Oh, hell yes. Andy Richter, one of the most underrated comedic personas on this planet. I always love being reminded that it's nearly the weekend via Cross's podcast. Usually, I take my 4:00am constipated dump "alone." Today, I'm joined by two of my comedy idols. I have no idea if "Senses" has any seasons, but this is the perfect way to usher in (the unofficial) start of summer and MDW. And yes, I will always comment about how much it warms my heart to see A-list comedic titans have panic attacks on what $50 chair they should sit in.
@robotjunkie37647 ай бұрын
I read that as comedy idiots without my glasses on , still works 😂
@commaJim6 ай бұрын
Uh
@uncletom3566 ай бұрын
@@commaJim Oh, I’m sorry. Conan, Andy, David and Bob are ALL above making a 💩 joke.
@toppy5066 ай бұрын
lol wut
@OakleyMoodie6 ай бұрын
Thanks for sharing your "evacuation schedule". I have synchronized it with my Google Calendar.
@bocktopus89936 ай бұрын
'Just a Touch of Shoes' got me good 🤣
@Ghoulwood7 ай бұрын
a discussion about the grapes is a wonderful segment > - < thank you
@productdesign96266 ай бұрын
I'm still not convinced they exist. The whole bit would be funnier if they weren't even there at all
@thyhandrevolve6 ай бұрын
Genuinely, couldn't ask for better Dads! These 2 are such sweet guys. And they both had children for fathers, growing up.
@mdy6 ай бұрын
So good. Hope this becomes a regular thing. Love Andy
@hamsandwichson6 ай бұрын
Yay! I love Andy so much. His pod is great too!
@TargetedIndividualOratioFount5 ай бұрын
I appreciate the quiet moments, and slips into the darkness of reality.
@OakleyMoodie6 ай бұрын
OMG What an ending callback! Mr. Richter you have always been a real hoot. Loves ya both.
@pubearoo6 ай бұрын
A 10-minute grape rant I'm in!
@AnotherOak6 ай бұрын
i was just watching old late night clips of andy. what a pleasant suprise.
@counterfeitselfband6 ай бұрын
I found this episode particularly delightful…and then Morrissey came up in conversation which made it even better for all the right reasons.
@jonkelso94756 ай бұрын
I’m really enjoying the podcast. Thanks David! Thanks Andy! And thank you plastic grapes.
@MiguelMakesMusic2 ай бұрын
such a great podcast, glad there is sensible people like you both!
@robstrong85346 ай бұрын
Glad to see that someone else (David) loves the Derek & Clive bit 'This Bloke Came Up to Me' as much as I do. Two Brits recording a drunken improv LP...God Bless Dudley Moore & Peter Cook!
@brandonsingleton55986 ай бұрын
I walked by a store in Chicago called "Tires, Rims, and Gently used baby clothes"
@demitasse226 ай бұрын
5:05 “screed”…goddamn this episode is already everything I wanted
@doncampbell93566 ай бұрын
Love the podcast, thanks for doing it!
@GerbilDrip6 ай бұрын
all that to be robbed of the grape cutaway hurt
@TheGreatKrystoff6 ай бұрын
Andy with the bluesky shoutout! What a legend!
@cursxr25836 ай бұрын
As a dude that was born post Gen X but Highly relates to Cross I have to say I appreciate his discussions about fatherhood and fathers. I'm a single dad who still likes to go to concerts and art events. It's cool too see a cool succesful dad who hasn't lost touch with his identity.. corny rant ..
@Jenny_Oblivion5 ай бұрын
❤ hope you’re well 🙂
@AntoineWilliams71184 ай бұрын
Netflix doesn’t want you because you are straight white male. Duh
@camcam45776 ай бұрын
David! Be sure to check the shelves for ham!
@n1ntar1man6 ай бұрын
This was unexpectedly thought provoking and heartwarming. And it made my siri turn off airline mode
@dno7187 ай бұрын
There’s a salon on Staten Island called “Hair On Earth”
@LukeGeaney5 ай бұрын
21:03 "and who's the Asian Neil Diamond?" got me hard XD
@GodsNode6 ай бұрын
Loved the 🍇 talk.
@latashahowell80906 ай бұрын
These guys are not scared to spit facts. Respect 👊
@AntoineWilliams71184 ай бұрын
Netflix doesn’t want you because you are straight white male. Duh
@MitchSprague6 ай бұрын
A child receiving a box of steaks in the mail is hilarious!
@carin47716 ай бұрын
In my day if we wanted to know what was on TV we scroll thru the channels to see what's on......And we liked it 😀
@Jenny_Oblivion5 ай бұрын
The Morrissey stories were great! He used to say “stay handsome” so my friend and I got T-shirts made, our favorite phrase 😂
@IFellOnMyKeys3 ай бұрын
There's a coffee shop in my town called "Essence of Coffee", and I'm always like, 'is it.. not coffee?'
@simmonslucas6 ай бұрын
I want to see Andy in more shit.
@rogue131313136 ай бұрын
Saw Morrissey in concert about 15 years ago..... closing song (not that anyone knew it was the last song) was There Is A Light that Never Goes Out.....He walked off stage toward the end of the song, singing the last few verses 'there is a light that never goes out ...there is a light....' etc.....AND just never came back!.....that was it! BTW....concert was LESS than an hour in total. Like he just got bored, saw his chance, and rolled out....ha!... Craziness
@foxbasealpha4 ай бұрын
Beatles concerts used to be about 30-35 minutes long.
@quentinscorsese51466 ай бұрын
For someone who hates grapes so much David sure loves to wine. Last person who hated grapes that much was John Steinbeck. Make America Grape Again.
@TheOldHippiebilly7 ай бұрын
The Great Fake Grapes Controversy of 2024! 🔥🤣👍 PS-- My favorite store name is Adcock Prosthetics. (Knoxville, TN 1990s)
@TuddsCrapshoot6 ай бұрын
Better background VHS this episode! Unfortunate to see Contact is no longer behind the guest, but CHUD and Motel Hell are true gems and nice to see!
@tempsitch56326 ай бұрын
You need a better value system.
@nobodyimportant88596 ай бұрын
I've ordered stuff from Omaha steaks before, everything in it was delicious. There are always flyers for it in my mailbox from the news paper
@andrewislas77426 ай бұрын
I thought Andy was going to say at one point. "when do the wings and hot sauces come out?"
@AltusNoumena6 ай бұрын
There's a Asian restaurant in Tampa called Wok and Roll
@newsrim6 ай бұрын
I keep waiting for this show to cohere.
@tempsitch56326 ай бұрын
I had a mini morrissey. Had battery problems though. Sometimes it would start, but sometimes it just didn’t feel like it.
@pigeonhed136 ай бұрын
Derek & Clive was already in my feed. I’ve become obsessed with them of late
@holyworm6 ай бұрын
I love the Masonic Lodge @ The Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Played there a few years ago w/ Sonder. One of the most beautiful nights of my life.
@TheGordeaux6 ай бұрын
"Lords Gym" reference made me cackle with laughter. Thanks Andy
@AntoineWilliams71184 ай бұрын
For someone that eats a lot of legumes and listens to punk rock. Hearing the phrase ‘Big Legume Subsidy’ made me laugh.
@cloefauna6 ай бұрын
New store idea! A Touch Of Robes 🤣
@TheScripflipNetwork6 ай бұрын
A Touch of Shoes
@janheastephens83336 ай бұрын
And then they missed an opportunity to say, “Touch of Robe.”
@The_Bean_Daddy6 ай бұрын
56:30 I had this issue with my mom recently. Her clock broke, and I had to teach her how to put an alarm on her cell phone and it was like the world was going to end because she didn't have an actual alarm clock. It's fascinating the things old people see as end of the world issues.
@MiguelMakesMusic2 ай бұрын
after a while you just get tired of having to learn new stuff all the time. cool avatar btw.
@franklinwilson20116 ай бұрын
We were high on acid and stopped for gas in Colorado somewhere, and as I waited in line I looked around, nervous, and to my left was the Winnie heat rotisserie and the name of it was" It's a burger that eats like a dog " . glistening burger Dogs.... Then, I noticed everyone staring at me, staring at the burger that eats like a dog. Hey, acid made everything...... Funny
@wtfrocks86637 ай бұрын
The wacky Aunt had the center piece of fake, glass or plastic, grapes. Not 8 mins in and thinking. "This is going to be awesome." "Legume subsidy." fill in your laugh
@danAames6 ай бұрын
I'm a big fan of The Smiths and those Morrissey stories were a treat🤣
@okAphex6 ай бұрын
I’m happy to hear you guys talk about the pressure of the current election. HOW IS IT STILL CLOSE!? lol cheers
@Jenny_Oblivion5 ай бұрын
😂 Salem, MA has a hair salon called New Heads on The Block 😬
@icetech67 ай бұрын
Great episode, coulda went 2 hours :)
@Mustangver6 ай бұрын
Anya getting continually sht on for the grapes is the best 👌 😂
@ateilekind68026 ай бұрын
my pearls ❤
@shirakazazel6 ай бұрын
'hit me with the spear again'
@withershin6 ай бұрын
The world isn't ready for Andy yet. Igamine Richter is the line in the sand. We'd be fine if such
@xhawkeye23x6 ай бұрын
Show us the grapes!
@quentinscorsese51466 ай бұрын
1:08:00 says the guy who worked with someone named "CONAN" for decades.
@QUEEFSWEAT6 ай бұрын
F'AWESOME!!!
@thirstfast10256 ай бұрын
David's probably talking about phalaenopsis orchids (22:13)
@janheastephens83336 ай бұрын
I was thinking gladiolus.
@robotjunkie37646 ай бұрын
Daffodils
@stevealleman92066 ай бұрын
Calliope is not a Shakespearean name. Calliope was the muse of epic poetry in ancient Greek mythology.
@onooooooooooo6 ай бұрын
This intro really opened my eyes to terrible podcast seating. You could pick up 2 of those cheap mesh back office chairs at Costco + a folding table, and have a serious upgrade. You currently have 'the good chair' vs 'stoner couch'.
@Jjgarcia3656 ай бұрын
Where can I get this chicken chili
@Jenny_Oblivion5 ай бұрын
❤Andy☺️👏✌️
@mikeytired79876 ай бұрын
What are cool things to do in Atlanta?
@Football__Junkie6 ай бұрын
Does that hat say “Cadavers” ?
@longboarddude6 ай бұрын
Vacuum!! Vacuum!!
@DomBrownyo6 ай бұрын
Theres a chip shop in Amsterdam called "The Chipsy KIng".
@bobsonny6 ай бұрын
hmm does it count as a slur if it's only a direct, unambiguous reference to a slur?
@mboundtogether6 ай бұрын
Around 1:00:00 mark was quite humorous
@productdesign96266 ай бұрын
56:50 I hate seeing people run interviews or podcasts form their phones, too. Might be irrational but it bugs me
@tylernilson70216 ай бұрын
andy is the best
@Jenny_Oblivion5 ай бұрын
Oof! Tough question!
@FromThe36thChamber4 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ the ONLY time seating ALMOST wasn’t an issue, and he has to mention it then making it an issue 😭 honestly I’m starting to think this bit is like an Eric Andre thing where it’s supposed to be bad. Again not the podcast, literally JUST the chair bit
@Ultratoast016 ай бұрын
More grape talk here than the Crush Groove wine podcast.
@Jenny_Oblivion5 ай бұрын
Gladiolas! 🤣
@MelBrown-wj5vd6 ай бұрын
Who's Morrissey?
@Sammyandbobsdad4 ай бұрын
Plastic grapes counted as a vegetable re school lunches during the Reagan regime.
@ckachurak28636 ай бұрын
A Touch of Robe
@lovetrioni6 ай бұрын
Legume subsidy 😂
@davidhanson88266 ай бұрын
A-holes and grapes
@sloanekuria32496 ай бұрын
The Long Beans of Insecurity, by Jim Stinebock
@Jenny_Oblivion5 ай бұрын
I prefer wooden 🍇
@screamsproject6 ай бұрын
David shops at Touch of Robes
@StanSeder6 ай бұрын
Guest request! Sam Seder!
@soth1sol6 ай бұрын
I've been saying this since day two
@ROYALPRIX6 ай бұрын
The willingness to just go off on any given triviality and go as far as possible and hold the bit without a care is one of my favorite things. That and fucking with shitty people in public.
@matthewjamison7 ай бұрын
The 'Swedish German' still keeping up the old "marriage" pretence i see.
@above-us-only-sky6 ай бұрын
I can’t believe you were able to get THE Andy Richter the Swedish German on your podcast. I figured he’d be way too busy being held down by the other two guys.
@Vscustomprinting6 ай бұрын
I feel like i need to prep for this, like im about to take acid or something.. Hope its not fake, that would be anticlimactic.. Bob said this was fake, didnt he?
@rgee18226 ай бұрын
Johnny B!!!
@mikevanderheiden6 ай бұрын
Morrissey hasn't done shit for 30 yrs
@robotjunkie37646 ай бұрын
No meat
@ArtsyFartsyLovers6 ай бұрын
🎉🎉😂
@ps73526 ай бұрын
i will double down on, if and when there is merch, it has to be grape related at this point.
@peterryan41856 ай бұрын
Hilarious!
@кириллфролов-ц8б6 ай бұрын
i do my feet like this let's go!
@kc82036 ай бұрын
If anyone feom Netflix is reading....put down the bs nonsense reality shows and get a show together for these two.
@gregbackus61176 ай бұрын
I hope that copy of C. H. U. D. isn't a fake ffs
@carin47716 ай бұрын
The return of the fake grapes I still don't see haha