OFFLINETV ISLAND SHOWDOWN

[@QuarterJade]

every day is a new day to regret joining OTV!!!!!!

[@khlilg.h9780]

Mood

[@burgeeburger9328]

We need to talk about your sabotaging

[@twcactus]

you did well with the banana baseball tho 😂

[@lstday.8456]

Every video you ruining it unfortunately

[@kieranmehlig]

WE

[@phoneticfinatic2710]

“ROOFUS EAT HER BANANA” had me dying, I knew Michael would use his sabotage well

[@kodos6674]

I STARTED CHOKING WHEN HE TOOK THE $100

[@BULLET_J3ST3R]

RON STOPPABLE?!

[@tobbcittobbcit8899]

what can you say, man’s hungry and an entrepreneur

[@deanZAbean]

What did i just read... i knew looking at the comments before the video was a bad idea...

[@phoneticfinatic2710]

@@deanZAbean you will soon learn 😂🫡

[@GSync13]

A mission where you have to protect a screaming, naked old man covered in shampoo while multiple enemies are spraying water trying to rinse the shampoo off PERFECTLY CAPTURES what Like a Dragon sub stories are like LOL.

[@Skelekart]

From someone who has played previous yakuza games absolutely yes lmao

[@Jimthemoth]

Literally happened in Yakuza 7 because someone forgot their clothes in a soapland

[@big4headedGangster]

They really got a naked old man?

[@betonybuzz]

@@big4headedGangster yes. content man

[@pranavsethi4481]

toast singing with a group of intimidating bodyguards in full black, waving party sticks around has to be among the best moments in offlinetv history

[@FafliXx]

Perfectly captures the spirit of a Yakuza game as well

[@runesndergaard5023]

*Among* lmao

[@frankthecat1671]

and to be fair, he doesn't have a bad singing voice. Yea he doesn't hit the notes but his "waranae" where he actually did was kinda clean and a decent vibrato

[@whitehawk7497]

Among? Among Us

[@mauve2483]

@@frankthecat1671have u not heard his hallelujah with lily a few years ago

[@flare_fortress9268]

"Why are you bums on my beach" followed by "Hi Michael" makes too much sense

[@shadowmaker7140]

Older sibling vs younger sibling

[@xxdagrimreaperxx5803]

Everyone loves michael

[@ssora8678]

Yeah, because he is from Hawaii, that's the joke

[@flare_fortress9268]

yeh but even out of Hawaii would make sense @@ssora8678

[@epl_500]

Poundmate compilation: 2:05 Introduction 4:12 Mark (Lily's poundmate) 16:48 Rufus (Michael's poundmate) 18:54 everyone drinks water 19:28 Xavier (John's poundmate) 20:29 Eric (Toast's poundmate) 20:51 Gaby (Jodi's poundmate) 23:48 everyone attends a concert 24:17 Jonathan (Syd's poundmate) 25:33 26:00 everyone jams with Toast 26:58 everyone brings out the water guns

[@ridafkih]

0:13 🧍‍♂️

[@tendowannafly1610]

Eat the banana 😂

[@flare_fortress9268]

Good man, doing the lords work!

[@em0cad]

the ending that has to been one of the most unhinged things ive even seen

[@Greezy42]

We absolutely need a behind-the-scenes or extended cut of that.

[@cloutbevan5410]

Michael in the last frame has me dying.

[@chrissirois]

​@@Greezy42 I would love to see that!

[@thekodawolfgaming]

You should see the games this is a normal occurrence

[@ItsHaldun]

16:48 "RUFUS! RUFUS EAT THE BANANA EAT HER BANANA!!!" I haven't laughed this hard in a long while!

[@MaitsuArataka]

Of course Lily would be the one who catches Michael LMAO

[@jonathan0225]

definitely not rigged

[@sumdud23]

it's a canon event

[@squirrel1226]

she’s been with him so long that she can now see what he’s going to do before he does it

[@MihirShrestha13]

only makes sense she got it because she riding it too XD

[@gabyg1549]

@@MihirShrestha13😂💀

[@brianwahl2767]

13:00 Jodi seems completely unconcerned about sabotaging and more worried about the Katana flying out of lily’s hands

[@Pingviinimursu]

Those are the correct priorities tbh

[@brianwahl2767]

@@Pingviinimursu Ik that part would have stressed me out

[@kassassin_brahgawk]

Lmfao I was too lolol

[@nfortyeight]

I love how the horse timer started and Michael immediately went into crackhead mode

[@midnightsan9917]

This assumes that Michael gets out of crackhead mode

[@kingmanic]

Michael fits into Yakuza LAD, he'd fit in either game as a companion or a poundmate.

[@mateogarcia5978]

Straight up dark souls strats man, he's a gamer 😎

[@ScorpionRevengeNCG]

he was in crackhead mode before the countdown could finish

[@cXspXr]

@@kingmanic tbf yu nanba is exactly what i'd picture as an aged and homeless michael. summoning his army of pigeons.

[@DeliciousPigeonCheez]

Liluy looked so happy whilst holding the katana. Also highly impressed with the accuracy of her and Toast's blade-wielding skills. Even more impressed that zero injuries occurred. Great vid.

[@flare_fortress9268]

I just wanna say the concern grew when lily swung the katana and no one was protected, you guys trust too much XD

[@jonathan0225]

Clearly Syd knew better LOL

[@Manj_J]

@@jonathan0225 Jodi too with that tree she tried to hide behind lmaooo XD

[@CraiiZeD]

was about to be another alec baldwin case

[@jonathan0225]

@@Manj_J You're right! Toast on the otherhand, i expect he would have known better. 🤣 . i guess he trusts lily enough lol

[@AryzWorld]

I had flashback to Ryan Higa getting hurt from a watermelon when Lily chose the Katana

[@Manj_J]

Sydney hiding all the way back behind a chair while saying "safety is cool!" when Lily was swinging the katana and Jodi hiding behind the tree while chucking bananas at her is absolutely hilarious LMAOOOOO XD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THE NAKED OLD MAN COVERED IN SHAMPOO SUDS AT THE END OH MY GOD XD XD 27:55 Brodin calling for the cameras to come back and the special agents to hide because he knows damn well that OTV are gonna immediately come back and get their revenge by hugging them while wet or smearing them with the shampoo, only for himself to be the victim of them is hilarious XD

[@Alex3791J]

2:20 Damn, Toast was so intimitated he went by the legal name

[@deejie8172]

OTV is slowly becoming like one of those random asian variety shows you’re parents leave on in the living room 😂 AND IM HERE FOR ITT

[@jamisonbrown4720]

BRO! RUFUS!! just taking the 100 and kept eati g the banana is so funny! 😂

[@jasonml3508]

true business man

[@Cirv669]

rufus taking jodi’s money and leaving is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[@Jabogers]

Lily swinging that katana during the fruit ninja round gave me flashbacks to when Ryan nearly sliced his face open during a similar skit 10 years ago lmao

[@maryjnne]

literally so nervous the whole time! the trauma LMAOOO

[@Manj_J]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@bigfin20]

that sends me back lol

[@pinecsne]

yess bro especially when they brought out the pineapple i got worried

[@dragonairice3375]

NO BUT SAME FGHDSJFDJ

[@dynamicgecko1213]

27:32 the absurdity of this scene broke me! Entertainment biz is something else. It is true to the absurd nature of Yakuza though 😄

[@Bart896]

Anyone else got nervous as fuck with toast swinging that machete with no shoes on?

[@Alpakkaa]

Or Lily swinging that katana and with no wrist strap, and could've lost grip and threw the sword?

[@Bloodark124]

Yes...considered how sharp those weapons are...i'm surprised they aren't wearing any protective gear / armour on. I don't think the person who produced this episode knew what they were doing to protect the talents for this. Extremely uncomfortable to watch and could've ended very very badly. I feel like they didn't have a professional safety advisor/consultant for these stunts.

[@jonathan0225]

Toast was careful with that strap, lily on the other hand tho, i was concerned for everyone else around.

[@lttgames4456]

why do you think they didnt put michael up there, he wouldve hurt more than himself.

[@faintedmemo]

@@lttgames4456 I would trust michael more than anyone else.

[@choadao2912]

I can see that lily is well versed in the art of tying Michael 😂

[@Yeho1111]

She knew his movements so well xd

[@MunkeyBrewster]

Casual remark: Oh that was fun, pulling it in... Sussy

[@caitlyn_b]

Finally a new video. I’ve been binge watching all of their videos from like 4-5 years ago 😂

[@oddian_5560]

me too lol

[@abeegal]

Same LOL

[@devilvocano420]

Get a hobby to doo

[@sebastianthedemiboy8639]

FR 😭

[@eladmajar]

not the ones with fed tho ...

[@alexspain9103]

I love how Michael instantly switches into safety mode as soon as someone else approaches danger

[@nfortyeight]

“Mark: Master of *Meat* -Lily’s *poundmate* ” …Ok

[@xxdagrimreaperxx5803]

Ahhhh, that ain't great, is it.

[@BrokenTreeBranch458]

I wish I had a poundmate 😩

[@stupidspinach421]

that fruit cutting was so anxiety inducing, brings back memories when Ryan had that accident cutting a watermelon like this

[@bellaunis41476]

this is so well done for a sponsored vid. the set, games, the outfits, and editing. W video

[@RibbidyJamGames]

Them singing while Michael and John getting tied was peek humor

[@mugiwara7116]

Wish the song was longer so we could see all the dancers tied together

[@cdgstuff7512]

Lily with a katana is the best! She looks so much like a video game character in this!

[@jacade5898]

Yeah hwr fit was fire

[@Ernie-wl7zw]

More like a Wii character lmao

[@yuupeepi8844]

honestly, i thought her form was like decent so anime prolly helped her with that lmao

[@allcatch]

i love the poundmates they were so dedicated to their role but still seemed to be having fun :D

[@camrolaguardia]

Okay, Peter needs to be an actual bar tender on an island somewhere giving out missions coz it’s such a match to the character. 😂

[@brevebe]

John: “I don’t wanna lasso his ne” *Lily immediately lasso’s Michaels neck* HAHAHA Another banger

[@ChunyGurl]

I love how Toast was wearing shoes but then the next moment he’s barefoot 😄 Also, him singing with the bodyguards all around him 🤣

[@alexspain9103]

Lily's face with the katana was the most michael-like joy I've ever seen from her.

[@nfortyeight]

“All right guy, this one’s gonna be fun and easy. It’s called *Assault and Battery* “

[@ghostking44]

4:08 this is an unusual switch of roles indicating michael and lily's inflence on each other

[@wassajan8326]

No he always afraid of her getting hurt and thats soo cuute. Like when they were building the boats and he refuses to let her use the circle saw. PS: english is not my first language so i hope you got me right.

[@4GRJ]

He handles dangerous things everytime

[@Gennie13]

0:13 This shot makes it look like it was Michael that robbed them of their possessions and dragged them off the beach into that building. He’s just pretending to be one of them.

[@ww4626]

This has to be the most bizarre offline tv video and i love it

[@itskatharosnotcatharsis]

The poundmates were so funny 😂

[@thegreenrocket]

this has to be one of the best Offline TV episodes, you have Animal Crossing party dancing yumping toast, one of the cutest goddamn things ive ever seen. you got a griddying john getting hogtied to michael, lily lassoing a rabid anthropomorphic horse that got on set, jodi getting jumped by the banana man, sydney getting traumatized by a homeless naked man covered in bubbles who i still don't know why i saw his ass on the patreon, and michael just putting on a horse suit for some reason and having a schizophrenic episode after waking up in O‘ahu. this is just peak, what a great episode. what did i just watch

[@2174UMRON]

i did not think offlinetv would be sponsored by the yakuza franchise

[@hadinasrallah8928]

Fr aniki

[@debbuan]

Huge shout out to the poundmates you can tell they had fun

[@flare_fortress9268]

bro the "SEGA"

[@good_applegg2020]

SEGA

[@techdifics6639]

SEGA

[@viccyrox]

SEGA

[@mysteriousthoughtswithamys6534]

SEGA

[@denkikaminari5115]

SEGA

[@Sonics1DiscordKitten]

The fact that Lily had no fear or hesitation to swing was so funny to me

[@glum006]

I was so scared they were gonna over slash the katana into their leg

[@StephanieWu26]

honestly one of the best produced otv videos. all the producers and cast did so well in making a sponsor based video- i enjoyed every second of it! ❤️

[@luigiboi_77]

Michael Dark Souls-ing his way around the lassos is crazy 😂

[@MuhammedAksoy-dy3bm]

8:18 ain’t no coincidence why lily was the one to put Micheal on a leash

[@pjthefox_]

As someone from the Hawaiian Islands, I can see accuracy within the setting

[@groofay]

Really appreciate the realism, no phones or wallets but perfectly functioning and visible lav mics on everyone.

[@MuhammedAksoy-dy3bm]

28:35 them say I’m bye to the man in a normal way like he wasn’t nude covered in foam a couple minutes before

[@cjl7745]

When toast was cutting the fruit it gave me PTSD from Ryan’s fruit ninja video

[@paulalubbe]

This whole video feels like a fever dream

[@dommyboysmith]

Oof, for future reference, never use a lanyard around your wrist with a machete. Super dangerous. Especially when swinging at air. Better to let it slip out and away than come back at you with the momentum of a full swing. Remember, "Safety is cool!" 😄

[@King_NL]

Dude the whole fruit ninja segment was so terrifying to watch as someone who handles sharp swords. Safety was through the floor.

[@TheMoonlight1711]

bro safety went to the underworld @@King_NL

[@Yetr]

That was such a chaotic episode, but it made for some great entertainment! The Poundmates really brought the energy and laughs.

[@c0rr_upt3d]

The acting is top notch 💀

[@distinguishedallureproduct879]

I want Offline to do more stuff with the Bodyguards it was so good

[@vvjk8]

4:16 "MARK, Master of MEAT. Lily's POUNDMATE"

[@user-.--.-]

i know this whole video was basically an ad for the game, but holy shit it was entertaining as fuck

[@majimbo8528]

Ain't no way Sega went THIS FAR for the Infinite Wealth promotion

[@dririsplays]

The way Michael called for Rufus? I was TERRIFIED XD

[@odan49ak47]

Michael going "but check this out" killed me

[@dylanpritchard4981]

The lack of protection during the fruit ninja part stressed me out lol

[@Gamez6444]

I can't even imagine the sponsor $ it took to get them all to do this. Good for them. Wow.

[@EggplantHarmesan]

8:13 "Thats scary, I dont want to put that around his neck" *lily proceeds to choke mykul*

[@siddhantgarud6070]

You can see the exact moment when the offlinetv crew collectively breaks down

[@theshopkeepr]

The slicing fruit challenge just gave me such vivid flash backs to when Ryan sliced his nose open in his Real Life Fruit Ninja video. It was from a pineapple, or a watermelon I can’t remember.

[@dat1don8]

we need more Michael and John content, they're always funny as a duo

[@aXentOG]

Toast jumping with his knee out in front of the machete was scaring me man

[@boutedecracton7572]

This sponsor is like so weird i feel like im the only target audience, Its like your aunt that you never see showing up with a t-shirt of your favorite metal band

[@funnynamelol3156]

Fr

[@alexspain9103]

I absolutely love that Gavin Free's random swoosh and slowed down Gregorian chant has become the default slow motion sound.

[@MeMyFriendsandPie]

Went downstairs to get my laundry. Walked back up to 24:02 and felt like I was in a fever dream, hahaha.

[@GottaBeAHero]

The naked guy at the end with the shaving cream was so unpredictable hahaha 😂

[@chrissirois]

✌🏻

[@beardedbard6308]

The fruit ninja idea was reckless af. Full swing through with a machete and you can split your thigh right open...

[@arashianfromargentina7996]

If Toast ever wins an argument against Jodi, that would actually be sign of the world coming to an end 🤣 Loved the video 🎉 Thanks Peter! ❤

[@anobody3214]

Who needs to pass exams when you have OTV

[@vashikumar3681]

Me rn

[@mohsin.02]

Me too

[@frankostanic]

too real🥲

[@defnotfez]

This video is awesome there's nothing funnier than seeing a random MIB agent being summon like a pokemon to come out and eat someone banana that's also supposed to be a makeshift bat. Thank you for doing this 😂

[@Skovkid]

13:30 i get seriously anxious every time Lilly or even toast swings the sword or katana just waiting for one of them to cut them self

[@ADDBlacksmith]

Lilly said "screw safety, gimme the Katana!"

[@jiminsjams5878]

HOLY SHIT MY DAY JUST GOT SO MUCH BETTER

[@insaneShadowKnight]

Love that OTV has bangers waiting to be released shows what a great job their producers are doing

[@annojance]

Both Toast and Lily impressed me with their cutting abilities. Lily in particular was surprising. She has achieved being both cute and cool at the same time.

[@RCSLopez]

Watching the fruit ninja section gave me PTSD of when Ryan Higa sliced his nose with a katana

[@ephramlocke7837]

Not gonna lie. I judge their videos by the thumbnails. They look boring and it takes me a couple weeks or a month before I watch an upload. But when I finally watch the video it's always an absolute fucking banger. I had a good time and laughed my ass off watching this video.

[@yengwishesyouagreatday860]

That whole singing at 25:31 are my usual dream sequences. 😅😂 also, the bodyguards' out of tune cheering ☠️☠️

[@jusinocasino11]

Lily had the best time of her life cutting those fruits with that katana

[@lozer_nolife4537]

Dude I love yakuza and otv so much. I'm glad this video happened. AND THE FACT FRIDAY NIGHT WAS THE OUTRO WAS SO PERFECT

[@DeWessel97]

Sid behind the chair "Safety is cool!!" 😆😆😆😆

[@daraba-san9495]

11:22 I feel like Ryan Higa (who they’re friends with) would have a few things to say about this moment 😂

[@MandeepSingh-eq1zb]

"Poundmates" is what I'm gonna call my friends now

[@christopherberk9474]

8:32 This challenge be awakening some things in Lilly

[@hrdlxs]

7:13 dude that’s nuts, the quality of the production has gone up immensely since I last saw ur videos, good job. Btw the action animator deserves recognition for their work.

[@josephjohnson8142]

thats from the video game they were sponsored by

[@afewdayslate1597]

I don't know how, but this video accurately portrayed how it feels to play a Yakuza game

[@franczeska7757]

Omg this is so cuuuute! Now make an actual game w otv in it.

[@LexifromZargon]

love the poundmates energys!hope to see more ofthem in the futur!

[@harmonydiazezekiel1009]

2:30 I like how Michael gets the biggest pound-mate 😭😭

[@lorencexu4641]

Jodie fearfully tossing bananas from behind a tree is my new favorite thing

[@w0rna]

this was fun!!. peter is always great guest!

[@addpowersstreams5364]

My story when IRS asks about my money sources:

[@fnanmohammed4933]

17:40 what goes around comes around broden