe]

I was listening to the audio version of this and thought by "Shaved his hair" they meant Jeremy got a buzz cut like Gavin had a long while ago, but holy shit no he went full Walter White

[@LittleMissJesse]

40:10 Those boards certainly were sturdy! One fell on my head, and it definitely didn't feel awesome. Super fun though!

[@victor6620]

I swear to God I thought that was Stone Cold Steve Austin in the thumbnail.

[@Dailydose685]

That's how Walter White survived the end of Breaking Bad. He sacrificed some vertebrae to the dark lord of manlets and meth and moved to austin.

[@Drol_Natas]

cant wait to see the rtaa of chris beating a guy up

[@Peytdawg14]

So there's the Geoff talking about killing animals off topic and this is little J's school stories

[@michaelsoler4156]

Like cmon Jeremy, why.

[@Draconaris]

michael soler the silly string really fucked up his hair with all the chemicals in it, he had to shave it

[@recklessturtle7462]

^ not true

[@bakadraco6321]

michael soler The color was fading from his hair so he getting it cut. Kat helped him but fucked up his hair and so he decided to shave it really short. He though the Orange stubby hair looked weird and he just shaved it all off.

[@RandomFlask175]

Nothing wrong with being bald

[@thechillnate9173]

michael soler we all know it's so he can wear a bane mask easier

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven sounds like an indie game about a random raven, that was believed to be a sort of "Spirit Animal" of the village, then goes on in a typical "Save the World" story, but with just 'normal raven' powers. Block puzzle? Fly over the gate. Kill the enemies to open the gate? Fit through the gate.

[@cobrakingofeart]

@41:55 huniepop

[@4Reaper45]

cobrakingofeart nice

[@joshuavillanueva440]

1:38:00 Start of the animated adventure from 2017

[@georgieboy1929]

Jeremy looking like fucking GG Allin.

[@chadeagin4702]

The Walter White and Stone Cold comparisons are obvious, but now I can't stop seeing Jeremy as that guy from Storage Wars...

[@MainGoldDragon]

WAIT ! Achievement Hunter dubbed RWBY !?!?!? Why is this the first time I'm hearing this !!!

[@Stoned_Pony]

Have to admit, Jeremy looks pretty good with no hair.

[@harrisonboffa3931]

Jeremy looks like Derek from american history X

[@MariaThePotterNut]

13:24 I heard that Llamas with hats reference Lil J! It was highly appreciated. A+ gold star you did a good.

[@masoncaulfield4996]

Jeremy looks like every male pornstar ever

[@freedfg6694]

Mason Caulfield too much facial hair.

[@jamestubb5506]

Micheal's pan to the camera at 53:28 reminds me of every single joke from the office

[@seanmcguire4747]

5:10 is the chris toilet something rtaa story

[@cauzintrauma5685]

Looks likes jeremy should be welcoming us to his pawn shop!😂😂

[@omnidashred]

Jeremy looks like the guy at the bar you should never talk to cuz he might slip you a mickey

[@wildboynoah]

I think a great Idea for immersion would be the ship, where you would have to identify your target based on nametags they are wearing while also taking care of your own needs

[@lexarona300]

2:10:12 Can anyone please tell me which podcast this is?!?!?!?

[@xxstiffkittenzxx8844]

Lexar Ona right I'd also like to know.

[@Dynamo_066]

Lexar Ona #65

[@wolflore7]

Michael turning key while saying "he's gay", dont know why but i lost it

[@WolfBrother10]

Jeremy doesn't look too bad bald

[@killerrpg7]

this has to be one of the funnest Of Topics every

[@RadKozy]

Stone cold looks a little smaller then I remember.

[@richardbrown6871]

Gavin's credit was just perfect.

[@RockheadRumple69]

Stone Cold Steve Boston!

[@kes6628]

Michael does AMAZINg Impressions

[@loganwade3321]

Jeremy looks like Steve Austin

[@hazel2718]

Chris is a gem.

[@CenaApproved91]

Wow, Jeremey may be acceptable to me now. Like the new look...dont hate him or want him dead anymore

[@juliadoctor9951]

I love the way Jeremy describes anything that happens in a movie

[@barkevk5295]

23:09 Jack giving shit to Ryan even though he doesn't know shit about kids and dogs..

[@CJDragonXI]

Jack owns a dog. Guess you don't know what you're talking about either.

[@kingwrestler100]

Jacks usually a shit and shouldn't be allowed in videos.

[@TheNightsquirell]

CJDragonXI Lmao you got all offensive hahaha

[@catbuster101]

lol right? I don't hate Jack but it's pretty clear he doesn't have kids.

[@hispanicatthedisco9802]

Taylor T yeah the cofounder of Achievement Hunter definitely shouldn't be allowed in Achievement Hunter videos.

[@viviennier]

i dont think i've ever seen michael look more like a dad than he does in the thumbnail. he's really adapting the dad aesthetic well

[@blockerswrite5627]

So Jeremy's gone from being a human Optimus Prime to a shorter, chubbier Stone Cold Steve Austin. plz why

[@jordanhooper272]

Words cant describe how much I enjoy watching Off Topic!

[@lllemon]

please keep doing skyfactory

[@GabePuratekuta]

Oh, they are. Since they can't do any more Pixelmon....

[@Stoned_Pony]

I hope they get to the point that they realize their too far ahead in recorded SF vids that they start releasing them more than once a week.

[@Poppythedog2]

How Chris poured that beer scares and hurts me

[@tiny3678]

i guarentee no one that matters is tired of sky factory

[@koko_ninja4410]

I just love the way Ryan, Micheal, and Jeremy smile XDD

[@wrecklessturtles6147]

Is that Jeremy or Walter White

[@gcgeekfather1196]

*glass breaks, Jeremy walks into the office looking all bad ass, then falls on his face*

[@nickwills6042]

I didn't think it was possible for Jeremy's hair situation to look any more stupid... I was wrong

[@DizzyGamer71]

Fact: Everyone either is or isn't Ryan Haywood.

[@JustAGiraffe]

What an amoosing video

[@DavidInSpanish3]

Jack's thinking face at 55:54 - 55:58 LMAO

[@calebnelson4932]

jesus, anybody have something other than Jeremy and his bald head to talk about.... you guys made the same stone cold joke tike 30 times

[@triscuitdahbiscuit4704]

People be freaking out about Jeremy hair but that's old news. I'm just glad Chris is on

[@desmond931]

Jeremy Looks like Jmac... The uh... "actor"

[@desmond931]

Yeah I liked my own comment. Fuck you.

[@matthewalvey8050]

Lil Jmac

[@hicham040maroc]

Finnian Lavellan ikr thats what i thought

[@hicham040maroc]

Matthew Alvey HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@clareferrell446]

Skyrim immersion: fight an animatronic dragon by shouting at it and occasionally shooting it.

[@chriswave1992]

Oh my god...Jeremy's hair...I couldn't care less...

[@konkydonk4809]

For Michael: There was a german tv show that was soccer with cars it was called "Tv Total autoball" i belive. Now its not exactly like rocket league of course but probably the closest you´d get there atm i guess

[@Deadlysoupspoon]

why does jeremy take shots so slowly? michael has the glass back on the table before jeremy is done getting the alcohol in his face

[@thegamingstalker9599]

Zane Grey some people have trouble actially shooting a shot, I think its a gag reflex thing or maybe just preference

[@charby1980]

Zane Grey he might like the taste of the drink lol

[@tabazail]

Because he's a man

[@Romanicsm]

What I'm getting from Jeremy's school stories is Jack was the fucking snitch teacher's pet kid in school

[@lion_son1]

WHAT....STONE COLD IS ON KZbin...WHAT....STONE COLD VOICE SOUNDS FUNNY....WHAT.....AUSTIN 3:16 SAID I JUST LIKED YOUR VIDEO....WHAT....WHAT.....WHAT.....WHAT

[@hsrdracko1728]

I love Jeremy's explanation of Jack Sparrows back story. Best accent ever xD