Official Commercial for Fast Help As Seen on TV

Official Commercial for Fast Help As Seen on TV

[@vaporizethis]

>boomers not knowing cell phones have panic buttons

[@NeuroToKsynya]

I waited all video for The moment when The woman is attacked by a Man with knife and smiles because she uses fasthelp

[@danallansarthou7]

Need as fasthelp for alarm?

[@alanbickford175]

But wait, there's more... Act now and get the old antiquated 3G version, and will charge you in the future when Verizon drops 3G at no additional charge. You just simply buy a new device for $149 and we will rush it out. Then when 4G becomes obsolete, will upgrade you for a small fee. But remember, no monthly charge, no contracts fooooeevvveeerrr.. We are Universal Physicians and we have this all engineered out to continue milking the system and all of the wonderful elderly folks of this fine country. Act now and we can send some electronic lubricant so you won't feel a thing.

[@ugladden]

It’s called a cellphone lol

[@johnreycatacutan4863]

Pg