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[@chikidoodle2269]

Mihcheal : it’s like a psychopath wrapped this Everyone of Micheals fans :..........

[@jae3208]

The moment he said that, my mind went: “thats rich coming from you, Michael”

[@tortoise5083]

3:25 : a psychopath wrapped this 8:31 : 5 minutes later

[@wintergreen9949]

@@tortoise5083 8:41

[@archive3339]

Learn from the best

[@tortoise5083]

@@wintergreen9949 yea but it starts at 8:31

[@jmhera5635]

“That’s Korean” **plays nose flute** “And this is Filipino” That part cracked me up🤣

[@tracedapig3985]

bruh 😆

[@tracedapig3985]

i felt that

[@mrairduck3562]

@@tracedapig3985 lm

[@JoeProds]

same same looool

[@aprillynylanan3731]

Oh my

[@justsidhant]

everyone else: gets origami, cute stuff, glasses , etc. TOAST AND MICHAEL: Weapons

[@dudewholikescheese7892]

Mykull got drugs

[@iexist3153]

Hey I would be happy

[@Gamersls]

It's the community they built 😂

[@Archer_The_Shiny_Hunter]

Dont forget scarras crinkle shorts

[@ixedb4551]

i mean who wouldn't want it

[@dextermorris7096]

Scarra: gets normal things “Oh a plushy!” Michael right after getting a spear: “It’s jerky made out of snapping turtle meat.”

[@zolazar6928]

I bet the turtle died with straw up its nose

[@rainbowmaan9145]

@@zolazar6928 Jezzus fuking crist your uhinged

[@electricheisenberg5723]

@@zolazar6928 no that makes the meat bad

[@OrphanDefenestratorODK]

@@electricheisenberg5723 No it makes it better -proceeds to throw more straws into the ocean-

[@MemerMan9000]

Lily: "are these drugs?" Micheal: *D r u g s ?* Turns out its perscription ones Havent seen cvs deliver any stuff so makes sense.

[@syphusstinks9850]

Well sorry for. Not getting drugs

[@ethang_80]

michel is addicted...

[@ines.miklav]

it’s probablly creakhead potion

[@goodguycarl]

Hope he's okay.

[@D94Teddey]

2:59 i had to watch it like 15 times already and im still laughing at it... i need help

[@kitsune5157]

poki: *reading fan letter* toast: *cringing* poki: and her twitter at the bottom! toast: •O•

[@dark3rthanshadows]

aka pluggers/clout hunters

[@scottwpilgrim]

@@dark3rthanshadows you know, props for her shooting her shot. Too many people in this world are too damn scared to make the first move.

[@inexia2577]

4:45

[@pietervanhaaften709]

And michael opening a speir in the background

[@prettyphobiamusic]

He doesn't look like he is cringing tho it feels like he's giddy or smth

[@konodioda-----------------4791]

"So how did you survive this apocalypse Offline TV?" "Well we had a shit ton of weapons and we just threw them at the dead, but later on we pick them up" "And also our friend Michael is a literal demon at this, all we had to do is to tell him that they are turtles in disguise"

[@kimhoatran3824]

A- bruh moment

[@HeatherStephens2003]

Lol

[@joshuachristensen9731]

nah, one of them scared lily, so he defended his queen (i know im cringe)

[@randompencil2761]

@@joshuachristensen9731 and they stole her crack

[@pforgottonsoul]

are we just going to pretend that michael isn't the source of the apocalypse in the first place?

[@JackGamer193]

2:56 "Michael's got the longest package" "Wha...Facts" LMAO.

[@k-boi420]

Poki: *World's longest d¡|d0.*

[@qmechkeys]

I like how everyone is talking and michael is just absolutely blasting the flute

[@foxnd733]

Us

[@maltalented]

as franku wishes

[@zymounrai5428]

NYEEESSS

[@xeniaseva7008]

Yeah. And it was from my country.

[@raza9tixx]

Suddenly gives you ninja vibe

[@barackobama8708]

I just love how toast isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he’s reading from a script during the promo

[@seansterling325]

Lol

[@leteric368]

True

[@Zhilked]

@@seansterling325 They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Zhilked]

They have said the exact same words in another raycon on promotion in another video. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@bobafett6828]

No his cat was just playing with his feet \___/ |:

[@i_eat_children_every_day2162]

The fact Lilly summoned Michael with “are these drugs!?” Is so funny

[@Stonedsheepu8906]

She found his stash

[@buddycatdudeguy7169]

Imagine you try to rob this place, then find out that they're all armed to to teeth, and Michael is just a tazer god outfitted with an electric cannon armed mech.

[@roguethetiefling2585]

Michael's new video: A NEW TEST SUBJECT

[@river14]

Michael sounds so excited when he heard the word “drugs”

[@gloriousmainacc]

He is a literral crackhead

[@kevinsam6721]

That's a crackhead for ya

[@notexactlydoomslayer3611]

Thats gotta be the best crack head ive ever seen...

[@techpriest7060]

Why wouldn't he

[@pumpkincat4594]

Me too

[@kevintasdan1343]

Lily: "is this drugs?" Michael: "DRUGS!?"

[@abanana625]

You can see pure excitement and happiness in his face

[@bentley014gt7]

Me too

[@zalipop5396]

Tommy innit would be proud of Micheal for ordering drugs

[@TheGerd]

DRUGS

[@chrisramos4634]

@Kevin Tasdan damn u copied my comment and still got more likes than me:(

[@georgiepentch]

12:12 Toast: this warning says "cancer and reproductive harm" Poki: they got us cancer and reproductive harm? LMAO

[@griffinspence5420]

I love how everyone gets normal heartfelt things and then there’s Michael getting animal food/remains, weapons and other interesting things

[@nodarheart9134]

Random thug: breaks into this house. Later... Detective: twenty eight stab wounds!?.

[@rocksandwiches]

*99 PERCENT LEVEL OF STRESS*

[@ginger6300]

Detective in training: but the autopsy shows that they died by electrocution almost as if there was so many tasers in him the wounds didn’t even kill him

[@toasty3144]

@@ginger6300 Tasers you say? *browses alibi's* I think I know who the cuplrit is

[@ginger6300]

Toasty yes almost as if the main suspect has filmed himself tazzing people for years now how sadistic

[@conallross1694]

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

[@mfsgames891]

I love how Toast is getting a love letter read to him while Michael is in the back destroying a plastic bag

[@kylemontalban4496]

@Jia Lan Li michael hates turtles

[@atlas6124]

@Jia Lan Li good turtles? no such thing unless you count his sla- workers in minecraft

[@clarachambers783]

@Jia Lan Li ...meanwhile eating snapping turtle jerky... Lmao

[@chai-tea7374]

@Jia Lan Li hes cutting the plastic to make smaller pieces that can get into the airway of more stupid turtles

[@HermitaGlock]

I had the same thought

[@iamjags8592]

I’d hug Scarra tbh. He’s such a kindhearted man

[@karelpgbr]

8:43, is insane, I like Michael's complete disregard to safety

[@hellobye5531]

I love how Toast isn't even trying to hide that he's reading Raycon's script XD

[@lilianamochi8504]

Shhhhh we don’t know.

[@greatsoup7540]

@@lilianamochi8504 hmmm? What don’t we know I’m absolutely confused

[@ikeilledaguy4349]

What script?

[@raychances6251]

Yeah, what script

[@milky9602]

Uh yeah... what script?

[@lester696]

Everyone: *talks about the wooden spoons* Michael: *proceeds to reunite with his Filipino roots*

[@npcgio]

Filipino "flutes"

[@johndavidsanluis416]

Put tank in a mall

[@mehmehscom470]

Petition for Michael to speak Filipino swear words.

[@hiehman6970]

So... Micheal is filipino?

[@omxls]

@@hiehman6970 yes he is

[@johnthebobert8104]

I like how at 12:54 they actually use the proper way to hand a hatchet to someone over an object

[@01TacocaT10]

He just held his hand out. I didnt see anything special about how he handed it over

[@barryallen2240]

@@01TacocaT10 handle first

[@brandonzhang760]

2:56 "michael got the longest package" *facts*

[@dogedoge8269]

I’m scared Michael gets progressively better at the nose flute so easily

[@alexitrinune1460]

Ikr

[@tterminitte2704]

Well, its his native instrument

[@kashnatasingh8883]

It's Frank's influence.

[@invader1036]

@@kashnatasingh8883 he so close to having all of franks instruments

[@felixstenson1654]

It's from all the practice he's had inhaling drugs

[@lidoljimin]

Lily: "That's Korean"' Michael: "And this is Filipino" *nose flute noise*

[@woooshbaiter1903]

😐

[@BrokenTreeBranch458]

😅😅😅😅😅🇵🇭

[@tanksear]

As a Filipino, you have no idea how accurate the energy of this comment is to the culture.

[@0_-]

It also said *Poki Flute* lol

[@maltalented]

praise franku

[@YumeBasil]

4:21 I love how the sneeze is just cut early lol

[@strontium_slider]

Everyone saying thank you while Poki is happy-dancing, Michael is inspecting his axe and Toast is looking severely concerned

[@masonclark2737]

Scarra - “Michael got the longest package" Michael - “facts”

[@Jo2h_]

Yes, I 100% agree with you Mr Clark

[@lostdumpling862]

I thought it said “longest package”

[@crsereda]

Can confirm. We gave Michael the biggest package of all the lands.

[@inaki7233]

Mason Clark someone care to comment the minute of this scene?

[@igo___]

haha

[@GorbisHyukgi]

Lilly: are these drugs?! Michael: *T A R G E T A Q U I R E D*

[@kylerevans2114]

No its my prescription!!!!!!!

[@davidmezacoons4589]

@@kylerevans2114 they always make that excuse

[@wheatley7083]

@@davidmezacoons4589 wait a second THEY!?

[@wheatley7083]

@@davidmezacoons4589 does he have like little hobbit friends under the table?

[@stalecroissant2317]

@@wheatley7083 no he has no friends they are test subjects

[@jamesjenkins6271]

Everyone's like 3 or 4 boxes in, playin with their gifts and Micheal is in the back just sayin "oh cool, that's nice, great" only one layer into his packaging 😂🤣😂 its absolutely perfect

[@AresUniversalis]

4:19 perfectly cut sneeze

[@dinofrog926]

Scarra: ”It feels like it’s an axe.” ”It looks like it’s an axe.” ”It looks and feels like an axe.” *”IT’S AN AXE! 😱”*

[@yimkumerjamz1225]

casually hands it to michael.

[@golzaye3393]

@@yimkumerjamz1225 He seems like the type of guy who'd be experienced with it

[@abanana625]

It’s a hatchet

[@-will-1615]

@@abanana625 nobody likes you

[@musicalsounds1794]

@@abanana625 don't worry I like you

[@Anonymous-fj4wj]

It’s great how toast doesn’t even try to hide that he’s reading a script for the sponsor

[@annstars4208]

And he is very funny during doing that

[@crimsonfx166]

I’ve seen podcasts where they just show the paper in hand

[@Anonymous-fj4wj]

@@crimsonfx166 oof, they don’t even care at that point

[@Mollyjm14]

IKR

[@JacobZapfe]

Ok

[@isaacfox1874]

I think everyone wants to give scara a big ol bear hug

[@_DoorStop_]

I love how at 15:00 Micheals just casually holding a shank

[@ariarijamjam9122]

Scarra: "It looks like an axe" Scarra: "It feels like an axe" Scarra: "It looks and feels like and axe" Scarra: "IT'S AN AXE"

[@yoisakii-je6te]

I hit that part of the vid while reading this lmao

[@kiidkif2009]

Y did this not blow up

[@ariarijamjam9122]

@@yoisakii-je6te lmaooo

[@ariarijamjam9122]

@@kiidkif2009 idk just hasn't yet

[@Zolia]

12:48

[@sushitime5052]

Imagine robbing this house, then all these people just carry out swords and Micheal just has 100 tazers

[@marzipanquiche2316]

Lunchtime comes back but this time OfflineTv is prepared

[@dxpo9655]

Lol

[@PenumbraDev]

Imagine robbing the house while Michael was playing the nose flute and Toast was wearing nipple covers. They'd charge you too Michaels tribal battle tune.

[@ephraim_sp]

**S I T I N M Y C H A I R**

[@katiewitkin4568]

I think the most threatening thing is the nut button and temmie with her bowtie

[@VeryLoki]

i keep watching the offlinetv unboxings multiple times they're so fun to watch.

[@GHLukinator]

Scarra: "Micheal's got the longest package." Micheal: "Facts."

[@em.8456]

Lily: That's korean Michael: and this is filipino **starts playing the flute**

[@yourlocalsussinicle9932]

I'm a Filipino and laughed 😭😭

[@littledeathmark8991]

@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 Ify beh

[@fmayolagabriellemarit.1768]

@@yourlocalsussinicle9932 sameee

[@samlouisebaguio6773]

I cried while laughing HAHAHAHA My Filipino heart HAHAHAHA

[@nielsoncallejo8845]

*puts hand on chest while flag starts flailing*

[@poorpeople119]

“Michael’s got the longest package.” Michael: Facts

[@sweatysweak]

bruh, I'm gonna send the fully printed fedmaster's document

[@KennyThaSharp]

@@sweatysweak if you do, you are the ultimate madlad

[@rgferns1091]

@@sweatysweak thats gonna be lit but it will probably be cut out

[@qujau318]

@@sweatysweak I will salute u

[@nyson7279]

@@sweatysweak do it I will support u

[@drobinson7366]

15:39 : Oh my god, MARIO!!!! Michael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGggggggggggg

[@arisako5625]

The fact that the editor put in Magikarp Festival during the lightsaber fight at 4:24 is hilarious. It's the ultimate action-video-game-pop-culture-rave-fight-scene song

[@thenamesreaper1587]

Michael: “ And this is filipino *NoSe FlUtE nOiSes* ” Me, A Filipino: *music to my ears*

[@JCD-uf8py]

Yeah same I'm also a filipino

[@cervantes5811]

Timestamp?

[@wenxz4541]

Me: *THE SOUND OF MY PEOPLE*

[@jerryedwin6790]

@@cervantes5811 watch the whole video gawd damn and stop skipping it. lol

[@kai-fc1ny]

Lmaaoo

[@velvet1834]

Poki: * reads the letter romantically to Toast * Michael: *_don't mind me. I'm just unpacking this shitty wrapped up spear._*

[@PolarPsyche]

@Quinn Tauber no u

[@idontknow-kr6rk]

@Quinn Tauber do you evan know what a simp is

[@lazypotato3707]

@Quinn Tauber Look up what simp means smh

[@BrokenTreeBranch458]

11 year olds replying simp on every fking comment smh

[@honkinggoose172]

@@BrokenTreeBranch458 smp

[@unpreparedforlife9794]

13:59 i felt like this was kind of like haha we actually CAN hug scarra

[@Thisisaline-]

I love the multiple scenes of something wholesome/cute happening but Michael is causing absolute chaos in the background

[@lunawake_9415]

"Michael's got the longest package" mykull: facts

[@louaytheking9989]

Michal*

[@luukfilippo8332]

@@louaytheking9989 yeah nah that's not right

[@AfcHarrington]

@@louaytheking9989 no

[@cooracx9208]

MMMMM TOASTY

[@isaacbae9383]

@@louaytheking9989 You missed the joke and do not know how to spell

[@Brofain]

Alright everyone is asking the same question so I'm just gonna answer it. I'm 5'7"

[@robaaronabella9660]

OfflineTV hearted your comment ....lol

[@ized88]

Wait what? Really? Man the others are all small xD

[@sebafer2719]

Nice try brodin but ur not 5’7” Oh wait Is the rest of OTV really that short?

[@whattamess]

omg toast wasn't exaggerating when he said offlinetv were like elves(?) compared to everyone else lmao

[@haroerhaktak2613]

They're just that short huh? Makes it easier to yeet them at my enemies.

[@atlas9468]

I love how there’s moments throughout otv videos where Michael scares everyone on otv even toast scarra and poki

[@pyroniccapt2664]

8:41 I could be late, but I gotta say Michael can top ZORO with 5-sword style.

[@optixcs4713]

lily: Are these drugs!? Michael: 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊

[@cheesevelvet6358]

𝔸ℍ 𝕐𝔼𝕊, 𝔻 ℝ 𝕌 𝔾 𝕊

[@betkaelliott1094]

2:58

[@cloud6148]

I get to be da 600th like

[@ST4LE33]

Durags

[@Raidxn_0]

Poki: *nUt*

[@jaythompson315]

you guys literally make my day every day whenever I'm sad us guys vids are always a game changer for me thankyou so much and keep up the good work

[@pleykit8882]

8:16 I love how they decided to use warthog run from halo

[@BillyBushnell]

Lily is literally so vibrant here. You can see the growth she's had on her own as well as alongside Michael.

[@shaneliralaliag5065]

like she's comfortable opening packages and she isn't that awkward anymoreee :3 so prouuud

[@abcnews388]

Simp

[@devara2055]

@@abcnews388 stfu

[@rapperwit1p639]

@@abcnews388 based

[@glum006]

@@abcnews388 stfu

[@Mnrr6131]

Lily: Are these Drugs? Michael: *instantly stops* D R U G S ? Michael again: oh that might just be my perscription

[@knowledge_leaf]

So yes drugs

[@bagelbite99]

He sounded so disappointed when they were his prescription

[@moviestalker2134]

3:00

[@Mnrr6131]

3:01 Michael says drugs

[@switchedup5834]

His prescription of crack cocaine :D

[@literal-tree]

my black medium hair cat looks exactly like your dog. like,, the way the tail curls up, the stance, the walk

[@MadAngus]

11:00 Everyone talking : Micheal : DING DING DEAH DING DING

[@yarrow5621]

The way Toast puts in his RayCons is everything-

[@ayyyaan6736]

This comment made me actually watch the sponsored section, they should put a comment like this on every video

[@ravencastillo0079]

dude his smile was everything 🤣

[@Gomitasd]

lol

[@mattisouth9924]

Sassy toast

[@voidterminal7004]

Toast: puts in raycons in his ears The camera man: “Now smile for the camera Toast: Awkward smile*

[@sanjaysajan4780]

When Michael was ripping the package, I actually thought Harry Potter was finally gonna get his broomstick

[@GUNUFofficial]

That spear is the broomstick.

[@swarmling4017]

Its the Crack head brand Broomstick in fact.

[@segevweitz2517]

Lol you deserve more likes

[@kellyninamiranda9222]

Same

[@jahnavin5561]

UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!

[@georgoiesvold4222]

Love the Skyloft theme in background

[@hmmcxreviews6602]

As me being a Halo fan And hearing that Halo music just made me want to blast it through my alexa and KZbin thank you so much

[@shellzyt8650]

Bro lily pulls out a bottle of pills and says “is this drugs!” And Michael sits up and says “DRUGS!”

[@sliceofeverything4696]

Nooooooo really?

[@stevenmelfi3293]

U sure?

[@shellzyt8650]

@@stevenmelfi3293 idk

[@starcity751]

Yes, that is what happened.

[@MrWendiloohoo]

I dont think that's what happened?

[@manly_man2634]

6:57 that was the most adorable thing ever

[@korichii_]

I watch this many times and 11:20 is still my favorite part XD

[@firetiger1315]

Lily: "Are these drugs?" Michael: "That's just my prescription"

[@user-gs3vn3yv3e]

Yup, we do, in fact have ears

[@LordScrungl]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was crack

[@Blue-ex9sm]

Just overdose and maybe it counts as drugs

[@AlphaSierra002]

Bandit: "What did she just said?"

[@edmundofelix7515]

@@AlphaSierra002 OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD

[@bekahhall2028]

"it looks like an axe" "it feels like an axe" "it looks and feels like an axe" "its an axe"

[@sunsetskye483]

Who would've guessed

[@raffaeltadeoretsan-xips3875]

Woah wth when did a gosh everloving dream would be an axe scarra? Lmao

[@naxurr8697]

_No! That can't be..._

[@lebraumjames1881]

It was an axe

[@Necronicles]

*iiiIiIiitTtSs AaAanNn AaAaaxxxEee*

[@rashid5709]

u guys make me so happy and want to watch the vid again and again

[@ThisIsSatirical]

11:21 "That's Korean :(" *intense nose flute playing* *"And this is filipino :)"* had me dying im not gonna lie

[@takolytexanderarchivedwell9560]

The one who gave Michael his nose flute...mad respect! Any Filipino fans out there?

[@aphrayed9162]

Yep that's me (Filipino)

[@captainneolime8618]

Same here

[@areyouseriousrightneowbro]

Claim your "Comments will go broken soon" ticket here (I'm a filipino too)

[@joelleganaden6492]

Here I'm Filipino

[@hennessy767]

ay im here

[@vasileiostselios4421]

I love how lily's objective in unboxings is to make sure that michael doesn't harm himself

[@renzu1086]

Great girlfriend indeed

[@mason_aw]

Yo what the fuck nice eye

[@BenThomson887]

Himself... and others

[@sintorcolalpha17]

That is one way to put it which they are a good couple

[@Cymp_]

Should michael suppose to be protecting lily

[@irissupercoolsy]

Poki reading the wholesome letter and Micheal just in the background murdering a package has me dead 🤣🤣

[@jacobwooten5137]

Omg that zoom in on michael when the fan hit him killed me!

[@dinovamaster858]

Lily: Are these Drugs?!? Micheal: *D R U G S!*

[@braeden5361]

CRACK HEAD

[@smolcheetah4972]

2:58 if anyone is wondering

[@dinovamaster858]

How did I get so many likes?!

[@dabbinmcmemes4809]

Lily: “are these drugs” Micheal: “DrUgS?!”

[@Plasma476]

*D R U G S?!*

[@bagelbite99]

*D* *R* *U* *G* *S* *?*

[@josemontes715]

Micheal? XD

[@leafthegif8425]

D R U G S!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tristanfroment33]

D R U G S?!?!

[@cadencia762]

lily unboxing the most wholesome gifts while michael just struggles over some wrapping paper i cant breathe lmFAO

[@a-10thunderbrrt69]

i love at the everyone saying thank you and micheals just playing with the axe

[@elynwonnn]

"every invader that comes to our house, they won't be living" -Scarra 2020

[@poikoi1530]

Lunchtime aint coming back any soon

[@anastasia4025]

12:38

[@steveee1750]

LMAO i was going to comment the same thing

[@keshi3887]

Don’t mess with the “Don”.

[@its_dooopy6067]

I think that belongs to hacksmith

[@ABnC124]

It’s hilarious how they’re having an intimate conversation and Michael is playing his nose flute

[@anonymoususer3477]

Michael is just vibin on his own

[@rubencarmun]

He is soo quirky

[@ABnC124]

Why TF 600 likes for a nose flute comment

[@KingFizz432]

Love pixlpit his animations are sick And the song just goes so hard

[@thediamondboy7213]

Micheal: *just casually playing the flute* Everyone else: *talking about buttplugs and measuring spoons*

[@rjoe3309]

"Michael got the longest package" "...FAAActs" Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

[@cheif1216]

Timestamp?

[@alcornoquealvarez8717]

@@cheif1216 2:58

[@afellowmanofculture8721]

Hey mind if i join in the conversation

[@crilledgheese2077]

@@afellowmanofculture8721 no

[@afellowmanofculture8721]

@@crilledgheese2077 oh ok ill leave

[@KatCat__05]

Seeing michael play with 5 gaggers at once made me realise how badly i want just a really fancy dagger...maybe even a pair like loki or just one practical, one blunt af for tricks

[@remytherat7341]

The bro vibez between Poki and Michael are absolutely iconic

[@val3335]

Lilly: are these drugs Michael: DRUGS ohh i love his personality

[@brunorodrigues3053]

Crackhead as always

[@aji_jacobson]

And then it turns out that they actually were his drugs that weren't supposed to be in the PO box pile. XD

[@oidjkowfwadfw2016]

@@aji_jacobson fuck, that comment was cringe

[@einarblood-axe9328]

Ooooo

[@Not_ur_anon]

I literally choked when he said that

[@silvergraphz8458]

Burglar: "I'm gonna break into this house and steal whatever is inside" OTV: "So... You have chosen death"

[@boopjackrex7598]

....by dismemberment

[@ensong6513]

Tell me how the lunch club got out alive?

[@aiklintok8046]

Imagine what defences Michael can make lmfaoooo

[@Jon-yz3ho]

Rip burglar

[@mootwo_]

@@ensong6513 they were super sneaky, OTV didn't notice they even entered the house

[@slicksloth6210]

The tribal music by Michael is something else

[@rebeccaparsons7076]

15:41 the ocasonal sceam

[@blank_m3rk]

*robber breaks in* Michael: “don’t mind me” 8:42

[@dark789]

LOL

[@canadianorange9676]

He looks like he would fight zoro

[@neoneli-8917]

14:57 they really put brodin next to Michael, I can’t 😭

[@kiefmacaw6470]

How tall is Brodin?

[@senseicheems3270]

@@kiefmacaw6470 i wonder maybe 6'3

[@headphone_]

@@kiefmacaw6470 very

[@kybx4337]

Toast is like 5’7 so I’d say brodin is like 6ft

[@dolofonosesostrefis]

He's just so fuckin tall

[@ris5672]

8:04 I forgot how much I love Lily’s”My MAn”

[@queenbee202rose6]

That was so cool . Those sword, axe and other things were cool looking .

[@almondmilk1500]

5:09 Poki: (reading the kind letter) Michael out of frame: (about to stab himself unpacking a spear)

[@azazel8331]

Sykkuno:he's gonna stab himself

[@rajivsodhi5]

@@azazel8331 Oh Jesus!

[@rainydaysplayz]

@@rajivsodhi5 “You guys actually killed him!”

[@FBI-Agent.]

@@rainydaysplayz omg

[@slayergaming5616]

He was summoned by lily a bit before from drugs😂 Edit: here’s the time stamp 2:58

[@e4m3z]

everyone: yeah plushies! Michael: dangerously opens his spear

[@triggeredbeetle5370]

remember me when this gets REALLY big

[@zochu19]

Hey im the second comment

[@Nyrvena]

The way Lilly summons Michael from anywhere "Are these drugs?"

[@Mello8201]

i like imagining that kid that sent the pokemon stuff smiling when the message notifying us scarra kept the snorlax popped up.

[@aldistore8001]

Michael is literally the “ it’s not just a phase, mom” and the band kid combined

[@owenwillfindyou334]

As a band kid and a 14 year old I can back this.

[@ohnobro4276]

can confirm, i was omen's mom

[@seanagyekum4078]

I have no right to confirm but I do

[@brandonalmarez6241]

Lily: are these drugs Michael: alow me to introduce myself

[@searchtiangcat957]

wls

[@ja4919]

Love it how they put Michael and brodin next to each other