OFFLINETV $10,000 WHITE ELEPHANT ft. Valkyrae, Fuslie, Myth, & Starsmitten

[@awakenmytoads9632]

Lily: “Its a thousand dollars so it has to be good” Michael: *laughs in oil*

[@Schzercro]

His oil stash is going to be stolen by the American government for "funding"

[@jacobdenosta3339]

Valkarae: laughs in kayak

[@HaidarNormal]

I kinda like the oil tho

[@dreamanime5730]

@@HaidarNormal same

[@joonDOWN]

you know poki is hella stressed XD lmfao

[@eringrant5191]

Michael skipping and happily cheering “she chose the gift! What a fuckin’ idiot!” Sent me rolling 😂😂😂

[@drpure4876]

Lmao

[@danthepaninimanbreadboy9253]

Me to

[@Destructoplays]

12:18 for anyone wondering

[@rileywelch3498]

Bruh I was rolling on the floor in laughter and now i am rewatching it just to laugh

[@bxtboy323]

Michael is fucking hilarious

[@tylerm7561]

Everyone to Michael: “You got a barrel of crude oil!” Michael: “No I got 25 barrels of crude oil”

[@Shady36]

25 barrels can translate into serious money though. But its dangerous to store because the fumes are flammable. Edit: I'm assuming they never left the refinery, so that pretty much translates to gas money for a year.

[@OutMagic]

The fucking sudden turn of 1 barrel into 25 XD hilarious

[@robbieisdabest8793]

@@Shady36 I mean isn’t it only worth about 1k since that’s what he bought it for

[@thesneakyfoxtss]

Oil's probably gonna go up soon too, so Michael picked a smart-ass investment.

[@2LettersSho]

@@robbieisdabest8793 There's often weird situations where companies need storage space for oil and things like this, chances are there's some way to make extra money from holding the barrels for some time.

[@Evan-rl1rn]

Looking back on it, Michaels's gift is worth 4x what it was during this video. 55 gallons of crude oil is roughly $4300 US right now.

[@EternalTriadthePaladin]

Yeah pretty much any constantly in demand commodity is a good gift since itll usually naturally increase right? Lol

[@MrMinecraftGamer456]

@@EternalTriadthePaladin Not really. Oil is constantly being produced as well, so supply usually matches demand. The reason oil has grown so much is because it was recovering from all time lows due to production increases in oil by Russia and OPEC and Covid19 no want to traveling, thus not needing oil (it went negative Apr 2020) .

[@Extraschmedium]

It’s 25 55 gallon barrels. So 1375 gallons.

[@andymiller1597]

Ohhh buddy

[@tjbehrens7077]

True

[@Hmm.........................]

"I got a PS5!" "I got an IPad!" "I got 25 barrels of industrial US Grade crude oil."

[@PaperiLiidokki]

USA government would like to know your location.

[@Zarafin]

*Us national anthem starts playing*

[@neglectrio]

he could sell for much more

[@cluanneyoula4634]

No no... I got something to dump into the ocean.

[@wahabalrefai4987]

@@neglectrio the price is dropping rapidly from 100 usd a barrel 2010 to now its less then 30 usd a barrel nowdays and its dropping hard

[@cryssalys3285]

We see 9 people exchanging gifts and michael basically just bought 25 barrels of Crude oil

[@dimensionalspirit4027]

Technically 8, since myth also took for himself his silver

[@KnightOfSkorri]

@@dimensionalspirit4027 actually at the very end of the video you can see Poki traded it to Myth, so it was technically still just Michael

[@duodecaquark3186]

@@KnightOfSkorri Then Toast took his stonks back as well.

[@zSilverGuardian]

@@dimensionalspirit4027 the silver is with rae, she even stream when holding it

[@Ohnay77]

I’m sorry BASICALLY?!

[@ekko808]

You guys laugh, but the price of crude oil has gone up 10% since Christmas, and rising. Update: Michael bought at about $48 per barrel. It recently reached a peak of $84 in November 2021, which would have made for a nice profit of 75%. Omegabrain Michael.

[@Foxxy-td7ng]

hey did it... he killed the economy...

[@dylndaviln3091]

Mastermind

[@Krakhead27]

He is rich now

[@rednecromancer2579]

oh my god

[@karakal4767]

But what abou the amazon stock? Hmm?

[@wadewats2278]

Micheal single handedly raised the level of comedy in offline tv

[@RandomNulls]

And also significantly increased the amount of times everyone has been tased

[@justadumb8864]

And the money spent

[@rein6600]

@@RandomNulls which was probably more than one

[@ohitsrusher842]

He *is* the comedy

[@yooniemin7]

Ii

[@Frostbite2346]

Poki: opens Michael’s gift Michael: You’ve just activated my trap card

[@unsettlingriyuki6572]

Also Micheal: Trapcard is also Going to be Useful as time passes by! I Will Manipulate Society that Crude Oil Has An Abundant amount of Good Luck when you put it beside your Bed! I will be Filthy Rich in 2 Years Babyyyyy, HEHEHEHE!

[@patrickvillareal3166]

lol

[@gaby4076]

Hes voice cracked me open when we said "its a 55 gallon of crude oil" idk why

[@opuser1]

What I find absolutely bonkers is that Michael LIFTS the barrel. If its full its could weigh like 135 KILOS/300 POUNDS

[@JWolfiez]

@@opuser1 yeah he is BUFF AS FUCK

[@Duplacorn]

Michael sounds like a magic trickster goblin when he said “wooooo she chose the gift”

[@baileyluchun1717]

He is a magical trickster goblin

[@KeikiChan]

"What a fukin' idiot"

[@zenithchan1646]

Ikr

[@3merald._.]

His like a player in Yu-Gi-Oh "YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD"

[@averagegamer7513]

12:20

[@mr.morning8869]

Everyone: its an iPhone. No its an Android. Michael: they're never going to suspect the OIL

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

The next evolutionary step from a lump of coal.

[@Formless_Blob]

Memento mori

[@mr.morning8869]

@@Formless_Blob Memento Mori

[@SimplyJanemba]

it only was 1 empty barrel lol

[@mr.morning8869]

@@SimplyJanemba ? One empty barrel?

[@isaacli1636]

For those wondering, those 25 barrels of crude oil went from being worth ~$50 each to ~$120 each, so michael's gift went from being worth $1230 to ~$3000 now in March 2022 (a 250% increase)

[@jean-bon1537]

Michael is a genius for this

[@chinguunerdenebadrakh7022]

Yeah, but these commodities don't just exist in a vacuum. They have to be stored. The amount of space you'd need for 25 barrels is pretty huge, depending on location, will easily surpass 2000 USD over a year. And then you'd have to somehow contact a refinery or a reseller who'll come pick it up for a lower price (because the guy has to, you know, account for the price of shipping and convenience).

[@auraaa_2991]

@@chinguunerdenebadrakh7022theres no way storing 25 barrels would cost more than 2k a year, simply looking at the size of the barrel i could fit 50 in my garage

[@Zaratch]

What's the price now?? Hella curious

[@ikosaheadrom]

​@@Zaratch you should of asked in mid 2023 the pries were oof the roof back then

[@YounBryan]

Poki: Is it an iPhone? Rae: Is it an Andriod? Micheal: *You have no idea whats coming*

[@joshuarichardson7300]

Fuck poki

[@pepperonipizza8929]

It’s better than both

[@frankhamburger2075]

@@joshuarichardson7300 that’s the plan

[@GreatBlueSkai]

@@pepperonipizza8929 its the best gift in all of this

[@samfairbanks3692]

@@joshuarichardson7300 good luck mate, she's probably hard too achieve, wish you the best tho! happy holidays

[@caleblim6890]

Rae on the oil barrel: we are NOT bringing that home Brodin: we’ll ship the other 24 to you

[@noxthederg9522]

Im the first to comment wow

[@judahschafer4799]

@@noxthederg9522 wow so impressive there’s one other comment and it’s me

[@-jaek-5156]

She sounded like a mother right there😂😂

[@stevethea5250]

@Charlotte Harris aint thqt dream

[@bobbobert9379]

*It's 1050 goddamn gallons of oil wtf*

[@Concrusher]

Headlines two weeks later: Local crackhead arrested for dumping 25 barrels of oil into the pacific ocean

[@atharvakokaje5818]

Lol🤣

[@petterjy5047]

Lmao

[@hbcdfg]

I died laughing on this comment

[@mrpicky1868]

and somehow gets 50 million subscribers

[@biscuitface7245]

nice stolen comment of me bro

[@geeth.k.official1605]

Poki: "is there an Iphone?" Michael: "no its way better" Lily: "an Android?" Michael: "CRUDE OIL"

[@FlaMango6127]

Pokimane: your gift will be wheeled in? Michael: *Runs like a goblin*

[@cycoserin]

With the laugh of one as well

[@mrbeastfan5795]

😂😂😂😂😂Ikr

[@fierce4453]

@Asura Code manz like krampus but with 300 tazer

[@nova_apx8261]

“She picked the gift” “What a fuckin idiot”

[@Dominik-sz3cy]

WOOOO SHE CHOOSE THE GIFT

[@delaticaldigital]

Lily: *gets good gifts Everyone else: *Hippity hoppity, your gift is now my property*

[@GC-kj4zv]

Everyone else: it's free real estate

[@sagescribe_]

Everyone else: is for me?

[@i-am-a-furret9716]

this has been the best comment I have seen on this site so far, have a cookie 🍪

[@vailingbow1068]

I wouldn't have gotten it if I had the chance.

[@forestt_2146]

@@sagescribe_ 👉☹👈

[@トミア-y4y]

Scarra’s lthe dad who doesn’t care what he gets he just wants his kids to be happy

[@KanishkMalkan]

thats what i love about him the most!

[@mdujjol5184]

English

[@sirbearbotbear5087]

@@mdujjol5184 inggerrishuu

[@veravye]

I love scawwa!

[@hazelmaeconejero2595]

nothing truer than this comment

[@zucco9486]

Imagine you wake up for Christmas and you know you’ve been bad, you’re dreading the day Christmas comes around, but it’s here. You go to look under your Christmas tree and expect coal, but there is 25 barrels of oil there

[@JotaroKujo-nj4bx]

“JOKES ON YOU SANTA, THE PRICE FOR CRUDE OIL ON THE MARKET HAS RISEN BY 10%. I SMELL PROFIT!”

[@galaxian2797]

@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx lol

[@ormbaggen]

its worth around 1700 dollars in todays exchange rates so it wasnt a bad gift tbh

[@Halichika]

I'd be so happy lol

[@fatesse3135]

@@ormbaggen Almost $1900 today, the real question is when did Mykull end up selling it off?

[@RT-sx4ty]

Poki: Maybe it's an iPhone Michael: My goals are far beyond your understanding

[@bobthreetimes2286]

And you profile pic is perfect for this post

[@justsomewendigowithinterne6851]

Lmao

[@Angie-iu2rj]

I love how Rae just wants rocks and Michael just wants something to dump into the ocean. Then, there's the bidet and kayak.

[@bradleytaber5873]

Super excited to see Michael's next viddy now

[@Jasmine-tw7dr]

@@bradleytaber5873 he kills all the turles next vid

[@thegamingcomrades1669]

When I seen this comment before the video I was half expecting 1000$ worth of plastic straws

[@dragndorf9]

TIL Rae doesn't know the difference between metals and rocks

[@ki-kimo]

I read you comment before the video and I thought this was a beach episode

[@jasonniu7386]

the entire oil arc of this anime was actually too funny "its a barrel" "oh i dont want it" lmao

[@Toe625]

Hey that's me

[@user-E39]

Cool

[@blackoutart9598]

Oil

[@blarzzwiech429]

top 10 anime plot twits

[@redly3615]

@@user-E39 Cool

[@Lewis95xp]

"You get 55 gallons of crude oil!": Michael Reeves confirmed *true neutral* "Dump it into the ocean for fun! Throw it in a lake!": Michael Reeves confirmed *neutral evil* "Oh I don't want it!": Michael Reeves confirmed *chaotic evil*

[@MartinFinnerup]

That's news to you? XD Michael radiates chaos!

[@sporeman1331]

We all know Michael Reeves is the pinacle of Chaotic Evil and that's why we love him.

[@c0dejjshizpostarchive624]

Technecally "Dump it into the ocean" is more chaotic, so it would go: n, cn, ce

[@Juan-hd8re]

Scarra being the father taking the gift no one wants so his kids can be happy, good man

[@lilmarkila8859]

True

[@sooniricha]

scarra is our king 💘🎄

[@dingoatemybaby6]

@@AxxLAfriku what are you talking about man?

[@saltysalt397]

@@dingoatemybaby6 just a bot

[@josh6286]

True

[@hauntreaper]

daddy scarra letting all his children have the good gifts god bless his soul

[@arvd227]

i'm guessing he also chose to be the 10th person to choose his gift

[@shrugemote312]

Scarra is the best

[@ryandunniway7343]

@@arvd227 o

[@mathiashaldkristensen8988]

I wanna see that IRL kayak stream

[@edchinyosh925]

Don scarra

[@thenamesreaper1587]

“FROM MINECRAFT” *This proves that the fact Michael is now an addict*

[@bastiangalaz4580]

Just the one thing harder than crack.

[@HectorGama94]

Duck

[@Roshi-kq4bf]

Always has been though

[@xmagnus9671]

Kkona

[@spiroghast]

I WOULD TAKE THE CRUDE OIL TO KILL THE TURTLES FOR MORE PLASTIC STRAWS

[@magmatard8737]

One year later I'd say Michael and Toast's gifts ended up being the best in the long run

[@jenniegoldberg9084]

what u think now???

[@omgitsme2736]

lol no giving investment instruments is not a great gift lmao. Not to mention having to house 25 barrels of oil for an unspecified amount of time

[@sagwajam1753]

We all know micheals using the “dumping the oil in the ocean“ joke to cover up the fact hes making a 35 foot apocolypse robot

[@personagrand5674]

Michael Reeves invented Liberty Prime

[@masterhbh2158]

Yep

[@slowfia]

Lol cause dumping oil in the ocean is 10x better than building a robot with it.

[@noferbeshay3869]

so dam true that might be his next vid maybe the old house is the robot but not conpleat

[@IceMetalPunk]

I think he's using the "dumping the oil in the ocean" joke to cover up the fact that he's actually planning on dumping it in the ocean.

[@OfficialPrincePie]

The two types of gifts: - The ones that everyone obsesses over - 25 barrels of oil

[@sawyerlandreth5808]

-kayak

[@loganxavier]

-kayak

[@GreatBlueSkai]

-kayak

[@Awwhellnawggg]

-kayak

[@swgj2901]

-kayak

[@depressednatalong97]

Poki: *gets michael's gift* Michael: "what a fuking idiot" This guy have me laughing in my bathroom for 10 minutes.

[@mintjam2995]

ME TOO OMG ITS SO FRICKING FUNNT

[@ieatroofing]

I love how he says WOOOOOO as he gallops away

[@goodheavens402]

SHE HAS PICKED THE GIFT. SHE IS NOW STUPUD

[@vincejuarez2888]

Pre sanaol hinart ng offline tv😭😭

[@chrisproduction.5357]

@@vincejuarez2888 Hahahah

[@baileysmith4744]

in the end they didnt even keep their gifts, they just traded them off. you can see Myth took the bidet and Rae took the silver. Michael still got his inflated prices of crude oil which is pog

[@tHfrtf]

So no one's going to appreciate scarra's sacrifice, he keeps the kayak instread of stealing starsmitten's item

[@mainarii]

Yea scarraa so wholesome and celine is so cute akjxdbwjksjchejw

[@lillrice27]

Tbh I don’t think scarra really cared for a Louis Vuitton wallet anyways

[@bodolevente2246]

If he would've took the wallet the title could have been "Scarra STOLE Celine's wallet?!"

[@vailingbow1068]

Well, I'd rather have a Kayak than the Louis Vuiton. Any straight man would. Usually.

[@DaimyoD0]

@@vailingbow1068 Idk if it's a sexuality thing so much as a luxury brands are fuckin stupid and I want to go kayaking thing, but I agree

[@tipsy4373]

Everyone else: Wants ipad, coffee, ps5, a massage Rae: I kinda want the rock tho

[@MattatonicLife]

tbf, it's kinda unique! Not many people own one of them, plus it can easily be liquidated for cash in a pinch :)

[@annazfiirizky1952]

Well its a shiny 1000 dollars rock

[@echung168]

Honestly.. getting an actual brick of rare ore is pretty nice, and quite a flex despite the amount

[@melons3994]

Micheal: Give me my oil back

[@gageshurtliff6201]

Yah ps5 or an oculus

[@HyperfixationWizard]

Let's be real here. Micheal adding crude oil into the elephant gift stack was just an excuse for him to initiate phase 1 of his plan to exterminate all the turtles.

[@glitchy5420]

Oh no!

[@demonzrising2545]

@@glitchy5420 anyways, I started USING PLASTIC BAGS AND STRAWS MORE OFTEN blasting

[@glitchy5420]

@@demonzrising2545 Aaah

[@astr.4]

@@glitchy5420 ha you're dead

[@bulb4755]

Yes

[@moomoomachines7193]

Michael’s gift was secretly the most valuable.

[@abrahamcervantes5799]

Everyone: “Michael’s gift is ridiculous” Micheal’s 5HEAD: *covers himself in oil, waits for it to rain, flys*

[@m.behan6]

Abraham Cervantes LMAOO

[@sealtrain8252]

Wtf 😂😂😂

[@cheri8832]

wtff lmaooo

[@ChiriConCarne]

This made me laugh because this is an old forgotten meme.

[@oz121]

He's gonna wait for it to rain

[@sidgustafson142]

Everyone: iPads, spa time, Starbucks Michael: OIL

[@DACFalloutRanger]

Michael is the spirit of America

[@ChangerYK]

Kayaks

[@doubleace8184]

Gotta dump it in the ocean boyzzzzzz

[@soulless3275]

Poki: *picks Michael’s gift* Michael: YOU’VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD

[@aug3842]

Pot of greed

[@hellothere694]

POT IT IN THE SEA

[@chelyr5517]

@@hellothere694 ...

[@juliacharbonneau4955]

12:12

[@Creym464]

And then micheal trade his shit to more shit

[@literallycanadian]

See the funny part is, if whoever got the barrel of oil held onto it, its like $1700 now.

[@IkLkOkVkEkJkUkLkIkA]

everybody: Michael that's a lot of crude oil. Michael: oh I got 25 of these fuckers

[@BN-pn2jk]

Guess we know the topic of his next video. What you can do with 25 Barrels of Crude Oil :D

[@LeviathanOmega]

@@BN-pn2jk How many Turtles can we tank with 25 barrels of crude oil?

[@emanoelteixeira7862]

You said OIL??? THAT SHIT IS MINE

[@memerboi1336]

@@emanoelteixeira7862 'Merica

[@theprovoloneprince9729]

Goodbye turtles

[@kazunarifujiwara9599]

Scarra: I'll have the fucking kayak. KZbin: Here, have a fucking boat ad.

[@mrharembro1929]

Wth seriously I get goosebumps

[@gregeatsbunnies7073]

I had a Clorox ad

[@chedricmicheal3354]

I had coke ads lmao

[@demonlord8061]

Oh my oh my i have found you jimmy.

[@scout7225]

Michael's little dance when poki picked his gift is the biggest mood Ive ever seen

[@trulyen]

he's an elf

[@xhaled5488]

He was sanitizing his hands I think

[@piyo744]

lily's face when she goes "did you actually get 25 barrels" is pure fear

[@narucok]

Poki: *takes Michael's gift Michael: in case you haven't notice, you've fallen into my trap

[@whs5517]

Even tho he ended up taking the oil back loll

[@ryanbui2046]

It’s not really a white elephant game if you get to sell the oil though. But it’s still hilarious to get 25 barrels of oil for Christmas

[@alannmarc6954]

@@ryanbui2046 that's true but what can you do with 25 barrels of oil

[@rosemarieconchas1402]

Throw it in the ocean

[@ryanbui2046]

@@alannmarc6954 EXACTLY It’s a white elephant. You can’t give it away you HAVE to keep it. That’s the risk! Or Micheal could like make an oil powered tazer

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

Scarra got a kayak, so now he can experience the beauty of nature, *unless it’s in one of Michael’s crude oil dump sites.*

[@lucifersatan4611]

Micheal wouldn’t be that evil, right?

[@filipjanak8313]

@@lucifersatan4611 You are talking about a person who made baby targeting drones here.

[@yesman5980]

PAYBACK

[@lucifersatan4611]

@@filipjanak8313 well its for plastic babies.

[@darina3676]

LMAO

[@ludwig]

mangoBANGER mangoBANGER mangoBANGER

[@sinduku7569]

I-

[@ongrong1611]

Banger

[@octavianm1595]

[@zylushzucc6601]

Banger music

[@jett_icer1236]

Bro I noticed too

[@Baconator871]

In good gifts, there is always a bad one and Michael makes that bad gift into comedy. He always does that role amazingly

[@ryogames9149]

When Myth says “no kayak” to Lily she looks like she wants to die

[@refugiotris]

Timestamp 15:38

[@HowHorror]

Ok

[@ryogames9149]

No way it’s loved by OTV thanks

[@notjunha5041]

everyone: ITS AN IPHONE michael: *fifty five gallons of crude oil*

[@meisteraffe2239]

1 375 gallons actualy

[@mobarnes9272]

@@meisteraffe2239 it’s not 55 gallons per barrell

[@TheMmAaTtZz]

@@mobarnes9272 55 gallons is ~ $65, so it is actually 55 gallons per barrel

[@cakepigs]

@@mobarnes9272 you're correct it's 55 gallons pair drum those are drums not barrels, barrels only carry 42 gallons per barrel, but it is still 1375 gallons of crude oil because there are 25 drums.

[@mobarnes9272]

@@cakepigs If it was 1375 gallons Michael would have that said many because it is was way more significant.

[@Apollo-tj1vm]

Michael took giving coal for Christmas to a whole new level

[@Derpzling]

dump it into the sea for fun.

[@pomelo9840]

Well non decomposed wood and literally melted animals and plants compressed by immense pressure ARE kind different, but it's not THAT much of a stretch

[@radioactivehuman9764]

They're both fossil fuels

[@theobserver2468]

Liquified coal

[@xiphexlive]

Instead of coal he gave a way to fucking kill those turtles.

[@rockstardynamite]

Listen - the oil was the greatest present there, but them giving gifts to the crew during this too is probably the most wholesome part of it.

[@jackgraham3988]

Michael's fuckin trot when he goes to wheel in the gift is GOLD

[@dreamstannumber4730]

Same with his “You get 55 gallons of crude oil.” As he tosses something around.

[@isamukawamori8296]

In fact, it's black gold!

[@jackgraham3988]

@@isamukawamori8296 Ayyy

[@hirtew7]

@@isamukawamori8296 Texas Tea

[@kylecheng3710]

no it was OIL *even better*

[@kindofspoon3y-205]

Yoo michael’s bounciness is hilarious because he just knows he’s about to end someone’s christmas

[@pedroks7756]

That is very accurate

[@xuanya3454]

The grinch live action

[@ieatroofing]

12:17 its the WOOOOOO for me

[@santiagosenoran1217]

It's like a retro fighting fantasy videogame character

[@fluteisland]

im your 1,000th like

[@nolanthrntn3382]

Michael: has 25 barrels of oil The US: “I’ll take your entire stock.”

[@MayoLovesMusic8888]

sTOnKs

[@_morgoth_]

Actually... The US: We must bomb and invade the Offline TV House

[@scarletpsychowolf3578]

If they could sell that for $100 a barrel, mad profit though that may be stretching it too much

[@mystfawn8774]

At the start of the Covid outbreak, oil prices tanked hard because there was nowhere to store it. They've not recovered yet, so right now, oil is (relatively) cheap if u can store it.... Give it a year, thats gonna double in price, if not more

[@howinthewhat]

@@scarletpsychowolf3578 yeah even if they were to somehow scam the buyer the maximum would be like 70$ a barrel, still profit tho, I guess.

[@NyikaWachira]

"Its a balance between being good and wanting a good gift, right? And its harder for someone who has a good heart to steal. So if I just take celine's silver, then now, celine, you have the choice to steal, or take another gift" Toast's Ginormous Brain - 2020

[@ToxicTrashBinBag]

Everyone: gets different gifts Micheal: ILL KEEP MY FUCKIN OIL

[@nevaminder7186]

in the very end toast kept his amazon stocks as well XD

[@rini8282]

@@nevaminder7186 nah yvonne kept the amazon stocks

[@Joe-hi1cb]

@@rini8282 watch the swap at the end

[@relisalim2754]

@@rini8282 no, like watch til the very end you can see toast gave yvonne back the $1000 spa treatment and got his amazon stocks back and then lily exchanged the starbucks $1000 gift card with yvonne’s $1000 spa massage

[@nevaminder7186]

@@rini8282 no look at the VERY end, toast and yvonne switched

[@azulaswrath4199]

I just can't get over rae yelling "I LOVE ROCKS", with her whole chest

[@gamernerdgirl83]

I’m putting this here so I can find it later: 3:14

[@firghteningtruth7173]

Gold.

[@nicorai3363]

@@firghteningtruth7173 no, silver

[@bruser526]

12:48 IT'S A BARREL

[@JerridFoiles]

Truly an E'ar moment from Broken Brains.

[@sunnyride89]

12:17 The way Michael ran to get his gift cracked me up so hard "She Chose the gift, what a fuckin' idiot!"

[@alifizharulhaq3370]

Ikr, the way he says it while running and jumping

[@bastiangalaz4580]

You just invoked the gnome of crude oil.

[@lachezarhristov4192]

Idk why but I get reminded of Cicero from his voice right there.

[@emzi2975]

@@lachezarhristov4192 That is exactly it, i was wondering where it reminded me off so ty.

[@Aflay1]

@@bastiangalaz4580 Oh my god I’m crying

[@crazyasshandle]

Rays reactions in this video is freaking priceless Like when toast was saying how it’s hard for someone with a good heart to steal it you can see rays face lmao

[@RandelModou_503]

Rae

[@malcombrown2697]

Can’t wait to see the “25 barrels of crude oil has been dumped into the ocean” headlines all over the news

[@sentientlemonbattery]

Crackhead Michael Pushing Humanity Closer To Extinction!

[@choko5840]

that happens every five minutes no point on putting it on the news

[@alexisj3295]

BAHAHAHAH

[@Alb410]

@@choko5840 f

[@jazjasper1299]

Been bugging me, i amd i do love michaels choice of gift but isnt a barrel kf crude oil like $58 or somthing

[@RussellSkaggs]

Michael is the only person who understands the true meaning of white elephant.

[@MattDawgGaming]

Actually though, I was surprised when the first “White Elephant” was a PS5 lol.

[@gordonramsey7379]

K A Y A K

[@coreworldbazti1561]

I'd say a bidet and a block of silver kinda fit.

[@d4-yeet688]

What is the key with White elephant? Like is there a type of gift to get? I don't know it but it looks fun

[@RussellSkaggs]

@@coreworldbazti1561yeah that’s fair. Apparently the kayak with this group too (even if it’s dope af). Even the Starbucks gift card was pretty hysterical in its own right.

[@tarae6587]

toast is the last person i would've expected to take the spa treatment, but in retrospect it's actually the most toast thing ever

[@monosidmusic]

Yeah spa is definitely is his thing

[@naopyonpyon]

And then the 2nd most Toast thing is to be thoughtful "off cam" and giving it back to Yvonne in exchange of the stonks

[@danigirl1113]

@@EpicTacoSenpai it’s in the video. The ending you can see the people switching gifts and you see toast and Yvonne taking each others

[@jaybirdy]

Actually I believe at the end you can see Lily taking the spa treatment (she lays down with an eye mask). Yvonne with the Starbucks (she love Starbucks) and Toast with the stocks LOL

[@Sound_Spark]

@@EpicTacoSenpai oh, please we know hes gonna dump it.

[@PolskiGamingIsHere]

I love how they all opened gifts and had a great time doing so. Also making it very fun for us to watch. While also including their actual team (Production, filmers, editors etc) into it. Funny as hell and wholesome. Good mix

[@danielblaze1108]

"She chose the gift! What a f**king idiot!" I died of laughter, but anyways happy holidays to everyone, and a happy new year!

[@thechangamire3495]

Michael is a literal gremlin.

[@ariefsetiawan7823]

lol

[@tech-savant]

poki thought she was smart, then michael destroyed her with his 200iq manipulation xD

[@lad3497]

12:19 lol I thought it was funny too, there is the time stamp of you want to watch it again

[@niffintherpggamer4338]

Scarra's the real g here. We call him Don Scarra cause he takes care of everyone and takes the hit.

[@mctendiez5955]

I feel like Toast is the most qualified person there for the spa treatment

[@rudrak3638]

Stressed from susing everyone out

[@giuseppelaughlan2391]

@@rudrak3638 LMAOO

[@chewthecorn]

Stressed from losing all those 50-50s. 😭😣

[@UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal]

@@chewthecorn Saad :(

[@Heltsin]

Michael now has the most expensive gift of them all.

[@slamminsammyjo]

So Michael is finally gonna get rid of those pesky turtles. What a masterful evil plan.

[@highlandstorm0137]

Nuu. Not the tortles. (´Д` ) Гув сзьькфак

[@jorgemtzb9359]

@@highlandstorm0137 Finally a method even more effective than shoving straws through their hateable nose.

[@BeeDoofy]

Poki: opens Michaels gift* Michael: *A FOOLISH MISTAKE!*

[@Grey_301]

Then he jumps around like the grinch on crack

[@yerrrrray]

@@Grey_301 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Razer00001]

Random person: Hey, why is there oil in the ocean? Michael: oil

[@cheri8832]

*goblin mode* what an idiot!

[@Bathy2008]

Everyone’s gonna wake up tomorrow to see Michael filling a pool with oil lmao

[@butternutithink1067]

THIS IS WHY HE HASNT UPLOADED IN 3 MONTHS HES WAITING FOR THE OIL

[@Bathy2008]

@@butternutithink1067 Probably true lol

[@orbitalpotato9940]

Plot twist: It their pool in the backyard.

[@Bathy2008]

@@orbitalpotato9940 Gotta break in the new house I guess

[@error-mq2fz]

👁👄👁

[@joshie_pb]

I just came back to this video to say that Michael’s gift is now worth like 6000$+

[@opeygopey227]

I literally was thinking how it would be super expensive rn. 😂 what a great investment if he kept it until now

[@luv4097]

Michael get's 25 barrels of crude oil as a Christmas gift. US: "is for me?"

[@Skypatrol-zh6qp]

Bruh, do you think, that Michael is going to give up his oil even for the government, and not pull a Gundam right out of his ass just to repel 'em? He's just an agent of chaos, that' shits' scary

[@User-xl8ke]

@@Skypatrol-zh6qp He technically was the government at one point. 😳

[@Skypatrol-zh6qp]

@@User-xl8ke Say what now?

[@User-xl8ke]

@@Skypatrol-zh6qp Micheal did work for the government.

[@Skypatrol-zh6qp]

@@User-xl8ke Ah, yes, that slipped my mind. I have seen the video where he mentioned it, but it was quite some time ago. That's quite an interesting and a big feat for someone who is now a Full Metal Crackhead Also I wonder if he still has some privileges or contacts from it...

[@cherrychan66]

“Go fking kayaking, you SHITTER” Omg Michael literally kills me

[@BringDaTube]

when was this?

[@Higgy8]

He's gonna kill EVERYONE eventually. That is his plan, happy holidays!

[@aniemichelleledesmauriarte4764]

@@BringDaTube 17:15

[@someguy5003]

Poki: *gets Michael's gift Michael: *crinches over to his gift "you idiot, you got my gift"

[@funkyfreshfreak6835]

Chrinches. I love that word.

[@BeTreyy2x]

@@funkyfreshfreak6835 chrinches yes that word tastes great

[@jechsamson9351]

This would be the absolute opposite of simping for Poki

[@cosmo3449]

crackhead

[@iicy8871]

12:18 micheal’s reaction was actually amazing

[@davemcclure5420]

Only reason I watched the video.

[@kittepes8307]

"I LOVE ROCKS" -Valkyrae, Content Creator of the Year 2020

[@srijanbajracharya]

"Its not rock its minerals" -Hank from Breaking Bad

[@fishtachio]

LMAO her look when she said that 💀

[@kittepes8307]

@@fishtachio LMAO YEAH her face at the end when she got it had me dead xD

[@fishtachio]

@@kittepes8307 yea lol

[@erisnova]

LMAOOOOOO

[@AstroBlox]

Everyone else: normal gifts Michael: 55 gallons of oil

[@imsad219]

You misspelled boring, though I dont know how you get "normal"

[@sm92127]

25*

[@danielk.2643]

Isn't it 25barrels, 55galons a barrel?

[@Rydenmoore]

@@sm92127 25 barrels 55 gallons per barrel

[@darksean99]

Michael is the only one who gets the point of a white elephant gift.

[@ItsHaldun]

"No one is gonna like my gift" Michael the crackhead: "There is a Kayak? That's sick!"

[@anushkayewale983]

Hey i am new here and i just wanna know is valkyrae a part of offlinetv or 100 thieves

[@peytonalexander5300]

@@anushkayewale983 She is independent. She is friends with a lot of the members of Offline, but she is not affiliated with any group.

[@menace9829]

@@anushkayewale983 100t

[@Pytho15]

i love how everyone started trading their gifts, it was so adorable and myth getting the bidet made me so happy because of his smile. this whole vid was giving off such a great vibe :)

[@meepmi]

"Kayak?" "Absolutly not!" Best interaction ever

[@Dogical]

Everyone: Buys a fun gift for everyone to enjoy. Michael: Oil.

[@Alteczar]

Kayak is a fun gift? XD

[@yikes5046]

@@Alteczar Kayaking is pretty fun tbf

[@TsdsxSansTSSunStone]

Myth literally bought a bar of silver

[@saudade7842]

Back when oil was really cheap I was going to buy $1,000 worth of crude but I decided not too.

[@Lica_The_Furry]

@@yikes5046 yeah kayaking is pretty fun

[@angryduck361]

Toast’s mind: “Lol they’re gonna think my gift is bad” Michaels mind: *maybe I shoulda got 60 gallons of f****ing oil*

[@markusruizthegodofallsupre286]

Murica

[@Abdullah_the_slave_of_Allah]

Murica

[@cwmd7651]

It was a 55 gallon barrel, and he got fucking 25 of them so it's 1,375 gallons lmao

[@activefriend1349]

Brother?

[@eeee-et4vw]

@@cwmd7651 i dont know how much you think a gallon is buddy but the total was 55 gallons split into 25 barrels

[@Aviaidan]

Tag yourself. I’m Rae screaming “IT’S A BARREL” at 12:48

[@fatesse3135]

I'm "GO FUCKING KAYAKING SHITTER!" at 17:15.

[@UntrainableWizard]

*Everyone's mind*: "PlayStation, iPad, StarBucks, Bidet." *Rae's mind*: "Rock... Rock... Rock... Rock... Rock..."

[@panda_69]

Lmao 🤣

[@strbourne]

*Michael’s mind*: 55 gallons of crude oil

[@KiyanPocket]

Imagine getting gifted a fricking bidet lmao

[@fatherplatypus2316]

I mean, its perfect for investation. I'll take it too more than any other gifts

[@xXHydroDragonXx]

@@strbourne Not just 55 gallons, 55×25 gallons of crude oil xDD

[@ellieliew3034]

Michael: She's trying to jebait me out of my 25 barrels of crude oil!

[@RusticAlarm]

(Jebait*)

[@gachashark4083]

DUMP IT IN THE SEA

[@stars4243]

"Go fucking kayaking shitter!"

[@highlandstorm0137]

Ye it's *jebait* Not *jbait*

[@technicallybread]

Also micheal: fuck you, i want this oil back

[@crimsonessqueen]

The motion michael makes as he announces the 55 gallons of crude oil gets me everytime. 13:12

[@emillildballe4543]

I was surprised at how many times he catched it

[@b1ng049]

SAME

[@quinncalista2204]

like Rumpelstiltskin out here

[@ekko808]

55 *barrels* @ 42 gallons...55 gallons is child's play!

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@ekko808 25 barrels at 55 gallons each.

[@promontorium]

That $1,000 worth of oil is worth $1800 today. Silver has actually gone down. Was about $25 a year ago, about $23 an ounce now, but it fluctuates a lot and if you want to profit just wait until it's over $25. The Amazon stock has gone up and down a bit but is currently only worth about $200 a share more, so like $60+ more right now. Everything else they gave is likely worth a lot less now, but that's to be expected.

[@dinofrog926]

Rae: “I love rocks!” Myth: “It’s a MINERAL Marie!”

[@aminazv2696]

Nice breaking Bad reference but silver is a metal not a mineral.

[@Glorpo]

silver is an element.........

[@jakobteetz5728]

Someone has a timestamp for me? I cant find it anymore xD

[@EnryuGG]

@@jakobteetz5728 3:08

[@listeven1159]

@@aminazv2696 sliver is both a metal and a mineral

[@camcampbell3940]

lily: ITS AN ANDROID! everybody: that makes senseeeeee *michael and his 25 barrels of oil stare into the distance* inside michaels head: hehehe better than an iphone...

[@legendaryentertainment1490]

.

[@SupplySupplier]

Massive ocean pollution and mass extinction of turtles :) funny

[@Sparkiebc]

@@SupplySupplier they’re not actually dumping it into the ocean dumbass

[@SnowBunniesNever]

@@Sparkiebc wow, you really cant take a joke

[@thedisabledrat8245]

@@Sparkiebc don’t be a jerk

[@joshwaaa]

Holy shit I've just realised how smart Michael was in this, he bought 55 Gallons of Crude Oil knowing that no one would want it so he could steal it and sell it for a return value, that means he never lost that 1k on a gift. Wow.

[@claude47]

Holy Shit this guy

[@andotus7637]

No but if oil prices rise in the future, which, considering it’s oil, it likely will, michael can sell it at the higher price and get more than the 1000 he spent

[@ShaunDelier]

@@andotus7637 stonks big brain moment right there

[@kadenherzog9727]

@@andotus7637 yeah everyone is shitting on the oil when it's probably like the second best only cause amazon stocks will only keep rising lol

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

It's bound to be worth far more in a decade

[@rileywelch3498]

When Leslie said "there is one worse than the kayak". And Michael is like OH YEAH with evil smirk @9:06

[@gregampofo1386]

When Michael laughed because poki chose his gift, my immediate thought was “What crime against God do you have for us today, Michael?”

[@the11thhour44]

Goblins have the most innocent of smiles

[@roqlop7947]

“God has been dead for a very long time”

[@Lxffn]

Timestamp?

[@gregampofo1386]

@@Lxffn 12:16

[@johnweber4504]

"fifty-five gallons of crude oil" -internet crackhead

[@rhox125]

Best part is that’s 55 gallons a barrel.... that internet crackhead just bought 1,375 gallons of crude oil.

[@cathsaigh2197]

The price he paid might be just for the barrels and transportation, if he bought them when oil was negative. How many months ago was that?

[@jugulartheninja]

"YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH IT! DUMP IT IN THE SEAAAAA!?"

[@hatted_phil3468]

He is preparing for his big turtle-extinction plan! Watch out!

[@xXwest15Xx]

@@cathsaigh2197 That was an empty barrel in the video, unless at 12:35 he was lifting ~450 lbs (rip his back and the floor). He probably just bought options on futures and wrapped a barrel for the meme. You don't actually have 1,000 barrels of crude oil shipped to you when you invest in it.

[@chris98988]

Poki: “let us know what you wanna get in the comments” Me: “I want that f**king 25 barrels of oil”

[@mr.obvious4810]

That price is gonna shoot trough the roof in a couple of yrars

[@EgaTehPro]

The next bitcoin.

[@unsettlingriyuki6572]

I Just want a New House to Live in.. I'm Desperate to Get out of my Bad Situation..

[@rizkydiswarin4328]

@@unsettlingriyuki6572 ayyo this took a turn really quick

[@unsettlingriyuki6572]

@@rizkydiswarin4328 I'm Fed up, December's not a Happy Time for me Right now... Neighbors Talkin' 'bout them getting something good, While i'm here getting not even a single gift, but just like more than 5 dollars. (I'm from the Philippines so 5 Dollars is a little more than enough for a Ten Year old, But for a Fifteen Year old Like me, No Bro, And I'm A Shut in.) My Life ain't getting Better, But i'm Not Blaming Jesus for Something so Trivial. It's just that i'm Fed up with Life.

[@kasper7250]

The brick of silver is now in the hands of Corpse. Amazing Rae.

[@whitecollargraffiti8348]

I just started dying when Michael's gift was barrels of oil.

[@highpiner]

25 barrels of oil to be exact. Absolute madman!

[@b7a1r3]

I thought it was gonna be the 55 gallon barrel of lube from Amazon, not gonna lie

[@whitecollargraffiti8348]

@@highpiner the crazy thing is it's both a gamble and an investment I'm guessing he bought when oil was cheap. If it goes up then profit.

[@xmagnus9671]

Kkona

[@Juuhazan_]

Would've been funny if he bought it when oil cost negative dollars

[@wholesome_boi]

We not gonna talk about how they’re playing ludwigs Christmas album

[@Limes_not_Lemons]

nope

[@PieSenPie]

Dmca

[@HanMestov]

let's not

[@rayan2620]

@@PieSenPie it’s not dmca , Ludwig is their friend

[@shlok8955]

@@PieSenPie it isn't dmca lud has said multiple times that it isn't dmca

[@riew]

Scarra taking one for the team and choosing the kayak over everything else is the most wholesome thing i've seen this whole year.

[@svenvanbree7040]

Ngl i would love that kayak

[@brenotome]

the kayak is actually the best gift if the person is gonna use it, for me the worst is the wallet.

[@mizukihattori9716]

Hope the kayak can withstand the weight of his balls

[@gluttony8986]

@@mizukihattori9716 Thats hecka disrespectful, weird humor.

[@chhorchhayly3755]

Can someone tell him that he will be in danger if he go on kayaking cuz I have made a prediction

[@masoon4512]

Michael is just the human embodiment of chaos, it’s incredible