Oh Klahoma - Jack Stauber 「Written Lyrics」

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[@greenkiwi5423]

Me looking back at the anatomy in my old drawing: Those aren’t meant to bend

[@destinylockheart6710]

I’ve never related to something so much in my life-

[@ZyroLupusVT]

me-

[@mathildecolls]

this comment is gold

[@diip-ali1228]

I felt that

[@shilohwhiloh9636]

LMAOOOOO

[@limee1286]

This song gives me empty nostalgia, and I have no idea why :/

[@maudemorneau2711]

¿LittleCranes¡ me too!!

[@fferrom2872]

dude it gives me like the same feeling it's really strange

[@user-ge1hl6wp4j]

Limėė the feeling is calling *saudade*

[@ameliasharp5774]

Literally I'm like damn I rly am the saddest lil baby in the room but ive not been to a proper party before

[@ufonyanko5950]

Welcome to the world of jack stauber

[@aoibhie1208]

I feel like a lot of people miss the true meaning of the song. The *singer* isn't the one who's crying, he's the emotional support. This song is about the stress and pain and confusion that comes with being essentially a free therapist for someone you love

[@drakoronus]

Yes. Exactly. It is really painful

[@Marcomanexists]

It hurts. I had a girl who I tried to live away her trauma but it doesn’t work. You can’t.

[@user-ou2sr7tg4x]

Yes it can suck

[@girlinthehouse3262]

I have a friend like this and at the same time i have my issues as well, it's worsening everything

[@Finnmcsirloin]

As he ask em to hand them there clothes and take a picture, sounds like a sexual abuse

[@slightly_S0RRY]

"I cant be the only one who hears you" hits me like truck every single time. 😭

[@Quinista_certificato]

I hear those eyes and I see those cries... I can't be the only one who hears you. Feels like a hug from your stressed/depressed father while you're having a depressive episode.

[@ThunjiraSrisamut]

I can’t be the only one who hears you. No like it’s true I can hear- wait no.

[@AzenHawke]

Jack Stauber is his own genre and also my favorite genre

[@ami-jm6oi]

It’s called micro pop 🙃

[@YeviCoulson]

ikr I'm gonna put "Jack Stauber" next time a survey asks "What genre of music do you enjoy"

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

honestly my favorite qualities in any music - a combination of dreaminess and eeriness

[@YeviCoulson]

@@unhelpfulrevelations7989 lmao best user name I've seen in a while

[@unhelpfulrevelations7989]

@@YeviCoulson thanks lol. you can't be wrong if nobody took you seriously in the first place. gotta embrace the irony when it comes to the internet

[@aubreyelliott6034]

Murderer: *snapping people's necks* Jack: thOsE aREN'T MEANT TO BEND

[@two3298]

*666 likes*

[@digaperu]

Xdxd

[@maximuselliot4647]

@A white singing puppy 👌👌👌

[@sheepersjeepers4953]

A white singing puppy Yep, because scp is so underrated and you’re so special

[@hardonthepaint]

@@sheepersjeepers4953 *Was*

[@MaybePookie]

This song seems to talk about the fears that someone has and how their special one sees it from outside. In it, there are some references to how the person that’s referred to in the song tries to go outside, to parties and stuff, but gets lonely and ends up being the “Saddest little baby in the room” so their special one tries to comfort them, listening to their fears, which also kind of damages them, “Get a little grey hair for every scare they share” *Set the phasers to rot* A play on the Star Trek phrase ‘set the phasers to stun’. Replacing the word ‘stun’ with ‘rot’ implies the damage that can be done in more implicit ways, as with low mood or personal conflict. *What has got you distraught?* *It’s negative attention at best* *But call it nothing* *Maybe it’s something, a little bit, a little bit* *Maybe it’s something to do a little bit* The speaker is comforting their friend, but they don’t know why their friend is feeling this way and feel like they’re blowing a situation out of proportion, so in trying to comfort them they’re telling their friend that what they’re upset about is really nothing. *It’s all about ascension, I guess* The narrator feels like they might only be comforting their friend for fear of being a bad person. If they are not kind enough, they might not ascend to heaven. Alternate interpretation: In the previous line the singer admits that there might be something to their friends worries saying “Maybe it’s something, a little bit”. In this line the singer uses the line “It’s all about ascension” to reference simply moving past, and not dwelling on the problems. They themselves don’t know how to fix their friends problems (like when they next say “I guess”, but still want to be there for them. *Don’t put me to rest* The singer doesn’t want their friend to ‘put them to rest’, or ignore their aid. They want to help their friend as much as they can. *Go on and hand me your clothes* *(O-oh, here you go)* *Take a picture or two* *(Two or three?)* *I can see you* *(Oh)* Nudity is often a symbol of vulnerability. The narrator can see the full, unfiltered self of the other person. *Tears falling down at the party* *Saddest little baby in the room* *Fears, tell me fears, don't get me started* *I get a little gray hair for every scare you share* Grey hairs are often thought to be caused by stress. The narrator feels overburdened by the emotional weight that their partner has placed on them, causing the narrator to feel so stressed. White hair also refers to old age, so we can also interpret that the narrator’s partner has so many problems that it would take a lifetime to point them all out. *Those aren't meant to bend* *No, those aren't meant to bend* *Those aren't meant to bend* No, those aren't meant to bend* The narrator is “bending over backwards” for their friend. They are sacrificing their own mental well being to help this person and it’s not healthy. Relationships aren’t supposed to drain you to this extent, that’s why emotional boundaries are so important. “Bend someone’s ear” is an informal phrase for talking to someone for a long time. An example from Merriam Webter is “He didn’t really care about me, he just wanted to bend my ear about his own problems.” Here, the narrator tells this person that they do not have to share every single one of his trauma or problem, perhaps because it makes them feel uncomfortable or perhaps all that sharing occurs at the expense of the person listening * *hear your eyes and I see those cries* *I hear those eyes and I see those cries* *I can't be the only one who hears you* The speaker does not want to be their friend’s only source of comfort or help because it’s taking a toll on them mentally (they keep getting little grey hairs). It could be also that the speaker sees that no one else notices that their friend is not okay

[@MaybePookie]

I think that this song revolves around the external perspective of someone watching their loved one go through something hard on their mental state, and what it does to them too. The speaker remains an outside view for the entire musical piece, always talking about hearing, seeing, and listening to the troubled subject. While they try to be supportive, always hearing the stresses of the other instills fear and exhaustion into the listener. “Fears, tell me fears, don’t get me started..” alone tells many tales. The speaker is telling the other their fears, while the listener themselves has their own worries about them. “I get a little grey hair for every scare you share” suggests that the fear and stress are wearing them out. While this does technically handle two ‘Characters’, the song is primarily focused on the listener trying to take care of the other. The person who’s like this does not only hear you, hears you with his permission, and monitors the expressions of your face, the movements of your eyes, the gestures of your body, and the dismemberment of your words. And not only he takes this information, no. He takes it and treats it deeply with his brain.

[@cottontail5109]

JACK STAUBER STAR TREK FAN??? :D

[@buggyboy586]

Bro wrote a novel

[@rabdimrzi]

Bro could explain the ending of Inception

[@AssBlaster69420]

@@rabdimrziyou made me laugh with that

[@giant_internet_nerd]

"Tears falling down at the party, saddest little baby in the room" just reminds me of overstimulation at school, parties, social gatherings, etc. where nobody else understands why you're crying or how you're feeling as an autistic person in a neurotypical world. I feel like this song can hold so many meanings for so many different people and I'm here for all of it.

[@AngelicGauge]

Exactly how I feel. I have a hard time struggling to not start crying in the middle of class while I'm at school, I'm so conscious about myself and what people think about me and it's frustrating, everytime my friends makes fun of my appearance I can't help but feel that there's something actually wrong with me. Each insult is another reason to hate myself. I barate myself for the smallest mistakes. I'm so anxious on how other's view me.I don't have the mental capacity left to deal with it and I'm extremely tired of it. I relate to this song very well, I am the "saddest baby in the room" thats exactly how I see myself.

[@birdyghostly]

I can relate to this. At my birthday parties I also always cried when my best friend spent more time with my other friends because I felt like she didn’t like me as much as them since I was “different”. Whenever someone didn’t give me attention I felt that my existence was useless and I had no reason to live. (Yes I was messed up as a child and everyone just said I was being dramatic when I told people how I felt.)

[@aspiraal]

i can agree. i always cry in parties because of the loud noises there are, especially when I see other people with their friends, because i can barely remember my life before the pandemic, meaning it really affected my social skills, which equals to no friends.

[@spikysweetpotato]

Me while using a knife to pry open a jar: THOSE ARENT MEANT TO BEND

[@eve3455]

Parents yelling at you for ruining the knives for prying open jars: THOSE AREN'T MEANT TO BEND.

[@mr.applekettle5015]

Puts broke knife back

[@treefrog7661]

Get rid of the evidence

[@sogowl]

Me when trying to get ice cream out of the container with a spoon: THOSE AREN’T MEANT TO BEND.

[@brooklynchavers3346]

@@sogowl b r o t h e r?

[@katedraws4881]

Just wanna say, you have fantastic handwriting.

[@Amelia-nl5gk]

KateDraws first reply i think 😝

[@flor1602]

True

[@motehz]

I'd like but it already has 666 likes.

[@anactualbird6801]

I WAS YOUR 700TH LIKE! :D

[@abbyzabby4748]

I you 1k like :D

[@7x143]

I don't know why, but with a lot of Jack Stauber's music, he's able to make the song seem so nostalgic to a moment that we have or never have lived, especially with this song. And the synth and the chorus at 1:19 is the definition of this what I'm feeling

[@itsjustvix]

yeah its giving like a sad/chill/nostalgic/weirdcore vibe!

[@dysondolinski6440]

That’s a lot of words😒 Too bad I ain’t reading them 😎

[@BrendenNorris]

he does this for us he wants us to feel this his pain mabye anybodys pain he wants us to know what everything feels like and nothing is perfect

[@KenjiSikichi]

anemoia

[@gretheladas3590]

I saw a comment on another video with this song in it, and it said “you don’t need to set yourself on fire to keep others warm” Remember that

[@MyDadCameBackWithTheMilk]

thank you.

[@funkyygaming147]

Thanks.

[@user-eo6sp8vm9p]

its the only way i can make sure they are warm and in comfort

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

Broke: crying in the club Woke: tears falling down at the party

[@SKewber42069]

Hotel: Trivago

[@CoRLex-jh5vx]

@@SKewber42069 valid

[@stephaniemineros745]

This took me a bit to understand😂

[@sapoensaboado2159]

@@SKewber42069 LOL!!!

[@thatluckii4195]

Sin: *PAnicKiNg At ThE dIscO*

[@ssweet_p]

Me: bends my finger backwards bc I'm double jointed Jack, crying and shaking: *thOSE AREN'T MEANT TO BEND*

[@slippe2287]

i can bend my thumb too we need to start a those arent ment to bend club lmao

[@gerogunn]

Watercolor Clouds I can bend my pinky in a weird way am I magic

[@zomboss9242]

hyperextension*

[@nancyvu7968]

My friend can make it touch the back of the hand and I’m scared she’s an alien ono

[@gatorade5402]

Wow so original yes?

[@Brehlol99]

Jack's songs disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed... There is a nostalgic feeling...

[@haleyhenderson458]

Yes. I love this

[@pikkeneater]

This song isn't just a song. It's a story. You can just take all the lyrics and turn it into a fully detailed image and you can tell the story without singing it.

[@mani_w4t3r]

me : *uses regular straw and bends it* Jack Stauber : *those aren’t meant to bend*

[@seraslut]

Yeetus Fetus I feel like I know u from League

[@leeillustrates5659]

uGH *STRAWS*

[@culinarycrusader4978]

@@leeillustrates5659 more like extention lips amarite? Am i cool now?

[@deadchannel9911]

Turtle murderer

[@johnnyaugust5015]

What?

[@kaycierodgers2015]

The background slowly became a deeper shade of blue. Just noticed somehow

[@ghostcrimez9016]

oh my god youre right.

[@xrainy_daysx9018]

Me: hold up what the fuck

[@o.o3385]

0~0 -~- 0~0

[@doggoruiningartworks]

Oh dang, I didn’t realize until I saw this comment. Nice catch

[@bluekawashima-9012]

Isnt that moss green

[@goldfish2730]

Stauber's music is the epitome of "The crazy comforts the crazed and scares the sane" or something like that. There's a certain comfort to the nonsensical rhythm for those who have experienced certain things versus those who haven't. I too, have been the saddest little baby in the room. It's a way for me to cope, as I'm sure it is for a lot of others :)

[@Zancibar]

I heard a similar phrase: Art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed.

[@Neptune._.]

I love the little "yeh" 's in the background ❤️

[@akithebee3851]

This makes me feel an unknown emotion

[@v4mpyy.]

EXACTLY.. his songs are so surreal and I dunno how to explain it 😳

[@skzoodelulu2656]

It makes me feel like an emotion like I was happy until a certain thing or person came into my life and ruined it and I slowly see the world crumble before my eyes....what did you feel?

[@nicokilg8529]

It's the "hm" emotion.

[@jordanspencer2157]

Try German. I've heard they've got more words for emotions than we do in English

[@vincharlesyuri]

@@yisyis3044 shut up

[@madaei505]

Lyrics: *"Those aren't meant to bend.."* Subtitles: *"Spare* *I"*

[@spookyspaghetti788]

Spare I.

[@dreamyman6989]

Your profile picture scared me for a minute if you know what I mean..

[@ash-xx8pn]

blxez ?

[@dreamyman6989]

ash it was an old pfp that kinda looked uh “weird”

[@rubydreamsuwu1095]

"I contain a dog gray hair for every scare you share" seriously yt subtitles?

[@WildPoint]

2:05 to the end is so good

[@CookieEater01]

2:04

[@andistansbury4366]

I think the best part is 0:00 to the end.

[@spiderscout8407]

I really like the line "I hear those eye, and I see those cries" something about it says to me that someone is witnessing your struggle, but not in the right way. watching you cry but not hearing what you're trying to say, hearing what you're saying but not reading the subtext on your face.

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Why is it so calming when he sings “I can’t be the only one who hears you”

[@v4mpyy.]

EXACTLY OMGGG

[@amplecreationprepressservi709]

It's the way he sang

[@unknowngamer-rh3sj]

Preach

[@yungxmirror5397]

Yess

[@aldenburke9799]

reasons

[@official.koteki.channel]

"Tears falling down at the party" "Saddest Little Baby in the room" "Fears tell me fears" "Don't get me started" "I might die.." JACK STAUBER CONFIRMED KNOWS FNAF LORE-

[@taishi3688]

эта песня...с ней связано столько,так много воспоминаний,это то что помогало мне проходить депрессивный этап в моей жизни,она как кусочек моего сердца,очень рада что наткнулась на неё

[@YorickLoL]

That's good! :)

[@togidol957]

жиза

[@-SteampunkTraveler-]

Yes

[@Lads-bh1ow]

Та же фигня

[@malaysyspriggs8520]

Yeah

[@x.gotham.x]

deers falling down at the party saddest little bambi in the room edit: holy heck i have caused mayhem

[@smokenotfire]

Thank you

[@Skylarker_drawss]

Where the fuck is my mom

[@emilyperla5572]

@@Skylarker_drawss Christ lmao

[@llspidel]

*Thank you for that.*

[@mytip1107]

Lmao 🤣

[@didiask3359]

Those: *bends* Jack stauber: am i a joke to you?

[@ghostcrimez9016]

underrated comment.

[@destinylockheart6710]

Extremely underrated comment.

[@puddinggbbgb]

Ultimately underrated comment

[@kingpebble7179]

the ultimate underrated comment (if u know u know uwu)

[@puddinggbbgb]

Winter Wolf Gachas IM SORRY TO BREAK THE CHAIN BUT THAT A IS DANGANRONPA REFERENCE?? If iT iS mY pfP iS sOniA So Jehhahhshs

[@avnibalan9918]

I love it when he sings "Tears falling down at the party, saddest little baby in the room" because it reminds me of that comforting fatherly love that you don't really hear a lot about, the feeling of just crying out buckets and your dad just being there, hugging you and patting your back

[@Dvmpster-Girl]

Jack Stauber is one of the artists that really saved my life. When ever I'd have depressive episodes and contemplate suicide. I'd just listen to music.

[@captainchaos1398]

The worlds better with you in it 😊

[@elena2115]

Others said that this song is creepy..?? i think the song sound cute and calming, but when you focus to the lyrics you realize how sad it actually is, and the story its trying to tell.

[@mangoneaway9250]

I think it's nostalgic for no reason

[@elena2115]

@@mangoneaway9250 trueee

[@BambolaJVilla]

well it sounds like a predator talking to him saying go on and hand me your clothes,take a picture or two i can see you see? kinda creepy

[@mlbbaddictofficial8939]

Yah bro kinda creepy

[@sanenomg]

dea dlish It sounds great and there is an actual story within it.

[@calebhockey7098]

someone please make an 'oh klahoma by jack stauber but youre in the bathrrom, crying at a party'

[@numerousfrogsinacoat607]

cal oh klahoma but you’re Michael in the bathroom

[@calebhockey7098]

@@numerousfrogsinacoat607 :((

[@asmerelda]

I shall

[@calebhockey7098]

@@asmerelda THX

[@asmerelda]

@@calebhockey7098 it is done :)) A little bad tho

[@littleblurrystarsss]

"Tears falling down at the party, saddest little baby in the room" It was my birthday, i was just turning 7. All of my relatives, aunts, and uncles were there, but most importantly, my most favorite aunt was there. I was so excited to see her see me blow out my candles. But once the time came, she wasn't there. I looked around the house, but stayed close to the main room. I heard a thud in my bedroom, so i went to investigate. What i saw would haunt me for the rest of my life. It was my aunt, dead on the ground with blood splattered on the floor, a gun right beside her. I started screaming and sobbing, and most of the party went in to investigate. My mom called the ambulance, but they said she couldn't make it.

[@g00berthealien]

omg… that’s traumatizing… i hope you’re better now.

[@whitewolffearly0013]

I'm really sorry to hear that, that sounds awful

[@candron557]

“i get a little gray hair for every scare you share” ☹️

[@shardonix1]

He is the only recorded man in human history to be able to hear eyes

[@Artificer_]

what do you mean? i can hear eyes just fine

[@lylajohnson50]

I read emotions of eyes..so😳

[@xrxazel]

Rot.

[@hex.simp_7238]

Help I hear colors now

[@tealwashablemarker8886]

actually

[@ShippyThe_PT]

“Tears falling down at the party, saddest little baby in the room” Really hit hard man. For my birthday this year I was with my mother, her boyfriend, my sister and her friend. So right after they said happy birthday to me, and I blew out the candles on the cake, they just left. I was fully alone for 5 hours, and spend the entire day just crying

[@anobody180]

I'm so sorry you had to go through that... I hope next year is great and spend it with fun loving/caring people. You definitely deserve more 💗💓make sure to stay hydrated okie :)

[@Bread_I0af]

Awww:(

[@Yourallowedtosmile]

I'm not gonna get into details my birthday was bad too. But moulin Rouge tought me when I was very young that the greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. The things you want, want you too that's why it feels so good when your doing what's made for you. Hope your next birthday is better or you win big or meet someone who makes you feel like you discovered a new planet...

[@alysaaaasmiley1128]

Hey, hope your birthday this year goes/went better pal

[@MAC_00]

I'm so sorry to hear that your birthday wasn't as great as it should have been. It's really unfortunate that your family had to leave so abruptly, but please know that there are people out there who care about you and want you to feel loved and appreciated on your special day. You are a wonderful person and I hope that this message brings a little bit of happiness and comfort to you. Happy belated birthday, and I hope that the rest of your year is filled with love, joy, and unforgettable moments.

[@Moonzinha77]

My interpretation of the song is someone overburdened with helping other people. Because he always listens to other people's problems and can't share his pain with them because he's afraid he'll make him look weak, or not as confident as they think. The part "I can't be the only one who hears you" got me thinking about this, that people always turn to him and only him when they're in trouble, but never ask how he is or feels. Well, just my interpretation

[@dhossain115]

i feel as if this song is connected to the scary backstory of baby-hotline if u didn't know the song was based on jacks girlfriend who committed well she took her own life the song also says on what jacks girlfriend liked to do like collect quarters.jacks girlfriend tried to contact the take ur own life hotline but they wont answer thus she ded. if you look at the lyrics for oh klahoma and the lyric for baby hotline if you lisen and look at the lyric closely it might connect but its my opinion. tell me if u accpect

[@Moonzinha77]

@@dhossain115 Oh, I didn't know there was a back story! Sounds pretty interesting, maybe I'll check it out later

[@paperCup_87]

Relatable

[@eg_manifest510]

Jack has mastered the art of making me feel the opposite emotion to the one he's conveying in his songs. This sounds sad as hell, yet it makes me feel hella upbeat when I listen to it, and all his spookier songs make me feel more chilled out than normal

[@tity2071]

It kinda sounds like he’s about to cry,

[@deannadeel7012]

Nah he jus singing in cursive

[@Kayla-hu3eq]

Not really

[@PRINCETISTIC]

i mean u didnt really add much to the convo either but ok go off

[@pokemontrainerjay3717]

@@deannadeel7012 such an overused joke

[@RosieLuna]

@@pokemontrainerjay3717 rude

[@scaramouchesbf]

the person who invented glowsticks: those are meant to bend

[@steveishere8808]

Finally, something that’s actually meant to bend

[@BlissfulKitty-ec6or]

Me when I was 5 with glowsticks: those are meant to break and eat.

[@shuughoul]

@@BlissfulKitty-ec6or are you good

[@dyingbitch5446]

@@shuughoul i dont think so

[@s0ap_eater1405]

@@BlissfulKitty-ec6or I thought I wes the only one who ate them omg

[@justagalwhocomments]

1:25 this part makes me so sad but also feel embarrassed WHY R THESE VIDS MAKIGN ME FEEL EMOTIONS THAT DONT EXISTS

[@jtoegi]

This song hits me so deep♡ I always interpreted it as someone dealing with anxiety and how even when opening up to someone close they will never truly understand how you feel.

[@maggiesworld8568]

No one: Actually no one: Jack: I hear your eyes

[@Diamoondust]

and I see those cries

[@coffes4109]

I cant be the only one who

[@roki8480]

Hears you

[@shandyykh]

Tears falling down

[@roki8480]

At the party

[@abiwoodward3597]

Nobody: Jack: makes an elite story. Tiktok: makes a trend of ghost photoshoots to this song.

[@angelahaina9153]

Ngl if it wasn’t for tiktok I wouldn’t have come across this master piece...

[@valco9507]

It’s cute tho :>

[@yournansbf6479]

You can’t deny the photos are always great

[@sallyfacesupremacy1588]

:> but ngl I wanna do it too it looks pretty cool and for some reason the song works with the photos

[@redpanda7277]

It's one of the only trends I love, the vibes in the pics are immaculate bro

[@wolfsbanetheunbending154]

These songs have a weird nostalgia vibe to how they sound.

[@Marcomanexists]

I feel this song on a deeper level. It’s about loving someone who doesn’t love themselves and desperately trying to fix them. But you can’t. It’ll just hurt the both of you.

[@iamthedenimist]

This sounds like a song you'd hear in an indie psychological horror film during a torture scene

[@nightmare8096]

no it sounds more like music to overlap the bloody noises in barney behind the scenes

[@iamthedenimist]

@@nightmare8096 Why is that accurate, though

[@itzyumie1354]

Yeah like in a trailer First quite happy and then...... yeah

[@sirkillerfox]

No its so good but u can understand couse ur love much animals

[@vegantoadsoup]

Scary specific but ok

[@tatataro9032]

"those aren't meant to bend" -my ankle after i accidentally almost broke it earlier today

[@demdem7946]

:oop:

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

can i just say i love that you got injured and the first thing you thought of was this song? lmao

[@flyingplatypus6688]

Ah, yes, because I intentionally breah mine every month.

[@tatataro9032]

@@flyingplatypus6688 ngl I tried intentionally breaking my ankle multiple times when I was a child bc i wanted crutches

[@clairenoehren9271]

- my nose my brother broke*

[@ananyapandey830]

This man's voice is literally SO CALMING

[@meeks1339]

i dont like how people ignore the parts where it says "go on and hand me your clothes / take a picture or two". my interpretation of this song is that the kid is crying because they got sexually harassed at a party and have begun associating such with their trauma. the reason why the lyrics get so comforting is because the kid learns that he's not alone and that what hes going through is just a trauma response.

[@jaimeyparry7732]

Me: *testing to see of the shatter proof ruler can break* the teacher: **tHosE aRen't MeaNt To bENd**

[@iCollectCans]

HAHA FUNNY

[@dodgedancesonyourgrave1702]

H-How did you know I broke my cousin's ruler because I was bored so I decided to bend it

[@kelceyfirth]

I did that in class when I was like 8 and I started crying bc my ruler snapped

[@urmom4028]

Theory: Jack Stauber. Edit 2021: Jack Stauber.

[@bettercupisdumb9276]

Best theory ever👏

[@Tricks_99]

I love your name

[@xLunarRosesx_Willow]

I don't knows the theory sounds a little far fetched to me

[@cringers832]

Finally a good theory

[@settn809]

Why didn't I think of that? It makes perfect sense!

[@Interlude_DRL]

"I can't be the only one who hears you" that shit hits different fr

[@BOOTSTHEBOS]

this is quite literally the only song that makes me cry straight away

[@atsushisbiggestfan]

The athletic kid: * does really hard acrobats* Everyone: THOSE AREN’T MEANT TO BEND :oo

[@plant9940]

Ur pfp is hella cute 🥺😭🤚

[@nasirhussien2007]

hi I'm a volleyball player that's as flexible as a cat :)

[@user-we4kf5xm5u]

Me: *kicks the ball the wrong way and dislocate my ankle* those aren’t meant to bend

[@melix.6505]

Lmao

[@kolor8013]

@@nasirhussien2007 adorable

[@marijamilanovic5258]

Me: *laughs* My mom: what's so funny Me: nothin My brain: Jack Starburst

[@pureluv3536]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6fcpamDfs9ogdE

[@SUNNY-um1nk]

HAHAHAHHAAHHA

[@Crystal-bw2zs]

Im dying-🤣🤣

[@peachy-wd6ci]

I USED TO ACTUALLY LAUGH AT GENUINELY FUNNY THINGS WHAT HAPPENED-

[@v4mpyy.]

LMAO SOMEONE ELSE SAID JACK STRAWBERRY BUT THIS IS GOLD 🌞

[@justaskinglol5935]

In some universe he’ll hear those cries and see those eyes. But for now we can only hope…

[@FainthedCherry]

Lemme admit this I haven't seen anyone else say; This song radiates pure abusive/gaslighter energy. Atleast that's what I feel, when I listen to it, someone who is mentally destructive toward what a friend calls them "friend".

[@apolloisabnormal1001]

Theory: this song is about jack's anxiety.

[@Fernisawake]

Theory: this songs about how jack felt IM GONNA MAKE A SONG one day

[@lewisbaitup6352]

Its about jacks phobia of things that shouldn't bend but do

[@xxlotuslakes_-667]

*that went from 0 to 100 real fast*

[@AngieMeistersInYourHead]

@Snowball its about dead everything

[@scottfi1238]

Yuniku Nini that would make sense

[@joeeyfart5488]

Press f to pay respects since they wrote the words instead of typing it.

[@simpledrawsdude]

GamingGreen f

[@kottonkandy0962]

F

[@tylerbird7669]

F

[@deinehexe]

F

[@epicgamer709]

f

[@BeanKally]

I was in Oklahoma with my grandma and the whole time this song was stuck in my head

[@r0tten.b0y]

This song reminds me of my 14th birthday. No presents, no party, just dinner.

[@omzcore]

ngl thats my typa birthdays i like

[@GlowUnderscore]

Im 14 too, and my birthday was just like that too. Don't even remember if i had dinner or not.

[@BingoBangoBong0]

When he says "I hear your eyes" I think that means that he can understand what they're expressing without exchanging words, because we usually have to speak to convey our thoughts, but the eyes have said it all.

[@aNormalIdiot]

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@takenshota546]

No, it just means he's high

[@BingoBangoBong0]

@@takenshota546 word asf and I'm pretty sure I was high when I wrote this

[@ZrankHedn]

You were right​@@BingoBangoBong0

[@ZrankHedn]

​@@takenshota546 what's wrong with you

[@Elucie7575]

I don't know why but each time I come back to this song I get an overwhelming urge to burst out sobbing

[@pureluv3536]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6fcpamDfs9ogdE

[@theman5282]

Yo sameee

[@missyelliot6237]

Dude. My heart is heavy.

[@FurmainReal]

@@pureluv3536 lonk

[@AriLolzz]

I think it's the melancholy electronic music in the background. When electronic music somehow can sound sad that's when you know a song is sad

[@Beanie2009]

this song makes me look up at the sky at night and just appreciate the atmosphere

[@luxi_fr]

This song reminds me of don’t hug me I’m scared

[@rainbowdemon5033]

i'm discovering jack stauber for myself, and this dude is fricking amazing. His music makes me feel emotions which i don't wanna talk about, that's near to magic

[@sun-ny]

His music makes me come to terms with things ive long forgotten about

[@travismcrae4277]

.

[@toganium4175]

*Begs to hear about the feelings.*

[@picklejuicetherapy9624]

His music makes me feel sad and afraid

[@rahadian____4121]

My parents talking about my sexuality "Those aren't meant to bend"

[@kelsey2744]

Lol

[@alexsings5885]

this hit me home

[@Beunibster]

wut er u gey ur sumtin?

[@eff9ine2]

Wh- SAME THO-

[@findout2655]

ha!

[@fluffywolf8490]

Recently a close friend of mine and I have stopped talking. I don't know why, but suddenly our conversations just grew short and it's now been like 6 weeks without talking to each other. I just read back our old messages wishing one day we'll have a conversation like that. This song is really helping ❤ Update: We talked again today, conversation wasn't as long as I wished it was, but it was better than a "Hey" "hey" "how're you?" "Good." "Nice." and that's it, yk? Made me kinda happy. Hope we can rebuild this friendship.

[@idkhbtfmandnowimsad994]

This seems like he’s up on stage starting a song, when he notices a person crying and then makes the song about them as he observes them.

[@domtraini4889]

I always though this song was about a shy high school boy going to a party and having a panic attack attack at the party. The party is really overwhelming and he just wished to leave. Until is when he notices a girl in the corner also having a panic attack (tears falling down at the party. Saddest little baby in the room) and he sits down next to her and even though they are both having a panic attack, they are able to comfort each other by just being there for each other.

[@theheavysleeper2845]

Every other theory: S@xual harassment

[@sadgreenelf]

@@theheavysleeper2845 1-100 real fast

[@oofers-cm5gk]

"go on and hand me your clothes, take a picture or two" 😳 well if it helps the panic attacks, then ig so

[@Castofinfluence]

@@oofers-cm5gk What if it's one of them venting about what was going on to cause the attacks?

[@cottonwillow2820]

I think it may be a student who send revealing pictures to someone (maybe someone they are in a relationship with) and they later break up with that person. Then, during a party it’s revealed the person who sent those pictures leaked it to everyone and the student finds out and has a panic attack during the party. The person singing is possibly someone close to them and trying to comfort the person, while other people don’t want anything to do with the student. Idk..just me.

[@yamum]

woah the lyrics are creepy but like I like iT

[@forestboi1794]

Watch Skaroy's animation with this song, the creepiness will be gone and you'll get sappy

[@leeillustrates5659]

join in

[@stephi7260]

Y u think it’s creepy ma dude?

[@jasmingrace9510]

No 😂

[@actualgxat3326]

how are they creepy lmao

[@zxcvhjw-md2dv]

cant believed this song was 4 years ago 😭😭

[@siddoesntthink3029]

I fricking hear deers falling down at the barn💀

[@toastyskeetz2757]

Does anyone listen to these songs just to vibe out? Like, my life is perfectly fine, im not edgy or depressed but the song just sounds nice. I don't read into the lyrics either, I just chill out to the tunes.

[@zankouwaffles]

I do this too!

[@themaskofmanyfaces2822]

One of his best songs I listen to it everyday

[@dingusmann3003]

im edgy AND depressed but i still do come listen to these for the vibes

[@lennonblockland]

Toasty Skeetz excuse me you w h a t

[@jjustmurphy]

I just listen to him because he sounds like someone I'd like to talk to

[@MistyRat]

Wow! I can’t believe they named a state after a Jack Stauber song! Edit: Stop arguing what the hell

[@justarandomrat9736]

i know right. also hello fellow rat

[@MistyRat]

just a random rat Hello!

[@dnmwa3065]

ikr 👀

[@spencerworld3167]

Danm right they did

[@mr.applekettle5015]

Oklahoma was discovered after oh klahoma

[@Hoxha_was_cool]

I usually don’t listen o Jack stauber, but I respect him over any other artist ever. He’s such a good musical artist

[@Simone-ikon]

I never realised how good the bass is in this

[@okayokay.2993]

its MY mental breakdown and I get to choose the song

[@viperpatches]

Ong tho 🧍

[@Helios32448]

Same

[@tkoqqhax3961]

damn right

[@darwinwatterson4568]

hello ibuki!!

[@afrin565]

same 🦗

[@aubanana]

"those aren't ment to bend" subtitles: "those are men"

[@lyamori]

ahaha

[@4blaire4]

Lol

[@pureluv3536]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6fcpamDfs9ogdE

[@4blaire4]

@@pureluv3536 What is that?

[@Will-qk7dg]

Spare I

[@-AmPO]

These song makes me feel nostalgic. I used to listen it each time while playing video games with my friends during lockdown. I had to move from city due to Covid and eventually lost contact with them as school started again. I hope we can play again during summer.

[@sunnalyn]

Thanks bro for helping me get my monthly midnight panic attack! I honestly need it, haven’t honestly expressed my emotions in a while lol. I’m so sorry but I want someone like this. Currently don’t have close enough friends to talk about my feeling genuinely, and whenever I’m talking with family i get uncomfortable. No one seems to know how sad I am. I want a lover or friend to live with and be able to wake up and talk to and cry in front of without feeling embarrassed or guilty.

[@violetteterriquez9692]

this whole time i thought he was saying doors aren’t meant to bend.... THIS WHOLE TIME

[@violetteterriquez9692]

Elizabeth James makes sense

[@FLESHFUCKER]

Those, too, aren’t meant to bend

[@ashleychristine1837]

I thought it said "rules* aren't meant to bend".

[@StarboyJuno]

@@ashleychristine1837 same

[@beaconx_sxe3193]

robby krieger did utilize bends and vibratos quite a lot

[@x-gray7387]

Everyone:what’s the song about? Jack stauber: yes

[@eryyyy_y]

Exactly lmaooo

[@slidedizzy]

haha u r right😗

[@_4tr4mp0line]

🤔

[@pureluv3536]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6fcpamDfs9ogdE

[@_4tr4mp0line]

@@pureluv3536 oh thank you

[@d4za1_s1mp9]

This kinda gives a sad and happy vibe at the same time

[@yushenmewmew]

I honestly relate to this song so much. In 2nd grade, it was seen as a acpolisment if I didn't cry that day. Bullying and anxiety have affected my mental health so badly. I've been bullied since kindergarten. And the sentence "I can't be the only one who hears you." Reminds me of the fact, I had no one to talk to expect my mom and my counselor. I was mainly seen as throwing a fit or overreacting by other kids and (some) teachers. I'm doing way better now though, and my confidence is building back up slowly. I still struggle badly with anxiety, and I get overwhelmed and overstimulated easly. But I'm glad things are better🩷

[@iamPrime]

Jack Stauber my new favorite.

[@fr0z]

textmarker 4 ur daily homework it has been 10 months. Observe

[@andrasszigeti778]

Welcome to the club

[@jpprobably]

Oh cool,I used to watch your videos but now that I stop playing Clash of Clans,it slowly become irrelevant.. still good quality video tho

[@yesno2381]

I like it to

[@leviwalton9077]

The lyrics, according to the captions: [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] It's negative [Music] [Applause] [Music] Saddest little baby Beers my beers to get me started I contain a dog gray hair for every scare you share Those are men Spare I hear your eyes and I see those crimes I hear those eyes, can I see those cries? I can't be the only one who hears you Falling down the barge Saddest little baby Piers, public fears, to get me started I stay Nuttall gray hair for every scare you share Those are men [Music] [Applause] Barty Saddest little baby First, tell me fierce Can't get me started On my dime You [Music]

[@2d_496]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

[@jvnxes]

*those are men*

[@lottie5807]

you deserve an award

[@ghostcrimez9016]

those are men. SPARE

[@dumb_loser4532]

*b a r t y*

[@axolotlsarecute6764]

jack stauber fr the best singer ive ever listend too :0

[@kayfitzpatrick69420]

This is a heart-wrenching story, here's my interpretation (TW VERY DARK !!) I think this is about someone who was r*ped at a party and then they hung themselves. (more below) The song begins with this creaking sound. It sounds like someone hanging from a rope, and the wood/ rope is creaking because of the weight. The song continues with the line "What has got you distraught ?", someone is asking the person what happened. The line "It's negative attention at best" implies that this person would be made fun of and/or ostracized from the others as a result of the assault. The line "Go on hand me your clothes" is followed by "uh oh, here you go" as if they're being forced into it and they don't have a choice. The line "take a picture or two" is followed by "I can see you", which feels like some type of encouragement to make them feel special. In the chorus, it seems that they're at the party crying because they feel like they can't tell anyone ("Tears falling down at the party, saddest little baby in the room"). Their story is scary and upsetting, hence the "I get a little grey hair for every scare you share". The line "Those aren't meant to bend" is in reference to their neck, which snapped after the hanging. Someone must have found them like that. Someone is looking into their eyes and they know something is wrong. People just have a certain look in their eyes when some really traumatic shit happens. I think this person might've heard the assault, but everyone else was ignoring it/ didn't care ; OR it could be that no one else noticed something was wrong. No one else heard them crying, hence the line "I can't be the only one that hears you". The person that found her is saying that this is the saddest person they've ever seen, and they might die from the sheer horror/ hopeless situation. I believe the song is from the perspective of the person who noticed something was wrong, and I think they're the one that found the person when they hung themselves. She was the saddest girl in the room, and almost no one knew. At least that's what I think.

[@bigchad9255]

Those: bend Jack: *THATS ILLEGAL*

[@gabeharris926]

Yeah bro those aren't ment to bend 😤😤😤😤 if those bend I get furious.

[@v4mpyy.]

Lmao this shouldn't be THIS FUNNY 😭

[@beepusboop8678]

Me: *laughs* My mom: What's so funny Me: Nothing My brain: Jack Strauberry

[@lillytheoutsider2618]

Huhuhu

[@FelisRatus]

Ha a a a a a a

[@Holly123-i3b]

*What. The. Hell*

[@cal927]

I’m scared.

[@luzpaz2040]

*crying badly*

[@SomeoneFar]

Man, this song really hits hard for me ngl. I made a new friend a long while ago, and there was an entire summer where I've started to worry really badly for her w/ her problems, trying really hard to help her with them that it kind of started to drain me emotionally, too. I remember listening to this during that period of time. I did help her feel better after it, though. But lately, I've been really jealous about her other close friend who talks to her a lot more often than I do these days, and I haven't really been at my best since. I think I've extremely close and attached to her, and I genuinely do care about her. I know not many people may see this, but I just really want to say this out here. Update: Heyo. Not sure if anyone will see this, but, I've gotten over that jealousy, thankfully. But, it's been another, really hard time for me again, with her. She's been feeling quite suicidal lately, and I'm extremely worried and unsure of what to do. I just hope for the best, for now.

[@Charlotte-760]

Oh l’m sorry for you..

[@silbear1318]

It's like the song says bro..."You can't be the only one who hear her" you are not his personal psychologist. If want help her, tell her that find some profesional help. And try to find some time for You, for chilling out and rest of her problems. Remember, you're just human. It's kind that you want to helped her, but there exist a limit of what can do a person fot others.

[@vibethecat4194]

listening to this on my birthday both helps and hurts. I wish my childhood friends attended my party :(

[@teehee9122]

POV: your 2 years late Oh nvm 3 years-

[@kepler9860]

well you're not wrong

[@dynamaxx.5094]

Meh

[@dynamaxx.5094]

this song never gets old

[@losty_Its]

Damn, that POV seems very real to me

[@ajarofworms7]

It’s true

[@spookynautgaming2609]

THEORY: this song is in the perspective of someone hanging out at a party watching their crush cry about their love life, every time the crush mentions another hookup they've had the protag feels their heart break, because "those aren't meant to bend"

[@lewisbaitup6352]

Wheres the crush johnny

[@spookynautgaming2609]

@@lewisbaitup6352 they're the "saddest little baby in the room"

[@lewisbaitup6352]

@@spookynautgaming2609 that crush is a wimp

[@spookynautgaming2609]

@@lewisbaitup6352 maybe they just like all the attention they get

[@yami-mq5rp]

there's an animation using this song that's similar to ur story!

[@lostpuppy6951]

*AWAKE* _TRAUMA THERAPY : SESSION 4_ Therapist: "Set the phasers to rot. What has got you distraught?" Person: (not wanting to describe it in detail ) "It's negative attention at best. But call it nothing" *Meanwhile, the meek voice in his head : Maybe it's something, a little bit, a little bit. Maybe it has something to do, a little bit.* Person: "It's all about ascension, I guess" Therapist: (frowns) "Don't put me to rest" "Go on and hand me your clothes" Person (pulls up shirt) : "O-oh, here you go" *a jarring view of protruding ribs with bruises all over, the skin a deep plum color covered and with small round scars, an occasional long white scar of incorrectly healed skin* Therapist (stares): " " Person (sarcasticly, embarrassed by the silence): "Take a picture or two" *flashes of aloud laugh, and a hauting voice: "Two or three?"* Therapist: "I can see you" Person : (oh) -------------------------------------- *the voice in the head: Tears falling down at the party. Saddest little baby in the room.* Therapist (kindly) : "Fears, tell me fears" Person (starting to oscillate to and fro in his seat) : " ....don't get me started." *Spills all of it - The long days spent fearing the nighttime, the belt, the cigarettes, the booze. The dead mother. The friends who never were. The bullies who always were. The shaking, the vomiting, the panic attacks. Being found, half-dead, and not knowing the furture.* Therapist : "I get a little grey hair for every scare you share." *flashes of sceams, an out of body experience, and the begging.* *Then, * *a small hysterical voice, shaky : "Those aren't meant to bend. No, those aren't meant to bend. Those aren't meant to bend. No, those aren't meant to bend...* Person (haunted eyes stareing back silently, relieving everything, bit by bit): " " Therapist (worried by the unresponsiveness, blurts) : "I hear your eyes and I see those cries" *(I hear those eyes and I see those cries)* The Person only hears a loud ringing. There is only the ringing. He appreciates its staying, it makes the silence less scary, less full of expected pain. Therapist, calling a nurse for the jaw locked, catatonic person (woefully) : " I can't be the only one who, hears you." ------------------------------------ Therapist (in bed, at home) : " ... " *"Fears, tell me fears" * *"don't get me started"* *"...."* *"I get a little grey hair for every scare you share"* Person (at his foster home, under surveillance) : " ... " *"Tears falling down at the party"* *"Saddest little baby in the room"* *"Those aren't meant to bend. No, those aren't meant to bend. Those aren't meant to bend. No, those aren't meant to bend"* (Tears falling down at the party Saddest little baby in my eye Fears, tell me fears, don't get me started) *Both, silently: "I might die"*

[@abiolaanimashaun4780]

This shit cringe af

[@six8583]

this song is oddly comforting.

[@Skylarker_drawss]

Subtitles: [cursive music] Deaf people: 😩😩oh 👌 yes 😩🔥give me 😩some 🔥of that 👌👌 tasty 😩 jack stauber 👌🔥

[@fartmaster684]

Dual_Doodles no

[@jonathanramos4026]

@@fartmaster684 yes

[@chrissy8862]

@@deadnebula you are da egg. scrambled.

[@aL-ys1ze]

@@deadnebula it's a j o ke

[@cat1312.]

Iyaいや it’s a j o k e