[OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT] Kaneko Lumi is MISSING

[@Carreau-sama]

I always know, no matter how serious, things will get solved with officer Gloomi on the case.

[@deluna0997]

4:57 start

[@mknigh]

My god what has Dizzy brought into this world. Be safe everyone, those monsters could be anywhere. OtsuLumi

[@dj_platinum]

Attacking a vulnerable officer is a new low, even for a monster like a Luminid. Hopefully the authorities can find our Lumi before it’s too late for everyone

[@Id_k_]

Hopefully Lumi can be found before it's too late!

[@Myriarchy]

Stay safe, Officer Gloomi. Horrors beyond this universe may have you in over your event horizon

[@gratefulguy4130]

Since she Can't Be Lumi we should give her a name that reflects that. Coomie, if you will...

[@VetriVade]

7:39 chatter says that as a purple woman is on screen

[@callias6007]

Hold on a minute, SHE STOLE ALL MY LEMONS!

[@ashkajioni]

On the night of all hollows eve one Kaneko Lumi was last seen in a white home with two kitchens in the suburbs. This was the last known sighting of Lumi. Before this she was seen at a cabin retreat in the woods by some airBnB guests who refuse to come forward as witnesses due to safety concerns. How she acquired this property is unknown, local tax records suggest no one even knew of its existence. and before that she was spotted working a stall at the Phase world State Fair, where witnesses said she was acting erratically and publicly threatening one Lumibelle ''That bitch, Im gonna kill her'' "With her dumb hat, shes not even demure". My running theory is that while working as a carny she started doing drugs. Many such cases.

[@spikydough]

Uuuuuuu she left us

[@TheMachTuck]

Has anyone checked to see if she got stuck while playing with a Dyson sphere?

[@Pikkuu]

There have only been ersatz versions of Lumi since the Lumi Legendarium analog horror event that claimed Lumi a month ago. I think the lemons stole her away to the Land of the Lemons, if she dances their lemon dances, plays their lemon games, and partakes of their lemon food she will become as one of them and never Also Miss Gloomi, what are you? You said you're a void? Are you a black hole, or something else? Lumi is only a dinky red dwarf with one third the mass of the Sun, she'll never become a black hole, unless

[@restlesshollow8393]

Gloomi > Lumi