Conan Meets His Censor REACTION | OFFICE BLOKES REACT!!

[@YamiSphinx]

I hope they watch the Conan commercial auditions soon, the hurricane bit kills me every time.

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

ford delusion

[@phukyu1402]

Or the marriage proposal scene when he is super creepy lol!

[@donnagzl]

Don't forget about his lover....GREG!!!

[@lvrobertus]

* hits guy on bike * *Middle finger*

[@johanna0131]

After he retired, my grandpa decided he wanted to be an extra in the movies. He didn’t live that far from the studios, and there was always extra work available. He’s been gone now for a couple of decades, but every now and then I’ll be watching a movie or old TV show, and there’s grandpa. I can’t remember what movie it was, but there’s a scene where the main characters are in a sauna, and as they pan the room, there’s grandpa again, wrapped in a towel and sweaty. It’s very weird.

[@Skeezer66]

Conan did say 'breasts', but somehow his Boston accent mangled it to sound like 'brass', haha!

[@luis_g_77]

Yay! Love Conan! Would love to see the "Conan Auditions for TV Commercials"

[@leogothisoscar271]

One of my absolute favorites! I'm going to watch it now, actually.

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

that's a good one

[@TheNeonParadox]

I'm a simple man. The Office Blokes watch Conan, and I click.

[@IceIceShady]

💯

[@goatitisful]

That's not why people call you "simple" bro... just sayin

[@IceIceShady]

@@goatitisful lol, talking shit for no reason on a comment that's on an office blokes video.... what a badass you are

[@phukyu1402]

Becoming rarer and rarer these days, and when they finally do its one of his least funny videos..

[@daddyhec]

Simple men like simple things

[@emwungarand]

please do "Conan & Sona Visit An Armenian Matchmaker" Sona is fucking hilarious and you guys seem to have almost intentionally avoided nearly every segment with her somehow.

[@timcampbell4132]

Totally 💯

[@PkGam]

As far as I'm aware, the "Tokyo Sandblaster" term was invented by the show and has no actual description for it. But yet is absolutely timeless, lol! Conan did put put a post on Twitter back in 2010 saying "Everyone keeps asking me what a "Tokyo Sandblaster" is. Tweet me your best guess. #tokyosandblaster" though. So there are numerous potential descriptions floating out there invented by fans as it sparks a lot of imagination.

[@peensteen]

Ah, movie censors. I remember as a kid watching "The Hard Way" with James Woods and Michael J. Fox, where they replaced "Son of a bitch!" with "Slug in a ditch!" It was a traumatic experience for me, I was so triggered.

[@connororeally9119]

Conan "IRISH HERITAGE CENTER" takes place in America and a good one

[@robbiedavis1611]

Ahhh the ol Tokyo sandblaster 😅

[@thebossman222]

Not only do they dub over swear words for films on certain US channels, but they even cut away and slow down footage to match the visuals so you don't see their lips saying the words. Saw it while on holiday in the US for Pulp Fiction, the opening bar scene

[@jasongorkisch]

The Mr Falcon is definitely real. What’s worse is how in the Big Lebowski, they changed a line to ‘You ever meet a stranger in the Alps?’ instead of ‘you ever f- a stranger in the a-‘? Censors are weird

[@ripro83]

Can confirm. If I remember correctly, TBS originally or some Turner Broadcast channel, did this dubbing as well as the aforementioned Big Lebowski dub. See also the dubbing on the film Tremors. I believe they used the overdub of "Squirrel You!" instead of "fuck you!" Sigh. Crazy Christians and their distorted censoring. Welcome to America.

[@lisacaringello2138]

Now you need to do Chris Stapleton singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. Fantastic and moving.

[@kinjiru731]

Great, now I'm imagining Daz towering over an army of umpa lumpas looking like Hagrid from Harry Pottter but wearing a t-shirt that reads Fat Chunt.

[@JEFFwasHERE...]

JEFF was HERE

[@Tero92]

7:40 oh its mr funhole in the assles pants(og coco fans might remember(

[@barryfinkle1755]

Conan and Sona goes to Human Resources is gold! Put that in the rotation.

[@brianlewis5692]

Tokyo Sandblaster is not a real thing, BUT they've used it on the Conan Show (so it's a real thing there). It's when someone sprays a stream of diarrhroeia directly into someone's face, at high speed, usually by pressing their butt cheeks together to increase the pressure and force of the blast

[@shoelesblondlady]

I thought they called that an Egyptian snow globe

[@brianlewis5692]

@@shoelesblondlady I can see that, but not familiar with that, only with ordinary snow globing 😁

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

yum

[@lotusinn3]

And yeah, you’re right Dave. Censorship has existed as long as known language and society, things change. It has some uses, and some dangers. People removing what really boils down to literary context for the sake of virtue signaling is slacktivism.

[@nullakjg767]

in the US oompa looma is used to make fun of italian people. i didnt know what you guys were talking about until you said little people.

[@darrellpasion8925]

I thought it was midgits, dwarves, little people not Italians. I learned something knew.

[@nullakjg767]

@@darrellpasion8925 italians are little. it happened after the jersey shore became popular and italians kept doing the fake spray tan till orange.

[@LuckyBide]

You guys should react to the "Will Ferrell And His Razor Come To Shave Conan's Beard" video, it'as a hilarious one !

[@DantheMan78-h5l]

Love your guys videos. You had asked in a previous (course you can just look all this up) if Conan was Canadian. He's simply American, Irish ancestry with surname. fun fact. He was born in Brookline, Massachusetts. Same city President Kennedy was born. Keep up the good work.

[@4211234]

i like that you brought up the Roald dahl stuff, it has been a big topic in norway this week, (roald dahl was norwegian) and it has kind of concluded now with that they wont change anything on the norwegian books, but they will change some words on the english books, the fat versus enormous part was just hillarious to listen to people discussing. richard hammond would have to call clarkson 'the enourmous man' now.

[@4211234]

edit: looks like the british versions will stay intact aswell, good! looks like protesting and listening to the people still is a thing! beautiful

[@FourFish47]

You could get an idea of why he'd wanna set things straight with a censor if you watch some Actual Items segments of his show 😁

[@Arnuuld]

"The one-legged pigeon" I'm using this one!

[@gunkid6368]

if someone called me enormous i would be more mad than if they called me fat (i am fat)

[@davidhowland6384]

south park harry and megan worldwide privacy tour is hilarious. I discovered a lot of comics from your channel.also classic tv all in the family from 70s might also be interested.archie bunker and his wife edith the dingbat.

[@OzzyCoop]

If you guys haven’t done the Conan Grindr clip, you should.

[@strider9184]

They have

[@Majin_Lee]

9:49 yes it’s actually real

[@davidhowland6384]

oops sorry its south park latest harry and megan roast came out.also have 2008 of doug stanhope live in manchester england.i knew it hes from worcester massachusetts.hear diminished new england boston accent.

[@tbd-5160]

Oh. Yeah. Here in America they protect the children from bad language, but we show violence on television constantly. We know it's nonsense and antiquated, but old men own these channels & they have morals. In all honesty, it's all the channel sponsors who hold issue with it. Without sponsors, no Television channels.

[@diggity1039]

That's basically South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut

[@josecarbajal5710]

Tokyo Sand Blaster. My homie almost died when i showed him this clip when it aired.

[@Zombie_Trooper]

The Die Hard 2 dub is real...and it's incredible.

[@xwhogafx815]

Daz we will call you big chungus from now on

[@J0ECrAWF15H]

8:45 - _I_ have a problem with this thing making it past censors... literally a dead Betta fish in the front there.... (Betas need at least 5 gallons! goldfish need even more. and NEVER put them in the same tank!)

[@jayeshkumar9516]

More Conan clueless gamer please !

[@selfishstockton6123]

I heard the new term for little people at least in the U.S. is Micro-Americans. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@frankaq3951]

Mike rules!

[@diggity1039]

Yippie Kayak other buckets!!

[@roems6396]

Oompa Loompas were not regular little people though. They were from their own place called Loompa Land, where Wonka found them. That’s their national name...not a derogatory word for little people. Did they seriously edit that out of the books?

[@joels5150]

Man, trying to take basic words out of circulation is getting ridiculous. Can’t say something is fat now? For me, I noticed how stupid it’s getting when I tried to post a comment on Yahoo and it got rejected because of the word Looney. Even though my use of the word was talking about a basketball player who had that as his last name. Absolute stupidity…

[@silencia08]

I’m with Fatty, censorship these days needs to be reigned in.

[@davidhowland6384]

love your channel.here in boston.they just came out with a megan and harry roast to see.you may get blocked on sending it out.plus a lot of brits owe their career to saturday night live.cant believe snl is unknown in uk. monty python also career was launched bu snl. not being mean but anyone should get it.

[@onisnazir1317]

I,m 6' 2 but identify as a small person. My chosen pronouns are midget and shorty

[@BBCBOY919]

I identify as Michael Jackson. My pronouns are he/hee

[@andykvee]

@@BBCBOY919 😂😂

[@dudermcdudeface3674]

In censored dubs of Terminator 2, the guys who get in a fight with T-800 in the parking lot call John a "dipshoot." Why do they even bother? It's so childish and counter-aesthetic.

[@pmarc86]

I'd rather be called Fat than Enormous

[@davidhowland6384]

long live the nonrhotoc northeast new england accent.i talk like I do nonrhotic not pronouncing r and h came from southern england.

[@davidhowland6384]

check out boston movies think ray walston was in the departed.

[@t0n0k0]

Lol,😂 so there is Japanese sandblaster and Tokyo sandblaster; oh my, but why...smh

[@nottoday7377]

More conan

[@naphatkarn4746]

Please do reacting to PROTECTORS - A Half-Life: Alyx Short [S2FM] by Parry God. Its very well animated. the people behind it are legends in SFM2.

[@cptmuska]

Is Daz your guys boss? I knew it!

[@baitse7676]

"Tokyo sandblaster" is not a thing

[@irwinrodrigeuz6102]

Can you please react to “Conan and Jordan share a Kaiseki meal.”

[@scottpainter5503]

I miss that weird secretary guy he had

[@madeincda]

The one time I'm jealous of deaf people, when they dub my favourite movies and ruin the immersive experience.

[@AndresCadungog]

tokyo sand blaster wtf conan lol!!!

[@Simbu.]

Please react to "Louie ck - airplane story plane terror flight"

[@jeffjdt]

Hey Guys! I was really hoping you would react to the South Park episode about Prince Harry and Meghan!! I cant wait to see your reaction to that

[@yourdroid3373]

i identify as unoffensive so you aren't allowed to be offended. It's offensive

[@bipolarmidget1558]

That dub is real. I watched it many times on tbs.

[@marcanthony8873]

Yes the dubbing is real and that bad 😂

[@IceIceShady]

Daz, you oompa loompa mate. Love you guys

[@davidhowland6384]

I'm 60 year old post office retired and I'm 60 years young .joking 60 years of age. tell me were the irish ancestry kids in school the funniest kids in school.gotta go .keep up good work tell people about your channel.

[@prinzezzqtpi5437]

I enjoy watching your content. Your discussion on the evolution of politically correct vernacular was perfectly acceptable and light-hearted. English has been commonly know as 3 languages stacked in a trenchcoat, pretending to be one language. This actually applies to PC speech as well. The constant evolution of the English language as new generations use it can be very difficult and frustrating. In my case, I think of my mother. Born with Arthrogryposis, she went through the educational system in America during the 70s and 80s. Children were beyond cruel then, and adults believed bullying "built character". Today my mother still doesn't like going out in public. While being PC can be frustrating, it shouldn't be thought of as the destruction of free speech. It should be seen as speaking to one another with humanity. Keep being awesome, gents. 😁

[@AcousticGString]

Hello everyone

[@DeamManWalking]

More conan please !

[@alangreene3290]

Movies on broadcast tv/cable in the US general dont have swearing. so when they choose to show certain things they either blur/beep or dub. They get rather absurd with things like Sam Jackson's famous line on the movie "Snakes on a Plane" kzbin.info/www/bejne/sGXXZ62Ej5KVZqM