Graham's Most Iconic & Sassiest Lines! | The Graham Norton Show

[@sjpuck48]

LOVE “Judi Dench, you lie like a rug”. Only Graham Norton can say that!

[@carolhenry6895]

Oh do I? 😉

[@napalysjuodzevicius3230]

Like a rogue?

[@johnp515]

@@napalysjuodzevicius3230 No, rug

[@hestergreen2031]

Yeah, too funny to

[@monmothma3358]

Yes I mean, she's a national treasure!

[@ZandeKongo]

"Clarke? Clarke? You're sensible shoes, who cares." Classic. 😂

[@DJMarcO138]

100% this

[@chrissummers5115]

My first married name was Clarke lol

[@decodolly1535]

@@chrissummers5115 Please say your next husband was a Doctor Marten! 😊

[@chrissummers5115]

@@decodolly1535 My second husband was a Summers. I have to endure lots of, "Are you related to Ann by any chance?" and people just not believing me. Funny but my maiden name was close to Martin. Never thought of it before.

[@filipfolkesson3865]

"Ohh the cameras were broken, we need to do that again" God I love Graham

[@hunterG60k]

I can't believe he had the presence of mind to come up with that in that moment, I'd have been struggling to form sentences lol

[@sapphire0859]

​@@hunterG60kSame here, I sometimes look at the graham norton show just to be fascinated by his fast comebacks!😁

[@computerjantje]

Graham Norton is by very far the best celebrity talkshow host IN THE WORLD.

[@ashc151]

Absolutely, nobody has such chemistry and quick wit as Graham does!

[@deborahlarsen4384]

Absolutely!!! You took my words right out of my mouth! 😊

[@angelagoodman7224]

Completely agree! He makes everyone the most comfortable, relaxed, funny versions of themselves.

[@dejavu011]

He's so cheeky and witty, super fun to watch!

[@jonaselflamenco]

Absolutely. Gotta love the Irish

[@lr2550]

Whenever I have a really bad mood I just come to watch some Graham and it always works like a charm!

[@116ohmygosh]

Same

[@jennigirl8275]

Yeesssss!!😍😍😍😍

[@TarasTarot]

Doing the same thing right now 😊😂

[@dexxterlab97]

❤❤

[@Charlie-bh3yk]

That’s why I’m here!😂

[@julesb2415]

Denzel was cackling and Keanu was too stunned to speak

[@michaelritchie2968]

"Why were you there?" "That's a good question, too!"

[@Mr.Tin_88]

3:48 Watching Denzel laughing out loud gives me years of life and happiness 😂😂😂

[@mugenshiratori6825]

I don't know why but Keanu's reaction made even more! Just the open mouth WHAT!

[@adambage]

I’ve been double-tapping back and re-watching DW’s laughter for 35 minutes now and I can’t hardly breathe! My man. It is true joy watching him lose it like that.

[@RevSandi]

Same!

[@ofeestrada]

@@adambagedoing the same thing now, and it’s reminding me of the Leo DiCaprio meme 😂😂😂

[@james6792-m1w]

Denzel seems like such an awesome human being. Such a class act, great role model

[@omegajrz1269]

What I like about Graham is that the celebrities who come on his show don't overshadow him. He is the funny one like them.

[@corbuzchristi365]

Graham's off the cuff comedy is way better than the scripted stuff! 😂👌🏻

[@maxulman2223]

I'm in America, and I discovered Graham during the pandemic, and these clips really were my escape from it. He's the best late night host right now.

[@IsyAweigh]

Graham so rarely loses his composure I almost *passed out* when he danced & swooned! 😂

[@jennigirl8275]

I Love it so much😍😍😍

[@LadyPacific808]

Denzel is full on laughing 😂

[@TheCarnivalguy]

9:42 Wow. There may be some humor there, but those two dancing together is very heartwarming. A beautiful moment in time. 🌈

[@suzawilo]

Ikr❤😊❤😊❤

[@jennigirl8275]

Yess! OMG my heart😍😍😍😍😍

[@Powderlover1]

I’ve never seen graham that happy

[@vinicius_teodoro]

FINALLY a compilation just showing the genius of this man, best talk show host of our time, a true icon

[@MusondaV]

Keanu's Reaction is priceless...he was like 😮😮😮😮😮

[@johnsonken96]

I just love how he says “WE WERE ALL BOOOORRRNNN” 😂😂😂

[@xEchoelle]

Judy dench is so precious 😂

[@lindanewsom5797]

She’s a true treasure!

[@kornsin]

My wife and I have for years said to each other when we bust one another on an accidental lie of omission "Judi Dench you lie like a rug!". Always good fun.

[@annicecooper8105]

The Judi Dench / Elton John show was fabulous. Rapier sharp wit and such good sports all of them

[@CharliePetricor]

“She wants a prize?! WE WE’RE ALL BORN!” I’m using that from now on when someone uses the “but it’s my birthday!” card. 😂

[@kaoskartoffel6572]

The Spanish Chicken P*nis story was the lamest red chair story ever. NO one laughed, not one of the guests. And yet, Graham still managed to save the situation and make it funny through his reaction! "I can ONLY apologize!" with a disappointed face. Brilliant!

[@tomorrowtodaysociety2028]

10 minutes only? This should be a ninety-minute video. Graham is the pinnacle of hosts in our time.

[@josephprovencher6345]

Jennifer Saunders seated next to Channing Tatum was a wonderful surprise ❤❤❤ I also LOVED Graham's lil giggle during his dance with Channing lol.

[@ThunderPants13]

Graham's reaction to the slow dance was priceless!

[@jennigirl8275]

😍😍😍

[@rikeara3410]

So cute ❤

[@sharmaji.ki.beti.]

Rebel's Pebble - tiny Rock....was so clever!

[@jamesdrynan]

Graham is a brilliant host! He handles his guests with wit and panache. One of a kind!

[@blu7878]

Rebels' pebble. I love Graham 😂❤

[@peacelovehappines931]

and i love how Kevin's reaction was exactly the correct one for such a (brilliantly) terrible pun lmao "that's why you are who you are, Graham" 😂

[@gerardmanfroid1860]

I love Judi Dench...she's adorable and so authentic !!

[@MoreGraceJohansson]

That Judi Dench interview is my favourite interview ever it always makes me laugh

[@Fredjohnson2920]

Hello 👋🏻 grace, how are you doing?

[@Artimao]

This is the only talk show where celebrities feel comfortable enough to be themselves and talk like normal people

[@thetrustysidekick3013]

"We were all born!" gets me so much.

[@jmo2104]

I'm dying laughing watching Graham blush for all he's worth.

[@keeshiabrie]

My favorite sassy Graham moment is when the waitress he didn’t pay end up on the Red Chair! “How DARE she ask me for money! I was supporting live theatre!” 😂

[@ismaelcardozolopez5156]

The combinations of guests is incredible. And so is Graham.

[@winterwitch457]

The first minute and a half is just pure gold 😂❤

[@Rockindobbs]

I’m so glad they never tried to bring this show over here 🇺🇸 and ruin it! Watching Graham clips is one of my favorite pastimes 😊

[@RGerard_Costa]

“That’s why you’re who you’re Graham”

[@teem00r]

“we were all born“ simply lovely

[@Irishgirl7]

What Rob Brydon said & the way he said it-hilarious!!!

[@rebelraccoon9018]

Needed this today. Always great to see John Bishop, one of the finest comedians. Love how everyone seems to be having such good time in a comfortable atmosphere and the guests interact with each other. 😎Graham is the best.

[@Kate21561]

So many golden one-liners from everyone here....too many to quote! 🤣🤣👍

[@lizpadilla3292]

Graham is always sassy and love him for it. lol.

[@Cujo71]

I love how there are some Brits that listening to them I am like they are super prim and proper, but then you realize how hilarious they are. For me the top that I thought were always serious (due to the rolls they play) only to find out that they are some of the funniest down to earth women, DameHelen Mirren, Kate Beckinsale, Lena Heady, and especially Dame Judi Dench.

[@Karenmccourt8240]

Graham can get away with everything. Love him 🥰

[@Fredjohnson2920]

Hello 👋🏻 Karen, how are you doing?

[@vdd1001]

That last clip is hilarious, graham enjoyed that too much

[@ladyethyme]

I can’t love him enough❤❤

[@zackarydecicco3919]

0:00 JUDI DENCH doesn't remember seeing GRAHAM NORTON at a club 1:27 HENRY CAVILL find filming s*x scenes weird 2:19 CARA DElEVINGNE tells TINIE TEMPAH what "tempah" means 3:34 GRAHAM NORTON doesn't care that it's THE BIG RED CHAIR's person birthday 4:13 GRAHAM NORTON says THE BIG RED CHAIR's person's name sounds like an ambulance 5:32 THE ROCK shows off his smoulder 7:01 CHANNING TATUM dances with GRAHAM NORTON

[@montserratfernandez7644]

Thank you very much!

[@tiwaba3]

I've started searching for your post now before I watch the video😂 Also, there are channels, even non comedy, & I'll be looking through comments going 'where's that person that gives us time stamps & names😂😂😂 then to realize, I'm not watching Graham Norton. Thank you for what you do.

[@zackarydecicco3919]

@@tiwaba3 Haha. Glad I could help.

[@akaiseigo]

Graham giggling like a schoolgirl while dancing with that Tatum guy.

[@jennigirl8275]

Yess.🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍🤣🤣🤣

[@MikeB12800]

Graham is the best interviewer, so surprised he’s not more recognized as such!!!

[@bill9540]

England is very fortunate…he is a master at hosting and assembling wonderful guests.😊 Thanks from 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@Rexox11]

I love Judi Dench, she is so fabulous ❤️

[@dippegalant]

Sensible shoes is the most savage and lovely comment at the same time... 🙂

[@tiff_marie88]

I love the Graham Norton clip videos. Always make me laugh.

[@bredaoshea9159]

Protect this woman at all costs ❤😂

[@decodolly1535]

I keep coming back to this just for "You're sensible shoes, who cares?!" 😁

[@pblw4276]

2:01 geez, I love Graham

[@SuperJNG18]

"I can only apologize, Dame Shirley Bassey" is a sentence most people probably hope they DON'T have to say lol

[@harryholbrook3751]

I do love the camp humour need more of that just peoples having a right laugh

[@benpatsy2076]

Graham's face at 5:22 when he pulls the lever. Lol.

[@worldcitizen9202]

Judy: "They took us in through the back door" -- Graham: "That's right" -- Elton pointing at Graham: "Story of her life" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hello-d9h]

That look from Dwayne Johnson, i too am pregnant 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KevinN-df8eo]

To get Denzel Washington and Keanu Reeves laughing like loonies is a special talent.

[@AtrociousNightmare]

Omg that ending was so cuuuuute

[@josephprovencher6345]

Was soooooo happy to see the GREAT Annie Lennox on here 💯💗

[@Indy_21]

6:25 Kevin Hart... 😂 he's like "what? For this?!"

[@Fredjohnson2920]

Hello indy, how are you doing?

[@puspavelai8353]

Best quip that *really reassures* 😅- "Don't worry, I've got all the answers!" 🤣

[@niyidelano]

Best talk show on TV in the world.

[@RowingSwiftie25]

Rebel’s pebble! 😂

[@S1L3NTG4M3R]

"Oh yes... that's right..." - - LOL

[@angelacharin636]

Graham is so sweet and funny. I just love to watch his show ❣️

[@tharealnytro69]

"They took us through the back door!" "Well wouldn't they?!" Graham's comebacks are sick! 😂😂😂😂

[@theodoretekkers]

Dame Judy is so sweet. God bless ❤

[@frenchitaaki7357]

- "Are going to slow dance?" -"Yes" -☺️☺️☺️☺️😍

[@ella17734]

6:15 When Dwayne does that smolder thing he looks like a Scooby Doo character.

[@Adam-oy4ix]

Judi is a bloody treasure....

[@Karenmccourt8240]

Oh my god! This show is the greatest!

[@jennigirl8275]

😮OMG!! I Love the dancing!! It was so cute!!! 😍😍😍😘😍😍😍

[@Fredjohnson2920]

Hello Jenni, how are you doing?

[@jennigirl8275]

@@Fredjohnson2920 am good and u

[@Fredjohnson2920]

@@jennigirl8275 I’m good thanks for asking 🙏

[@Fredjohnson2920]

@@jennigirl8275 it’s nice meeting you here,I’m Fred from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and you?

[@jennigirl8275]

@@Fredjohnson2920 french guiana

[@Hello-d9h]

Judi Dench is such amazing actress and a beautiful classy lady too 💐💐💐💐

[@gus65991]

2:27 No it's not, never heard anyone use that

[@77yggfe12ujn]

Graham is the best ❤❤❤

[@marksasahara1115]

Anna and Timberface had no effing clue! I love it! I love Anna Kendrick! She's gold!

[@tobyreed8916]

Having denzel at the end of the sofa is outrageous

[@2eleven48]

There's no hierarchy on the show, and thank heavens for that. Does Denzel look outraged? Chill.

[@emmamarshall221]

I think he moved so the musical guest could have the prime seat for the last bit of the show

[@embisonjones4996]

Count on an American to find something to complain about.

[@Lilbit09]

​@@embisonjones4996 No we don't, it's just Denzel is usually so arrogant I thought he was put there on peupose to tone him down a bit😂😂😂😂. And of course yes we do complain about everything😂 Our stiff upper lips are wobbly😂

[@weshasawi]

@@emmamarshall221 BULLY

[@johnanderson9765]

With Dwayne Johnson's facial expressions, it reminds me of how Joey from Friends achieved expressions like that: He tried to do long divsion in his head.

[@navepniel5063]

3:56 the way graham says “we were all bored” is funny asf

[@shekharyadav380]

he actually said "we were all born" because of the mentioning of the birthday.

[@navepniel5063]

@@shekharyadav380OHHHH THATS FUNNIER BRUH

[@ramtinology91]

graham norton experienced heaven there, lol

[@davidmansson5840]

I am swedish and thats not the right Word for it😂

[@tinasjostrand2677]

Nej, aldrig hört det 😊

[@elenia.2408]

"It's good. That's why you are who you are, Graham." :D

[@UBZUKki]

Just brilliant

[@handlerikme]

Keanu Reeves was SHOOK 😂😭

[@peepinR]

Some of these bench lineups are crazy... Arnold, Emilia and Jake Gyllenhall? Whoopi, Keanu and Denzel?

[@avawolverton3951]

“WE WERE ALL BOOOOORN!”I wish I was there to see that in person

[@robertfencl4401]

I love Judi Dench! So smart, so funny!

[@MrRedfreds]

Mr Norton brilliant humour 👌

[@technoforever888]

Love, love, love 🥰😍🤩♥

[@nikkicole54321]

3:48 this is grahams villain origin story. 😂

[@thomasstevens4814]

Judi Dench looks stunning 😍

[@bec5250]

Ty Russel, for pointing out the obvious, and detrimental. Ty. Did not expect that from a fellow Australian - and a bloke at that.

[@TheCelticKT]

Judi Dench is so precious.

[@Khevor]

If Channing Tatum slow danced with me, I think I'd turn to mush. (That said, I haven't slow-danced since high school and comparatively, that'd put Channing in what... grade 4, I think). Even still... mush.