Worst Travelling Stories: Aries Spears

[@jose-marie]

Stop censoring standup. That's like eating pizza without the cheese. It hardly makes any sense the whole story coz there's so much bleeping.

[@tyronewhite9329]

Word!

[@umerjavednisar]

They'd get demonitised

[@abudujannah.]

Well done for censoring words

[@pfcaraujo]

Right. It’s the internet. We are three clicks away from seeing the craziest shit you ever seen.

[@bmason1292]

Exactly…hot no dog. Ham no burger

[@enexprod]

Stop the beeps!!!

[@elsvenjo8603]

Middle East?? Seem's like Americans are really immune to geography 😂😂😂

[@honorquest]

I caught that too, I think he just rode with it for material sake.

[@Mojo-vu4hr]

innit

[@ameenomar1911]

What about the actual Pakistani guy saying he’s from the Middle East, is he also immune to geography?

[@BillyWilliams-gw1tx]

Stop judging a whole country off of one person 😐

[@namesarecliche3850]

It is a common pakistani delusion to consider themselves as middle eastern or Turks 😂😂😂

[@saliyaweerasinghe1201]

In what universe pakistan is a middle eastern country

[@MohsinAzizOfficial]

Bro probably missed his geography classes

[@Bless-cs9ct]

In america

[@تونسيفينيويورك]

If you like 50 shades of brown, you’re middle eastern, even if you were born in Alaska. Welcome to America.

[@anooppradhan8908]

Better there than near us. Snake afar always looks best

[@تونسيفينيويورك]

@@anooppradhan8908 we think the same about you

[@p24hrsmith]

Well "bleep" that "bleep" "bleep" talk a load of "bleep" "bleep" "bleep" "bleep" stop it "bleep" "bleep" flowers

[@jakemorden8544]

This clip is ruined by the beeping.

[@RedVoteRedemption]

As a black man I love dark skinned Indian women, they are fucking BEAUTIFUL!!!

[@candyman2168]

Yes they are 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

[@Finggy]

I like dark skinned women regardless of where they're from

[@keenanmoore4163]

Shiiid! As a black man, I love my own black women. They are beautiful, and all i need. Dont know those other folks.

[@jawadhaider5359]

Nope

[@Sridharatgtube]

Yeah but they don’t like you. Lol.

[@Cyber.Thunder]

Stop censoring words 🙄

[@abudujannah.]

Keep censorship ❤

[@Cyber.Thunder]

@@abudujannah. 👎

[@alakabam4664]

take your commie crap somewhere else

[@RoderickWarren23]

That last 15 secs had me DYING 😂 I’m glad I was parking my car

[@y2k704]

As a Pakistani I am more annoyed since we aren't considered middle east, I believe we fall into south asian

[@theascendunt9960]

Man, Americans think Asian means Far East Asians. They don't even understand geography, let alone ethnicities..

[@alikool6551]

Historically, Pakistan and india is actually middle east and arab world that is called middle east is actually middle world.

[@tepangora1388]

So do you consider yourself an Asian then bro? Genuinely curious.

[@bondrewedthesoverignofdawn1477]

​@@tepangora1388middle east is in Asia. Middle Eastern are by default Asian.

[@babarasad]

​@alikool6551 no it's not. It's called south east Asia for a reason. The same reason why Afghanistan does not fall into middle east either. India and Pakistan are part of the south east Asian peninsula.

[@gregcosta6965]

" oh my god girl who did your hair shaaalanz" hahah.

[@zomalfa4363]

Its ironic, I was just thinking about someone who said the same thing, LL cool J.

[@ayalibra]

😂😂😂

[@slickwilly6868]

Aries is so underrated as a comedian.

[@neutron7791]

Pakistan is in Asia...

[@bentleybabie]

So is Europe

[@BlindMellowJelly]

Lol. In America it's different. My neighbor is Paki and he told me a white man reffused to let him treat his leg injury. Called him a sand n word. I was like wait...tgats our word. Lol😊

[@tastemixer6450]

So is UAE 👀

[@krissifadwa]

Pakistan is more like South Asia. The Middle East is more like East Africa and Western Asia! Mainly Arabs there

[@TheEndofK]

Asians according to Americans: East Asia: Asian South East Asia: Filipino South Asia: Indian West Asia: Middle Eastern Central Asia: Russian

[@cooooffeebean]

Strawberry kitkats😂😂

[@sliceofanything]

the beeps ruined the video

[@violence6218]

He sounded like tasmanian devil towards the end!😂

[@BigOsmani]

The Pakistani brother at 2:26 pointing his finger at Aeries to let him know you're doing to much 😂😂😂

[@G2Merica]

Stallone in Tulsa was magical. I watched the season 1 twice

[@rajabcroswell9020]

My exact question.

[@FASI231]

The funniest thing is that Pakistan isn't in the middle east. Its in south Asia.

[@MidniteProphet]

It’s both actually the parts connected to Iran and Afghanistan are Middle East India begins at the Indus River which on east side of pakistan

[@MuhammadJahanzaibJahanza-vm4co]

That guy says he is from Pakistan and doesnt even know that Pakistan is not in Middle East.

[@oldman9642]

Refuse to watch as long as you censor. I hear all these words on other KZbin channels so I know it’s NOT KZbin!

[@colinwhat769]

It looked like it was on comedy central or something. All that is probably available unless you have access to cc's archives, and who knows how those are maintained... is edited material. It's clear what he's saying anyways just enjoy it

[@refugioruiz6707]

Ha ha ha 😂 he imitated rocky real good

[@immigreat54]

American and their geography 👏🏼👏🏼

[@bossahmed4085]

Strawberry kitkat lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tazerfaceiii]

Aries is still funny..after all these years thats hard to do man.RESPECT

[@nikhilij7595]

wtf did pakistan become middle east

[@ds3578]

Because that is where there abbu came from😂😂😂

[@namesarecliche3850]

Since we were Arabz and shiiie

[@dourbeen]

Pakistan is in greater middleast

[@user-tz2gn1pi8u]

Americans tryna justify their screwd up geography.

[@optimus2g]

@@user-tz2gn1pi8u Exactly

[@maaziy_ghaziyIYI]

Pakistan is actually east of the middle east. It may not be middle eastern but it neighbors and borders the Middle East and shares a lot of history, culture and religion with the Middle East. It could be classified as a bridge/transnational country between the Middle East, Central Asia and India.

[@drewbranch7700]

He ain’t lying about some of them Jamaican women I have encountered in the past lol

[@join2manish]

one of the funniest thing i have heard and watched in longest time

[@zuhairvazir338]

More like the South East. Loved the gig, 😅 all the best, from Pakistan

[@ashwinpawar5325]

South asian to be precise

[@cosminmorga1331]

Thanks for the video

[@msm9430]

American geography at its finest.

[@victorialynnstruble]

I love the fact that he cusses so much that even the editing team lets some profanity slip because they missed it

[@redpillpxki786]

Pakistan is South Asia not the Middle East

[@mrme2653]

While really there's no real place called middle east!!

[@tyrionlannister6459]

Middle East is colonial term, I think you west Asia

[@TheBlindSwordsman]

Yes, technically, but it is now​@@mrme2653

[@BE-bk1tb]

It’s jokes… relax.

[@yahyamorse9334]

As of 2001 the geography maps in alot of areas have added Pakistan to the Middle East due to the fact of it's majority Muslim population yet most people their do not speak Farsi or Arabic which are 2 major languages spoken in the Middle East region .

[@mehmood3526]

Bro I loved the Pakistani and Arab jokes. Aries is one of my favorite comics

[@car1it05WAY]

Lmao. That Stallone impersonation

[@KiranMedia.]

1:33 Thanks for all the beeping, I still could understand 1 or 2 words

[@jesserimoniii6864]

Exactly 😆 I thought I was going crazy. Rocky I couldn't understand wtf he was saying on the last past? Had to rewind that shit like 10 times lol😂😂

[@ItsAlwaysJermainesFault2113]

More please more 😂

[@chlsaust9018]

HE IS GREAT❤❤❤❤❤

[@zaidshaikh1855]

Beeping Hilarious hahaha! Damn this is spot on! See this tells us a lot about the Pakistani Mindset. He asked who is from the Middle and he responded - that's the most hilarious thing ever

[@TEXAS2459]

BRUH HIS IMPERSONATIONS ARE SO EPIC!! 👏👏👏👏

[@laramieg1221]

We like strawberry kit kats😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@ryanstricklandcomedian8892]

Hilarious!

[@malek2335]

Pakistan in Indian subcontinent, not in Middle East.

[@nocf6465]

yea. obviously that guy is a dumbo.

[@theultimatenewplayer9341]

Same general region. It literally on the border of Afghanistan and Iran. Saying Pakistan is in the Middle East and not the Indian subcontinent is like say Egypt is in the Middle East and not the African continent. It's literally on the border where the transition to the Indian subcontinent begins.

[@ds3578]

Buy that is where their abbu came from 😂😂😂

[@Bravo937]

We sometimes group it all together. Thats known. Let’s be all critical and literal and try to ruin a joke with geography lessons because that’s what we are paying attention to when we watch comedy.

[@wolvie041007]

You think Americans know geography? 😅

[@dorisspears5921]

World's Greatest!❤

[@carlmadlope1177]

4:10 sounds like UFC GSP!

[@theGrayArea2]

This video popped just in time when New Orleans attacked happened few days ago

[@ThomasBoston-jq5rp]

that dude is an engineer and he assembling a Bomb under the table

[@namesarecliche3850]

The peak comedy of a Pakistani calling himself middle eastern 😂😂

[@Gamefever_10]

When did Pakistani called himself middle eastern? It was just this comedian that assumed, get yu facts right p@jeet

[@Berni13]

The Guy in the audience, a Pakistani Claires to be middle western. Pay attention

[@sickofya]

Title of this should be Sly’s parody

[@creolespanish34]

I stopped watching this the umpteenth time the censor beeps kept me from understanding a joke, and it was before timestamp 2:00 of a 6 minutes video. Don't post comedy if the guidelines prohibit profanity, this is ridiculous

[@reneemorris8749]

Turn the subtitles on 😅

[@con10tv25]

5:57 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maxcooper4155]

Fuck. This guy is so underrated

[@BenJones-jc2de]

Brother is funny man

[@DavidAnderson-m4y]

There's the kid lol

[@marsbambino3725]

All these beeps could’ve started its own EDM track

[@rali5381]

I met a Hindu Yogi in the Tibetan Mountain range who once told me Pakistan will soon become the headquarters of the world and all countries will bow before it's success

[@propagandauncovered6650]

Really? In Pakistani myself

[@Berni13]

And then you woke up

[@suzie55]

Banana kitkat. Cannot get those

[@ilhaamhartley7468]

So right aaargh

[@Retro30]

He was good one time..his going all DooLally now 🧠 lost the plot..😂

[@LuisVillanueva-gu9en]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Brandon-te7tw]

This feels very Patrice O'Neil-ish

[@sallysson]

Don''t disrespect Patrice like that. Aries has his lane in sketch comedy, but Patrice's stand up is so much smarter.

[@Brandon-te7tw]

@@sallysson I think the disrespect comes from Aries using phrases and doing a bit very similar to Patrice's.

[@sallysson]

@@Brandon-te7tw Could be. Just glad to come across another Patrice fan. ✌

[@Brandon-te7tw]

@sallysson Patrice was and still is blatantly underrated because the powers that be couldn't control the level of truth he spoke in his comedy. He is sorely missed by many who could use his level of intelligence in these times.

[@Many-y7b]

Beep,..beep ...more beep... This is not the Disney channel..

[@sidkings]

That first part about Indian/British accent sounded very familiar to a fluffy joke... About keeping it real.

[@aljamal4254]

Skadooosh!

[@aljamal4254]

2:21

[@Jose.Q_]

I always find it weird when youtubers upload some vids and they always censor certain words , which i get it because of YT strict rules , it kills the whole vibe of the comedy skit

[@Aqil-sm3wz]

when the f did pakistan becomes a middle east country.

[@AliKhan-dc1ft]

Exactly, and he didn’t even correct him

[@mazinhussein4297]

Yeah man, this is terrible I feel sick

[@dourbeen]

It's in greater middle east

[@Aqil-sm3wz]

@@dourbeen Have you ever heard about SOUTH ASIA?

[@dourbeen]

@Aqil-sm3wz pakistan is in both ... south south asia and greater middle east.

[@EHmoderate]

This guy is funny Just to clarify Pakistan is not Middle East, it’s South Asia

[@Mojo-vu4hr]

pakistan aint Middle East its more like india ...at the beginning of this I was like this man is well travelled....hell no LMAO!

[@mazinhussein4297]

He just wanted to make the joke about bombs so it does not matter

[@Mojo-vu4hr]

@@mazinhussein4297 no it does matter the INDUS and DESERT of MIDDLE EAST AINT SAME,,,,its 2 worlds...

[@dourbeen]

Pakistan comes in greater middle east..secondly india is named after a river in pakistan.

[@strifelord5239]

That's the first Pakistani ever to call himself Middle Eastern. Poor guy was there by himself and wanted the attention.

[@brandonplavcan9741]

Pakistan is in Asia AND the Greater Middle East, just like how Egypt is in Africa as well as the Middle East. They're geopolitical terms, they don't indicate continents.

[@boredengineersittingatgroo2638]

No.

[@financebaby]

Even Iran🇮🇷 isn't in the Middle East, how can you include Pakiatan bro

[@AlvinWillistonDavis]

Rocky and dmx separated at birth

[@190morpheus]

😂

[@abhishhk.]

Pakistan think they are middle east 😂

[@bigtaco4362]

Pakistan is mainly sputh asian. But some people consider it part of central asia or middle east. Cant change it. Location

[@MF-111]

South Asian not middle eastern

[@Ragingbullgeo]

🐐

[@nikaawan9555]

Actually Pakistan is the middle east of asia....haha 😅 Love and respect 💓😘

[@domju6546]

"we all..."

[@efaz4321]

How a brudda dont know where Pakistan is from and thats where he from we'll never know

[@itsammar92]

Wow the Pakistani himself didn't even know where his country is

[@naeemchaudhary680]

But we know where ur mom is 😜 🥴🥴🥴

[@nabuchiznasar]

Pakistan is considered far east, I hope this ends the debate once and for all.

[@propagandauncovered6650]

Far east is China, Korea and Japan bro

[@travelandeats8518]

I just went Jamaica solo no all inclusive. Had 2 women in Jamaica.. Felt safe walking down streets alone. No one bothered me maybe 1 homeless ask me for change but that’s everywhere USA literally. Jamaica felt safer than USA despite racist silly travel advisory but never none for USA hahaha

[@domju6546]

😆

[@Randomicity912]

Pakistan is south central Asia. The Middle East is West Asia.

[@kiddfaz]

man listen, that part about black people in Europe? lord have mercy lmfao I gotta treated like a king in Lithuania lmao I never had so many women just out right flirt with me because I exist, it was actually kind of overwhelming at a point

[@Roxer777]

I am at exactly 1:52 and has to stop cause I cant understand what is going om with all these beeps!!! Terrible!

[@GloryboyNaj]

Every word is a curse word but “nigga”😂

[@puncastle5150]

Pakistan is nowhere near the Middle East. It’s in South Asia. It’s 2,000 miles away. It’s like asking, “Who is from Hollywood?”… “I’m from St. Louis”.

[@apache-90]

You are ruining it with beeps.

[@mcbenefield-if8nz]

Please censor the cuss words.I am an adult.I understand English. I have a clean mind Please realize it is grown up to like clean language.

[@suzie55]

Canada is the same with accent

[@DigsWigs2022]

Fuck is beeping for? Fuck!!

[@mrraiz6289]

apparently Pakistan is now in middle east.

[@bokangntsonyane9954]

I don't think he has any idea where Pakistan is

[@PeterRichmond.]

Oh wow these beeping sounds really irritating me 😀😀😀 i come here to watch funny stand ups to release stress but instead it stresses me even more 😀👍🏻

[@TripleKhaos]

fucking beeps god dammit

[@fractal9720]

All I hear is, “beep…..beep, beep, beep….”, and a long etc. no first amendment any more ? I don’t feel ofended, but I feel ofended for too much censorship. Are we in a third world country?

[@TreeFiddyProductions-tk3ko]

HHAHAHHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@hassannaeem536]

Pakistan is in southeast asia 😂

[@thedarksideoftheforce6658]

Aries I say this with love but Tommy Davidson owns the Rocky bit and ehh you are stealing it. Tommy doesn't a perfect I repeat a perfect flawless Stallone. No one on earth does it better than Tommy Davidson absolutely no one.