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[@niffintherpggamer4338]

Scarra's the real g here. We call him Don Scarra cause he takes care of everyone and takes the hit.

[@tHfrtf]

So no one's going to appreciate scarra's sacrifice, he keeps the kayak instread of stealing starsmitten's item

[@mainarii]

Yea scarraa so wholesome and celine is so cute akjxdbwjksjchejw

[@lillrice27]

Tbh I don’t think scarra really cared for a Louis Vuitton wallet anyways

[@bodolevente2246]

If he would've took the wallet the title could have been "Scarra STOLE Celine's wallet?!"

[@vailingbow1068]

Well, I'd rather have a Kayak than the Louis Vuiton. Any straight man would. Usually.

[@DaimyoD0]

@@vailingbow1068 Idk if it's a sexuality thing so much as a luxury brands are fuckin stupid and I want to go kayaking thing, but I agree

[@awakenmytoads9632]

Lily: “Its a thousand dollars so it has to be good” Michael: *laughs in oil*

[@Schzercro]

His oil stash is going to be stolen by the American government for "funding"

[@jacobdenosta3339]

Valkarae: laughs in kayak

[@HaidarNormal]

I kinda like the oil tho

[@dreamanime5730]

@@HaidarNormal same

[@joonDOWN]

you know poki is hella stressed XD lmfao

[@Evan-rl1rn]

Looking back on it, Michaels's gift is worth 4x what it was during this video. 55 gallons of crude oil is roughly $4300 US right now.

[@EternalTriadthePaladin]

Yeah pretty much any constantly in demand commodity is a good gift since itll usually naturally increase right? Lol

[@MrMinecraftGamer456]

@@EternalTriadthePaladin Not really. Oil is constantly being produced as well, so supply usually matches demand. The reason oil has grown so much is because it was recovering from all time lows due to production increases in oil by Russia and OPEC and Covid19 no want to traveling, thus not needing oil (it went negative Apr 2020) .

[@Extraschmedium]

It’s 25 55 gallon barrels. So 1375 gallons.

[@andymiller1597]

Ohhh buddy

[@tjbehrens7077]

True

[@Duplacorn]

Michael sounds like a magic trickster goblin when he said “wooooo she chose the gift”

[@baileyluchun1717]

He is a magical trickster goblin

[@KeikiChan]

"What a fukin' idiot"

[@zenithchan1646]

Ikr

[@3merald._.]

His like a player in Yu-Gi-Oh "YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD"

[@averagegamer7513]

12:20

[@RT-sx4ty]

Poki: Maybe it's an iPhone Michael: My goals are far beyond your understanding

[@bobthreetimes2286]

And you profile pic is perfect for this post

[@justsomewendigowithinterne6851]

Lmao

[@caleblim6890]

Rae on the oil barrel: we are NOT bringing that home Brodin: we’ll ship the other 24 to you

[@noxthederg9522]

Im the first to comment wow

[@judahschafer4799]

@@noxthederg9522 wow so impressive there’s one other comment and it’s me

[@-jaek-5156]

She sounded like a mother right there😂😂

[@stevethea5250]

@Charlotte Harris aint thqt dream

[@bobbobert9379]

*It's 1050 goddamn gallons of oil wtf*

[@wadewats2278]

Micheal single handedly raised the level of comedy in offline tv

[@RandomNulls]

And also significantly increased the amount of times everyone has been tased

[@justadumb8864]

And the money spent

[@rein6600]

@@RandomNulls which was probably more than one

[@ohitsrusher842]

He *is* the comedy

[@yooniemin7]

Ii

[@scout7225]

Michael's little dance when poki picked his gift is the biggest mood Ive ever seen

[@trulyen]

he's an elf

[@xhaled5488]

He was sanitizing his hands I think

[@eringrant5191]

Michael skipping and happily cheering “she chose the gift! What a fuckin’ idiot!” Sent me rolling 😂😂😂

[@drpure4876]

Lmao

[@danthepaninimanbreadboy9253]

Me to

[@Destructoplays]

12:18 for anyone wondering

[@rileywelch3498]

Bruh I was rolling on the floor in laughter and now i am rewatching it just to laugh

[@bxtboy323]

Michael is fucking hilarious

[@OfficialPrincePie]

The two types of gifts: - The ones that everyone obsesses over - 25 barrels of oil

[@sawyerlandreth5808]

-kayak

[@loganxavier]

-kayak

[@bluedonut3641]

-kayak

[@Awwhellnawggg]

-kayak

[@swgj2901]

-kayak

[@isaacli1636]

For those wondering, those 25 barrels of crude oil went from being worth ~$50 each to ~$120 each, so michael's gift went from being worth $1230 to ~$3000 now in March 2022 (a 250% increase)

[@jean-bon1537]

Michael is a genius for this

[@chinguunerdenebadrakh7022]

Yeah, but these commodities don't just exist in a vacuum. They have to be stored. The amount of space you'd need for 25 barrels is pretty huge, depending on location, will easily surpass 2000 USD over a year. And then you'd have to somehow contact a refinery or a reseller who'll come pick it up for a lower price (because the guy has to, you know, account for the price of shipping and convenience).

[@auraaa_2991]

@@chinguunerdenebadrakh7022theres no way storing 25 barrels would cost more than 2k a year, simply looking at the size of the barrel i could fit 50 in my garage

[@Zaratch]

What's the price now?? Hella curious

[@ikosaheadrom]

​@@Zaratch you should of asked in mid 2023 the pries were oof the roof back then

[@azulaswrath4199]

I just can't get over rae yelling "I LOVE ROCKS", with her whole chest

[@gamernerdgirl83]

I’m putting this here so I can find it later: 3:14

[@firghteningtruth7173]

Gold.

[@nicorai3363]

@@firghteningtruth7173 no, silver

[@bruser526]

12:48 IT'S A BARREL

[@JerridFoiles]

Truly an E'ar moment from Broken Brains.

[@hauntreaper]

daddy scarra letting all his children have the good gifts god bless his soul

[@arvd227]

i'm guessing he also chose to be the 10th person to choose his gift

[@shrugemote312]

Scarra is the best

[@ryandunniway7343]

@@arvd227 o

[@mathiashaldkristensen8988]

I wanna see that IRL kayak stream

[@edchinyosh925]

Don scarra

[@YounBryan]

Poki: Is it an iPhone? Rae: Is it an Andriod? Micheal: *You have no idea whats coming*

[@joshuarichardson7300]

Fuck poki

[@pepperonipizza8929]

It’s better than both

[@frankhamburger2075]

@@joshuarichardson7300 that’s the plan

[@bluedonut3641]

@@pepperonipizza8929 its the best gift in all of this

[@samfairbanks3692]

@@joshuarichardson7300 good luck mate, she's probably hard too achieve, wish you the best tho! happy holidays

[@geeth.k.official1605]

Poki: "is there an Iphone?" Michael: "no its way better" Lily: "an Android?" Michael: "CRUDE OIL"

[@Frostbite2346]

Poki: opens Michael’s gift Michael: You’ve just activated my trap card

[@unsettlingriyuki6572]

Also Micheal: Trapcard is also Going to be Useful as time passes by! I Will Manipulate Society that Crude Oil Has An Abundant amount of Good Luck when you put it beside your Bed! I will be Filthy Rich in 2 Years Babyyyyy, HEHEHEHE!

[@patrickvillareal3166]

lol

[@gaby4076]

Hes voice cracked me open when we said "its a 55 gallon of crude oil" idk why

[@opuser1]

What I find absolutely bonkers is that Michael LIFTS the barrel. If its full its could weigh like 135 KILOS/300 POUNDS

[@JWolfiez]

@@opuser1 yeah he is BUFF AS FUCK

[@FlaMango6127]

Pokimane: your gift will be wheeled in? Michael: *Runs like a goblin*

[@cycoserin]

With the laugh of one as well

[@mrbeastfan5795]

😂😂😂😂😂Ikr

[@fierce4453]

@Asura Code manz like krampus but with 300 tazer

[@nova_apx8261]

“She picked the gift” “What a fuckin idiot”

[@Dominik-sz3cy]

WOOOO SHE CHOOSE THE GIFT

[@kindofspoon3y-205]

Yoo michael’s bounciness is hilarious because he just knows he’s about to end someone’s christmas

[@pedroks7756]

That is very accurate

[@xuanya3454]

The grinch live action

[@ieatroofing]

12:17 its the WOOOOOO for me

[@santiagosenoran1217]

It's like a retro fighting fantasy videogame character

[@fluteisland]

im your 1,000th like

[@zucco9486]

Imagine you wake up for Christmas and you know you’ve been bad, you’re dreading the day Christmas comes around, but it’s here. You go to look under your Christmas tree and expect coal, but there is 25 barrels of oil there

[@JotaroKujo-nj4bx]

“JOKES ON YOU SANTA, THE PRICE FOR CRUDE OIL ON THE MARKET HAS RISEN BY 10%. I SMELL PROFIT!”

[@galaxian2797]

@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx lol

[@ormbaggen]

its worth around 1700 dollars in todays exchange rates so it wasnt a bad gift tbh

[@Halichika]

I'd be so happy lol

[@fatesse3135]

@@ormbaggen Almost $1900 today, the real question is when did Mykull end up selling it off?

[@thenamesreaper1587]

“FROM MINECRAFT” *This proves that the fact Michael is now an addict*

[@bastiangalaz4580]

Just the one thing harder than crack.

[@HectorGama94]

Duck

[@Roshi-kq4bf]

Always has been though

[@xmagnus9671]

Kkona

[@spiroghast]

I WOULD TAKE THE CRUDE OIL TO KILL THE TURTLES FOR MORE PLASTIC STRAWS

[@riew]

Scarra taking one for the team and choosing the kayak over everything else is the most wholesome thing i've seen this whole year.

[@svenvanbree7040]

Ngl i would love that kayak

[@brenotome]

the kayak is actually the best gift if the person is gonna use it, for me the worst is the wallet.

[@mizukihattori9716]

Hope the kayak can withstand the weight of his balls

[@gluttony8986]

@@mizukihattori9716 Thats hecka disrespectful, weird humor.

[@chhorchhayly3755]

Can someone tell him that he will be in danger if he go on kayaking cuz I have made a prediction

[@hoodieguy7201]

This is a Scarra appreciation comment for taking the kayak

[@ainiraihan3567]

honestly scarra is so kind, sometimes i feel bad for him :(

[@अण्वायुवरीवर्त]

I feel bad for saying this but scarra is not going to fit in it, most likely.

[@sahilvedpathak9046]

yea, we need more of these comments, he didnt wanna take the wallet from Celine

[@nsaker2342]

@@sahilvedpathak9046 you meant Celine 😂

[@sahilvedpathak9046]

@@nsaker2342 ya sry i got confused

[@magmatard8737]

One year later I'd say Michael and Toast's gifts ended up being the best in the long run

[@jenniegoldberg9084]

what u think now???

[@omgitsme2736]

lol no giving investment instruments is not a great gift lmao. Not to mention having to house 25 barrels of oil for an unspecified amount of time

[@tarae6587]

toast is the last person i would've expected to take the spa treatment, but in retrospect it's actually the most toast thing ever

[@monosidmusic]

Yeah spa is definitely is his thing

[@naopyonpyon]

And then the 2nd most Toast thing is to be thoughtful "off cam" and giving it back to Yvonne in exchange of the stonks

[@danigirl1113]

@@EpicTacoSenpai it’s in the video. The ending you can see the people switching gifts and you see toast and Yvonne taking each others

[@jaybirdy]

Actually I believe at the end you can see Lily taking the spa treatment (she lays down with an eye mask). Yvonne with the Starbucks (she love Starbucks) and Toast with the stocks LOL

[@Sound_Spark]

@@EpicTacoSenpai oh, please we know hes gonna dump it.

[@sidgustafson142]

Everyone: iPads, spa time, Starbucks Michael: OIL

[@DACFalloutRanger]

Michael is the spirit of America

[@ChangerYK]

Kayaks

[@doubleace8184]

Gotta dump it in the ocean boyzzzzzz

[@tipsy4373]

Everyone else: Wants ipad, coffee, ps5, a massage Rae: I kinda want the rock tho

[@MattatonicLife]

tbf, it's kinda unique! Not many people own one of them, plus it can easily be liquidated for cash in a pinch :)

[@annazfiirizky1952]

Well its a shiny 1000 dollars rock

[@echung168]

Honestly.. getting an actual brick of rare ore is pretty nice, and quite a flex despite the amount

[@melons3994]

Micheal: Give me my oil back

[@gageshurtliff6201]

Yah ps5 or an oculus

[@baileysmith4744]

in the end they didnt even keep their gifts, they just traded them off. you can see Myth took the bidet and Rae took the silver. Michael still got his inflated prices of crude oil which is pog

[@BeeDoofy]

Poki: opens Michaels gift* Michael: *A FOOLISH MISTAKE!*

[@Grey_301]

Then he jumps around like the grinch on crack

[@yerrrrray]

@@Grey_301 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Razer00001]

Random person: Hey, why is there oil in the ocean? Michael: oil

[@cheri8832]

*goblin mode* what an idiot!

[@AstroBlox]

Everyone else: normal gifts Michael: 55 gallons of oil

[@imsad219]

You misspelled boring, though I dont know how you get "normal"

[@sm92127]

25*

[@danielk.2643]

Isn't it 25barrels, 55galons a barrel?

[@Rydenmoore]

@@sm92127 25 barrels 55 gallons per barrel

[@darksean99]

Michael is the only one who gets the point of a white elephant gift.

[@ludwig]

mangoBANGER mangoBANGER mangoBANGER

[@sinduku7569]

I-

[@ongrong1611]

Banger

[@octavianm1595]

[@zylushzucc6601]

Banger music

[@jett_icer1236]

Bro I noticed too

[@RussellSkaggs]

Michael is the only person who understands the true meaning of white elephant.

[@MattDawgGaming]

Actually though, I was surprised when the first “White Elephant” was a PS5 lol.

[@gordonramsey7379]

K A Y A K

[@coreworldbazti1561]

I'd say a bidet and a block of silver kinda fit.

[@d4-yeet688]

What is the key with White elephant? Like is there a type of gift to get? I don't know it but it looks fun

[@RussellSkaggs]

@@coreworldbazti1561yeah that’s fair. Apparently the kayak with this group too (even if it’s dope af). Even the Starbucks gift card was pretty hysterical in its own right.

[@HyperfixationWizard]

Let's be real here. Micheal adding crude oil into the elephant gift stack was just an excuse for him to initiate phase 1 of his plan to exterminate all the turtles.

[@glitchy5420]

Oh no!

[@demonzrising2545]

@@glitchy5420 anyways, I started USING PLASTIC BAGS AND STRAWS MORE OFTEN blasting

[@glitchy5420]

@@demonzrising2545 Aaah

[@OfficerPedroAlvarez]

@@glitchy5420 ha you're dead

[@bulb4755]

Yes

[@meepmi]

"Kayak?" "Absolutly not!" Best interaction ever

[@literallycanadian]

See the funny part is, if whoever got the barrel of oil held onto it, its like $1700 now.

[@abrahamcervantes5799]

Everyone: “Michael’s gift is ridiculous” Micheal’s 5HEAD: *covers himself in oil, waits for it to rain, flys*

[@m.behan6]

Abraham Cervantes LMAOO

[@sealtrain8252]

Wtf 😂😂😂

[@cheri8832]

wtff lmaooo

[@ChiriConCarne]

This made me laugh because this is an old forgotten meme.

[@oz121]

He's gonna wait for it to rain

[@dusksatanofinsomnia]

rae might actually be the queen of facial expressions without even trying. i loved every second of this video!

[@marufubi]

FRRRR

[@jaydenlamothe9554]

@@jennylam6187 stop

[@Grippeyy]

@@jennylam6187 yeah fr stop

[@hhenub2485]

@@jennylam6187 please shut up

[@FosterUN]

@@jennylam6187 please don't ever say that again.

[@slamminsammyjo]

So Michael is finally gonna get rid of those pesky turtles. What a masterful evil plan.

[@highlandstorm0137]

Nuu. Not the tortles. (´Д` ) Гув сзьькфак

[@jorgemtzb9359]

@@highlandstorm0137 Finally a method even more effective than shoving straws through their hateable nose.

[@NyikaWachira]

"Its a balance between being good and wanting a good gift, right? And its harder for someone who has a good heart to steal. So if I just take celine's silver, then now, celine, you have the choice to steal, or take another gift" Toast's Ginormous Brain - 2020

[@joshwaaa]

Holy shit I've just realised how smart Michael was in this, he bought 55 Gallons of Crude Oil knowing that no one would want it so he could steal it and sell it for a return value, that means he never lost that 1k on a gift. Wow.

[@claude47]

Holy Shit this guy

[@andotus7637]

No but if oil prices rise in the future, which, considering it’s oil, it likely will, michael can sell it at the higher price and get more than the 1000 he spent

[@ShaunDelier]

@@andotus7637 stonks big brain moment right there

[@kadenherzog9727]

@@andotus7637 yeah everyone is shitting on the oil when it's probably like the second best only cause amazon stocks will only keep rising lol

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

It's bound to be worth far more in a decade

[@finefrenzy9567]

The end scene is literally so precious, where they give the gifts to the one who actually liked it, myth gave the silver to poki, then the bidet back to myth, poki giving the silver to rae and then rae giving the ipad to celine and giving the lv wallet to poki 🎄🎄🎄

[@technicoloredzebra]

Toast giving the spa gift card back to Ivonne in exchange for the Amazon stocks. Ivonne exchanging with Lily i think and you can see Leslie trying to negotiate the stocks with Toast lol. He did say she would like his gift

[@airagajelomo1860]

Wow, I didn't notice it until I read this comment. Thank you human being and merry christmas!

[@Tolandruth]

And no one wanting the kayak

[@annazfiirizky1952]

And yvonne exchange the spa for the starbucks too I think

[@tams805]

Yes, I watched the video too.

[@Dogical]

Everyone: Buys a fun gift for everyone to enjoy. Michael: Oil.

[@Alteczar]

Kayak is a fun gift? XD

[@yikes5046]

@@Alteczar Kayaking is pretty fun tbf

[@TsdsxSansTSSunStone]

Myth literally bought a bar of silver

[@saudade7842]

Back when oil was really cheap I was going to buy $1,000 worth of crude but I decided not too.

[@Lica_The_Furry]

@@yikes5046 yeah kayaking is pretty fun

[@Aviaidan]

Tag yourself. I’m Rae screaming “IT’S A BARREL” at 12:48

[@fatesse3135]

I'm "GO FUCKING KAYAKING SHITTER!" at 17:15.

[@narucok]

Poki: *takes Michael's gift Michael: in case you haven't notice, you've fallen into my trap

[@whs5517]

Even tho he ended up taking the oil back loll

[@ryanbui2046]

It’s not really a white elephant game if you get to sell the oil though. But it’s still hilarious to get 25 barrels of oil for Christmas

[@alannmarc6954]

@@ryanbui2046 that's true but what can you do with 25 barrels of oil

[@rosemarieconchas1402]

Throw it in the ocean

[@ryanbui2046]

@@alannmarc6954 EXACTLY It’s a white elephant. You can’t give it away you HAVE to keep it. That’s the risk! Or Micheal could like make an oil powered tazer

[@ToxicTrashBinBag]

Everyone: gets different gifts Micheal: ILL KEEP MY FUCKIN OIL

[@nevaminder7186]

in the very end toast kept his amazon stocks as well XD

[@rini8282]

@@nevaminder7186 nah yvonne kept the amazon stocks

[@Joe-hi1cb]

@@rini8282 watch the swap at the end

[@relisalim2754]

@@rini8282 no, like watch til the very end you can see toast gave yvonne back the $1000 spa treatment and got his amazon stocks back and then lily exchanged the starbucks $1000 gift card with yvonne’s $1000 spa massage

[@nevaminder7186]

@@rini8282 no look at the VERY end, toast and yvonne switched

[@malcombrown2697]

Can’t wait to see the “25 barrels of crude oil has been dumped into the ocean” headlines all over the news

[@sentientlemonbattery]

Crackhead Michael Pushing Humanity Closer To Extinction!

[@choko5840]

that happens every five minutes no point on putting it on the news

[@alexisj3295]

BAHAHAHAH

[@Alb410]

@@choko5840 f

[@jazjasper1299]

Been bugging me, i amd i do love michaels choice of gift but isnt a barrel kf crude oil like $58 or somthing

[@rockstardynamite]

Listen - the oil was the greatest present there, but them giving gifts to the crew during this too is probably the most wholesome part of it.

[@notsjae]

Rae’s facial expressions are everything, just pause at anytime and look at Rae’s face then all you’ll get is a masterpiece

[@artsyalexandria5277]

So true honestly she's very expressive and It made me laugh the whole time

[@43_ayonroy4]

Simp

[@Spacecat1000]

@@43_ayonroy4 You know that calling out someone for appreciating a woman's personality doesn't make them look bad right? It just makes you look like an incel...

[@shizurokitadashi4160]

so true

[@__xiiyue]

The way Rae is terrified of how everyone is literally passing $1000 around like it's nothing LMAO

[@Si_Luis904]

But yet she made 180k this month from just youtube.

[@amandahe3873]

@@Si_Luis904 wait, how do you know? Just wondering

[@Si_Luis904]

@@amandahe3873 in one of her streams she accidently revealed her statistics page.

[@tuxzilla27]

@@amandahe3873 I believe she leaked it on her stream a few days ago and there were a few articles about it

[@arsonist___]

she accidentally leaked her yt studio dashboarx

[@crazyasshandle]

Rays reactions in this video is freaking priceless Like when toast was saying how it’s hard for someone with a good heart to steal it you can see rays face lmao

[@RandelModou_503]

Rae

[@kittepes8307]

"I LOVE ROCKS" -Valkyrae, Content Creator of the Year 2020

[@srijanbajracharya]

"Its not rock its minerals" -Hank from Breaking Bad

[@fishtachio]

LMAO her look when she said that 💀

[@kittepes8307]

@@fishtachio LMAO YEAH her face at the end when she got it had me dead xD

[@fishtachio]

@@kittepes8307 yea lol

[@erisnova]

LMAOOOOOO

[@kazunarifujiwara9599]

Scarra: I'll have the fucking kayak. KZbin: Here, have a fucking boat ad.

[@mrharembro1929]

Wth seriously I get goosebumps

[@gregeatsbunnies7073]

I had a Clorox ad

[@chedricmicheal3354]

I had coke ads lmao

[@demonlord8061]

Oh my oh my i have found you jimmy.

[@luv4097]

Michael get's 25 barrels of crude oil as a Christmas gift. US: "is for me?"

[@Skypatrol-zh6qp]

Bruh, do you think, that Michael is going to give up his oil even for the government, and not pull a Gundam right out of his ass just to repel 'em? He's just an agent of chaos, that' shits' scary

[@User-xl8ke]

@@Skypatrol-zh6qp He technically was the government at one point. 😳

[@Skypatrol-zh6qp]

@@User-xl8ke Say what now?

[@User-xl8ke]

@@Skypatrol-zh6qp Micheal did work for the government.

[@Skypatrol-zh6qp]

@@User-xl8ke Ah, yes, that slipped my mind. I have seen the video where he mentioned it, but it was quite some time ago. That's quite an interesting and a big feat for someone who is now a Full Metal Crackhead Also I wonder if he still has some privileges or contacts from it...

[@Apollo-tj1vm]

Michael took giving coal for Christmas to a whole new level

[@Derpzling]

dump it into the sea for fun.

[@pomelo9840]

Well non decomposed wood and literally melted animals and plants compressed by immense pressure ARE kind different, but it's not THAT much of a stretch

[@radioactivehuman9764]

They're both fossil fuels

[@theobserver2468]

Liquified coal

[@xiphexlive]

Instead of coal he gave a way to fucking kill those turtles.

[@notjunha5041]

everyone: ITS AN IPHONE michael: *fifty five gallons of crude oil*

[@meisteraffe2239]

1 375 gallons actualy

[@mobarnes9272]

@@meisteraffe2239 it’s not 55 gallons per barrell

[@TheMmAaTtZz]

@@mobarnes9272 55 gallons is ~ $65, so it is actually 55 gallons per barrel

[@cakepigs]

@@mobarnes9272 you're correct it's 55 gallons pair drum those are drums not barrels, barrels only carry 42 gallons per barrel, but it is still 1375 gallons of crude oil because there are 25 drums.

[@mobarnes9272]

@@cakepigs If it was 1375 gallons Michael would have that said many because it is was way more significant.

[@soulless3275]

Poki: *picks Michael’s gift* Michael: YOU’VE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD

[@aug3842]

Pot of greed

[@hellothere694]

POT IT IN THE SEA

[@chelyr5517]

@@hellothere694 ...

[@juliacharbonneau4955]

12:12

[@Creym464]

And then micheal trade his shit to more shit

[@iicy8871]

12:18 micheal’s reaction was actually amazing

[@davemcclure5420]

Only reason I watched the video.

[@gregampofo1386]

When Michael laughed because poki chose his gift, my immediate thought was “What crime against God do you have for us today, Michael?”

[@the11thhour44]

Goblins have the most innocent of smiles

[@roqlop7947]

“God has been dead for a very long time”

[@Lxffn]

Timestamp?

[@gregampofo1386]

@@Lxffn 12:16

[@joshie_pb]

I just came back to this video to say that Michael’s gift is now worth like 6000$+

[@opeygopey227]

I literally was thinking how it would be super expensive rn. 😂 what a great investment if he kept it until now

[@Hmm.........................]

"I got a PS5!" "I got an IPad!" "I got 25 barrels of industrial US Grade crude oil."

[@PaperiLiidokki]

USA government would like to know your location.

[@Zarafin]

*Us national anthem starts playing*

[@neglectrio]

he could sell for much more

[@cluanneyoula4634]

No no... I got something to dump into the ocean.

[@wahabalrefai4987]

@@neglectrio the price is dropping rapidly from 100 usd a barrel 2010 to now its less then 30 usd a barrel nowdays and its dropping hard

[@PolskiGamingIsHere]

I love how they all opened gifts and had a great time doing so. Also making it very fun for us to watch. While also including their actual team (Production, filmers, editors etc) into it. Funny as hell and wholesome. Good mix

[@UntrainableWizard]

*Everyone's mind*: "PlayStation, iPad, StarBucks, Bidet." *Rae's mind*: "Rock... Rock... Rock... Rock... Rock..."

[@panda_69]

Lmao 🤣

[@strbourne]

*Michael’s mind*: 55 gallons of crude oil

[@KiyanPocket]

Imagine getting gifted a fricking bidet lmao

[@fatherplatypus2316]

I mean, its perfect for investation. I'll take it too more than any other gifts

[@xXHydroDragonXx]

@@strbourne Not just 55 gallons, 55×25 gallons of crude oil xDD

[@introvertedpenguin3923]

Lily threw so hard, at 8:20 when Fuslie stole the Starbucks from her Lily should have stolen the PS5 and locked it for herself. Feelsbadman

[@dumdumbringgumgum2940]

exactly what i was thinking 🤣

[@krispyy6901]

15:07 😭😭 Myth: “what’s available and what’s not?” Lily: “Kayak? 🥺”

[@fishtachio]

yea she sound so cute tf

[@jayc33day]

It was so cute lol

[@lmashed_potato]

SHE SOUNDS SO CUTE TOO OH MY GOD 😭

[@bo0gab0o13]

She looks like baby grogu trying to get the ball from the ship handle

[@tuanh_duong]

Honestly I would kill for a kayak

[@ryogames9149]

When Myth says “no kayak” to Lily she looks like she wants to die

[@refugiotris]

Timestamp 15:38

[@HowHorror]

Ok

[@ryogames9149]

No way it’s loved by OTV thanks

[@alysonchoi5734]

Raes facial expressions kill me. She’s either disgusted, surprised, or some other ambiguous emotion

[@mjb.martinez4387]

I guess Michael's Crude Oil is coming handy now 😭😭😭

[@etekweb]

*gives silver as a gift* Michael: So I heard we're gifting commodities...

[@arthi3509]

michael when he saw the silver ingot: MINECRAFT

[@FrankToasty]

Michael as of 2022: Hm Tungsten

[@Young.reject19]

@@FrankToasty 😂😂

[@protogenerations7093]

“Is it an Android” with Michael that could mean a lot of things

[@Nick_Backwards]

So funny

[@fleshh]

@@Nick_Backwards it's pretty funny

[@pardunme8511]

@@Nick_Backwards it's super funny

[@samarariveroll1282]

@@Nick_Backwards It’s extremely funny

[@FrostKnight1205]

@@Nick_Backwards its insanely funny

[@ssss-im4zj]

I like that at the end, Rae gave the iPad to Celine, Celine gave the wallet to Poki, Poki gave the bidet to Myth, and Rae got the silver that she wants. Toast swap his spa treatment with the Amazon card from Yvonne, then Lily swap the Starbucks gift card with Yvonne’s spa treatment. Now everyone’s happy with their gift and their friendship is super cute🥰

[@the_dexman]

And Michael gets 55 gallons of crude oil

[@kaelmolo1432]

Michael still got the crude oil which god knows what he's gonna do with it

[@aldojoel4836]

Amd Scarra apparently will go kayaking. But seriously, so heartwarming seeing them so happy. Also, amazing choice of music, prob by Ludwig

[@TacuG16]

Maybe scarra cn go kayaking in their pool filled with crude oil??

[@vanesamendez327]

@@kaelmolo1432 no we know he is gonna dump it in the ocean

[@dinofrog926]

Rae: “I love rocks!” Myth: “It’s a MINERAL Marie!”

[@aminazv2696]

Nice breaking Bad reference but silver is a metal not a mineral.

[@Glorpo]

silver is an element.........

[@jakobteetz5728]

Someone has a timestamp for me? I cant find it anymore xD

[@EnryuGG]

@@jakobteetz5728 3:08

[@listeven1159]

@@aminazv2696 sliver is both a metal and a mineral

[@rubeadame]

Scarra looks SO HAPPY when he is surrounded by his friends, it's so wholesome.

[@pyramidteam9961]

"It's a barrel." Dumbledore said calmly

[@Case2_0]

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

[@Atlas-tv9jb]

Scarra really is like the dad of the whole group. Literally the most underrated member in offline TV, I love the way he interacts with everyone 🥺

[@checknow1235163]

I don't think he's underrated at all tbh.

[@kato977]

@@checknow1235163 in otv he kinda is lol. i mean he rarely gets any packages when they open stuff from their PO box

[@tracys169]

He's dad, he takes the most 'unwanted' gift so every one of his kids can have a good Christmas lol

[@checknow1235163]

@@kato977 og's know what's up i guess. i must be the minority then lol

[@Atlas-tv9jb]

@@checknow1235163 I get this T_T he's definitely one of my faves

[@whitecollargraffiti8348]

I just started dying when Michael's gift was barrels of oil.

[@highpiner]

25 barrels of oil to be exact. Absolute madman!

[@b7a1r3]

I thought it was gonna be the 55 gallon barrel of lube from Amazon, not gonna lie

[@whitecollargraffiti8348]

@@highpiner the crazy thing is it's both a gamble and an investment I'm guessing he bought when oil was cheap. If it goes up then profit.

[@xmagnus9671]

Kkona

[@Juuhazan_]

Would've been funny if he bought it when oil cost negative dollars

[@preacherpatch7225]

why do I find the fact that scarra kept it so wholesome- DAD SCARRA JUST ACCEPTING IT AND EVERYONE CHEERING PLS-

[@pajeonnie]

everyone else: ps5, ipad etc. michael: things to dump in the ocean This is the reason we all love him😭

[@malenamanzotti8266]

hes giving not like the other boys vibes 😂😂

[@proger1960]

*America : Oil eh ?*

[@Fut_re]

Michael when Poki chose his gift looked like he just won the lottery.

[@FionaPGTgames]

I would take tge oil to restrain Micheal from dumping it in the ocean if i was there

[@bigben987]

Anyone visit this vid again after saw Scarra using his kayak gift in the newest camping vid?

[@_KingRaz]

I feel like people don't realize the 3 best gifts were the oil, the silver, and the amazon stock. Everyone in the room is already successful enough to buy any one of the items, but it is pretty hard to bring yourself to make long term investments. So they were given something potentially worth a LOT more than $1k in the future.

[@alienblade2005]

Oil futures are also (probably) going to be worth in the future when everyone starts going out more

[@kingsam178]

This comment is under rated

[@swizzy1878]

I feel like this year the value of the dollar will drop and silver and gold will rise significantly in value. I would’ve taken one of those three times aswell

[@Prograde]

true but they did this for content not the stuff

[@kingsam178]

Yes, they've done it for content but still, in the end they do have incrising value object,

[@nyx6620]

Everybody's A Gangster Until Micheal Rolled A Barrel Of Oil In

[@ukiyokenzaki2641]

Hi hunter

[@heneke4341]

And the real gift was 25 of those

[@CrazyNerdInventor]

For those wondering, there is no way they bought a physical barrel and have it shipped to them. No company would send crude oil to a residential address as crude oil is extremely toxic and releases hydrogen sulphide gas which will kill you at 0.07% concentration. You need extremely efficient ventilation and scrubbers to store crude oil without dying.

[@cybersive7193]

Everyone: getting nice gifts Micheal: YOU GET OIL CRACKHEADS!

[@soham_mondal]

That's one of the most valuable gifts.

[@RENO_K]

You know crude oil is used in making cocaine right?

[@PirateCat822]

@@RENO_K even better

[@myst_infernal4180]

@@PirateCat822 Wdym even better?..........I could make a buisness outta that Shit.

[@vladproductions1719]

12:18 i was honestly expecting Michael to come back wheeling in somthing he made while saying "hey pals i made another quirky new invention!" Lel

[@tarzanfashionist1575]

And he just tazed everyone in the room

[@riverstyx8126]

Imagine it was a huge painful laser ✋😭

[@MEDSZ13.08]

Imagine a taser lazer

[@randominternetuser987]

I was expecting a barrel of radioactive waste

[@SaturnianDragon]

Michael's gift is probably the most American gift among the rest.

[@Pytho15]

i love how everyone started trading their gifts, it was so adorable and myth getting the bidet made me so happy because of his smile. this whole vid was giving off such a great vibe :)

[@camcampbell3940]

lily: ITS AN ANDROID! everybody: that makes senseeeeee *michael and his 25 barrels of oil stare into the distance* inside michaels head: hehehe better than an iphone...

[@legendaryentertainment1490]

.

[@SupplySupplier]

Massive ocean pollution and mass extinction of turtles :) funny

[@Sparkiebc]

@@SupplySupplier they’re not actually dumping it into the ocean dumbass

[@SnowBunniesNever]

@@Sparkiebc wow, you really cant take a joke

[@thedisabledrat8245]

@@Sparkiebc don’t be a jerk

[@austinallen6419]

He really just bought 25 barrels of oil for a gift "exchange"

[@mercury2053]

25 barrels of 55 gallons of oil That’s almost 1400 gallons, or 5300 litres if you’re not murican

[@tumbleweed1551]

@@mercury2053 It's honestly not a bad gift. If you can get that stuff stored away you'll make stonks in a few years.

[@ladywaffle2210]

My god I'm fucking stupid

[@mercury2053]

@@ladywaffle2210 yeah i actually have no idea how much a gallon is, i use metric

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@mercury2053 No, I'm actually just amazingly idiotic, it is 25 55-gallon barrels, or in metric a little under 5205 liters of crude oil

[@lilfattcatt7758]

Given the current prices of oil that was the best gift

[@TheJalapeno100]

Poki: Chooses Michaels gift. United States: *Declares war on OTV*

[@slwx4161]

THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, GIVE UP YOUR 25 BARRELS OF OIL OR WE WILL INVADE YOU!

[@AJ-jx5gm]

Nah US is bringing freedom and democracy to OTV lol

[@rcninja96]

this is so random and nerdy but can I just take a moment to appreciate how well this video was made?? the camerawork, sound, editing, animation, etc. were spot on I see you Brodin

[@arainmiao3781]

I mean, our boy Brodin got some real credentials when it comes to cinematography.

[@foreigngrounds9776]

ikrr this video is amazing

[@esabasicbooktuber]

@@arainmiao3781 he does??

[@zeuxlaught2797]

its not just brodin

[@chomelle]

@@esabasicbooktuber Yes. You should check out his website/portfolio. He's insane :)

[@asdrubalegirolamo660]

Honestly, that oil now, with the pandemic would be worth quite a bit more.

[@klickbaitkat2004]

the rest of otv and friends buys gifts people would want/use michael: OIL TIME

[@joobin814]

To be fair, the person that got it could probably sell it out to some other person

[@vexil5971]

*correction* Michael: *Capitalism time*

[@fallreality]

Yo otv is gonna be raided by the fbi

[@Darklord-uo3re]

You act like they want a kayak lmao

[@rox279]

i wish i had the oil i can refine it and then sell it in china for triple profits

[@peraltaivan4512]

Who else is coming back to this video cause of Scarra kayaking in the camping video?

[@ArnezDavid]

Pulls out bar of silver Valkyrie: " I LOVE ROCKS!"😂

[@juliang825]

Also you 'Valkyrie' 😂

[@xander2897]

Valkyrae*

[@alperdd2891]

scarra is the most wholesome person i’ve ever seen

[@TheeFlashbackMan]

he's the big papa

[@okavin]

Not when he’s drunk lol jk

[@6darren6]

Daddy scarra*

[@marcelbiswas7729]

trueeee bro

[@lolclaire7129]

don scarra ***

[@BenSuper]

I love that they used Ludwig’s cover of Last Christmas at the end ~

[@mobslayer211]

It's actually really good

[@beyound2922]

Couldn’t tell a difference

[@JasonChowTV]

for lily? lol

[@somatarr8946]

I think that the oil is a way better gift now than it was then 💀

[@beayuuh.]

"What are we gonna do with it?" Michael the Psycho : "Throw it in the ocean for fun!"

[@skillfuldeep4552]

@Benjamin Nguyen Prophet Michael, Praise be apon him

[@bobthreetimes2286]

Yaaaaaay

[@kyleisbelle9180]

Obviously, to kill the turtles. He’s doing gods work

[@infinitethings2413]

@@skillfuldeep4552 amen

[@hey6256]

Finally time for him to get those fucking turtles, those green pricks

[@angelogarcia1345]

the part where michal was jumping and saying "woooooooo she chose the gift what a f%cking idiot" was so funny

[@Modern_Blitz]

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